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Date : 08/13/2007 Duedate: 08/25/2007
ANDORAK
DM-105 TURN-459
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 SUPERIOR FOR 45/1030 565 385 2 59.5 DRAGONBALL Z 46/944
2 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 26/9 403 289 6 58.2 SCARLET KNIGHTS II 11/994
KELLUMBO'S KIDS 22/978 DRUID'S GROVE 50/983
3 GERFEL'S FRIE 11/396 424 382 5 52.6 SCARLET KNIGHTS 11/902
ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY 66/846 RUBY DRAGONS 46/1006
THE FURIOUS FIVE 71/1023 6 WANDERERS 41/899 563 936 9 37.6
4-THE PLAGUE 41/231 25 25 0 50.0 7 MIKES 14/831 357 682 9 34.4
5 X-FORCE 66/415 1375 1826 17 43.0
'##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Thankyouthankyou. It's great for me, The Unknown Spymaster to be back in
ANDORAK. Hope you enjoy the show. Oh, who am I kidding? I already got paid, and
there isn't that much of a show! Eighteen fights, with four standbys? Pathetic.
Hey everybody, watch out for HUMMEL, who flew up 71 points in the rankings after
mashing TALISMAN SHIELDGUARD like a melon. Keep your eye on this guy. Both these
guys. Hummel's got wings, and Talisman's a rotten melon. It says so right here, and
if it's in print, why, it must be true! Ya know, some days it doesn't pay to walk
out on the sands. SMITH was beat by LUKARIAN LAMORAK and drops 17 points. Drawing
on all of his experience as a 103-47-4 warrior, VISION went for the Duelmastership
against GOKU this week. Okay, you don't call it "duelmaster" here, big deal. I
can't be expected to remember everything. In front of all the crowds (what, you
think they should've turned their backs?), VISION took the Duelmaster's crown for his
own. I give the bum two weeks. 4 out of 5 gladiators surveyed protect the body, so
try and avoid aiming at that location. Get 'em in the pocketbook. That's the
vulnerable spot.
But enough of that bunch, let's get on to the wimps who like to avoid battle!
Why did they become gladiators, anyway? And hey, kiddies, those of you who didn't
avoid SUPERIOR FORCES, please raise you hand. Wow. Does ANDORAK really have that
many liars? For those of you who like math, try this one: SUPERIOR FORCES + Weapons
That go Boom = KELLUMBO'S KIDS + Avoid City. Actually, this is no mystery, Kellumbo
seems to be the only manager who cares about these things. Well just about everybody
wants a piece of WOLVERINE, who was this week's most challenged warrior. Preferably
skewered and held over a slow fire. In a mismatch, our friend GRANDPA RAT of
KELLUMBO'S KIDS got heroic notions and challenged CONNOR MACLEOD. What did it get
him? A 33-17-3 record, that's what. Trading many whacks on the head and a loss for
2 recognition points, GRANDPA RAT shows that a guy doesn't have to be good to get
places. BLIND GIRL of KELLUMBO'S KIDS had better have a good reason for challenging
down 8 points in a challenge which she won. Yeah, right, like anybody cares? I have
it on fair authority that nobody really believes in Andoria any more (hey, they tell
me that Arvat has joined the Free Blades!), so why NOT down-challenge? I thought
BLIND GIRL showed great skill and promise when she bested SANDS. All right, so I
slept through it! Big deal!
Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day
drinking to their memory. Better tanked than dead! Remember: alliances are great,
but try and take your ally in the arena with you and see what happens. I reckon this
is what happened to Andoria, now that I think about it. All this bit about allies
and comrades and respect, and what good did it do anyone? So people ditched it.
Smart.
Well, that wasn't too bad; Alarond told me that the people in ANDORAK have no
sense of humor. Or maybe that they were senseless. Takes one to know one, Alarond.
C'mon, Leadfoot, let's make some tracks. And remember, you can pick your friends and
you can pick your--(loud boos), oh, you've heard that one already!-- The Unknown
Spymaster
SATURN (41-3990) (17-72-0,52) of WANDERERS fought OHRLAM (105-2) (0-0-0,60) of
the Boring Standbys. SATURN was overpowered by OHRLAM in a popular 2 minute bloody
one-sided bout.
SOLARIS (46-3759) (25-72-0,58) of RUBY DRAGONS fought MARS (41-3989) (29-15-
0,83) of WANDERERS. SOLARIS was devastated by MARS in an exciting 1 minute brutal
one-sided brawl.
PARNIAN (41-4138) (27-35-1,100) of WANDERERS fought TYLARRA (105-23) (0-0-0,150)
of the Boring Standbys. PARNIAN was handily defeated by TYLARRA in a 1 minute
mismatched bout.
KHORNE SHADOWSPAWN (46-3809) (47-45-1,138) of RUBY DRAGONS fought LURLINE GRACE
(41-4164) (25-22-0,150) of WANDERERS. KHORNE SHADOWSPAWN was vanquished by LURLINE
GRACE in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
WARDUKE (11-5930) (46-55-3,158) of SCARLET KNIGHTS II fought FLUTTERLEE (41-
4153) (23-33-0,127) of WANDERERS. WARDUKE handily defeated FLUTTERLEE in a 1 minute
one-sided conflict.
POETIC JUICE (66-2975) (58-42-0,197) of ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY fought
GIMETHATSHIELD (26-1306) (75-65-1,176) of KELLUMBO'S KIDS. POETIC JUICE devastated
GIMETHATSHIELD in a crowd pleasing 7 minute one-sided battle.
SMITH (14-1282) (80-137-4,204) of MIKES fought LUKARIAN LAMORAK (11-4841) (59-
75-1,185) of SCARLET KNIGHTS. SMITH was bested by LUKARIAN LAMORAK in a 2 minute
conflict.
TALISMAN SHIELDGUARD (11-4304) (77-90-0,196) of SCARLET KNIGHTS fought HUMMEL
(14-1404) (79-136-3,207) of MIKES. TALISMAN SHIELDGUARD was narrowly killed by
HUMMEL in an exciting 2 minute match.
DEATH FOG (45-4017) (46-23-0,248) of SUPERIOR FORCES fought BLACKRAZOR (11-4091)
(61-120-1,190) of SCARLET KNIGHTS. DEATH FOG savagely defeated BLACKRAZOR in an
action packed 3 minute gory match.
IRIADOR (50-2481) (68-45-2,218) of DRUID'S GROVE fought SWEET TOOTH (11-3248)
(38-27-0,193) of GERFEL'S FRIENDS. IRIADOR was narrowly defeated by SWEET TOOTH in
an action packed 6 minute gory duel.
WARPATH (66-2926) (90-140-4,250) of X-FORCE fought JIMI (105-27) (0-0-0,240) of
the Boring Standbys. WARPATH was vanquished by JIMI in a 1 minute uneven duel.
SOLAR SISTER (71-5609) (39-14-1,218) of THE FURIOUS FIVE fought VAN HELSING (11-
6338) (45-37-1,184) of SCARLET KNIGHTS II. SOLAR SISTER narrowly defeated VAN
HELSING in a 2 minute gruesome melee.
NIXIE SEASPRITE (11-4992) (60-59-0,250) of SCARLET KNIGHTS fought JIMI (105-27)
(0-0-0,240) of the Boring Standbys. NIXIE SEASPRITE was devastated by JIMI in a 2
minute bloody mismatched match.
GRANDPA RAT (22-6549) (33-16-3,176) of KELLUMBO'S KIDS challenged CONNOR MACLEOD
(11-5532) (55-64-0,202) of SCARLET KNIGHTS II. Up 26. GRANDPA RAT was bested by
CONNOR MACLEOD in a popular 2 minute Challenge duel.
HOMELESS PRINCE (22-6012) (72-45-1,202) of KELLUMBO'S KIDS challenged VAJRA
VALMEJAR (11-4928) (59-70-0,203) of SCARLET KNIGHTS. Up 1. HOMELESS PRINCE
overpowered VAJRA VALMEJAR in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
BLIND GIRL (22-6041) (37-13-0,191) of KELLUMBO'S KIDS challenged SANDS (11-4123)
(62-117-3,183) of SCARLET KNIGHTS. Down 8. BLIND GIRL won victory over SANDS in a
crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge brawl.
MAXIMUS (22-5966) (61-40-3,219) of KELLUMBO'S KIDS challenged WOLVERINE (66-
3871) (56-105-4,216) of X-FORCE. Down 3. MAXIMUS was viciously subdued by WOLVERINE
in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
VISION (26-1573) (103-47-4,212) of KELLUMBO'S KIDS challenged GOKU (46-3655)
(77-64-2,300) of DRAGONBALL Z. Up 88. VISION outlasted GOKU in an exciting 7 minute
gory Challenge Title melee. Good work, Vision.
THE KING'S SENTINEL W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
VISION 26-1573 104 47 4 227 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (9) CALEAM
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HUMMEL 14-1404 80 136 4 278 MIKES (831) TOBIR
DEATH FOG 45-4017 47 23 0 253 SUPERIOR FORCES (1030) STORMCROWE
WOLVERINE 66-3871 57 105 4 235 X-FORCE (415) TARRGIR
SOLAR SISTER 71-5609 40 14 1 224 THE FURIOUS FIVE (1023) KYR'TERR
SWEET TOOTH 11-3248 39 27 0 217 GERFEL'S FRIENDS (396) ARUAK CITY
HOMELESS PRINCE 22-6012 73 45 1 213 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (978) SOLVEN
CONNOR MACLEOD 11-5532 56 64 0 213 SCARLET KNIGHTS II (994) ARUAK CITY
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
GOKU 46-3655 77 65 2 210 DRAGONBALL Z (944) ARDIVENT
POETIC JUICE 66-2975 59 42 0 210 ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY (846) TARRGIR
LUKARIAN LAMORAK 11-4841 60 75 1 199 SCARLET KNIGHTS (902) ARUAK CITY
VAJRA VALMEJAR 11-4928 59 71 0 198 SCARLET KNIGHTS (902) ARUAK CITY
IRIADOR 50-2481 68 46 2 197 DRUID'S GROVE (983) SNOWBOUND
MAXIMUS 22-5966 61 41 3 196 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (978) SOLVEN
TALISMAN SHIELDGUA 11-4304 77 91 0 195 SCARLET KNIGHTS (902) ARUAK CITY
BLACKRAZOR 11-4091 61 121 1 195 SCARLET KNIGHTS (902) ARUAK CITY
-SHADOW OUT OF TIME 41-1622 31 20 1 195 THE PLAGUE (231) KATI-TEI
BLIND GIRL 22-6041 38 13 0 194 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (978) SOLVEN
VAN HELSING 11-6338 45 38 1 191 SCARLET KNIGHTS II (994) ARUAK CITY
-LUCIAS CLAY 22-6359 43 33 0 191 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (978) SOLVEN
WARPATH 66-2926 90 141 4 190 X-FORCE (415) TARRGIR
NIXIE SEASPRITE 11-4992 60 60 0 190 SCARLET KNIGHTS (902) ARUAK CITY
SANDS 11-4123 62 118 3 189 SCARLET KNIGHTS (902) ARUAK CITY
SMITH 14-1282 80 138 4 187 MIKES (831) TOBIR
-DEAD OF WINTER 41-970 36 34 2 182 THE PLAGUE (231) KATI-TEI
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
GIMETHATSHIELD 26-1306 75 66 1 178 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (9) CALEAM
GRANDPA RAT 22-6549 33 17 3 178 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (978) SOLVEN
WARDUKE 11-5930 47 55 3 160 SCARLET KNIGHTS II (994) ARUAK CITY
LURLINE GRACE 41-4164 26 22 0 158 WANDERERS (899) KATI-TEI
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
KHORNE SHADOWSPAWN 46-3809 47 46 1 132 RUBY DRAGONS (1006) ARDIVENT
FLUTTERLEE 41-4153 23 34 0 125 WANDERERS (899) KATI-TEI
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
PARNIAN 41-4138 27 36 1 100 WANDERERS (899) KATI-TEI
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MARS 41-3989 30 15 0 88 WANDERERS (899) KATI-TEI
SOLARIS 46-3759 25 73 0 58 RUBY DRAGONS (1006) ARDIVENT
SATURN 41-3990 17 73 0 44 WANDERERS (899) KATI-TEI
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
TALISMAN SHIELDGU 11-4304 77 91 0 SCARLET KNIGHTS 902 HUMMEL 14-1404 459
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Notice to all arenas on the Isle: Find my skis! How can it be that hard? They have
little, you know, palm trees on them, so you can TELL they're mine. Sure, I don't
want them RIGHT THIS MINUTE, but I know you guys. Even if you say you'll start
looking NOW, it'll take you MONTHS to get around to it, and by THEN, I WILL need the
skis. So start looking, okay? I NEED them. -- Debby Tonte
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
MAXIMUS was viciously subdued by WOLVERINE in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
VISION outlasted GOKU in a exciting 7 minute gory Challenge Title melee.
BLIND GIRL won victory over SANDS in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge brawl.
HOMELESS PRINCE overpowered VAJRA VALMEJAR in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
GRANDPA RAT was bested by CONNOR MACLEOD in a popular 2 minute Challenge duel.
NIXIE SEASPRITE was devastated by JIMI in a 2 minute bloody mismatched match.
SOLAR SISTER narrowly defeated VAN HELSING in a 2 minute gruesome melee.
WARPATH was vanquished by JIMI in a 1 minute uneven duel.
IRIADOR was narrowly defeated by SWEET TOOTH in a action packed 6 minute gory duel.
DEATH FOG savagely defeated BLACKRAZOR in a action packed 3 minute gory match.
TALISMAN SHIELDGUARD was narrowly killed by HUMMEL in a exciting 2 minute match.
SMITH was bested by LUKARIAN LAMORAK in a 2 minute conflict.
POETIC JUICE devastated GIMETHATSHIELD in a crowd pleasing 7 minute one-sided battle.
WARDUKE handily defeated FLUTTERLEE in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
KHORNE SHADOWSPAWN was vanquished by LURLINE GRACE in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
PARNIAN was handily defeated by TYLARRA in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
SOLARIS was devastated by MARS in a exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided brawl.
SATURN was overpowered by OHRLAM in a popular 2 minute bloody one-sided bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|SLASHING ATTACK 6 BASHING ATTACK 8 - 2 - 0 80 |
|TOTAL PARRY 6 AIMED BLOW 40 - 21 - 0 66 |
|AIMED BLOW 5 PARRY-RIPOSTE 12 - 8 - 1 60 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 4 PARRY-LUNGE 18 - 12 - 1 60 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 3 LUNGING ATTACK 18 - 17 - 0 51 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 WALL OF STEEL 9 - 11 - 0 45 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 SLASHING ATTACK 25 - 35 - 0 42 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 PARRY-STRIKE 4 - 6 - 0 40 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 TOTAL PARRY 18 - 28 - 0 39 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 STRIKING ATTACK 15 - 26 - 0 37 |
Turn 459 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 3 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 4 4 AIMED BLOW
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 TOTAL PARRY 2 - 4 3 PARRY-LUNGE
AIMED BLOW 3 - 2 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 3 1 TOTAL PARRY
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 2 1 STRIKING ATTACK
1 LUNGING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY VISION 26-1573 104 47 4 227 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (9)
PARRY-LUNGE HUMMEL 14-1404 80 136 4 278 MIKES (831)
AIMED BLOW DEATH FOG 45-4017 47 23 0 253 SUPERIOR FORCES (1030)
SLASHING ATTACK WOLVERINE 66-3871 57 105 4 235 X-FORCE (415)
STRIKING ATTACK HOMELESS PRINCE 22-6012 73 45 1 213 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (978)
LUNGING ATTACK LUKARIAN LAMORAK 11-4841 60 75 1 199 SCARLET KNIGHTS (902)
WALL OF STEEL BLACKRAZOR 11-4091 61 121 1 195 SCARLET KNIGHTS (902)
PARRY-STRIKE SMITH 14-1282 80 138 4 187 MIKES (831)
PARRY-RIPOSTE GRANDPA RAT 22-6549 33 17 3 178 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (978)
BASHING ATTACK MARS 41-3989 30 15 0 88 WANDERERS (899)
The overall popularity leader is VISION 26-1573. The most popular warrior this turn
was GOKU 46-3655. The ten other most popular fighters were POETIC JUICE 66-2975,
WOLVERINE 66-3871, SWEET TOOTH 11-3248, IRIADOR 50-2481, VISION 26-1573,
GIMETHATSHIELD 26-1306, TALISMAN SHIELDGUARD 11-4304, DEATH FOG 45-4017, SANDS
11-4123, and CONNOR MACLEOD 11-5532.
The least popular fighter this week was FLUTTERLEE 41-4153. The other ten least
popular fighters were SOLARIS 46-3759, PARNIAN 41-4138, WARPATH 66-2926, SATURN
41-3990, LURLINE GRACE 41-4164, KHORNE SHADOWSPAWN 46-3809, WARDUKE 11-5930, SMITH
14-1282, NIXIE SEASPRITE 11-4992, and BLIND GIRL 22-6041.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
ARUAK CITY(11) 4 6 0 KATI-TEI(41) 2 3 0 SNOWBOUND(50) 0 1 0
TOBIR(14) 1 1 1 STORMCROWE(45) 1 0 0 TARRGIR(66) 2 1 0
SOLVEN(22) 2 2 0 ARDIVENT(46) 0 3 0 KYR'TERR(71) 1 0 0
CALEAM(26) 1 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SWEET TOOTH 11-3248 39 27 0 217 GERFEL'S FRIENDS (396) ARUAK CITY
HUMMEL 14-1404 80 136 4 278 MIKES (831) TOBIR
HOMELESS PRINCE 22-6012 73 45 1 213 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (978) SOLVEN
VISION 26-1573 104 47 4 227 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (9) CALEAM
LURLINE GRACE 41-4164 26 22 0 158 WANDERERS (899) KATI-TEI
DEATH FOG 45-4017 47 23 0 253 SUPERIOR FORCES (1030) STORMCROWE
GOKU 46-3655 77 65 2 210 DRAGONBALL Z (944) ARDIVENT
IRIADOR 50-2481 68 46 2 197 DRUID'S GROVE (983) SNOWBOUND
WOLVERINE 66-3871 57 105 4 235 X-FORCE (415) TARRGIR
SOLAR SISTER 71-5609 40 14 1 224 THE FURIOUS FIVE (1023) KYR'TERR