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Date   : 08/13/2007    Duedate: 08/25/2007

ANDORAK

DM-105    TURN-459

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 SUPERIOR FOR 45/1030  565  385  2 59.5      DRAGONBALL Z 46/944                   
  2 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 26/9  403  289  6 58.2      SCARLET KNIGHTS II 11/994             
    KELLUMBO'S KIDS 22/978                      DRUID'S GROVE 50/983                  
  3 GERFEL'S FRIE 11/396  424  382  5 52.6      SCARLET KNIGHTS 11/902                
    ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY 66/846                  RUBY DRAGONS 46/1006                  
    THE FURIOUS FIVE 71/1023                  6 WANDERERS 41/899      563  936  9 37.6
  4-THE PLAGUE 41/231      25   25  0 50.0    7 MIKES 14/831          357  682  9 34.4
  5 X-FORCE 66/415       1375 1826 17 43.0

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Thankyouthankyou.  It's great for me, The Unknown Spymaster to be back in
ANDORAK.  Hope you enjoy the show.  Oh, who am I kidding?  I already got paid, and
there isn't that much of a show!  Eighteen fights, with four standbys?  Pathetic.
     Hey everybody, watch out for HUMMEL, who flew up 71 points in the rankings after
mashing TALISMAN SHIELDGUARD like a melon.  Keep your eye on this guy.  Both these
guys.  Hummel's got wings, and Talisman's a rotten melon.  It says so right here, and
if it's in print, why, it must be true!  Ya know, some days it doesn't pay to walk
out on the sands.  SMITH was beat by LUKARIAN LAMORAK and drops 17 points.  Drawing
on all of his experience as a 103-47-4 warrior, VISION went for the Duelmastership
against GOKU this week.  Okay, you don't call it "duelmaster" here, big deal.  I
can't be expected to remember everything.  In front of all the crowds (what, you
think they should've turned their backs?), VISION took the Duelmaster's crown for his
own.  I give the bum two weeks.  4 out of 5 gladiators surveyed protect the body, so
try and avoid aiming at that location.  Get 'em in the pocketbook.  That's the
vulnerable spot.
     But enough of that bunch, let's get on to the wimps who like to avoid battle!
Why did they become gladiators, anyway?  And hey, kiddies, those of you who didn't
avoid SUPERIOR FORCES, please raise you hand.  Wow.  Does ANDORAK really have that
many liars?  For those of you who like math, try this one:  SUPERIOR FORCES + Weapons
That go Boom = KELLUMBO'S KIDS + Avoid City.  Actually, this is no mystery, Kellumbo
seems to be the only manager who cares about these things.  Well just about everybody
wants a piece of WOLVERINE, who was this week's most challenged warrior.  Preferably
skewered and held over a slow fire.  In a mismatch, our friend GRANDPA RAT of
KELLUMBO'S KIDS got heroic notions and challenged CONNOR MACLEOD.  What did it get
him?  A 33-17-3 record, that's what.  Trading many whacks on the head and a loss for
2 recognition points, GRANDPA RAT shows that a guy doesn't have to be good to get
places.  BLIND GIRL of KELLUMBO'S KIDS had better have a good reason for challenging
down 8 points in a challenge which she won.  Yeah, right, like anybody cares?  I have
it on fair authority that nobody really believes in Andoria any more (hey, they tell
me that Arvat has joined the Free Blades!), so why NOT down-challenge?  I thought
BLIND GIRL showed great skill and promise when she bested SANDS.  All right, so I
slept through it!  Big deal!
     Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day
drinking to their memory.  Better tanked than dead!  Remember:  alliances are great,
but try and take your ally in the arena with you and see what happens.  I reckon this
is what happened to Andoria, now that I think about it.  All this bit about allies
and comrades and respect, and what good did it do anyone?  So people ditched it.
Smart.
     Well, that wasn't too bad; Alarond told me that the people in ANDORAK have no
sense of humor.  Or maybe that they were senseless.  Takes one to know one, Alarond.
C'mon, Leadfoot, let's make some tracks.  And remember, you can pick your friends and
you can pick your--(loud boos), oh, you've heard that one already!-- The Unknown
Spymaster

     SATURN (41-3990) (17-72-0,52) of WANDERERS fought OHRLAM (105-2) (0-0-0,60) of
the Boring Standbys.  SATURN was overpowered by OHRLAM in a popular 2 minute bloody
one-sided bout.
     SOLARIS (46-3759) (25-72-0,58) of RUBY DRAGONS fought MARS (41-3989) (29-15-
0,83) of WANDERERS.  SOLARIS was devastated by MARS in an exciting 1 minute brutal
one-sided brawl.
     PARNIAN (41-4138) (27-35-1,100) of WANDERERS fought TYLARRA (105-23) (0-0-0,150)
of the Boring Standbys.  PARNIAN was handily defeated by TYLARRA in a 1 minute
mismatched bout.
     KHORNE SHADOWSPAWN (46-3809) (47-45-1,138) of RUBY DRAGONS fought LURLINE GRACE
(41-4164) (25-22-0,150) of WANDERERS.  KHORNE SHADOWSPAWN was vanquished by LURLINE
GRACE in a 1 minute mismatched bout.

     WARDUKE (11-5930) (46-55-3,158) of SCARLET KNIGHTS II fought FLUTTERLEE (41-
4153) (23-33-0,127) of WANDERERS.  WARDUKE handily defeated FLUTTERLEE in a 1 minute
one-sided conflict.
     POETIC JUICE (66-2975) (58-42-0,197) of ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY fought
GIMETHATSHIELD (26-1306) (75-65-1,176) of KELLUMBO'S KIDS.  POETIC JUICE devastated
GIMETHATSHIELD in a crowd pleasing 7 minute one-sided battle.
     SMITH (14-1282) (80-137-4,204) of MIKES fought LUKARIAN LAMORAK (11-4841) (59-
75-1,185) of SCARLET KNIGHTS.  SMITH was bested by LUKARIAN LAMORAK in a 2 minute
conflict.
     TALISMAN SHIELDGUARD (11-4304) (77-90-0,196) of SCARLET KNIGHTS fought HUMMEL
(14-1404) (79-136-3,207) of MIKES.  TALISMAN SHIELDGUARD was narrowly killed by
HUMMEL in an exciting 2 minute match.

     DEATH FOG (45-4017) (46-23-0,248) of SUPERIOR FORCES fought BLACKRAZOR (11-4091)
(61-120-1,190) of SCARLET KNIGHTS.  DEATH FOG savagely defeated BLACKRAZOR in an
action packed 3 minute gory match.
     IRIADOR (50-2481) (68-45-2,218) of DRUID'S GROVE fought SWEET TOOTH (11-3248)
(38-27-0,193) of GERFEL'S FRIENDS.  IRIADOR was narrowly defeated by SWEET TOOTH in
an action packed 6 minute gory duel.
     WARPATH (66-2926) (90-140-4,250) of X-FORCE fought JIMI (105-27) (0-0-0,240) of
the Boring Standbys.  WARPATH was vanquished by JIMI in a 1 minute uneven duel.
     SOLAR SISTER (71-5609) (39-14-1,218) of THE FURIOUS FIVE fought VAN HELSING (11-
6338) (45-37-1,184) of SCARLET KNIGHTS II.  SOLAR SISTER narrowly defeated VAN
HELSING in a 2 minute gruesome melee.
     NIXIE SEASPRITE (11-4992) (60-59-0,250) of SCARLET KNIGHTS fought JIMI (105-27)
(0-0-0,240) of the Boring Standbys.  NIXIE SEASPRITE was devastated by JIMI in a 2
minute bloody mismatched match.

     GRANDPA RAT (22-6549) (33-16-3,176) of KELLUMBO'S KIDS challenged CONNOR MACLEOD
(11-5532) (55-64-0,202) of SCARLET KNIGHTS II.  Up 26.  GRANDPA RAT was bested by
CONNOR MACLEOD in a popular 2 minute Challenge duel.
     HOMELESS PRINCE (22-6012) (72-45-1,202) of KELLUMBO'S KIDS challenged VAJRA
VALMEJAR (11-4928) (59-70-0,203) of SCARLET KNIGHTS.  Up 1.  HOMELESS PRINCE
overpowered VAJRA VALMEJAR in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
     BLIND GIRL (22-6041) (37-13-0,191) of KELLUMBO'S KIDS challenged SANDS (11-4123)
(62-117-3,183) of SCARLET KNIGHTS.  Down 8.  BLIND GIRL won victory over SANDS in a
crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge brawl.
     MAXIMUS (22-5966) (61-40-3,219) of KELLUMBO'S KIDS challenged WOLVERINE (66-
3871) (56-105-4,216) of X-FORCE.  Down 3.  MAXIMUS was viciously subdued by WOLVERINE
in a 3 minute Challenge fight.

     VISION (26-1573) (103-47-4,212) of KELLUMBO'S KIDS challenged GOKU (46-3655)
(77-64-2,300) of DRAGONBALL Z.  Up 88.  VISION outlasted GOKU in an exciting 7 minute
gory Challenge Title melee.  Good work, Vision.

THE KING'S SENTINEL           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 VISION 26-1573             104  47  4  227  KELLUMBO'S KIDS (9)        CALEAM

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HUMMEL 14-1404              80 136  4  278  MIKES (831)                TOBIR
 DEATH FOG 45-4017           47  23  0  253  SUPERIOR FORCES (1030)     STORMCROWE
 WOLVERINE 66-3871           57 105  4  235  X-FORCE (415)              TARRGIR
 SOLAR SISTER 71-5609        40  14  1  224  THE FURIOUS FIVE (1023)    KYR'TERR
 SWEET TOOTH 11-3248         39  27  0  217  GERFEL'S FRIENDS (396)     ARUAK CITY
 HOMELESS PRINCE 22-6012     73  45  1  213  KELLUMBO'S KIDS (978)      SOLVEN
 CONNOR MACLEOD 11-5532      56  64  0  213  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (994)   ARUAK CITY

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GOKU 46-3655                77  65  2  210  DRAGONBALL Z (944)         ARDIVENT
 POETIC JUICE 66-2975        59  42  0  210  ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY (846)  TARRGIR
 LUKARIAN LAMORAK 11-4841    60  75  1  199  SCARLET KNIGHTS (902)      ARUAK CITY
 VAJRA VALMEJAR 11-4928      59  71  0  198  SCARLET KNIGHTS (902)      ARUAK CITY
 IRIADOR 50-2481             68  46  2  197  DRUID'S GROVE (983)        SNOWBOUND
 MAXIMUS 22-5966             61  41  3  196  KELLUMBO'S KIDS (978)      SOLVEN
 TALISMAN SHIELDGUA 11-4304  77  91  0  195  SCARLET KNIGHTS (902)      ARUAK CITY
 BLACKRAZOR 11-4091          61 121  1  195  SCARLET KNIGHTS (902)      ARUAK CITY
-SHADOW OUT OF TIME 41-1622  31  20  1  195  THE PLAGUE (231)           KATI-TEI
 BLIND GIRL 22-6041          38  13  0  194  KELLUMBO'S KIDS (978)      SOLVEN
 VAN HELSING 11-6338         45  38  1  191  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (994)   ARUAK CITY
-LUCIAS CLAY 22-6359         43  33  0  191  KELLUMBO'S KIDS (978)      SOLVEN
 WARPATH 66-2926             90 141  4  190  X-FORCE (415)              TARRGIR
 NIXIE SEASPRITE 11-4992     60  60  0  190  SCARLET KNIGHTS (902)      ARUAK CITY
 SANDS 11-4123               62 118  3  189  SCARLET KNIGHTS (902)      ARUAK CITY
 SMITH 14-1282               80 138  4  187  MIKES (831)                TOBIR
-DEAD OF WINTER 41-970       36  34  2  182  THE PLAGUE (231)           KATI-TEI

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GIMETHATSHIELD 26-1306      75  66  1  178  KELLUMBO'S KIDS (9)        CALEAM
 GRANDPA RAT 22-6549         33  17  3  178  KELLUMBO'S KIDS (978)      SOLVEN
 WARDUKE 11-5930             47  55  3  160  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (994)   ARUAK CITY
 LURLINE GRACE 41-4164       26  22  0  158  WANDERERS (899)            KATI-TEI

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KHORNE SHADOWSPAWN 46-3809  47  46  1  132  RUBY DRAGONS (1006)        ARDIVENT
 FLUTTERLEE 41-4153          23  34  0  125  WANDERERS (899)            KATI-TEI

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PARNIAN 41-4138             27  36  1  100  WANDERERS (899)            KATI-TEI

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MARS 41-3989                30  15  0   88  WANDERERS (899)            KATI-TEI
 SOLARIS 46-3759             25  73  0   58  RUBY DRAGONS (1006)        ARDIVENT
 SATURN 41-3990              17  73  0   44  WANDERERS (899)            KATI-TEI

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY              TURN
TALISMAN SHIELDGU 11-4304  77  91  0 SCARLET KNIGHTS 902    HUMMEL 14-1404         459

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Notice to all arenas on the Isle:  Find my skis!  How can it be that hard?  They have
little, you know, palm trees on them, so you can TELL they're mine.  Sure, I don't
want them RIGHT THIS MINUTE, but I know you guys.  Even if you say you'll start
looking NOW, it'll take you MONTHS to get around to it, and by THEN, I WILL need the
skis.  So start looking, okay?  I NEED them. -- Debby Tonte

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

MAXIMUS was viciously subdued by WOLVERINE in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
VISION outlasted GOKU in a exciting 7 minute gory Challenge Title melee.
BLIND GIRL won victory over SANDS in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge brawl.
HOMELESS PRINCE overpowered VAJRA VALMEJAR in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
GRANDPA RAT was bested by CONNOR MACLEOD in a popular 2 minute Challenge duel.
NIXIE SEASPRITE was devastated by JIMI in a 2 minute bloody mismatched match.
SOLAR SISTER narrowly defeated VAN HELSING in a 2 minute gruesome melee.
WARPATH was vanquished by JIMI in a 1 minute uneven duel.
IRIADOR was narrowly defeated by SWEET TOOTH in a action packed 6 minute gory duel.
DEATH FOG savagely defeated BLACKRAZOR in a action packed 3 minute gory match.
TALISMAN SHIELDGUARD was narrowly killed by HUMMEL in a exciting 2 minute match.
SMITH was bested by LUKARIAN LAMORAK in a 2 minute conflict.
POETIC JUICE devastated GIMETHATSHIELD in a crowd pleasing 7 minute one-sided battle.
WARDUKE handily defeated FLUTTERLEE in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
KHORNE SHADOWSPAWN was vanquished by LURLINE GRACE in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
PARNIAN was handily defeated by TYLARRA in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
SOLARIS was devastated by MARS in a exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided brawl.
SATURN was overpowered by OHRLAM in a popular 2 minute bloody one-sided bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|SLASHING ATTACK                  6         BASHING ATTACK     8 -   2 -  0      80  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      6         AIMED BLOW        40 -  21 -  0      66  |
|AIMED BLOW                       5         PARRY-RIPOSTE     12 -   8 -  1      60  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         PARRY-LUNGE       18 -  12 -  1      60  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         LUNGING ATTACK    18 -  17 -  0      51  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         WALL OF STEEL      9 -  11 -  0      45  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         SLASHING ATTACK   25 -  35 -  0      42  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         PARRY-STRIKE       4 -   6 -  0      40  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         TOTAL PARRY       18 -  28 -  0      39  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         STRIKING ATTACK   15 -  26 -  0      37  |

Turn 459 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        3 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  4         4  AIMED BLOW     
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     TOTAL PARRY        2 -  4         3  PARRY-LUNGE    
AIMED BLOW         3 -  2     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  3         1  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         1  SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  2         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                                                                1  LUNGING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      VISION 26-1573            104  47  4  227 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (9)
PARRY-LUNGE      HUMMEL 14-1404             80 136  4  278 MIKES (831)
AIMED BLOW       DEATH FOG 45-4017          47  23  0  253 SUPERIOR FORCES (1030)
SLASHING ATTACK  WOLVERINE 66-3871          57 105  4  235 X-FORCE (415)
STRIKING ATTACK  HOMELESS PRINCE 22-6012    73  45  1  213 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (978)
LUNGING ATTACK   LUKARIAN LAMORAK 11-4841   60  75  1  199 SCARLET KNIGHTS (902)
WALL OF STEEL    BLACKRAZOR 11-4091         61 121  1  195 SCARLET KNIGHTS (902)
PARRY-STRIKE     SMITH 14-1282              80 138  4  187 MIKES (831)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    GRANDPA RAT 22-6549        33  17  3  178 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (978)
BASHING ATTACK   MARS 41-3989               30  15  0   88 WANDERERS (899)

The overall popularity leader is VISION 26-1573.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was GOKU 46-3655.  The ten other most popular fighters were POETIC JUICE 66-2975, 
WOLVERINE 66-3871, SWEET TOOTH 11-3248, IRIADOR 50-2481, VISION 26-1573, 
GIMETHATSHIELD 26-1306, TALISMAN SHIELDGUARD 11-4304, DEATH FOG 45-4017, SANDS 
11-4123, and CONNOR MACLEOD 11-5532.

The least popular fighter this week was FLUTTERLEE 41-4153.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were SOLARIS 46-3759, PARNIAN 41-4138, WARPATH 66-2926, SATURN 
41-3990, LURLINE GRACE 41-4164, KHORNE SHADOWSPAWN 46-3809, WARDUKE 11-5930, SMITH 
14-1282, NIXIE SEASPRITE 11-4992, and BLIND GIRL 22-6041.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
ARUAK CITY(11)       4  6 0  KATI-TEI(41)         2  3 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        0  1 0  
TOBIR(14)            1  1 1  STORMCROWE(45)       1  0 0  TARRGIR(66)          2  1 0  
SOLVEN(22)           2  2 0  ARDIVENT(46)         0  3 0  KYR'TERR(71)         1  0 0  
CALEAM(26)           1  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SWEET TOOTH 11-3248         39  27  0  217  GERFEL'S FRIENDS (396)     ARUAK CITY
 HUMMEL 14-1404              80 136  4  278  MIKES (831)                TOBIR
 HOMELESS PRINCE 22-6012     73  45  1  213  KELLUMBO'S KIDS (978)      SOLVEN
 VISION 26-1573             104  47  4  227  KELLUMBO'S KIDS (9)        CALEAM
 LURLINE GRACE 41-4164       26  22  0  158  WANDERERS (899)            KATI-TEI
 DEATH FOG 45-4017           47  23  0  253  SUPERIOR FORCES (1030)     STORMCROWE
 GOKU 46-3655                77  65  2  210  DRAGONBALL Z (944)         ARDIVENT
 IRIADOR 50-2481             68  46  2  197  DRUID'S GROVE (983)        SNOWBOUND
 WOLVERINE 66-3871           57 105  4  235  X-FORCE (415)              TARRGIR
 SOLAR SISTER 71-5609        40  14  1  224  THE FURIOUS FIVE (1023)    KYR'TERR