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Date   : 11/05/2007    Duedate: 11/17/2007

ANDORAK

DM-105    TURN-465

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 SUPERIOR FOR 45/1030  571  387  2 59.6    5 FACES OF DEAT 23/125  117  144  2 44.8
  2 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 26/9  426  300  6 58.7      FACES OF DEATH 25/179                 
    KELLUMBO'S KIDS 22/978                      CLAN STEELHAMMER 57/521               
  3-TACO GODS 40/198     1113  809 18 57.9      DEN OF THIEVES 48/159                 
    THAT TOTALLY SUCKS! 82/993                6 X-FORCE 66/415       1407 1884 18 42.8
    SAILS OF CHARON 63/1013                     DRAGONBALL Z 46/944                   
    SWEET SILK 41/720                           SCARLET KNIGHTS II 11/994             
    POSITIVELY PUTRID 71/940                    DRUID'S GROVE 50/983                  
    DEATH STUDS VII 60/877                      SCARLET KNIGHTS 11/902                
    DARK SIDE 43/970                            RUBY DRAGONS 46/1006                  
    DIAMONDS & RUST 68/820                    7 WANDERERS 41/899      574  955  9 37.5
  4 PUERCO'S PINA 53/669  442  386  5 53.4      GOLDEN CANYON 26/741                  
    ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY 66/846                8 MIKES 14/831          363  688  9 34.5
    THE FURIOUS FIVE 71/1023                  9 STEEL CRUSAD 26/1042    1    1  0 50.0
    GERFEL'S FRIENDS 11/396               

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                                  WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 289): LORD BYRON of SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 579): WOLFBROTHER of SCARLET KNIGHTS II (Armalias, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 579): 100% of NO-HALF STEPPING (?, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 572): JACKSON of KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 568): MANUEL PEREZ of MEDAL OF HONOR A3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 568): DR HOOK of THE RED BLADES (Bill the Bard, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 566): UP-CHUCKY of STEEL CRUSADE (Cassius Calvata, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 561): MOPT of RANDOM (JE, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 530): BELLA DEANE of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 521): RAMBLING OX of WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 512): BUNKER of SONS OF TULL (Gerald Bostock, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 236): INSOLENT IRIS of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 413): NO WAY! of SUPERIOR FORCES 5405 (Manager, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 190): EYE OF THE NEEDLE oF HAZAARDS OF CLONING (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 464): AXLY HIMSELF of GERFEL'S FRIENDS (Generalissimo Puerco)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 289): BLOOD RITES (Wretch, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 579): ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 579): THE DOGHOUSE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 572): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 568): KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 568): KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND (?, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 566): STEEL CRUSADE (Cassius Calvata, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 561): THE A'S -- LOSERS II (Malaquar, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 530): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 521): WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 512): FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 236): FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 413): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 190): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 464): SUPERIOR FORCES (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 579): JUMPIN' of SCARLET KNIGHTS II (Armalias, mgr.)
                   (turn 578): GOLDEN GLOW of COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 579): SHOWSTOPPER of NO-HALF STEPPING (?, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 567): PUPPET of ERRATA (JE, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 560): SLEEPS ALL DAY of GAMEHENDGE (Malaquar, mgr.)
                         THE BOY KING of WORLDLY DECLINE (?, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 528): HAMILTON of VABOROUGHS (Visionist, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 511): EARL of FANIDLS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 235): BOB LE CANADIEN of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 189): JESSICA RABBIT of BRAIN FOOD 36 (The Sandman, mgr.)
                 (turn 188): PUPPY ON PATROL of DOGS OF WAR (?, mgr.)

                                 THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
                          Reflections by the King's Sentinel

Hi, Andorak,

I just finished reading a letter from Puerco in which he reminded me to write the
column for Aruak.  I guess he slipped up--I know what he meant, anyway.  I guess he
misses the arena action in Aruak, poor guy.  I suppose it's common knowledge among
the locals that he hasn't attended any fights or even visited the arena in months.  I
don't want to say more than I should... but just when a manager thinks he is past the
point of forming attachments to warriors or getting upset when they die, I guess they
can still be proven wrong.

Anyway, Nixie stepped up and I thank her for the match.  No challenges, no avoids.

Axly Himself
King's Sentinel

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Yes, well, here we are, and it's amazing.  The streets are paved with gold this
week--golden leaves fallen from the trees.  Better than the metal; I never knew
anyone to walk along scuffling and scrunching gold plate.
     Beyond that, we have the tourney run, but the results still in transit.  I don't
know who in Andorak may have won a tv-challenge or other such honor, but then, nobody
knows yet except the scribes who're compiling the report.  We all have to wait for
it, but perhaps not too long.  I hear that the dreaded SHE, not the Lady of the Grey
Wand but the even more fearsome Green Eyes, has directed them to move quickly on this
matter... or else!

     Turning our attention, or at least mine, to matters closer at hand, I see that
our King's Sentinel, Axly Himself (accept no substitutes!), got the most challenges.
This is right and proper.
     Gerfel's Friends were avoided by Kellumbo's Kids.  Is this some kind of gang
warfare?  No, it's avoidance, so it might be gang anti-warfare?
     Twenty fights were fought, with only two standbys today.  Four challenges went
through, though perhaps more may have been issued, hard to tell.  But I note the
disappearance of the Wanderers, and some of them might have been on the receiving end
of challenges.
     Nobody died, nobody got chilblains during an overly-long--  No I take that back,
we had a fourteen minute fight, and somebody with no gloves could've gotten chilled
from sitting through that.  Either or both of the gladiators, for starters.  Okay,
they weren't SITTING, most of the time, but still.

     So, the fights:
     CAP'N CRUNCH (26-4724) (14-7-1,50) of STEEL CRUSADE fought GOLDERIE (26-4657)
(20-14-1,75) of GOLDEN CANYON.  CAP'N CRUNCH was vanquished by GOLDERIE in a 1 minute
one-sided match.  A home-town match, have these two met on the sands before?  We
await their comments in the personals next time.
     LORIS KEY (26-4706) (19-10-1,68) of GOLDEN CANYON fought NAFISAH (22-6612) (20-
8-0,82) of KELLUMBO'S KIDS.  LORIS KEY was bested by NAFISAH in a popular 2 minute
gory contest.  And a rousing "What HO!" to Nafisah, the "old Isle hand" in this
match.
     SVEN BLUETOOTH (26-4729) (21-34-0,97) of STEEL CRUSADE fought GO-FER (26-4444)
(16-22-2,72) of GOLDEN CANYON.  SVEN BLUETOOTH overpowered GO-FER in a crowd pleasing
1 minute one-sided match.  And just to make it totally clear who won, Sven required
Go-Fer to bring him hot coffee, doughnuts, clean towels for his lily-white fingers
(tiger lily?), the list goes on.
     SOLARIS (46-3759) (29-74-0,100) of RUBY DRAGONS fought SARINA (26-4220) (19-20-
1,78) of GOLDEN CANYON.  SOLARIS beat SARINA in an exciting 6 minute match.  Under
the circumstances, I suppose I could say that it shows well for Sarina that she made
Solaris work that hard and long.
     KHORNE SHADOWSPAWN (46-3809) (50-48-1,115) of RUBY DRAGONS fought CLEMMIE (26-
4630) (23-22-1,92) of GOLDEN CANYON.  KHORNE SHADOWSPAWN devastated CLEMMIE in a 1
minute one-sided brawl.  Every time I look at Khorne's record, I'm surprised to see
that he has not yet reached one hundred fights.  It seems so long since he arrived
here.
     HUMMEL (14-1404) (83-138-4,185) of MIKES fought VAN HELSING (11-6338) (46-42-
1,180) of SCARLET KNIGHTS II.  HUMMEL vanquished VAN HELSING in a crowd pleasing 1
minute one-sided fray.  The weight of experience at work here.  Very weighty
experience.

     WOLVERINE (66-3871) (58-109-4,185) of X-FORCE fought GHRYSHAN (105-25) (0-0-
0,181) of the Creepy Old Monsters.  WOLVERINE was vanquished by GHRYSHAN in a 1
minute mismatched bout.  Can it be that the season has given added strength to the
Monsters?  Or did Wolverine simply have a "bad hare day"?  We may never know!
     WARPATH (66-2926) (93-143-4,210) of X-FORCE fought TESSHIAN (105-22) (0-0-0,181)
of the Creepy Old Monsters.  WARPATH overpowered TESSHIAN in a popular 1 minute
mismatched conflict.  Then again, this may indicate that the Monsters were not
seasonally empowered, and Wolverine was just unlucky.  Or Warpath lucky.
     HANGMAN (23-1076) (41-24-1,207) of FACES OF DEATH fought WARDUKE (11-5930) (50-
57-3,155) of SCARLET KNIGHTS II.  HANGMAN devastated WARDUKE in a crowd pleasing 3
minute one-sided battle.  Despite popular demand, Warduke was not hung at the end of
this match.
     DEATH FOG (45-4017) (50-25-0,196) of SUPERIOR FORCES fought LUKARIAN LAMORAK
(11-4841) (60-80-1,188) of SCARLET KNIGHTS.  DEATH FOG demolished LUKARIAN LAMORAK in
a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.  You've got to watch out for those fogs,
Lukarian.  Chocking things, even the best of them.
     BARON BLOOD (25-1396) (42-28-4,189) of FACES OF DEATH fought CONNOR MACLEOD (11-
5532) (57-68-0,173) of SCARLET KNIGHTS II.  BARON BLOOD overpowered CONNOR MACLEOD in
a popular 1 minute one-sided melee.  Overpowered, but did not kill.  I have to wonder
about these Faces of Death, who seem deficient in kills.  Well, in kills HERE,
anyway.  Are their opponents simply supposed to look at them, exclaim, "Gods, you
look like death (possibly warmed over)," and let it go at that?

     SANDS (11-4123) (62-123-3,190) of SCARLET KNIGHTS fought STELLA BLUE (53-6167)
(41-25-1,200) of PUERCO'S PINATA.  SANDS was vanquished by STELLA BLUE in a popular 1
minute one-sided duel.  I think this must have been the widely advertized "blue
note."
     GOKU (46-3655) (79-68-2,219) of DRAGONBALL Z fought FELON (48-1035) (28-25-
0,201) of DEN OF THIEVES.  GOKU vanquished FELON in an action packed 2 minute gory
uneven duel.  Yet again, the Weight of Experience bears down on the newcomer.
     POETIC JUICE (66-2975) (63-43-0,237) of ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY fought BLACKRAZOR
(11-4091) (62-125-1,196) of SCARLET KNIGHTS.  POETIC JUICE handily defeated
BLACKRAZOR in a 2 minute uneven fight.  Well done, PJ!  Take a dagger and shave him
close.
     SOLAR SISTER (71-5609) (44-15-1,215) of THE FURIOUS FIVE fought TALISMAN
SHIELDGUARD (11-4304) (78-95-0,206) of SCARLET KNIGHTS.  SOLAR SISTER overpowered
TALISMAN SHIELDGUARD in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.  The image of the Shieldguard-
-  No, I won't say it.  Either you can pick up that one on your own, or you're better
off without it.
     MAXIMUS (22-5966) (62-42-3,214) of KELLUMBO'S KIDS fought NIXIE SEASPRITE (11-
4992) (63-62-1,196) of SCARLET KNIGHTS.  MAXIMUS viciously subdued NIXIE SEASPRITE in
a 2 minute gruesome brawl.  Does this signal Nixie's descent into the depths of
depressing loser-hood?  Only Time will tell.

     The challenge matches:
     BLIND GIRL (22-6041) (42-14-0,200) of KELLUMBO'S KIDS challenged VAJRA VALMEJAR
(11-4928) (60-75-0,216) of SCARLET KNIGHTS.  Up 16.  BLIND GIRL unbelievably bested
VAJRA VALMEJAR in a popular 14 minute Challenge fight.  This was our longest fight,
the fight voted Most Likely to Cause Chilblains.  I find it entirely possible to
believe that Blind Girl won.
     BRAK (57-3163) (28-21-2,186) of CLAN STEELHAMMER challenged IRIADOR (50-2481)
(71-48-2,222) of DRUID'S GROVE.  Up 36.  BRAK was overpowered by IRIADOR in a 1
minute mismatched Challenge duel.  Under the circumstances, Brak's loss is not
astonishing, but the real question is:  Did he learn anything?
     GRANDPA RAT (22-6549) (38-17-3,218) of KELLUMBO'S KIDS challenged SMITH (14-
1282) (81-142-4,200) of MIKES.  Down 18.  GRANDPA RAT was devastated by SMITH in a 1
minute mismatched Challenge fight.  I know that this is technically a down-challenge,
but I look at the numbers and ask myself, in what universe?  It's all too confusing.
Or possibly I have a chilblain.

     For the title:  VISION (26-1573) (108-48-4,232) of KELLUMBO'S KIDS challenged
AXLY HIMSELF (11-2363) (95-72-1,274) of GERFEL'S FRIENDS.  Up 42.  VISION viciously
subdued AXLY HIMSELF in a 6 minute Challenge Title battle.  A bold challenge, a hard-
fought match, and the title changes hands.  A salute to the outgoing Sentinel, Axly,
and another to the incoming (but experienced in the position) Sentinel, Vision.

                                       Ardane

THE KING'S SENTINEL           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 VISION 26-1573             109  48  4  252  KELLUMBO'S KIDS (9)        CALEAM

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-MASSEUSE 41-3092            36  20  3  260  SWEET SILK (720)           KATI-TEI
 POETIC JUICE 66-2975        64  43  0  247  ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY (846)  TARRGIR
 GOKU 46-3655                80  68  2  234  DRAGONBALL Z (944)         ARDIVENT
 IRIADOR 50-2481             72  48  2  233  DRUID'S GROVE (983)        SNOWBOUND
 SOLAR SISTER 71-5609        45  15  1  226  THE FURIOUS FIVE (1023)    KYR'TERR
 SMITH 14-1282               82 142  4  222  MIKES (831)                TOBIR
 MAXIMUS 22-5966             63  42  3  220  KELLUMBO'S KIDS (978)      SOLVEN
 WARPATH 66-2926             94 143  4  216  X-FORCE (415)              TARRGIR
-BLITZKRIEG XXIII 60-5503    27  19  1  215  DEATH STUDS VII (877)      ARADI

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 AXLY HIMSELF 11-2363        95  73  1  210  GERFEL'S FRIENDS (396)     ARUAK CITY
 HANGMAN 23-1076             42  24  1  209  FACES OF DEATH (125)       TI
-STORM LXV 60-4972           35  17  0  209  DEATH STUDS VII (877)      ARADI
 STELLA BLUE 53-6167         42  25  1  208  PUERCO'S PINATA (669)      KHALHUMS
 VAJRA VALMEJAR 11-4928      60  76  0  205  SCARLET KNIGHTS (902)      ARUAK CITY
 DEATH FOG 45-4017           51  25  0  205  SUPERIOR FORCES (1030)     STORMCROWE
-WHERE'S MY TOURNEY 82-2893  23   3  0  205  THAT TOTALLY SUCKS! (993)  DWES EG
 BLIND GIRL 22-6041          43  14  0  202  KELLUMBO'S KIDS (978)      SOLVEN
 TALISMAN SHIELDGUA 11-4304  78  96  0  198  SCARLET KNIGHTS (902)      ARUAK CITY

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 NIXIE SEASPRITE 11-4992     63  63  1  198  SCARLET KNIGHTS (902)      ARUAK CITY
 HUMMEL 14-1404              84 138  4  197  MIKES (831)                TOBIR
 BARON BLOOD 25-1396         43  28  4  196  FACES OF DEATH (179)       LYRATILAN
 BLACKRAZOR 11-4091          62 126  1  193  SCARLET KNIGHTS (902)      ARUAK CITY
-LURLINE GRACE 41-4164       29  24  0  193  WANDERERS (899)            KATI-TEI
 FELON 48-1035               28  26  0  193  DEN OF THIEVES (159)       CAER
-LUCIAS CLAY 22-6359         44  34  0  192  KELLUMBO'S KIDS (978)      SOLVEN
 GRANDPA RAT 22-6549         38  18  3  190  KELLUMBO'S KIDS (978)      SOLVEN
 SANDS 11-4123               62 124  3  187  SCARLET KNIGHTS (902)      ARUAK CITY
 LUKARIAN LAMORAK 11-4841    60  81  1  187  SCARLET KNIGHTS (902)      ARUAK CITY
 BRAK 57-3163                28  22  2  186  CLAN STEELHAMMER (521)     ANDOR
-HOMELESS PRINCE 22-6012     74  49  1  182  KELLUMBO'S KIDS (978)      SOLVEN

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-LEADFOOT 40-3516            26  18  0  180  TACO GODS (198)            ZENSU
 WOLVERINE 66-3871           58 110  4  173  X-FORCE (415)              TARRGIR
 VAN HELSING 11-6338         46  43  1  172  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (994)   ARUAK CITY
 CONNOR MACLEOD 11-5532      57  69  0  171  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (994)   ARUAK CITY
 WARDUKE 11-5930             50  58  3  164  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (994)   ARUAK CITY

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-SEXTANT 63-2415             15   9  1  143  SAILS OF CHARON (1013)     AMEN-TEI
-FLUTTERLEE 41-4153          24  38  0  134  WANDERERS (899)            KATI-TEI
 KHORNE SHADOWSPAWN 46-3809  51  48  1  121  RUBY DRAGONS (1006)        ARDIVENT
 SOLARIS 46-3759             30  74  0  102  RUBY DRAGONS (1006)        ARDIVENT
 SVEN BLUETOOTH 26-4729      22  34  0  102  STEEL CRUSADE (1042)       CALEAM

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-MARS 41-3989                32  18  0  100  WANDERERS (899)            KATI-TEI
 NAFISAH 22-6612             21   8  0   91  KELLUMBO'S KIDS (978)      SOLVEN

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CLEMMIE 26-4630             23  23  1   89  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM
 GOLDERIE 26-4657            21  14  1   84  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM
 SARINA 26-4220              19  21  1   82  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM
-PARNIAN 41-4138             29  39  1   80  WANDERERS (899)            KATI-TEI
-THE BOY KING 30-4615        21  14  1   78  WORLDLY DECLINE (1041)     IAYE
-OOZING ORIFICES 71-3475     10   3  0   73  POSITIVELY PUTRID (940)    KYR'TERR
 LORIS KEY 26-4706           19  11  1   71  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM
 GO-FER 26-4444              16  23  2   68  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM
-SATURN 41-3990              19  76  0   60  WANDERERS (899)            KATI-TEI
-BABY 43-2863                24  32  2   57  DARK SIDE (970)            VEASTIAN
-TORNADO CXCVI 60-5111       14  22  0   52  DEATH STUDS VII (877)      ARADI
 CAP'N CRUNCH 26-4724        14   8  1   48  STEEL CRUSADE (1042)       CALEAM
-HERO, HERO 68-446           11  37  0   44  DIAMONDS & RUST (820)      FIREHOLD

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY              TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Goku -- How boring.  But this time today, the first fight day for us in November,
will probably be my last time here, so I can live with it. -- Lurline Grace

Warduke -- Meanie. -- Flutterlee

Solaris -- Like you're paying attention? -- Saturn

Nafisah -- An admirable student, miss.  I salute your efforts and was glad of a
chance to pass on some skills during my next-to-the-last fight on the Isle. -- Mars

Baby -- Not mine, I'm glad to say. -- Parnian

Axly -- A salute to you on retaining the title and writing about it.  This is service
to Andorak above and beyond the call of the Grey Witch. -- the Wanderers

It's almost official, the Wanderers are to be OUT of Andorak after this turn.  I'm
not sure who's coming in to replace them, but I think probably recent graduates from
Golden Canyon in Caleam. -- Jorja

23 October 2007
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                   ***** STORMCROWE SLAUGHTERHOUSE 3  *******
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9 TEAM (18 MANAGERS) have declared for the STORMCROWE SLAUGHTERHOUSE 3!!!  There is
still time for you to join in on the competition.  The carnage begins TURN 263!!!!

ALL YOU NEED TO DO TO JOIN:

*Find a Partner

*Declare your intentions in the Stormcrowe newsletter to enter before the first turn 
of the contest.  You may also email or diplo Master Darque.

*Each manager entering the Stormcrowe Slaughterhouse must submit one (1) Team Roll-Up
Certificate.  Only certificates will be accepted for entry.  All certificates
submitted will be used during the course of the contest as prizes.

*RU certificates must be received on or before the first turn of the contest which is
Stormcrowe Turn 263 (running approximately December 4, 2007).

RULES and SCORING

Rules and Scoring information for the Slaughterhouse will be posted every turn in the
Stormcrowe newsletter beginning with Turn 260 and in a final all arena ad in
November.

PRIZES

ENDURANCE AWARD:  One (1) +1 Bonus Potion will be given to every team that competes
in 60 of the 65 contest fights.

KILL MASTER AWARD:  The individual manager with the most kills will receive a Limited
Immortality Potion.  This potion may be applied to one (1) warrior.  He/she will be
resurrected ONE-TIME if they are killed in Basic D2.

TOP TEAM AWARD:  Each manager on the winning team will receive the following prize
pack for their Slaughterhouse Dominance:

*One (1) +1 Bonus Potion
*Favorites Knowledge for one (1) Warrior
*Undisclosed amount of Team RU Certificates

Special note from RSI on prizes:  All contest prizes must be used within three
months.  All contest prizes may only be used on a living warrior on the participating
contest team in DM 45.  The immortality potion may resurrect a warrior one time,
after a death in DM 45 only, after which time the potion disappears.

NEED MORE INFORMATION

Rules questions and clarifications may be directed to Master Darque the contest
coordinator.  He may be reached by email at rebelnerfherder at yahoo dot com or by
diplo in DM 45 (Darque Forces-428).

3 November 2007
If you need to send an email to RSI, please send it to CSR (at) reality.com.  Using
any other address makes it all but impossible that you'll receive a response. -- RSI

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

GRANDPA RAT was devastated by SMITH in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
VISION viciously subdued AXLY HIMSELF in a 6 minute Challenge Title battle.
BRAK was overpowered by IRIADOR in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
BLIND GIRL unbelievably bested VAJRA VALMEJAR in a popular 14 minute Challenge fight.
MAXIMUS viciously subdued NIXIE SEASPRITE in a 2 minute gruesome brawl.
SOLAR SISTER overpowered TALISMAN SHIELDGUARD in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
POETIC JUICE handily defeated BLACKRAZOR in a 2 minute uneven fight.
GOKU vanquished FELON in a action packed 2 minute gory uneven duel.
SANDS was vanquished by STELLA BLUE in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
BARON BLOOD overpowered CONNOR MACLEOD in a popular 1 minute one-sided melee.
DEATH FOG demolished LUKARIAN LAMORAK in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.
HANGMAN devastated WARDUKE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute one-sided battle.
WARPATH overpowered TESSHIAN in a popular 1 minute mismatched conflict.
WOLVERINE was vanquished by GHRYSHAN in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
HUMMEL vanquished VAN HELSING in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fray.
KHORNE SHADOWSPAWN devastated CLEMMIE in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
SOLARIS beat SARINA in a exciting 6 minute match.
SVEN BLUETOOTH overpowered GO-FER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided match.
LORIS KEY was bested by NAFISAH in a popular 2 minute gory contest.
CAP'N CRUNCH was vanquished by GOLDERIE in a 1 minute one-sided match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       7         AIMED BLOW        41 -  18 -  0      69  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  6         PARRY-LUNGE       16 -  10 -  1      62  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      5         TOTAL PARRY       33 -  22 -  0      60  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    5         PARRY-RIPOSTE     15 -  10 -  0      60  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         BASHING ATTACK     7 -   6 -  0      54  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         LUNGING ATTACK    18 -  26 -  1      41  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         WALL OF STEEL     11 -  16 -  1      41  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         SLASHING ATTACK   26 -  42 -  1      38  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         STRIKING ATTACK   12 -  27 -  0      31  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-STRIKE       3 -   7 -  0      30  |

Turn 465 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  2         5  AIMED BLOW     
TOTAL PARRY        5 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  2         2  TOTAL PARRY    
AIMED BLOW         5 -  2     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  2         2  SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      1 -  4         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  5         1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      VISION 26-1573            109  48  4  252 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (9)
AIMED BLOW       POETIC JUICE 66-2975       64  43  0  247 ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY (846)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-STRIKE     SMITH 14-1282              82 142  4  222 MIKES (831)
SLASHING ATTACK  WARPATH 66-2926            94 143  4  216 X-FORCE (415)
LUNGING ATTACK   STELLA BLUE 53-6167        42  25  1  208 PUERCO'S PINATA (669)
STRIKING ATTACK  VAJRA VALMEJAR 11-4928     60  76  0  205 SCARLET KNIGHTS (902)
WALL OF STEEL    NIXIE SEASPRITE 11-4992    63  63  1  198 SCARLET KNIGHTS (902)
PARRY-LUNGE      HUMMEL 14-1404             84 138  4  197 MIKES (831)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    GRANDPA RAT 22-6549        38  18  3  190 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (978)
BASHING ATTACK   SVEN BLUETOOTH 26-4729     22  34  0  102 STEEL CRUSADE (1042)

The overall popularity leader is VISION 26-1573.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was VAJRA VALMEJAR 11-4928.  The ten other most popular fighters were VISION 26-1573, 
AXLY HIMSELF 11-2363, WARDUKE 11-5930, GOKU 46-3655, SARINA 26-4220, NAFISAH 22-6612, 
MAXIMUS 22-5966, HANGMAN 23-1076, HUMMEL 14-1404, and NIXIE SEASPRITE 11-4992.

The least popular fighter this week was BLIND GIRL 22-6041.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were CAP'N CRUNCH 26-4724, CLEMMIE 26-4630, SANDS 11-4123, BRAK 
57-3163, GRANDPA RAT 22-6549, GO-FER 26-4444, SOLARIS 46-3759, WOLVERINE 66-3871, 
LUKARIAN LAMORAK 11-4841, and CONNOR MACLEOD 11-5532.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
ARUAK CITY(11)       0 10 0  CALEAM(26)           3  5 0  KHALHUMS(53)         1  0 0  
TOBIR(14)            2  0 0  STORMCROWE(45)       1  0 0  ANDOR(57)            0  1 0  
SOLVEN(22)           3  1 0  ARDIVENT(46)         3  0 0  TARRGIR(66)          2  1 0  
TI(23)               1  0 0  CAER(48)             0  1 0  KYR'TERR(71)         1  0 0  
LYRATILAN(25)        1  0 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 AXLY HIMSELF 11-2363        95  73  1  210  GERFEL'S FRIENDS (396)     ARUAK CITY
 SMITH 14-1282               82 142  4  222  MIKES (831)                TOBIR
 MAXIMUS 22-5966             63  42  3  220  KELLUMBO'S KIDS (978)      SOLVEN
 HANGMAN 23-1076             42  24  1  209  FACES OF DEATH (125)       TI
 BARON BLOOD 25-1396         43  28  4  196  FACES OF DEATH (179)       LYRATILAN
 VISION 26-1573             109  48  4  252  KELLUMBO'S KIDS (9)        CALEAM
 DEATH FOG 45-4017           51  25  0  205  SUPERIOR FORCES (1030)     STORMCROWE
 GOKU 46-3655                80  68  2  234  DRAGONBALL Z (944)         ARDIVENT
 FELON 48-1035               28  26  0  193  DEN OF THIEVES (159)       CAER
 IRIADOR 50-2481             72  48  2  233  DRUID'S GROVE (983)        SNOWBOUND
 STELLA BLUE 53-6167         42  25  1  208  PUERCO'S PINATA (669)      KHALHUMS
 BRAK 57-3163                28  22  2  186  CLAN STEELHAMMER (521)     ANDOR
 POETIC JUICE 66-2975        64  43  0  247  ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY (846)  TARRGIR
 SOLAR SISTER 71-5609        45  15  1  226  THE FURIOUS FIVE (1023)    KYR'TERR