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Date   : 12/03/2007    Duedate: 12/15/2007

ANDORAK

DM-105    TURN-467

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 SUPERIOR FOR 45/1030  573  387  2 59.7    5 FACES OF DEAT 23/125  120  149  2 44.6
  2 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 26/9  435  303  6 58.9      FACES OF DEATH 25/179                 
    KELLUMBO'S KIDS 22/978                      CLAN STEELHAMMER 57/521               
  3 TACO GODS 40/198     1120  811 18 58.0      DEN OF THIEVES 48/159                 
    THAT TOTALLY SUCKS! 82/993                6 STEEL CRUSAD 20/1043    3    4  0 42.9
    SAILS OF CHARON 63/1013                     STEEL CRUSADE 26/1042                 
    SWEET SILK 41/720                         7 X-FORCE 66/415       1418 1903 18 42.7
    POSITIVELY PUTRID 71/940                    DRAGONBALL Z 46/944                   
    DEATH STUDS VII 60/877                      DRUID'S GROVE 50/983                  
    DARK SIDE 43/970                            SCARLET KNIGHTS II 11/994             
    DIAMONDS & RUST 68/820                      SCARLET KNIGHTS 11/902                
  4 PUERCO'S PINA 53/669  449  387  5 53.7      RUBY DRAGONS 46/1006                  
    ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY 66/846                8 THE EXILED ON 63/354  206  282  3 42.2
    THE FURIOUS FIVE 71/1023                  9 GOLDEN CANYON 26/741  575  964  9 37.4
    GERFEL'S FRIENDS 11/396                  10 MIKES 14/831          366  689  9 34.7

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                                  WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 290): LORD BYRON of SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 581): DAWNING DANIKA of TUFT TUGGERS (Adie, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 581): BWUCE REE of FOREIGN LEGION (Seraphim, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 574): JACKSON of KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 570): MANUEL PEREZ of MEDAL OF HONOR A3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 570): JUST A WIN of MASTERS OF SIN (Sin, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 568): PIKE of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 563): DR TRINAIRE of RED DOG GANG (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 531): BELLA DEANE of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 523): RAMBLING OX of WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 514): BUNKER of SONS OF TULL (Gerald Bostock, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 237): INSOLENT IRIS of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 416): LENNALGIRE of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 191): OBSESSION of SCENT OF A WOMAN (The Sentinel, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 466): WARPATH of X-FORCE (Armalias Skyhawk, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 290): SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 581): ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 580): THE DOGHOUSE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 574): KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 570): MEDAL OF HONOR A3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 570): THE RED BLADES (Bill the Bard, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 568): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 563): RANDOM (JE, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 532): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 523): WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 514): FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 237): FIRE INC. (Wretch, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 416): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 191): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 466): SUPERIOR FORCES (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 581): WOLFBROTHER of SCARLET KNIGHTS II (Armalias, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 563): DR TRINAIRE of RED DOG GANG (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 235): BOB LE CANADIEN of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 191): AIKEN of SUPERIOR FORCES Y4 (Manager, mgr.)

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Well!  Things are definitely looking up here in Andorak.  It's like a whole new
arena, and I bid the recent arrivals a most hearty welcome.  The weather today is
bright and cold, not the kind of day for lingering on the front step, so let's leap 
right into the meat of the spy report.  Ham, I think, the kind with cloves stuck in
it.  Maybe a little too fancy for gladiators, but it's what we've got.

     Scarlet Knights were avoided the most, and the most avoiding team was Taco Gods.
Tacos would be good.  Beef tacos, hot salsa, really sharp cheese, and light on the
lettuce, although a few bits of tomato are okay, so long as you don't overdo it.
     Most challenged was Vajra Valmejar.  It was Blind Girl that got through to her,
but details on that later.
     We had THIRTY fights!  How many months has it been since we had thirty fights,
and only two standbys were involved?  This is great, and I salute everyone involved.
     Seventeen challeng matches--some days this year, we were lucky to have seventeen
FIGHTS.  This is truly a rebirth, let's hope it sticks.  One of those challenges was
tv.  As Debby Tonte would say, the rest were radio.

     CLEMMIE (26-4630) (23-24-1,84) of GOLDEN CANYON fought YOGONITH (105-5) (0-0-
0,90) of the Monster Gang.  CLEMMIE overpowered YOGONITH in a 1 minute uneven duel.
It would appear that someone, perhaps one of the MUGs, really wants fried squid.  The
concept is revolting, but we all know that MUGs are strange.
     OOZING ORIFICES (71-3475) (10-3-0,73) of POSITIVELY PUTRID fought LORIS KEY (26-
4706) (19-12-1,66) of GOLDEN CANYON.  OOZING ORIFICES vanquished LORIS KEY in a 1
minute one-sided bout.  I won't tell you what Loris said when she saw what she mas
matched with; she'll probably tell you herself next time.  Assuming it's printable.
     HERO, HERO (68-446) (11-37-0,44) of DIAMONDS & RUST fought GOLDERIE (26-4657)
(21-15-1,63) of GOLDEN CANYON.  HERO, HERO handily defeated GOLDERIE in a 1 minute
mismatched bout.  What is it about these Golden Canyon cooks?  I find that everything
to do with them reminds me of food!  Really big sandwiches, in this case.  And I
don't even like really big sandwiches.  Odd, distinctly odd.
     VANYA (63-2247) (20-14-2,88) of THE EXILED ONES fought BABY (43-2863) (24-32-
2,57) of DARK SIDE.  VANYA vanquished BABY in a 1 minute one-sided fray.  If this
Vanya can be so hard on a mere Baby, she may be unwomanly!  Un-maternal.  But then,
why should a gladiator be maternal?  Of all the things a gladiator is not likely to
be, a mother is high on that list.  Something in the water here on the Isle, or so
they say.  Maybe a spell.  After all, we have severe crowding, and Someone, naming no
names, may not want a lot of kids underfoot.

     NAFISAH (22-6612) (22-8-0,101) of KELLUMBO'S KIDS fought TARIN SHARPEYES (105-3)
(0-0-0,100) of the Monster Gang.  NAFISAH lost to TARIN SHARPEYES in a 2 minute bout.
You've heard of people who "looked daggers" at someone?  Tarin Sharpeyes can really
do that.  Avoid him.
     SOLARIS (46-3759) (31-74-0,108) of RUBY DRAGONS fought DYCROS (63-2208) (31-13-
0,148) of THE EXILED ONES.  SOLARIS slimly won victory over DYCROS in a popular 6
minute brutal fight.  Okay, so Dycros initially outranked Solaris, but looking at
those experience levels, I don't think Dycros did so badly, forcing the R.D. to six
minutes of brutal effort.  We're looking at tough here.
     HUMMEL (14-1404) (85-138-4,201) of MIKES fought WOLVERINE (66-3871) (59-110-
4,189) of X-FORCE.  HUMMEL vanquished WOLVERINE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
Neither of them really noticed, so we won't, either.
     GROMACK (63-1304) (56-64-1,199) of THE EXILED ONES fought WHERE'S MY TOURNEY?
(82-2893) (23-3-0,205) of THAT TOTALLY SUCKS!  GROMACK was luckily beaten by WHERE'S
MY TOURNEY? in a popular 6 minute gory match.  Well, Gromack, I hope you take his
tourney away from him and use it for a fire-starter.

     STORM LXV (60-4972) (35-17-0,209) of DEATH STUDS VII fought VAN HELSING (11-
6338) (46-44-1,152) of SCARLET KNIGHTS II.  STORM LXV won victory over VAN HELSING in
a crowd pleasing 1 minute fray.  This is, perhaps, the form that led two of Storm's
teammates to tourney victor status.  Of course, we might have been happier if Storm
had borrowed the style sooner and achieved a little tourney victor status himself,
this really adds cachet to an arena.  Oh, well.
     IRIADOR (50-2481) (73-48-2,250) of DRUID'S GROVE fought AXLY HIMSELF (11-2363)
(96-73-1,217) of GERFEL'S FRIENDS.  IRIADOR was subdued by AXLY HIMSELF in an action
packed 3 minute bout.  Axly (accept no substitutes) Himself is rising fast and will
be contending for the title any day now.  Go, man!
     SOLAR SISTER (71-5609) (46-15-1,233) of THE FURIOUS FIVE fought BARON BLOOD (25-
1396) (43-29-4,195) of FACES OF DEATH.  SOLAR SISTER viciously subdued BARON BLOOD in
a popular 6 minute gruesome bout.  Does this mean the Baron couldn't "face" her?  I
note that this (at least) the third six-minute fight today.  Great!  Put your elbow
in it, make your opponent sweat!  Longer fights are IN.
     POETIC JUICE (66-2975) (65-43-0,249) of ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY fought TALISMAN
SHIELDGUARD (11-4304) (78-97-0,205) of SCARLET KNIGHTS.  POETIC JUICE overcame
TALISMAN SHIELDGUARD in a 2 minute competition.  Not only did P.J. win, she recited a
limerick in honor of the occasion.  We can't publish it here, there were certain
words and implications... you understand.  This is a family newsletter.  So they tell
me.
     SMITH (14-1282) (83-142-4,237) of MIKES fought DEATH FOG (45-4017) (52-25-0,207)
of SUPERIOR FORCES.  SMITH was overpowered by DEATH FOG in a popular 1 minute one-
sided bout.  They tell me old f-- er, old fogeys are susceptible to fog attacks.
Seems like it's true.

     And already, the challenge matches!
     TORNADO CXCVI (60-5111) (14-22-0,52) of DEATH STUDS VII challenged GO-FER (26-
4444) (16-24-2,72) of GOLDEN CANYON.  Up 20.  TORNADO CXCVI overpowered GO-FER in a 1 
minute one-sided Challenge bout.  Go-Fer went "fer" after that storm hit.  A tough
Tornado.
     HOEN VANDERBILT (20-143) (18-31-2,43) of STEEL CRUSADE challenged SARINA (26-
4220) (19-22-1,69) of GOLDEN CANYON.  Up 26.  HOEN VANDERBILT devastated SARINA in a
3 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.  I can barely wait to see what delectable dish
is inspired by this encounter.  Yes, yes, I know Sarina says she's not much of a
cook, but surely she can't live in that guildhouse and remain a non-cook?
     CAP'N CRUNCH (26-4724) (15-8-1,76) of STEEL CRUSADE challenged XINGARA (63-2352)
(26-21-0,98) of THE EXILED ONES.  Up 22.  CAP'N CRUNCH lost to XINGARA in an exciting
2 minute Challenge fray.  That's the trouble with gladiators newly come to the Isle,
they get excited.  Tense.  Dangerous.
     SVEN BLUETOOTH (26-4729) (22-35-0,100) of STEEL CRUSADE challenged KHORNE
SHADOWSPAWN (46-3809) (51-49-1,130) of RUBY DRAGONS.  Up 30.  SVEN BLUETOOTH was
overpowered by KHORNE SHADOWSPAWN in a 1 minute Challenge duel.  Ah.  Nothing like an
evenly matched fight.  Well, okay, it was a challenge, which is different.  Let us
hope that the skills offered were good ones.
     SEXTANT (63-2415) (15-9-1,143) of SAILS OF CHARON challenged CONNOR MACLEOD (11-
5532) (57-70-0,168) of SCARLET KNIGHTS II.  Up 25.  SEXTANT devastated CONNOR MACLEOD
in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.  That Sextant, he always knows where he's
going.  You have to admire that in a man.

     LEADFOOT (40-3516) (26-18-0,180) of TACO GODS challenged LUKARIAN LAMORAK (11-
4841) (61-81-1,196) of SCARLET KNIGHTS.  Up 16.  LEADFOOT handily defeated LUKARIAN
LAMORAK in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.  Tripped him!  Ha, I saw what
happened, that leaden foot shot out, and whammo!  Lamorak on the sands.
     HORATIO (63-1386) (42-38-1,174) of THE EXILED ONES challenged WARDUKE (11-5930)
(50-59-3,175) of SCARLET KNIGHTS II.  Up 1.  HORATIO was subdued by WARDUKE in a
crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge match.  A good try, Horatio.  Perhaps if you tried
it on a bridge, your namesake would give you an edge?
     XODAR (63-2179) (34-14-1,180) of THE EXILED ONES challenged NIXIE SEASPRITE (11-
4992) (63-64-1,184) of SCARLET KNIGHTS.  Up 4.  XODAR luckily beat NIXIE SEASPRITE in
a popular 5 minute gory Challenge melee.  Hmm.  I tend to doubt the description of a
match as "luckily" won, but after five minutes, with both gladiators staggering
around in exhaustion, I suppose luck MIGHT have been an issue.
     HORYS (63-1434) (48-61-0,182) of THE EXILED ONES challenged BLACKRAZOR (11-4091)
(62-127-1,185) of SCARLET KNIGHTS.  Up 3.  HORYS slimly won victory over BLACKRAZOR
in a popular 7 minute gory Challenge duel.  Seven minutes, not bad!  Ah... was that
victory as slim as a razor blade?  Couldn't resist that.
     VISION (26-1573) (109-49-4,198) of KELLUMBO'S KIDS challenged STELLA BLUE (53-
6167) (43-25-1,214) of PUERCO'S PINATA.  Up 16.  VISION won victory over STELLA BLUE
in an action packed 5 minute gory Challenge duel.  Dast I draw attention to the
disparity of fights here?  Oops, I already have.  But all MAY not be as it looks,
since tourney fights don't show.  Very awkward, that.

     TETRIANO (63-175) (48-55-1,196) of THE EXILED ONES challenged HANGMAN (23-1076)
(42-25-1,202) of FACES OF DEATH.  Up 6.  TETRIANO was outwaited by HANGMAN in an
action packed 10 minute Challenge fight.  Ten minutes, very good!  Clearly, we have a
couple of gladiators with stamina here.
     ROC (63-173) (48-63-2,186) of THE EXILED ONES challenged FELON (48-1035) (28-27-
0,194) of DEN OF THIEVES.  Up 8.  ROC was vanquished by FELON in an exciting 1 minute
bloody mismatched Challenge fight.  Ack, thieves everywhere!
     GRANDPA RAT (22-6549) (39-18-3,195) of KELLUMBO'S KIDS challenged SANDS (11-
4123) (62-125-3,189) of SCARLET KNIGHTS.  Down 6.  Not the difference in fights,
however.  It cuts both ways.  GRANDPA RAT bested SANDS in a 2 minute Challenge brawl.
And to this, with my well-known, or possibly not so well-known, antipathy for
fossils, I say, Well Done, Grandpa.
     BLIND GIRL (22-6041) (44-14-0,206) of KELLUMBO'S KIDS challenged VAJRA VALMEJAR
(11-4928) (60-77-0,206) of SCARLET KNIGHTS.  Straight across.  This is the Most
Challenged match, though we don't know how many challenges were involved, only that
it was "more than Duelmaster got."  BLIND GIRL unbelievably bested VAJRA VALMEJAR in
a popular 13 minute Challenge fight.  THIRTEEN minutes, VERY good.  Vajra had ample
time to know what was hitting her.
     MASSEUSE (41-3092) (36-20-3,260) of SWEET SILK challenged GOKU (46-3655) (81-68-
2,242) of DRAGONBALL Z.  Down 18.  MASSEUSE was defeated by GOKU in a crowd pleasing
2 minute Challenge duel.  Too bad, really, but there are days like this.

     Congratulations are in order to Lucias Clay for having and using a TV challenge.
LUCIAS CLAY (22-6359) (45-34-0,206) of KELLUMBO'S KIDS TV challenged BRAK (57-3163)
(29-22-2,203) of CLAN STEELHAMMER.  Down 3.  LUCIAS CLAY slimly won victory over BRAK
in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge fight.

     And for the title:  MAXIMUS (22-5966) (64-42-3,232) of KELLUMBO'S KIDS
challenged WARPATH (66-2926) (95-143-4,255) of X-FORCE.  Up 23.  MAXIMUS was
viciously subdued by WARPATH in a 2 minute Challenge Title battle.  A bold try, Max,
but today was not your day.  Maybe next time.

                                       Ardane

THE KING'S SENTINEL           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 WARPATH 66-2926             96 143  4  274  X-FORCE (415)              TARRGIR

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GOKU 46-3655                82  68  2  258  DRAGONBALL Z (944)         ARDIVENT
 POETIC JUICE 66-2975        66  43  0  255  ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY (846)  TARRGIR
 SOLAR SISTER 71-5609        47  15  1  247  THE FURIOUS FIVE (1023)    KYR'TERR

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 AXLY HIMSELF 11-2363        97  73  1  238  GERFEL'S FRIENDS (396)     ARUAK CITY
 DEATH FOG 45-4017           53  25  0  218  SUPERIOR FORCES (1030)     STORMCROWE
 VISION 26-1573             110  49  4  216  KELLUMBO'S KIDS (9)        CALEAM
 LUCIAS CLAY 22-6359         46  34  0  216  KELLUMBO'S KIDS (978)      SOLVEN
 WHERE'S MY TOURNEY 82-2893  24   3  0  213  THAT TOTALLY SUCKS! (993)  DWES EG
 STORM LXV 60-4972           36  17  0  211  DEATH STUDS VII (877)      ARADI

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BLIND GIRL 22-6041          45  14  0  210  KELLUMBO'S KIDS (978)      SOLVEN
 STELLA BLUE 53-6167         43  26  1  210  PUERCO'S PINATA (669)      KHALHUMS
 HUMMEL 14-1404              86 138  4  209  MIKES (831)                TOBIR
 HANGMAN 23-1076             43  25  1  209  FACES OF DEATH (125)       TI
 VAJRA VALMEJAR 11-4928      60  78  0  206  SCARLET KNIGHTS (902)      ARUAK CITY
 IRIADOR 50-2481             73  49  2  204  DRUID'S GROVE (983)        SNOWBOUND
 FELON 48-1035               29  27  0  203  DEN OF THIEVES (159)       CAER
 TALISMAN SHIELDGUA 11-4304  78  98  0  202  SCARLET KNIGHTS (902)      ARUAK CITY
 GROMACK 63-1304             56  65  1  202  THE EXILED ONES (354)      AMEN-TEI
 BARON BLOOD 25-1396         43  30  4  202  FACES OF DEATH (179)       LYRATILAN
 MASSEUSE 41-3092            36  21  3  202  SWEET SILK (720)           KATI-TEI
 TETRIANO 63-175             48  56  1  200  THE EXILED ONES (354)      AMEN-TEI
 GRANDPA RAT 22-6549         40  18  3  199  KELLUMBO'S KIDS (978)      SOLVEN
 LEADFOOT 40-3516            27  18  0  199  TACO GODS (198)            ZENSU
 BRAK 57-3163                29  23  2  198  CLAN STEELHAMMER (521)     ANDOR
 SMITH 14-1282               83 143  4  197  MIKES (831)                TOBIR
 MAXIMUS 22-5966             64  43  3  196  KELLUMBO'S KIDS (978)      SOLVEN
-TYMARIS RAVENSWOOD 53-5637  35  39  0  195  PUERCO'S PINATA (669)      KHALHUMS
 SANDS 11-4123               62 126  3  192  SCARLET KNIGHTS (902)      ARUAK CITY
 HORYS 63-1434               49  61  0  192  THE EXILED ONES (354)      AMEN-TEI
 XODAR 63-2179               35  14  1  190  THE EXILED ONES (354)      AMEN-TEI
 NIXIE SEASPRITE 11-4992     63  65  1  185  SCARLET KNIGHTS (902)      ARUAK CITY
 WARDUKE 11-5930             51  59  3  183  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (994)   ARUAK CITY
 WOLVERINE 66-3871           59 111  4  182  X-FORCE (415)              TARRGIR
 BLACKRAZOR 11-4091          62 128  1  181  SCARLET KNIGHTS (902)      ARUAK CITY

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 LUKARIAN LAMORAK 11-4841    61  82  1  180  SCARLET KNIGHTS (902)      ARUAK CITY
 ROC 63-173                  48  64  2  179  THE EXILED ONES (354)      AMEN-TEI
 HORATIO 63-1386             42  39  1  172  THE EXILED ONES (354)      AMEN-TEI
 SEXTANT 63-2415             16   9  1  167  SAILS OF CHARON (1013)     AMEN-TEI
 VAN HELSING 11-6338         46  45  1  164  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (994)   ARUAK CITY

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CONNOR MACLEOD 11-5532      57  71  0  147  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (994)   ARUAK CITY
 SOLARIS 46-3759             32  74  0  142  RUBY DRAGONS (1006)        ARDIVENT
 KHORNE SHADOWSPAWN 46-3809  52  49  1  133  RUBY DRAGONS (1006)        ARDIVENT
 DYCROS 63-2208              31  14  0  126  THE EXILED ONES (354)      AMEN-TEI
 XINGARA 63-2352             27  21  0  101  THE EXILED ONES (354)      AMEN-TEI

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SVEN BLUETOOTH 26-4729      22  36  0   99  STEEL CRUSADE (1042)       CALEAM
 CLEMMIE 26-4630             24  24  1   97  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM
 NAFISAH 22-6612             22   9  0   96  KELLUMBO'S KIDS (978)      SOLVEN

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 VANYA 63-2247               21  14  2   90  THE EXILED ONES (354)      AMEN-TEI
 OOZING ORIFICES 71-3475     11   3  0   86  POSITIVELY PUTRID (940)    KYR'TERR
 CAP'N CRUNCH 26-4724        15   9  1   82  STEEL CRUSADE (1042)       CALEAM
 TORNADO CXCVI 60-5111       15  22  0   72  DEATH STUDS VII (877)      ARADI
 HOEN VANDERBILT 20-143      19  31  2   67  STEEL CRUSADE (1043)       SEAM
 HERO, HERO 68-446           12  37  0   67  DIAMONDS & RUST (820)      FIREHOLD
 LORIS KEY 26-4706           19  13  1   60  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM
 BABY 43-2863                24  33  2   57  DARK SIDE (970)            VEASTIAN
 GO-FER 26-4444              16  25  2   52  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SARINA 26-4220              19  23  1   47  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM
 GOLDERIE 26-4657            21  16  1   43  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Kellumbo -- I'm sure if Puerco were around he'd love to exchange life stories for
myself and the other warrior involved in that match.  I'll just say thanks for the
interest.  Keep that fist pumpin'. -- Axly

Warpath -- Well done on taking the throne.  Looks like my strategy that worked so
well against Axly was my downfall against you. -- Vision

Varja -- If you'll just teach me those last few trains, we can part ways... -- Blind
Girl

     Promises, promises....

Blackrazor -- I love it when other warriors make me look good. -- Lucias Clay

Felon -- Didn't you know my manager is a detective?  Of course a thief would have no
hope of winning that one. -- Maximus

Clemmie -- Ahh, it is nice to see a Caleamite, especially a Golden Canyon one, back
in Andorak. -- Nafisah

Sands -- You realize that if Managerr would just lose a few, and give up that top
team spot, that you and I could stop meeting like this... -- Grandpa Rat

     Promises, promises....

Golderie -- I must say I was utterly surprised to see you here on our first meeting.
I thought you had retired!  But after our second meeting, I am glad to know that you
are still at it. -- Winstead (aka Cap'n Crunch)

Golden Canyon -- Really you know we shouldn't be pounding on each other when there
are rivals from so many other cities here.  What would they think of us back in
Caleam if we cause our fair city to look bad in the ratings? -- Steel Crusade

Loris -- What happened to the little restaurant on the hill?  Surely you haven't left
it all in the hands of Moldraun? -- Cap'n Crunch

Go-Fer -- I don't know anything about numbers, except that I've got yours, and it is
up. -- Sven Bluetooth

Solaris -- What did you bother to bring an axe for?  All you did, you scum, was wave
it around in the air.  Maybe that was to let me know that you were still there, since
most of the time it was all I could see around that big shield you were hiding
behind.  Just remember two can play at your game. -- Sven Bluetooth

     He was waving the axe in the air because he was using it to kill late-season
     flies.

It's good to be back. -- Darklock, mgr the Exiled Ones

Khorne -- My condolences, to be killed in a fight where your opponent never launched
one attack.  Ouch! -- Xodar

Van Helsing -- I knew after that second standoff (or whatever the term is for it)

went on for as long as it did (15 lines), the next persona to attack was going to
win.  Fortunately, it was I.  But you are very quick, to have tested me so. --
Horatio

Axly -- Caught me a bad matchup there.  Waiting to catch the next ferry to the
Homeguard arena, but thought I would support my teammates for a bit. -- Roc

Goku -- If it makes your victory sweeter, you defeated a former King's Sentinel.
Well fought.  Till next we meet on the sands. -- Gromack

Lukarian Lamorak -- I hated to lose, but after trying for an ungodly amount of time I
finally got that last skill.  It salves the defeat a lot. -- Horys

Nafisah -- Loris is ALL WRONG.  Safron, that's the key to your sauce.  As to the
rest, I'll have to work to taste.  Come over and lend me a hand, hmm? -- Clemmie

Xingara -- I've been told that it's a long time since one of you Exiles has been seen
around anywhere, but I don't know, I haven't been around anywhere much myself.
Grossly unfair, as I am clearly a superb gladiator, not to mention a total stud, and
EVERYONE should know me.  I will begin by allowing you to get to know me a little. --
Go-Fer
P.S.  The loss was just to lull you into complacence.

Vanya -- I'm really not in on this cooking stuff, at least, not yet.  Just learning,
you know?  They let me slice the pickles and mash the potatoes, but that's about it.
So I have no idea what kind of recipe you might inspire.  Well, just a HINT, maybe,
of something exotic involving caviar.  Sorry about the caviar, I know it's an
acquired taste, and *I* haven't acquired it yet, but I looked at you and something
just said, "Caviar!"  Very strange experience! -- Sarina

Cap'n Crunch -- Ah, you can't stay away from me!  Must be the oysters (wink). --
Golderie

Yogonith -- Calamari?  Not a chance!  I'd just as well make deep-fried rubber bands.
-- Loris Key

Detective Kellumbo -- You'll like Golden Canyon just as well. -- Jorja

Nafisah -- It seems likely. -- Loris Key

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

LUCIAS CLAY slimly won victory over BRAK in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge fight.
MAXIMUS was viciously subdued by WARPATH in a 2 minute Challenge Title battle.
MASSEUSE was defeated by GOKU in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge duel.
BLIND GIRL unbelievably bested VAJRA VALMEJAR in a popular 13 minute Challenge fight.
GRANDPA RAT bested SANDS in a 2 minute Challenge brawl.
ROC was vanquished by FELON in a exciting 1 minute bloody mismatched Challenge fight.
TETRIANO was outwaited by HANGMAN in a action packed 10 minute Challenge fight.
VISION won victory over STELLA BLUE in a action packed 5 minute gory Challenge duel.
HORYS slimly won victory over BLACKRAZOR in a popular 7 minute gory Challenge duel.
XODAR luckily beat NIXIE SEASPRITE in a popular 5 minute gory Challenge melee.
HORATIO was subdued by WARDUKE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge match.
LEADFOOT handily defeated LUKARIAN LAMORAK in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
SEXTANT devastated CONNOR MACLEOD in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
SVEN BLUETOOTH was overpowered by KHORNE SHADOWSPAWN in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
CAP'N CRUNCH lost to XINGARA in a exciting 2 minute Challenge fray.
HOEN VANDERBILT devastated SARINA in a 3 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
TORNADO CXCVI overpowered GO-FER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
SMITH was overpowered by DEATH FOG in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
POETIC JUICE overcame TALISMAN SHIELDGUARD in a 2 minute competition.
SOLAR SISTER viciously subdued BARON BLOOD in a popular 6 minute gruesome bout.
IRIADOR was subdued by AXLY HIMSELF in a action packed 3 minute bout.
STORM LXV won victory over VAN HELSING in a crowd pleasing 1 minute fray.
GROMACK was luckily beaten by WHERE'S MY TOURNEY? in a popular 6 minute gory match.
HUMMEL vanquished WOLVERINE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
SOLARIS slimly won victory over DYCROS in a popular 6 minute brutal fight.
NAFISAH lost to TARIN SHARPEYES in a 2 minute bout.
VANYA vanquished BABY in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
HERO, HERO handily defeated GOLDERIE in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
OOZING ORIFICES vanquished LORIS KEY in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
CLEMMIE overpowered YOGONITH in a 1 minute uneven duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       9         AIMED BLOW        46 -  17 -  0      73  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  9         TOTAL PARRY       41 -  18 -  1      69  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      8         PARRY-RIPOSTE     16 -  13 -  0      55  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    8         PARRY-LUNGE       14 -  12 -  1      54  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   7         LUNGING ATTACK    20 -  26 -  1      43  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   6         SLASHING ATTACK   26 -  45 -  1      37  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    4         BASHING ATTACK     8 -  14 -  0      36  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         WALL OF STEEL     13 -  25 -  1      34  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         STRIKING ATTACK   11 -  25 -  0      31  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-STRIKE       3 -   7 -  0      30  |

Turn 467 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

TOTAL PARRY        7 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      3 -  5         5  AIMED BLOW     
AIMED BLOW         7 -  2     PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  2         3  TOTAL PARRY    
LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  3     SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  6         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  2         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              BASHING ATTACK     2 -  4         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  3     
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  WARPATH 66-2926            96 143  4  274 X-FORCE (415)
AIMED BLOW       GOKU 46-3655               82  68  2  258 DRAGONBALL Z (944)
TOTAL PARRY      VISION 26-1573            110  49  4  216 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (9)
LUNGING ATTACK   LUCIAS CLAY 22-6359        46  34  0  216 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (978)
WALL OF STEEL    STORM LXV 60-4972          36  17  0  211 DEATH STUDS VII (877)
PARRY-LUNGE      HUMMEL 14-1404             86 138  4  209 MIKES (831)
STRIKING ATTACK  VAJRA VALMEJAR 11-4928     60  78  0  206 SCARLET KNIGHTS (902)
BASHING ATTACK   GROMACK 63-1304            56  65  1  202 THE EXILED ONES (354)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    TETRIANO 63-175            48  56  1  200 THE EXILED ONES (354)
PARRY-STRIKE     SMITH 14-1282              83 143  4  197 MIKES (831)

The overall popularity leader is VISION 26-1573.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was TETRIANO 63-175.  The ten other most popular fighters were GROMACK 63-1304, VAJRA 
VALMEJAR 11-4928, BLACKRAZOR 11-4091, NIXIE SEASPRITE 11-4992, SOLAR SISTER 71-5609, 
HORYS 63-1434, HANGMAN 23-1076, STELLA BLUE 53-6167, GOKU 46-3655, and VISION 
26-1573.

The least popular fighter this week was BLIND GIRL 22-6041.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were LORIS KEY 26-4706, GOLDERIE 26-4657, BABY 43-2863, WOLVERINE 
66-3871, GO-FER 26-4444, VANYA 63-2247, SOLARIS 46-3759, SVEN BLUETOOTH 26-4729, 
CONNOR MACLEOD 11-5532, and SANDS 11-4123.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
ARUAK CITY(11)       2  8 0  KATI-TEI(41)         0  1 0  ANDOR(57)            0  1 0  
TOBIR(14)            1  1 0  VEASTIAN(43)         0  1 0  ARADI(60)            2  0 0  
SEAM(20)             1  0 0  STORMCROWE(45)       1  0 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         5  5 0  
SOLVEN(22)           3  2 0  ARDIVENT(46)         3  0 0  TARRGIR(66)          2  1 0  
TI(23)               1  0 0  CAER(48)             1  0 0  FIREHOLD(68)         1  0 0  
LYRATILAN(25)        0  1 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        0  1 0  KYR'TERR(71)         2  0 0  
CALEAM(26)           2  6 0  KHALHUMS(53)         0  1 0  DWES EG(82)          1  0 0  
ZENSU(40)            1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 AXLY HIMSELF 11-2363        97  73  1  238  GERFEL'S FRIENDS (396)     ARUAK CITY
 HUMMEL 14-1404              86 138  4  209  MIKES (831)                TOBIR
 HOEN VANDERBILT 20-143      19  31  2   67  STEEL CRUSADE (1043)       SEAM
 LUCIAS CLAY 22-6359         46  34  0  216  KELLUMBO'S KIDS (978)      SOLVEN
 HANGMAN 23-1076             43  25  1  209  FACES OF DEATH (125)       TI
 BARON BLOOD 25-1396         43  30  4  202  FACES OF DEATH (179)       LYRATILAN
 VISION 26-1573             110  49  4  216  KELLUMBO'S KIDS (9)        CALEAM
 LEADFOOT 40-3516            27  18  0  199  TACO GODS (198)            ZENSU
 MASSEUSE 41-3092            36  21  3  202  SWEET SILK (720)           KATI-TEI
 BABY 43-2863                24  33  2   57  DARK SIDE (970)            VEASTIAN
 DEATH FOG 45-4017           53  25  0  218  SUPERIOR FORCES (1030)     STORMCROWE
 GOKU 46-3655                82  68  2  258  DRAGONBALL Z (944)         ARDIVENT
 FELON 48-1035               29  27  0  203  DEN OF THIEVES (159)       CAER
 IRIADOR 50-2481             73  49  2  204  DRUID'S GROVE (983)        SNOWBOUND
 STELLA BLUE 53-6167         43  26  1  210  PUERCO'S PINATA (669)      KHALHUMS
 BRAK 57-3163                29  23  2  198  CLAN STEELHAMMER (521)     ANDOR
 STORM LXV 60-4972           36  17  0  211  DEATH STUDS VII (877)      ARADI
 GROMACK 63-1304             56  65  1  202  THE EXILED ONES (354)      AMEN-TEI
 WARPATH 66-2926             96 143  4  274  X-FORCE (415)              TARRGIR
 HERO, HERO 68-446           12  37  0   67  DIAMONDS & RUST (820)      FIREHOLD
 SOLAR SISTER 71-5609        47  15  1  247  THE FURIOUS FIVE (1023)    KYR'TERR
 WHERE'S MY TOURNEY 82-2893  24   3  0  213  THAT TOTALLY SUCKS! (993)  DWES EG