AD
Date : 07/14/2008 Duedate: 07/26/2008
ANDORAK
DM-105 TURN-483
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 26/9 509 335 9 60.3 DARK SIDE 43/970
KELLUMBO'S KIDS 82/1045 4-PUERCO'S PINA 53/669 486 394 5 55.2
KELLUMBO'S KIDS 22/978 ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY 66/846
KELLUMBO'S KIDS06-17 82/1048 GERFEL'S FRIENDS 11/396
2 SUPERIOR FOR 45/1030 585 391 2 59.9 5 X-FORCE 66/415 1502 2047 19 42.3
3 TACO GODS 40/198 1160 833 19 58.2 DRAGONBALL Z 46/944
THAT TOTALLY SUCKS! 82/993 SCARLET KNIGHTS II 11/994
POSITIVELY PUTRID 71/940 SCARLET KNIGHTS 11/902
DEATH STUDS VII 60/877 RUBY DRAGONS 46/1006
DEATH BY STUPIDITY 4/935 6 GOLDEN CANYON 26/741 591 1028 9 36.5
SAILS OF CHARON 63/1013 7 MIKES 14/831 383 704 11 35.2
DIAMONDS & RUST 68/820
'##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn
WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT
+ ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ The Andorian Succession #8 ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ +
On the shores of a lake:
Senator Sedalia and Gissanniah stood side by side on the shore and looked
around. Across the water, along the shore each wah, at the woods behind them.
Mostly pine woods, where the forest on the Isle had been mostly broadleaf trees.
"So, we're not on the Isle anymore, are we?"
Sedalia shook his head. "No. Ah, do you feel that you should, perhaps, have a
small black dog at this point?"
"What?" She turned to stare at him. "Why would I have a dog with me?"
"Ah. Well... just a passing thought," the senator said. "But I do wonder if
we're still even in the same world as the Isle. Well, we must be, so maybe I should
say, are we still in the same world as... Andor. Iaye. The places from which we
have come."
"That might take some finding out." Gissanniah looked around again, then
gestured to the left. "Let's get moving and see what we can find out."
Sedalia looked and shrugged. Nothing to distinguish one direction from another,
so what difference did it make which way they went? "Why not?" he said.
Tarrgir:
Fandil stared at the man--he claimed to be an officer in a fire-control company-
-in shock and consternation. "You didn't even TRY to put it out?"
"Why should we?" the fireman answered. "That 'military academy' was a hotbed of
beast-men and elves, agents of oppression of the true people of Convincia. No skin
off OUR nose if they burned down."
"But... fellow citizens of the Andorian League--"
"That's a joke!"
"But--"
Lenpro put a hand on Fandil's arm. "Leave it, my friend. This man will have
good reasons for his position, and argument never changed anyone's mind."
"But--"
"The so-called 'Andorian League' is run by the elves and the beast-men," the
fireman said. His tone was deadly serious. "They set up a whole GUILD of spies and
assassins to enforce their rule and tried to persuade all us true humans that being
an assassin--that SCUM--was 'noble' and worthy of admiration! What can you think
about people like that except that they're sick and wicked?" He gestured at the
smoking remains of the military academy. "So we're cleaning them out, and high
time."
Fandil seemed incapable of response, which Lenpro decided was just as well. The
old mage was a exceptionally idealistic man, and he believed in the Andorian League.
Lenpro believed in the League--or some form of union--also, but he was, he hoped,
honest enough to admit its flaws and inequities. The League had been conceived as a
counter to the Delarquan Federation, but these days he thought people forgot that it
was not THE counter, not the only possible workable response. And in a way, this
man's grievances were valid, or at least had elements of truth in them. The king and
many of the highest lords had elven blood, a lot of it in some cases, and the Aruaki
did seem to be, at the least, very prominent in the military, besides occupying a
large and fertile territory within the League lands. Add to that the Assassins'
Guild, the blackest blot on the Andorian culture, and he could see how it would look
to a normal human who spent most of his time working on a farm. And with the total
disinterest shown by the king and the central government in recent problems.... He
sighed. "I see where you're coming from," he said to the fireman, "but I don't think
the violence of your actions is going to do you much good in the long run." He held
up his hand to stop the man's protest. "In the end, violence may be necessary--who
can tell UNTIL the end? But this is the beginning, and it's a bad precedent to set.
People will see this as bloody rebellion rather than rational protest."
"The only people we care about are--"
"What if the Delarquans or the Karnhorns come pouring over the borders to 'quell
turmoil that might spill over into their lands'?" Lenpro asked. "If you've destroyed
the military, who will you call on for defense?"
"Oh." The fireman was silent for several minutes, obviously considering the new
angle. Eventually he said, "We don't need to worry about the Delarquans, they'd have
to come through Ardivent and the Aruaki Clanholds to reach us. But the Karnhorns...
might be a problem. Huh. Maybe we'd better think about this."
"Do," Lenpro said. "And remember that you COULD turn on your Aruaki and elven
allies later and destroy them--an act worthy of any assassin! But if you destroy
them first, they'll never be allies."
"We'll think about this," the fireman said again.
"Do." Lenpro took Fandil's arm and drew him away before he could make any of
the protests that were visibly forming in his mind.
Andor:
Herlas cast his spell of convincing illusion on the golem-king, and it was a
good one if he said so himself. Not that he would say it; for the first time in a
life that had contained many questionable and self-serving acts, he was deeply
ashamed of his work. He wasn't sure why; he was not, after all, some kind of wild
patriot. Was he? Why had Korneth insisted on parading this fake king through the
streets of Andor? Herlas had to be part of the parade in order to stay close to the
target for his spell, and it made him uncomfortable. People lined the streets, but
there was no cheering. No catcalls, either, just sober silence. Or sullen silence.
Maybe some of them did believe they were seeing the king, but that didn't make them
happy. The king was a stranger, hadn't been in Andor for years, and had done nothing
for 'his' country during those years. Why should they be glad to see him?
The golem rode in a carriage, waving occasionally but attempting nothing more.
Herlas had advised that minimalist stance; the golem just wouldn't have been
convincing if it had tried to smile. Odd, really. There were plenty of golems
around these days that couldn't be told from true-born people, so why hadn't Korneth
gotten one of the better ones? Did he WANT to be found out?
"That is not the king." The voice was low, positive, dangerous.
Herlas's hands twitched on the reins of the horse he was riding just behind the
carriage, but he managed (he hoped) a suitably casual air as he glanced to the side.
Damn. Lady Protector Sir Crystal Fireblade, a royal knight. He hadn't realized she
was in town. Did Korneth know? More important, what was he, Herlas, going to do?
The lady knight had a formidable reputation and had been pledged to serve the king
directly as his protector. Hundreds of different calculations of the odds of this or
that tumbled through the mage's brain. Finally he shrugged. "No. I argued against
this display, but..."
"Where IS the king?"
"I don't know. I asked, early on. Didn't get a clear answer, and... it was
made clear to me that I shouldn't ask again."
A faint, ladylike snort. "Probably not." She was silent for a moment. "I went
with the king to the Isle--some time ago. He vanished. Completely vanished. I have
been hunting for him since then, on the Isle and in other places that can be reached
from there. At first, there were rumors that he might have passed through. Nothing
I could trace. Then fewer rumors, then none. Finally I came back." Her voice was
bitter, and still dangerous.
"I have heard some people say--whisper--that the king has sought his own
happiness in some other dimension where he can still have his princess wife with
him," Herlas offered.
"If that should be true, I think the less of him for it," she snapped. "It
isn't a king's business to seek his own happiness, especially at the expense of his
responsibilities to his people."
Herlas did not say that such a sense of responsibility was hard to imagine.
Once it would have been, but lately he was beginning to wonder. Still, if the king
truly was gone--or dead--and without heirs, what was there left? "What do you
propose to do?" he asked.
"It was not the king's intention to abandon Andoria, on that last trip to the
Isle," she said slowly. "Mind you don't let your illusion slip!"
Herlas adjusted it hastily.
"So I think someone persuaded him--I do not know what means might have been
used, but it could have been done, I think--and whisked him away. That person, I
will find." Her hand clenched on the reins of her mount. "Oh, yes, I will find him.
Or HER, if it was--"
It was Herlas's turn to give warning. The Grey Witch had ears everywhere. "Do
not mention that person!"
She took a deep breath and let it out slowly. "Yes. No names without proof."
"And no vengeance without proof." Gods, the irony that HE, Herlas of Zensu,
should be the one to argue prudence and fair dealing! "And what good will it do
Andoria, when your vengeance has fallen on the deserving party?"
"What?"
"Who will be king then? Or will the League fall apart and be subject to the
attacks of its neighbors--many of whom do not love it."
"I hadn't thought beyond-- I don't know who will take the throne," the lady
knight said. After a moment, she added, "We're facing a civil war, aren't we?"
"I think so, yes. That is why, one reason why, I have gone along with this
travesty." He gestured at the golem. "It buys a little time."
* }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ *
---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
-----------
DM 8 ARKERS (turn 298): UNHOLY TERROR of BLOOD RITES (Wretch, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 597): ONEWOLF of WOLFBROTHERS (Doc Steele, mgr.)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 597): STEWART of OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 590): DONDRIC of KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 586): MORLIN POOLE of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 586): KEG STAND of BARHOPPERS (Apex, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 583): CALONYMUS of STEEL CRUSADE (Cassius Calvata, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 579): STONE COLD of WRESTLEMANIACS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 548): CHUCK ELVIS of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 539): GUNS OF BRIXTON of RADIO CLASH (Rude Buddha, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 530): BANNIR PARK of BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 245): PAINFUL PANSY of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 432): DIMAGGIO oF 1949 YANKEES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 199): TRYPTOPHAN of SUPERIOR FORCES (Manager, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 482): JOHN BOBBIT of DEATH BY STUPIDITY (The Sentinel, mgr.)
Top Teams
---------
DM 8 ARKERS (turn 298): CONSANGUINEOUS (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 597): BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 587): ALL THE MUN'S MEN (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 590): KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 586): MEDAL OF HONOR F3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 586): BARHOPPERS II (Apex, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 583): ULTRA-VIOLENT (Deep Thought, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 579): RED DOG GANG (Jojra, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 548): MEDAL OF HONOR G1 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 539): WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 530): THE ZEN ZONE (Jondeaux, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 245): BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 432): 1949 YANKEES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 199): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 482): SUPERIOR FORCES (Manager, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
----------------
DM 8 ARKERS (turn 298): UNHOLY TERROR of BLOOD RITES (Wretch, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 596): CHIEF SITTING BULL of BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
DELIA'S GONE of ELFQUEST (Armalias, mgr.)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 597): STEWART of OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (The Mun, mgr.)
GINKOR of THE DOGHOUSE (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 586): MORLIN POOLE of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 583): CALONYMUS of STEEL CRUSADE (Cassius Calvata, mgr.)
IRIS of MENAGERIE (Ichabod Frothingslosh, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 578): WORLD CHUMPS of THE A'S -- LOSERS II (Malaquar, mgr.)
WINDSONG of RED DOG GANG (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 547): PARTICLE MAN of NEUROMANCERS (Rude Buddha, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 530): BANNIR PARK of BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Jorja, mgr.)
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Oh, dear. Debby Tonte took these notes, and her umbrella dripped on them.
Well, I'll do the best I can on this, the last run of Andorak before the summer
tourney.
Teevella of Kellumbo's Kids was "MVP," after "getting 32 points." Make of that
what you will.
Superior Forces was avoided by Kellumbo's Kids.
Lukarian Lamorak got the most challenges.
There were twenty-one fights, which is respectable, especially since only three
standbys were involved.
Eight challenge matches, one of them a tv challenge.
SARINA (26-4220) (23-34-1,49) of GOLDEN CANYON fought YOGONITH (105-5) (0-0-
0,90) of Various Odds. SARINA overpowered YOGONITH in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
Calamari, anyone?
GO-FER (26-4444) (19-37-2,59) of GOLDEN CANYON fought SHINORR (105-1) (0-0-0,60)
of Various Odds. GO-FER was demolished by SHINORR in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
Ghastly greasy gopher guts. Horrible.
FRY GUY (40-3655) (22-10-0,86) of TACO GODS fought GOLDERIE (26-4657) (24-28-
1,53) of GOLDEN CANYON. FRY GUY devastated GOLDERIE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
Does this mean no sopaipillas?
BABY (43-2863) (26-35-2,60) of DARK SIDE fought DARNESHA (82-42015) (11-4-1,38)
of KELLUMBO'S KIDS06-17. BABY was overpowered by DARNESHA in a 1 minute mismatched
brawl. How cruel, to hit a baby! Not that some of the little buggers don't ask for
it.
CONNOR MACLEOD (11-5532) (64-79-0,136) of SCARLET KNIGHTS II fought HERO, HERO
(68-446) (17-37-0,94) of DIAMONDS & RUST. CONNOR MACLEOD was devastated by HERO,
HERO in a 1 minute uneven duel. Beaten into the ground (or the sand) with a
sandwich. At least it was a large sandwich.
VAN HELSING (11-6338) (50-56-1,180) of SCARLET KNIGHTS II fought TEEVELLA (82-
24954) (18-4-1,129) of KELLUMBO'S KIDS. VAN HELSING lost to TEEVELLA in a 2 minute
bout. Impressive.
TORNADO CXCVI (60-5111) (18-25-0,157) of DEATH STUDS VII fought WARDUKE (11-
5930) (55-70-3,180) of SCARLET KNIGHTS II. TORNADO CXCVI was overpowered by WARDUKE
in a popular 1 minute mismatched conflict. Another illusion shattered! They told me
tornadoes could flatten anything.
WOLVERINE (66-3871) (66-119-5,193) of X-FORCE fought JIMI (105-27) (0-0-0,240)
of Various Odds. WOLVERINE was devastated by JIMI in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-
sided battle. No more holes in the lawn, eh? Or was that some other animal?
Whatever.
VISION (26-1573) (121-53-4,244) of KELLUMBO'S KIDS fought SEXTANT (63-2415) (17-
13-1,187) of SAILS OF CHARON. VISION savagely defeated SEXTANT in a crowd pleasing 5
minute bloody match. Don't blame me if you get lost at sea, Vision.
VAJRA VALMEJAR (11-4928) (68-85-0,234) of SCARLET KNIGHTS fought DEATH FOG (45-
4017) (64-29-0,203) of SUPERIOR FORCES. VAJRA VALMEJAR was handily defeated by DEATH
FOG in a 1 minute one-sided bout. Gas attack.
BLIND GIRL (22-6041) (51-23-0,219) of KELLUMBO'S KIDS fought BLACKRAZOR (11-
4091) (66-139-1,205) of SCARLET KNIGHTS. BLIND GIRL defeated BLACKRAZOR in an
exciting 3 minute fight. Another inpressive victory by an underdog.
WHERE'S MY TOURNEY? (82-2893) (29-3-0,267) of THAT TOTALLY SUCKS! fought HUMMEL
(14-1404) (92-147-6,193) of MIKES. WHERE'S MY TOURNEY? unbelievably bested HUMMEL in
an action packed 7 minute fight. Believe it.
SMITH (14-1282) (93-148-4,226) of MIKES fought TALISMAN SHIELDGUARD (11-4304)
(81-110-0,210) of SCARLET KNIGHTS. SMITH vanquished TALISMAN SHIELDGUARD in a 1
minute uneven duel. Some things are stronger than the strongest shield.
The challenge matches:
FALCON XLI (60-7341) (17-10-3,72) of DEATH STUDS VII challenged LORIS KEY (26-
4706) (20-27-1,60) of GOLDEN CANYON. Down 12. FALCON XLI handily defeated LORIS KEY
in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight. Don't blame me if she calls you a hard-boiled
egg, Falcon.
NAFISAH (22-6612) (30-16-1,139) of KELLUMBO'S KIDS challenged KHORNE SHADOWSPAWN
(46-3809) (56-60-1,150) of RUBY DRAGONS. Up 11. NAFISAH devastated KHORNE
SHADOWSPAWN in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match. It gives me a certain pleasure
to see the fossils crack.
OOZING ORIFICES (71-3475) (16-3-1,154) of POSITIVELY PUTRID challenged CLEMMIE
(26-4630) (28-35-1,168) of GOLDEN CANYON. Up 14. OOZING ORIFICES devastated CLEMMIE
in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel. Time to have that kitchen inspected.
GRANDPA RAT (22-6549) (48-25-3,203) of KELLUMBO'S KIDS challenged SANDS (11-
4123) (67-136-3,196) of SCARLET KNIGHTS. Down 7. GRANDPA RAT narrowly defeated
SANDS in a 2 minute Challenge competition. Doesn't matter if it's narrow, the key is
that it's a defeat.
GIMETHATSHIELD (26-1306) (76-67-1,198) of KELLUMBO'S KIDS challenged LUKARIAN
LAMORAK (11-4841) (68-90-1,190) of SCARLET KNIGHTS. Down 8. GIMETHATSHIELD defeated
LUKARIAN LAMORAK in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
LUCIAS CLAY (22-6359) (59-36-1,325) of KELLUMBO'S KIDS challenged NIXIE
SEASPRITE (11-4992) (66-77-1,188) of SCARLET KNIGHTS. Down 137. LUCIAS CLAY won
victory over NIXIE SEASPRITE in a 2 minute Challenge brawl. I believe we have some
gladiators here who should be off to Primus.
Congratulations to Jackson for having a tv. JACKSON (22-6649) (24-2-0,89) of
KELLUMBO'S KIDS TV challenged SOLARIS (46-3759) (35-86-0,53) of RUBY DRAGONS. Down
36. JACKSON devastated SOLARIS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight. It's hard
to feel sympathy for someone with 121 fights and only 53 points.
For the title:
JOHN BOBBIT (4-3769) (44-47-2,246) of DEATH BY STUPIDITY challenged GOKU (46-
3655) (91-74-2,212) of DRAGONBALL Z. Down 34. JOHN BOBBIT was vanquished by GOKU in
a 2 minute uneven Challenge Title battle. Congratulations to Goku.
Ardane
THE KING'S SENTINEL W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
GOKU 46-3655 92 74 2 225 DRAGONBALL Z (944) ARDIVENT
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
LUCIAS CLAY 22-6359 60 36 1 330 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (978) SOLVEN
-STELLA BLUE 53-6167 55 28 1 288 PUERCO'S PINATA (669) KHALHUMS
WHERE'S MY TOURNEY 82-2893 30 3 0 273 THAT TOTALLY SUCKS! (993) DWES EG
VISION 26-1573 122 53 4 251 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (9) CALEAM
SMITH 14-1282 94 148 4 236 MIKES (831) TOBIR
BLIND GIRL 22-6041 52 23 0 224 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (978) SOLVEN
DEATH FOG 45-4017 65 29 0 213 SUPERIOR FORCES (1030) STORMCROWE
-SNAKE CHARMER 22-6169 47 23 0 212 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (978) SOLVEN
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
GRANDPA RAT 22-6549 49 25 3 208 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (978) SOLVEN
-POETIC JUICE 66-2975 77 47 0 206 ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY (846) TARRGIR
BLACKRAZOR 11-4091 66 140 1 205 SCARLET KNIGHTS (902) ARUAK CITY
SEXTANT 63-2415 17 14 1 205 SAILS OF CHARON (1013) AMEN-TEI
GIMETHATSHIELD 26-1306 77 67 1 202 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (9) CALEAM
HUMMEL 14-1404 92 148 6 200 MIKES (831) TOBIR
VAJRA VALMEJAR 11-4928 68 86 0 199 SCARLET KNIGHTS (902) ARUAK CITY
SANDS 11-4123 67 137 3 198 SCARLET KNIGHTS (902) ARUAK CITY
JOHN BOBBIT 4-3769 44 48 2 195 DEATH BY STUPIDITY (935) JHELUM
NIXIE SEASPRITE 11-4992 66 78 1 193 SCARLET KNIGHTS (902) ARUAK CITY
-AXLY HIMSELF 11-2363 111 74 1 190 GERFEL'S FRIENDS (396) ARUAK CITY
TALISMAN SHIELDGUA 11-4304 81 111 0 190 SCARLET KNIGHTS (902) ARUAK CITY
LUKARIAN LAMORAK 11-4841 68 91 1 190 SCARLET KNIGHTS (902) ARUAK CITY
-BLITZKRIEG XXIII 60-5503 27 21 1 190 DEATH STUDS VII (877) ARADI
-LEADFOOT 40-3516 29 21 0 188 TACO GODS (198) ZENSU
WOLVERINE 66-3871 66 120 5 185 X-FORCE (415) TARRGIR
WARDUKE 11-5930 56 70 3 185 SCARLET KNIGHTS II (994) ARUAK CITY
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
OOZING ORIFICES 71-3475 17 3 1 171 POSITIVELY PUTRID (940) KYR'TERR
TEEVELLA 82-24954 19 4 1 161 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (1045) DWES EG
NAFISAH 22-6612 31 16 1 155 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (978) SOLVEN
CLEMMIE 26-4630 28 36 1 155 GOLDEN CANYON (741) CALEAM
VAN HELSING 11-6338 50 57 1 153 SCARLET KNIGHTS II (994) ARUAK CITY
TORNADO CXCVI 60-5111 18 26 0 153 DEATH STUDS VII (877) ARADI
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
KHORNE SHADOWSPAWN 46-3809 56 61 1 138 RUBY DRAGONS (1006) ARDIVENT
HERO, HERO 68-446 18 37 0 125 DIAMONDS & RUST (820) FIREHOLD
CONNOR MACLEOD 11-5532 64 80 0 105 SCARLET KNIGHTS II (994) ARUAK CITY
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JACKSON 22-6649 25 2 0 91 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (978) SOLVEN
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
FRY GUY 40-3655 23 10 0 88 TACO GODS (198) ZENSU
SARINA 26-4220 24 34 1 80 GOLDEN CANYON (741) CALEAM
FALCON XLI 60-7341 18 10 3 80 DEATH STUDS VII (877) ARADI
DARNESHA 82--23521 12 4 1 60 KELLUMBO'S KIDS06-17 (1048 DWES EG
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SOLARIS 46-3759 35 87 0 58 RUBY DRAGONS (1006) ARDIVENT
LORIS KEY 26-4706 20 28 1 55 GOLDEN CANYON (741) CALEAM
GOLDERIE 26-4657 24 29 1 54 GOLDEN CANYON (741) CALEAM
GO-FER 26-4444 19 38 2 49 GOLDEN CANYON (741) CALEAM
BABY 43-2863 26 36 2 41 DARK SIDE (970) VEASTIAN
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
We had planned to take the terse route used last time in doing our personals this
week, however, Jorja was, ah, forcefully determined to have us do the Whole
Enchilada. Have you ever been to the Whole Enchilada Festival? The centerpiece is
at least six feet across. I told her--Jorja--that we didn't have tortillas big
enough, nor any apparatus big enough, but she wouldn't listen. She really good at
not listening. So bear with us as we attempt to make a Whole Enchilada out of lots
of little tortillas. We won't insist that you eat any. -- Clemmie, for Golden Canyon
Nafisah -- We did actually use a bathtub for mixing the sauce, and considering the
intra-team fight we had over that sauce, well, you wouldn't have wanted to be in that
tub! The central issue of that particular argument was "green or red?" Very few
chile sauces get as hot as that debate! And I don't mean just among us, it's a hot
topic, if you will permit me the pun. But I eventually carried the day with green,
which may have encouraged me to the extent that I defeated you, hard to say. Anyway,
I offer you a free "all you can eat" pass to the Whole Enchilada. -- Clemmie
Hero, Hero -- I told Clemmie that people here wouldn't go for ethnic, at least, not
on that scale, and we should just do sandwiches, but she never listens. She's as bad
as Jorja that way. -- Go-Fer
Falcon -- That seems kind of like a thunderbird. Do you do ethnic dances? Clemmie
told me I could either come up with some ethnics to dance around the enchilada and
"fly from poles" or make guacamole. Now, I like guacamole, but have you ever tried
to find avocados here on the Isle? The greengrocers have NO clue. -- Golderie
Baby -- You're no help! Where am I going to find antojitos on short notice? --
Sarina
Fry Guy -- Oh, good! I was hoping you'd show up. We need all sorts of stuff fried.
And refried, not that I care if we pass on that one. But what I'm really looking for
is sopaipillas, if that can be managed. You up for it? -- Loris Key, powdering sugar
and cinnamon to dust 'em with, and somebody had better find me some honey TODAY
Ardane -- You're invited. Bring your own sour cream. -- Clemmie
Ah, thank you. Why do I want sour cream?
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
JACKSON devastated SOLARIS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
JOHN BOBBIT was vanquished by GOKU in a 2 minute uneven Challenge Title battle.
LUCIAS CLAY won victory over NIXIE SEASPRITE in a 2 minute Challenge brawl.
GIMETHATSHIELD defeated LUKARIAN LAMORAK in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
GRANDPA RAT narrowly defeated SANDS in a 2 minute Challenge competition.
OOZING ORIFICES devastated CLEMMIE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
NAFISAH devastated KHORNE SHADOWSPAWN in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
FALCON XLI handily defeated LORIS KEY in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
SMITH vanquished TALISMAN SHIELDGUARD in a 1 minute uneven duel.
WHERE'S MY TOURNEY? unbelievably bested HUMMEL in a action packed 7 minute fight.
BLIND GIRL defeated BLACKRAZOR in a exciting 3 minute fight.
VAJRA VALMEJAR was handily defeated by DEATH FOG in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
VISION savagely defeated SEXTANT in a crowd pleasing 5 minute bloody match.
WOLVERINE was devastated by JIMI in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided battle.
TORNADO CXCVI was overpowered by WARDUKE in a popular 1 minute mismatched conflict.
VAN HELSING lost to TEEVELLA in a 2 minute bout.
CONNOR MACLEOD was devastated by HERO, HERO in a 1 minute uneven duel.
BABY was overpowered by DARNESHA in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
FRY GUY devastated GOLDERIE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
GO-FER was demolished by SHINORR in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
SARINA overpowered YOGONITH in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 8 PARRY-STRIKE 7 - 3 - 0 70 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 7 AIMED BLOW 40 - 18 - 0 69 |
|TOTAL PARRY 5 LUNGING ATTACK 40 - 24 - 2 63 |
|AIMED BLOW 4 TOTAL PARRY 22 - 14 - 0 61 |
|WALL OF STEEL 4 PARRY-RIPOSTE 14 - 16 - 1 47 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 BASHING ATTACK 6 - 8 - 0 43 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 3 SLASHING ATTACK 22 - 33 - 2 40 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 STRIKING ATTACK 7 - 14 - 0 33 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 PARRY-LUNGE 7 - 23 - 1 23 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 WALL OF STEEL 8 - 28 - 0 22 |
Turn 483 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 4 4 TOTAL PARRY
PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 3 3 AIMED BLOW
TOTAL PARRY 4 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 2 2 LUNGING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 3 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 4 1 PARRY-STRIKE
LUNGING ATTACK 4 - 4 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW GOKU 46-3655 92 74 2 225 DRAGONBALL Z (944)
LUNGING ATTACK LUCIAS CLAY 22-6359 60 36 1 330 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (978)
TOTAL PARRY WHERE'S MY TOURNE 82-2893 30 3 0 273 THAT TOTALLY SUCKS! (993)
PARRY-STRIKE SMITH 14-1282 94 148 4 236 MIKES (831)
PARRY-RIPOSTE GRANDPA RAT 22-6549 49 25 3 208 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (978)
WALL OF STEEL BLACKRAZOR 11-4091 66 140 1 205 SCARLET KNIGHTS (902)
PARRY-LUNGE HUMMEL 14-1404 92 148 6 200 MIKES (831)
STRIKING ATTACK VAJRA VALMEJAR 11-4928 68 86 0 199 SCARLET KNIGHTS (902)
SLASHING ATTACK SANDS 11-4123 67 137 3 198 SCARLET KNIGHTS (902)
BASHING ATTACK CLEMMIE 26-4630 28 36 1 155 GOLDEN CANYON (741)
The overall popularity leader is VISION 26-1573. The most popular warrior this turn
was HUMMEL 14-1404. The ten other most popular fighters were SEXTANT 63-2415, VISION
26-1573, GOKU 46-3655, BLACKRAZOR 11-4091, WHERE'S MY TOURNEY? 82-2893, LUCIAS CLAY
22-6359, GRANDPA RAT 22-6549, TEEVELLA 82-24954, JACKSON 22-6649, and NIXIE SEASPRITE
11-4992.
The least popular fighter this week was GO-FER 26-4444. The other ten least popular
fighters were GOLDERIE 26-4657, BABY 43-2863, CONNOR MACLEOD 11-5532, VAJRA VALMEJAR
11-4928, LORIS KEY 26-4706, CLEMMIE 26-4630, SOLARIS 46-3759, TORNADO CXCVI 60-5111,
WOLVERINE 66-3871, and TALISMAN SHIELDGUARD 11-4304.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
JHELUM(4) 0 1 0 ZENSU(40) 1 0 0 AMEN-TEI(63) 0 1 0
ARUAK CITY(11) 1 8 0 VEASTIAN(43) 0 1 0 TARRGIR(66) 0 1 0
TOBIR(14) 1 1 0 STORMCROWE(45) 1 0 0 FIREHOLD(68) 1 0 0
SOLVEN(22) 5 0 0 ARDIVENT(46) 1 2 0 KYR'TERR(71) 1 0 0
CALEAM(26) 3 4 0 ARADI(60) 1 1 0 DWES EG(82) 3 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JOHN BOBBIT 4-3769 44 48 2 195 DEATH BY STUPIDITY (935) JHELUM
BLACKRAZOR 11-4091 66 140 1 205 SCARLET KNIGHTS (902) ARUAK CITY
SMITH 14-1282 94 148 4 236 MIKES (831) TOBIR
LUCIAS CLAY 22-6359 60 36 1 330 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (978) SOLVEN
VISION 26-1573 122 53 4 251 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (9) CALEAM
FRY GUY 40-3655 23 10 0 88 TACO GODS (198) ZENSU
BABY 43-2863 26 36 2 41 DARK SIDE (970) VEASTIAN
DEATH FOG 45-4017 65 29 0 213 SUPERIOR FORCES (1030) STORMCROWE
GOKU 46-3655 92 74 2 225 DRAGONBALL Z (944) ARDIVENT
TORNADO CXCVI 60-5111 18 26 0 153 DEATH STUDS VII (877) ARADI
SEXTANT 63-2415 17 14 1 205 SAILS OF CHARON (1013) AMEN-TEI
WOLVERINE 66-3871 66 120 5 185 X-FORCE (415) TARRGIR
HERO, HERO 68-446 18 37 0 125 DIAMONDS & RUST (820) FIREHOLD
OOZING ORIFICES 71-3475 17 3 1 171 POSITIVELY PUTRID (940) KYR'TERR
WHERE'S MY TOURNEY 82-2893 30 3 0 273 THAT TOTALLY SUCKS! (993) DWES EG