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Date   : 09/21/2009    Duedate: 10/03/2009

ANDORAK

DM-105    TURN-514

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 26/9  654  392 11 62.5    4 PYROMANIA 52/360      100   89  2 52.9
    KELLUMBO'S KIDS 22/978                      STATE OF MIND 3/392                   
  2 SUPERIOR FORC 40/538  676  429  3 61.2      DEVIATION 44/346                      
    SUPERIOR FORCES 2G 68/991                   DA DOG POWNDAZ 41/311                 
    SUPERIOR FORCES 45/1030                   5 THE STORM FRO 41/277   19   17  0 52.8
    SUPERIOR FATHER 82/1033                   6 THE PLAGUE 41/231      28   28  0 50.0
    SUPERIOR FORCES 3P 82/1035                7-ULTRA-VIOLEN 26/1056    4    4  0 50.0
    SUPERIOR FORCES 3201 82/975               8 X-FORCE 66/415       1670 2282 23 42.3
    SUPERIOR FORCES 6N 18/1029                  DRAGONBALL Z 46/944                   
    SUPERIOR FORCES X 68/971                    SCARLET KNIGHTS II 11/994             
    SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 4/1028                  SCARLET KNIGHTS 11/902                
    SUPERIOR FORCES 1W 82/1036                  RUBY DRAGONS 46/1006                  
  3 SERPENT'S HOL 68/468  431  358  5 54.6    9 GOLDEN CANYON 26/741  653 1121 10 36.8
    SERPENT'S HOLD 46/352                    10 MIKES 14/831          412  726 12 36.2
    ZOMBIE SQUAD III 22/703               

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                                  WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT

Darkholm
=========
Captain: TMM
Members: Jolly, A-Sop, TUM

Roster:
========
DM:
PS:
ST:
LU: He Hate Me (18-7820) (TMM)
TP:
BA: Men Working (38-4189) (A-Sop)
AB: Littlest Tyrant (82-55890) (TMM)
WS:
SL: Cooler (82-7277) (Jolly)
PL:
PR: Work in Progress (38-4193) (A-Sop)
Wildcard #1: Harv (82-20046) (TUM)
Wildcard #2: Reddi Whip (97-1636)(TUM)

Analysis:  The Darkholm team is small, but extremely talented and arguably the odds-
on favorites to win their 2nd Regional Tourney in a row.  With a one-two punch of
Littlest Tyrant and Harv, Darkholm could easily have the two best warriors in the
field.  Wildcard Reddi Whip is an off-style to watch out for.

101 Team (10)
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Captain: OAB
Members: Master Darque, Mannequin, Visionist, Deep Thought

Roster
======
DM: Copernicus (81-163) (Darque)
PS: Sandman (97-2610) (Mannequin)
ST: Tarcil (25-23-0,206) (The Visionist)
LU: Shewish Whaler (18-9272) (OAB)
TP:
BA: Hortator (1-7791) (OAB)
AB:
WS: Sam Yando (30-576)(The Visionist)
SL: Snotman (97-2611) (Mannequin)
PL: Tyre (31-3713) (Darque)
PR:
Wildcard #1: Heartbreaker (26-4752) (Deep Thought)
Wildcard #2: Gut Buster(26-4750) (Deep Thought)

Analysis:  The biggest underdogs of the tourney, Home Guard can't be expected to win
the ADM Regional, but could do better than people expect.  Given the format of the
tourney, the experience gap isn't as big as it looks on the surface.  It will be a
victory for them if they can place anyone in the Final 4.  Sandman and Copernicus
might be the best bets for warriors from Home Guard to make it past the 2nd round and
perennial Freshmen TV Hortator will be a dangerous out for anyone.

103 Team (12)
=========
Captain: The Dark One
Members: Zalgor, Roadkill, Aragorn, Emerald Orbs, She-Puppy, Ceasar

Roster
======
DM:
PS: Veloxi (38-4233) (Zalgor)
ST: Sissy Chrissy (29-1347) (Roadkill)
LU: Natas (11-6531 ) (The Dark One)
TP: Golem (35-1485) (Aragorn)
BA: Kookaburra (33-4151) (Emerald Orbs)
AB: Defiance (32-4619) (The Dark One)
WS: Gossamer (35-3656) (Aragorn)
SL: Claudius (13-2860) (Caesar)
PL: Nightcap (74-2745) (She-puppy)
PR: Jeo the Songsmith (1-3260) (She-Puppy)
Wildcard: Himey the Pimp (29-730) (Roadkill)
Wildcard: Enlightened Being (26-4642) (Aragorn)

Analysis:  Don't be surprised if Free Blades has the best first and second round
record out of all the regionals.  This team is one of the deepest and most balanced
in the fields.  The lack of invidivual stars might be their biggest undoing though.
Defiance might be the biggest name on the team, but he might be too young to win it
all.  If you're looking for a big sleeper, She-Puppy's Nightcap is it.  Not a warrior
who does tourneys, but he has looked great in the regular arena.

105 Team (12)
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Captain: Manager
Members: Kellumbo, Stormlord, Armalias, Reaper, Jorja, Marmaduke

DM: Vision 26-1573 (Kellumbo)
PS: Phlash Phludd 41-1077 (Stormlord)
ST: Vajra Valmejar 11-4928 (Armalias)
LU: Dallas 18-6860 (Manager)
TP: Nay Palm 52-1439 (Marmaduke)
BA: Dough Bermin 41-1633 (Marmaduke)
AB: Death Fog 45-4017 (Manager)
WS: Nixie Seasprite 11-4992 (Armalias)
SL:
PL: Golderie (26-4657) (Jorja)
PR: Sarina 26-4229 (Jorja)
Wildcard #1: Jackson 22-6649 (Kellumbo) 
Wildcard #2: Shadow of out Time 41-1622 (Reaper)

Analysis:  Boosted by a bunch of returning managers, Andorak fields a surprisingly
large team.   Slightly, on the top-heavy side, Andorak's hopes of winning its first
ever Regional Tourney might rest in its Captain of the Guard Vision and recent ADM
Runner-Up in Death Fog.  Being a TP, Vision, might not have any chance of winning a
triple elimination tourney, but this format plays to his advantage.  Andorak's
warrior Dallas, has the highest recognition of any warrior in the field.

106 Team (13)
==============
Captain: Crip
Members: Mun, Icelord, Ragnarok, Nomad, Consortium, Wretch, Slugbait

Rosters:
========
DM: Bloodbath (60-704) (Mun)
PS: Unzoe The Shaman (31-4940) (Icelord)
ST: 3 Fisted Rat Boy (70-6130) (Ragnarok)
LU: Thelonius (21-6631) (Nomad)
TP: Ravishing Redbud (52-3197) (Consortium)
BA: Mad Cat (7-2965) (Mun)
AB: Hari-Kari (73-3049) (Crip)
WS: Blue Velvet (11-6248) (Consortium)
SL: Boarish Yeltsin (5-3109) (Crip)
PL: Baron Stonewall (81-85) (Nomad)
PR: Propane Torch (61-2524) (Ragnarok)
Wild Card #1: Black Flag (82-19490) (Wretch)
Wild Card #2: Stigma of Stupid (31-4948) (Slugbait)

Analysis:  Crysalis makes its first Regional Tournament appearance ever and is hoping
to crash the party.  The only team to be able to field a full roster, Crystalis slots
were tightly contested and they hope their depth reflects that.  This team is
definitely mysterious with a bunch of warriors who play in Slow arenas and don't play
in many tourneys.  Hari-Kari might be their best bet to win it all, and Bloodbath is
one of the most experienced warriors in the entire field.

Final 4 Predictions:
====================
Littlest Tyrant (104)
Harv (104)
Death Fog (105)
Nightcap (103)

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 313): CONSTERNATION of CONSANGUINEOUS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 628): BROWN NOSE of COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 628): HELENA of OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 616): ELLIRN KOUL of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 617): PAUL WIEDORFER of MEDAL OF HONOR J4 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 613): BELLE ISSIMO of FUNKY FOLK (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 612): HERSHEL WILLIAMS of MEDAL OF HONOR F7 (The Anarchist, mgr)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 610): BROTHER DOBBIN of LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 579): TERILEE LINZ of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 570): SERGEANT3 of MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (The Anarchist)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 561): ANNA BEATRICE of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 261): NUMBSKULL of OTTO'S PARTS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 460): SERGEANT2 of MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 214): PETER THE GREAT of DOGS OF WAR (?, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 513): VISION of KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 313): Z GLADIATORS (Mr. Z, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 628): ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 628): THE DOGHOUSE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 616): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 617): MEDAL OF HONOOR J4 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 613): FUNKY FOLK (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 612): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 610): LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 579): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 570): MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 561): FANDILS (Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 261): OTTO'S PARTS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 460): MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 214): OUT OF THIS WORLD, (?, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 513): KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 312): PEARL HARBOR of SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 628): BROWN NOSE of COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 627): ANZAC of OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 616): ELLIRN KOUL of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 616): TCHENI LOY of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 609): LADY LIBERTY of LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 569): SERGEANT2 of MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (The Anarchist)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 260): IRMINSUL of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Aaaah, it's been a day, or maybe even two days.  One thing after another, and
rain.  You can probably picture it for yourself.
     On the good side of "one and another," we had twenty-four fights, and only four
standbys.  Eight challenge matches.  This old place has been looking pretty good.  Da
Dog Powndaz was avoided by The Plague, and possibly LIKE the plague.  Michael Cooper
got the most challenges.

     SOLARIS (46-3759) (37-115-0,63) of RUBY DRAGONS fought BELOW XEROE (41-1513)
(21-16-2,70) of THE STORM FRONT.  SOLARIS slimly won victory over BELOW XEROE in a
crowd pleasing 2 minute bout.  It's a pleasure to see new faces such as Below Xeroe
here.  Perhaps this arena will see a rebirth.  Well, it might even be already in the
midst of a rebirth.
     DOMINION (22-5043) (19-18-0,109) of ZOMBIE SQUAD III fought GO-FER (26-4444)
(33-54-2,94) of GOLDEN CANYON.  DOMINION overpowered GO-FER in a popular 2 minute
uneven duel.  Does this mean that Dominion is a zombie?  I've gotten the impression
that Go-Fer is considered by those who know him best to be, ah, intellectually
challenged, and he might not know what to do with a zombie.
     KHORNE SHADOWSPAWN (46-3809) (66-81-1,168) of RUBY DRAGONS fought CLEMMIE (26-
4630) (34-60-1,104) of GOLDEN CANYON.  KHORNE SHADOWSPAWN vanquished CLEMMIE in an
exciting 1 minute gruesome one-sided fight.  Aw, shucks, Clemmie, couldn't you handle
this dude?  It isn't like he was doing anything new.
     WARDUKE (11-5930) (71-85-3,183) of SCARLET KNIGHTS II fought BERYL (105-26) (0-
0-0,181) of Monsters Associated.  WARDUKE defeated BERYL in an exciting 2 minute gory
duel.  Well... "excited."  That's a relative term.
     WOLVERINE (66-3871) (83-133-7,190) of X-FORCE fought TESSHIAN (105-22) (0-0-
0,181) of Monsters Associated.  WOLVERINE overpowered TESSHIAN in a 1 minute one-
sided match.  And now Beryl and Tesshian are getting together in dark corners
muttering threats.  Never a dull moment.

     BLACKRAZOR (11-4091) (78-158-2,193) of SCARLET KNIGHTS fought LORIS KEY (26-
4706) (32-46-2,170) of GOLDEN CANYON.  BLACKRAZOR handily defeated LORIS KEY in a
crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven duel.  I hear that Blackrazor threatened to "shave
licorice all over the cream pies" for her.  Or maybe it was a promise.  Hard to tell
some days.
     HUMMEL (14-1404) (110-160-7,200) of MIKES fought FINALITY (82-4063) (38-20-
1,207) of SUPERIOR FORCES 3P.  HUMMEL was defeated by FINALITY in an exciting 4
minute gory duel.  Finally defeated?
     CONNOR MACLEOD (11-5532) (81-93-1,194) of SCARLET KNIGHTS II fought PHLASH
PHLUDD (41-1077) (27-24-0,151) of THE STORM FRONT.  CONNOR MACLEOD handily defeated
PHLASH PHLUDD in a 1 minute mismatched competition.  Just washed him away.
     TALISMAN SHIELDGUARD (11-4304) (91-131-0,191) of SCARLET KNIGHTS fought WORKS 4
EVIL EMPIRE (82-3317) (31-12-1,209) of SUPERIOR FATHER.  TALISMAN SHIELDGUARD was
overpowered by WORKS 4 EVIL EMPIRE in a 1 minute bout.  These Evil Empire types are
not to be trifled with.
     GOLDERIE (26-4657) (41-42-1,185) of GOLDEN CANYON fought SANDS (11-4123) (77-
157-3,178) of SCARLET KNIGHTS.  GOLDERIE was devastated by SANDS in an exciting 1
minute one-sided fight.  Golderie told me afterward that what was most devastating
was the sand that ended up in her potatoes au grautin.  I'm not sure I spelled that
correctly.  She said now they are potatoes all gritting.

     VAJRA VALMEJAR (11-4928) (84-100-0,193) of SCARLET KNIGHTS fought GHRYSHAN (105-
25) (0-0-0,181) of Monsters Associated.  VAJRA VALMEJAR viciously subdued GHRYSHAN in
a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody bout.  Definitely the standbys are doing poorly
today.  Of course, that's what they're here for.
     TEEFA (40-2943) (54-45-0,209) of SUPERIOR FORCES fought NIXIE SEASPRITE (11-
4992) (82-92-1,210) of SCARLET KNIGHTS.  TEEFA vanquished NIXIE SEASPRITE in an
action packed 1 minute mismatched bout.  How does one vanquish a seasprite?  Clearly,
salt water won't do it--well, it isn't like she's a trifid, but give us a clue, eh?
You never know when you're going to face an outbreak of seasprites.
     SHADOW OUT OF TIME (41-1622) (33-20-1,218) of THE PLAGUE fought LUKARIAN LAMORAK
(11-4841) (75-114-1,194) of SCARLET KNIGHTS.  SHADOW OUT OF TIME was overpowered by
LUKARIAN LAMORAK in a 1 minute conflict.  So, do we say that the Shadow ran out of
time here?
     GOKU (46-3655) (108-88-2,215) of DRAGONBALL Z fought RHYNIAN ALANDA (105-9) (0-
0-0,200) of Monsters Associated.  GOKU viciously subdued RHYNIAN ALANDA in an
exciting 4 minute bloody battle.  And the fourth and final standby goes down to
defeat.  Advice to everybody, if you meet a standby in a bar tonight, don't accept
any offered drinks.
     THE PINK RANGER (68-9166) (52-40-1,311) of SUPERIOR FORCES X fought MALICE (46-
2336) (46-23-1,257) of SERPENT'S HOLD.  THE PINK RANGER subdued MALICE in a crowd
pleasing 3 minute competition.  There's something poetically pleasing about this.

The challenges:
     WHITE FLAME (52-1807) (20-14-0,125) of PYROMANIA challenged MANDRAKE (68-3259)
(38-34-1,171) of SERPENT'S HOLD.  Up 46.  WHITE FLAME was overpowered by MANDRAKE in
a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.  Reckless.  Or perhaps bold.  Some days it's
hard to tell the difference.
     SIR BARKALOT (41-1461) (27-23-3,135) of DA DOG POWNDAZ challenged SARINA (26-
4220) (36-52-1,142) of GOLDEN CANYON.  Up 7.  SIR BARKALOT was vanquished by SARINA
in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.  If you throw a dog a bone, it totally
distracts him.
     BLYZZ ARD (41-1859) (22-9-4,128) of THE STORM FRONT challenged VAN HELSING (11-
6338) (60-77-1,129) of SCARLET KNIGHTS II.  Up 1.  BLYZZ ARD overpowered VAN HELSING
in an action packed 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.  Froze him out, eh?  Good work.
     DOUGH BERMIN (41-1633) (35-22-3,166) of DA DOG POWNDAZ challenged MAXIMUM EFFORT
(82-11013) (23-21-0,182) of SUPERIOR FORCES 1W.  Up 16 or so.  DOUGH BERMIN viciously
subdued MAXIMUM EFFORT in a 4 minute Challenge match.  I wouldn't have said the
situation called for "vicious," but I wasn't out there on the sands.

     MICHAEL COOPER (4-5943) (38-21-1,195) of SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 challenged ALBINO
DALMATION (41-1672) (35-28-3,196) of DA DOG POWNDAZ.  Up 1.  MICHAEL COOPER slimly
won victory over ALBINO DALMATION in a 2 minute Challenge brawl.  I think it was the
rain, myself.  Albion dalmations are water soluble.
     SKOOBEE DUU (41-1345) (36-38-1,195) of DA DOG POWNDAZ challenged SHERRI (82-
15114) (29-23-1,205) of SUPERIOR FORCES 3201.  Up 10.  SKOOBEE DUU was devastated by
SHERRI in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge contest.  Some people just don't put up with
any "lip" from dogs, you know.  Probably cat fanciers.
     JACKSON (22-6649) (41-16-0,226) of KELLUMBO'S KIDS challenged NAY PALM (52-1439)
(36-18-0,196) of PYROMANIA.  Down 30.  JACKSON demolished NAY PALM in a popular 2
minute gruesome one-sided Challenge melee.  Are we surprised?
     DALLAS (18-6860) (57-42-0,412) of SUPERIOR FORCES 6N challenged DEAD OF WINTER
(41-970) (37-35-2,194) of THE PLAGUE.  Down, whoa!  218 points!  Can this be a case
of "nowhere else to go"?  DALLAS devastated DEAD OF WINTER in a 1 minute mismatched
Challenge fight.  Yes, well, it happens.

For the title:
     VISION (26-1573) (136-54-4,255) of KELLUMBO'S KIDS fought DEATH FOG (45-4017)
(75-32-0,242) of SUPERIOR FORCES.  VISION was viciously subdued by DEATH FOG in a
popular 2 minute brutal Title bout.  This leaves Death Fog--we've been having that in
the early mornings here--as our top gladiator.  Congratulations to Death Fog.  And to
Vision for hanging in there and making a good effort.  And to everyone else who
showed up to fight.

                                      Ardane

THE KING'S SENTINEL           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DEATH FOG 45-4017           76  32  0  291  SUPERIOR FORCES (1030)     STORMCROWE

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DALLAS 18-6860              58  42  0  422  SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (1029)  TALCAMA
 THE PINK RANGER 68-9166     53  40  1  331  SUPERIOR FORCES X (971)    FIREHOLD
 JACKSON 22-6649             42  16  0  247  KELLUMBO'S KIDS (978)      SOLVEN
 GOKU 46-3655               109  88  2  223  DRAGONBALL Z (944)         ARDIVENT
 TEEFA 40-2943               55  45  0  220  SUPERIOR FORCES (538)      ZENSU
 WORKS 4 EVIL EMPIR 82-3317  32  12  1  218  SUPERIOR FATHER (1033)     DWES EG
 SHERRI 82-15114             30  23  1  217  SUPERIOR FORCES 3201 (975) DWES EG
 LUKARIAN LAMORAK 11-4841    76 114  1  215  SCARLET KNIGHTS (902)      ARUAK CITY
 FINALITY 82-4063            39  20  1  215  SUPERIOR FORCES 3P (1035)  DWES EG

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MICHAEL COOPER 4-5943       39  21  1  208  SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 (1028) JHELUM
 VISION 26-1573             136  55  4  207  KELLUMBO'S KIDS (9)        CALEAM
 HUMMEL 14-1404             110 161  7  203  MIKES (831)                TOBIR
 MALICE 46-2336              46  24  1  201  SERPENT'S HOLD (352)       ARDIVENT
 WOLVERINE 66-3871           84 133  7  199  X-FORCE (415)              TARRGIR
 BLACKRAZOR 11-4091          79 158  2  198  SCARLET KNIGHTS (902)      ARUAK CITY
 ALBINO DALMATION 41-1672    35  29  3  198  DA DOG POWNDAZ (311)       KATI-TEI
 VAJRA VALMEJAR 11-4928      85 100  0  196  SCARLET KNIGHTS (902)      ARUAK CITY
 CONNOR MACLEOD 11-5532      82  93  1  196  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (994)   ARUAK CITY
 NAY PALM 52-1439            36  19  0  194  PYROMANIA (360)            FRATSFA
 NIXIE SEASPRITE 11-4992     82  93  1  193  SCARLET KNIGHTS (902)      ARUAK CITY
 SANDS 11-4123               78 157  3  193  SCARLET KNIGHTS (902)      ARUAK CITY
 WARDUKE 11-5930             72  85  3  190  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (994)   ARUAK CITY
 DEAD OF WINTER 41-970       37  36  2  190  THE PLAGUE (231)           KATI-TEI
-MASKED INTRUDER 44-1257     34  23  0  190  DEVIATION (346)            KRILL
-MERRIWEATHER 68-8693        22   6  0  190  SUPERIOR FORCES 2G (991)   FIREHOLD

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TALISMAN SHIELDGUA 11-4304  91 132  0  188  SCARLET KNIGHTS (902)      ARUAK CITY
 SKOOBEE DUU 41-1345         36  39  1  188  DA DOG POWNDAZ (311)       KATI-TEI
 SHADOW OUT OF TIME 41-1622  33  21  1  187  THE PLAGUE (231)           KATI-TEI
-SKITZO FRAY NICK 3-2912     30  18  0  186  STATE OF MIND (392)        OSKSI
 DOUGH BERMIN 41-1633        36  22  3  183  DA DOG POWNDAZ (311)       KATI-TEI

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MAXIMUM EFFORT 82-11013     23  22  0  176  SUPERIOR FORCES 1W (1036)  DWES EG
 MANDRAKE 68-3259            39  34  1  173  SERPENT'S HOLD (468)       FIREHOLD
 GOLDERIE 26-4657            41  43  1  171  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM
 KHORNE SHADOWSPAWN 46-3809  67  81  1  170  RUBY DRAGONS (1006)        ARDIVENT
 LORIS KEY 26-4706           32  47  2  166  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM
 SARINA 26-4220              37  52  1  153  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM
 PHLASH PHLUDD 41-1077       27  25  0  152  THE STORM FRONT (277)      KATI-TEI

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BLYZZ ARD 41-1859           23   9  4  140  THE STORM FRONT (277)      KATI-TEI
 SIR BARKALOT 41-1461        27  24  3  128  DA DOG POWNDAZ (311)       KATI-TEI
 WHITE FLAME 52-1807         20  15  0  128  PYROMANIA (360)            FRATSFA
 VAN HELSING 11-6338         60  78  1  122  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (994)   ARUAK CITY
 DOMINION 22-5043            20  18  0  118  ZOMBIE SQUAD III (703)     SOLVEN
 CLEMMIE 26-4630             34  61  1  110  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-SEREPHIM 22-6713            21   0  1   99  KELLUMBO'S KIDS (978)      SOLVEN

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GO-FER 26-4444              33  55  2   90  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM
-FLESH FLAYER 26-4751        24  11  1   79  ULTRA-VIOLENT (1056)       CALEAM
 SOLARIS 46-3759             38 115  0   76  RUBY DRAGONS (1006)        ARDIVENT
 BELOW XEROE 41-1513         21  17  2   64  THE STORM FRONT (277)      KATI-TEI
-KNEE BREAKER 26-4770        17  12  0   62  ULTRA-VIOLENT (1056)       CALEAM

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Merriweather -- The style match up was not in your favor.  Hopefully your boss won't
dream up some killer new payback strat... -- Shadow Out Of Time

Dough Bermin -- That felt just as good as it did back in 1989....  Welcome Back!!! --
Dead Of Winter

Marma -- You are single-handedly making ADM interesting for me again.  Good to have
you back... -- Reaper

Nay Palm -- Brave challenge. -- The Pink Ranger

Shadow out of Time -- I wouldn't ever downchallenge Manager in an Andorian arena--
unless you can back it up that is. -- Merriweather

Skoobee Duu -- Bleah.  -- Maximum Effort

Goku -- Now, that's what I expected to happen the first time! -- Masked Intruder

Sarina -- Damn... it was looking good there for a moment! -- White Flame

Clemmie -- It's hard teaching an old dog new tricks! -- Sir Barkalot

Maximum Effort -- That effort was closer to mimimum if you ask me.... -- Skoobee Duu

Dead of Winter -- An old Kati-Tei classic!!!  Do you remember if we ever matched up
back in the day and if the result was the same? -- Dough Bermin

Khorne Shadowspawn -- That was fast!  No, it wasn't... yes, it was!!! -- Skitzo Fray
Nick

Jackson -- I was indeed a white dog with red spots!  Could you at least rub my belly?
-- Albino Dalmation

The Pink Ranger -- I was a bit surprised that was as easy for you as it was.  Too
many slipped and twisted parries for my liking!  Till we meet again.... -- Nay Palm

To all entered in the ADM regional tourney -- GOOD LUCK!  Make Andorak proud! --
Marma Duke

Sir Barkalot -- You know, I used to LIKE dogs.  You're encouraging me to rethink
this. -- Clemmie

White Flame -- Shish ka-bob!  Good deal, I'll feel much better about representing
Andorak with a recent win. -- Sarina

Warduke -- You again. -- Loris Key
P.S.  Couldn't you graduate, or at least start training stats?  You've been maxed for
a long time.

Mandrake -- Shouldn't you be Womandrake? -- Golderie

Knee Breaker -- No way!  I'm still using those knees. -- Go-Fer

26 August 09
     There has been a run lately of personals and columns turning up in the wrong
     arenas.  When you email in something, check and make sure you have the correct
     arena number!  It's easy for a finger to slip onto the wrong key.  When the
     receipt comes back, check again to be sure it went where you intended!
     Vigilance is your friend, and mine too. -- the Editor

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DALLAS devastated DEAD OF WINTER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
JACKSON demolished NAY PALM in a popular 2 minute gruesome one-sided Challenge melee.
SKOOBEE DUU was devastated by SHERRI in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
MICHAEL COOPER slimly won victory over ALBINO DALMATION in a 2 minute Challenge brawl.
DOUGH BERMIN viciously subdued MAXIMUM EFFORT in a 4 minute Challenge match.
BLYZZ ARD overpowered VAN HELSING in a action packed 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
SIR BARKALOT was vanquished by SARINA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
WHITE FLAME was overpowered by MANDRAKE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
VISION was viciously subdued by DEATH FOG in a popular 2 minute brutal Title bout.
THE PINK RANGER subdued MALICE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute competition.
GOKU viciously subdued RHYNIAN ALANDA in a exciting 4 minute bloody battle.
SHADOW OUT OF TIME was overpowered by LUKARIAN LAMORAK in a 1 minute conflict.
TEEFA vanquished NIXIE SEASPRITE in a action packed 1 minute mismatched bout.
VAJRA VALMEJAR viciously subdued GHRYSHAN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody bout.
GOLDERIE was devastated by SANDS in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
TALISMAN SHIELDGUARD was overpowered by WORKS 4 EVIL EMPIRE in a 1 minute bout.
CONNOR MACLEOD handily defeated PHLASH PHLUDD in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
HUMMEL was defeated by FINALITY in a exciting 4 minute gory duel.
BLACKRAZOR handily defeated LORIS KEY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven duel.
WOLVERINE overpowered TESSHIAN in a 1 minute one-sided match.
WARDUKE defeated BERYL in a exciting 2 minute gory duel.
KHORNE SHADOWSPAWN vanquished CLEMMIE in a exciting 1 minute gruesome one-sided fight.
DOMINION overpowered GO-FER in a popular 2 minute uneven duel.
SOLARIS slimly won victory over BELOW XEROE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   8         TOTAL PARRY       23 -  17 -  0      58  |
|AIMED BLOW                       7         STRIKING ATTACK   21 -  16 -  1      57  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      5         AIMED BLOW        24 -  19 -  0      56  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  5         PARRY-LUNGE       24 -  22 -  1      52  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      5         LUNGING ATTACK    27 -  26 -  0      51  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         WALL OF STEEL     17 -  20 -  0      46  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         SLASHING ATTACK   20 -  24 -  0      45  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -   7 -  0      42  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         BASHING ATTACK     9 -  16 -  0      36  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   4 -  0      20  |

Turn 514 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     TOTAL PARRY        2 -  3         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      1 -  2         3  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-LUNGE        3 -  2                                       2  PARRY-LUNGE    
SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  2                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    
AIMED BLOW         4 -  3                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  1     
LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  4     
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  2     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       DEATH FOG 45-4017          76  32  0  291 SUPERIOR FORCES (1030)
LUNGING ATTACK   DALLAS 18-6860             58  42  0  422 SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (1029)
TOTAL PARRY      THE PINK RANGER 68-9166    53  40  1  331 SUPERIOR FORCES X (971)
PARRY-LUNGE      TEEFA 40-2943              55  45  0  220 SUPERIOR FORCES (538)
STRIKING ATTACK  WORKS 4 EVIL EMPI 82-3317  32  12  1  218 SUPERIOR FATHER (1033)
SLASHING ATTACK  WOLVERINE 66-3871          84 133  7  199 X-FORCE (415)
WALL OF STEEL    BLACKRAZOR 11-4091         79 158  2  198 SCARLET KNIGHTS (902)
BASHING ATTACK   DOUGH BERMIN 41-1633       36  22  3  183 DA DOG POWNDAZ (311)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    SARINA 26-4220             37  52  1  153 GOLDEN CANYON (741)
PARRY-STRIKE     PHLASH PHLUDD 41-1077      27  25  0  152 THE STORM FRONT (277)

The overall popularity leader is GOKU 46-3655.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was MAXIMUM EFFORT 82-11013.  The ten other most popular fighters were GOKU 46-3655, 
DEATH FOG 45-4017, HUMMEL 14-1404, SHERRI 82-15114, DOUGH BERMIN 41-1633, WARDUKE 
11-5930, DOMINION 22-5043, THE PINK RANGER 68-9166, FINALITY 82-4063, and BELOW XEROE 
41-1513.

The least popular fighter this week was PHLASH PHLUDD 41-1077.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were CLEMMIE 26-4630, LORIS KEY 26-4706, TALISMAN SHIELDGUARD 
11-4304, GOLDERIE 26-4657, NIXIE SEASPRITE 11-4992, SHADOW OUT OF TIME 41-1622, WHITE 
FLAME 52-1807, VAN HELSING 11-6338, DEAD OF WINTER 41-970, and MANDRAKE 68-3259.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
JHELUM(4)            1  0 0  CALEAM(26)           1  5 0  FRATSFA(52)          0  2 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       6  3 0  ZENSU(40)            1  0 0  TARRGIR(66)          1  0 0  
TOBIR(14)            0  1 0  KATI-TEI(41)         2  7 0  FIREHOLD(68)         2  0 0  
TALCAMA(18)          1  0 0  STORMCROWE(45)       1  0 0  DWES EG(82)          3  1 0  
SOLVEN(22)           2  0 0  ARDIVENT(46)         3  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MICHAEL COOPER 4-5943       39  21  1  208  SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 (1028) JHELUM
 LUKARIAN LAMORAK 11-4841    76 114  1  215  SCARLET KNIGHTS (902)      ARUAK CITY
 HUMMEL 14-1404             110 161  7  203  MIKES (831)                TOBIR
 DALLAS 18-6860              58  42  0  422  SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (1029)  TALCAMA
 JACKSON 22-6649             42  16  0  247  KELLUMBO'S KIDS (978)      SOLVEN
 VISION 26-1573             136  55  4  207  KELLUMBO'S KIDS (9)        CALEAM
 TEEFA 40-2943               55  45  0  220  SUPERIOR FORCES (538)      ZENSU
 ALBINO DALMATION 41-1672    35  29  3  198  DA DOG POWNDAZ (311)       KATI-TEI
 DEATH FOG 45-4017           76  32  0  291  SUPERIOR FORCES (1030)     STORMCROWE
 GOKU 46-3655               109  88  2  223  DRAGONBALL Z (944)         ARDIVENT
 NAY PALM 52-1439            36  19  0  194  PYROMANIA (360)            FRATSFA
 WOLVERINE 66-3871           84 133  7  199  X-FORCE (415)              TARRGIR
 THE PINK RANGER 68-9166     53  40  1  331  SUPERIOR FORCES X (971)    FIREHOLD
 WORKS 4 EVIL EMPIR 82-3317  32  12  1  218  SUPERIOR FATHER (1033)     DWES EG