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Date : 07/26/2010 Duedate: 08/07/2010
ANDORAK
DM-105 TURN-536
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 SUPERIOR FAT 82/1033 794 487 3 62.0 ZOMBIE SQUAD III 22/703
SUPERIOR FORCES X 68/971 3 DEATHTONGUE 46/111 670 624 7 51.8
SUPERIOR FORCES 1601 60/1050 4 X-FORCE 66/415 1775 2444 25 42.1
SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 4/1028 DRAGONBALL Z 46/944
SUPERIOR FORCES 25/1058 SCARLET KNIGHTS II 11/994
SUPERIOR FORCES Y4 71/1062 SCARLET KNIGHTS 11/902
2 CHECKMATE 14/427 500 406 6 55.2 RUBY DRAGONS 46/1006
SERPENT'S HOLD 68/468 5 GOLDEN CANYON 26/741 690 1194 10 36.6
SERPENT'S HOLD 46/352 6 MIKES 14/831 424 736 12 36.6
'##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn
WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT
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---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 324): CONFIDENCE of CONSANGUINEOUS (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 650): SERENITY of CANNIBALZ (Hanibal, mgr.)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 650): FLOPEAR of THE DOGHOUSE (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 635): ELDON KREE of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 638): MOHAWK JOE of PIRATE'S COVER (?, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 634): FENELLA JHEN of THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 634): PASCELLA of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 632): ISPEP of RANDOM (?, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 595): CORBIE LEK of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 592): SKITZOID SNOOPY of DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 583): BROTHER JEROME of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 272): CONFLICT of DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 479): YALO TACTSIE of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 225): PETER THE GREAT of DOGS OF WAR (Omega, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 535): GOKU of DRAGONBALL Z (Armalias Skyhawk, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 324): YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 650): BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 650): THE DOGHOUSE (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 635): THE MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 638): KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 634): THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 634): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 632): LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 595): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 592): WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 582): FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 272): DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 479): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 225): DOGS OF WAR (Omega, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 535): SUPERIOR FATHER et al (Manager, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 324): ZILCH of Z GLADIATORS (Z Man, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 650): PAPRIKA PUMA of ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 649): YELLOW DOG of THE DOGHOUSE (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 636): TCHACK LOY of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 583): SNORKY of DEATHTONGUE (Technogeek, mgr.)
(turn 582): RATLER of SERPENT'S HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 479): YALO TACTSIE of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 225): PETER THE GREAT of DOGS OF WAR (Omega, mgr.)
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Alarond the Scribe did a poor job of reporting on this cycle of fights, but
then, he didn't have a lot to work with. Only fourteen fights, it makes me want to
weep. Well, a little bit it makes me feel that way. Not lots. Only one standby,
which is to the good. But only one challenge, which is to the bad, and no avoids at
all. Managers of Andorak, surely you should be paying more attention?
On other fronts, the most movement in the rankings resulted from a fight between
Khorne Shadowspawn and Loris Key. Khorne won and rose twenty-eight points; Loris
lost and dropped thirty-two points. And this was probably the oldest of hats for
both of them. Ah, well. Wolverine, as the only challenged gladiator, was also the
most challenged. Nobody was most avoided. Too much apathy.
Nobody died.
PERFECT SNOTLING (60-8403) (16-4-0,79) of SUPERIOR FORCES 1601 fought TARIN
SHARPEYES (105-3) (0-0-0,100) of Assorted Tentacled Standbys. PERFECT SNOTLING
overpowered TARIN SHARPEYES in a 1 minute mismatched conflict. No surprise here. No
matter how sharp anything is, it can't cut through perfect snot. A hideous thought.
KETTELMAN (26-4749) (27-37-1,56) of GOLDEN CANYON fought SOLARIS (46-3759) (44-
130-0,49) of RUBY DRAGONS. KETTELMAN viciously subdued SOLARIS in an exciting 2
minute bloody battle. Kettelman has been going on about using sun-dried tomatoes in
his soups and stews again, though this is only lightly connected to Solaris, if at
all. Still, he does know his way around a soup pan, so we will hope for the best.
CLEMMIE (26-4630) (40-76-1,160) of GOLDEN CANYON fought BINKLY (46-4115) (25-27-
0,137) of DEATHTONGUE. CLEMMIE was savagely defeated by BINKLY in a 2 minute bloody
competition. Clemmie made some remark, I won't give you the details, about "fast-
rising hot-shots," and then shrieked "Dumplings!" and rushed off to her kitchen.
MICHAEL COOPER (4-5943) (48-33-1,156) of SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 fought VAN HELSING
(11-6338) (68-91-2,155) of SCARLET KNIGHTS II. MICHAEL COOPER was overcome by VAN
HELSING in a popular 1 minute brutal bout. Maybe it was Van Helsing himself, and
maybe it was the garlic. Hard to say. There was a lot of garlic.
BLACKRAZOR (11-4091) (87-171-2,206) of SCARLET KNIGHTS fought WORKS 4 EVIL
EMPIRE (82-3317) (41-24-1,174) of SUPERIOR FATHER. BLACKRAZOR defeated WORKS 4 EVIL
EMPIRE in an exciting 3 minute fight. Shaved him close, in fact. Be sure to check
in with the Infirmarian, Works, because I don't think the Scarlet Knight has washed
that razor in years.
TALISMAN SHIELDGUARD (11-4304) (100-144-0,203) of SCARLET KNIGHTS fought
GOLDERIE (26-4657) (47-58-1,161) of GOLDEN CANYON. TALISMAN SHIELDGUARD defeated
GOLDERIE in an action packed 1 minute duel. Golderie didn't seem in a cooking mood,
Talisman, so let's hope you aren't hungry.
LUKARIAN LAMORAK (11-4841) (83-128-1,194) of SCARLET KNIGHTS fought GLITCH (46-
2798) (28-20-1,156) of SERPENT'S HOLD. LUKARIAN LAMORAK vanquished GLITCH in an
action packed 1 minute uneven duel. There's a glitch in the Commission office that
might benefit from some vanquishment.
LORIS KEY (26-4706) (40-60-2,205) of GOLDEN CANYON fought KHORNE SHADOWSPAWN
(46-3809) (73-96-1,167) of RUBY DRAGONS. LORIS KEY was devastated by KHORNE
SHADOWSPAWN in a 1 minute one-sided competition. After the fight, Loris was heard to
threaten Khorne with a cast iron corn pone pan if he came near her any time in the
next two weeks. I guess this means no cooking.
SARINA (26-4220) (47-63-1,205) of GOLDEN CANYON fought CONNOR MACLEOD (11-5532)
(88-108-2,178) of SCARLET KNIGHTS II. SARINA was bested by CONNOR MACLEOD in a 2
minute match. Looked to me like Sarina was pouting after that fight.
BIKINI LINE (25-4545) (32-33-0,195) of SUPERIOR FORCES fought WARDUKE (11-5930)
(77-101-3,178) of SCARLET KNIGHTS II. BIKINI LINE was bested by WARDUKE in a popular
2 minute duel. I have to say, Warduke doesn't look anything like as good in a
bikini.
DOMINION (22-5043) (31-28-0,189) of ZOMBIE SQUAD III fought SANDS (11-4123) (83-
173-3,184) of SCARLET KNIGHTS. DOMINION overpowered SANDS in a crowd pleasing 1
minute one-sided fight. Beat Sands ON the sands, in fact. Very euphonious.
HUMMEL (14-1404) (122-170-7,205) of MIKES fought NIXIE SEASPRITE (11-4992) (92-
104-1,190) of SCARLET KNIGHTS. HUMMEL was defeated by NIXIE SEASPRITE in a crowd
pleasing 4 minute bloody duel. I suppose this business of losing fights explains
Hummel's continued presence?
The challenge: AIKEN (71-3933) (20-12-0,196) of SUPERIOR FORCES Y4 challenged
WOLVERINE (66-3871) (94-144-7,196) of X-FORCE. Straight across. AIKEN was
devastated by WOLVERINE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight. Oops. But a
worthy try, Aiken.
For the title: GOKU (46-3655) (123-95-2,255) of DRAGONBALL Z fought THE PINK RANGER
(68-9166) (72-42-1,212) of SUPERIOR FORCES X. GOKU viciously subdued THE PINK RANGER
in an action packed 3 minute Title battle. Unfortunate, since we MIGHT have gotten a
column out of Pink, but probably not from Goku. Still congratulations where they are
due.
Ardane
THE KING'S SENTINEL W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
GOKU 46-3655 124 95 2 278 DRAGONBALL Z (944) ARDIVENT
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-MGRWONTHE1STTOGS! 60-8618 37 9 1 258 SUPERIOR FORCES 1601 (1050 ARADI
-MANDRAKE 68-3259 49 39 1 228 SERPENT'S HOLD (468) FIREHOLD
BLACKRAZOR 11-4091 88 171 2 216 SCARLET KNIGHTS (902) ARUAK CITY
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
WOLVERINE 66-3871 95 144 7 210 X-FORCE (415) TARRGIR
TALISMAN SHIELDGUA 11-4304 101 144 0 205 SCARLET KNIGHTS (902) ARUAK CITY
NIXIE SEASPRITE 11-4992 93 104 1 203 SCARLET KNIGHTS (902) ARUAK CITY
THE PINK RANGER 68-9166 72 43 1 203 SUPERIOR FORCES X (971) FIREHOLD
-KALLORE 14-3061 38 17 1 203 CHECKMATE (427) TOBIR
LUKARIAN LAMORAK 11-4841 84 128 1 199 SCARLET KNIGHTS (902) ARUAK CITY
DOMINION 22-5043 32 28 0 199 ZOMBIE SQUAD III (703) SOLVEN
CONNOR MACLEOD 11-5532 89 108 2 195 SCARLET KNIGHTS II (994) ARUAK CITY
WARDUKE 11-5930 78 101 3 195 SCARLET KNIGHTS II (994) ARUAK CITY
KHORNE SHADOWSPAWN 46-3809 74 96 1 195 RUBY DRAGONS (1006) ARDIVENT
HUMMEL 14-1404 122 171 7 193 MIKES (831) TOBIR
AIKEN 71-3933 20 13 0 186 SUPERIOR FORCES Y4 (1062) KYR'TERR
SARINA 26-4220 47 64 1 185 GOLDEN CANYON (741) CALEAM
BIKINI LINE 25-4545 32 34 0 182 SUPERIOR FORCES (1058) LYRATILAN
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
WORKS 4 EVIL EMPIR 82-3317 41 25 1 179 SUPERIOR FATHER (1033) DWES EG
SANDS 11-4123 83 174 3 176 SCARLET KNIGHTS (902) ARUAK CITY
LORIS KEY 26-4706 40 61 2 173 GOLDEN CANYON (741) CALEAM
VAN HELSING 11-6338 69 91 2 170 SCARLET KNIGHTS II (994) ARUAK CITY
GOLDERIE 26-4657 47 59 1 166 GOLDEN CANYON (741) CALEAM
GLITCH 46-2798 28 21 1 156 SERPENT'S HOLD (352) ARDIVENT
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BINKLY 46-4115 26 27 0 155 DEATHTONGUE (111) ARDIVENT
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MICHAEL COOPER 4-5943 48 34 1 150 SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 (1028) JHELUM
CLEMMIE 26-4630 40 77 1 143 GOLDEN CANYON (741) CALEAM
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
PERFECT SNOTLING 60-8403 17 4 0 100 SUPERIOR FORCES 1601 (1050 ARADI
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
KETTELMAN 26-4749 28 37 1 62 GOLDEN CANYON (741) CALEAM
SOLARIS 46-3759 44 131 0 47 RUBY DRAGONS (1006) ARDIVENT
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
My name really isn't that hard to pronounce. Try it: "Manager Won The 1st TOGS!"
It's only seven syllables. It's just what happens when there's no spaces. Blame
the commission for not allowing longer names. -- MgrWonThe1stTOGS!
Jorja -- True, but then maybe they'll happen to randomly read the newsletter, even if
they aren't reading their turns. :P -- Manager
One can hope. -- Ardane the not-optimistic
Nixie Seasprite -- I'm not gonna cook seafood for you, whichever of us won. (pause
to turn over the page) And since *I* won, I'm twice not going to do it. I have
fish, and the idea of clams or (shudder) oysters just makes me nauseous. -- Sarina
Ardane -- I think Kettelman SHOULD make that squid stew you mentioned, and YOU should
be chopped up in it. -- Sarina the Slim
Perhaps it's the padding under the armor?
Sands -- I've given it thought, and while they aren't QUITE up my line, I could do
pecan sandies. Or, hey! I could take pecan sandies and crumble them like a graham
cracker crust for a chocolate pie! Yeah, that would be good. I'll do that. -- Loris
Key
Lukarian Lamorak -- Good gods, man, you can't SERIOUSLY think I'm going to cook
loons? -- Golderie
Connor Macleod -- You can have oatmeal, but I'm not making anything stranger. Not...
haggis, for example. -- Clemmie
Shinorr -- Octopus chowder? I don't think so! -- Kettelman
Ardane -- If it was you who started that rumor about "squid stew," I will GET you. --
Kettelman
Gods, no! I can't stand the stuff. I think it's someone down in Darkholm who
makes it. -- Ardane
26 July 2010
Some managers have attempted to send personals and columns to hal, and hal has
been refusing to acknowledge their content. I don't know what hal's problem is,
specifically, but for best success, send PLAIN TEXT (dot txt) in the body of the
email. Not attachments. Thank you. -- the Editor
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
AIKEN was devastated by WOLVERINE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
GOKU viciously subdued THE PINK RANGER in a action packed 3 minute Title battle.
HUMMEL was defeated by NIXIE SEASPRITE in a crowd pleasing 4 minute bloody duel.
DOMINION overpowered SANDS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight.
BIKINI LINE was bested by WARDUKE in a popular 2 minute duel.
SARINA was bested by CONNOR MACLEOD in a 2 minute match.
LORIS KEY was devastated by KHORNE SHADOWSPAWN in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
LUKARIAN LAMORAK vanquished GLITCH in a action packed 1 minute uneven duel.
TALISMAN SHIELDGUARD defeated GOLDERIE in a action packed 1 minute duel.
BLACKRAZOR defeated WORKS 4 EVIL EMPIRE in a exciting 3 minute fight.
MICHAEL COOPER was overcome by VAN HELSING in a popular 1 minute brutal bout.
CLEMMIE was savagely defeated by BINKLY in a 2 minute bloody competition.
KETTELMAN viciously subdued SOLARIS in a exciting 2 minute bloody battle.
PERFECT SNOTLING overpowered TARIN SHARPEYES in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 6 PARRY-STRIKE 7 - 3 - 0 70 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 4 LUNGING ATTACK 34 - 19 - 0 64 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 4 AIMED BLOW 43 - 29 - 0 60 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 3 TOTAL PARRY 15 - 12 - 0 56 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 6 - 5 - 0 55 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 PARRY-LUNGE 15 - 22 - 0 41 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 SLASHING ATTACK 16 - 24 - 0 40 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 WALL OF STEEL 9 - 14 - 0 39 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 STRIKING ATTACK 12 - 19 - 0 39 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 BASHING ATTACK 3 - 8 - 0 27 |
Turn 536 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 3 3 AIMED BLOW
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 3 LUNGING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 2 WALL OF STEEL
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 1 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 2 1 SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 1 1 TOTAL PARRY
AIMED BLOW 3 - 3 1 PARRY-STRIKE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW GOKU 46-3655 124 95 2 278 DRAGONBALL Z (944)
WALL OF STEEL BLACKRAZOR 11-4091 88 171 2 216 SCARLET KNIGHTS (902)
SLASHING ATTACK WOLVERINE 66-3871 95 144 7 210 X-FORCE (415)
LUNGING ATTACK TALISMAN SHIELDGU 11-4304 101 144 0 205 SCARLET KNIGHTS (902)
TOTAL PARRY THE PINK RANGER 68-9166 72 43 1 203 SUPERIOR FORCES X (971)
PARRY-STRIKE DOMINION 22-5043 32 28 0 199 ZOMBIE SQUAD III (703)
PARRY-LUNGE CONNOR MACLEOD 11-5532 89 108 2 195 SCARLET KNIGHTS II (994)
STRIKING ATTACK KHORNE SHADOWSPAW 46-3809 74 96 1 195 RUBY DRAGONS (1006)
PARRY-RIPOSTE SARINA 26-4220 47 64 1 185 GOLDEN CANYON (741)
BASHING ATTACK CLEMMIE 26-4630 40 77 1 143 GOLDEN CANYON (741)
The overall popularity leader is GOKU 46-3655. The most popular warrior this turn
was GOKU 46-3655. The ten other most popular fighters were HUMMEL 14-1404, KETTELMAN
26-4749, WORKS 4 EVIL EMPIRE 82-3317, TALISMAN SHIELDGUARD 11-4304, BLACKRAZOR
11-4091, NIXIE SEASPRITE 11-4992, WARDUKE 11-5930, THE PINK RANGER 68-9166, CONNOR
MACLEOD 11-5532, and LUKARIAN LAMORAK 11-4841.
The least popular fighter this week was GLITCH 46-2798. The other ten least popular
fighters were AIKEN 71-3933, MICHAEL COOPER 4-5943, GOLDERIE 26-4657, LORIS KEY
26-4706, SANDS 11-4123, PERFECT SNOTLING 60-8403, CLEMMIE 26-4630, WOLVERINE 66-3871,
SOLARIS 46-3759, and SARINA 26-4220.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
JHELUM(4) 0 1 0 LYRATILAN(25) 0 1 0 TARRGIR(66) 1 0 0
ARUAK CITY(11) 7 1 0 CALEAM(26) 1 4 0 FIREHOLD(68) 0 1 0
TOBIR(14) 0 1 0 ARDIVENT(46) 3 2 0 KYR'TERR(71) 0 1 0
SOLVEN(22) 1 0 0 ARADI(60) 1 0 0 DWES EG(82) 0 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MICHAEL COOPER 4-5943 48 34 1 150 SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 (1028) JHELUM
BLACKRAZOR 11-4091 88 171 2 216 SCARLET KNIGHTS (902) ARUAK CITY
HUMMEL 14-1404 122 171 7 193 MIKES (831) TOBIR
DOMINION 22-5043 32 28 0 199 ZOMBIE SQUAD III (703) SOLVEN
BIKINI LINE 25-4545 32 34 0 182 SUPERIOR FORCES (1058) LYRATILAN
SARINA 26-4220 47 64 1 185 GOLDEN CANYON (741) CALEAM
GOKU 46-3655 124 95 2 278 DRAGONBALL Z (944) ARDIVENT
PERFECT SNOTLING 60-8403 17 4 0 100 SUPERIOR FORCES 1601 (1050 ARADI
WOLVERINE 66-3871 95 144 7 210 X-FORCE (415) TARRGIR
THE PINK RANGER 68-9166 72 43 1 203 SUPERIOR FORCES X (971) FIREHOLD
AIKEN 71-3933 20 13 0 186 SUPERIOR FORCES Y4 (1062) KYR'TERR
WORKS 4 EVIL EMPIR 82-3317 41 25 1 179 SUPERIOR FATHER (1033) DWES EG