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Date : 11/01/2010 Duedate: 11/13/2010
ANDORAK
DM-105 TURN-543
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 SUPERIOR FAT 82/1033 814 504 3 61.8 ZOMBIE SQUAD III 22/703
SUPERIOR FORCES X 68/971 3 X-FORCE 66/415 1810 2493 27 42.1
SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 4/1028 DRAGONBALL Z 46/944
SUPERIOR FORCES 1601 60/1050 SCARLET KNIGHTS II 11/994
SUPERIOR FORCES Y4 71/1062 SCARLET KNIGHTS 11/902
SUPERIOR FORCES 25/1058 RUBY DRAGONS 46/1006
2 CHECKMATE 14/427 517 411 6 55.7 4 MIKES 14/831 429 738 13 36.8
SERPENT'S HOLD 68/468 5 GOLDEN CANYON 26/741 705 1214 10 36.7
SERPENT'S HOLD 46/352
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WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT
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---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 328): ZITHER of Z GLADIATORS (Z-Man, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 657): EQUALIZER of CANNIBALZ (Hannibal, mgr.)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 657): TIPPI TURTLE of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 642): LUGER of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 645): COLIN POOLE of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 641): THE LEAD PIPE of GOTTA GET A CLUE (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 641): PASCELLA of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 639): HIPS of HER BEST ASSETS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 602): EARTH of CAPTAIN PLANET (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 599): ANGEL OF ARKHAM of THE PLAGUE (Reaper, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 590): BROTHER JEROME of FANDILS (Fandil, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 275): POSITION IS EMPTY
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 485): BONNIE BARROW of BAD GIRLS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 229): DANNY HEATLEY of OTTAWA SENATORS (?, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 542): MGRWONTHE1STTOGS! of SUPERIOR FORCES 1601 (Manager, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 328): SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 657): BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 657): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 642): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr,(
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 645): KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 641): DARK FORCES (The Walkin' Dude, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 641): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 639): RED DOG GANG (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 602): CAPTAIN PLANET (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 599): WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 590): DEATHTONGUE (Technogeek, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 275): PYROMANIA (Marma Duke, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 485): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 229): NEW YORK (?, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 542): SUPERIOR FATHER et al (Manager, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 327): DEAD LEE of YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 657): RED HEAD of COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
(turn 656): MINUTE STEAK of BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
BLACK BEE of ANIMAL FARM (Minos, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 639): HIPS of HER BEST ASSETS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 599): ANGEL OF ARKHAM of THE PLAGUE (Reaper, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 590): BROTHER JEROME of FANDILS (Fandil, mgr.)
THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
Reflections by the King's Sentinel
Hello Andorak!
It is an honor to be King's Sentinel. But I need to take a break after the
tourney. Hopefully I have a TV to show for my efforts.
Speaking of tourneys, can you believe that the arena announcer complains about
pronouncing my name? My name is spelled funny, but it really isn't hard to
pronounce: "Manager Won The First TOGS!" C'mon everyone, say it again: "Manager Won
The First TOGS!" See was it that bad?
-- MgrWonThe1stTOGS!
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
The sages err'd not in their foretelling of a god descending upon ANDORAK, for
I, Novgorodny Vir, have returned! Practice pays for BLACKRAZOR, who pummelled
DOMINION, to pocket 24 points. Win some, lose some. Speaking of which, BLACKRAZOR
was winsome, after beating DOMINION and seeing him lose 21 points. A certain someone
saw MGRWONTHE1STTOGS! at The Crimson Eagle with the shakes, and now he fails to show
up to defend his throne. What a pathetic slob! What can be a greater victory?
GLITCH has taken hers place as the top, as ANDORAK's new Duelmaster. So who was the
warrior seen charging into immovable walls and challenging dead trees? Someone's got
a basic problem...
So much to report, so little time! To quell some nasty rumors, the guys in
SUPERIOR FORCES 1601 are not carrying any incurable diseases. No need to avoid 'em.
Like a pup with its tail between its legs, SERPENT'S HOLD scurried away from SUPERIOR
FORCES 1601. Oh, the shame! Is it charming personality? Conversational abilities?
Good oral hygiene? Whatever it is, SANDS is the most challenged warrior.
Is there life after death? Pragmatics (and warriors) know there is death after
life! Questions are being raised about the disposing of severed body parts in the
arena. A certain tavern in ANDORAK would I avoid!
Leave me now, you base fools! As if buffeted by forces of nature beyond my
control, I must take my leave of this place. Like a mixed metaphor, and an overtaxed
simile, I now bid ANDORAK farewell-- Novgorodny Vir
THE KING'S SENTINEL W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
GLITCH 46-2798 34 22 1 238 SERPENT'S HOLD (352) ARDIVENT
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-MGRWONTHE1STTOGS! 60-8618 38 9 1 266 SUPERIOR FORCES 1601 (1050 ARADI
MANDRAKE 68-3259 53 40 1 234 SERPENT'S HOLD (468) FIREHOLD
-THE PINK RANGER 68-9166 76 44 1 233 SUPERIOR FORCES X (971) FIREHOLD
TALISMAN SHIELDGUA 11-4304 106 146 0 222 SCARLET KNIGHTS (902) ARUAK CITY
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
GOKU 46-3655 128 98 2 206 DRAGONBALL Z (944) ARDIVENT
KALLORE 14-3061 40 18 1 205 CHECKMATE (427) TOBIR
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
AIKEN 71-3933 24 16 0 203 SUPERIOR FORCES Y4 (1062) KYR'TERR
WOLVERINE 66-3871 98 148 8 202 X-FORCE (415) TARRGIR
HUMMEL 14-1404 127 173 8 201 MIKES (831) TOBIR
BLACKRAZOR 11-4091 91 175 2 201 SCARLET KNIGHTS (902) ARUAK CITY
NIXIE SEASPRITE 11-4992 97 107 1 198 SCARLET KNIGHTS (902) ARUAK CITY
SARINA 26-4220 49 69 1 193 GOLDEN CANYON (741) CALEAM
MICHAEL COOPER 4-5943 52 37 1 190 SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 (1028) JHELUM
LORIS KEY 26-4706 42 66 2 190 GOLDEN CANYON (741) CALEAM
KHORNE SHADOWSPAWN 46-3809 75 102 1 188 RUBY DRAGONS (1006) ARDIVENT
GOLDERIE 26-4657 51 62 1 186 GOLDEN CANYON (741) CALEAM
-WORKS 4 EVIL EMPIR 82-3317 43 29 1 185 SUPERIOR FATHER (1033) DWES EG
BIKINI LINE 25-4545 34 39 0 185 SUPERIOR FORCES (1058) LYRATILAN
LUKARIAN LAMORAK 11-4841 88 131 1 184 SCARLET KNIGHTS (902) ARUAK CITY
DOMINION 22-5043 37 30 0 184 ZOMBIE SQUAD III (703) SOLVEN
VAN HELSING 11-6338 71 96 2 183 SCARLET KNIGHTS II (994) ARUAK CITY
CONNOR MACLEOD 11-5532 94 110 2 182 SCARLET KNIGHTS II (994) ARUAK CITY
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
PERFECT SNOTLING 60-8403 20 5 0 174 SUPERIOR FORCES 1601 (1050 ARADI
WARDUKE 11-5930 79 107 4 158 SCARLET KNIGHTS II (994) ARUAK CITY
SANDS 11-4123 86 178 3 155 SCARLET KNIGHTS (902) ARUAK CITY
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CLEMMIE 26-4630 41 83 1 130 GOLDEN CANYON (741) CALEAM
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
KETTELMAN 26-4749 34 38 1 81 GOLDEN CANYON (741) CALEAM
SOLARIS 46-3759 44 138 0 43 RUBY DRAGONS (1006) ARDIVENT
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
So, the tourney will have run by the time this newsletter prints. I wonder whether
it will affect us? Not today, but eventually, perhaps when the Split follows? --
Jorja, Golden Canyon
Works 4 Evil Empire -- I hear your long-term benefits aren't all that good? I knew
someone (else) who worked for an Evil Empire once. He made a total MESS in the
kitchen. Not just dirty dishes, mind you, but spoiled food, mice, bugs, the whole
works. He said it was the way Evil Minions did stuff. So I hit him. Unfortunately
(for him) I happened to be holding a cleaver at the time, and I clove him, then had
to take it on the lam. -- Sarina
Hummel -- Oh, gods, don't tell me it's time for FRUIT CAKE again? I can't face it.
-- Golderie
P.S. Okay, I can face, if there's enough rum in it.
Michael Cooper -- Odd, you make me think of... eggs. I don't know why. Maybe of
meringue. Chocolate silk pie with meringue? Mocha chocolate pie with meringue?
Hmm. Let me do some experiments and get back to you on this. -- Loris Key
P.S. And I don't even LIKE meringue.
Warduke -- Listen, after a fight like that, I don't have the energy to cook. How
about brats and buns? -- Clemmie
Solaris -- It seems a strange fate that we should meet again and again to the same
end. Mind you, I'm not complaining, I may actually achieve a winning record if this
keeps up long enough. But it's... no, I guess it isn't odd so much as a symptom of a
small arena. Ah, well. -- Kettelman
Khalli -- Well, you couldn't really call it COOKING in the stands. At least, I don't
think so. It's just brats. Caramel corn. Coffee. The simple stuff. Just things
we can heat and serve, not really COOKING. -- Sarina
Khalli -- Nonsense. It's well known that chocolate only distracts women, and we
didn't fight any women this time. We're just, um, trying to avoid booing and hissing
from the fans by keeping their big mouths full. -- Loris Key
Khalli -- Well, I was supposed to be paying attention better, too. -- Clemmie
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
PERFECT SNOTLING devastated SANDS in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
TALISMAN SHIELDGUARD handily defeated LORIS KEY in a 1 minute one-sided match.
MANDRAKE outwaited HUMMEL in a crowd pleasing 7 minute gory brawl.
SARINA was overpowered by GOKU in a 1 minute mismatched match.
GLITCH bested KHORNE SHADOWSPAWN in a popular 1 minute Title duel.
DOMINION was bested by BLACKRAZOR in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bloody match.
BIKINI LINE was defeated by WOLVERINE in a action packed 3 minute gruesome melee.
KALLORE won victory over NIXIE SEASPRITE in a popular 3 minute duel.
GOLDERIE won victory over WARDUKE in a popular 2 minute duel.
VAN HELSING was defeated by MICHAEL COOPER in a 2 minute match.
LUKARIAN LAMORAK was handily defeated by AIKEN in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
CONNOR MACLEOD demolished CLEMMIE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched competition.
SOLARIS was demolished by KETTELMAN in a 2 minute mismatched match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 6 PARRY-STRIKE 7 - 3 - 0 70 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 4 LUNGING ATTACK 23 - 12 - 0 66 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 4 AIMED BLOW 36 - 26 - 0 58 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 4 PARRY-LUNGE 21 - 19 - 1 53 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 STRIKING ATTACK 15 - 14 - 0 52 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 WALL OF STEEL 10 - 10 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 5 - 7 - 0 42 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 SLASHING ATTACK 15 - 25 - 2 38 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 TOTAL PARRY 5 - 13 - 0 28 |
|TOTAL PARRY 1 BASHING ATTACK 2 - 9 - 0 18 |
Turn 543 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 3 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 3 4 AIMED BLOW
LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 3 LUNGING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 4 - 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 1 TOTAL PARRY
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 1 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 1 1 PARRY-LUNGE
1 WALL OF STEEL
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK GLITCH 46-2798 34 22 1 238 SERPENT'S HOLD (352)
AIMED BLOW MANDRAKE 68-3259 53 40 1 234 SERPENT'S HOLD (468)
SLASHING ATTACK WOLVERINE 66-3871 98 148 8 202 X-FORCE (415)
PARRY-LUNGE HUMMEL 14-1404 127 173 8 201 MIKES (831)
WALL OF STEEL BLACKRAZOR 11-4091 91 175 2 201 SCARLET KNIGHTS (902)
PARRY-RIPOSTE SARINA 26-4220 49 69 1 193 GOLDEN CANYON (741)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK KHORNE SHADOWSPAW 46-3809 75 102 1 188 RUBY DRAGONS (1006)
PARRY-STRIKE DOMINION 22-5043 37 30 0 184 ZOMBIE SQUAD III (703)
BASHING ATTACK CLEMMIE 26-4630 41 83 1 130 GOLDEN CANYON (741)
TOTAL PARRY SOLARIS 46-3759 44 138 0 43 RUBY DRAGONS (1006)
The overall popularity leader is GOKU 46-3655. The most popular warrior this turn
was HUMMEL 14-1404. The ten other most popular fighters were MANDRAKE 68-3259,
WOLVERINE 66-3871, PERFECT SNOTLING 60-8403, BLACKRAZOR 11-4091, BIKINI LINE 25-4545,
KALLORE 14-3061, GOLDERIE 26-4657, KETTELMAN 26-4749, DOMINION 22-5043, and NIXIE
SEASPRITE 11-4992.
The least popular fighter this week was SARINA 26-4220. The other ten least popular
fighters were LORIS KEY 26-4706, SOLARIS 46-3759, CLEMMIE 26-4630, LUKARIAN LAMORAK
11-4841, KHORNE SHADOWSPAWN 46-3809, TALISMAN SHIELDGUARD 11-4304, SANDS 11-4123,
CONNOR MACLEOD 11-5532, GLITCH 46-2798, and GOKU 46-3655.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
JHELUM(4) 1 0 0 LYRATILAN(25) 0 1 0 TARRGIR(66) 1 0 0
ARUAK CITY(11) 3 5 0 CALEAM(26) 2 3 0 FIREHOLD(68) 1 0 0
TOBIR(14) 1 1 0 ARDIVENT(46) 2 2 0 KYR'TERR(71) 1 0 0
SOLVEN(22) 0 1 0 ARADI(60) 1 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MICHAEL COOPER 4-5943 52 37 1 190 SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 (1028) JHELUM
TALISMAN SHIELDGUA 11-4304 106 146 0 222 SCARLET KNIGHTS (902) ARUAK CITY
KALLORE 14-3061 40 18 1 205 CHECKMATE (427) TOBIR
DOMINION 22-5043 37 30 0 184 ZOMBIE SQUAD III (703) SOLVEN
BIKINI LINE 25-4545 34 39 0 185 SUPERIOR FORCES (1058) LYRATILAN
SARINA 26-4220 49 69 1 193 GOLDEN CANYON (741) CALEAM
GLITCH 46-2798 34 22 1 238 SERPENT'S HOLD (352) ARDIVENT
PERFECT SNOTLING 60-8403 20 5 0 174 SUPERIOR FORCES 1601 (1050 ARADI
WOLVERINE 66-3871 98 148 8 202 X-FORCE (415) TARRGIR
MANDRAKE 68-3259 53 40 1 234 SERPENT'S HOLD (468) FIREHOLD
AIKEN 71-3933 24 16 0 203 SUPERIOR FORCES Y4 (1062) KYR'TERR