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Date   : 11/01/2010    Duedate: 11/13/2010

ANDORAK

DM-105    TURN-543

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 SUPERIOR FAT 82/1033  814  504  3 61.8      ZOMBIE SQUAD III 22/703               
    SUPERIOR FORCES X 68/971                  3 X-FORCE 66/415       1810 2493 27 42.1
    SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 4/1028                  DRAGONBALL Z 46/944                   
    SUPERIOR FORCES 1601 60/1050                SCARLET KNIGHTS II 11/994             
    SUPERIOR FORCES Y4 71/1062                  SCARLET KNIGHTS 11/902                
    SUPERIOR FORCES 25/1058                     RUBY DRAGONS 46/1006                  
  2 CHECKMATE 14/427      517  411  6 55.7    4 MIKES 14/831          429  738 13 36.8
    SERPENT'S HOLD 68/468                     5 GOLDEN CANYON 26/741  705 1214 10 36.7
    SERPENT'S HOLD 46/352                 

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                                  WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 328): ZITHER of Z GLADIATORS (Z-Man, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 657): EQUALIZER of CANNIBALZ (Hannibal, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 657): TIPPI TURTLE of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 642): LUGER of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 645): COLIN POOLE of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 641): THE LEAD PIPE of GOTTA GET A CLUE (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 641): PASCELLA of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 639): HIPS of HER BEST ASSETS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 602): EARTH of CAPTAIN PLANET (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 599): ANGEL OF ARKHAM of THE PLAGUE (Reaper, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 590): BROTHER JEROME of FANDILS (Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 275): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 485): BONNIE BARROW of BAD GIRLS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 229): DANNY HEATLEY of OTTAWA SENATORS (?, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 542): MGRWONTHE1STTOGS! of SUPERIOR FORCES 1601 (Manager, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 328): SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 657): BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 657): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 642): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr,(
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 645): KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 641): DARK FORCES (The Walkin' Dude, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 641): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 639): RED DOG GANG (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 602): CAPTAIN PLANET (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 599): WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 590): DEATHTONGUE (Technogeek, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 275): PYROMANIA (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 485): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 229): NEW YORK (?, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 542): SUPERIOR FATHER et al (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 327): DEAD LEE of YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 657): RED HEAD of COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
                   (turn 656): MINUTE STEAK of BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
                               BLACK BEE of ANIMAL FARM (Minos, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 639): HIPS of HER BEST ASSETS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 599): ANGEL OF ARKHAM of THE PLAGUE (Reaper, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 590): BROTHER JEROME of FANDILS (Fandil, mgr.)

                                 THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
                          Reflections by the King's Sentinel

Hello Andorak!

     It is an honor to be King's Sentinel.  But I need to take a break after the
tourney.  Hopefully I have a TV to show for my efforts.
     Speaking of tourneys, can you believe that the arena announcer complains about
pronouncing my name?  My name is spelled funny, but it really isn't hard to
pronounce: "Manager Won The First TOGS!"  C'mon everyone, say it again: "Manager Won
The First TOGS!"  See was it that bad?

-- MgrWonThe1stTOGS!

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     The sages err'd not in their foretelling of a god descending upon ANDORAK, for 
I, Novgorodny Vir, have returned!  Practice pays for BLACKRAZOR, who pummelled 
DOMINION, to pocket 24 points.  Win some, lose some.  Speaking of which, BLACKRAZOR 
was winsome, after beating DOMINION and seeing him lose 21 points.  A certain someone 
saw MGRWONTHE1STTOGS! at The Crimson Eagle with the shakes, and now he fails to show 
up to defend his throne.  What a pathetic slob!  What can be a greater victory?  
GLITCH has taken hers place as the top, as ANDORAK's new Duelmaster.  So who was the 
warrior seen charging into immovable walls and challenging dead trees?  Someone's got 
a basic problem...   
     So much to report, so little time!  To quell some nasty rumors, the guys in 
SUPERIOR FORCES 1601 are not carrying any incurable diseases.  No need to avoid 'em.  
Like a pup with its tail between its legs, SERPENT'S HOLD scurried away from SUPERIOR 
FORCES 1601.  Oh, the shame!  Is it charming personality?  Conversational abilities?  
Good oral hygiene?  Whatever it is, SANDS is the most challenged warrior.   
     Is there life after death?  Pragmatics (and warriors) know there is death after 
life!  Questions are being raised about the disposing of severed body parts in the 
arena.  A certain tavern in ANDORAK would I avoid!   
     Leave me now, you base fools!  As if buffeted by forces of nature beyond my 
control, I must take my leave of this place.  Like a mixed metaphor, and an overtaxed 
simile, I now bid ANDORAK farewell-- Novgorodny Vir  

THE KING'S SENTINEL           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GLITCH 46-2798              34  22  1  238  SERPENT'S HOLD (352)       ARDIVENT

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-MGRWONTHE1STTOGS! 60-8618   38   9  1  266  SUPERIOR FORCES 1601 (1050 ARADI
 MANDRAKE 68-3259            53  40  1  234  SERPENT'S HOLD (468)       FIREHOLD
-THE PINK RANGER 68-9166     76  44  1  233  SUPERIOR FORCES X (971)    FIREHOLD
 TALISMAN SHIELDGUA 11-4304 106 146  0  222  SCARLET KNIGHTS (902)      ARUAK CITY

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GOKU 46-3655               128  98  2  206  DRAGONBALL Z (944)         ARDIVENT
 KALLORE 14-3061             40  18  1  205  CHECKMATE (427)            TOBIR

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 AIKEN 71-3933               24  16  0  203  SUPERIOR FORCES Y4 (1062)  KYR'TERR
 WOLVERINE 66-3871           98 148  8  202  X-FORCE (415)              TARRGIR
 HUMMEL 14-1404             127 173  8  201  MIKES (831)                TOBIR
 BLACKRAZOR 11-4091          91 175  2  201  SCARLET KNIGHTS (902)      ARUAK CITY
 NIXIE SEASPRITE 11-4992     97 107  1  198  SCARLET KNIGHTS (902)      ARUAK CITY
 SARINA 26-4220              49  69  1  193  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM
 MICHAEL COOPER 4-5943       52  37  1  190  SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 (1028) JHELUM
 LORIS KEY 26-4706           42  66  2  190  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM
 KHORNE SHADOWSPAWN 46-3809  75 102  1  188  RUBY DRAGONS (1006)        ARDIVENT
 GOLDERIE 26-4657            51  62  1  186  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM
-WORKS 4 EVIL EMPIR 82-3317  43  29  1  185  SUPERIOR FATHER (1033)     DWES EG
 BIKINI LINE 25-4545         34  39  0  185  SUPERIOR FORCES (1058)     LYRATILAN
 LUKARIAN LAMORAK 11-4841    88 131  1  184  SCARLET KNIGHTS (902)      ARUAK CITY
 DOMINION 22-5043            37  30  0  184  ZOMBIE SQUAD III (703)     SOLVEN
 VAN HELSING 11-6338         71  96  2  183  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (994)   ARUAK CITY
 CONNOR MACLEOD 11-5532      94 110  2  182  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (994)   ARUAK CITY

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PERFECT SNOTLING 60-8403    20   5  0  174  SUPERIOR FORCES 1601 (1050 ARADI
 WARDUKE 11-5930             79 107  4  158  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (994)   ARUAK CITY
 SANDS 11-4123               86 178  3  155  SCARLET KNIGHTS (902)      ARUAK CITY

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CLEMMIE 26-4630             41  83  1  130  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KETTELMAN 26-4749           34  38  1   81  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM
 SOLARIS 46-3759             44 138  0   43  RUBY DRAGONS (1006)        ARDIVENT

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

So, the tourney will have run by the time this newsletter prints.  I wonder whether
it will affect us?  Not today, but eventually, perhaps when the Split follows? --
Jorja, Golden Canyon

Works 4 Evil Empire -- I hear your long-term benefits aren't all that good?  I knew
someone (else) who worked for an Evil Empire once.  He made a total MESS in the
kitchen.  Not just dirty dishes, mind you, but spoiled food, mice, bugs, the whole
works.  He said it was the way Evil Minions did stuff.  So I hit him.  Unfortunately
(for him) I happened to be holding a cleaver at the time, and I clove him, then had
to take it on the lam. -- Sarina

Hummel -- Oh, gods, don't tell me it's time for FRUIT CAKE again?  I can't face it.
-- Golderie
P.S.  Okay, I can face, if there's enough rum in it.

Michael Cooper -- Odd, you make me think of... eggs.  I don't know why.  Maybe of
meringue.  Chocolate silk pie with meringue?  Mocha chocolate pie with meringue?
Hmm.  Let me do some experiments and get back to you on this. -- Loris Key
P.S.  And I don't even LIKE meringue.

Warduke -- Listen, after a fight like that, I don't have the energy to cook.  How
 about brats and buns? -- Clemmie

Solaris -- It seems a strange fate that we should meet again and again to the same
end.  Mind you, I'm not complaining, I may actually achieve a winning record if this
keeps up long enough.  But it's... no, I guess it isn't odd so much as a symptom of a
small arena.  Ah, well. -- Kettelman

Khalli -- Well, you couldn't really call it COOKING in the stands.  At least, I don't
think so.  It's just brats.  Caramel corn.  Coffee.  The simple stuff.  Just things
we can heat and serve, not really COOKING. -- Sarina

Khalli -- Nonsense.  It's well known that chocolate only distracts women, and we
didn't fight any women this time.  We're just, um, trying to avoid booing and hissing
from the fans by keeping their big mouths full. -- Loris Key

Khalli -- Well, I was supposed to be paying attention better, too. -- Clemmie

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

PERFECT SNOTLING devastated SANDS in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
TALISMAN SHIELDGUARD handily defeated LORIS KEY in a 1 minute one-sided match.
MANDRAKE outwaited HUMMEL in a crowd pleasing 7 minute gory brawl.
SARINA was overpowered by GOKU in a 1 minute mismatched match.
GLITCH bested KHORNE SHADOWSPAWN in a popular 1 minute Title duel.
DOMINION was bested by BLACKRAZOR in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bloody match.
BIKINI LINE was defeated by WOLVERINE in a action packed 3 minute gruesome melee.
KALLORE won victory over NIXIE SEASPRITE in a popular 3 minute duel.
GOLDERIE won victory over WARDUKE in a popular 2 minute duel.
VAN HELSING was defeated by MICHAEL COOPER in a 2 minute match.
LUKARIAN LAMORAK was handily defeated by AIKEN in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
CONNOR MACLEOD demolished CLEMMIE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched competition.
SOLARIS was demolished by KETTELMAN in a 2 minute mismatched match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       6         PARRY-STRIKE       7 -   3 -  0      70  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      4         LUNGING ATTACK    23 -  12 -  0      66  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         AIMED BLOW        36 -  26 -  0      58  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  4         PARRY-LUNGE       21 -  19 -  1      53  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         STRIKING ATTACK   15 -  14 -  0      52  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         WALL OF STEEL     10 -  10 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -   7 -  0      42  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         SLASHING ATTACK   15 -  25 -  2      38  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         TOTAL PARRY        5 -  13 -  0      28  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         BASHING ATTACK     2 -   9 -  0      18  |

Turn 543 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        3 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  3         4  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         4 -  2     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         1  TOTAL PARRY    
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  1         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   GLITCH 46-2798             34  22  1  238 SERPENT'S HOLD (352)
AIMED BLOW       MANDRAKE 68-3259           53  40  1  234 SERPENT'S HOLD (468)
SLASHING ATTACK  WOLVERINE 66-3871          98 148  8  202 X-FORCE (415)
PARRY-LUNGE      HUMMEL 14-1404            127 173  8  201 MIKES (831)
WALL OF STEEL    BLACKRAZOR 11-4091         91 175  2  201 SCARLET KNIGHTS (902)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    SARINA 26-4220             49  69  1  193 GOLDEN CANYON (741)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  KHORNE SHADOWSPAW 46-3809  75 102  1  188 RUBY DRAGONS (1006)
PARRY-STRIKE     DOMINION 22-5043           37  30  0  184 ZOMBIE SQUAD III (703)
BASHING ATTACK   CLEMMIE 26-4630            41  83  1  130 GOLDEN CANYON (741)
TOTAL PARRY      SOLARIS 46-3759            44 138  0   43 RUBY DRAGONS (1006)

The overall popularity leader is GOKU 46-3655.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was HUMMEL 14-1404.  The ten other most popular fighters were MANDRAKE 68-3259, 
WOLVERINE 66-3871, PERFECT SNOTLING 60-8403, BLACKRAZOR 11-4091, BIKINI LINE 25-4545, 
KALLORE 14-3061, GOLDERIE 26-4657, KETTELMAN 26-4749, DOMINION 22-5043, and NIXIE 
SEASPRITE 11-4992.

The least popular fighter this week was SARINA 26-4220.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were LORIS KEY 26-4706, SOLARIS 46-3759, CLEMMIE 26-4630, LUKARIAN LAMORAK 
11-4841, KHORNE SHADOWSPAWN 46-3809, TALISMAN SHIELDGUARD 11-4304, SANDS 11-4123, 
CONNOR MACLEOD 11-5532, GLITCH 46-2798, and GOKU 46-3655.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
JHELUM(4)            1  0 0  LYRATILAN(25)        0  1 0  TARRGIR(66)          1  0 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       3  5 0  CALEAM(26)           2  3 0  FIREHOLD(68)         1  0 0  
TOBIR(14)            1  1 0  ARDIVENT(46)         2  2 0  KYR'TERR(71)         1  0 0  
SOLVEN(22)           0  1 0  ARADI(60)            1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MICHAEL COOPER 4-5943       52  37  1  190  SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 (1028) JHELUM
 TALISMAN SHIELDGUA 11-4304 106 146  0  222  SCARLET KNIGHTS (902)      ARUAK CITY
 KALLORE 14-3061             40  18  1  205  CHECKMATE (427)            TOBIR
 DOMINION 22-5043            37  30  0  184  ZOMBIE SQUAD III (703)     SOLVEN
 BIKINI LINE 25-4545         34  39  0  185  SUPERIOR FORCES (1058)     LYRATILAN
 SARINA 26-4220              49  69  1  193  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM
 GLITCH 46-2798              34  22  1  238  SERPENT'S HOLD (352)       ARDIVENT
 PERFECT SNOTLING 60-8403    20   5  0  174  SUPERIOR FORCES 1601 (1050 ARADI
 WOLVERINE 66-3871           98 148  8  202  X-FORCE (415)              TARRGIR
 MANDRAKE 68-3259            53  40  1  234  SERPENT'S HOLD (468)       FIREHOLD
 AIKEN 71-3933               24  16  0  203  SUPERIOR FORCES Y4 (1062)  KYR'TERR