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Date   : 05/02/2011    Duedate: 05/14/2011

ANDORAK

DM-105    TURN-556

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 SUPERIOR FOR 25/1058  844  527  4 61.6    4 X-FORCE 66/415       1897 2560 27 42.6
    SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 4/1028                  SCARLET KNIGHTS II 11/994             
    SUPERIOR FORCES Y4 71/1062                  SCARLET KNIGHTS 11/902                
    SUPERIOR FORCES ZC 71/1059                  RUBY DRAGONS 46/1006                  
    SUPERIOR FORCES 1601 60/1050              5 WHY KNOT 63/1066      429  740 13 36.7
  2 SERPENT'S HOL 46/352  531  424  6 55.6      BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS 60/1065           
    ZOMBIE SQUAD III 22/703                   6 GOLDEN CANYON 26/741  724 1260 11 36.5
  3-BLACK LIGHTNI 24/730   18   15  0 54.5

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                                  WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 334): ZITHER of Z GLADIATORS (Z-Man, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 670): PURPLE PASSION of ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 670): FOIN of F WORDS (Centauri, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 655): THOME of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 657): PLATE SHIFT of DISASTER (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 654): MRS. PEACOCK of GOTTA GET A CLUE (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 654): BAKED FRATSFA of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 652): QUEEN of ANGRY BEES (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 615): HEARING AID of OLDER BY FAR (Methusaleh, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 612): FIREHYDRANT DEFILER of DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 603): KEELBACK of SERPENT'S HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 282): AREOPOLITE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 497): BUD BOLLARD of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 235): PANAMA OATS of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 555): PERFECT SNOTLING of SUPERIOR FORCES 1601 (Manager, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 334): SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 670): BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 670): F WORDS (Centauri, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 655): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 657): WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 654): THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 654): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 652): LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 615): OLDER BY FAR (Methusaleh, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 612): DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 603): SERPENT'S HOLD (KhisantH, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 282): WAH CHING (?, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 498): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 235): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 555): SUPERIOR FORCES et al (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 333): KERBIN NOTTS of MIDDLE WAY 11 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 669): ARTHUR DENT of THE HITCHHIKERS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 670): FOIN of F WORDS (Centauri, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 654): KOLTER NEETHE of THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
                  (turn 653): TOL VORAM of THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
                              URBIN YATES of THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 653): OVAELLA JUNE of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 650): MOPT of RANDOM (?, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 612): THE WAIT of THE PLAGUE (Reaper, mgr.)
                 (turn 611): MARLIN REEVE of WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 281): DESPAIR of DRAGON GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 235): PANAMA OATS of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Well, what are you looking at, ANDORAK?  Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens 
before?  Ah, shaddup and listen to my news.  Of course, we're all terribly impressed 
to see MICHAEL COOPER win a fight and gain 21 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, MICHAEL 
COOPER beat TALISMAN SHIELDGUARD and TALISMAN SHIELDGUARD lost 23 points.  You're 
breakin' my heart.  And it's out with the old, in with the new, as GLITCH takes the 
Title and last week's bar tab from the old Duelmaster.  Heh, heh.  The Crimson Eagle, 
humph!  I've tasted better ale at mortuaries.  Where do they get this stuff?  From 
ANDORAK's trash dumps?   
     My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start 
talking.' I loved that woman.   
     Some people like volunteer work in the hospitals.  I volunteer for ANDORAK's 
morgue.  More variety.  Titanium shields and bamboo daggers, guess what brave team is 
developing these kinds of weapons?   
     There's got to be a better place in ANDORAK to get a drink than The Crimson 
Eagle!  Any suggestions?  Phlllt!  Just had to do that before I leave the fine city 
of ANDORAK.  I feel much better now.  I see the crowds are getting restless, I must 
leave now-- Snide Clemens  

THE KING'S SENTINEL           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GLITCH 46-2798              42  27  1  231  SERPENT'S HOLD (352)       ARDIVENT

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CONNOR MACLEOD 11-5532     103 114  2  218  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (994)   ARUAK CITY

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 NIXIE SEASPRITE 11-4992    106 111  1  210  SCARLET KNIGHTS (902)      ARUAK CITY
 TRYPTOPHAN 71-5634          27  28  0  208  SUPERIOR FORCES ZC (1059)  KYR'TERR
 AIKEN 71-3933               30  23  1  207  SUPERIOR FORCES Y4 (1062)  KYR'TERR
 WARDUKE 11-5930             86 113  4  201  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (994)   ARUAK CITY
 WOLVERINE 66-3871          106 153  8  198  X-FORCE (415)              TARRGIR
 SARINA 26-4220              53  78  2  195  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM
 MICHAEL COOPER 4-5943       59  43  1  191  SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 (1028) JHELUM
 DOMINION 22-5043            42  38  0  191  ZOMBIE SQUAD III (703)     SOLVEN
 BIKINI LINE 25-4545         38  48  0  189  SUPERIOR FORCES (1058)     LYRATILAN
 TALISMAN SHIELDGUA 11-4304 116 149  0  187  SCARLET KNIGHTS (902)      ARUAK CITY
 SANDS 11-4123               92 185  3  186  SCARLET KNIGHTS (902)      ARUAK CITY
 LUKARIAN LAMORAK 11-4841    97 135  1  185  SCARLET KNIGHTS (902)      ARUAK CITY
 VAN HELSING 11-6338         78 102  2  185  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (994)   ARUAK CITY
 COYOTE 60-7626              62  76  2  183  BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (1065) ARADI

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GOLDERIE 26-4657            54  72  1  175  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM
-SHADOW BLADE 46-2972        32  21  6  166  SERPENT'S HOLD (352)       ARDIVENT

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KHORNE SHADOWSPAWN 46-3809  80 110  1  158  RUBY DRAGONS (1006)        ARDIVENT
 LORIS KEY 26-4706           44  77  2  154  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM
 CLEMMIE 26-4630             44  93  1  152  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GORDIAN 63-2104             48  45  0  150  WHY KNOT (1066)            AMEN-TEI
 KETTELMAN 26-4749           41  44  1  103  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SOLARIS 46-3759             48 147  0   87  RUBY DRAGONS (1006)        ARDIVENT

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Perfect Snotling -- I won't say we'll miss you, but then again... maybe we will.
Have fun in Primus. -- the Golden Canyon cooks

Dark Angel -- A turn with no standbys can be unusual, certainly. -- Jorja, Golden
Canyon

Imaginus -- So long as you don't imagine that after a beating like that, I'm *also*
going to bake you a pie. -- Loris Key

Intimidation -- Come to dinner if you like, but I warn you, hot chiles in the stew
tonight. -- Kettelman

Talisman Shieldguard, Nixie Seasprite, and Khorne Shadowspawn -- Phbbt! -- Clemmie,
Golderie, and Loris Key

Lukarian Lamorak -- That, I enjoyed.  A lot. -- Sarina

Solaris -- You just couldn't stay away, could you? -- Kettelman

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

GLITCH bested SANDS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Title fight.
DOMINION was vanquished by CONNOR MACLEOD in a 2 minute uneven battle.
VAN HELSING was demolished by AIKEN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven fight.
BIKINI LINE was viciously subdued by WARDUKE in a popular 2 minute brutal fight.
SARINA devastated KHORNE SHADOWSPAWN in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
NIXIE SEASPRITE overpowered COYOTE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided struggle.
WOLVERINE was viciously subdued by TRYPTOPHAN in a action packed 3 minute fight.
TALISMAN SHIELDGUARD was unbelievably bested by MICHAEL COOPER in a 3 minute duel.
LUKARIAN LAMORAK vanquished CLEMMIE in a popular 1 minute brutal one-sided duel.
GOLDERIE overcame GORDIAN in a popular 2 minute bout.
KETTELMAN was demolished by BUTTERHEAD in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.
LORIS KEY devastated LAWRENCE THE SOT in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
SOLARIS bested YOGONITH in a 2 minute bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   5         LUNGING ATTACK    26 -  15 -  0      63  |
|AIMED BLOW                       4         WALL OF STEEL     16 -  12 -  0      57  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  4         PARRY-LUNGE       18 -  14 -  0      56  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         AIMED BLOW        31 -  28 -  0      53  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         SLASHING ATTACK   21 -  19 -  0      53  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-STRIKE       5 -   5 -  0      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         STRIKING ATTACK    8 -  12 -  0      40  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         TOTAL PARRY        3 -   7 -  0      30  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -   7 -  0      30  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         BASHING ATTACK     1 -   9 -  0      10  |

Turn 556 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        3 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  3         3  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  3         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         2  SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  2         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         3 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                                                                1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                                                                1  PARRY-STRIKE   

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   GLITCH 46-2798             42  27  1  231 SERPENT'S HOLD (352)
PARRY-LUNGE      CONNOR MACLEOD 11-5532    103 114  2  218 SCARLET KNIGHTS II (994)
WALL OF STEEL    NIXIE SEASPRITE 11-4992   106 111  1  210 SCARLET KNIGHTS (902)
AIMED BLOW       TRYPTOPHAN 71-5634         27  28  0  208 SUPERIOR FORCES ZC (1059)
SLASHING ATTACK  WARDUKE 11-5930            86 113  4  201 SCARLET KNIGHTS II (994)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    SARINA 26-4220             53  78  2  195 GOLDEN CANYON (741)
PARRY-STRIKE     DOMINION 22-5043           42  38  0  191 ZOMBIE SQUAD III (703)
STRIKING ATTACK  KHORNE SHADOWSPAW 46-3809  80 110  1  158 RUBY DRAGONS (1006)
BASHING ATTACK   CLEMMIE 26-4630            44  93  1  152 GOLDEN CANYON (741)
TOTAL PARRY      SOLARIS 46-3759            48 147  0   87 RUBY DRAGONS (1006)

The overall popularity leader is TALISMAN SHIELDGUARD 11-4304.  The most popular 
warrior this turn was TALISMAN SHIELDGUARD 11-4304.  The ten other most popular 
fighters were TRYPTOPHAN 71-5634, WOLVERINE 66-3871, WARDUKE 11-5930, GORDIAN 
63-2104, GOLDERIE 26-4657, CONNOR MACLEOD 11-5532, LUKARIAN LAMORAK 11-4841, AIKEN 
71-3933, BIKINI LINE 25-4545, and MICHAEL COOPER 4-5943.

The least popular fighter this week was KHORNE SHADOWSPAWN 46-3809.  The other ten 
least popular fighters were KETTELMAN 26-4749, CLEMMIE 26-4630, LORIS KEY 26-4706, 
COYOTE 60-7626, SARINA 26-4220, SANDS 11-4123, SOLARIS 46-3759, NIXIE SEASPRITE 
11-4992, VAN HELSING 11-6338, and DOMINION 22-5043.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
JHELUM(4)            1  0 0  CALEAM(26)           3  2 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         0  1 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       4  3 0  ARDIVENT(46)         2  1 0  TARRGIR(66)          0  1 0  
SOLVEN(22)           0  1 0  ARADI(60)            0  1 0  KYR'TERR(71)         2  0 0  
LYRATILAN(25)        0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MICHAEL COOPER 4-5943       59  43  1  191  SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 (1028) JHELUM
 CONNOR MACLEOD 11-5532     103 114  2  218  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (994)   ARUAK CITY
 DOMINION 22-5043            42  38  0  191  ZOMBIE SQUAD III (703)     SOLVEN
 BIKINI LINE 25-4545         38  48  0  189  SUPERIOR FORCES (1058)     LYRATILAN
 SARINA 26-4220              53  78  2  195  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GLITCH 46-2798              42  27  1  231  SERPENT'S HOLD (352)       ARDIVENT
 COYOTE 60-7626              62  76  2  183  BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (1065) ARADI
 GORDIAN 63-2104             48  45  0  150  WHY KNOT (1066)            AMEN-TEI
 WOLVERINE 66-3871          106 153  8  198  X-FORCE (415)              TARRGIR
 TRYPTOPHAN 71-5634          27  28  0  208  SUPERIOR FORCES ZC (1059)  KYR'TERR