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Date   : 08/08/2011    Duedate: 08/20/2011

ANDORAK

DM-105    TURN-563

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 SUPERIOR FOR 25/1058  861  538  4 61.5    4 X-FORCE 66/415       1938 2589 27 42.8
    SUPERIOR FORCES Y4 71/1062                  SCARLET KNIGHTS II 11/994             
    SUPERIOR FORCES ZC 71/1059                  SCARLET KNIGHTS 11/902                
    SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 4/1028                  RUBY DRAGONS 46/1006                  
  2 SERPENT'S HOL 46/352  542  434  6 55.5    5 WHY KNOT 63/1066      435  748 13 36.8
    ZOMBIE SQUAD III 22/703                     BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS 60/1065           
  3 THE STORM FRO 41/277   27   24  0 52.9    6 GOLDEN CANYON 26/741  732 1287 11 36.3

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                                  WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 338): CONFIDENCE of CONSANGUINEOUS (Manniquin, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 677): HARLINE FLETE of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 677): HOCK of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 662): CHICKEN GUARD of HENPCS (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 664): PLATE SHIFT of DISASTER (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 661): JUNGLE JIM of PRIMATES-R-US (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 661): GAMBIT of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 659): MEMPHIS SLIM of DELTA BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 622): CORMEK DEANE of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 619): ENGLISH BULLDOG of DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 610): MILDRED LEONA of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 285): HOT STUFF of PYROMANIA (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 505): FLATULENCE of TOO OLD (The Old Man, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 239): GEROGE IGONO of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 562): CONNOR MACLEOD of SCARLET KNIGHTS II (Armalias, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 338): SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 677): BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 677): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 662): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 664): WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 661): PRIMATES-R-US (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 661): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 659): LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 622): OLDER BY FAR (Methusaleh, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 619): DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 610): FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 285): WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 505): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 239): SLAMMA JAMMA (Crip?, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 562): SUPERIOR FORCES (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 337): CONFESSION of CONSANGUINEOUS (Manniquin, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 663): FEDORA LINDE of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 664): JELLO of WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
                            MORIT KOBUN of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
                (turn 663): TENTACRUEL of WATER DECK (Destitute Noble, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 661): GAMBIT of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
               (turn 660): BAKED FRATSFA of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 658): STRIPE of RED DOG GANG (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 621): RHOMBA of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
                          HEARING AID of OLDER BY FAR (Methusaleh, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 610): ANCHORMAN of ERRATA (JE, mgr.)

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Oh, hi.  Its just little 'ol Debby Tonte.  Thought I'd check out ANDORAK to see 
what's new.  MVP award for KHORNE SHADOWSPAWN?  RUBY DRAGONS' proud of him after 
beating COYOTE and getting 31 points.  Talk about yer major upsets!  COYOTE's match 
with KHORNE SHADOWSPAWN cost him a loss of 30 points!  Don't you think the Duelmaster 
is being unfair?  I think CONNOR MACLEOD should let GORDIAN be Duelmaster for a 
while, without fighting about it.  Who was the wiseguy that said ANDORAK's Duelmaster 
was paying for drinks at The Crimson Eagle?  Don't look at me!   
     So just why would someone becomes a warrior anyway?  It can't be for these 
really neat Spyreports can it?  SERPENT'S HOLD was the most avoided team.  Is a 
101-85-0 record really that scary?  Is there some deep dark secret why THE STORM 
FRONT's been avoiding SERPENT'S HOLD so much?  Or is it just that they're too scared? 
     Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other!  Don't you guys ever give 
it a break?  What if they had a fight and nobody showed up?  I'd be out of a job, 
that's what!!!   
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really should stop.  Its 
been really albendranius!  Later, guys-- Debby Tonte  

THE KING'S SENTINEL           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CONNOR MACLEOD 11-5532     110 114  2  280  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (994)   ARUAK CITY

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TALISMAN SHIELDGUA 11-4304 122 150  0  231  SCARLET KNIGHTS (902)      ARUAK CITY
 BIKINI LINE 25-4545         43  50  0  212  SUPERIOR FORCES (1058)     LYRATILAN

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 NIXIE SEASPRITE 11-4992    111 113  1  208  SCARLET KNIGHTS (902)      ARUAK CITY
 TRYPTOPHAN 71-5634          31  31  0  206  SUPERIOR FORCES ZC (1059)  KYR'TERR
 DOMINION 22-5043            46  41  0  203  ZOMBIE SQUAD III (703)     SOLVEN
 GLITCH 46-2798              47  29  1  202  SERPENT'S HOLD (352)       ARDIVENT
 MICHAEL COOPER 4-5943       63  46  1  198  SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 (1028) JHELUM
 LUKARIAN LAMORAK 11-4841   101 138  1  196  SCARLET KNIGHTS (902)      ARUAK CITY
 WOLVERINE 66-3871          110 156  8  193  X-FORCE (415)              TARRGIR
 SARINA 26-4220              56  82  2  189  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM
 AIKEN 71-3933               34  26  1  189  SUPERIOR FORCES Y4 (1062)  KYR'TERR
 SANDS 11-4123               96 188  3  188  SCARLET KNIGHTS (902)      ARUAK CITY
 VAN HELSING 11-6338         82 105  2  188  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (994)   ARUAK CITY
 BELOW XEROE 41-1513         36  36  3  183  THE STORM FRONT (277)      KATI-TEI

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GORDIAN 63-2104             52  48  0  180  WHY KNOT (1066)            AMEN-TEI
 SHADOW BLADE 46-2972        34  26  6  180  SERPENT'S HOLD (352)       ARDIVENT
 LORIS KEY 26-4706           46  82  2  177  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM
 WARDUKE 11-5930             89 117  4  175  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (994)   ARUAK CITY
 BLYZZ ARD 41-1859           32  34  5  172  THE STORM FRONT (277)      KATI-TEI
 KETTELMAN 26-4749           43  49  1  165  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM
 CLEMMIE 26-4630             45  99  1  161  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KHORNE SHADOWSPAWN 46-3809  82 115  1  157  RUBY DRAGONS (1006)        ARDIVENT
 GOLDERIE 26-4657            54  79  1  155  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 COYOTE 60-7626              64  81  2  136  BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (1065) ARADI

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ENDLISS RANE 41-1844        30   5  0   90  THE STORM FRONT (277)      KATI-TEI
 SOLARIS 46-3759             50 152  0   73  RUBY DRAGONS (1006)        ARDIVENT

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

     Circumstances beyond my control will prevent me writing a true spy report this
     time.  Go with the golem, and I'll see you in two weeks. -- Ardane

Nixie Seasprite -- What I'm going to do for YOU, I'm going to make you (into) clam
chowder, dammit. -- Clemmie

Below Xeroe -- No, I do NOT want to "explore the possibilities of frozen foods,"
thank you very much.  Although on a day like this, something chilled, maybe...
chicken salad?  That would go well. -- Golderie

Bikini Line -- I rather liked the view myself. -- Kettelman

Sands -- Damn straight I'm getting exasperated!  You really need to move on.  You've
gotten into a rut. -- Sarina

Lukarian Lamorak -- Yep.  Exasperated.  I do not normally favor the idea of pies as
missile weapons, but I could make an exception for you. -- Loris Key

13 July 11
                                   Announcing!

          The No-Tourney ADM arena will be opening for business on the
          first of August of this year!
     It will be ADM Arena #107, making use of that idle installation down at Lirin
Kiv.  If the managers involved in this arena wish to rename it, suggestions will be
entertained through the months of August and September.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BELOW XEROE was devastated by NIXIE SEASPRITE in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
BLYZZ ARD was handily defeated by WOLVERINE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
CONNOR MACLEOD devastated GORDIAN in a 1 minute one-sided Title fight.
LUKARIAN LAMORAK was savagely defeated by TRYPTOPHAN in a 5 minute competition.
TALISMAN SHIELDGUARD overpowered LORIS KEY in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
MICHAEL COOPER unbelievably bested SHADOW BLADE in a 2 minute competition.
SARINA was overpowered by JIMI in a action packed 1 minute gruesome uneven melee.
SANDS was viciously subdued by BIKINI LINE in a action packed 5 minute gruesome fight.
GLITCH overpowered CLEMMIE in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
AIKEN beat WARDUKE in a exciting 1 minute fight.
VAN HELSING demolished GOLDERIE in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
DOMINION devastated KETTELMAN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided battle.
COYOTE was overpowered by KHORNE SHADOWSPAWN in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
ENDLISS RANE outwaited SOLARIS in a unpopular 17 minute bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   6         WALL OF STEEL     11 -   3 -  0      79  |
|AIMED BLOW                       4         PARRY-STRIKE       6 -   4 -  0      60  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  4         AIMED BLOW        25 -  20 -  0      56  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         LUNGING ATTACK    31 -  25 -  0      55  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -   5 -  0      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         PARRY-LUNGE       15 -  15 -  0      50  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         SLASHING ATTACK   20 -  20 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         TOTAL PARRY        5 -   7 -  0      42  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         STRIKING ATTACK    7 -  15 -  0      32  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         BASHING ATTACK     1 -  11 -  0       8  |

Turn 563 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  4         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  2         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
AIMED BLOW         3 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         2  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  2         1  WALL OF STEEL  
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  2                                       1  PARRY-STRIKE   
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
                                                                1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-LUNGE      CONNOR MACLEOD 11-5532    110 114  2  280 SCARLET KNIGHTS II (994)
LUNGING ATTACK   TALISMAN SHIELDGU 11-4304 122 150  0  231 SCARLET KNIGHTS (902)
AIMED BLOW       BIKINI LINE 25-4545        43  50  0  212 SUPERIOR FORCES (1058)
WALL OF STEEL    NIXIE SEASPRITE 11-4992   111 113  1  208 SCARLET KNIGHTS (902)
PARRY-STRIKE     DOMINION 22-5043           46  41  0  203 ZOMBIE SQUAD III (703)
SLASHING ATTACK  WOLVERINE 66-3871         110 156  8  193 X-FORCE (415)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    SARINA 26-4220             56  82  2  189 GOLDEN CANYON (741)
STRIKING ATTACK  BELOW XEROE 41-1513        36  36  3  183 THE STORM FRONT (277)
BASHING ATTACK   BLYZZ ARD 41-1859          32  34  5  172 THE STORM FRONT (277)
TOTAL PARRY      ENDLISS RANE 41-1844       30   5  0   90 THE STORM FRONT (277)

The overall popularity leader is TALISMAN SHIELDGUARD 11-4304.  The most popular 
warrior this turn was BIKINI LINE 25-4545.  The ten other most popular fighters were 
TRYPTOPHAN 71-5634, LUKARIAN LAMORAK 11-4841, SANDS 11-4123, WOLVERINE 66-3871, 
SHADOW BLADE 46-2972, NIXIE SEASPRITE 11-4992, BLYZZ ARD 41-1859, TALISMAN 
SHIELDGUARD 11-4304, MICHAEL COOPER 4-5943, and GLITCH 46-2798.

The least popular fighter this week was ENDLISS RANE 41-1844.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were SOLARIS 46-3759, LORIS KEY 26-4706, GOLDERIE 26-4657, CLEMMIE 
26-4630, SARINA 26-4220, GORDIAN 63-2104, COYOTE 60-7626, KETTELMAN 26-4749, VAN 
HELSING 11-6338, and WARDUKE 11-5930.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
JHELUM(4)            1  0 0  CALEAM(26)           0  5 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         0  1 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       4  3 0  KATI-TEI(41)         1  2 0  TARRGIR(66)          1  0 0  
SOLVEN(22)           1  0 0  ARDIVENT(46)         2  2 0  KYR'TERR(71)         2  0 0  
LYRATILAN(25)        1  0 0  ARADI(60)            0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MICHAEL COOPER 4-5943       63  46  1  198  SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 (1028) JHELUM
 CONNOR MACLEOD 11-5532     110 114  2  280  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (994)   ARUAK CITY
 DOMINION 22-5043            46  41  0  203  ZOMBIE SQUAD III (703)     SOLVEN
 BIKINI LINE 25-4545         43  50  0  212  SUPERIOR FORCES (1058)     LYRATILAN
 SARINA 26-4220              56  82  2  189  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BELOW XEROE 41-1513         36  36  3  183  THE STORM FRONT (277)      KATI-TEI
 GLITCH 46-2798              47  29  1  202  SERPENT'S HOLD (352)       ARDIVENT
 COYOTE 60-7626              64  81  2  136  BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (1065) ARADI
 GORDIAN 63-2104             52  48  0  180  WHY KNOT (1066)            AMEN-TEI
 WOLVERINE 66-3871          110 156  8  193  X-FORCE (415)              TARRGIR
 TRYPTOPHAN 71-5634          31  31  0  206  SUPERIOR FORCES ZC (1059)  KYR'TERR

                             * * * * *   MEMO  * * * * *

From:       The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To:         All Managers

In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's 
cramp, census forms will be provided for warriors by request only, effective 
immediately.  Managers may register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by 
simply writing them on a separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission.  
For any questions, please contact the Gladiatorial Commission.