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Date   : 11/14/2011    Duedate: 11/26/2011

ANDORAK ARENA

DM 105    TURN 570

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 SUPERIOR FO 25/1058  875  552   4 61.3      ZOMBIE SQUAD III 22/703
    SUPERIOR FORCES Y4 71/1062                3-THE STORM FR 41/277   32   28   0 53.3
    SUPERIOR FORCES ZC 71/1059                4 WHY KNOT 63/1066     444  753  13 37.1
    SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 4/1028                  BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS 60/1065
  2 ZOMBIE SQUA 26/1069  558  443   6 55.7    5 GOLDEN CANYO 26/741  744 1310  11 36.2
    SERPENT'S HOLD 46/352

                                  WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 341): CONFIDENCE of CONSANGUINEOUS (Manniquin, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 684): MARVIN of THE HITCHHIKERS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 684): LUG NUT of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 669): KORINE ORLES of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 671): DARRON POOLE of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 668): GILGAMESH IDON of THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 667): JELLIA BOONE of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 666): LOST IN PACE of PACE'S WILD (Pacemaker, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 629): EARTH of CAPTAIN PLANET (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 626): ENGLISH BULLDOG of DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 617): MILDRED LEONA of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 289): ZOUM LA BOUSE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 512): SLITHER of SERPENTS HOLD 113 (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 242): GEROGE IGONO of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 569): DOMINION of ZOMBIE SQUAD III (Khisanth, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 641): MIDDLE WAY 11 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 684): COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 684): WU-TANG FOREVER (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 669): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 671): WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 668): SAY MY NAME (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 667): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 666): PACE'S WILD (Pacemaker, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 629): CAPTAIN PLANET (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 626): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 617): FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 289): JADE WARRIORS (?, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 512): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 242): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 569): SUPERIOR FORCES et al (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 683): ITALIAN STALLION of FOREIGN LEGION (Seraphim, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 669): KORINE ORLES of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 668): GILGAMESH IDON of THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 667): JELLIA BOONE of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 665): SPLASH of RED DOG GANG (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 626): ENGLISH BULLDOG of DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
                 (turn 625): SAMARA of WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 617): MILDRED LEONA of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
                             EARL of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Oh, dear.  I looked at the fight program and... oh, dear.  Andorians are staying
away in droves.  Seven fights (but no standbys), no challenges, no avoids.  Gambit
and Clemmie fought and had the biggest point movements, Gambit up 28, Clemmie down
26.

     CLEMMIE (26-4630) (46-104-1,134) of GOLDEN CANYON fought GAMBIT (26-4826) (14-
10-0,100) of ZOMBIE SQUAD.  CLEMMIE was handily defeated by GAMBIT in an action
packed 1 minute uneven melee.  With movements as noted above.  Anyone can move easily
in the ranks these days, there's no jostling.
     SARINA (26-4220) (60-84-2,207) of GOLDEN CANYON fought BIKINI LINE (25-4545)
(46-53-0,196) of SUPERIOR FORCES.  SARINA savagely defeated BIKINI LINE in a crowd
pleasing 4 minute gory brawl.  But why four minutes?
     TRYPTOPHAN (71-5634) (36-32-0,200) of SUPERIOR FORCES ZC fought GOLDERIE (26-
4657) (56-83-1,173) of GOLDEN CANYON.  TRYPTOPHAN viciously subdued GOLDERIE in a
popular 2 minute bloody duel.  But she (Golderie) was very calm at the end.  Odd,
that.
     GORDIAN (63-2104) (55-51-0,185) of WHY KNOT fought AIKEN (71-3933) (38-28-1,196)
of SUPERIOR FORCES Y4.  GORDIAN overpowered AIKEN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-
sided fight.  Aiken has now been tied in knots.  He probably needs some tryptophan.
     LORIS KEY (26-4706) (48-86-2,181) of GOLDEN CANYON fought MICHAEL COOPER (4-
5943) (64-51-1,160) of SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2.  LORIS KEY overpowered MICHAEL COOPER in
a 2 minute bloody mismatched duel.  She... she threw a pie at him!  I would never
have expected that from Loris.  She knows the true value of a pie.
     SHADOW BLADE (46-2972) (38-28-6,185) of SERPENT'S HOLD fought KETTELMAN (26-
4749) (44-54-1,152) of GOLDEN CANYON.  SHADOW BLADE vanquished KETTELMAN in an
exciting 1 minute uneven battle.  They did this last time, did they not?

For the title, without any particular angst or enthusiasm:
     DOMINION (22-5043) (51-42-0,240) of ZOMBIE SQUAD III fought COYOTE (60-7626)
(69-82-2,211) of BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS.  DOMINION devastated COYOTE in a 2 minute
mismatched Title fight.  Dominion remains our top warrior.  I suppose it's
unrealistic to expect a column from a zombie?

                                       Ardane

THE KING'S SENTINEL            W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DOMINION 22-5043             52  42     251  ZOMBIE SQUAD III (703)     SOLVEN

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SARINA 26-4220               61  84  2  214  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GORDIAN 63-2104              56  51     207  WHY KNOT (1066)            AMEN-TEI
 TRYPTOPHAN 71-5634           37  32     202  SUPERIOR FORCES ZC (1059)  KYR'TERR
-BLYZZ ARD 41-1859            34  35  5  198  THE STORM FRONT (277)      KATI-TEI
 BIKINI LINE 25-4545          46  54     195  SUPERIOR FORCES (1058)     LYRATILAN
 LORIS KEY 26-4706            49  86  2  194  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM
 COYOTE 60-7626               69  83  2  193  BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (1065) ARADI
 SHADOW BLADE 46-2972         39  28  6  188  SERPENT'S HOLD (352)       ARDIVENT

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 AIKEN 71-3933                38  29  1  181  SUPERIOR FORCES Y4 (1062)  KYR'TERR

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-BELOW XEROE 41-1513          37  38  3  178  THE STORM FRONT (277)      KATI-TEI
 GOLDERIE 26-4657             56  84  1  176  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM
 MICHAEL COOPER 4-5943        64  52  1  155  SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 (1028) JHELUM
 KETTELMAN 26-4749            44  55  1  153  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GAMBIT 26-4826               15  10     128  ZOMBIE SQUAD (1069)        CALEAM
 CLEMMIE 26-4630              46 105  1  108  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM
-ENDLISS RANE 41-1844         32   6     102  THE STORM FRONT (277)      KATI-TEI

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Well, it looks like our idea of retiring is timely.  We can hope to get out before
they shut the place down around our ears, hmm? -- Golden Canyon

Looks like Clemmie and I balanced Aylia the Standby between us.  Then we, um, you
probably don't want to know exactly what we did.  It was messy. -- Loris Key

Ardane -- You make ONE MORE COMMENT about my pasta, and I'll tie YOU in knots. --
Golderie

Shadow Blade -- Er.  Good fight.  But I'm not a "veggie," and I don't need mincing.
-- Kettelman

Bikini Line -- That's not a good costume for hanging out in the kitchen.  When the
deep-fat fryer pops, you're going to be all over blisters. -- Sarina

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DOMINION devastated COYOTE in a 2 minute mismatched Title fight.
SHADOW BLADE vanquished KETTELMAN in a exciting 1 minute uneven battle.
LORIS KEY overpowered MICHAEL COOPER in a 2 minute bloody mismatched duel.
GORDIAN overpowered AIKEN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight.
TRYPTOPHAN viciously subdued GOLDERIE in a popular 2 minute bloody duel.
SARINA savagely defeated BIKINI LINE in a crowd pleasing 4 minute gory brawl.
CLEMMIE was handily defeated by GAMBIT in a action packed 1 minute uneven melee.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         PARRY-STRIKE       9 -   1 -  0      90  |
|AIMED BLOW                       4         LUNGING ATTACK    35 -  23 -  0      60  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         TOTAL PARRY        7 -   5 -  0      58  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         AIMED BLOW        23 -  17 -  0      58  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         WALL OF STEEL      4 -   3 -  0      57  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      6 -   5 -  0      55  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         SLASHING ATTACK   12 -  16 -  0      43  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-LUNGE       10 -  17 -  0      37  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         STRIKING ATTACK    6 -  16 -  0      27  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         BASHING ATTACK     3 -  12 -  0      20  |

Turn 570 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  2         4  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
AIMED BLOW         2 -  2     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         1  STRIKING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-STRIKE     DOMINION 22-5043           52  42  0  251 ZOMBIE SQUAD III (703)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    SARINA 26-4220             61  84  2  214 GOLDEN CANYON (741)
LUNGING ATTACK   GORDIAN 63-2104            56  51  0  207 WHY KNOT (1066)
AIMED BLOW       TRYPTOPHAN 71-5634         37  32  0  202 SUPERIOR FORCES ZC (1059)
PARRY-LUNGE      GOLDERIE 26-4657           56  84  1  176 GOLDEN CANYON (741)
STRIKING ATTACK  KETTELMAN 26-4749          44  55  1  153 GOLDEN CANYON (741)
BASHING ATTACK   CLEMMIE 26-4630            46 105  1  108 GOLDEN CANYON (741)

The overall popularity leader is COYOTE 60-7626.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was TRYPTOPHAN 71-5634.  The ten other most popular fighters were BIKINI LINE 
25-4545, SARINA 26-4220, SHADOW BLADE 46-2972, LORIS KEY 26-4706, DOMINION 22-5043, 
GORDIAN 63-2104, GAMBIT 26-4826, COYOTE 60-7626, GOLDERIE 26-4657, and KETTELMAN 
26-4749.

The least popular fighter this week was CLEMMIE 26-4630.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were AIKEN 71-3933, MICHAEL COOPER 4-5943, KETTELMAN 26-4749, GOLDERIE 
26-4657, COYOTE 60-7626, GAMBIT 26-4826, GORDIAN 63-2104, DOMINION 22-5043, LORIS KEY 
26-4706, and SHADOW BLADE 46-2972.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
JHELUM(4)            0  1 0  CALEAM(26)           3  3 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         1  0 0  
SOLVEN(22)           1  0 0  ARDIVENT(46)         1  0 0  KYR'TERR(71)         1  1 0  
LYRATILAN(25)        0  1 0  ARADI(60)            0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MICHAEL COOPER 4-5943       64  52  1  155  SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 (1028) JHELUM
 DOMINION 22-5043            52  42  0  251  ZOMBIE SQUAD III (703)     SOLVEN
 BIKINI LINE 25-4545         46  54  0  195  SUPERIOR FORCES (1058)     LYRATILAN
 SARINA 26-4220              61  84  2  214  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM
 SHADOW BLADE 46-2972        39  28  6  188  SERPENT'S HOLD (352)       ARDIVENT
 COYOTE 60-7626              69  83  2  193  BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (1065) ARADI
 GORDIAN 63-2104             56  51  0  207  WHY KNOT (1066)            AMEN-TEI
 TRYPTOPHAN 71-5634          37  32  0  202  SUPERIOR FORCES ZC (1059)  KYR'TERR