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Date : 04/30/2012 Duedate: 05/12/2012
ANDORAK ARENA
DM 105 TURN 582
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 SUPERIOR FO 25/1058 900 563 4 61.5 ZOMBIE SQUAD II II 68/665
SUPERIOR FORCES Y4 71/1062 3 DRATHANEANS 68/771 152 159 0 48.9
SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 4/1028 WRATHMEN VI 20/642
2 ZOMBIE SQUA 26/1069 582 461 6 55.8 WRATHMEN VII 27/672
SERPENT'S HOLD 68/468 4 WHY KNOT 63/1066 458 763 13 37.5
SERPENTS HOLD 22/1070 BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS 60/1065
ZOMBIE SQUAD III 22/703 5 GOLDEN CANYO 26/741 765 1349 11 36.2
WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT
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---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 347): AKANAH of STRANGE UNIVERSE (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 696): BENJY MOUSE of THE HITCHHIKERS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 696): VISIONZ of WU-TANG FOREVER (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 681): ROMO of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisant, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 683): RINGWORM of WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 680): DEEZ of ERRATA (JE, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 677): SEETHER of WENSINWASIN 5.5.2. (Khorvinus, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 678): POSITION IS EMPTY
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 641): COOLIN DUNN of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 638): TRIPLE DAWG DARE of DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 629): DOMINATION of 24 HOURS OF DOOM (Kharadmon, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 294): JASMIN of JADE WARRIORS (Brandon Massingale, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 523): LILLY SCOOTER of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 247): SUGAR HILL GANG of RAP ATTACKS (Marma Duke, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 581): SARINA of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 647): YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 696): COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 696): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 681): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 683): WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 680): ERRATA (JE, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 677): WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 678): WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 641): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 638): WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 629): BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 295): FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 523): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 248): DARQUE FORCES V (Master Darque, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 581): SUPERIOR FORCES et al (Manager, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 346): NORM QUESHA of MIDDLE WAY 11 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 695): TIMMY of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
FLUKE of F WORDS (Centauri, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 679): ROBIN STORZ of FUNKY FOLK (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 629): DOMINATION of 24 HOURS OF DOOM (Kharadmon, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 295): AREOPOLITE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 248): DIANGELIQUE of DARQUE FORCES V (Master Darque, mgr.)
THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
Reflections by the King's Sentinel
Good try, Christian. I didn't expect to hold the title for a second turn, but
since I have... I should probably be thinking about something special for tonight's
reception (polite word for party). For some reason I'm seeing flaky pastries topped
with heavy cream that has a liqueur whipped into it. Perhaps preceded by flaky
pastries wrapped around flavorful miniature sausages.... I need to give this a lot
of thought. Got to get it RIGHT.
Sarina
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
It appears that the Split has swept through our ranks and thinned them
considerably. Either that, or a lot of Andorian gladiators are on Spring Break. I
hear they're having that on Tahiti this year. However that may be, we had only nine
fights this time, one involving a standby. Seventeen active warriors. Let's try to
do better, before the Commission notices, eh?
No challenges, no avoids, what are you managers doing? Those are valuable
management skills.
The fights:
BALISONG (22-6847) (20-10-0,52) of SERPENTS HOLD fought YOGONITH (105-5) (0-0-
0,90) of Tentacles R Us. BALISONG was vanquished by YOGONITH in a 1 minute one-sided
duel. You'd think the handicapper could have come up with a more even match,
wouldn't you?
LORIS KEY (26-4706) (50-96-2,179) of GOLDEN CANYON fought FANG (68-2019) (35-16-
0,133) of SERPENT'S HOLD. LORIS KEY handily defeated FANG in a action packed 1
minute gruesome uneven fight. Uneven, he calls it (the steward). Do you suppose the
steward is betting on the fights?
KHANAMIR (20-2872) (40-43-0,177) of WRATHMEN VI fought GAMBIT (26-4826) (22-14-
0,166) of ZOMBIE SQUAD. KHANAMIR was overpowered by GAMBIT in a crowd pleasing 1
minute one-sided struggle. This one is closer, good. Allowing for probable tourney
fights, maybe a lot closer, but we can't know that. Still, perhaps I should send
Khanamir some rust-arrester? These Wrathmen are just getting back into harness,
after all.
CLEMMIE (26-4630) (49-113-1,190) of GOLDEN CANYON fought BERWYN (68-5897) (20-
12-0,177) of DRATHANEANS. CLEMMIE was devastated by BERWYN in a 1 minute uneven
brawl. Clemmie lost fifteen points today, the greatest drop. Bad girl, Clemmie!
Pay attention to something other than your recipes.
GOLDERIE (26-4657) (62-89-1,206) of GOLDEN CANYON fought BIKINI LINE (25-4545)
(52-59-0,199) of SUPERIOR FORCES. GOLDERIE was bested by BIKINI LINE in a popular 4
minute brutal fight. Ah, somebody's coasting here, Golden Canyon falling down on the
job.
GORDIAN (63-2104) (63-55-0,194) of WHY KNOT fought SMOKE (68-5868) (44-40-0,197)
of ZOMBIE SQUAD II II. GORDIAN was luckily beaten by SMOKE in a crowd pleasing 3
minute duel. Was it luck, or was it something in that smoke? I hear the manager of
Why Knot is going to petition for banning incense burners from the arena.
KETTELMAN (26-4749) (48-62-1,198) of GOLDEN CANYON fought MICHAEL COOPER (4-
5943) (71-56-1,173) of SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2. KETTELMAN was overcome by MICHAEL COOPER
in a 2 minute match. Michael got nineteen points for this victory, the greatest
increase today.
AIKEN (71-3933) (47-31-1,211) of SUPERIOR FORCES Y4 fought CHRISTIAN (27-3086)
(52-31-0,195) of WRATHMEN VII. AIKEN bested CHRISTIAN in a exciting 1 minute duel.
The trouble with these Superior Forces guys is they take their team name seriously.
So, Christian, you have to do the same and pull out some serious wrath.
For the title:
SARINA (26-4220) (66-90-2,239) of GOLDEN CANYON fought COYOTE (60-7626) (76-87-
2,211) of BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS. SARINA bested COYOTE in a 2 minute Title fight. I'm
not sure it's good that it took Sarina two minutes to win, but I *am* sure it's good
she did. Coyote wouldn't have written a personal, much less a column.
Congratulations.
Ardane
THE KING'S SENTINEL W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SARINA 26-4220 67 90 2 245 GOLDEN CANYON (741) CALEAM
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
AIKEN 71-3933 48 31 1 227 SUPERIOR FORCES Y4 (1062) KYR'TERR
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BIKINI LINE 25-4545 53 59 208 SUPERIOR FORCES (1058) LYRATILAN
SMOKE 68-5868 45 40 206 ZOMBIE SQUAD II II (665) FIREHOLD
GOLDERIE 26-4657 62 90 1 197 GOLDEN CANYON (741) CALEAM
CHRISTIAN 27-3086 52 32 196 WRATHMEN VII (672) POINT
COYOTE 60-7626 76 88 2 195 BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (1065) ARADI
GORDIAN 63-2104 63 56 194 WHY KNOT (1066) AMEN-TEI
BERWYN 68-5897 21 12 194 DRATHANEANS (771) FIREHOLD
MICHAEL COOPER 4-5943 72 56 1 192 SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 (1028) JHELUM
LORIS KEY 26-4706 51 96 2 188 GOLDEN CANYON (741) CALEAM
KETTELMAN 26-4749 48 63 1 185 GOLDEN CANYON (741) CALEAM
GAMBIT 26-4826 23 14 183 ZOMBIE SQUAD (1069) CALEAM
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CLEMMIE 26-4630 49 114 1 175 GOLDEN CANYON (741) CALEAM
KHANAMIR 20-2872 40 44 163 WRATHMEN VI (642) SEAM
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
FANG 68-2019 35 17 135 SERPENT'S HOLD (468) FIREHOLD
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BALISONG 22-6847 20 11 52 SERPENTS HOLD (1070) SOLVEN
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Sarina -- Thank you, m'lady, for the opportunity. Maybe if you hadn't delayed that
third one... ah well. Woulda, coulda, shoulda... didn't. Maybe next time. --
Christian
Golderie -- You caught me staring, didn't you? *blush* -- Berwyn
Bikini Line -- Our fight brought back memories of the first (and only) time I tried
to give a cat a bath. -- Kharamir
Golden Canyon -- Thank you for the welcome and the invite. I'll be passing through
Caleam every couple of weeks so I'll make a point of visiting your bar & grill.
Khanamir -- Naturally. You didn't make it to the Isle by ignoring openings. -- Loris
Key
Christian -- Perhaps. But the real question is who goes last. -- Ketteleman
Gambit -- You make me think of game stews. Venison, I think. Rabbit tends to be
bland, and there isn't enough meat on a hare. Venison, red wine, rosemary and sage,
and the usual suspects from the vegetable garden. With fresh, hot bread. --
Kettelman
P.S. Guaranteed to make you sluggish for the next day or two....
Berwyn -- I needed to make that fast, because I had a cake in the oven. Come by and
sample it, eh? -- Golderie
Is it the one with strawberries between the layers? If so, *I* want some!
Coyote -- If you hadn't tipped over the trash can trying to get at Kettelman's deer
bones, I would have had more time to do the fight properly. -- Clemmie
Fang -- Ha! I bet that sugar pie (old southern recipe) really made your tooth ache!
-- Loris Key
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
SARINA bested COYOTE in a 2 minute Title fight.
AIKEN bested CHRISTIAN in a exciting 1 minute duel.
KETTELMAN was overcome by MICHAEL COOPER in a 2 minute match.
GORDIAN was luckily beaten by SMOKE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute duel.
GOLDERIE was bested by BIKINI LINE in a popular 4 minute brutal fight.
CLEMMIE was devastated by BERWYN in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
KHANAMIR was overpowered by GAMBIT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided struggle.
LORIS KEY handily defeated FANG in a action packed 1 minute gruesome uneven fight.
BALISONG was vanquished by YOGONITH in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 4 PARRY-STRIKE 7 - 1 - 0 88 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 3 LUNGING ATTACK 21 - 12 - 0 64 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 PARRY-LUNGE 12 - 8 - 0 60 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 6 - 5 - 0 55 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 AIMED BLOW 18 - 23 - 0 44 |
|TOTAL PARRY 1 STRIKING ATTACK 6 - 8 - 0 43 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 5 - 0 38 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 BASHING ATTACK 3 - 7 - 0 30 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 2 - 0 0 |
Turn 582 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 2 3 AIMED BLOW
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 PARRY-LUNGE
AIMED BLOW 3 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 2 2 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 1 1 TOTAL PARRY
1 SLASHING ATTACK
1 STRIKING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
PARRY-RIPOSTE SARINA 26-4220 67 90 2 245 GOLDEN CANYON (741)
AIMED BLOW AIKEN 71-3933 48 31 1 227 SUPERIOR FORCES Y4 (1062)
TOTAL PARRY SMOKE 68-5868 45 40 0 206 ZOMBIE SQUAD II II (665)
PARRY-LUNGE GOLDERIE 26-4657 62 90 1 197 GOLDEN CANYON (741)
SLASHING ATTACK CHRISTIAN 27-3086 52 32 0 196 WRATHMEN VII (672)
LUNGING ATTACK COYOTE 60-7626 76 88 2 195 BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (1065)
STRIKING ATTACK BERWYN 68-5897 21 12 0 194 DRATHANEANS (771)
BASHING ATTACK CLEMMIE 26-4630 49 114 1 175 GOLDEN CANYON (741)
WALL OF STEEL FANG 68-2019 35 17 0 135 SERPENT'S HOLD (468)
The overall popularity leader is COYOTE 60-7626. The most popular warrior this turn
was GORDIAN 63-2104. The ten other most popular fighters were BIKINI LINE 25-4545,
GOLDERIE 26-4657, KETTELMAN 26-4749, SMOKE 68-5868, GAMBIT 26-4826, LORIS KEY
26-4706, SARINA 26-4220, AIKEN 71-3933, CHRISTIAN 27-3086, and MICHAEL COOPER 4-5943.
The least popular fighter this week was BALISONG 22-6847. The other ten least
popular fighters were FANG 68-2019, KHANAMIR 20-2872, CLEMMIE 26-4630, BERWYN
68-5897, COYOTE 60-7626, MICHAEL COOPER 4-5943, CHRISTIAN 27-3086, AIKEN 71-3933,
SARINA 26-4220, and LORIS KEY 26-4706.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
JHELUM(4) 1 0 0 CALEAM(26) 3 3 0 AMEN-TEI(63) 0 1 0
SEAM(20) 0 1 0 POINT(27) 0 1 0 FIREHOLD(68) 2 1 0
SOLVEN(22) 0 1 0 ARADI(60) 0 1 0 KYR'TERR(71) 1 0 0
LYRATILAN(25) 1 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MICHAEL COOPER 4-5943 72 56 1 192 SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 (1028) JHELUM
KHANAMIR 20-2872 40 44 0 163 WRATHMEN VI (642) SEAM
BALISONG 22-6847 20 11 0 52 SERPENTS HOLD (1070) SOLVEN
BIKINI LINE 25-4545 53 59 0 208 SUPERIOR FORCES (1058) LYRATILAN
SARINA 26-4220 67 90 2 245 GOLDEN CANYON (741) CALEAM
CHRISTIAN 27-3086 52 32 0 196 WRATHMEN VII (672) POINT
COYOTE 60-7626 76 88 2 195 BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (1065) ARADI
GORDIAN 63-2104 63 56 0 194 WHY KNOT (1066) AMEN-TEI
SMOKE 68-5868 45 40 0 206 ZOMBIE SQUAD II II (665) FIREHOLD
AIKEN 71-3933 48 31 1 227 SUPERIOR FORCES Y4 (1062) KYR'TERR