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Date   : 04/30/2012    Duedate: 05/12/2012

ANDORAK ARENA

DM 105    TURN 582

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 SUPERIOR FO 25/1058  900  563   4 61.5      ZOMBIE SQUAD II II 68/665
    SUPERIOR FORCES Y4 71/1062                3 DRATHANEANS 68/771   152  159   0 48.9
    SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 4/1028                  WRATHMEN VI 20/642
  2 ZOMBIE SQUA 26/1069  582  461   6 55.8      WRATHMEN VII 27/672
    SERPENT'S HOLD 68/468                     4 WHY KNOT 63/1066     458  763  13 37.5
    SERPENTS HOLD 22/1070                       BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS 60/1065
    ZOMBIE SQUAD III 22/703                   5 GOLDEN CANYO 26/741  765 1349  11 36.2

                                  WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 347): AKANAH of STRANGE UNIVERSE (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 696): BENJY MOUSE of THE HITCHHIKERS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 696): VISIONZ of WU-TANG FOREVER (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 681): ROMO of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisant, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 683): RINGWORM of WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 680): DEEZ of ERRATA (JE, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 677): SEETHER of WENSINWASIN 5.5.2. (Khorvinus, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 678): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 641): COOLIN DUNN of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 638): TRIPLE DAWG DARE of DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 629): DOMINATION of 24 HOURS OF DOOM (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 294): JASMIN of JADE WARRIORS (Brandon Massingale, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 523): LILLY SCOOTER of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 247): SUGAR HILL GANG of RAP ATTACKS (Marma Duke, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 581): SARINA of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 647): YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 696): COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 696): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 681): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 683): WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 680): ERRATA (JE, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 677): WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 678): WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 641): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 638): WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 629): BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 295): FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 523): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 248): DARQUE FORCES V (Master Darque, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 581): SUPERIOR FORCES et al (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 346): NORM QUESHA of MIDDLE WAY 11 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 695): TIMMY of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
                          FLUKE of F WORDS (Centauri, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 679): ROBIN STORZ of FUNKY FOLK (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 629): DOMINATION of 24 HOURS OF DOOM (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 295): AREOPOLITE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 248): DIANGELIQUE of DARQUE FORCES V (Master Darque, mgr.)

                                 THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
                          Reflections by the King's Sentinel

     Good try, Christian.  I didn't expect to hold the title for a second turn, but
since I have... I should probably be thinking about something special for tonight's
reception (polite word for party).  For some reason I'm seeing flaky pastries topped
with heavy cream that has a liqueur whipped into it.  Perhaps preceded by flaky
pastries wrapped around flavorful miniature sausages....  I need to give this a lot
of thought.  Got to get it RIGHT.

                                       Sarina

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     It appears that the Split has swept through our ranks and thinned them
considerably.  Either that, or a lot of Andorian gladiators are on Spring Break.  I
hear they're having that on Tahiti this year.  However that may be, we had only nine
fights this time, one involving a standby.  Seventeen active warriors.  Let's try to
do better, before the Commission notices, eh?
     No challenges, no avoids, what are you managers doing?  Those are valuable
management skills.

The fights:
     BALISONG (22-6847) (20-10-0,52) of SERPENTS HOLD fought YOGONITH (105-5) (0-0-
0,90) of Tentacles R Us.  BALISONG was vanquished by YOGONITH in a 1 minute one-sided
duel.  You'd think the handicapper could have come up with a more even match,
wouldn't you?
     LORIS KEY (26-4706) (50-96-2,179) of GOLDEN CANYON fought FANG (68-2019) (35-16-
0,133) of SERPENT'S HOLD.  LORIS KEY handily defeated FANG in a action packed 1
minute gruesome uneven fight.  Uneven, he calls it (the steward).  Do you suppose the
steward is betting on the fights?
     KHANAMIR (20-2872) (40-43-0,177) of WRATHMEN VI fought GAMBIT (26-4826) (22-14-
0,166) of ZOMBIE SQUAD.  KHANAMIR was overpowered by GAMBIT in a crowd pleasing 1
minute one-sided struggle.  This one is closer, good.  Allowing for probable tourney
fights, maybe a lot closer, but we can't know that.  Still, perhaps I should send
Khanamir some rust-arrester?  These Wrathmen are just getting back into harness,
after all.
     CLEMMIE (26-4630) (49-113-1,190) of GOLDEN CANYON fought BERWYN (68-5897) (20-
12-0,177) of DRATHANEANS.  CLEMMIE was devastated by BERWYN in a 1 minute uneven
brawl.  Clemmie lost fifteen points today, the greatest drop.  Bad girl, Clemmie!
Pay attention to something other than your recipes.

     GOLDERIE (26-4657) (62-89-1,206) of GOLDEN CANYON fought BIKINI LINE (25-4545)
(52-59-0,199) of SUPERIOR FORCES.  GOLDERIE was bested by BIKINI LINE in a popular 4
minute brutal fight.  Ah, somebody's coasting here, Golden Canyon falling down on the
job.
     GORDIAN (63-2104) (63-55-0,194) of WHY KNOT fought SMOKE (68-5868) (44-40-0,197)
of ZOMBIE SQUAD II II.  GORDIAN was luckily beaten by SMOKE in a crowd pleasing 3
minute duel.  Was it luck, or was it something in that smoke?  I hear the manager of
Why Knot is going to petition for banning incense burners from the arena.
     KETTELMAN (26-4749) (48-62-1,198) of GOLDEN CANYON fought MICHAEL COOPER (4-
5943) (71-56-1,173) of SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2.  KETTELMAN was overcome by MICHAEL COOPER
in a 2 minute match.  Michael got nineteen points for this victory, the greatest
increase today.
     AIKEN (71-3933) (47-31-1,211) of SUPERIOR FORCES Y4 fought CHRISTIAN (27-3086)
(52-31-0,195) of WRATHMEN VII.  AIKEN bested CHRISTIAN in a exciting 1 minute duel.
The trouble with these Superior Forces guys is they take their team name seriously.
So, Christian, you have to do the same and pull out some serious wrath.

For the title:
     SARINA (26-4220) (66-90-2,239) of GOLDEN CANYON fought COYOTE (60-7626) (76-87-
2,211) of BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS.  SARINA bested COYOTE in a 2 minute Title fight.  I'm
not sure it's good that it took Sarina two minutes to win, but I *am* sure it's good
she did.  Coyote wouldn't have written a personal, much less a column.
Congratulations.

                                       Ardane

THE KING'S SENTINEL            W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SARINA 26-4220               67  90  2  245  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 AIKEN 71-3933                48  31  1  227  SUPERIOR FORCES Y4 (1062)  KYR'TERR

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BIKINI LINE 25-4545          53  59     208  SUPERIOR FORCES (1058)     LYRATILAN
 SMOKE 68-5868                45  40     206  ZOMBIE SQUAD II II (665)   FIREHOLD
 GOLDERIE 26-4657             62  90  1  197  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM
 CHRISTIAN 27-3086            52  32     196  WRATHMEN VII (672)         POINT
 COYOTE 60-7626               76  88  2  195  BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (1065) ARADI
 GORDIAN 63-2104              63  56     194  WHY KNOT (1066)            AMEN-TEI
 BERWYN 68-5897               21  12     194  DRATHANEANS (771)          FIREHOLD
 MICHAEL COOPER 4-5943        72  56  1  192  SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 (1028) JHELUM
 LORIS KEY 26-4706            51  96  2  188  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM
 KETTELMAN 26-4749            48  63  1  185  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM
 GAMBIT 26-4826               23  14     183  ZOMBIE SQUAD (1069)        CALEAM

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CLEMMIE 26-4630              49 114  1  175  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM
 KHANAMIR 20-2872             40  44     163  WRATHMEN VI (642)          SEAM

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 FANG 68-2019                 35  17     135  SERPENT'S HOLD (468)       FIREHOLD

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BALISONG 22-6847             20  11      52  SERPENTS HOLD (1070)       SOLVEN

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Sarina -- Thank you, m'lady, for the opportunity.  Maybe if you hadn't delayed that
third one... ah well.  Woulda, coulda, shoulda... didn't.  Maybe next time. --
Christian

Golderie -- You caught me staring, didn't you? *blush* -- Berwyn

Bikini Line -- Our fight brought back memories of the first (and only) time I tried
to give a cat a bath. -- Kharamir

Golden Canyon -- Thank you for the welcome and the invite.  I'll be passing through
Caleam every couple of weeks so I'll make a point of visiting your bar & grill.

Khanamir -- Naturally.  You didn't make it to the Isle by ignoring openings. -- Loris
Key

Christian -- Perhaps.  But the real question is who goes last. -- Ketteleman

Gambit -- You make me think of game stews.  Venison, I think.  Rabbit tends to be
bland, and there isn't enough meat on a hare.  Venison, red wine, rosemary and sage,
and the usual suspects from the vegetable garden.  With fresh, hot bread. --
Kettelman
P.S.  Guaranteed to make you sluggish for the next day or two....

Berwyn -- I needed to make that fast, because I had a cake in the oven.  Come by and
sample it, eh? -- Golderie

     Is it the one with strawberries between the layers?  If so, *I* want some!

Coyote -- If you hadn't tipped over the trash can trying to get at Kettelman's deer
bones, I would have had more time to do the fight properly. -- Clemmie

Fang -- Ha!  I bet that sugar pie (old southern recipe) really made your tooth ache!
-- Loris Key

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SARINA bested COYOTE in a 2 minute Title fight.
AIKEN bested CHRISTIAN in a exciting 1 minute duel.
KETTELMAN was overcome by MICHAEL COOPER in a 2 minute match.
GORDIAN was luckily beaten by SMOKE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute duel.
GOLDERIE was bested by BIKINI LINE in a popular 4 minute brutal fight.
CLEMMIE was devastated by BERWYN in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
KHANAMIR was overpowered by GAMBIT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided struggle.
LORIS KEY handily defeated FANG in a action packed 1 minute gruesome uneven fight.
BALISONG was vanquished by YOGONITH in a 1 minute one-sided duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       4         PARRY-STRIKE       7 -   1 -  0      88  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         LUNGING ATTACK    21 -  12 -  0      64  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         PARRY-LUNGE       12 -   8 -  0      60  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      6 -   5 -  0      55  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         TOTAL PARRY        1 -   1 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         AIMED BLOW        18 -  23 -  0      44  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         STRIKING ATTACK    6 -   8 -  0      43  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         SLASHING ATTACK    3 -   5 -  0      38  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         BASHING ATTACK     3 -   7 -  0      30  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         WALL OF STEEL      0 -   2 -  0       0  |

Turn 582 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  2         3  AIMED BLOW     
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
AIMED BLOW         3 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  2         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                                                                1  SLASHING ATTACK
                                                                1  STRIKING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-RIPOSTE    SARINA 26-4220             67  90  2  245 GOLDEN CANYON (741)
AIMED BLOW       AIKEN 71-3933              48  31  1  227 SUPERIOR FORCES Y4 (1062)
TOTAL PARRY      SMOKE 68-5868              45  40  0  206 ZOMBIE SQUAD II II (665)
PARRY-LUNGE      GOLDERIE 26-4657           62  90  1  197 GOLDEN CANYON (741)
SLASHING ATTACK  CHRISTIAN 27-3086          52  32  0  196 WRATHMEN VII (672)
LUNGING ATTACK   COYOTE 60-7626             76  88  2  195 BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (1065)
STRIKING ATTACK  BERWYN 68-5897             21  12  0  194 DRATHANEANS (771)
BASHING ATTACK   CLEMMIE 26-4630            49 114  1  175 GOLDEN CANYON (741)
WALL OF STEEL    FANG 68-2019               35  17  0  135 SERPENT'S HOLD (468)

The overall popularity leader is COYOTE 60-7626.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was GORDIAN 63-2104.  The ten other most popular fighters were BIKINI LINE 25-4545, 
GOLDERIE 26-4657, KETTELMAN 26-4749, SMOKE 68-5868, GAMBIT 26-4826, LORIS KEY 
26-4706, SARINA 26-4220, AIKEN 71-3933, CHRISTIAN 27-3086, and MICHAEL COOPER 4-5943.

The least popular fighter this week was BALISONG 22-6847.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were FANG 68-2019, KHANAMIR 20-2872, CLEMMIE 26-4630, BERWYN 
68-5897, COYOTE 60-7626, MICHAEL COOPER 4-5943, CHRISTIAN 27-3086, AIKEN 71-3933, 
SARINA 26-4220, and LORIS KEY 26-4706.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
JHELUM(4)            1  0 0  CALEAM(26)           3  3 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         0  1 0  
SEAM(20)             0  1 0  POINT(27)            0  1 0  FIREHOLD(68)         2  1 0  
SOLVEN(22)           0  1 0  ARADI(60)            0  1 0  KYR'TERR(71)         1  0 0  
LYRATILAN(25)        1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MICHAEL COOPER 4-5943       72  56  1  192  SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 (1028) JHELUM
 KHANAMIR 20-2872            40  44  0  163  WRATHMEN VI (642)          SEAM
 BALISONG 22-6847            20  11  0   52  SERPENTS HOLD (1070)       SOLVEN
 BIKINI LINE 25-4545         53  59  0  208  SUPERIOR FORCES (1058)     LYRATILAN
 SARINA 26-4220              67  90  2  245  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM
 CHRISTIAN 27-3086           52  32  0  196  WRATHMEN VII (672)         POINT
 COYOTE 60-7626              76  88  2  195  BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (1065) ARADI
 GORDIAN 63-2104             63  56  0  194  WHY KNOT (1066)            AMEN-TEI
 SMOKE 68-5868               45  40  0  206  ZOMBIE SQUAD II II (665)   FIREHOLD
 AIKEN 71-3933               48  31  1  227  SUPERIOR FORCES Y4 (1062)  KYR'TERR