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Date   : 05/14/2012    Duedate: 05/26/2012

ANDORAK ARENA

DM 105    TURN 583

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 SUPERIOR FO 25/1058  903  563   4 61.6    3 DRATHANEANS 68/771   154  161   0 48.9
    SUPERIOR FORCES Y4 71/1062                  WRATHMEN VI 20/642
    SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 4/1028                  WRATHMEN VII 27/672
  2 ZOMBIE SQUA 26/1069  584  463   6 55.8      24 HOURS OF DOOM 46/1071
    SERPENT'S HOLD 68/468                     4 WHY KNOT 63/1066     459  764  13 37.5
    SERPENTS HOLD 22/1070                       BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS 60/1065
    ZOMBIE SQUAD II II 68/665                 5 GOLDEN CANYO 26/741  766 1353  11 36.1

                                  WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 348): PENNY of YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 697): PARAGON of THE ASSEMBLY (Froot E. Bowl, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 697): ZANDER of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 682): ROMO of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisant, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 684): RINGWORM of WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 681): DEEZ of ERRATA (JE, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 678): SEETHER of WENSINWASIN 5.5.2. (Khorvinus, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 679): DREAM OF DAY of RANDOM (JE, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 642): LORIS DEANE of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 639): CIRCE of LADY OF THE MOON (LHI, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 630): THE COOK MESSED UP of BASH BROS. WAITRESS
                                             (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 294): JASMIN of JADE WARRIORS (Brandon Massingale, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 524): KUNG PAO KOLACTAN of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 248): SUGAR HILL GANG of RAP ATTACKS (Marma Duke, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 582): SARINA of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 348): YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 697): COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 697): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 682): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 684): WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 681): ERRATA (JE, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 678): WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 379): WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 642): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 639): WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 630): 24 HOURS OF DOOM (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 295): FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 524): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 249): WRATHMEN XIV (Kharadmon, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 582): SUPERIOR FORCES et al (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 697): WOOF WOOF of BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 679): GAZELLE HOUND of DOG DAY AFTERNOON (LHI, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 629): DOMINATION of 24 HOURS OF DOOM (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 295): AREOPOLITE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 248): SUGAR HILL GANG of RAP ATTACKS (Marma Duke, mgr.)
                 (turn 248): DIANGELIQUE of DARQUE FORCES V (Master Darque, mgr.)

                                 THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
                          Reflections by the King's Sentinel

     It's no fun to cook for coyotes, they'll eat ANYTHING.

                                       Sarina

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     This is pathetic, and on such a bright and shining morning, too!  Only nine
fights, one challenge.  At least there were no standbys involved.  I hope to see more
gladiators on the sands next time.  That's a hint.
     Domination had the biggest point gain at twenty-one.
     Golderie had the biggest drop at fourteen, and at this rate she'll soon be down
in the ranks where she can win again.
     Aiken got the most challenges.

     BALISONG (22-6847) (20-11-0,52) of SERPENTS HOLD fought DOMINATION (46-3177)
(12-3-1,40) of 24 HOURS OF DOOM.  BALISONG was vanquished by DOMINATION in a 1 minute
uneven duel.  This is the scene and source of Domination's rise.
     CLEMMIE (26-4630) (49-114-1,175) of GOLDEN CANYON fought FANG (68-2019) (35-17-
0,135) of SERPENT'S HOLD.  CLEMMIE handily defeated FANG in a 2 minute uneven fight.
I knew the taffy would do it.  What tooth can escape?
     BERWYN (68-5897) (21-12-0,194) of DRATHANEANS fought LORIS KEY (26-4706) (51-96-
2,188) of GOLDEN CANYON.  BERWYN bested LORIS KEY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
This means he gets to pick the pie.  I hear apple-cranberry is the new flavor thrill.
     SMOKE (68-5868) (45-40-0,206) of ZOMBIE SQUAD II II fought KHANAMIR (20-2872)
(40-44-0,163) of WRATHMEN VI.  SMOKE bested KHANAMIR in a popular 6 minute duel.  And
if it lasted six minutes (which it did), why was it so popular, eh?  Don't ask me, I
don't delve into crowd psychology.
     GORDIAN (63-2104) (63-56-0,194) of WHY KNOT fought BIKINI LINE (25-4545) (53-59-
0,208) of SUPERIOR FORCES.  GORDIAN was subdued by BIKINI LINE in a 2 minute
competition.  Poor Gordian, tied in knots by the female.  I will not call her a lady,
having met her socially around town.
     GAMBIT (26-4826) (23-14-0,183) of ZOMBIE SQUAD fought GOLDERIE (26-4657) (62-90-
1,197) of GOLDEN CANYON.  GAMBIT devastated GOLDERIE in a popular 1 minute one-sided
contest.  Not keeping your mind on the game, Golderie?
     MICHAEL COOPER (4-5943) (72-56-1,192) of SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 fought KETTELMAN
(26-4749) (48-63-1,185) of GOLDEN CANYON.  MICHAEL COOPER defeated KETTELMAN in a 2
minute duel.  Not really a surprise.

The challenge:
     CHRISTIAN (27-3086) (52-32-0,196) of WRATHMEN VII challenged AIKEN (71-3933)
(48-31-1,227) of SUPERIOR FORCES Y4.  Up 31.  CHRISTIAN was devastated by AIKEN in a
1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.  A bold try, Christian.  I salute that.

And for the title:
     SARINA (26-4220) (67-90-2,245) of GOLDEN CANYON fought COYOTE (60-7626) (76-88-
2,195) of BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS.  SARINA was viciously subdued by COYOTE in a action
packed 2 minute Title battle.  An unfortunate outcome for us, as Coyote is not going
to write a column.  Still, it was a good fight.

                                       Ardane

THE KING'S SENTINEL            W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 COYOTE 60-7626               77  88  2  206  BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (1065) ARADI

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 AIKEN 71-3933                49  31  1  246  SUPERIOR FORCES Y4 (1062)  KYR'TERR
 BIKINI LINE 25-4545          54  59     216  SUPERIOR FORCES (1058)     LYRATILAN

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SMOKE 68-5868                46  40     208  ZOMBIE SQUAD II II (665)   FIREHOLD
 GAMBIT 26-4826               24  14     201  ZOMBIE SQUAD (1069)        CALEAM
 BERWYN 68-5897               22  12     198  DRATHANEANS (771)          FIREHOLD
 MICHAEL COOPER 4-5943        73  56  1  196  SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 (1028) JHELUM
 SARINA 26-4220               67  91  2  192  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM
 GORDIAN 63-2104              63  57     192  WHY KNOT (1066)            AMEN-TEI
 CHRISTIAN 27-3086            52  33     192  WRATHMEN VII (672)         POINT
 LORIS KEY 26-4706            51  97  2  189  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM
 KETTELMAN 26-4749            48  64  1  187  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM
 CLEMMIE 26-4630              50 114  1  185  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM
 GOLDERIE 26-4657             62  91  1  183  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KHANAMIR 20-2872             40  45     172  WRATHMEN VI (642)          SEAM

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 FANG 68-2019                 35  18     135  SERPENT'S HOLD (468)       FIREHOLD

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DOMINATION 46-3177           13   3  1   61  24 HOURS OF DOOM (1071)    ARDIVENT
 BALISONG 22-6847             20  12      39  SERPENTS HOLD (1070)       SOLVEN

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Aiken -- "Defense seems to be crumbling rapidly" my ass!  Still appeared to be
extremely effective to me. -- Christian
P.S.  Tell your manager mine says, "What's up?"

Clemmie -- *sniff sniff*  Something's burnin'.  You leave something in the oven? --
Berwyn

Gambit -- Ouch, oof, eeow, dang, okay!  Okay!  I give. -- Khanamir, rubbing his
backside and limping home...

Fang -- A big tooth like that is a real handicap when it's a sweet tooth and I've got
pie.  Whatever weapon works. -- Loris Key

Berwyn -- I should know better by now than to sample my own wares before a fight.
But they were so GOOOOD.  Gingerbread muffins with cream cheese sauce, a sprinkling
of orange rind, a drop or two of Grand Marnier.  Really good, and I made them with
you in mind.  So, now YOU can eat 'em, too. -- Clemmie

Bikini Line -- Nope, not falling down on the job, but you may be, if you keep eating
the pastries like there was no tomorrow.  Put on so much as an ounce, and it'll show
in a bikini. -- Golderie

Michael Cooper -- Damned vegetarian. -- Kettelman

Christian -- Maybe next time, indeed.  We'll have to think about a suitable menu. --
Sarina

Berwyn -- Within reason, I don't mind a little oggle here and there. -- Golderie

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

CHRISTIAN was devastated by AIKEN in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
SARINA was viciously subdued by COYOTE in a action packed 2 minute Title battle.
MICHAEL COOPER defeated KETTELMAN in a 2 minute duel.
GAMBIT devastated GOLDERIE in a popular 1 minute one-sided contest.
GORDIAN was subdued by BIKINI LINE in a 2 minute competition.
SMOKE bested KHANAMIR in a popular 6 minute duel.
BERWYN bested LORIS KEY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
CLEMMIE handily defeated FANG in a 2 minute uneven fight.
BALISONG was vanquished by DOMINATION in a 1 minute uneven duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         PARRY-STRIKE       6 -   1 -  0      86  |
|AIMED BLOW                       4         TOTAL PARRY        2 -   1 -  0      67  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         LUNGING ATTACK    20 -  13 -  0      61  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         PARRY-LUNGE       12 -   8 -  0      60  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      6 -   5 -  0      55  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         STRIKING ATTACK    7 -   8 -  0      47  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         AIMED BLOW        19 -  23 -  0      45  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         BASHING ATTACK     4 -   6 -  0      40  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         SLASHING ATTACK    3 -   7 -  0      30  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         WALL OF STEEL      0 -   3 -  0       0  |

Turn 583 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         3  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  2         1  TOTAL PARRY    
AIMED BLOW         2 -  2     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1         1  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1                                       1  PARRY-LUNGE    
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1                                       1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                                                                1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   COYOTE 60-7626             77  88  2  206 BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (1065)
AIMED BLOW       AIKEN 71-3933              49  31  1  246 SUPERIOR FORCES Y4 (1062)
TOTAL PARRY      SMOKE 68-5868              46  40  0  208 ZOMBIE SQUAD II II (665)
STRIKING ATTACK  BERWYN 68-5897             22  12  0  198 DRATHANEANS (771)
PARRY-LUNGE      MICHAEL COOPER 4-5943      73  56  1  196 SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 (1028)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    SARINA 26-4220             67  91  2  192 GOLDEN CANYON (741)
SLASHING ATTACK  CHRISTIAN 27-3086          52  33  0  192 WRATHMEN VII (672)
BASHING ATTACK   CLEMMIE 26-4630            50 114  1  185 GOLDEN CANYON (741)
WALL OF STEEL    FANG 68-2019               35  18  0  135 SERPENT'S HOLD (468)

The overall popularity leader is COYOTE 60-7626.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was KHANAMIR 20-2872.  The ten other most popular fighters were COYOTE 60-7626, SMOKE 
68-5868, BIKINI LINE 25-4545, CLEMMIE 26-4630, MICHAEL COOPER 4-5943, GAMBIT 26-4826, 
GORDIAN 63-2104, KETTELMAN 26-4749, BERWYN 68-5897, and LORIS KEY 26-4706.

The least popular fighter this week was BALISONG 22-6847.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were FANG 68-2019, CHRISTIAN 27-3086, GOLDERIE 26-4657, SARINA 
26-4220, DOMINATION 46-3177, AIKEN 71-3933, LORIS KEY 26-4706, BERWYN 68-5897, 
KETTELMAN 26-4749, and GORDIAN 63-2104.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
JHELUM(4)            1  0 0  CALEAM(26)           2  4 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         0  1 0  
SEAM(20)             0  1 0  POINT(27)            0  1 0  FIREHOLD(68)         2  1 0  
SOLVEN(22)           0  1 0  ARDIVENT(46)         1  0 0  KYR'TERR(71)         1  0 0  
LYRATILAN(25)        1  0 0  ARADI(60)            1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MICHAEL COOPER 4-5943       73  56  1  196  SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 (1028) JHELUM
 KHANAMIR 20-2872            40  45  0  172  WRATHMEN VI (642)          SEAM
 BALISONG 22-6847            20  12  0   39  SERPENTS HOLD (1070)       SOLVEN
 BIKINI LINE 25-4545         54  59  0  216  SUPERIOR FORCES (1058)     LYRATILAN
 GAMBIT 26-4826              24  14  0  201  ZOMBIE SQUAD (1069)        CALEAM
 CHRISTIAN 27-3086           52  33  0  192  WRATHMEN VII (672)         POINT
 DOMINATION 46-3177          13   3  1   61  24 HOURS OF DOOM (1071)    ARDIVENT
 COYOTE 60-7626              77  88  2  206  BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (1065) ARADI
 GORDIAN 63-2104             63  57  0  192  WHY KNOT (1066)            AMEN-TEI
 SMOKE 68-5868               46  40  0  208  ZOMBIE SQUAD II II (665)   FIREHOLD
 AIKEN 71-3933               49  31  1  246  SUPERIOR FORCES Y4 (1062)  KYR'TERR