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Date   : 05/28/2012    Duedate: 06/09/2012

ANDORAK ARENA

DM 105    TURN 584

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 SUPERIOR FO 25/1058  905  564   4 61.6    3 DRATHANEANS 68/771   155  164   0 48.6
    SUPERIOR FORCES Y4 71/1062                  WRATHMEN VI 20/642
    SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 4/1028                  WRATHMEN VII 27/672
  2 ZOMBIE SQUA 26/1069  586  465   6 55.8      24 HOURS OF DOOM 46/1071
    SERPENT'S HOLD 68/468                     4 WHY KNOT 63/1066     461  764  13 37.6
    SERPENTS HOLD 22/1070                       BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS 60/1065
    ZOMBIE SQUAD II II 68/665                 5 GOLDEN CANYO 26/741  768 1356  11 36.2

                                  WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 348): PENNY of YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 698): PARAGON of THE ASSEMBLY (Froot E. Bowl, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 698): VLAD THE IMPALER of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 683): ROMO of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisant, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 685): RINGWORM of WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 682): VOLDEMORT of SAY MY NAME (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 679): SEETHER of WENSINWASIN 5.5.2. (Khorvinus, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 680): DREAM OF DAY of RANDOM (JE, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 643): LINAEA DEANE of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 640): CIRCE of LADY OF THE MOON (LHI, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 631): SHELLEY ANN of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 295): SAVAGE SNOWBALL of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 525): KUNG PAO KOLACTAN of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 248): SUGAR HILL GANG of RAP ATTACKS (Marma Duke, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 583): COYOTE of BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (A-Sop, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 348): YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 698): BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 698): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 683): ARE YOU ? (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 685): TRIBE (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 682): BASH BROS CAR (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 679): WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 680): RED DOG GANG (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 643): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 640): WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 631): AZURE CLOUDS (slugbait, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 296): FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 525): WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 249): WRATHMEN XIV (Kharadmon, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 583): SUPERIOR FORCES et al (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 698): BERLAM FOOTE of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
                   (turn 697): WOOF WOOF of BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 685): RINGWORM of WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 680): DREAM OF DAY of RANDOM (JE, mgr.)
             (turn 679): GAZELLE HOUND of DOG DAY AFTERNOON (LHI, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 295): AREOPOLITE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 248): SUGAR HILL GANG of RAP ATTACKS (Marma Duke, mgr.)
                 (turn 248): DIANGELIQUE of DARQUE FORCES V (Master Darque, mgr.)

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     I was going to do a short spy report, because of everything being a day late
(and probably a dollar short).  But then I was so tired (family emergency) that I
decided not to do a spy report and just send you an apology.  But then I took a quick
look at the relevant files so I could apologize knowledgeably, and there were only
ten fights, that I decided I could do a spy report, since it will necessarly be
short....  Anyway, here it is.
     Ten fights, no challenges, no avoids, two standbys.  Where did everyone go?  Off
somewhere checking the tourney timing for this summer?  Oh, well, whatever works best
for you.  Golderie had the biggest point gain: twenty points.  Her teammate Kettelman
had the biggest drop: thirteen points.  Small potatoes, both of 'em.

     BALISONG (22-6847) (20-12-0,39) of SERPENTS HOLD fought DOMINATION (46-3177)
(13-3-1,61) of 24 HOURS OF DOOM.  BALISONG was handily defeated by DOMINATION in a 1
minute one-sided bout.  That's Balisong the poor teacher and non-writer of personals,
getting his, her, or its just deserts.  Desserts?
     FANG (68-2019) (35-18-0,135) of SERPENT'S HOLD fought LAWRENCE THE SOT (105-10)
(0-0-0,150) of Shopworn Standbsy.  FANG vanquished LAWRENCE THE SOT in an exciting 1
minute one-sided fight.  Depends on how hard up you are for excitement, doesn't it?
     BERWYN (68-5897) (22-12-0,198) of DRATHANEANS fought SARINA (26-4220) (67-91-
2,192) of GOLDEN CANYON.  BERWYN was vanquished by SARINA in a 1 minute uneven fight.
If she offers you Cowboy Cake, Berwyn, take it.  Good stuff.  She just brought ME a
pan of it.
     SMOKE (68-5868) (46-40-0,208) of ZOMBIE SQUAD II II fought GOLDERIE (26-4657)
(62-91-1,183) of GOLDEN CANYON.  SMOKE was viciously subdued by GOLDERIE in an action
packed 4 minute gruesome melee.  I would never have pictured Smoke as a melon.
     GORDIAN (63-2104) (63-57-0,192) of WHY KNOT fought KHANAMIR (20-2872) (40-45-
0,172) of WRATHMEN VI.  GORDIAN devastated KHANAMIR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory
mismatched match.  Gordian's a tough knut to defeat, yes?

     KETTELMAN (26-4749) (48-64-1,187) of GOLDEN CANYON fought GHRYSHAN (105-25) (0-
0-0,181) of Shopworn Standbsy.  KETTELMAN was devastated by GHRYSHAN in a 1 minute
one-sided duel.  Fairly embarrassing.
     GAMBIT (26-4826) (24-14-0,201) of ZOMBIE SQUAD fought LORIS KEY (26-4706) (51-
97-2,189) of GOLDEN CANYON.  GAMBIT overpowered LORIS KEY in a 1 minute mismatched
match.  Ah, to pie or not to pie, eh?
     MICHAEL COOPER (4-5943) (73-56-1,196) of SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 fought CLEMMIE (26-
4630) (50-114-1,185) of GOLDEN CANYON.  MICHAEL COOPER slimly won victory over
CLEMMIE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brawl.  After this long with Clemmie's cooking,
Micheal is not so slim anymore.
     BIKINI LINE (25-4545) (54-59-0,216) of SUPERIOR FORCES fought CHRISTIAN (27-
3086) (52-33-0,192) of WRATHMEN VII.  BIKINI LINE narrowly defeated CHRISTIAN in an
exciting 4 minute gory melee.  Was it yellow polka-dotted, Christian?

For the title:
     COYOTE (60-7626) (77-88-2,206) of BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS fought AIKEN (71-3933)
(49-31-1,246) of SUPERIOR FORCES Y4.  COYOTE viciously subdued AIKEN in a crowd
pleasing 2 minute gruesome Title fight.  Oh, well, Aiken wouldn't have done a column,
either.  Congratulations, you sneaky Coyote!

                                       Ardane

THE KING'S SENTINEL            W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 COYOTE 60-7626               78  88  2  223  BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (1065) ARADI

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BIKINI LINE 25-4545          55  59     232  SUPERIOR FORCES (1058)     LYRATILAN

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SARINA 26-4220               68  91  2  210  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM
 GAMBIT 26-4826               25  14     208  ZOMBIE SQUAD (1069)        CALEAM
 GOLDERIE 26-4657             63  91  1  203  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM
 MICHAEL COOPER 4-5943        74  56  1  201  SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 (1028) JHELUM
 GORDIAN 63-2104              64  57     198  WHY KNOT (1066)            AMEN-TEI
 AIKEN 71-3933                49  32  1  196  SUPERIOR FORCES Y4 (1062)  KYR'TERR
 CHRISTIAN 27-3086            52  34     192  WRATHMEN VII (672)         POINT
 CLEMMIE 26-4630              50 115  1  191  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM
 SMOKE 68-5868                46  41     187  ZOMBIE SQUAD II II (665)   FIREHOLD
 LORIS KEY 26-4706            51  98  2  185  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM
 BERWYN 68-5897               22  13     185  DRATHANEANS (771)          FIREHOLD

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KETTELMAN 26-4749            48  65  1  174  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM
 KHANAMIR 20-2872             40  46     169  WRATHMEN VI (642)          SEAM
 FANG 68-2019                 36  18     154  SERPENT'S HOLD (468)       FIREHOLD

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DOMINATION 46-3177           14   3  1   70  24 HOURS OF DOOM (1071)    ARDIVENT
 BALISONG 22-6847             20  13      38  SERPENTS HOLD (1070)       SOLVEN

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Balisong -- Not much of a teacher are ya? -- Domination

Aiken -- Well THAT didn't work. -- Christian

Smoke -- Thanks for the workout. -- Khanamir

Loris Key -- Mmm...pie.  I'm really partial to cherry. -- Berwyn

Berwyn -- No, but it may be about time to clean the oven.  I shudder to think of it,
but... sometimes it has to be done.  There's a lot to be said for cooking over an
open fire, such as:  no stove top or oven to clean. -- Clemmie

Well, there it is, Coyote took the title.  And I know, for a ninety-nine percent
certainty, that Coyote will not write a column.  I considered doing a "loser's
column," and then I considered the pleasure of not having to do ANY column, so...
here we are.  A personal, and no more. -- Sarina
P.S.  Though I might be persuaded to share our family recipe for Cowboy Cake.

Michael Cooper -- Oh, it's you.  Not someone to appreciate a good soup at the end of
a long day.  So maybe I'll just throw it at you instead of serving it in a dish? --
Kettelman

Gambit -- These fights are a great distraction!  I've been trying to work out a new
seasoning suite for beef, and people keep INTERRUPTING me to come FIGHT.  If I didn't
need the paycheck--some of the seasonings are expensive--I'd never step foot on the
sands.  As it is, just you wait, I will have the ULTIMATE hot sausage on a bun before
the summer is over. -- Golderie

Berwyn -- Heck, I meant for you to eat A PIECE of pie, not pig the whole thing down
like there was no tomorrow, or at least no pie tomorrow.  Trust me, there WILL BE pie
tomorrow.  And the day after. -- Loris Key

Fang -- Normally I don't mess with candy, it's so trivial.  I leave it for those
women from Sweet Magic in Riztab.  But I just had a sort of a hunch that it would DO
in this fight, and it did. -- Clemmie

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

COYOTE viciously subdued AIKEN in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gruesome Title fight.
BIKINI LINE narrowly defeated CHRISTIAN in a exciting 4 minute gory melee.
MICHAEL COOPER slimly won victory over CLEMMIE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brawl.
GAMBIT overpowered LORIS KEY in a 1 minute mismatched match.
KETTELMAN was devastated by GHRYSHAN in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
GORDIAN devastated KHANAMIR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory mismatched match.
SMOKE was viciously subdued by GOLDERIE in a action packed 4 minute gruesome melee.
BERWYN was vanquished by SARINA in a 1 minute uneven fight.
FANG vanquished LAWRENCE THE SOT in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
BALISONG was handily defeated by DOMINATION in a 1 minute one-sided bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         PARRY-STRIKE       5 -   1 -  0      83  |
|AIMED BLOW                       4         PARRY-RIPOSTE      7 -   4 -  0      64  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         LUNGING ATTACK    21 -  12 -  0      64  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         PARRY-LUNGE       12 -   8 -  0      60  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         TOTAL PARRY        2 -   2 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         AIMED BLOW        20 -  23 -  0      47  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         BASHING ATTACK     4 -   6 -  0      40  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         STRIKING ATTACK    6 -  10 -  0      38  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         WALL OF STEEL      1 -   3 -  0      25  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         SLASHING ATTACK    3 -   9 -  0      25  |

Turn 584 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  0     AIMED BLOW         1 -  3         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  2         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  2         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  1         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                                                                1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   COYOTE 60-7626             78  88  2  223 BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (1065)
AIMED BLOW       BIKINI LINE 25-4545        55  59  0  232 SUPERIOR FORCES (1058)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    SARINA 26-4220             68  91  2  210 GOLDEN CANYON (741)
PARRY-LUNGE      GOLDERIE 26-4657           63  91  1  203 GOLDEN CANYON (741)
SLASHING ATTACK  CHRISTIAN 27-3086          52  34  0  192 WRATHMEN VII (672)
BASHING ATTACK   CLEMMIE 26-4630            50 115  1  191 GOLDEN CANYON (741)
TOTAL PARRY      SMOKE 68-5868              46  41  0  187 ZOMBIE SQUAD II II (665)
STRIKING ATTACK  BERWYN 68-5897             22  13  0  185 DRATHANEANS (771)
WALL OF STEEL    FANG 68-2019               36  18  0  154 SERPENT'S HOLD (468)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
The overall popularity leader is COYOTE 60-7626.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was GOLDERIE 26-4657.  The ten other most popular fighters were COYOTE 60-7626, 
CHRISTIAN 27-3086, BIKINI LINE 25-4545, MICHAEL COOPER 4-5943, CLEMMIE 26-4630, 
GORDIAN 63-2104, AIKEN 71-3933, SMOKE 68-5868, FANG 68-2019, and DOMINATION 46-3177.

The least popular fighter this week was BALISONG 22-6847.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were LORIS KEY 26-4706, BERWYN 68-5897, KHANAMIR 20-2872, KETTELMAN 
26-4749, SARINA 26-4220, GAMBIT 26-4826, DOMINATION 46-3177, FANG 68-2019, SMOKE 
68-5868, and AIKEN 71-3933.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
JHELUM(4)            1  0 0  CALEAM(26)           3  3 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         1  0 0  
SEAM(20)             0  1 0  POINT(27)            0  1 0  FIREHOLD(68)         1  2 0  
SOLVEN(22)           0  1 0  ARDIVENT(46)         1  0 0  KYR'TERR(71)         0  1 0  
LYRATILAN(25)        1  0 0  ARADI(60)            1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MICHAEL COOPER 4-5943       74  56  1  201  SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 (1028) JHELUM
 KHANAMIR 20-2872            40  46  0  169  WRATHMEN VI (642)          SEAM
 BALISONG 22-6847            20  13  0   38  SERPENTS HOLD (1070)       SOLVEN
 BIKINI LINE 25-4545         55  59  0  232  SUPERIOR FORCES (1058)     LYRATILAN
 SARINA 26-4220              68  91  2  210  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM
 CHRISTIAN 27-3086           52  34  0  192  WRATHMEN VII (672)         POINT
 DOMINATION 46-3177          14   3  1   70  24 HOURS OF DOOM (1071)    ARDIVENT
 COYOTE 60-7626              78  88  2  223  BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (1065) ARADI
 GORDIAN 63-2104             64  57  0  198  WHY KNOT (1066)            AMEN-TEI
 SMOKE 68-5868               46  41  0  187  ZOMBIE SQUAD II II (665)   FIREHOLD
 AIKEN 71-3933               49  32  1  196  SUPERIOR FORCES Y4 (1062)  KYR'TERR