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Date : 05/28/2012 Duedate: 06/09/2012
ANDORAK ARENA
DM 105 TURN 584
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 SUPERIOR FO 25/1058 905 564 4 61.6 3 DRATHANEANS 68/771 155 164 0 48.6
SUPERIOR FORCES Y4 71/1062 WRATHMEN VI 20/642
SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 4/1028 WRATHMEN VII 27/672
2 ZOMBIE SQUA 26/1069 586 465 6 55.8 24 HOURS OF DOOM 46/1071
SERPENT'S HOLD 68/468 4 WHY KNOT 63/1066 461 764 13 37.6
SERPENTS HOLD 22/1070 BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS 60/1065
ZOMBIE SQUAD II II 68/665 5 GOLDEN CANYO 26/741 768 1356 11 36.2
WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT
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---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 348): PENNY of YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 698): PARAGON of THE ASSEMBLY (Froot E. Bowl, mgr.)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 698): VLAD THE IMPALER of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 683): ROMO of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisant, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 685): RINGWORM of WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 682): VOLDEMORT of SAY MY NAME (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 679): SEETHER of WENSINWASIN 5.5.2. (Khorvinus, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 680): DREAM OF DAY of RANDOM (JE, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 643): LINAEA DEANE of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 640): CIRCE of LADY OF THE MOON (LHI, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 631): SHELLEY ANN of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 295): SAVAGE SNOWBALL of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 525): KUNG PAO KOLACTAN of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 248): SUGAR HILL GANG of RAP ATTACKS (Marma Duke, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 583): COYOTE of BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (A-Sop, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 348): YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 698): BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 698): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 683): ARE YOU ? (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 685): TRIBE (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 682): BASH BROS CAR (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 679): WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 680): RED DOG GANG (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 643): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 640): WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 631): AZURE CLOUDS (slugbait, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 296): FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 525): WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 249): WRATHMEN XIV (Kharadmon, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 583): SUPERIOR FORCES et al (Manager, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 698): BERLAM FOOTE of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
(turn 697): WOOF WOOF of BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 685): RINGWORM of WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 680): DREAM OF DAY of RANDOM (JE, mgr.)
(turn 679): GAZELLE HOUND of DOG DAY AFTERNOON (LHI, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 295): AREOPOLITE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 248): SUGAR HILL GANG of RAP ATTACKS (Marma Duke, mgr.)
(turn 248): DIANGELIQUE of DARQUE FORCES V (Master Darque, mgr.)
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
I was going to do a short spy report, because of everything being a day late
(and probably a dollar short). But then I was so tired (family emergency) that I
decided not to do a spy report and just send you an apology. But then I took a quick
look at the relevant files so I could apologize knowledgeably, and there were only
ten fights, that I decided I could do a spy report, since it will necessarly be
short.... Anyway, here it is.
Ten fights, no challenges, no avoids, two standbys. Where did everyone go? Off
somewhere checking the tourney timing for this summer? Oh, well, whatever works best
for you. Golderie had the biggest point gain: twenty points. Her teammate Kettelman
had the biggest drop: thirteen points. Small potatoes, both of 'em.
BALISONG (22-6847) (20-12-0,39) of SERPENTS HOLD fought DOMINATION (46-3177)
(13-3-1,61) of 24 HOURS OF DOOM. BALISONG was handily defeated by DOMINATION in a 1
minute one-sided bout. That's Balisong the poor teacher and non-writer of personals,
getting his, her, or its just deserts. Desserts?
FANG (68-2019) (35-18-0,135) of SERPENT'S HOLD fought LAWRENCE THE SOT (105-10)
(0-0-0,150) of Shopworn Standbsy. FANG vanquished LAWRENCE THE SOT in an exciting 1
minute one-sided fight. Depends on how hard up you are for excitement, doesn't it?
BERWYN (68-5897) (22-12-0,198) of DRATHANEANS fought SARINA (26-4220) (67-91-
2,192) of GOLDEN CANYON. BERWYN was vanquished by SARINA in a 1 minute uneven fight.
If she offers you Cowboy Cake, Berwyn, take it. Good stuff. She just brought ME a
pan of it.
SMOKE (68-5868) (46-40-0,208) of ZOMBIE SQUAD II II fought GOLDERIE (26-4657)
(62-91-1,183) of GOLDEN CANYON. SMOKE was viciously subdued by GOLDERIE in an action
packed 4 minute gruesome melee. I would never have pictured Smoke as a melon.
GORDIAN (63-2104) (63-57-0,192) of WHY KNOT fought KHANAMIR (20-2872) (40-45-
0,172) of WRATHMEN VI. GORDIAN devastated KHANAMIR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory
mismatched match. Gordian's a tough knut to defeat, yes?
KETTELMAN (26-4749) (48-64-1,187) of GOLDEN CANYON fought GHRYSHAN (105-25) (0-
0-0,181) of Shopworn Standbsy. KETTELMAN was devastated by GHRYSHAN in a 1 minute
one-sided duel. Fairly embarrassing.
GAMBIT (26-4826) (24-14-0,201) of ZOMBIE SQUAD fought LORIS KEY (26-4706) (51-
97-2,189) of GOLDEN CANYON. GAMBIT overpowered LORIS KEY in a 1 minute mismatched
match. Ah, to pie or not to pie, eh?
MICHAEL COOPER (4-5943) (73-56-1,196) of SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 fought CLEMMIE (26-
4630) (50-114-1,185) of GOLDEN CANYON. MICHAEL COOPER slimly won victory over
CLEMMIE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brawl. After this long with Clemmie's cooking,
Micheal is not so slim anymore.
BIKINI LINE (25-4545) (54-59-0,216) of SUPERIOR FORCES fought CHRISTIAN (27-
3086) (52-33-0,192) of WRATHMEN VII. BIKINI LINE narrowly defeated CHRISTIAN in an
exciting 4 minute gory melee. Was it yellow polka-dotted, Christian?
For the title:
COYOTE (60-7626) (77-88-2,206) of BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS fought AIKEN (71-3933)
(49-31-1,246) of SUPERIOR FORCES Y4. COYOTE viciously subdued AIKEN in a crowd
pleasing 2 minute gruesome Title fight. Oh, well, Aiken wouldn't have done a column,
either. Congratulations, you sneaky Coyote!
Ardane
THE KING'S SENTINEL W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
COYOTE 60-7626 78 88 2 223 BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (1065) ARADI
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BIKINI LINE 25-4545 55 59 232 SUPERIOR FORCES (1058) LYRATILAN
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SARINA 26-4220 68 91 2 210 GOLDEN CANYON (741) CALEAM
GAMBIT 26-4826 25 14 208 ZOMBIE SQUAD (1069) CALEAM
GOLDERIE 26-4657 63 91 1 203 GOLDEN CANYON (741) CALEAM
MICHAEL COOPER 4-5943 74 56 1 201 SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 (1028) JHELUM
GORDIAN 63-2104 64 57 198 WHY KNOT (1066) AMEN-TEI
AIKEN 71-3933 49 32 1 196 SUPERIOR FORCES Y4 (1062) KYR'TERR
CHRISTIAN 27-3086 52 34 192 WRATHMEN VII (672) POINT
CLEMMIE 26-4630 50 115 1 191 GOLDEN CANYON (741) CALEAM
SMOKE 68-5868 46 41 187 ZOMBIE SQUAD II II (665) FIREHOLD
LORIS KEY 26-4706 51 98 2 185 GOLDEN CANYON (741) CALEAM
BERWYN 68-5897 22 13 185 DRATHANEANS (771) FIREHOLD
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
KETTELMAN 26-4749 48 65 1 174 GOLDEN CANYON (741) CALEAM
KHANAMIR 20-2872 40 46 169 WRATHMEN VI (642) SEAM
FANG 68-2019 36 18 154 SERPENT'S HOLD (468) FIREHOLD
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DOMINATION 46-3177 14 3 1 70 24 HOURS OF DOOM (1071) ARDIVENT
BALISONG 22-6847 20 13 38 SERPENTS HOLD (1070) SOLVEN
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Balisong -- Not much of a teacher are ya? -- Domination
Aiken -- Well THAT didn't work. -- Christian
Smoke -- Thanks for the workout. -- Khanamir
Loris Key -- Mmm...pie. I'm really partial to cherry. -- Berwyn
Berwyn -- No, but it may be about time to clean the oven. I shudder to think of it,
but... sometimes it has to be done. There's a lot to be said for cooking over an
open fire, such as: no stove top or oven to clean. -- Clemmie
Well, there it is, Coyote took the title. And I know, for a ninety-nine percent
certainty, that Coyote will not write a column. I considered doing a "loser's
column," and then I considered the pleasure of not having to do ANY column, so...
here we are. A personal, and no more. -- Sarina
P.S. Though I might be persuaded to share our family recipe for Cowboy Cake.
Michael Cooper -- Oh, it's you. Not someone to appreciate a good soup at the end of
a long day. So maybe I'll just throw it at you instead of serving it in a dish? --
Kettelman
Gambit -- These fights are a great distraction! I've been trying to work out a new
seasoning suite for beef, and people keep INTERRUPTING me to come FIGHT. If I didn't
need the paycheck--some of the seasonings are expensive--I'd never step foot on the
sands. As it is, just you wait, I will have the ULTIMATE hot sausage on a bun before
the summer is over. -- Golderie
Berwyn -- Heck, I meant for you to eat A PIECE of pie, not pig the whole thing down
like there was no tomorrow, or at least no pie tomorrow. Trust me, there WILL BE pie
tomorrow. And the day after. -- Loris Key
Fang -- Normally I don't mess with candy, it's so trivial. I leave it for those
women from Sweet Magic in Riztab. But I just had a sort of a hunch that it would DO
in this fight, and it did. -- Clemmie
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
COYOTE viciously subdued AIKEN in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gruesome Title fight.
BIKINI LINE narrowly defeated CHRISTIAN in a exciting 4 minute gory melee.
MICHAEL COOPER slimly won victory over CLEMMIE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brawl.
GAMBIT overpowered LORIS KEY in a 1 minute mismatched match.
KETTELMAN was devastated by GHRYSHAN in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
GORDIAN devastated KHANAMIR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory mismatched match.
SMOKE was viciously subdued by GOLDERIE in a action packed 4 minute gruesome melee.
BERWYN was vanquished by SARINA in a 1 minute uneven fight.
FANG vanquished LAWRENCE THE SOT in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
BALISONG was handily defeated by DOMINATION in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 4 PARRY-STRIKE 5 - 1 - 0 83 |
|AIMED BLOW 4 PARRY-RIPOSTE 7 - 4 - 0 64 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 LUNGING ATTACK 21 - 12 - 0 64 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 PARRY-LUNGE 12 - 8 - 0 60 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 TOTAL PARRY 2 - 2 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 AIMED BLOW 20 - 23 - 0 47 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 BASHING ATTACK 4 - 6 - 0 40 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 STRIKING ATTACK 6 - 10 - 0 38 |
|TOTAL PARRY 1 WALL OF STEEL 1 - 3 - 0 25 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 9 - 0 25 |
Turn 584 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 0 AIMED BLOW 1 - 3 3 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 AIMED BLOW
LUNGING ATTACK 4 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 2 2 PARRY-LUNGE
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 2 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
BASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 0 - 1 1 BASHING ATTACK
1 TOTAL PARRY
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK COYOTE 60-7626 78 88 2 223 BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (1065)
AIMED BLOW BIKINI LINE 25-4545 55 59 0 232 SUPERIOR FORCES (1058)
PARRY-RIPOSTE SARINA 26-4220 68 91 2 210 GOLDEN CANYON (741)
PARRY-LUNGE GOLDERIE 26-4657 63 91 1 203 GOLDEN CANYON (741)
SLASHING ATTACK CHRISTIAN 27-3086 52 34 0 192 WRATHMEN VII (672)
BASHING ATTACK CLEMMIE 26-4630 50 115 1 191 GOLDEN CANYON (741)
TOTAL PARRY SMOKE 68-5868 46 41 0 187 ZOMBIE SQUAD II II (665)
STRIKING ATTACK BERWYN 68-5897 22 13 0 185 DRATHANEANS (771)
WALL OF STEEL FANG 68-2019 36 18 0 154 SERPENT'S HOLD (468)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
The overall popularity leader is COYOTE 60-7626. The most popular warrior this turn
was GOLDERIE 26-4657. The ten other most popular fighters were COYOTE 60-7626,
CHRISTIAN 27-3086, BIKINI LINE 25-4545, MICHAEL COOPER 4-5943, CLEMMIE 26-4630,
GORDIAN 63-2104, AIKEN 71-3933, SMOKE 68-5868, FANG 68-2019, and DOMINATION 46-3177.
The least popular fighter this week was BALISONG 22-6847. The other ten least
popular fighters were LORIS KEY 26-4706, BERWYN 68-5897, KHANAMIR 20-2872, KETTELMAN
26-4749, SARINA 26-4220, GAMBIT 26-4826, DOMINATION 46-3177, FANG 68-2019, SMOKE
68-5868, and AIKEN 71-3933.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
JHELUM(4) 1 0 0 CALEAM(26) 3 3 0 AMEN-TEI(63) 1 0 0
SEAM(20) 0 1 0 POINT(27) 0 1 0 FIREHOLD(68) 1 2 0
SOLVEN(22) 0 1 0 ARDIVENT(46) 1 0 0 KYR'TERR(71) 0 1 0
LYRATILAN(25) 1 0 0 ARADI(60) 1 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MICHAEL COOPER 4-5943 74 56 1 201 SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 (1028) JHELUM
KHANAMIR 20-2872 40 46 0 169 WRATHMEN VI (642) SEAM
BALISONG 22-6847 20 13 0 38 SERPENTS HOLD (1070) SOLVEN
BIKINI LINE 25-4545 55 59 0 232 SUPERIOR FORCES (1058) LYRATILAN
SARINA 26-4220 68 91 2 210 GOLDEN CANYON (741) CALEAM
CHRISTIAN 27-3086 52 34 0 192 WRATHMEN VII (672) POINT
DOMINATION 46-3177 14 3 1 70 24 HOURS OF DOOM (1071) ARDIVENT
COYOTE 60-7626 78 88 2 223 BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (1065) ARADI
GORDIAN 63-2104 64 57 0 198 WHY KNOT (1066) AMEN-TEI
SMOKE 68-5868 46 41 0 187 ZOMBIE SQUAD II II (665) FIREHOLD
AIKEN 71-3933 49 32 1 196 SUPERIOR FORCES Y4 (1062) KYR'TERR