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Date   : 07/23/2012    Duedate: 08/04/2012

ANDORAK ARENA

DM 105    TURN 588

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1-NO-HALF STE 14/1053    8    2   0 80.0      ZOMBIE SQUAD II II 68/665
  2 SUPERIOR FO 25/1058  912  567   4 61.7    4 WRATHMEN 36/1072     164  174   1 48.5
    SUPERIOR FORCES Y4 71/1062                  DRATHANEANS 68/771
    SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 4/1028                  WRATHMEN VI 20/642
  3 ZOMBIE SQUA 26/1069  596  474   6 55.7      WRATHMEN VII 27/672
    PARKING LOT 3 25/1073                       24 HOURS OF DOOM 46/1071
    SERPENT'S HOLD 46/352                     5 WHY KNOT 63/1066     466  767  13 37.8
    SERPENT'S HOLD 68/468                       BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS 60/1065
    SERPENTS HOLD 22/1070                     6 GOLDEN CANYO 26/741  776 1368  11 36.2

                                  WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 350): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 702): SLARTIBARTFAST of THE HITCHHIKERS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 702): FAITH of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 687): ROMO of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 689): WWC of WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 686): VOLDEMORT of SAY MY NAME (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 683): BETTEY DECKER of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 684): PROFESSOR PUTT of LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 647): MENDAL CORDIN of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 644): CIRCE of LADY OF THE MOON (LHI, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 635): WHAT WATER? of BASH BROS. WAITRESS (Assurnasirbanipal)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 298): ANASTASIUS of DARQUE AGES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 529): KUNG PAO KOLACTAN of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 251): AFTERSHOCK of SLAMMA JAMMA (Marma Duke?, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 587): GAMBIT of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 650): YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 702): THE JOKER'S WILD (Sir Jessie Jest, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 702): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 687): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 689): KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 686): THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 683): WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 684): LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 647): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 644): WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 635): THE 27 CLUB (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 298): FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 529): WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 251): ARENAS III (?, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 587): NO-HALF STEPPING (?, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 702): BLOOD MONKEY of SNUGGLEBUNNIES (Otto X, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 685): SHOULDA 8 STEAK of PARKING LOT 3 (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 683): LUMBER JACK of ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 646): COOLIN DUNN of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 635): MARCI FOOTE of BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 297): SAVAGE SNOWBALL of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 529): LILLY SCOOTER of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 250): RAPUNZEL of DARQUE FORCES V (Master Darque, mgr.)

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     It was a hot and humid day, and not even Snide Clemens could find anything
interesting to say about our fights.  Ten fights, no challenges, no avoids, one
standby.  Major point movements:  Berwyn up 15, Clemmie down 12, same fight.

     BALISONG (22-6847) (21-15-0,71) of SERPENTS HOLD fought KHYLAR (36-4613) (18-7-
0,37) of WRATHMEN.  BALISONG overpowered KHYLAR in a 2 minute one-sided match.
     SHOULDA 8 STEAK (25-5544) (14-13-1,56) of PARKING LOT 3 fought DOMINATION (46-
3177) (17-3-2,84) of 24 HOURS OF DOOM.  SHOULDA 8 STEAK was overpowered by DOMINATION
in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
     SMOKE (68-5868) (48-42-0,178) of ZOMBIE SQUAD II II fought BERYL (105-26) (0-0-
0,181) of Hot, Sweaty Standbys.  SMOKE overpowered BERYL in a 1 minute uneven duel.
     LORIS KEY (26-4706) (52-100-2,206) of GOLDEN CANYON fought KHANAMIR (20-2872)
(41-48-0,180) of WRATHMEN VI.  LORIS KEY vanquished KHANAMIR in an action packed 1
minute uneven duel.
     GORDIAN (63-2104) (66-58-0,203) of WHY KNOT fought KETTELMAN (26-4749) (49-67-
1,151) of GOLDEN CANYON.  GORDIAN devastated KETTELMAN in an action packed 1 minute
one-sided competition.

     CHRISTIAN (27-3086) (54-35-0,200) of WRATHMEN VII fought FANG (68-2019) (36-21-
0,173) of SERPENT'S HOLD.  CHRISTIAN devastated FANG in a crowd pleasing 1 minute
brutal one-sided duel.
     CLEMMIE (26-4630) (50-118-1,182) of GOLDEN CANYON fought BERWYN (68-5897) (22-
16-0,174) of DRATHANEANS.  CLEMMIE was overpowered by BERWYN in a 1 minute mismatched
match.
     SARINA (26-4220) (70-92-2,222) of GOLDEN CANYON fought COYOTE (60-7626) (80-89-
2,220) of BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS.  SARINA vanquished COYOTE in a popular 1 minute
mismatched brawl.
     MICHAEL COOPER (4-5943) (76-57-1,218) of SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 fought GOLDERIE
(26-4657) (65-92-1,208) of GOLDEN CANYON.  MICHAEL COOPER demolished GOLDERIE in a
popular 1 minute one-sided melee.

     GAMBIT (26-4826) (28-14-0,242) of ZOMBIE SQUAD fought AIKEN (71-3933) (52-32-
1,220) of SUPERIOR FORCES Y4.  GAMBIT viciously subdued AIKEN in a crowd pleasing 1
minute gruesome Title fight.

And there it is.  Now let's all go somewhere cool and dim and drink lemonade (this
is, after all, Andorak).

                                       Ardane

THE KING'S SENTINEL            W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GAMBIT 26-4826               29  14     260  ZOMBIE SQUAD (1069)        CALEAM

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SARINA 26-4220               71  92  2  233  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM
 MICHAEL COOPER 4-5943        77  57  1  229  SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 (1028) JHELUM
 CHRISTIAN 27-3086            55  35     212  WRATHMEN VII (672)         POINT

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 LORIS KEY 26-4706            53 100  2  212  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GORDIAN 63-2104              67  58     205  WHY KNOT (1066)            AMEN-TEI
-BIKINI LINE 25-4545          56  60     201  SUPERIOR FORCES (1058)     LYRATILAN
 AIKEN 71-3933                52  33  1  199  SUPERIOR FORCES Y4 (1062)  KYR'TERR
 GOLDERIE 26-4657             65  93  1  195  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM
 COYOTE 60-7626               80  90  2  190  BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (1065) ARADI
 SMOKE 68-5868                49  42     190  ZOMBIE SQUAD II II (665)   FIREHOLD
-SHADOW BLADE 46-2972         43  31  6  189  SERPENT'S HOLD (352)       ARDIVENT
 BERWYN 68-5897               23  16     189  DRATHANEANS (771)          FIREHOLD

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KHANAMIR 20-2872             41  49     175  WRATHMEN VI (642)          SEAM
 FANG 68-2019                 36  22     175  SERPENT'S HOLD (468)       FIREHOLD
 CLEMMIE 26-4630              50 119  1  170  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM
-100% 14-4429                 26  16  2  168  NO-HALF STEPPING (1053)    TOBIR
 KETTELMAN 26-4749            49  68  1  155  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-SHOWSTOPPER 14-4427          20  15  2   95  NO-HALF STEPPING (1053)    TOBIR
 DOMINATION 46-3177           18   3  2   91  24 HOURS OF DOOM (1071)    ARDIVENT

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BALISONG 22-6847             22  15      79  SERPENTS HOLD (1070)       SOLVEN
 SHOULDA 8 STEAK 25-5544      14  14  1   57  PARKING LOT 3 (1073)       LYRATILAN
 KHYLAR 36-4613               18   8      38  WRATHMEN (1072)            JHANS

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Gambit -- I regained my footing twice.  I guess three times was just too much to hope
for.  Well done. -- Christian

Coyote -- You again? -- Berwyn

Golderie -- What the...?  Is that a ... no, it couldn't be, I'll be damned, it is!  A
SKILL!!!  WOO HOOO!!!  At this rate I should get my last couple withing another 25-40
fights.  Ah... happy days. -- Khanamir

One Hundred Percent -- Ouch.  There was no half-step in that one. -- Kettelman

I resent Ardane's comment.  I see no reason why a basher should not occasionally
defeat a standby. -- Clemmie

Smoke -- Though I mourned the waste, still, a pie in the face WORKS.  Even on a
zombie. -- Loris Key

Khanamir -- What's with the "eat and tell" comment?  Any clues?  I can offer you some
eats, we're doing shish-kebobs today at our place, and watermelon.  Yeah, I know,
watermelon... but it's a seasonal tradition. -- Golderie
P.S.  And you're welcome to "tell."

I ripped that standby. -- Sarina

Christian -- Chocolate has at least an even chance of being "favorite," over all the
other possible flavors. -- Golderie

Khanamir -- That isn't exactly what I meant.  I, too, am not the best at the style of
gladiating I practice.  But there are things I do better than fight.  Cooking is one.
Romancing the women is another. -- Kettelman
P.S.  And despite the "agelessness" business, I can't fight as a gladiator forever.
Soon enough I'm going to hit the "glass ceiling" beyond which only godlings can go.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

GAMBIT viciously subdued AIKEN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gruesome Title fight.
MICHAEL COOPER demolished GOLDERIE in a popular 1 minute one-sided melee.
SARINA vanquished COYOTE in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
CLEMMIE was overpowered by BERWYN in a 1 minute mismatched match.
CHRISTIAN devastated FANG in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal one-sided duel.
GORDIAN devastated KETTELMAN in a action packed 1 minute one-sided competition.
LORIS KEY vanquished KHANAMIR in a action packed 1 minute uneven duel.
SMOKE overpowered BERYL in a 1 minute uneven duel.
SHOULDA 8 STEAK was overpowered by DOMINATION in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BALISONG overpowered KHYLAR in a 2 minute one-sided match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         PARRY-RIPOSTE     10 -   2 -  0      83  |
|AIMED BLOW                       4         LUNGING ATTACK    28 -  10 -  1      74  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         TOTAL PARRY        5 -   3 -  0      63  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         PARRY-LUNGE       12 -  11 -  0      52  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   1 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         AIMED BLOW        20 -  21 -  0      49  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         SLASHING ATTACK    7 -  13 -  0      35  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         STRIKING ATTACK    7 -  14 -  0      33  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         BASHING ATTACK     3 -   7 -  0      30  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         WALL OF STEEL      1 -   7 -  0      13  |

Turn 588 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  2         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         3  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
AIMED BLOW         2 -  2     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   GAMBIT 26-4826             29  14  0  260 ZOMBIE SQUAD (1069)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    SARINA 26-4220             71  92  2  233 GOLDEN CANYON (741)
PARRY-LUNGE      MICHAEL COOPER 4-5943      77  57  1  229 SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 (1028)
SLASHING ATTACK  CHRISTIAN 27-3086          55  35  0  212 WRATHMEN VII (672)
AIMED BLOW       LORIS KEY 26-4706          53 100  2  212 GOLDEN CANYON (741)
TOTAL PARRY      SMOKE 68-5868              49  42  0  190 ZOMBIE SQUAD II II (665)
STRIKING ATTACK  BERWYN 68-5897             23  16  0  189 DRATHANEANS (771)
WALL OF STEEL    FANG 68-2019               36  22  0  175 SERPENT'S HOLD (468)
BASHING ATTACK   CLEMMIE 26-4630            50 119  1  170 GOLDEN CANYON (741)

The overall popularity leader is COYOTE 60-7626.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was GAMBIT 26-4826.  The ten other most popular fighters were DOMINATION 46-3177, 
GORDIAN 63-2104, BALISONG 22-6847, MICHAEL COOPER 4-5943, SARINA 26-4220, BERWYN 
68-5897, CHRISTIAN 27-3086, LORIS KEY 26-4706, COYOTE 60-7626, and KETTELMAN 26-4749.

The least popular fighter this week was CLEMMIE 26-4630.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were SHOULDA 8 STEAK 25-5544, SMOKE 68-5868, FANG 68-2019, GOLDERIE 26-4657, 
AIKEN 71-3933, KHYLAR 36-4613, KHANAMIR 20-2872, KETTELMAN 26-4749, COYOTE 60-7626, 
and LORIS KEY 26-4706.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
JHELUM(4)            1  0 0  CALEAM(26)           3  3 0  ARADI(60)            0  1 0  
SEAM(20)             0  1 0  POINT(27)            1  0 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         1  0 0  
SOLVEN(22)           1  0 0  JHANS(36)            0  1 0  FIREHOLD(68)         2  1 0  
LYRATILAN(25)        0  1 0  ARDIVENT(46)         1  0 0  KYR'TERR(71)         0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MICHAEL COOPER 4-5943       77  57  1  229  SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 (1028) JHELUM
 KHANAMIR 20-2872            41  49  0  175  WRATHMEN VI (642)          SEAM
 BALISONG 22-6847            22  15  0   79  SERPENTS HOLD (1070)       SOLVEN
 SHOULDA 8 STEAK 25-5544     14  14  1   57  PARKING LOT 3 (1073)       LYRATILAN
 GAMBIT 26-4826              29  14  0  260  ZOMBIE SQUAD (1069)        CALEAM
 CHRISTIAN 27-3086           55  35  0  212  WRATHMEN VII (672)         POINT
 KHYLAR 36-4613              18   8  0   38  WRATHMEN (1072)            JHANS
 DOMINATION 46-3177          18   3  2   91  24 HOURS OF DOOM (1071)    ARDIVENT
 COYOTE 60-7626              80  90  2  190  BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (1065) ARADI
 GORDIAN 63-2104             67  58  0  205  WHY KNOT (1066)            AMEN-TEI
 SMOKE 68-5868               49  42  0  190  ZOMBIE SQUAD II II (665)   FIREHOLD
 AIKEN 71-3933               52  33  1  199  SUPERIOR FORCES Y4 (1062)  KYR'TERR