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Date   : 08/20/2012    Duedate: 09/01/2012

ANDORAK ARENA

DM 105    TURN 590

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1-NO-HALF STE 14/1053    9    3   0 75.0      DRATHANEANS 68/771
  2 SUPERIOR FO 71/1062  913  570   4 61.6      WRATHMEN VI 20/642
    SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 4/1028                  WRATHMEN VII 27/672
  3 ZOMBIE SQUA 26/1069  600  478   6 55.7      24 HOURS OF DOOM 46/1071
    PARKING LOT 3 25/1073                     5 FACES OF DEA 23/125  127  152   2 45.5
    SERPENT'S HOLD 68/468                       CLAN STEELHAMMER 57/521
    SERPENTS HOLD 22/1070                     6 WHY KNOT 63/1066     467  770  13 37.8
    ZOMBIE SQUAD II II 68/665                   BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS 60/1065
  4 WRATHMEN 36/1072     171  177   1 49.1    7 GOLDEN CANYO 26/741  781 1373  11 36.3

                                  WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 351): IMA SLAYER of YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 704): SLARTIBARTFAST of THE HITCHHIKERS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 704): TWO BUCK CHUCK of NO-HALF STEPPING (?, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 689): ROMO of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 691): JOBERT DONNER of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 688): BLOODFEUD MAN of MASTERS OF SIN (Sin, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 685): BETTEY DECKER of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 686): PROFESSOR PUTT of LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 649): PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM of ADVENTURE TIME 2 (Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 646): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 637): THE COOK MESSED UP of BASH BROS. WAITRESS
                                                          (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 299): ZOUM LA BOUSE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 531): KUNG PAO KOLACTAN of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 252): B'ZIADUL of WRATHMEN XIV (Kharadmon, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 589): GAMBIT of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 351): YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 704): THE HITCHHIKERS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 704): THE DOGHOUSE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 689): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 691): TRIBE (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 688): SAY MY NAME (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 684): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 686): WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 649): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 646): WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 637): BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 299): WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 531): WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 252): ARENAS III (Kharadmon?, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 589): NO-HALF STEPPING (?, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 703): SEVEN WIT of WRATHMEN DM 20 (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 703): FAITH of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 690): WWC of WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 645): CIRCE of LADY OF THE MOON (LHI, mgr.)

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Welcome ANDORAK.  I, Olaf Modeen remember this place well.  Many the fights have 
I fought here.  The celebrations, the disappointments...  What's with KHYLAR?  He 
actually beat PARKING LOT 3's SHOULDA 8 STEAK, and walked away with 27 more points 
from the fight.  Major screwup at PARKING LOT 3.  SHOULDA 8 STEAK lost 19 points to 
KHYLAR.  Some new strategies, perhaps?  Maybe SHOULDA 8 STEAK will provide more easy 
wins...  I can barely restrain my enthusiam for FACES OF DEATH's outstanding member, 
Duelmaster HANGMAN.  Advice to fighters with a 1 will--give up fighting!   
     If at first you don't succeed, avoid.  That'll get you in the Spyreports.  The 
most avoided team was GOLDEN CANYON.  The bums at FACES OF DEATH couldn't face the 
challenges from GOLDEN CANYON!  No excuse for that!   
     There have been some calls to lengthen the time limit.  Do you want the fighters 
to walk away, or not?  How long have I been here?  I got people to see, places to 
go...   
     Many other cities have retirement homes for aged warriors.  Any plans here?  
ANDORAK is a nice place to live, but I don't like to live in nice places.  Time for 
my medication, so I'll leave now.  Practice, practice, practice!-- Olaf Modeen  

THE KING'S SENTINEL            W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HANGMAN 23-1076              46  25  1  232  FACES OF DEATH (125)       TI

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SARINA 26-4220               73  92  2  267  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM
 BRAK 57-3163                 32  23  2  251  CLAN STEELHAMMER (521)     ANDOR
 CHRISTIAN 27-3086            56  36     216  WRATHMEN VII (672)         POINT

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BERWYN 68-5897               25  16     208  DRATHANEANS (771)          FIREHOLD
 GAMBIT 26-4826               30  15     203  ZOMBIE SQUAD (1069)        CALEAM
 GORDIAN 63-2104              68  59     202  WHY KNOT (1066)            AMEN-TEI
 MICHAEL COOPER 4-5943        77  59  1  198  SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 (1028) JHELUM
 LORIS KEY 26-4706            54 101  2  198  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM
 AIKEN 71-3933                53  34  1  198  SUPERIOR FORCES Y4 (1062)  KYR'TERR
 SMOKE 68-5868                51  42     198  ZOMBIE SQUAD II II (665)   FIREHOLD
 GOLDERIE 26-4657             66  94  1  190  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KHANAMIR 20-2872             42  50     180  WRATHMEN VI (642)          SEAM
 COYOTE 60-7626               80  92  2  178  BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (1065) ARADI
-100% 14-4429                 26  17  2  177  NO-HALF STEPPING (1053)    TOBIR
-FANG 68-2019                 36  22     175  SERPENT'S HOLD (468)       FIREHOLD
 CLEMMIE 26-4630              50 121  1  168  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM
 KETTELMAN 26-4749            50  69  1  160  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-SHOWSTOPPER 14-4427          21  15  2  103  NO-HALF STEPPING (1053)    TOBIR

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DOMINATION 46-3177           20   3  2   99  24 HOURS OF DOOM (1071)    ARDIVENT

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BALISONG 22-6847             22  17      83  SERPENTS HOLD (1070)       SOLVEN
 KHYLAR 36-4613               19   9      60  WRATHMEN (1072)            JHANS

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SHOULDA 8 STEAK 25-5544      15  15  1   49  PARKING LOT 3 (1073)       LYRATILAN

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

     Circumstances beyond our control, mostly technical (but there were bats in
     office, too, disconcerting) have made it impossible to do a spy report today in
     a timely matter.  And the Office Staff says that a timely matter is crucial
     today.  So, sorry, no spy report. -- Ardane

Sarina -- But ... I was paying attention.  <g>  Oh, you mean pay attention to the
fight.  <blush> -- Chjristian

Loris Key -- It looked like you needed a moment. -- Berwyn

Clemmie -- Thought I'd try a change of pace, in case you had a hole in your pocket as
well. -- Khanamir

Shoulda 8 steak -- I shoulda done somethin'. -- Khylar

Khanamir -- WERE you paying attention?  I'm afraid my mind was not fully engaged with
the fight.  I was thinking about a new recipe inspired by your name, it hasn't come
clear in my mind yet.  But I think it involves fermented milk and figs. -- Clemmie

Ah!  I fought a standby and learned one skill, and I'm MAXED!  There's even a slight
chance I may get to start working on stats THIS WEEK, although nothing is certain
except taxes.  Being a Lord Protector, death is not certain. -- Kettelman

Gordian -- The steward was very impressed with the way I whacked that knot in two.  I
was impressed myself. -- Golderie

Berwyn -- Creme brule.  For some reason, that just popped into my mind when the
steward announced our fight, and I was distracted with considering whether I could
reasonably add some almond essence. -- Loris Key

Christian -- My cookies are NOT "good."  They're EXCELLENT. -- Sarina

Berwyn -- In an arena this size, we won't be apart from each other for long. --
Clemmie

Khanamir -- But it was a really good pie. -- Loris Key

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

GAMBIT was bested by HANGMAN in a crowd pleasing 5 minute gruesome Title fight.
SARINA savagely defeated AIKEN in a exciting 4 minute gory melee.
GOLDERIE lost to GORDIAN in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory brawl.
BRAK overpowered KHANAMIR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.
CHRISTIAN viciously subdued MICHAEL COOPER in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal fight.
COYOTE was devastated by LORIS KEY in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
SMOKE viciously subdued CLEMMIE in a 2 minute gruesome melee.
BERWYN vanquished KETTELMAN in a action packed 1 minute one-sided duel.
DOMINATION won victory over BALISONG in a popular 1 minute fight.
SHOULDA 8 STEAK was beaten by KHYLAR in a popular 3 minute gory melee.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         PARRY-RIPOSTE      9 -   3 -  0      75  |
|AIMED BLOW                       4         TOTAL PARRY        8 -   3 -  0      73  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         LUNGING ATTACK    28 -  12 -  1      70  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         AIMED BLOW        20 -  19 -  0      51  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         PARRY-LUNGE       12 -  13 -  0      48  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         STRIKING ATTACK   10 -  12 -  0      45  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         SLASHING ATTACK    7 -  14 -  0      33  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         WALL OF STEEL      1 -   7 -  0      13  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         BASHING ATTACK     1 -   9 -  0      10  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 590 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  2         2  TOTAL PARRY    
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  0     AIMED BLOW         1 -  3         2  SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  2     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         2  AIMED BLOW     
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                                                                1  STRIKING ATTACK
                                                                1  PARRY-LUNGE    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      HANGMAN 23-1076            46  25  1  232 FACES OF DEATH (125)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    SARINA 26-4220             73  92  2  267 GOLDEN CANYON (741)
SLASHING ATTACK  BRAK 57-3163               32  23  2  251 CLAN STEELHAMMER (521)
STRIKING ATTACK  BERWYN 68-5897             25  16  0  208 DRATHANEANS (771)
LUNGING ATTACK   GAMBIT 26-4826             30  15  0  203 ZOMBIE SQUAD (1069)
PARRY-LUNGE      MICHAEL COOPER 4-5943      77  59  1  198 SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 (1028)
AIMED BLOW       LORIS KEY 26-4706          54 101  2  198 GOLDEN CANYON (741)
BASHING ATTACK   CLEMMIE 26-4630            50 121  1  168 GOLDEN CANYON (741)

The overall popularity leader is COYOTE 60-7626.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was GAMBIT 26-4826.  The ten other most popular fighters were SARINA 26-4220, 
CHRISTIAN 27-3086, AIKEN 71-3933, KHYLAR 36-4613, HANGMAN 23-1076, GORDIAN 63-2104, 
CLEMMIE 26-4630, SHOULDA 8 STEAK 25-5544, MICHAEL COOPER 4-5943, and SMOKE 68-5868.

The least popular fighter this week was BALISONG 22-6847.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were KETTELMAN 26-4749, COYOTE 60-7626, KHANAMIR 20-2872, GOLDERIE 
26-4657, LORIS KEY 26-4706, BERWYN 68-5897, BRAK 57-3163, DOMINATION 46-3177, SMOKE 
68-5868, and MICHAEL COOPER 4-5943.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
JHELUM(4)            0  1 0  CALEAM(26)           2  4 0  ARADI(60)            0  1 0  
SEAM(20)             0  1 0  POINT(27)            1  0 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         1  0 0  
SOLVEN(22)           0  1 0  JHANS(36)            1  0 0  FIREHOLD(68)         2  0 0  
TI(23)               1  0 0  ARDIVENT(46)         1  0 0  KYR'TERR(71)         0  1 0  
LYRATILAN(25)        0  1 0  ANDOR(57)            1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MICHAEL COOPER 4-5943       77  59  1  198  SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 (1028) JHELUM
 KHANAMIR 20-2872            42  50  0  180  WRATHMEN VI (642)          SEAM
 BALISONG 22-6847            22  17  0   83  SERPENTS HOLD (1070)       SOLVEN
 HANGMAN 23-1076             46  25  1  232  FACES OF DEATH (125)       TI
 SHOULDA 8 STEAK 25-5544     15  15  1   49  PARKING LOT 3 (1073)       LYRATILAN
 SARINA 26-4220              73  92  2  267  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM
 CHRISTIAN 27-3086           56  36  0  216  WRATHMEN VII (672)         POINT

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KHYLAR 36-4613              19   9  0   60  WRATHMEN (1072)            JHANS
 DOMINATION 46-3177          20   3  2   99  24 HOURS OF DOOM (1071)    ARDIVENT
 BRAK 57-3163                32  23  2  251  CLAN STEELHAMMER (521)     ANDOR
 COYOTE 60-7626              80  92  2  178  BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (1065) ARADI
 GORDIAN 63-2104             68  59  0  202  WHY KNOT (1066)            AMEN-TEI
 BERWYN 68-5897              25  16  0  208  DRATHANEANS (771)          FIREHOLD
 AIKEN 71-3933               53  34  1  198  SUPERIOR FORCES Y4 (1062)  KYR'TERR