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Date   : 09/17/2012    Duedate: 09/29/2012

ANDORAK ARENA

DM 105    TURN 592

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1-NO-HALF STE 14/1053    9    5   0 64.3      WRATHMEN VI 20/642
  2 SUPERIOR FO 71/1062  916  571   4 61.6      WRATHMEN VII 27/672
    SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 4/1028                  24 HOURS OF DOOM 46/1071
  3 ZOMBIE SQUA 26/1069  605  481   6 55.7    5-FACES OF DEA 23/125  128  153   2 45.6
    PARKING LOT 3 25/1073                       CLAN STEELHAMMER 57/521
    SERPENTS HOLD 22/1070                     6 WHY KNOT 63/1066     469  772  13 37.8
    ZOMBIE SQUAD II II 68/665                   BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS 60/1065
  4 WRATHMEN 36/1072     175  183   1 48.9    7 GOLDEN CANYO 26/741  785 1379  11 36.3
    DRATHANEANS 68/771

                                  WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 352): IMA SLAYER of YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 706): GAG HALFRUNT of THE HITCHHIKERS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 706): TWO BUCK CHUCK of NO-HALF STEPPING (?, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 691): MEDAN QUIZZAR of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 693): JOBERT DONNER of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 690): BLOODFEUD MAN of MASTERS OF SIN (Sin, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 687): COBRA of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 688): KAIJHEK of WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 651): PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM of ADVENTURE TIME 2 (Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 648): JACK DANIELS of I C DRUNK PEOPLE (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 639): THE COOK MESSED UP of BASH BROS. WAITRESS
                                                          (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 300): ANASTASIUS of DARQUE AGES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 533): OHMYGOD of WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 253): B'ZIADUL of WRATHMEN XIV (Kharadmon, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 591): HANGMAN of FACES OF DEATH (Blackhart, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 352): YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 706): COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 706): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 691): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 693): KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 690): FUNKY FOLK (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 687): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 688): LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 651): RANDOM (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 648): WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 639): BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 300): DARQUE AGES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 533): WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 253): WRATHMEN XIV (Kharadmon, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 591): NO-HALF STEPPING (?, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 706): SILVER HAIR of COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
                   (turn 705): A DOG'S LIFE of BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 706): DOGGO of THE DOG HOUSE (Jorja, mgr.)
              (turn 705): VISIONZ of WU TANG FOREVER (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
                          LUG NUT of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 687): BETTY FOURS of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 688): KAIJHEK of WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
                         PROFESSOR PUTT of LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 638): LONG BIGGAR of BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 300): ANASTASIUS of DARQUE AGES (Master Darque, mgr.)

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Any of you guys stop to think what it's like to do a spy report when there are
no challenges, no avoids, and no personals beyond what Jorja can be coerced into
providing?  It's discouraging, is what it's like.
     So, today, ten fights, no challenges, no avoids, two standbys.
     Greatest point gain, Loris Key, 23.  Greatest loss, Kettelman, 17.

     SHOULDA 8 STEAK (25-5544) (16-15-1,71) of PARKING LOT 3 fought DOMINATION (46-
3177) (20-4-2,84) of 24 HOURS OF DOOM.  SHOULDA 8 STEAK was savagely defeated by
DOMINATION in a 2 minute brutal fight.
     BALISONG (22-6847) (23-17-0,100) of SERPENTS HOLD fought KHYLAR (36-4613) (19-
10-0,44) of WRATHMEN.  BALISONG overpowered KHYLAR in a 2 minute uneven match.
     CLEMMIE (26-4630) (50-122-1,171) of GOLDEN CANYON fought LAWRENCE THE SOT (105-
10) (0-0-0,150) of the Same Old Standbys.  CLEMMIE lost to LAWRENCE THE SOT in a
popular 3 minute duel.
     KHANAMIR (20-2872) (42-51-0,180) of WRATHMEN VI fought COYOTE (60-7626) (81-92-
2,180) of BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS.  KHANAMIR vanquished COYOTE in a 1 minute one-sided
duel.
     KETTELMAN (26-4749) (50-70-1,164) of GOLDEN CANYON fought TYLARRA (105-23) (0-0-
0,150) of the Same Old Standbys.  KETTELMAN was handily defeated by TYLARRA in an
action packed 1 minute uneven fight.

     AIKEN (71-3933) (54-34-1,200) of SUPERIOR FORCES Y4 fought GOLDERIE (26-4657)
(66-95-1,186) of GOLDEN CANYON.  AIKEN defeated GOLDERIE in an exciting 3 minute
bloody struggle.
     CHRISTIAN (27-3086) (56-37-0,204) of WRATHMEN VII fought GORDIAN (63-2104) (69-
59-0,210) of WHY KNOT.  CHRISTIAN bested GORDIAN in an action packed 2 minute brawl.
     MICHAEL COOPER (4-5943) (78-59-1,200) of SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 fought LORIS KEY
(26-4706) (55-101-2,206) of GOLDEN CANYON.  MICHAEL COOPER was devastated by LORIS
KEY in a popular 2 minute one-sided contest.
     BERWYN (68-5897) (26-16-0,219) of DRATHANEANS fought GAMBIT (26-4826) (31-15-
0,205) of ZOMBIE SQUAD.  BERWYN was handily defeated by GAMBIT in an action packed 1
minute one-sided match.

For the title, the previous Sentinel having taken the day off:
     SARINA (26-4220) (74-92-2,284) of GOLDEN CANYON fought SMOKE (68-5868) (51-43-
0,190) of ZOMBIE SQUAD II II.  SARINA devastated SMOKE in an action packed 4 minute
brutal mismatched Title fight.  At least we're likely to get a column out of this.

                                       Ardane

THE KING'S SENTINEL            W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SARINA 26-4220               75  92  2  298  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-HANGMAN 23-1076              47  25  1  250  FACES OF DEATH (125)       TI

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 LORIS KEY 26-4706            56 101  2  229  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM
 GAMBIT 26-4826               32  15     221  ZOMBIE SQUAD (1069)        CALEAM
 CHRISTIAN 27-3086            57  37     217  WRATHMEN VII (672)         POINT

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 AIKEN 71-3933                55  34  1  204  SUPERIOR FORCES Y4 (1062)  KYR'TERR
 GORDIAN 63-2104              69  60     203  WHY KNOT (1066)            AMEN-TEI
-BRAK 57-3163                 32  24  2  198  CLAN STEELHAMMER (521)     ANDOR
 BERWYN 68-5897               26  17     194  DRATHANEANS (771)          FIREHOLD
 GOLDERIE 26-4657             66  96  1  193  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM
 MICHAEL COOPER 4-5943        78  60  1  190  SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 (1028) JHELUM
 KHANAMIR 20-2872             43  51     190  WRATHMEN VI (642)          SEAM
 SMOKE 68-5868                51  44     184  ZOMBIE SQUAD II II (665)   FIREHOLD

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-100% 14-4429                 26  18  2  178  NO-HALF STEPPING (1053)    TOBIR
 COYOTE 60-7626               81  93  2  170  BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (1065) ARADI
 CLEMMIE 26-4630              50 123  1  158  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KETTELMAN 26-4749            50  71  1  147  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM
-SHOWSTOPPER 14-4427          21  16  2  117  NO-HALF STEPPING (1053)    TOBIR
 BALISONG 22-6847             24  17     102  SERPENTS HOLD (1070)       SOLVEN

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DOMINATION 46-3177           21   4  2   88  24 HOURS OF DOOM (1071)    ARDIVENT
 SHOULDA 8 STEAK 25-5544      16  16  1   73  PARKING LOT 3 (1073)       LYRATILAN
 KHYLAR 36-4613               19  11      51  WRATHMEN (1072)            JHANS

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Huh, Ardane complains about people pressuring HIM, and then he turns around and puts
pressure on US.  Still, better him on our case than Jorja.  So, personals....

Smoke -- Damn straight!  The only cook who should or WOULD have anything to do with
smoke is a guy working on an outdoor grill.  I don't think we have one of those here
at the moment, although we DID have one back in Caleam.  I think he stayed back there
after he graduated, though I can't seem to find a note of him.  But Short Order Joe
did some smoking, too.  Maybe... not quite as deliberately, but he was fast and
adequate and... big. -- Sarina

Gambit -- See if I ever feed YOU this winter. -- Kettelman, preparing to hold a
grudge

Gordian -- I knew I shouldn't have agreed to try that whatever-it-is, that knotted
pasta.  Not my style. -- Golderie

Ardane -- You've got a lot of nerve, talking about my pies like they were MISSLES and
then coming around to MOOCH one!  As if! -- Loris Key

Aiken -- Partying!  A lot Ardane knows about it.  I spent it cooking for ENDLESS
HORDES. -- Clemmie

Berwyn -- I've found that to be the case with many of my teammates.  The Commission
seems to have no clue as to what would be a PRACTICAL weapon for somebody. --
Kettelman

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SARINA devastated SMOKE in a action packed 4 minute brutal mismatched Title fight.
BERWYN was handily defeated by GAMBIT in a action packed 1 minute one-sided match.
MICHAEL COOPER was devastated by LORIS KEY in a popular 2 minute one-sided contest.
CHRISTIAN bested GORDIAN in a action packed 2 minute brawl.
AIKEN defeated GOLDERIE in a exciting 3 minute bloody struggle.
KETTELMAN was handily defeated by TYLARRA in a action packed 1 minute uneven fight.
KHANAMIR vanquished COYOTE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
CLEMMIE lost to LAWRENCE THE SOT in a popular 3 minute duel.
BALISONG overpowered KHYLAR in a 2 minute uneven match.
SHOULDA 8 STEAK was savagely defeated by DOMINATION in a 2 minute brutal fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       4         LUNGING ATTACK    30 -  12 -  1      71  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         PARRY-RIPOSTE      9 -   4 -  0      69  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         TOTAL PARRY        8 -   4 -  0      67  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         AIMED BLOW        21 -  18 -  0      54  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         SLASHING ATTACK    9 -  13 -  0      41  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-LUNGE       11 -  16 -  0      41  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         STRIKING ATTACK    9 -  14 -  0      39  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         WALL OF STEEL      1 -   5 -  0      17  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         BASHING ATTACK     1 -   9 -  0      10  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 592 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  3         2  AIMED BLOW     
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         3 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  2         2  SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  2     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  1         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                                                                1  STRIKING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-RIPOSTE    SARINA 26-4220             75  92  2  298 GOLDEN CANYON (741)
AIMED BLOW       LORIS KEY 26-4706          56 101  2  229 GOLDEN CANYON (741)
LUNGING ATTACK   GAMBIT 26-4826             32  15  0  221 ZOMBIE SQUAD (1069)
SLASHING ATTACK  CHRISTIAN 27-3086          57  37  0  217 WRATHMEN VII (672)
STRIKING ATTACK  BERWYN 68-5897             26  17  0  194 DRATHANEANS (771)
PARRY-LUNGE      GOLDERIE 26-4657           66  96  1  193 GOLDEN CANYON (741)
TOTAL PARRY      SMOKE 68-5868              51  44  0  184 ZOMBIE SQUAD II II (665)
BASHING ATTACK   CLEMMIE 26-4630            50 123  1  158 GOLDEN CANYON (741)

The overall popularity leader is COYOTE 60-7626.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was SARINA 26-4220.  The ten other most popular fighters were CHRISTIAN 27-3086, 
CLEMMIE 26-4630, LORIS KEY 26-4706, GORDIAN 63-2104, AIKEN 71-3933, GOLDERIE 26-4657, 
SMOKE 68-5868, GAMBIT 26-4826, BALISONG 22-6847, and DOMINATION 46-3177.

The least popular fighter this week was SHOULDA 8 STEAK 25-5544.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were COYOTE 60-7626, BERWYN 68-5897, KHANAMIR 20-2872, KETTELMAN 
26-4749, MICHAEL COOPER 4-5943, KHYLAR 36-4613, DOMINATION 46-3177, BALISONG 22-6847, 
GAMBIT 26-4826, and SMOKE 68-5868.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
JHELUM(4)            0  1 0  CALEAM(26)           3  3 0  ARADI(60)            0  1 0  
SEAM(20)             1  0 0  POINT(27)            1  0 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         0  1 0  
SOLVEN(22)           1  0 0  JHANS(36)            0  1 0  FIREHOLD(68)         0  2 0  
LYRATILAN(25)        0  1 0  ARDIVENT(46)         1  0 0  KYR'TERR(71)         1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MICHAEL COOPER 4-5943       78  60  1  190  SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 (1028) JHELUM
 KHANAMIR 20-2872            43  51  0  190  WRATHMEN VI (642)          SEAM
 BALISONG 22-6847            24  17  0  102  SERPENTS HOLD (1070)       SOLVEN
 SHOULDA 8 STEAK 25-5544     16  16  1   73  PARKING LOT 3 (1073)       LYRATILAN
 SARINA 26-4220              75  92  2  298  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM
 CHRISTIAN 27-3086           57  37  0  217  WRATHMEN VII (672)         POINT
 KHYLAR 36-4613              19  11  0   51  WRATHMEN (1072)            JHANS
 DOMINATION 46-3177          21   4  2   88  24 HOURS OF DOOM (1071)    ARDIVENT
 COYOTE 60-7626              81  93  2  170  BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (1065) ARADI
 GORDIAN 63-2104             69  60  0  203  WHY KNOT (1066)            AMEN-TEI
 BERWYN 68-5897              26  17  0  194  DRATHANEANS (771)          FIREHOLD
 AIKEN 71-3933               55  34  1  204  SUPERIOR FORCES Y4 (1062)  KYR'TERR