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Date   : 10/01/2012    Duedate: 10/13/2012

ANDORAK ARENA

DM 105    TURN 593

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1-NO-HALF STE 14/1053    9    5   0 64.3      DRATHANEANS 68/771
  2 SUPERIOR FO 71/1062  917  572   4 61.6      WRATHMEN VI 20/642
    SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 4/1028                  WRATHMEN VII 27/672
  3 ZOMBIE SQUA 26/1069  608  483   6 55.7      24 HOURS OF DOOM 46/1071
    PARKING LOT 3 25/1073                     5 FACES OF DEA 23/125  129  154   2 45.6
    SERPENT'S HOLD 46/352                       CLAN STEELHAMMER 57/521
    SERPENTS HOLD 22/1070                     6 WHY KNOT 63/1066     470  773  13 37.8
    ZOMBIE SQUAD II II 68/665                   BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS 60/1065
  4 WRATHMEN 36/1072     178  185   1 49.0    7 GOLDEN CANYO 26/741  787 1382  11 36.3

                                  WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 353): FIELDER of YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 707): BLUE BULLDOG of ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 707): TWO BUCK CHUCK of NO-HALF STEPPING (?, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 692): ROMO of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 694): WHAT? of TRIBE (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 291): ANTONY of THE EMPIRE (?, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 688): COBRA of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 689): MAJOR MILLER of LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 652): PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM of ADVENTURE TIME 2 (Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 649): JACK DANIELS of I C DRUNK PEOPLE (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 640): THE COOK MESSED UP of BASH BROS. WAITRESS
                                                          (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 300): ANASTASIUS of DARQUE AGES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 534): OHMYGOD of WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 254): B'ZIADUL of WRATHMEN XIV (Kharadmon, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 592): SARINA of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 353): YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 707): COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 707): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 692): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 694): TRIBE (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 692): FUNKY FOLK (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 688): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 689): WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 652): RANDOM (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 649): WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 640): FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 300): DARQUE AGES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 534): WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 254): PIZZA TOPPINGS (?, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 592): SUPERIOR FORCES (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 707): SLARTIBARTFAST of THE HITCHHIKERS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
                   (turn 706): SILVER HAIR of COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 707): TWO BUCK CHUCK of NO-HALF STEPPING (?, mgr.)
              (turn 706): DOGGO of THE DOG HOUSE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 691): VOLDEMORT of SAY MY NAME (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 687): BETTY FOURS of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 688): KAIJHEK of WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
                         PROFESSOR PUTT of LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 649): STRAY CAT of WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 640): THE COOK MESSED UP of BASH BROS. WAITRESS
                                                          (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 300): ANASTASIUS of DARQUE AGES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 254): B'ZIADUL of WRATHMEN XIV (Kharadmon, mgr.)
                             AFTERSHOCK of SLAMMA JAMMA (Marma Duke, mgr.)
                             ALBUQUERQUE of WESTERN FRONTIER (Crip, mgr.)

                                 THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
                          Reflections by the King's Sentinel

     Cheese Louise with parsley and chives!  A serious mismatch against a random
opponent, the previous Sentinel having overslept.  Still, it's a title, and I'll take
it.

                                       Sarina

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Would you believe it, the staff in this office is trying to get me to let the
golem carry this spy report?  Something about "saving the Hands for Shadowspire."
Shadowspire, forsooth!  It isn't even on the Isle!  I'm not thrilled about this, but 
I'm also not in much of a position to argue the importance of the Andorak spy report.
Does anybody read it?  Oh, well, I have a cold, and that always makes me gloomy.

     Biggest point movements:  Balisong, up 39, Clemmie, down 35, same fight.
     Hangman was most challenged.
     Nobody was most avoided.
     Eleven fights, one challenge, one standby.  But at least we had a Sentinel's
column.

     DOMINATION (46-3177) (21-4-2,88) of 24 HOURS OF DOOM fought OHRLAM (105-2) (0-0-
0,60) of The Old Standbys.  DOMINATION handily defeated OHRLAM in an exciting 1
minute brutal one-sided bout.  Today's only standby on the sands.
     SHOULDA 8 STEAK (25-5544) (16-16-1,73) of PARKING LOT 3 fought KHYLAR (36-4613)
(19-11-0,51) of WRATHMEN.  SHOULDA 8 STEAK defeated KHYLAR in a 2 minute match.  If
this is a sample, we're looking at a mighty tough steak.
     COYOTE (60-7626) (81-93-2,170) of BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS fought KETTELMAN (26-4749)
(50-71-1,147) of GOLDEN CANYON.  COYOTE overpowered KETTELMAN in a popular 1 minute
uneven duel.  Yes, well, of course.  Coyotes will eat anything.  Ah, make that
"almost anything."  I knew a pack of coyotes that refused a pan full of Tuna
Surprise.  That was surprising.
     CLEMMIE (26-4630) (50-123-1,158) of GOLDEN CANYON fought BALISONG (22-6847) (24-
17-0,102) of SERPENTS HOLD.  CLEMMIE was vanquished by BALISONG in a 2 minute uneven
duel.  Clemmie must've had her mind (I believe she does have one) on other things.
Cooking, probably.  Maybe she should stick to the cooking.

     GORDIAN (63-2104) (69-60-0,203) of WHY KNOT fought SMOKE (68-5868) (51-44-0,184)
of ZOMBIE SQUAD II II.  GORDIAN was unbelievably bested by SMOKE in an action packed
6 minute gruesome fight.  I find this easy to believe.  There's more than one way to
cut a gordian knot, and fire will do it.
     MICHAEL COOPER (4-5943) (78-60-1,190) of SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 fought GOLDERIE
(26-4657) (66-96-1,193) of GOLDEN CANYON.  MICHAEL COOPER was savagely defeated by
GOLDERIE in an exciting 4 minute struggle.  Word has it that Michael tried to sneak
out without paying for his dinner.
     BRAK (57-3163) (32-24-2,198) of CLAN STEELHAMMER fought KHANAMIR (20-2872) (43-
51-0,190) of WRATHMEN VI.  BRAK was demolished by KHANAMIR in an action packed 1
minute mismatched competition.  Brak is a new face here this season, and we're glad
to see him, but!  New faces have to pay their dues.  Or whatever you want to call it.
     CHRISTIAN (27-3086) (57-37-0,217) of WRATHMEN VII fought SHADOW BLADE (46-2972)
(43-31-6,189) of SERPENT'S HOLD.  CHRISTIAN devastated SHADOW BLADE in a 1 minute
one-sided fight.  I believe I heard Christian muttering something about "casting
light into the shadows."  Seems to have worked.
     LORIS KEY (26-4706) (56-101-2,229) of GOLDEN CANYON fought AIKEN (71-3933) (55-
34-1,204) of SUPERIOR FORCES Y4.  LORIS KEY was demolished by AIKEN in a crowd
pleasing 1 minute uneven fight.  Mainly, it was that Aiken was mad for her pies.  But
will she take it as a compliment, or hit him in the face with one of 'em?

The challenge:
     BERWYN (68-5897) (26-17-0,194) of DRATHANEANS challenged HANGMAN (23-1076) (47-
25-1,250) of FACES OF DEATH.  Up 56.  Bold!  BERWYN was outwaited by HANGMAN in a
crowd pleasing 7 minute Challenge fight.  This is how Hangman became Most Challenged
today.  And it provided a good break before the title match.

For the title:
     SARINA (26-4220) (75-92-2,298) of GOLDEN CANYON, defending, fought GAMBIT (26-
4826) (32-15-0,221) of ZOMBIE SQUAD, contesting.  SARINA vanquished GAMBIT in a 1
minute uneven Title battle.  Clearly, Gambit was not up to this... today.  I hear
Loris Key has offered him a chess pie all for himself in consolation.  And Sarina has
promised the recipe for, ah, "Cowboy Cake."

                                      Ardane

THE KING'S SENTINEL            W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SARINA 26-4220               76  92  2  317  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HANGMAN 23-1076              48  25  1  261  FACES OF DEATH (125)       TI
 CHRISTIAN 27-3086            58  37     231  WRATHMEN VII (672)         POINT
 AIKEN 71-3933                56  34  1  215  SUPERIOR FORCES Y4 (1062)  KYR'TERR

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GOLDERIE 26-4657             67  96  1  209  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM
 KHANAMIR 20-2872             44  51     209  WRATHMEN VI (642)          SEAM
 SMOKE 68-5868                52  44     205  ZOMBIE SQUAD II II (665)   FIREHOLD
 BERWYN 68-5897               26  18     200  DRATHANEANS (771)          FIREHOLD
 LORIS KEY 26-4706            56 102  2  196  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM
 GORDIAN 63-2104              69  61     192  WHY KNOT (1066)            AMEN-TEI
 GAMBIT 26-4826               32  16     190  ZOMBIE SQUAD (1069)        CALEAM
 MICHAEL COOPER 4-5943        78  61  1  189  SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 (1028) JHELUM
 SHADOW BLADE 46-2972         43  32  6  187  SERPENT'S HOLD (352)       ARDIVENT
 BRAK 57-3163                 32  25  2  184  CLAN STEELHAMMER (521)     ANDOR

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-100% 14-4429                 26  18  2  178  NO-HALF STEPPING (1053)    TOBIR
 COYOTE 60-7626               82  93  2  175  BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (1065) ARADI

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KETTELMAN 26-4749            50  72  1  143  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM
 BALISONG 22-6847             25  17     141  SERPENTS HOLD (1070)       SOLVEN
 CLEMMIE 26-4630              50 124  1  123  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-SHOWSTOPPER 14-4427          21  16  2  117  NO-HALF STEPPING (1053)    TOBIR

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DOMINATION 46-3177           22   4  2   94  24 HOURS OF DOOM (1071)    ARDIVENT

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SHOULDA 8 STEAK 25-5544      17  16  1   77  PARKING LOT 3 (1073)       LYRATILAN
 KHYLAR 36-4613               19  12      53  WRATHMEN (1072)            JHANS

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Lawrence the Sot -- So, what IS it that you're drinking, anyway? -- Clemmie

Tylarra -- Somebody told me this was "Let the Standbys Win Day." -- Kettelman

Aiken -- Bah. -- Golderie

Michael Cooper -- Take that and stick it in your barrel. -- Loris Key

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BERWYN was outwaited by HANGMAN in a crowd pleasing 7 minute Challenge fight.
SARINA vanquished GAMBIT in a 1 minute uneven Title battle.
LORIS KEY was demolished by AIKEN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven fight.
CHRISTIAN devastated SHADOW BLADE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BRAK was demolished by KHANAMIR in a action packed 1 minute mismatched competition.
MICHAEL COOPER was savagely defeated by GOLDERIE in a exciting 4 minute struggle.
GORDIAN was unbelievably bested by SMOKE in a action packed 6 minute gruesome fight.
CLEMMIE was vanquished by BALISONG in a 2 minute uneven duel.
COYOTE overpowered KETTELMAN in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
SHOULDA 8 STEAK defeated KHYLAR in a 2 minute match.
DOMINATION handily defeated OHRLAM in a exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   5         PARRY-RIPOSTE     10 -   3 -  0      77  |
|AIMED BLOW                       4         TOTAL PARRY        9 -   4 -  0      69  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         LUNGING ATTACK    29 -  14 -  1      67  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         AIMED BLOW        22 -  17 -  0      56  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         SLASHING ATTACK   11 -  12 -  0      48  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         PARRY-LUNGE       11 -  17 -  0      39  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         STRIKING ATTACK    8 -  15 -  0      35  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         WALL OF STEEL      1 -   4 -  0      20  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         BASHING ATTACK     0 -  10 -  0       0  |

Turn 593 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  3         2  TOTAL PARRY    
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  2         2  SLASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         3 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  AIMED BLOW     
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  2         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                                                                1  STRIKING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-RIPOSTE    SARINA 26-4220             76  92  2  317 GOLDEN CANYON (741)
TOTAL PARRY      HANGMAN 23-1076            48  25  1  261 FACES OF DEATH (125)
SLASHING ATTACK  CHRISTIAN 27-3086          58  37  0  231 WRATHMEN VII (672)
AIMED BLOW       AIKEN 71-3933              56  34  1  215 SUPERIOR FORCES Y4 (1062)
PARRY-LUNGE      GOLDERIE 26-4657           67  96  1  209 GOLDEN CANYON (741)
STRIKING ATTACK  BERWYN 68-5897             26  18  0  200 DRATHANEANS (771)
LUNGING ATTACK   GORDIAN 63-2104            69  61  0  192 WHY KNOT (1066)
BASHING ATTACK   CLEMMIE 26-4630            50 124  1  123 GOLDEN CANYON (741)

The overall popularity leader is COYOTE 60-7626.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was GORDIAN 63-2104.  The ten other most popular fighters were BERWYN 68-5897, 
GOLDERIE 26-4657, HANGMAN 23-1076, MICHAEL COOPER 4-5943, SMOKE 68-5868, DOMINATION 
46-3177, SHOULDA 8 STEAK 25-5544, CLEMMIE 26-4630, COYOTE 60-7626, and AIKEN 71-3933.

The least popular fighter this week was SHADOW BLADE 46-2972.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were KETTELMAN 26-4749, LORIS KEY 26-4706, GAMBIT 26-4826, SARINA 
26-4220, BRAK 57-3163, KHYLAR 36-4613, BALISONG 22-6847, KHANAMIR 20-2872, CHRISTIAN 
27-3086, and AIKEN 71-3933.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
JHELUM(4)            0  1 0  CALEAM(26)           2  4 0  ARADI(60)            1  0 0  
SEAM(20)             1  0 0  POINT(27)            1  0 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         0  1 0  
SOLVEN(22)           1  0 0  JHANS(36)            0  1 0  FIREHOLD(68)         1  1 0  
TI(23)               1  0 0  ARDIVENT(46)         1  1 0  KYR'TERR(71)         1  0 0  
LYRATILAN(25)        1  0 0  ANDOR(57)            0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MICHAEL COOPER 4-5943       78  61  1  189  SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 (1028) JHELUM
 KHANAMIR 20-2872            44  51  0  209  WRATHMEN VI (642)          SEAM
 BALISONG 22-6847            25  17  0  141  SERPENTS HOLD (1070)       SOLVEN
 HANGMAN 23-1076             48  25  1  261  FACES OF DEATH (125)       TI
 SHOULDA 8 STEAK 25-5544     17  16  1   77  PARKING LOT 3 (1073)       LYRATILAN
 SARINA 26-4220              76  92  2  317  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM
 CHRISTIAN 27-3086           58  37  0  231  WRATHMEN VII (672)         POINT
 KHYLAR 36-4613              19  12  0   53  WRATHMEN (1072)            JHANS
 SHADOW BLADE 46-2972        43  32  6  187  SERPENT'S HOLD (352)       ARDIVENT
 BRAK 57-3163                32  25  2  184  CLAN STEELHAMMER (521)     ANDOR
 COYOTE 60-7626              82  93  2  175  BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (1065) ARADI
 GORDIAN 63-2104             69  61  0  192  WHY KNOT (1066)            AMEN-TEI
 SMOKE 68-5868               52  44  0  205  ZOMBIE SQUAD II II (665)   FIREHOLD
 AIKEN 71-3933               56  34  1  215  SUPERIOR FORCES Y4 (1062)  KYR'TERR