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Date   : 10/15/2012    Duedate: 10/27/2012

ANDORAK ARENA

DM 105    TURN 594

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 SUPERIOR FO 71/1062  918  573   4 61.6      WRATHMEN VI 20/642
    SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 4/1028                  WRATHMEN VII 27/672
  2 ZOMBIE SQUA 26/1069  610  485   6 55.7      24 HOURS OF DOOM 46/1071
    PARKING LOT 3 25/1073                     4-FACES OF DEA 23/125  129  154   2 45.6
    SERPENT'S HOLD 46/352                       CLAN STEELHAMMER 57/521
    SERPENTS HOLD 22/1070                     5 WHY KNOT 63/1066     471  774  13 37.8
    ZOMBIE SQUAD II II 68/665                   BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS 60/1065
  3 WRATHMEN 36/1072     181  187   1 49.2    6 GOLDEN CANYO 26/741  789 1385  11 36.3
    DRATHANEANS 68/771

                                  WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 353): FIELDER of YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 708): BLUE BULLDOG of ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 708): THE WATCH DOG of THE DOGHOUSE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 693): ROMO of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 695): SCENARIO of TRIBE (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 292): FLAT TIRE of BASH BROS CARS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 689): COBRA of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 690): MAJOR MILLER of LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 653): MENDAL KORDIN of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 650): JACK DANIELS of I C DRUNK PEOPLE (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 641): WHAT WATER? of BASH BROS. WAITRESS (Assurnasirbanipal)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 301): ZOUM LA BOUSE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 535): OHMYGOD of WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 254): B'ZIADUL of WRATHMEN XIV (Kharadmon, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 593): SARINA of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 353): YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 708): WRATHMEN DM 20 (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 708): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 693): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 695): TRIBE (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 693): SAY MY NAME (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 689): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 690): LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 653): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 650): WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 641): FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 301): DARQUE AGES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 535): WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 254): PIZZA TOPPINGS (?, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 593): SUPERIOR FORCES (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 707): SLARTIBARTFAST of THE HITCHHIKERS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 707): TWO BUCK CHUCK of NO-HALF STEPPING (?, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 691): VOLDEMORT of SAY MY NAME (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 650): JACK DANIELS of I C DRUNK PEOPLE (Floyd, mgr.)
                 (turn 649): STRAY CAT of WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 640): THE COOK MESSED UP of BASH BROS. WAITRESS
                                                          (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 300): ANASTASIUS of DARQUE AGES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 254): B'ZIADUL of WRATHMEN XIV (Kharadmon, mgr.)
                             AFTERSHOCK of SLAMMA JAMMA (Marma Duke, mgr.)
                             ALBUQUERQUE of WESTERN FRONTIER (Crip, mgr.)

                                 THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
                          Reflections by the King's Sentinel

     Okay, I did say I would give you all the recipe for Cowboy Cake.  It's been in
our family for seventy years, and we really like it.  And it isn't like anyone wants
to talk about fighting, anyway.
     2 1/2 cups of flour
     2 cups of brown sugar
     1/2 teaspoon of salt
     2/3 cups of shortening (butter is good)
Mix all this up to a crumble and set aside half a cup for the topping.
To the rest, add
     2 teaspoons of baking powder
     1/2 teaspoon of cinnamon
     1/2 teaspoon of nutmeg
     1/2 teaspoon of baking soda
Stir it together and add, stirring
     1 cup sour milk
     2 eggs, well beaten
Put it in a pan or pans and sprinkle the half cup of topping on it, and you should
probably have greased the pans first.  Bake at 350* for twenty-five minutes or so.

                                       Sarina

P.S.  Good try, Gambit.  Quick, which is always a plus, it gives us more time for
doing other things.

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Novgorodny Vir told us not to despair, but I very nearly did.  Only nine fights,
one challenge!  Arenas have been closed that had more fights than that.  Still, there
were no standbys, which is sort of positive.  And I'll take positive wherever I can
find it today.
     Most movement in the ranks, Coyote, up 24, Khanamir, down 32, same fight.
Clemmie was most challenged.  Nobody was most avoided.  What would be the point?

     SHOULDA 8 STEAK (25-5544) (17-16-1,77) of PARKING LOT 3 fought KHYLAR (36-4613)
(19-12-0,53) of WRATHMEN.  SHOULDA 8 STEAK was overpowered by KHYLAR in a 2 minute
one-sided fight.  An upset fight is always popular with the fan.
     KETTELMAN (26-4749) (50-72-1,143) of GOLDEN CANYON fought BALISONG (22-6847)
(25-17-0,141) of SERPENTS HOLD.  KETTELMAN was vanquished by BALISONG in an action
packed 2 minute uneven fight.  I heard Kettelman threatening to make Snake Stew.
First he's got to catch one.
     KHANAMIR (20-2872) (44-51-0,209) of WRATHMEN VI fought COYOTE (60-7626) (82-93-
2,175) of BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS.  KHANAMIR was handily defeated by COYOTE in an action
packed 1 minute uneven melee.  A case of experience trumping rank.
     SMOKE (68-5868) (52-44-0,205) of ZOMBIE SQUAD II II fought LORIS KEY (26-4706)
(56-102-2,196) of GOLDEN CANYON.  SMOKE was savagely defeated by LORIS KEY in a crowd
pleasing 3 minute gory brawl.  She said she was too busy with pumpkin pie to listen
to him.  Many people are.  Busy with pumpkin pie, that is.

     MICHAEL COOPER (4-5943) (78-61-1,189) of SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 fought GORDIAN (63-
2104) (69-61-0,192) of WHY KNOT.  MICHAEL COOPER bested GORDIAN in a popular 2 minute
bloody duel.  Knot really?
     GAMBIT (26-4826) (32-16-0,190) of ZOMBIE SQUAD fought BERWYN (68-5897) (26-18-
0,200) of DRATHANEANS.  GAMBIT overpowered BERWYN in a 1 minute mismatched match.  Is
this a case of Gambit working his way back up to try for the title?
     CHRISTIAN (27-3086) (58-37-0,231) of WRATHMEN VII fought GOLDERIE (26-4657) (67-
96-1,209) of GOLDEN CANYON.  CHRISTIAN devastated GOLDERIE in a 1 minute one-sided
contest.  What can I say?  I'm sure he's a devastating man.

The challenge:
     DOMINATION (46-3177) (22-4-2,94) of 24 HOURS OF DOOM challenged CLEMMIE (26-
4630) (50-124-1,123) of GOLDEN CANYON.  Up 29.  DOMINATION devastated CLEMMIE in an
action packed 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.  This is what happens when you're
most challenged.  Someone thinks he can beat you, and he's RIGHT.

For the title:
     SARINA (26-4220) (76-92-2,317) of GOLDEN CANYON fought AIKEN (71-3933) (56-34-
1,215) of SUPERIOR FORCES Y4.  SARINA overcame AIKEN in a popular 4 minute gruesome
Title match.  I hear Sarina got him so full of cake that he could barely move.
Whatever next, eh?

                                       Ardane

THE KING'S SENTINEL            W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SARINA 26-4220               77  92  2  336  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-HANGMAN 23-1076              48  25  1  261  FACES OF DEATH (125)       TI
 CHRISTIAN 27-3086            59  37     241  WRATHMEN VII (672)         POINT

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 LORIS KEY 26-4706            57 102  2  210  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM
 GAMBIT 26-4826               33  16     210  ZOMBIE SQUAD (1069)        CALEAM
 MICHAEL COOPER 4-5943        79  61  1  201  SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 (1028) JHELUM
 COYOTE 60-7626               83  93  2  199  BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (1065) ARADI
 AIKEN 71-3933                56  35  1  198  SUPERIOR FORCES Y4 (1062)  KYR'TERR
 GOLDERIE 26-4657             67  97  1  196  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM
 SMOKE 68-5868                52  45     194  ZOMBIE SQUAD II II (665)   FIREHOLD
 GORDIAN 63-2104              69  62     193  WHY KNOT (1066)            AMEN-TEI
 BERWYN 68-5897               26  19     189  DRATHANEANS (771)          FIREHOLD
-SHADOW BLADE 46-2972         43  32  6  187  SERPENT'S HOLD (352)       ARDIVENT
-BRAK 57-3163                 32  25  2  184  CLAN STEELHAMMER (521)     ANDOR

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KHANAMIR 20-2872             44  52     177  WRATHMEN VI (642)          SEAM
 BALISONG 22-6847             26  17     153  SERPENTS HOLD (1070)       SOLVEN

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KETTELMAN 26-4749            50  73  1  137  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM
 DOMINATION 46-3177           23   4  2  120  24 HOURS OF DOOM (1071)    ARDIVENT
 CLEMMIE 26-4630              50 125  1  103  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KHYLAR 36-4613               20  12      77  WRATHMEN (1072)            JHANS
-KAIJHEK 30-3813              18  12      66  WRATHMEN (661)             IAYE

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SHOULDA 8 STEAK 25-5544      17  17  1   57  PARKING LOT 3 (1073)       LYRATILAN

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Shoulda 8 Steak -- At least it was close. -- Khylar

Brak -- About time I got lucky. -- Kharnamir

Shadow Blade -- Never was scared of the dark. -- Christian

Hangman -- It was worth a shot.  Well done. -- Berwyn

Aiken -- I would not insult one of my pies by throwing it at you. -- Loris Key

Michael Cooper -- And NO, it will not be "as good as paying" if you wash the dishes.
You don't get them CLEAN. -- Golderie

Balisong -- I would gladly stick to cooking, but for the present, my job is
gladiating. -- Clemmie

Coyote -- If I could have gotten to you before the fight with Tuna Surprise, the
fight would have gone differently. -- Kettelman
P.S.  But I just don't care for even MAKING Tuna Surprise.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DOMINATION devastated CLEMMIE in a action packed 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
SARINA overcame AIKEN in a popular 4 minute gruesome Title match.
CHRISTIAN devastated GOLDERIE in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
GAMBIT overpowered BERWYN in a 1 minute mismatched match.
MICHAEL COOPER bested GORDIAN in a popular 2 minute bloody duel.
SMOKE was savagely defeated by LORIS KEY in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory brawl.
KHANAMIR was handily defeated by COYOTE in a action packed 1 minute uneven melee.
KETTELMAN was vanquished by BALISONG in a action packed 2 minute uneven fight.
SHOULDA 8 STEAK was overpowered by KHYLAR in a 2 minute one-sided fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         PARRY-RIPOSTE     10 -   3 -  0      77  |
|AIMED BLOW                       4         TOTAL PARRY        9 -   4 -  0      69  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         LUNGING ATTACK    28 -  15 -  1      65  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         AIMED BLOW        23 -  16 -  0      59  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         SLASHING ATTACK   12 -  11 -  0      52  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-LUNGE       11 -  18 -  0      38  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         STRIKING ATTACK    8 -  15 -  0      35  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         WALL OF STEEL      0 -   4 -  0       0  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         BASHING ATTACK     0 -  10 -  0       0  |

Turn 594 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  2         2  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         2  AIMED BLOW     
AIMED BLOW         2 -  2     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  1         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                                                                1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-RIPOSTE    SARINA 26-4220             77  92  2  336 GOLDEN CANYON (741)
SLASHING ATTACK  CHRISTIAN 27-3086          59  37  0  241 WRATHMEN VII (672)
AIMED BLOW       LORIS KEY 26-4706          57 102  2  210 GOLDEN CANYON (741)
LUNGING ATTACK   GAMBIT 26-4826             33  16  0  210 ZOMBIE SQUAD (1069)
PARRY-LUNGE      MICHAEL COOPER 4-5943      79  61  1  201 SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 (1028)
TOTAL PARRY      SMOKE 68-5868              52  45  0  194 ZOMBIE SQUAD II II (665)
STRIKING ATTACK  BERWYN 68-5897             26  19  0  189 DRATHANEANS (771)
BASHING ATTACK   CLEMMIE 26-4630            50 125  1  103 GOLDEN CANYON (741)

The overall popularity leader is COYOTE 60-7626.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was SARINA 26-4220.  The ten other most popular fighters were LORIS KEY 26-4706, 
AIKEN 71-3933, GORDIAN 63-2104, KETTELMAN 26-4749, MICHAEL COOPER 4-5943, BALISONG 
22-6847, DOMINATION 46-3177, COYOTE 60-7626, KHYLAR 36-4613, and GAMBIT 26-4826.

The least popular fighter this week was BERWYN 68-5897.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were GOLDERIE 26-4657, CLEMMIE 26-4630, SHOULDA 8 STEAK 25-5544, KHANAMIR 
20-2872, CHRISTIAN 27-3086, SMOKE 68-5868, GAMBIT 26-4826, KHYLAR 36-4613, COYOTE 
60-7626, and DOMINATION 46-3177.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
JHELUM(4)            1  0 0  CALEAM(26)           3  3 0  ARADI(60)            1  0 0  
SEAM(20)             0  1 0  POINT(27)            1  0 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         0  1 0  
SOLVEN(22)           1  0 0  JHANS(36)            1  0 0  FIREHOLD(68)         0  2 0  
LYRATILAN(25)        0  1 0  ARDIVENT(46)         1  0 0  KYR'TERR(71)         0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MICHAEL COOPER 4-5943       79  61  1  201  SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 (1028) JHELUM
 KHANAMIR 20-2872            44  52  0  177  WRATHMEN VI (642)          SEAM
 BALISONG 22-6847            26  17  0  153  SERPENTS HOLD (1070)       SOLVEN
 SHOULDA 8 STEAK 25-5544     17  17  1   57  PARKING LOT 3 (1073)       LYRATILAN
 SARINA 26-4220              77  92  2  336  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM
 CHRISTIAN 27-3086           59  37  0  241  WRATHMEN VII (672)         POINT
 KHYLAR 36-4613              20  12  0   77  WRATHMEN (1072)            JHANS
 DOMINATION 46-3177          23   4  2  120  24 HOURS OF DOOM (1071)    ARDIVENT
 COYOTE 60-7626              83  93  2  199  BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (1065) ARADI
 GORDIAN 63-2104             69  62  0  193  WHY KNOT (1066)            AMEN-TEI
 SMOKE 68-5868               52  45  0  194  ZOMBIE SQUAD II II (665)   FIREHOLD
 AIKEN 71-3933               56  35  1  198  SUPERIOR FORCES Y4 (1062)  KYR'TERR