AD

Date   : 02/18/2013    Duedate: 03/02/2013

ANDORAK ARENA

DM 105    TURN 603

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 SUPERIOR FO 71/1062  925  584   5 61.3      WRATHMEN 57/705
    SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 4/1028                  DRATHANEANS 68/771
  2 ZOMBIE SQUA 26/1069  620  501   6 55.3      WRATHMEN VI 20/642
    PARKING LOT 3 25/1073                       WRATHMEN VII 27/672
    SERPENTS HOLD 22/1070                       WRATHMEN XIV 71/1074
    ZOMBIE SQUAD II II 68/665                   24 HOURS OF DOOM 46/1071
  3 WRATHMEN 20/699      234  213   2 52.3    4 WHY KNOT 63/1066     480  783  13 38.0
    WRATHMEN 24/753                             BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS 60/1065
    WRATHMEN 27/727                           5 GOLDEN CANYO 26/741  806 1413  11 36.3
    WRATHMEN 41/737

                                  WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT

       * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ *

                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 358): PENNY of YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 715): REPRESENT of ILLMATIC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 717): LARGE MARGE of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 702): MEDAN QUIZZAR of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 704): KHEDRYN of WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 701): COMIC BOOK GUY of ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 698): SCALES of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 699): PANAMA JACK of ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 662): MORK CALLING ORSON of CSU COLLEGE RADIO (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 659): LAVO VAUGN of FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 650): BLACK BILE of AZURE CLOUDS (slugbait, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 305): GLOATING GARDINIA of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 544): DELILAH of BAD GIRLS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 259): SINCEMILLA of WRATHMEN XIV (Khradmon, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 602): SARINA of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 358): MIDDLE WAY 11 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 717): WRATHMEN DM 20 (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 717): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 702): KISS ME (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 704): MEDAL OF HONOR Z3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 701): ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 698): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 699): OMNITRIX (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 662): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 659): FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 650): BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 305): BASH BROS ROAD SIGN (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 543): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 259): PIZZA TOPPINGS (Warlock, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 602): SUPERIOR FORCES (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 717): BLUE BULLDOG of ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 650): ANTI-LEAP YEAR of THE 27 CLUB (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)

                                 THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
                          Reflections by the King's Sentinel

     You did this to me, Khristopher!  Damn, I had other things to do with my time.
Oh, well.
     This weekend has been hectic, so I don't have time to give you a full recipe.
(And I STILL can't find the recipe for Doris's Grandmother's Oatmeal Cookies, which
are SUPERB.)  But I'll give you a piece of advice:  If you're making kolaches, think
twice before using the traditional filling of stewed prunes.  Stewed prunes are
TRICKY.  Do not underestimate them.

                                      Sarina

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     I was actually going to do a full, fat spy report today, but circumstances were
against me in many and devious ways.  There was the party last night... I'm not sure
why we were celebrating the birthdays of a couple of guys I never heard of, but we
did, and we partied long and well, too.  The hangovers!  And, of course, it cut into
the usually-allotted time, but I thought I had allowed for that.  But then... the
lightning pigeons have been grounded.  An ice storm, I believe.  Ah, you do
understand about the lightning pigeons, right?  The streets here on the Isle are so
crowded that the Commission routinely uses these magically-enhanced pigeons to send
messages and reports back and forth between buildings.  Well, the ice came, and the
pigeons were grounded, and messages are crawling through the streets on turtle-back.
Slow.  Discouraging, too.  But I *will* do something, and this is it.

     Biggest point gain, Balisong, 25.  Biggest drop, Khanamir, 27.  Same fight.
     Most challenged, Michael Cooper.  No one was avoided.
     Twelve fights, two challenges, one standby.
     So.

     B'ZIADUL (71-3311) (22-15-1,69) of WRATHMEN XIV fought SHOULDA 8 STEAK (25-5544)
(19-22-1,83) of PARKING LOT 3.  B'ZIADUL subdued SHOULDA 8 STEAK in a 1 minute match.
I knew something like this was on the menu when Bziadul showed up with steak sauce
and serated knife.
     LORIS KEY (26-4706) (59-108-2,153) of GOLDEN CANYON fought BEAULIEU (41-3057)
(30-22-0,148) of WRATHMEN.  LORIS KEY was demolished by BEAULIEU in a 1 minute
mismatched competition.  That's what she gets for wearing her pie on her sleeve.
     KENWYD (57-3870) (45-33-2,178) of WRATHMEN fought CLEMMIE (26-4630) (52-131-
1,130) of GOLDEN CANYON.  KENWYD beat CLEMMIE in an exciting 1 minute fight.  No
surprise.
     DOMINATION (46-3177) (29-6-2,169) of 24 HOURS OF DOOM fought TAEL KAL (105-7)
(0-0-0,110) of Same Old Standbys.  DOMINATION overpowered TAEL KAL in a 1 minute
uneven match.  I should hope so!
     SMOKE (68-5868) (55-49-0,191) of ZOMBIE SQUAD II II fought GOLDERIE (26-4657)
(70-102-1,198) of GOLDEN CANYON.  SMOKE luckily beat GOLDERIE in an action packed 6
minute gory duel.  Luck, huh?  Does this mean it could be different next time?

     GORDIAN (63-2104) (72-67-0,200) of WHY KNOT fought KIANA (24-3878) (27-19-0,203)
of WRATHMEN.  GORDIAN vanquished KIANA in an action packed 1 minute uneven duel.
Gordian said, "Why?"  I wonder, "Why not?"  Cut him up next time, Kiana.
     GAMBIT (26-4826) (33-17-0,190) of ZOMBIE SQUAD fought AIKEN (71-3933) (58-41-
1,190) of SUPERIOR FORCES Y4.  GAMBIT overpowered AIKEN in a popular 1 minute
gruesome mismatched brawl.  Two zombies, really.
     KETTELMAN (26-4749) (53-78-1,184) of GOLDEN CANYON fought KHRISTOPHER (27-3567)
(41-21-0,190) of WRATHMEN.  KETTELMAN was viciously subdued by KHRISTOPHER in a
popular 3 minute bloody duel.  Probably the biscuits.  People will go to great
lengths to get some of those biscuits.
     KHANAMIR (20-2872) (48-56-0,206) of WRATHMEN VI fought BALISONG (22-6847) (28-
22-0,163) of SERPENTS HOLD.  KHANAMIR was defeated by BALISONG in a crowd pleasing 1
minute match.  The big point movements.
     BERWYN (68-5897) (31-22-0,239) of DRATHANEANS fought COYOTE (60-7626) (87-97-
2,197) of BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS.  BERWYN was viciously subdued by COYOTE in a crowd
pleasing 1 minute gory brawl.  Sneaky creatures, those coyotes.

The challenges:
     CHRISTIAN (27-3086) (64-40-0,213) of WRATHMEN VII challenged MICHAEL COOPER (4-
5943) (83-65-2,244) of SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2.  Up 31.  CHRISTIAN was subdued by MICHAEL
COOPER in an exciting 3 minute gory Challenge melee.  Too bad, but a good try on
Christian's part.

And for the title:
     KHARMA (20-3112) (43-32-0,250) of WRATHMEN challenged SARINA (26-4220) (83-94-
2,243) of GOLDEN CANYON.  Down 7.  KHARMA was viciously subdued by SARINA in a 4
minute Challenge Title fight.  Maybe next time, Kharma.

                                       Ardane

THE KING'S SENTINEL            W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SARINA 26-4220               84  94  2  257  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MICHAEL COOPER 4-5943        84  65  2  264  SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 (1028) JHELUM
 GORDIAN 63-2104              73  67     215  WHY KNOT (1066)            AMEN-TEI
 COYOTE 60-7626               88  97  2  212  BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (1065) ARADI

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GAMBIT 26-4826               34  17     210  ZOMBIE SQUAD (1069)        CALEAM
 CHRISTIAN 27-3086            64  41     203  WRATHMEN VII (672)         POINT
 SMOKE 68-5868                56  49     203  ZOMBIE SQUAD II II (665)   FIREHOLD
 KHARMA 20-3112               43  33     198  WRATHMEN (699)             SEAM
 GOLDERIE 26-4657             70 103  1  194  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM
 KHRISTOPHER 27-3567          42  21     194  WRATHMEN (727)             POINT
 BERWYN 68-5897               31  23     194  DRATHANEANS (771)          FIREHOLD
 KIANA 24-3878                27  20     192  WRATHMEN (753)             ZORPUNT
 KETTELMAN 26-4749            53  79  1  189  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM
 BALISONG 22-6847             29  22     188  SERPENTS HOLD (1070)       SOLVEN
 AIKEN 71-3933                58  42  1  184  SUPERIOR FORCES Y4 (1062)  KYR'TERR

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KENWYD 57-3870               46  33  2  180  WRATHMEN (705)             ANDOR
 KHANAMIR 20-2872             48  57     179  WRATHMEN VI (642)          SEAM
 DOMINATION 46-3177           30   6  2  171  24 HOURS OF DOOM (1071)    ARDIVENT
 BEAULIEU 41-3057             31  22     162  WRATHMEN (737)             KATI-TEI

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 LORIS KEY 26-4706            59 109  2  142  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM
 CLEMMIE 26-4630              52 132  1  141  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 B'ZIADUL 71-3311             23  15  1   81  WRATHMEN XIV (1074)        KYR'TERR
 SHOULDA 8 STEAK 25-5544      19  23  1   73  PARKING LOT 3 (1073)       LYRATILAN

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Sarina -- It's been awhile since I've been two shotted.  Damn but you hit hard. --
Khristopher

Smoke -- Sorry, but our last match left me a little bitter. -- Khanamir

Kettleman -- Next time keep your hands to yourself.  Save the bottom pinchin' for
your serving wenches. -- Kiana

Loris Key -- Excuse me.  Coming through. -- Domination

Clemmie -- Thanks for that.  Those have been slow in coming. -- Beauleiu

Beaulieu -- Actually, I might even need to THANK you for that loss, now that I think
about it.  What if I won a lot, climbed the ranks, and ended up as duelmaster?  I
wouldn't have time to COOK. -- Clemmie

Michael Cooper -- I don't actually care about your "Andorian Ideals," I just don't
want you anywhere near me. -- Golderie

Domination -- For that, you get steak-and-kidney pie, and you deserve every
disgusting bite. -- Loris Key

Kiana -- Okay, maybe I *will* add biscuits. -- Kettelman

Kharma -- But I didn't *do* anything!  That was not *my* stew with trolls in it! --
Kettelman

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

KHARMA was viciously subdued by SARINA in a 4 minute Challenge Title fight.
CHRISTIAN was subdued by MICHAEL COOPER in a exciting 3 minute gory Challenge melee.
BERWYN was viciously subdued by COYOTE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory brawl.
KHANAMIR was defeated by BALISONG in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
KETTELMAN was viciously subdued by KHRISTOPHER in a popular 3 minute bloody duel.
GAMBIT overpowered AIKEN in a popular 1 minute gruesome mismatched brawl.
GORDIAN vanquished KIANA in a action packed 1 minute uneven duel.
SMOKE luckily beat GOLDERIE in a action packed 6 minute gory duel.
DOMINATION overpowered TAEL KAL in a 1 minute uneven match.
KENWYD beat CLEMMIE in a exciting 1 minute fight.
LORIS KEY was demolished by BEAULIEU in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
B'ZIADUL subdued SHOULDA 8 STEAK in a 1 minute match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   5         PARRY-STRIKE       6 -   1 -  0      86  |
|AIMED BLOW                       4         PARRY-RIPOSTE      8 -   2 -  0      80  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         WALL OF STEEL      9 -   4 -  1      69  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         LUNGING ATTACK    26 -  15 -  0      63  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         TOTAL PARRY       10 -   6 -  0      63  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         PARRY-LUNGE       12 -  11 -  1      52  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         SLASHING ATTACK   13 -  13 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         STRIKING ATTACK    8 -  12 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         AIMED BLOW        11 -  27 -  0      29  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         BASHING ATTACK     2 -   8 -  0      20  |

Turn 603 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         1 -  3         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     5 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  3         2  TOTAL PARRY    
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  2         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                                                                1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                                                                1  STRIKING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-RIPOSTE    SARINA 26-4220             84  94  2  257 GOLDEN CANYON (741)
PARRY-LUNGE      MICHAEL COOPER 4-5943      84  65  2  264 SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 (1028)
LUNGING ATTACK   GORDIAN 63-2104            73  67  0  215 WHY KNOT (1066)
SLASHING ATTACK  CHRISTIAN 27-3086          64  41  0  203 WRATHMEN VII (672)
TOTAL PARRY      SMOKE 68-5868              56  49  0  203 ZOMBIE SQUAD II II (665)
PARRY-STRIKE     KHARMA 20-3112             43  33  0  198 WRATHMEN (699)
STRIKING ATTACK  BERWYN 68-5897             31  23  0  194 DRATHANEANS (771)
AIMED BLOW       BALISONG 22-6847           29  22  0  188 SERPENTS HOLD (1070)
WALL OF STEEL    KENWYD 57-3870             46  33  2  180 WRATHMEN (705)
BASHING ATTACK   CLEMMIE 26-4630            52 132  1  141 GOLDEN CANYON (741)

The overall popularity leader is COYOTE 60-7626.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was GOLDERIE 26-4657.  The ten other most popular fighters were CHRISTIAN 27-3086, 
SARINA 26-4220, SMOKE 68-5868, MICHAEL COOPER 4-5943, COYOTE 60-7626, KHARMA 20-3112, 
KETTELMAN 26-4749, KHANAMIR 20-2872, KHRISTOPHER 27-3567, and GAMBIT 26-4826.

The least popular fighter this week was SHOULDA 8 STEAK 25-5544.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were LORIS KEY 26-4706, KIANA 24-3878, AIKEN 71-3933, B'ZIADUL 
71-3311, DOMINATION 46-3177, BEAULIEU 41-3057, BALISONG 22-6847, BERWYN 68-5897, 
CLEMMIE 26-4630, and KENWYD 57-3870.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
JHELUM(4)            1  0 0  CALEAM(26)           2  4 0  ARADI(60)            1  0 0  
SEAM(20)             0  2 0  POINT(27)            1  1 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         1  0 0  
SOLVEN(22)           1  0 0  KATI-TEI(41)         1  0 0  FIREHOLD(68)         1  1 0  
ZORPUNT(24)          0  1 0  ARDIVENT(46)         1  0 0  KYR'TERR(71)         1  1 0  
LYRATILAN(25)        0  1 0  ANDOR(57)            1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MICHAEL COOPER 4-5943       84  65  2  264  SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 (1028) JHELUM
 KHARMA 20-3112              43  33  0  198  WRATHMEN (699)             SEAM
 BALISONG 22-6847            29  22  0  188  SERPENTS HOLD (1070)       SOLVEN
 KIANA 24-3878               27  20  0  192  WRATHMEN (753)             ZORPUNT
 SHOULDA 8 STEAK 25-5544     19  23  1   73  PARKING LOT 3 (1073)       LYRATILAN
 SARINA 26-4220              84  94  2  257  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM
 CHRISTIAN 27-3086           64  41  0  203  WRATHMEN VII (672)         POINT
 BEAULIEU 41-3057            31  22  0  162  WRATHMEN (737)             KATI-TEI
 DOMINATION 46-3177          30   6  2  171  24 HOURS OF DOOM (1071)    ARDIVENT
 KENWYD 57-3870              46  33  2  180  WRATHMEN (705)             ANDOR
 COYOTE 60-7626              88  97  2  212  BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (1065) ARADI
 GORDIAN 63-2104             73  67  0  215  WHY KNOT (1066)            AMEN-TEI
 SMOKE 68-5868               56  49  0  203  ZOMBIE SQUAD II II (665)   FIREHOLD
 AIKEN 71-3933               58  42  1  184  SUPERIOR FORCES Y4 (1062)  KYR'TERR