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Date   : 04/01/2013    Duedate: 04/13/2013

ANDORAK ARENA

DM 105    TURN 606

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 SUPERIOR FO 71/1062  930  585   5 61.4      WRATHMEN 57/705
    SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 4/1028                  DRATHANEANS 68/771
  2 ZOMBIE SQUA 26/1069  625  508   6 55.2      WRATHMEN VI 20/642
    PARKING LOT 3 25/1073                       WRATHMEN VII 27/672
    SERPENTS HOLD 22/1070                       WRATHMEN XIV 71/1074
    ZOMBIE SQUAD II II 68/665                   24 HOURS OF DOOM 46/1071
  3 WRATHMEN 20/699      250  227   2 52.4    4-CLAN STEELHA 57/521  130  154   2 45.8
    WRATHMEN 24/753                           5 WHY KNOT 63/1066     482  787  13 38.0
    WRATHMEN 27/727                             BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS 60/1065
    WRATHMEN 41/737                           6 GOLDEN CANYO 26/741  813 1421  11 36.4

                                  WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 359): IMA SLAYER of YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 720): DARK JESTER of CHAOS CARNIVAL (Nurgle, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 720): VORTEX of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 705): BORT of WE BE WAR FLAILS (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 707): SERGEANT 4 of MEDAL OF HONOR Z3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 704): SAURON of SAY MY NAME (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 701): COBRA of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 702): NEOR FEY of WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 665): MORK CALLING ORSON of CSU COLLEGE RADIO (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 662): LAVO VAUGN of FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 653): UNCLE JUNIOR of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 307): CONFLICT of DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 547): GYPSY JUNE of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 260): SINCEMILLA of WRATHMEN XIV (Khradmon, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 605): MICHAEL COOPER of SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 (Manager, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 359): PEASANT REBELLION (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 720): THE JOKER'S WILD (Sir Jessie Jest, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 720): THE DOGHOUSE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 705): KISS ME (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 707): MEDAL OF HONOR Z3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 704): SAY MY NAME (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 701): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 702): ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 665): CSU COLLEGE RADIO (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 662): FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 653): FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 307): FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 547): BAD GIRLS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 260): WRATHMENT XIV (Kharadmon, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 605): SUPERIOR FORCES (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 720): PINK PORPOISE of ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
                   (turn 719): PAIR-O-SEVENS of THE JOKER'S WILD (Sir Jessie Jest)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 719): MARIA of WU-TANG FOREVER (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 707): JOBERT DONNER of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 703): DEEZ of ERRATA (JE, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 702): NEOR FEY of WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
        IAYE (turn 701): PANAMA JACK of ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 662): LAVO VAUGN of FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 653): UNCLE JUNIOR of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 306): CAUSTIC CROCUS of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Ready for some action-packed adventure, some thrills, chills and spills?  Well
fergit it, cause this is the spy report for ANDORAK.  Ardane's gone off somewhere.
Chasing rabbits, he SAID.  Because of eggs.  Rabbits lay eggs?  Nobody told ME that.
But, anyway, I got stuck with the spy report.  Here it is.

     MVP award for LORIS KEY?  GOLDEN CANYON's proud of her after beating BEAULIEU
and getting 26 points.  Talk about yer major upsets!  KENWYD's match with GHRYSHAN
cost him a loss of 23 points!  Oh, wow, like the Duelmaster must be the most popular
guy in all ANDORAK.  He got the most challenges.  (But what about proposals?)  Like,
KHRISTOPHER must be pretty gutsy!  He TV challenged the Duelmaster from SUPERIOR
FORCES ZC2.  Does this guy have a death wish or what!  At least we can congratulate
him on having a TV.  That isn't something everyone has, you know.  This Duelmaster is
like something else!  MICHAEL COOPER stopped KHRISTOPHER dead in his tracks!  Except
not really DEAD, which is good.  I mean, Khristopher is dishy.  I hear the top team
insists all their warriors get nine hours sleep.  They want photogenic fighters for
PR photos.
     AAARRGH!!!  I HATE SPY REPORTING!!!  Sorry.  I just had to say it.  But I don't 
hate a paycheck, so I do the spy report anyway.
     What does a fighter fight for?  I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone
gets killed.  Not after four more fights.  Hey you guys, don't you think your
families would like to hear from you?  Write!  (Or have someone write for you.)
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand
wash.  I gotta leave.  ANDORAK is like such a dump, and you guys smell too much!  I
had a fun time, see you later-- Debby Tonte

     Twelve fights, three challenges, one standby.
     SHOULDA 8 STEAK (25-5544) (20-24-1,89) of PARKING LOT 3 fought B'ZIADUL (71-
3311) (24-16-1,74) of WRATHMEN XIV.  SHOULDA 8 STEAK was demolished by B'ZIADUL in a
popular 1 minute mismatched match.  Good work, B.
     BEAULIEU (41-3057) (32-23-0,164) of WRATHMEN fought LORIS KEY (26-4706) (60-110-
2,144) of GOLDEN CANYON.  BEAULIEU was demolished by LORIS KEY in a 1 minute
mismatched competition.  But she brought him a pie afterward.
     GAMBIT (26-4826) (35-18-0,204) of ZOMBIE SQUAD fought KETTELMAN (26-4749) (53-
81-1,178) of GOLDEN CANYON.  GAMBIT overcame KETTELMAN in a popular 1 minute brutal
bout.  Definitely, Kettelman should stick to cooking.  Kooking?
     KENWYD (57-3870) (48-33-2,203) of WRATHMEN fought GHRYSHAN (105-25) (0-0-0,181)
of New and Identical Standbys.  KENWYD was vanquished by GHRYSHAN in an exciting 1
minute one-sided fight.  Oops!
     DOMINATION (46-3177) (31-7-2,185) of 24 HOURS OF DOOM fought SMOKE (68-5868)
(57-50-0,199) of ZOMBIE SQUAD II II.  DOMINATION lost to SMOKE in a popular 6 minute
gruesome duel.  Smoke inhalation, very bad.

     KIANA (24-3878) (27-22-0,188) of WRATHMEN fought CLEMMIE (26-4630) (53-133-
1,153) of GOLDEN CANYON.  KIANA overpowered CLEMMIE in an action packed 1 minute
uneven melee.  Well, of course.
     KHANAMIR (20-2872) (50-57-0,190) of WRATHMEN VI fought AIKEN (71-3933) (59-43-
1,195) of SUPERIOR FORCES Y4.  KHANAMIR was overpowered by AIKEN in a 1 minute
mismatched brawl.  Darn.
     BERWYN (68-5897) (33-23-0,216) of DRATHANEANS fought BALISONG (22-6847) (29-24-
0,185) of SERPENTS HOLD.  BERWYN won victory over BALISONG in a crowd pleasing 3
minute fight.  Really good.  This Song never sings for us.
     SARINA (26-4220) (85-95-2,217) of GOLDEN CANYON fought COYOTE (60-7626) (88-99-
2,199) of BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS.  SARINA demolished COYOTE in a 1 minute mismatched
competition.  I hear he was trying to get into the pantry.

     CHRISTIAN (27-3086) (65-42-0,203) of WRATHMEN VII challenged GOLDERIE (26-4657)
(71-104-1,210) of GOLDEN CANYON.  Up 7.  CHRISTIAN was viciously subdued by GOLDERIE
in a popular 1 minute Challenge contest.  But, you know, she fed him.  Good stuff.
There was this casserole....
     KHARMA (20-3112) (44-34-0,206) of WRATHMEN challenged GORDIAN (63-2104) (74-68-
0,209) of WHY KNOT.  Up 3.  KHARMA was demolished by GORDIAN in a popular 1 minute
one-sided Challenge melee.  Bad luck, girl.

For the title:
     KHRISTOPHER (27-3567) (44-21-0,220) of WRATHMEN TV challenged MICHAEL COOPER (4-
5943) (86-65-2,292) of SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2.  Up 72, and a good try.  KHRISTOPHER was
viciously subdued by MICHAEL COOPER in a 8 minute Challenge fight.  If we
congratulate Mike, will he notice?

                                       Debby T.
                                            for Ardane

THE KING'S SENTINEL            W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MICHAEL COOPER 4-5943        87  65  2  312  SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 (1028) JHELUM

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GOLDERIE 26-4657             72 104  1  228  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM
 SARINA 26-4220               86  95  2  227  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM
 GORDIAN 63-2104              75  68     225  WHY KNOT (1066)            AMEN-TEI
 BERWYN 68-5897               34  23     223  DRATHANEANS (771)          FIREHOLD
 SMOKE 68-5868                58  50     215  ZOMBIE SQUAD II II (665)   FIREHOLD

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GAMBIT 26-4826               36  18     206  ZOMBIE SQUAD (1069)        CALEAM
 AIKEN 71-3933                60  43  1  204  SUPERIOR FORCES Y4 (1062)  KYR'TERR
 KHRISTOPHER 27-3567          44  22     204  WRATHMEN (727)             POINT
 CHRISTIAN 27-3086            65  43     196  WRATHMEN VII (672)         POINT
-BRAK 57-3163                 33  25  2  196  CLAN STEELHAMMER (521)     ANDOR
 KHARMA 20-3112               44  35     192  WRATHMEN (699)             SEAM
 KIANA 24-3878                28  22     190  WRATHMEN (753)             ZORPUNT
 COYOTE 60-7626               88 100  2  189  BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (1065) ARADI
 DOMINATION 46-3177           31   8  2  189  24 HOURS OF DOOM (1071)    ARDIVENT
 BALISONG 22-6847             29  25     188  SERPENTS HOLD (1070)       SOLVEN
 KHANAMIR 20-2872             50  58     185  WRATHMEN VI (642)          SEAM

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KETTELMAN 26-4749            53  82  1  180  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM
 KENWYD 57-3870               48  34  2  180  WRATHMEN (705)             ANDOR
 LORIS KEY 26-4706            61 110  2  170  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CLEMMIE 26-4630              53 134  1  154  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BEAULIEU 41-3057             32  24     144  WRATHMEN (737)             KATI-TEI

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 B'ZIADUL 71-3311             25  16  1   93  WRATHMEN XIV (1074)        KYR'TERR

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SHOULDA 8 STEAK 25-5544      20  25  1   73  PARKING LOT 3 (1073)       LYRATILAN

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Kettelman -- I find it hard to believe that I was able to take two critical blows
while desperate and keep fighting. -- Khanamir

Golderie -- That's what I get for letting you get back up.  Well done. -- Domination

Sarina -- I'd have a go at Michael Cooper but he's outta my range.  If he gets
Inducted this split... then what?  That's one less competitor we have to face.  They
are few and far between as it is.  Maybe his manager will transfer a few more
fighters here to help keep this arena alive...? -- Kharma

Sorry, I didn't have time for personals last cycle.  And time is short this time as
well so no use wasting any of it on those that more than likely won't respond. --
Kharadmon

Hmm, maybe we'll have to send Kettelman back to the kitchen!  Four-one today for us,
and he had the loss.  Not that WE are likely to get a say in who fights and who
doesn't.
     But listen, it's been a madhouse here:  mostly these confused-looking rabbits
running around with baskets of eggs.  And us running around after the rabbits trying
to snatch the baskets of eggs before they get smashed--rabbits don't know how to
handle eggs.  They don't know ANYTHING about eggs.  And why should they?  What have
rabbits to do with eggs? -- the Golden Canyon Crew

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

KHRISTOPHER was viciously subdued by MICHAEL COOPER in a 8 minute Challenge fight.
KHARMA was demolished by GORDIAN in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
CHRISTIAN was viciously subdued by GOLDERIE in a popular 1 minute Challenge contest.
SARINA demolished COYOTE in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
BERWYN won victory over BALISONG in a crowd pleasing 3 minute fight.
KHANAMIR was overpowered by AIKEN in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
KIANA overpowered CLEMMIE in a action packed 1 minute uneven melee.
DOMINATION lost to SMOKE in a popular 6 minute gruesome duel.
KENWYD was vanquished by GHRYSHAN in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
GAMBIT overcame KETTELMAN in a popular 1 minute brutal bout.
BEAULIEU was demolished by LORIS KEY in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
SHOULDA 8 STEAK was demolished by B'ZIADUL in a popular 1 minute mismatched match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   5         TOTAL PARRY       14 -   6 -  0      70  |
|AIMED BLOW                       4         PARRY-STRIKE       7 -   3 -  0      70  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         PARRY-RIPOSTE      7 -   3 -  0      70  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         WALL OF STEEL     12 -   7 -  1      63  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         LUNGING ATTACK    25 -  20 -  0      56  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         PARRY-LUNGE       11 -   9 -  1      55  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         STRIKING ATTACK   10 -  10 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         SLASHING ATTACK   14 -  16 -  0      47  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         AIMED BLOW        12 -  28 -  0      30  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         BASHING ATTACK     3 -   7 -  0      30  |

Turn 606 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  2         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  2     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         2  TOTAL PARRY    
AIMED BLOW         2 -  2     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  2         2  SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1                                       1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK
                                                                1  AIMED BLOW     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-LUNGE      MICHAEL COOPER 4-5943      87  65  2  312 SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 (1028)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    SARINA 26-4220             86  95  2  227 GOLDEN CANYON (741)
LUNGING ATTACK   GORDIAN 63-2104            75  68  0  225 WHY KNOT (1066)
STRIKING ATTACK  BERWYN 68-5897             34  23  0  223 DRATHANEANS (771)
TOTAL PARRY      SMOKE 68-5868              58  50  0  215 ZOMBIE SQUAD II II (665)
AIMED BLOW       AIKEN 71-3933              60  43  1  204 SUPERIOR FORCES Y4 (1062)
SLASHING ATTACK  CHRISTIAN 27-3086          65  43  0  196 WRATHMEN VII (672)
PARRY-STRIKE     KHARMA 20-3112             44  35  0  192 WRATHMEN (699)
WALL OF STEEL    KENWYD 57-3870             48  34  2  180 WRATHMEN (705)
BASHING ATTACK   CLEMMIE 26-4630            53 134  1  154 GOLDEN CANYON (741)

The overall popularity leader is COYOTE 60-7626.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was DOMINATION 46-3177.  The ten other most popular fighters were MICHAEL COOPER 
4-5943, KHRISTOPHER 27-3567, BERWYN 68-5897, SMOKE 68-5868, GAMBIT 26-4826, GORDIAN 
63-2104, GOLDERIE 26-4657, LORIS KEY 26-4706, CHRISTIAN 27-3086, and B'ZIADUL 
71-3311.

The least popular fighter this week was KHARMA 20-3112.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were BEAULIEU 41-3057, KENWYD 57-3870, CLEMMIE 26-4630, KHANAMIR 20-2872, 
COYOTE 60-7626, SHOULDA 8 STEAK 25-5544, AIKEN 71-3933, SARINA 26-4220, KETTELMAN 
26-4749, and KIANA 24-3878.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
JHELUM(4)            1  0 0  CALEAM(26)           4  2 0  ARADI(60)            0  1 0  
SEAM(20)             0  2 0  POINT(27)            0  2 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         1  0 0  
SOLVEN(22)           0  1 0  KATI-TEI(41)         0  1 0  FIREHOLD(68)         2  0 0  
ZORPUNT(24)          1  0 0  ARDIVENT(46)         0  1 0  KYR'TERR(71)         2  0 0  
LYRATILAN(25)        0  1 0  ANDOR(57)            0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MICHAEL COOPER 4-5943       87  65  2  312  SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 (1028) JHELUM
 KHARMA 20-3112              44  35  0  192  WRATHMEN (699)             SEAM
 BALISONG 22-6847            29  25  0  188  SERPENTS HOLD (1070)       SOLVEN
 KIANA 24-3878               28  22  0  190  WRATHMEN (753)             ZORPUNT

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SHOULDA 8 STEAK 25-5544     20  25  1   73  PARKING LOT 3 (1073)       LYRATILAN
 GOLDERIE 26-4657            72 104  1  228  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM
 KHRISTOPHER 27-3567         44  22  0  204  WRATHMEN (727)             POINT
 BEAULIEU 41-3057            32  24  0  144  WRATHMEN (737)             KATI-TEI
 DOMINATION 46-3177          31   8  2  189  24 HOURS OF DOOM (1071)    ARDIVENT
 KENWYD 57-3870              48  34  2  180  WRATHMEN (705)             ANDOR
 COYOTE 60-7626              88 100  2  189  BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (1065) ARADI
 GORDIAN 63-2104             75  68  0  225  WHY KNOT (1066)            AMEN-TEI
 BERWYN 68-5897              34  23  0  223  DRATHANEANS (771)          FIREHOLD
 AIKEN 71-3933               60  43  1  204  SUPERIOR FORCES Y4 (1062)  KYR'TERR