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Date   : 04/15/2013    Duedate: 04/27/2013

ANDORAK ARENA

DM 105    TURN 607

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 SUPERIOR FO 71/1062  931  586   5 61.4      WRATHMEN 57/705
    SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 4/1028                  DRATHANEANS 68/771
  2 ZOMBIE SQUA 26/1069  625  511   6 55.0      WRATHMEN VI 20/642
    PARKING LOT 3 25/1073                       WRATHMEN VII 27/672
    SERPENTS HOLD 22/1070                       WRATHMEN XIV 71/1074
    ZOMBIE SQUAD II II 68/665                   24 HOURS OF DOOM 46/1071
  3 WRATHMEN 20/699      259  228   2 53.2    4-CLAN STEELHA 57/521  130  154   2 45.8
    WRATHMEN 24/753                           5 WHY KNOT 63/1066     483  788  13 38.0
    WRATHMEN 27/727                             BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS 60/1065
    WRATHMEN 41/737                           6 GOLDEN CANYO 26/741  814 1425  11 36.4

                                  WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 360): IMA SLAYER of YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 721): KOOCHIKOOCHIKOO of WRATHMEN DM 20 (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 721): VORTEX of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 706): BORT of WE BE WAR FLAILS (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 708): WHAT? of TRIBE (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 705): SAURON of SAY MY NAME (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 702): COBRA of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 703): GENTLEMAN JACK of ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 666): CHAD GORAM of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 663): DODO of BIRDS (JE, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 654): KURT COBAIN of THE 27 CLUB (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 307): CONFLICT of DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 548): GYPSY JUNE of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 261): SINCEMILLA of WRATHMEN XIV (Khradmon, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 606): MICHAEL COOPER of SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 (Manager, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 360): STEEL PROPHETS (?, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 721): WRATHMEN DM 20 (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 721): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 706): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 708): MEDAL OF HONOR Z3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 705): SAY MY NAME (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 702): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 703): ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 666): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 663): FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 654): FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 307): FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 548): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 261): PIZZA TOPPINGS (Warlock, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 606): SUPERIOR FORCES (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 720): PINK PORPOISE of ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 706): MEDAN QUIZZAR of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 707): JOBERT DONNER of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 702): COBRA of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 702): NEOR FEY of WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 662): LAVO VAUGN of FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 654): KURT COBAIN of THE 27 CLUB (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
                             WHAT WATER? of BASH BROS. WAITRESS (Assurnasirbanipal)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 653): UNCLE JUNIOR of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 306): CAUSTIC CROCUS of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 261): SINCEMILLA of WRATHMEN XIV (Khradmon, mgr.)

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Welcome ANDORAK.  I, Olaf Modeen remember this place well.  Many the fights have 
I fought here.  The celebrations, the disappointments...  What's with CLEMMIE?  She 
actually beat SERPENTS HOLD's BALISONG, and walked away with 30 more points from the 
fight.  Laughs were big at GOLDEN CANYON while they watched CLEMMIE clobber BALISONG. 
It lost 27 points and got bruised from objects thrown from the stands.  SARINA was 
reminded on the sands why MICHAEL COOPER is Duelmaster.  I suppose you want to hear 
some rumors and dirty gossip about your fellow fighters?  Tough!   
     Speaking of cowardly avoiders and unfair challenges...   
     A fighter's lot is filled with strife, revenge, and killing.  Some fighters 
don't accept this.  The best do.  Is it my imagination, or are fighters getting 
younger every day?  To die so young, so gloriously!   
     Many other cities have retirement homes for aged warriors.  Any plans here?  The 
end of another Spyreport!  That's cause for celebration in my book!  Remember--a good 
fighter needs both good skills and good luck.  Until next time,-- Olaf Modeen  

THE KING'S SENTINEL            W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MICHAEL COOPER 4-5943        88  65  2  320  SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 (1028) JHELUM

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GORDIAN 63-2104              76  68     236  WHY KNOT (1066)            AMEN-TEI
 BERWYN 68-5897               35  23     235  DRATHANEANS (771)          FIREHOLD
 KHRISTOPHER 27-3567          45  22     215  WRATHMEN (727)             POINT
 DOMINATION 46-3177           32   8  2  212  24 HOURS OF DOOM (1071)    ARDIVENT

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-GAMBIT 26-4826               36  18     206  ZOMBIE SQUAD (1069)        CALEAM
 SARINA 26-4220               86  96  2  204  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM
 SMOKE 68-5868                58  51     201  ZOMBIE SQUAD II II (665)   FIREHOLD
 CHRISTIAN 27-3086            66  43     200  WRATHMEN VII (672)         POINT
 GOLDERIE 26-4657             72 105  1  196  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM
 AIKEN 71-3933                60  44  1  196  SUPERIOR FORCES Y4 (1062)  KYR'TERR
-BRAK 57-3163                 33  25  2  196  CLAN STEELHAMMER (521)     ANDOR
 KHARMA 20-3112               45  35     195  WRATHMEN (699)             SEAM
 COYOTE 60-7626               88 101  2  193  BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (1065) ARADI
 KHANAMIR 20-2872             51  58     192  WRATHMEN VI (642)          SEAM
 KIANA 24-3878                28  23     185  WRATHMEN (753)             ZORPUNT
 CLEMMIE 26-4630              54 134  1  184  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM
 KENWYD 57-3870               49  34  2  183  WRATHMEN (705)             ANDOR

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KETTELMAN 26-4749            53  83  1  180  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM
 LORIS KEY 26-4706            61 111  2  164  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM
 BALISONG 22-6847             29  26     161  SERPENTS HOLD (1070)       SOLVEN

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BEAULIEU 41-3057             33  24     158  WRATHMEN (737)             KATI-TEI

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 B'ZIADUL 71-3311             26  16  1   95  WRATHMEN XIV (1074)        KYR'TERR

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SHOULDA 8 STEAK 25-5544      20  26  1   76  PARKING LOT 3 (1073)       LYRATILAN

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

     We seem to be held up waiting for the tourney participants to get back.  Rather
     than keep the newsletter hanging around for some unknown length of time, we're
     going to go with the golem this turn. -- Ardane

Michael Cooper -- I gave it my best.  Salute! -- Khristopher

Gordian -- Wow!  You made me look totally inept. -- Kharma

Golderie -- Very nice! -- Christian

Clemmie -- Unlike my teammates *I* at least still remember how to win. -- Kiana

Loris Key -- All you, my elven beauty. -- Beaulieu

Oog!  We can see this is going to be another of those weeks where we run around
trying to patch the roof with our hands will the rain comes down in buckets.  Not
that it's actually raining at the moment, although it MIGHT.  But just, you know, one
thing after another. -- the cooks at the Golden Canyon

Christian -- And don't forget the fresh bread (and butter) with that. -- Golderie

Coyote -- A cast iron skillet upside the head stops most varmits. -- Sarina

Kiana -- You know, I don't think I'm cut out for this life.... -- Clemmie

Gambit -- Bah. -- Kettelman
P.S.  Debby, not "kooking."  Horrid suggestion!  Good, solid stew.

Beaulieu -- And it was my very best silk pie, too.  I do like to see people
appreciate my pie. -- Loris Key

Khanamir -- It was probably the fortifying effect of last cycle's gazpacho. --
Kettelman

Kharma -- Well, he might transfer in more.  Manager seems to see this as a practice
arena for his tourney warriors. -- Sarina

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

MICHAEL COOPER viciously subdued SARINA in a crowd pleasing 4 minute Title fight.
GOLDERIE was demolished by KHRISTOPHER in a popular 1 minute one-sided melee.
BERWYN viciously subdued SMOKE in a crowd pleasing 12 minute gory brawl.
GORDIAN overpowered KIANA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.
DOMINATION viciously subdued AIKEN in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal fight.
KHANAMIR devastated LORIS KEY in a action packed 1 minute one-sided competition.
COYOTE slimly lost to CHRISTIAN in a 2 minute duel.
KHARMA won victory over KETTELMAN in a popular 1 minute duel.
BALISONG was vanquished by CLEMMIE in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
KENWYD overpowered LAWRENCE THE SOT in a popular 1 minute one-sided melee.
BEAULIEU demolished LAWRENCE THE SOT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.
B'ZIADUL viciously subdued SHOULDA 8 STEAK in a exciting 1 minute bloody battle.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         TOTAL PARRY       14 -   6 -  0      70  |
|AIMED BLOW                       4         PARRY-STRIKE       7 -   3 -  0      70  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         WALL OF STEEL     13 -   7 -  0      65  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      6 -   4 -  0      60  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         LUNGING ATTACK    26 -  19 -  0      58  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         PARRY-LUNGE       11 -   9 -  1      55  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         STRIKING ATTACK   11 -   9 -  0      55  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         SLASHING ATTACK   16 -  15 -  0      52  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         BASHING ATTACK     4 -   6 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         AIMED BLOW         8 -  32 -  0      20  |

Turn 607 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  4         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  0                                       2  TOTAL PARRY    
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  1                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  1                                       1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1                                       1  AIMED BLOW     
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-LUNGE      MICHAEL COOPER 4-5943      88  65  2  320 SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 (1028)
LUNGING ATTACK   GORDIAN 63-2104            76  68  0  236 WHY KNOT (1066)
STRIKING ATTACK  BERWYN 68-5897             35  23  0  235 DRATHANEANS (771)
TOTAL PARRY      KHRISTOPHER 27-3567        45  22  0  215 WRATHMEN (727)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    SARINA 26-4220             86  96  2  204 GOLDEN CANYON (741)
SLASHING ATTACK  CHRISTIAN 27-3086          66  43  0  200 WRATHMEN VII (672)
AIMED BLOW       AIKEN 71-3933              60  44  1  196 SUPERIOR FORCES Y4 (1062)
PARRY-STRIKE     KHARMA 20-3112             45  35  0  195 WRATHMEN (699)
BASHING ATTACK   CLEMMIE 26-4630            54 134  1  184 GOLDEN CANYON (741)
WALL OF STEEL    KENWYD 57-3870             49  34  2  183 WRATHMEN (705)

The overall popularity leader is COYOTE 60-7626.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was BERWYN 68-5897.  The ten other most popular fighters were MICHAEL COOPER 4-5943, 
SARINA 26-4220, SMOKE 68-5868, DOMINATION 46-3177, GORDIAN 63-2104, COYOTE 60-7626, 
CHRISTIAN 27-3086, CLEMMIE 26-4630, B'ZIADUL 71-3311, and KHRISTOPHER 27-3567.

The least popular fighter this week was SHOULDA 8 STEAK 25-5544.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were BALISONG 22-6847, KETTELMAN 26-4749, LORIS KEY 26-4706, KIANA 
24-3878, GOLDERIE 26-4657, BEAULIEU 41-3057, KENWYD 57-3870, KHARMA 20-3112, KHANAMIR 
20-2872, and AIKEN 71-3933.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
JHELUM(4)            1  0 0  CALEAM(26)           1  4 0  ARADI(60)            0  1 0  
SEAM(20)             2  0 0  POINT(27)            2  0 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         1  0 0  
SOLVEN(22)           0  1 0  KATI-TEI(41)         1  0 0  FIREHOLD(68)         1  1 0  
ZORPUNT(24)          0  1 0  ARDIVENT(46)         1  0 0  KYR'TERR(71)         1  1 0  
LYRATILAN(25)        0  1 0  ANDOR(57)            1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MICHAEL COOPER 4-5943       88  65  2  320  SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 (1028) JHELUM
 KHARMA 20-3112              45  35  0  195  WRATHMEN (699)             SEAM
 BALISONG 22-6847            29  26  0  161  SERPENTS HOLD (1070)       SOLVEN
 KIANA 24-3878               28  23  0  185  WRATHMEN (753)             ZORPUNT
 SHOULDA 8 STEAK 25-5544     20  26  1   76  PARKING LOT 3 (1073)       LYRATILAN
 SARINA 26-4220              86  96  2  204  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM
 KHRISTOPHER 27-3567         45  22  0  215  WRATHMEN (727)             POINT
 BEAULIEU 41-3057            33  24  0  158  WRATHMEN (737)             KATI-TEI
 DOMINATION 46-3177          32   8  2  212  24 HOURS OF DOOM (1071)    ARDIVENT
 KENWYD 57-3870              49  34  2  183  WRATHMEN (705)             ANDOR
 COYOTE 60-7626              88 101  2  193  BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (1065) ARADI
 GORDIAN 63-2104             76  68  0  236  WHY KNOT (1066)            AMEN-TEI
 BERWYN 68-5897              35  23  0  235  DRATHANEANS (771)          FIREHOLD
 AIKEN 71-3933               60  44  1  196  SUPERIOR FORCES Y4 (1062)  KYR'TERR