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Date   : 11/11/2013    Duedate: 11/23/2013

ANDORAK ARENA

DM 105    TURN 622

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 SUPERIOR FO 71/1062  950  597   5 61.4      WRATHMEN VII 27/672
    SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 4/1028                  24 HOURS OF DOOM 46/1071
  2 WRATHMEN 20/699      331  270   2 55.1    3 WHY KNOT 63/1066     497  804  13 38.2
    WRATHMEN 27/727                             BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS 60/1065
    WRATHMEN 57/705                           4 GOLDEN CANYO 26/741  839 1475  11 36.3
    WRATHMEN VI 20/642

                                  WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 367): XARGOTH of THE BRETHREN (?, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 736): HONEY BOO BOO of REALITY TV (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 736): BARIUM ENEMY of PERIODIC STATEMENTS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 721): CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC of ARE YOU ? (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 723): POGO POLEN of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 720): COLIN 911 of GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 717): SHIV of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 718): KEIRA of WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 681): KORVIN ROSS of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 678): 21STCENTURY SKITZOID of DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 669): SNUFFY of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 315): DARGON of DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 563): THOMAS WIGLE of MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 268): DIRTY GIRL SCOUT of CORDIALS (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 621): SARINA of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 367): THE BROKEN CLAN (?, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 736): COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 736): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 721): MEDAL OF HONOR 104 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 723): KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 720): GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 717): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 718): WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 681): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 678): MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 669): FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 315): FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 563): MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 268): NEW YORK (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 621): SUPERIOR FORCES (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 367): XARGOTH of THE BRETHREN (?, mgr.)
                           ELDARRAN of THE BRETHREN (?, mgr.)
               (turn 366): YOSEMITE of SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 736): HONEY BOO BOO of REALITY TV (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 736): ZANDER of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 721): KINKY MCKINK of THE SAVAGE KINKS (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 718): MELONDIE PRINN of THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
                              DMX of SAY MY NAME (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 716): FLEX of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
                           MISS CATTY of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 669): SNUFFY of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 315): CONFLICT of DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
                (turn 314): PETULANT PANSY of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 563): THOMAS WIGLE of MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)

                                 THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
                          Reflections by the King's Sentinel

     I *still* can't lay a hand on the Cranberry Cupcake recipe!  Murphy is obviously
eating them.  He'll get fat, and maybe he'll BURST from pigging out like that.  Works
for me!
     But I note, looking back, that at one point I promised the recipe for Muffin Tin
Donuts and did not get a chance to deliver, so here is THAT one, at least.  Sorry,
Ardane.

This makes about twelve "donuts."  Yes, of course they aren't donuts by SHAPE, but
taste 'em, and you'll be satisfied.  Trust me on this.

For the donuts:
2 3/4 cups of flour.  Just ordinary, all-purpose flour.
1 cup sugar
1/4 cup cornstarch
1 tablespoon baking powder
1 teaspoon salt
1/2 teaspoon ground nutmeg
1 cup buttermilk
8 tablespoons (1 stick or .25 pound) butter, unsalted if convenient, melted
2 large eggs, plus an extra yolk
     Mix the dry stuff in one bowl, the wet in another (have someone else handy to do
the dishes).  Add the wet to the dry, no heavy stirring.  Bake in greased muffin pan
for about twenty minutes at four hundred degrees.  Let them cool in the pan for five
minutes.

Meanwhile, combine:
1 cup sugar
2 teaspoons ground cinnamon

Melt another 8 tablespoons of butter.

     One at a time, take the muffins out of the tin, brush 'em with the butter, and
roll them in the cinnamon-sugar.  Let them cool fifteen minutes, guarding them
closely from predators (kids are especially bad).

                                       Sarina

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     You elder fighters surely remember me.  The younger ones may call me Olaf 
Modeen.  I return to ANDORAK once again!  What's with MICHAEL COOPER?  He actually 
beat 24 HOURS OF DOOM's DOMINATION, and walked away with 26 more points from the 
fight.  Laughs were big at WRATHMEN VI while they watched KHANAMIR clobber KETTELMAN. 
He lost 12 points and got bruised from objects thrown from the stands.  Another 
fighter (KHRISTOPHER 57-25-0) challenged another Duelmaster (SARINA 94-103-2).  Life 
goes on.  I can barely restrain my enthusiam for WRATHMEN's outstanding member, 
Duelmaster KHRISTOPHER.  Wouldn't it be nice to have live subjects to practice on?  I 
hear some team is looking into the uses of convicted prisoners.   
     Speaking of cowardly avoiders and unfair challenges...   
     Warriors of ANDORAK unite.  You have only your games to lose!  Many a warrior 
has met his fate in a hungover stupor.  You young rapscallions, take note!   
     Many other cities have retirement homes for aged warriors.  Any plans here?  Are 
you as tired of reading this as I am of writing it?  Actually, I guess I'm writing it 
before you read it.  Oh, well.  Time for my medication, so I'll leave now.  Practice, 
practice, practice!-- Olaf Modeen  

THE KING'S SENTINEL            W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KHRISTOPHER 27-3567          57  25     220  WRATHMEN (727)             POINT

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MICHAEL COOPER 4-5943       100  68  2  248  SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 (1028) JHELUM
 CHRISTIAN 27-3086            79  45     213  WRATHMEN VII (672)         POINT
 GOLDERIE 26-4657             76 116  1  212  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 AIKEN 71-3933                67  52  1  210  SUPERIOR FORCES Y4 (1062)  KYR'TERR
 KHARMA 20-3112               53  42     210  WRATHMEN (699)             SEAM
 KHANAMIR 20-2872             63  61     209  WRATHMEN VI (642)          SEAM
 SARINA 26-4220               94 103  2  206  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM
 COYOTE 60-7626               97 107  2  205  BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (1065) ARADI
 GORDIAN 63-2104              81  78     201  WHY KNOT (1066)            AMEN-TEI
 DOMINATION 46-3177           41  12  2  198  24 HOURS OF DOOM (1071)    ARDIVENT
 LORIS KEY 26-4706            68 119  2  194  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM
 KETTELMAN 26-4749            56  95  1  189  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CLEMMIE 26-4630              57 146  1  177  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM
 KENWYD 57-3870               55  43  2  167  WRATHMEN (705)             ANDOR

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

     The curse of the advanced arena running on Monday:  When we have a postal
     holiday, the arena runs late.  In the interests of not being TOO late getting it
     in the mail, once I again I foregoe the personals spy report.  Sorry. -- Ardane

Sarina -- I've sure going to miss this place. --Khanamir

Clemmie -- What is your damage rating?  If I may ask... -- Kharma

Kettleman -- speaking of damage rating... you pack a pretty good wollup yourself. --
Kenwyd

Khanamir -- The first pan of Muffin Tin Donuts is all yours.  Enjoy it. -- Sarina

Michael Cooper -- I wouldn't bother to write you a note, since you don't read, but I
couldn't resist the play on words:  the Commission thinks that you're effectively
uneducable.  Ha! -- Golderie

Kharma -- Ardane gets it wrong, doesn't he?  Everything's got to be a fight.  Comes
of being a spy reporter in an arena, I suppose.  If you're a hammer, everything is a
nail.  I hope you found my DEMONSTRATION of the Dance of Seven Golden Nuggets useful
and clear. -- Clemmie

Coyote -- I hope you choke on a chicken bone!  No, I will NOT make "chicken pot pie."
When putting pot in pie, the pie should at LEAST be chocolate.  Though it's a cruel
thing to do to a chocolate pie. -- Loris Key

Kenwyd -- Would I put trolls in the stew?  Perish the thought!  Trolls taste AWFUL.
Finest grass-fed beef, new potatoes, carrots, onions, celery seed, some secret
ingredients.  Enjoy it. -- Kettelman

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

KHRISTOPHER bested SARINA in a crowd pleasing 6 minute Challenge Title fight.
CHRISTIAN won victory over COYOTE in a 2 minute Challenge battle.
KHARMA overcame GORDIAN in a popular 3 minute Challenge match.
KHANAMIR vanquished KETTELMAN in a popular 1 minute gory mismatched Challenge brawl.
MICHAEL COOPER demolished DOMINATION in a 2 minute gruesome mismatched competition.
AIKEN overpowered KENWYD in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody one-sided struggle.
GOLDERIE overpowered TESSHIAN in a action packed 1 minute uneven melee.
LORIS KEY won victory over BERYL in a popular 1 minute duel.
CLEMMIE vanquished TAEL KAL in a 1 minute one-sided duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         TOTAL PARRY        9 -   4 -  0      69  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         SLASHING ATTACK   17 -   9 -  0      65  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         PARRY-STRIKE       6 -   4 -  0      60  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         PARRY-LUNGE       12 -   8 -  0      60  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         AIMED BLOW        11 -   9 -  0      55  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         LUNGING ATTACK    17 -  14 -  0      55  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -   6 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         STRIKING ATTACK    6 -  10 -  0      38  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         WALL OF STEEL      4 -   9 -  0      31  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         BASHING ATTACK     2 -   8 -  0      20  |

Turn 622 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         2 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  3         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  1         2  SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  0     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1         1  TOTAL PARRY    
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0                                       1  AIMED BLOW     
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0                                       1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                                                                1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      KHRISTOPHER 27-3567        57  25  0  220 WRATHMEN (727)
PARRY-LUNGE      MICHAEL COOPER 4-5943     100  68  2  248 SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 (1028)
SLASHING ATTACK  CHRISTIAN 27-3086          79  45  0  213 WRATHMEN VII (672)
AIMED BLOW       AIKEN 71-3933              67  52  1  210 SUPERIOR FORCES Y4 (1062)
PARRY-STRIKE     KHARMA 20-3112             53  42  0  210 WRATHMEN (699)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    SARINA 26-4220             94 103  2  206 GOLDEN CANYON (741)
LUNGING ATTACK   COYOTE 60-7626             97 107  2  205 BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (1065)
STRIKING ATTACK  KETTELMAN 26-4749          56  95  1  189 GOLDEN CANYON (741)
BASHING ATTACK   CLEMMIE 26-4630            57 146  1  177 GOLDEN CANYON (741)
WALL OF STEEL    KENWYD 57-3870             55  43  2  167 WRATHMEN (705)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
The overall popularity leader is COYOTE 60-7626.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was SARINA 26-4220.  The ten other most popular fighters were KHRISTOPHER 27-3567, 
GORDIAN 63-2104, KHARMA 20-3112, AIKEN 71-3933, MICHAEL COOPER 4-5943, CHRISTIAN 
27-3086, COYOTE 60-7626, KHANAMIR 20-2872, GOLDERIE 26-4657, and LORIS KEY 26-4706.

The least popular fighter this week was KENWYD 57-3870.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were DOMINATION 46-3177, CLEMMIE 26-4630, KETTELMAN 26-4749, LORIS KEY 
26-4706, GOLDERIE 26-4657, KHANAMIR 20-2872, COYOTE 60-7626, CHRISTIAN 27-3086, 
MICHAEL COOPER 4-5943, and AIKEN 71-3933.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
JHELUM(4)            1  0 0  POINT(27)            2  0 0  ARADI(60)            0  1 0  
SEAM(20)             2  0 0  ARDIVENT(46)         0  1 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         0  1 0  
CALEAM(26)           3  2 0  ANDOR(57)            0  1 0  KYR'TERR(71)         1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MICHAEL COOPER 4-5943      100  68  2  248  SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 (1028) JHELUM
 KHARMA 20-3112              53  42  0  210  WRATHMEN (699)             SEAM
 GOLDERIE 26-4657            76 116  1  212  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM
 KHRISTOPHER 27-3567         57  25  0  220  WRATHMEN (727)             POINT
 DOMINATION 46-3177          41  12  2  198  24 HOURS OF DOOM (1071)    ARDIVENT
 KENWYD 57-3870              55  43  2  167  WRATHMEN (705)             ANDOR
 COYOTE 60-7626              97 107  2  205  BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (1065) ARADI
 GORDIAN 63-2104             81  78  0  201  WHY KNOT (1066)            AMEN-TEI
 AIKEN 71-3933               67  52  1  210  SUPERIOR FORCES Y4 (1062)  KYR'TERR