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Date   : 11/25/2013    Duedate: 12/07/2013

ANDORAK ARENA

DM 105    TURN 623

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 SUPERIOR FA 82/1033  952  597   5 61.5      WRATHMEN VI 20/642
    SUPERIOR FORCES Y4 71/1062                  WRATHMEN VII 27/672
    SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 4/1028                  24 HOURS OF DOOM 46/1071
  2 WRATHMEN 20/699      332  270   2 55.1    3 WHY KNOT 63/1066     499  804  13 38.3
    WRATHMEN 27/727                             BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS 60/1065
    WRATHMEN 57/705                           4 GOLDEN CANYO 26/741  839 1480  11 36.2

                                  WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 368): GLOBULIZER of WEIRD ALCHEMY (La Guillotine, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 737): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 737): BARIUM ENEMY of PERIODIC STATEMENTS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 722): MAULT LIQUOR of MAULS LOCAL 457 (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 724): POGO POLEN of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 721): STACI of HAREM (Padre, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 718): SHIV of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 719): KEIRA of WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 682): KORVIN ROSS of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 679): SERGEANT 6 of MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (The Anarchist, mgr)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 670): LEROY of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 315): DARGON of DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 564): JANICE DERBY of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 269): DIRTY GIRL SCOUT of CORDIALS (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 622): KHRISTOPHER of WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 368): THE BROKEN CLAN (?, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 737): BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 737): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 722): MEDAL OF HONOR 104 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 724): KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 721): GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 718): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 719): WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 682): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 679): LAZY SUNDAY (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 670): FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 315): FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 564): MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 269): PIZZA TOPPINGS (Warlock, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 622): SUPERIOR FORCES (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 368): GLOBULIZER of WEIRD ALCHEMY (La Guillotine, mgr.)
               (turn 367): XARGOTH of THE BRETHREN (Godric Magnesson, mgr.)
                           ELDARRAN of THE BRETHREN (Godric Magnesson, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 736): HONEY BOO BOO of REALITY TV (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 736): ZANDER of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 721): KINKY MCKINK of THE SAVAGE KINKS (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 718): SHIV of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 719): KEIRA of WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 670): LEROY of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
                 (turn 669): SNUFFY of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 315): CONFLICT of DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
                (turn 314): PETULANT PANSY of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 563): THOMAS WIGLE of MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of 
ANDORAK brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too.  Of course, we're all terribly 
impressed to see KENWYD win a fight and gain 17 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, KENWYD 
beat KETTELMAN and KETTELMAN lost 10 points.  You're breakin' my heart.  And it's out 
with the old, in with the new, as MICHAEL COOPER takes the Title and last week's bar 
tab from the old Duelmaster.  Heh, heh.  I'm not in a very good mood today, but why 
am I telling you this?  You want to know what's new, don't you, ANDORAK?   
     He who fights and runs away will live to fight another day, the coward.   
     Ah, now we come to my favorite part, where we see all the guys who are dead and 
gone, and get to see if their team cared.  Titanium shields and bamboo daggers, guess 
what brave team is developing these kinds of weapons?   
     I was about to buy a new quill pen the other day, but some fighter took it for 
an epee.  Forgive me for writing with a dagger.  Well, I've had enough of this 
drivel, and I'm sure you have too.  Off like a dirty shirt of padded leather.  I see 
the crowds are getting restless, I must leave now-- Snide Clemens  

THE KING'S SENTINEL            W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MICHAEL COOPER 4-5943       101  68  2  254  SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 (1028) JHELUM

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 COYOTE 60-7626               98 107  2  213  BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (1065) ARADI
 GORDIAN 63-2104              82  78     212  WHY KNOT (1066)            AMEN-TEI

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-AIKEN 71-3933                67  52  1  210  SUPERIOR FORCES Y4 (1062)  KYR'TERR
 LORIS KEY 26-4706            68 120  2  202  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM
 SARINA 26-4220               94 104  2  196  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM
 WORKS 4 EVIL EMPIRE 82-3317  44  29  1  194  SUPERIOR FATHER (1033)     DWES EG
 GOLDERIE 26-4657             76 117  1  191  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM
 KENWYD 57-3870               56  43  2  184  WRATHMEN (705)             ANDOR

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KETTELMAN 26-4749            56  96  1  179  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM
 CLEMMIE 26-4630              57 147  1  173  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM
-BRYNMAR 20-2986              34  41  1  167  WRATHMEN (699)             SEAM

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

     Delays and distractions.  Once again, in the interests of mailing this
     newsletter out promptly, I will forgo the hand-written spy report.

Khanamir -- And I'll miss you.  I do like a man who eats. -- Sarina

Kharma -- Tremendous. -- Clemmie

Kenwyd -- Only good damage.  Clemmie's our hard-hitter. -- Kettelman

Three-two, and Jorja says she "doesn't have time" for personal personals.  Bummer.
To the two victorious-against-us Wrathmen, a wincing "good fight."  To the three
standbys who lost to us, a cheerful "good fight!" -- Sarina

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

MICHAEL COOPER slimly won victory over LORIS KEY in a 2 minute Title fight.
GOLDERIE was demolished by GORDIAN in a popular 1 minute one-sided melee.
SARINA lost to COYOTE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brawl.
WORKS 4 EVIL EMPIRE overpowered CLEMMIE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight.
KETTELMAN was bested by KENWYD in a popular 2 minute duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         TOTAL PARRY        8 -   4 -  0      67  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         SLASHING ATTACK   15 -   8 -  0      65  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         PARRY-LUNGE       12 -   8 -  0      60  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         LUNGING ATTACK    18 -  12 -  0      60  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         PARRY-STRIKE       5 -   4 -  0      56  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         AIMED BLOW        10 -   9 -  0      53  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         STRIKING ATTACK    7 -   9 -  0      44  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         WALL OF STEEL      4 -   7 -  0      36  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -   7 -  0      30  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         BASHING ATTACK     1 -   9 -  0      10  |

Turn 623 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  1         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         2  AIMED BLOW     
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                                                                1  BASHING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-LUNGE      MICHAEL COOPER 4-5943     101  68  2  254 SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 (1028)
LUNGING ATTACK   COYOTE 60-7626             98 107  2  213 BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (1065)
AIMED BLOW       LORIS KEY 26-4706          68 120  2  202 GOLDEN CANYON (741)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    SARINA 26-4220             94 104  2  196 GOLDEN CANYON (741)
STRIKING ATTACK  WORKS 4 EVIL EMPI 82-3317  44  29  1  194 SUPERIOR FATHER (1033)
WALL OF STEEL    KENWYD 57-3870             56  43  2  184 WRATHMEN (705)
BASHING ATTACK   CLEMMIE 26-4630            57 147  1  173 GOLDEN CANYON (741)

The overall popularity leader is COYOTE 60-7626.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was COYOTE 60-7626.  The ten other most popular fighters were KETTELMAN 26-4749, 
MICHAEL COOPER 4-5943, LORIS KEY 26-4706, KENWYD 57-3870, GORDIAN 63-2104, SARINA 
26-4220, WORKS 4 EVIL EMPIRE 82-3317, GOLDERIE 26-4657, CLEMMIE 26-4630, and  0-0.

The least popular fighter this week was CLEMMIE 26-4630.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were GOLDERIE 26-4657, WORKS 4 EVIL EMPIRE 82-3317, SARINA 26-4220, GORDIAN 
63-2104, KENWYD 57-3870, LORIS KEY 26-4706, MICHAEL COOPER 4-5943, KETTELMAN 26-4749, 
COYOTE 60-7626, and  0-0.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
JHELUM(4)            1  0 0  ANDOR(57)            1  0 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         1  0 0  
CALEAM(26)           0  5 0  ARADI(60)            1  0 0  DWES EG(82)          1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MICHAEL COOPER 4-5943      101  68  2  254  SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 (1028) JHELUM
 LORIS KEY 26-4706           68 120  2  202  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM
 KENWYD 57-3870              56  43  2  184  WRATHMEN (705)             ANDOR
 COYOTE 60-7626              98 107  2  213  BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (1065) ARADI
 GORDIAN 63-2104             82  78  0  212  WHY KNOT (1066)            AMEN-TEI
 WORKS 4 EVIL EMPIR 82-3317  44  29  1  194  SUPERIOR FATHER (1033)     DWES EG

                                NAME CHANGE-O-RAMA

    There was a line outside the Gladiatorial Commission's registry office.  There 
often was, but surely not now?  Alarond the Scribe, who had drawn office duty today, 
frowned at them.
    A stocky, fit, moderately handsome gladiator stepped up to the counter.  "I want a 
name-change," he said.  "How can I do my best known as," he shuddered, "'Dangling 
Eyeball'?  My name is Joe, and I want to use it."
    A small and very shapely woman stepped up beside him.  "And I am really tired of 
being known as 'DA Bait'."  She smiled, causing Alarond to sway where he stood.  "I'd 
like to be known as... Aphrodite, I think."
    The others crowded forward, each advancing a claim, the babble of voice rising to 
a roar, the crowd beginning to look like a mob--and every member of it armed and 
dangerous.
    Alarond raised his hands to quiet them, without much success.  He raised his 
voice, too.  "We'll do it!  A Name-Change-O-Rama, as soon as we can get the paperwork 
lined up!  Two or three months, maybe--"
    The gladiators howled in protest at the delay.
    "No, listen!  The files here are HUGE, it will take time to get everything 
straight.  You've got to be patient.  It WILL happen!"

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     Warrior and team name changes will be accepted during the month of January.  If 
you have names you want to change, please contact Customer Service. -- RSI