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Date   : 12/09/2013    Duedate: 12/21/2013

ANDORAK ARENA

DM 105    TURN 624

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 NO-HALF STE 14/1053   10    6   0 62.5      WRATHMEN 57/705
  2 SUPERIOR FA 82/1033  953  598   5 61.4      WRATHMEN 36/1072
    SUPERIOR FORCES Y4 71/1062                  WRATHMEN VI 20/642
    SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 4/1028                  WRATHMEN VII 27/672
  3 WRATHMEN 20/699      335  274   2 55.0      24 HOURS OF DOOM 46/1071
    WRATHMEN 24/753                           4 WHY KNOT 63/1066     500  805  13 38.3
    WRATHMEN 27/727                             BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS 60/1065
    WRATHMEN 30/661                           5 GOLDEN CANYO 26/741  842 1482  13 36.2
    WRATHMEN 41/737

                                  WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 368): GLOBULIZER of WEIRD ALCHEMY (La Guillotine, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 738): FRIDMYNDR of WRATHMEN DM 20 (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 738): BARIUM ENEMY of PERIODIC STATEMENTS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 723): SSG4 of MEDAL OF HONOR 104 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 725): CHILI CON CARNAGE of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Arned Bandit)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 722): SAURON of SAY MY NAME (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 719): IMAGINATION of VCU COLLEGE RADIO (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 720): JACK INTHE PULPIT of ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 683): MORK CALLING ORSON of CSU COLLEGE RADIO (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 680): SERGEANT 6 of MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (The Anarchist, mgr)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 671): SNUFFY of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 316): DARGON of DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 565): JANICE DERBY of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 269): DIRTY GIRL SCOUT of CORDIALS (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 623): MICHAEL COOPER of SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 (Manager, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 368): THE BROKEN CLAN (?, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 738): BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 738): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 723): MEDAL OF HONOR 104 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 725): TRIBE (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 722): THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 719): MEDAL OF HONOR GN (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 720): NATURE MADE (The Dealer, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 683): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 680): LAZY SUNDAY (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 671): FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 316): FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 565): MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 269): PIZZA TOPPINGS (Warlock, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 623): SUPERIOR FORCES (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 368): GLOBULIZER of WEIRD ALCHEMY (La Guillotine, mgr.)
               (turn 367): XARGOTH of THE BRETHREN (Godric Magnesson, mgr.)
                           ELDARRAN of THE BRETHREN (Godric Magnesson, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 738): FRIDMYNDR of WRATHMEN DM 20 (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 723): CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC of ARE YOU ? (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 722): SAURON of SAY MY NAME (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
                              HUBERT KOMBUN of THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 719): IMAGINATION of VCU COLLEGE RADIO (Floyd, mgr.)
               (turn 718): SHIV of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 719): KEIRA of WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 670): LEROY of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 316): DARGON of DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
                (turn 315): CONFLICT of DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)

                                 THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
                          Reflections by the King's Sentinel

     The time has come and my bags are packed.  Just have to fulfill this last
obligation of a column.
     Sarina, thank you for another great match.  Quite possibly my last victory for a
while.  Oh, and by the way... my boss is going to try that recipe for Muffin Tin
Donuts.  The only ingredient he has yet to find is the handy dish washer!

                                          -- Khristopher

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     It's freezing weather here, and Freezing season on the Isle.  But, eventually,
we do get to the fights, even if we're moving as slowly as honey in mid December.
The Split now being behind us, attendance here is beginning to pick up.  We had NINE
fights today, and no standbys!  Is this an improvement, or what?  I grant you,
Alarond didn't have a lot to say about things, but he's still frazzled by the name-
change deal, so eh! for him.
     Significant point movements:  Sarina, up 65.  Clemmie, down 31.  Keeping it all
in one guildhouse.  No challenges, no avoids, no standbys, just eighteen cold
gladiators on the sands whacking at each other.

     KHYLAR (36-4613) (35-17-0,158) of WRATHMEN fought KETTELMAN (26-4749) (56-96-
1,179) of GOLDEN CANYON.  KHYLAR overpowered KETTELMAN in a popular 1 minute brutal
one-sided melee.  Thus showing that Khylar understands the proper relation of
Wrathmen to Golden Canyon.
     BEAULIEU (41-3057) (34-25-0,171) of WRATHMEN fought SHOWSTOPPER (14-4427) (21-
16-2,117) of NO-HALF STEPPING.  BEAULIEU overpowered SHOWSTOPPER in a popular 2
minute gory uneven duel.  Next time, Showstopper had better take a full step.  Or
maybe two.  No, wait, it says Show did NOT take a half step.  Okay, then maybe next
time, that's what will be needed?  If I'm not making sense, blame it on the cold.
     CLEMMIE (26-4630) (57-147-1,173) of GOLDEN CANYON fought KHEDRYN (24-3955) (22-
4-1,121) of WRATHMEN.  CLEMMIE was vanquished by KHEDRYN in an action packed 1 minute
uneven duel.  Thus Clemmie's drop in the ranks.  Ask her if she cares?
     WORKS 4 EVIL EMPIRE (82-3317) (44-29-1,194) of SUPERIOR FATHER fought SARINA
(26-4220) (94-104-2,196) of GOLDEN CANYON.  WORKS 4 EVIL EMPIRE was put to death by
SARINA in an action packed 1 minute fight.  Whoops!  Feeling a little testy, Sarina?

     GOLDERIE (26-4657) (76-117-1,191) of GOLDEN CANYON fought BRYNMAR (20-2986) (34-
41-1,167) of WRATHMEN.  GOLDERIE assassinated BRYNMAR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute
one-sided struggle.  Darned if it didn't happen AGAIN!  Two kills for Golden Canyon?
What are they cooking over there?  Arsenic in aspic?  Cyanide sauces?  Might be a
good time to eat at home, people.
     DOMINIC (30-3545) (35-29-0,182) of WRATHMEN fought 100% (14-4429) (26-18-2,178)
of NO-HALF STEPPING.  DOMINIC was savagely defeated by 100% in a crowd pleasing 5
minute competition.  And so Dominic is stepped on, and I don't mean half measures.
     LORIS KEY (26-4706) (68-120-2,202) of GOLDEN CANYON fought KENWYD (57-3870) (56-
43-2,184) of WRATHMEN.  LORIS KEY vanquished KENWYD in a popular 1 minute gory
mismatched brawl.  Tis the season of pecan pie, Kenwyd, and if I were you, I'd pass
on that one.  WAAAAY too sweet.
     GORDIAN (63-2104) (82-78-0,212) of WHY KNOT fought KIANA (24-3878) (31-29-0,190)
of WRATHMEN.  GORDIAN demolished KIANA in a popular 1 minute one-sided melee.  Gee,
do you think the experience difference mattered?

For the title:
     MICHAEL COOPER (4-5943) (101-68-2,254) of SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 fought COYOTE (60-
7626) (98-107-2,213) of BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS.  MICHAEL COOPER bested COYOTE in a crowd
pleasing 4 minute gruesome Title fight.  No real surprise here, and not much
difference to the rest of us.  But still, congratulations, Michael.

                                       Ardane

THE KING'S SENTINEL            W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MICHAEL COOPER 4-5943       102  68  2  262  SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 (1028) JHELUM

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SARINA 26-4220               95 104  3  261  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM
 GOLDERIE 26-4657             77 117  2  225  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM
 GORDIAN 63-2104              83  78     221  WHY KNOT (1066)            AMEN-TEI
 LORIS KEY 26-4706            69 120  2  218  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-AIKEN 71-3933                67  52  1  210  SUPERIOR FORCES Y4 (1062)  KYR'TERR
 COYOTE 60-7626               98 108  2  207  BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (1065) ARADI
 100% 14-4429                 27  18  2  191  NO-HALF STEPPING (1053)    TOBIR
 WORKS 4 EVIL EMPIRE 82-3317  44  30  1  190  SUPERIOR FATHER (1033)     DWES EG
 KIANA 24-3878                31  30     184  WRATHMEN (753)             ZORPUNT

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KHYLAR 36-4613               36  17     180  WRATHMEN (1072)            JHANS
 DOMINIC 30-3545              35  30     180  WRATHMEN (661)             IAYE
 KENWYD 57-3870               56  44  2  178  WRATHMEN (705)             ANDOR
 BEAULIEU 41-3057             35  25     173  WRATHMEN (737)             KATI-TEI
 KETTELMAN 26-4749            56  97  1  163  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM
 BRYNMAR 20-2986              34  42  1  163  WRATHMEN (699)             SEAM
 KHEDRYN 24-3955              23   4  1  158  WRATHMEN (753)             ZORPUNT

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CLEMMIE 26-4630              57 148  1  142  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM
 SHOWSTOPPER 14-4427          21  17  2  125  NO-HALF STEPPING (1053)    TOBIR

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN
WORKS 4 EVIL EMPI 82-3317 44  30  1 SUPERIOR FATHER 1033   SARINA 26-4220            624
BRYNMAR 20-2986           34  42  1 WRATHMEN 699           GOLDERIE 26-4657          624

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Kettleman -- Thanks for the send off, big guy! -- Khanamir

And all the other fights were versus those that didn't write.  If they don't write,
they probably don't read.  If they don't read, then no sense in writing to them. --
Wrathmen

     That's reasonable.

Good gods, only five fights!  That's just pathetic for an advanced arena.  Even more
pathetic than us going oh-fer, and that's bad.  But... just think:  If WE hadn't
fought, someone else would have had to take a loss or two!  We're practically
philanthropists.  Well, except that the Philanthropists have a better manager. --
Sarina, for Golden Canyon

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

MICHAEL COOPER bested COYOTE in a crowd pleasing 4 minute gruesome Title fight.
GORDIAN demolished KIANA in a popular 1 minute one-sided melee.
LORIS KEY vanquished KENWYD in a popular 1 minute gory mismatched brawl.
DOMINIC was savagely defeated by 100% in a crowd pleasing 5 minute competition.
GOLDERIE assassinated BRYNMAR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided struggle.
WORKS 4 EVIL EMPIRE was put to death by SARINA in a action packed 1 minute fight.
CLEMMIE was vanquished by KHEDRYN in a action packed 1 minute uneven duel.
BEAULIEU overpowered SHOWSTOPPER in a popular 2 minute gory uneven duel.
KHYLAR overpowered KETTELMAN in a popular 1 minute brutal one-sided melee.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|PARRY-LUNGE                      4         TOTAL PARRY        7 -   3 -  0      70  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         PARRY-STRIKE       5 -   3 -  0      63  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         LUNGING ATTACK    17 -  11 -  0      61  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         PARRY-LUNGE       13 -   9 -  1      59  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         SLASHING ATTACK   12 -   9 -  0      57  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         AIMED BLOW        10 -   8 -  0      56  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         STRIKING ATTACK    8 -  10 -  0      44  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         WALL OF STEEL      5 -   8 -  0      38  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -   7 -  1      36  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         BASHING ATTACK     1 -   9 -  0      10  |

Turn 624 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  0     WALL OF STEEL      1 -  2         3  PARRY-LUNGE    
PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  3         2  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
PARRY-LUNGE        3 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         2  AIMED BLOW     
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-LUNGE      MICHAEL COOPER 4-5943     102  68  2  262 SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 (1028)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    SARINA 26-4220             95 104  3  261 GOLDEN CANYON (741)
LUNGING ATTACK   GORDIAN 63-2104            83  78  0  221 WHY KNOT (1066)
AIMED BLOW       LORIS KEY 26-4706          69 120  2  218 GOLDEN CANYON (741)
STRIKING ATTACK  WORKS 4 EVIL EMPI 82-3317  44  30  1  190 SUPERIOR FATHER (1033)
SLASHING ATTACK  KIANA 24-3878              31  30  0  184 WRATHMEN (753)
WALL OF STEEL    DOMINIC 30-3545            35  30  0  180 WRATHMEN (661)
BASHING ATTACK   CLEMMIE 26-4630            57 148  1  142 GOLDEN CANYON (741)

The overall popularity leader is SARINA 26-4220.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was COYOTE 60-7626.  The ten other most popular fighters were MICHAEL COOPER 4-5943, 
100% 14-4429, LORIS KEY 26-4706, DOMINIC 30-3545, BEAULIEU 41-3057, SHOWSTOPPER 
14-4427, GORDIAN 63-2104, GOLDERIE 26-4657, KHEDRYN 24-3955, and KHYLAR 36-4613.

The least popular fighter this week was KIANA 24-3878.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were KETTELMAN 26-4749, CLEMMIE 26-4630, BRYNMAR 20-2986, KENWYD 57-3870, 
SARINA 26-4220, WORKS 4 EVIL EMPIRE 82-3317, KHYLAR 36-4613, KHEDRYN 24-3955, 
GOLDERIE 26-4657, and GORDIAN 63-2104.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
JHELUM(4)            1  0 0  CALEAM(26)           3  2 2  ANDOR(57)            0  1 0  
TOBIR(14)            1  1 0  IAYE(30)             0  1 0  ARADI(60)            0  1 0  
SEAM(20)             0  1 0  JHANS(36)            1  0 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         1  0 0  
ZORPUNT(24)          1  1 0  KATI-TEI(41)         1  0 0  DWES EG(82)          0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MICHAEL COOPER 4-5943      102  68  2  262  SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 (1028) JHELUM
 100% 14-4429                27  18  2  191  NO-HALF STEPPING (1053)    TOBIR
 BRYNMAR 20-2986             34  42  1  163  WRATHMEN (699)             SEAM
 KIANA 24-3878               31  30  0  184  WRATHMEN (753)             ZORPUNT
 SARINA 26-4220              95 104  3  261  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM
 DOMINIC 30-3545             35  30  0  180  WRATHMEN (661)             IAYE
 KHYLAR 36-4613              36  17  0  180  WRATHMEN (1072)            JHANS
 BEAULIEU 41-3057            35  25  0  173  WRATHMEN (737)             KATI-TEI
 KENWYD 57-3870              56  44  2  178  WRATHMEN (705)             ANDOR
 COYOTE 60-7626              98 108  2  207  BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (1065) ARADI
 GORDIAN 63-2104             83  78  0  221  WHY KNOT (1066)            AMEN-TEI
 WORKS 4 EVIL EMPIR 82-3317  44  30  1  190  SUPERIOR FATHER (1033)     DWES EG

                            A DM TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS

          12 political points a'pumpin'
          11 TVs a'workin'
          10 free duels of credit
           9 ABs to challenge
           8 criticals a'connectin'
           7 scums a'dyin'
           6 skills a'maxin'
           5 A.D. invites
           4 lucky warriors
           3 size on replacement
           2 proxied TCs
          And a quarterstaff from a pear tree.

                                   May your days be merry,
                                   And your wins be often.

                                             The Consortium

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors 
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. 

                     CHUPACABRA (10-3827) TERRAPIN STATION  (189) 
                           DECEON RAIN (50-883) KAOS  (127) 
                       PIONEER (82-47958) TRIPPIN' OUT  (8064) 
                      GRAPE APE (82-34889) BRAIN FOOD 9  (5739) 
                DUELMASTERS.COM (82-16536) SUPERIOR FORCES 720  (2509) 
                     FROZBOZ (82-14622) FIRES OF HEAVEN 4  (2181) 
                           RAGE (82-36450) EMOTIONS  (6013) 
                 HUNGRY HIPPO (82-49609) SUPERIOR FORCES 5411  (8331) 
                       BABEL (82-46069) SACS DE SABLE 1  (7725) 

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes