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Date   : 12/23/2013    Duedate: 01/04/2014

ANDORAK ARENA

DM 105    TURN 625

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1-NO-HALF STE 14/1053   10    6   0 62.5      WRATHMEN 41/737
  2 SUPERIOR FA 82/1033  955  598   5 61.5      WRATHMEN 57/705
    SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 4/1028                  WRATHMEN 36/1072
  3 WRATHMEN 20/699      335  275   2 54.9    4 WHY KNOT 63/1066     501  806  13 38.3
    WRATHMEN 24/753                             BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS 60/1065
    WRATHMEN 30/661                           5 GOLDEN CANYO 26/741  844 1485  13 36.2

                                  WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 369): PORT-A-FORTRESS of THE CHOSEN (Longshot, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 739): PURPLE POODLE of BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 739): THE SQUARE of WU-TANG FOREVER (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 724): SSG4 of MEDAL OF HONOR 104 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 726): CHILI CON CARNAGE of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Arned Bandit)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 726): GASPAR HUELCO of THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 720): APPELONIA of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 721): JACK INTHE PULPIT of ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 684): MORK CALLING ORSON of CSU COLLEGE RADIO (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 681): SERGEANT 6 of MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (The Anarchist, mgr)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 672): SNUFFY of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 316): DARGON of DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 566): JANICE DERBY of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 270): DIRTY GIRL SCOUT of CORDIALS (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 624): MICHAEL COOPER of SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 (Manager, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 369): THE CHOSEN (Longshot, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 739): BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 739): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 724): MEDAL OF HONOR 104 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 726): SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 723): THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 720): MEDAL OF HONOR GN (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 721): NATURE MADE (The Dealer, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 684): CSU COLLEGE RADIO (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 681): LAZY SUNDAY (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 672): FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 316): FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 566): MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 270): NEW YORK (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 624): NO-HALF STEPPING (?, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 368): GLOBULIZER of WEIRD ALCHEMY (La Guillotine, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 739): PURPLE POODLE of BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
                   (turn 738): FRIDMYNDR of WRATHMEN DM 20 (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 723): CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC of ARE YOU ? (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 726): POGO POLEN of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 722): SAURON of SAY MY NAME (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
                              HUBERT KOMBUN of THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 719): IMAGINATION of VCU COLLEGE RADIO (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 719): KEIRA of WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 670): LEROY of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 316): DARGON of DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
                (turn 315): CONFLICT of DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     So, I figure everyone stayed home today because it's so cold?  Everyone except
Alarond the Scribe, who was here looking for his quill.  At least he didn't have a
bag over his head at the time.
     Point movements worthy of note:  Works 4 Evil Empire, up 14.  Coyote, down 12.
Different fights.
     No challenges, no avoids, two standbys.  One fight was action-packed, one was
exciting, and three were either crowd-pleasing or popular.  Which leaves one that was
none of those things:  the Title fight!  Explain that, if you can.

     CLEMMIE (26-4630) (57-148-1,142) of GOLDEN CANYON fought BUTTERHEAD (105-11) (0-
0-0,150) of Same Old Guys.  CLEMMIE was bested by BUTTERHEAD in a crowd pleasing 3
minute bloody match.  Well, I suppose the mention of butter might distract a cook.
     KETTELMAN (26-4749) (56-97-1,163) of GOLDEN CANYON fought TYLARRA (105-23) (0-0-
0,150) of Same Old Guys.  KETTELMAN devastated TYLARRA in a popular 1 minute uneven
brawl.  I would never have pictured Kettelman as devastating, but I guess it takes
all kinds.
     WORKS 4 EVIL EMPIRE (82-3317) (44-30-1,190) of SUPERIOR FATHER fought KENWYD
(57-3870) (56-44-2,178) of WRATHMEN.  WORKS 4 EVIL EMPIRE devastated KENWYD in a
popular 1 minute brutal one-sided contest.  Now, Works, HE does devastating, along
with--as the steward says--brutality.  It's part of his job description.
     GOLDERIE (26-4657) (77-117-2,225) of GOLDEN CANYON fought COYOTE (60-7626) (98-
108-2,207) of BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS.  GOLDERIE subdued COYOTE in an action packed 1
minute fight.  First time I've seen a cast-iron skillet used as a weapon.  In the
arena, anyway.  I wonder how she got it past the Weapons Steward?
     SARINA (26-4220) (95-104-3,261) of GOLDEN CANYON fought GORDIAN (63-2104) (83-
78-0,221) of WHY KNOT.  SARINA was viciously subdued by GORDIAN in an exciting 3
minute gruesome duel.  The power of experience.

For the title:
     MICHAEL COOPER (4-5943) (102-68-2,262) of SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 fought LORIS KEY
(26-4706) (69-120-2,218) of GOLDEN CANYON.  MICHAEL COOPER bested LORIS KEY in a 2
minute Title fight.  Not really a surprise.  Congratulations, Michael, once again.

                                       Ardane

THE KING'S SENTINEL            W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MICHAEL COOPER 4-5943       103  68  2  268  SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 (1028) JHELUM

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GOLDERIE 26-4657             78 117  2  231  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM
 GORDIAN 63-2104              84  78     229  WHY KNOT (1066)            AMEN-TEI

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 LORIS KEY 26-4706            69 121  2  205  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM
 WORKS 4 EVIL EMPIRE 82-3317  45  30  1  204  SUPERIOR FATHER (1033)     DWES EG
 SARINA 26-4220               95 105  3  198  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM
 COYOTE 60-7626               98 109  2  195  BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (1065) ARADI
-100% 14-4429                 27  18  2  191  NO-HALF STEPPING (1053)    TOBIR

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-KIANA 24-3878                31  30     184  WRATHMEN (753)             ZORPUNT

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-KHYLAR 36-4613               36  17     180  WRATHMEN (1072)            JHANS
-DOMINIC 30-3545              35  30     180  WRATHMEN (661)             IAYE
 KENWYD 57-3870               56  45  2  175  WRATHMEN (705)             ANDOR
-BEAULIEU 41-3057             35  25     173  WRATHMEN (737)             KATI-TEI
 KETTELMAN 26-4749            57  97  1  171  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM
-BRYNMAR 20-2986              34  42  1  163  WRATHMEN (699)             SEAM
-KHEDRYN 24-3955              23   4  1  158  WRATHMEN (753)             ZORPUNT

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CLEMMIE 26-4630              57 149  1  142  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM
-SHOWSTOPPER 14-4427          21  17  2  125  NO-HALF STEPPING (1053)    TOBIR

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Khristopher -- I hope your journey is a good one and the end satisfying.  The Muffin
Tin Donuts are surprisingly good.  I've done it the orthodox way, frying them in deep
grease, and this is as good, less trouble, and less greasy. -- Sarina

Kenwyd -- Ignore Ardane, he doesn't have a clue.  Sure, OTHER people make pecan pies
that are much too sweet, but I know better.  Or if that doesn't appeal, I have a very
good cranberry-apple pie. -- Loris Key

Brynmar -- Not my intention.  Come around to the guildhouse and I'll make you a plate
of green chile chicken rolled enchiladas as an apology. -- Golderie

Works 4 Evil Empire -- What did you expect?  Any right-thinking person would do that.
-- Sarina

Khedryn -- Well, as Ardane said, no wonder I fell in the rankings.  So long as my
cakes don't fall, though, who cares? -- Clemmie

Khylar -- That is NOT the "proper relation of Wrathmen to Golden Canyon"!  The very
idea!  What you're supposed to do is come to our place to eat. -- Kettelman

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

MICHAEL COOPER bested LORIS KEY in a 2 minute Title fight.
SARINA was viciously subdued by GORDIAN in a exciting 3 minute gruesome duel.
GOLDERIE subdued COYOTE in a action packed 1 minute fight.
WORKS 4 EVIL EMPIRE devastated KENWYD in a popular 1 minute brutal one-sided contest.
KETTELMAN devastated TYLARRA in a popular 1 minute uneven brawl.
CLEMMIE was bested by BUTTERHEAD in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bloody match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         PARRY-LUNGE       15 -   7 -  1      68  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         TOTAL PARRY        5 -   3 -  0      63  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         LUNGING ATTACK    15 -  11 -  0      58  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         PARRY-STRIKE       4 -   3 -  0      57  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         SLASHING ATTACK   10 -   8 -  0      56  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         AIMED BLOW         9 -   8 -  0      53  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         STRIKING ATTACK    9 -   9 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -   7 -  1      36  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         WALL OF STEEL      4 -   8 -  0      33  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         BASHING ATTACK     1 -   9 -  0      10  |

Turn 625 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  1         3  PARRY-LUNGE    
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         2  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  AIMED BLOW     
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1         1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-LUNGE      MICHAEL COOPER 4-5943     103  68  2  268 SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 (1028)
LUNGING ATTACK   GORDIAN 63-2104            84  78  0  229 WHY KNOT (1066)
AIMED BLOW       LORIS KEY 26-4706          69 121  2  205 GOLDEN CANYON (741)
STRIKING ATTACK  WORKS 4 EVIL EMPI 82-3317  45  30  1  204 SUPERIOR FATHER (1033)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    SARINA 26-4220             95 105  3  198 GOLDEN CANYON (741)
WALL OF STEEL    KENWYD 57-3870             56  45  2  175 WRATHMEN (705)
BASHING ATTACK   CLEMMIE 26-4630            57 149  1  142 GOLDEN CANYON (741)

The overall popularity leader is COYOTE 60-7626.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was GORDIAN 63-2104.  The ten other most popular fighters were CLEMMIE 26-4630, 
MICHAEL COOPER 4-5943, GOLDERIE 26-4657, WORKS 4 EVIL EMPIRE 82-3317, LORIS KEY 
26-4706, SARINA 26-4220, KETTELMAN 26-4749, COYOTE 60-7626, KENWYD 57-3870, and  0-0.

The least popular fighter this week was KENWYD 57-3870.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were COYOTE 60-7626, KETTELMAN 26-4749, SARINA 26-4220, LORIS KEY 26-4706, 
WORKS 4 EVIL EMPIRE 82-3317, GOLDERIE 26-4657, MICHAEL COOPER 4-5943, CLEMMIE 
26-4630, GORDIAN 63-2104, and  0-0.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
JHELUM(4)            1  0 0  ANDOR(57)            0  1 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         1  0 0  
CALEAM(26)           2  3 0  ARADI(60)            0  1 0  DWES EG(82)          1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MICHAEL COOPER 4-5943      103  68  2  268  SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 (1028) JHELUM
 GOLDERIE 26-4657            78 117  2  231  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM
 KENWYD 57-3870              56  45  2  175  WRATHMEN (705)             ANDOR
 COYOTE 60-7626              98 109  2  195  BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (1065) ARADI
 GORDIAN 63-2104             84  78  0  229  WHY KNOT (1066)            AMEN-TEI
 WORKS 4 EVIL EMPIR 82-3317  45  30  1  204  SUPERIOR FATHER (1033)     DWES EG