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Date   : 01/06/2014    Duedate: 01/18/2014

ANDORAK ARENA

DM 105    TURN 626

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 SUPERIOR FA 82/1033  957  598   5 61.5      WRATHMEN 41/737
    SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 4/1028                  WRATHMEN 57/705
  2 NO-HALF STE 14/1053   11    7   0 61.1      WRATHMEN 36/1072
  3 WRATHMEN 20/699      336  275   2 55.0    4 WHY KNOT 63/1066     502  807  13 38.3
    WRATHMEN 24/753                             BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS 60/1065
    WRATHMEN 30/661                           5 GOLDEN CANYO 26/741  846 1488  13 36.2

                                  WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 369): PORT-A-FORTRESS of THE CHOSEN (Longshot, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 740): KONANN CEE of THE HERCULOIDS (Kell Drakestone, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 740): BARIUM ENEMY of PERIODIC STATEMENTS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 725): SSG4 of MEDAL OF HONOR 104 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 727): CHILI CON CARNAGE of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Arned Bandit)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 724): STACI of HAREM (Padre, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 721): APPELONIA of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 722): JACK INTHE PULPIT of ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 685): KORVIN ROSS of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 682): FLYING PIG of HELL FROZEN OVER (The Dark One, mgr)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 673): SNUFFY of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 317): ZOUM LE BOUSE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 567): POOR THING of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 270): DIRTY GIRL SCOUT of CORDIALS (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 625): MICHAEL COOPER of SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 (Manager, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 369): THE CHOSEN (Longshot, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 740): COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 740): WU-TANG FOREVER (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 725): MEDAL OF HONOR 104 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 727): SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 724): THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 721): MEDAL OF HONOR GN (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 722): ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 685): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 682): LAZY SUNDAY (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 673): FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 317): FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 567): MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 270): NEW YORK (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 625): SUPERIOR FATHER et al (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 368): GLOBULIZER of WEIRD ALCHEMY (La Guillotine, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 739): PURPLE POODLE of BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 726): POGO POLEN of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 722): JACK INTHE PULPIT of ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 317): ZOUM LE BOUSE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
                            SALINA REES of MIDDLE WAY 8 (Jorja, mgr.)
                (turn 316): DARGON of DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Alarond tells us that a quiet spymaster gets poor.  Not true.  After all, no one
wants a blabbermouth for a spymaster!  A spy REPORTER, however, is probably another
matter.
     Further, he says, "A coward dies a thousand deaths, a brave man only once."
Excuse me?  Doesn't this depend in BOTH cases on whether or not he has a resurrection
contract?
     Seven fights, no challenges, no avoids, two standbys.  Lirin Kiv wasn't this
quiet or small when it was CLOSED.  Bear that in mind.

     CLEMMIE (26-4630) (57-149-1,142) of GOLDEN CANYON fought SHOWSTOPPER (14-4427)
(21-17-2,125) of NO-HALF STEPPING.  CLEMMIE was devastated by SHOWSTOPPER in a crowd
pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.
     KETTELMAN (26-4749) (57-97-1,171) of GOLDEN CANYON fought TESSHIAN (105-22) (0-
0-0,181) of the Ever-Loyal Standbys.  KETTELMAN devastated TESSHIAN in a 1 minute
one-sided duel.
     SARINA (26-4220) (95-105-3,198) of GOLDEN CANYON fought KENWYD (57-3870) (56-45-
2,175) of WRATHMEN.  SARINA was overpowered by KENWYD in a 3 minute mismatched match.
This was the fight with the significant point movements, Kenwyd up twenty-three,
Sarina down eighteen.
     LORIS KEY (26-4706) (69-121-2,205) of GOLDEN CANYON fought TESSHIAN (105-22) (0-
0-0,181) of the Ever-Loyal Standbys.  LORIS KEY devastated TESSHIAN in a 1 minute
one-sided contest.  Same standby, even they are getting bored.
     COYOTE (60-7626) (98-109-2,195) of BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS fought 100% (14-4429)
(27-18-2,191) of NO-HALF STEPPING.  COYOTE defeated 100% in a 2 minute duel.
     GOLDERIE (26-4657) (78-117-2,231) of GOLDEN CANYON fought WORKS 4 EVIL EMPIRE
(82-3317) (45-30-1,204) of SUPERIOR FATHER.  GOLDERIE was subdued by WORKS 4 EVIL
EMPIRE in an exciting 1 minute melee.

For the title:
     MICHAEL COOPER (4-5943) (103-68-2,268) of SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 fought GORDIAN
(63-2104) (84-78-0,229) of WHY KNOT.  MICHAEL COOPER bested GORDIAN in a crowd
pleasing 4 minute gruesome Title fight.  Congratulations to Michael.

                                       Ardane

THE KING'S SENTINEL            W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MICHAEL COOPER 4-5943       104  68  2  279  SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 (1028) JHELUM

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 LORIS KEY 26-4706            70 121  2  210  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM
 WORKS 4 EVIL EMPIRE 82-3317  46  30  1  210  SUPERIOR FATHER (1033)     DWES EG
 GORDIAN 63-2104              84  79     207  WHY KNOT (1066)            AMEN-TEI
 COYOTE 60-7626               99 109  2  205  BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (1065) ARADI
 GOLDERIE 26-4657             78 118  2  199  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM
 KENWYD 57-3870               57  45  2  198  WRATHMEN (705)             ANDOR
 100% 14-4429                 27  19  2  188  NO-HALF STEPPING (1053)    TOBIR
 KETTELMAN 26-4749            58  97  1  186  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM
-KIANA 24-3878                31  30     184  WRATHMEN (753)             ZORPUNT

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SARINA 26-4220               95 106  3  180  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM
-KHYLAR 36-4613               36  17     180  WRATHMEN (1072)            JHANS
-DOMINIC 30-3545              35  30     180  WRATHMEN (661)             IAYE

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-BEAULIEU 41-3057             35  25     173  WRATHMEN (737)             KATI-TEI
-BRYNMAR 20-2986              34  42  1  163  WRATHMEN (699)             SEAM
-KHEDRYN 24-3955              23   4  1  158  WRATHMEN (753)             ZORPUNT

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SHOWSTOPPER 14-4427          22  17  2  145  NO-HALF STEPPING (1053)    TOBIR
 CLEMMIE 26-4630              57 150  1  124  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

I don't think that was REAL butter.  Tasted like oleo to me. -- Clemmie

Hey, I can do devastating!  I've got a lobster bisque that gets 'em every time. --
Kettelman

Coyote -- I've had ENOUGH of over-turned garbage cans, mutt! -- Golderie

Gordian -- You always tie me in knots.  I'm going to take up yoga. -- Sarina

Whew, that was close!  I nearly had to do a column myself! -- Loris Key

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

MICHAEL COOPER bested GORDIAN in a crowd pleasing 4 minute gruesome Title fight.
GOLDERIE was subdued by WORKS 4 EVIL EMPIRE in a exciting 1 minute melee.
COYOTE defeated 100% in a 2 minute duel.
LORIS KEY devastated TESSHIAN in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
SARINA was overpowered by KENWYD in a 3 minute mismatched match.
KETTELMAN devastated TESSHIAN in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
CLEMMIE was devastated by SHOWSTOPPER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         TOTAL PARRY        5 -   1 -  0      83  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         PARRY-LUNGE       15 -   7 -  1      68  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         PARRY-STRIKE       4 -   2 -  0      67  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         SLASHING ATTACK    9 -   6 -  0      60  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         STRIKING ATTACK   11 -   8 -  0      58  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         AIMED BLOW         8 -   8 -  0      50  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         LUNGING ATTACK    12 -  12 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -   8 -  1      33  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         WALL OF STEEL      4 -   8 -  0      33  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         BASHING ATTACK     1 -   9 -  0      10  |

Turn 626 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  2         2  STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         2  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         1  AIMED BLOW     
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  
                                                                1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-LUNGE      MICHAEL COOPER 4-5943     104  68  2  279 SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 (1028)
AIMED BLOW       LORIS KEY 26-4706          70 121  2  210 GOLDEN CANYON (741)
STRIKING ATTACK  WORKS 4 EVIL EMPI 82-3317  46  30  1  210 SUPERIOR FATHER (1033)
LUNGING ATTACK   GORDIAN 63-2104            84  79  0  207 WHY KNOT (1066)
WALL OF STEEL    KENWYD 57-3870             57  45  2  198 WRATHMEN (705)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    100% 14-4429               27  19  2  188 NO-HALF STEPPING (1053)
BASHING ATTACK   CLEMMIE 26-4630            57 150  1  124 GOLDEN CANYON (741)

The overall popularity leader is COYOTE 60-7626.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was GORDIAN 63-2104.  The ten other most popular fighters were MICHAEL COOPER 4-5943, 
COYOTE 60-7626, WORKS 4 EVIL EMPIRE 82-3317, SARINA 26-4220, KENWYD 57-3870, 100% 
14-4429, SHOWSTOPPER 14-4427, GOLDERIE 26-4657, LORIS KEY 26-4706, and KETTELMAN 
26-4749.

The least popular fighter this week was CLEMMIE 26-4630.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were KETTELMAN 26-4749, LORIS KEY 26-4706, GOLDERIE 26-4657, SHOWSTOPPER 
14-4427, 100% 14-4429, KENWYD 57-3870, SARINA 26-4220, WORKS 4 EVIL EMPIRE 82-3317, 
COYOTE 60-7626, and MICHAEL COOPER 4-5943.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
JHELUM(4)            1  0 0  ANDOR(57)            1  0 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         0  1 0  
TOBIR(14)            1  1 0  ARADI(60)            1  0 0  DWES EG(82)          1  0 0  
CALEAM(26)           2  3 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MICHAEL COOPER 4-5943      104  68  2  279  SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 (1028) JHELUM
 100% 14-4429                27  19  2  188  NO-HALF STEPPING (1053)    TOBIR
 LORIS KEY 26-4706           70 121  2  210  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM
 KENWYD 57-3870              57  45  2  198  WRATHMEN (705)             ANDOR
 COYOTE 60-7626              99 109  2  205  BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (1065) ARADI
 GORDIAN 63-2104             84  79  0  207  WHY KNOT (1066)            AMEN-TEI
 WORKS 4 EVIL EMPIR 82-3317  46  30  1  210  SUPERIOR FATHER (1033)     DWES EG