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Date   : 02/03/2014    Duedate: 02/15/2014

ANDORAK ARENA

DM 105    TURN 628

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 SUPERIOR FA 82/1033  961  598   5 61.6    4 WHY KNOT 63/1066     503  810  13 38.3
    SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 4/1028                  BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS 60/1065
  2-NO-HALF STE 14/1053   11    7   0 61.1    5 GOLDEN CANYO 26/741  851 1493  13 36.3
  3 WRATHMEN 57/705      337  276   2 55.0

                                  WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 370): ZORK of Z GLADIATORS (The Z-Man, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 742): GREEN SNOT of COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 742): WILLOW of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 727): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 729): CHILI CON CARNAGE of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Arned Bandit)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 726): GASPAR HUELCO of THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 723): SERGEANT 8 of MEDAL OF HONOR GN (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 724): SPRING HEELED JACK of ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 687): KORVIN ROSS of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 684): FLYING PIG of HELL FROZEN OVER (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 675): SNUFFY of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 318): HU YAN ZHUO of WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 569): POOR THING of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 271): MUSHROOM of PIZZA TOPPINGS (Warlock, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 627): MICHAEL COOPER of SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 (Manager, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 370): PEASANT REBELLION (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 742): COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 742): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 727): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 729): SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 726): THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 723): MEDAL OF HONOR GN (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 724): ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 687): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 684): WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 675): FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 318): FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 569): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 271): OUTER GODS (Var, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 627): SUPERIOR FATHER et al (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 727): FARLIN MEEKS of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 726): COMIC BOOK GUY of ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 724): SPRING HEELED JACK of ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 318): HU YAN ZHUO of WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
                (turn 317): ZOUM LE BOUSE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
                            SALINA REES of MIDDLE WAY 8 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 569): POOR THING of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
                             JANICE DERBY of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     There are days when I look at the fight card for Andorak, and I wonder, why do I
bother?  This arena could be numbered among the walking dead.  The barely shambling
dead.  Today we had six fights, no challenges, no avoids, two standbys, and only 
personals from Golden Canyon, who write under coercion.  None of the fights were
action packed, and only one was exciting.

     CLEMMIE (26-4630) (58-150-1,131) of GOLDEN CANYON fought AYLIA (105-4) (0-0-
0,130) of the Same Old Guys.  CLEMMIE handily defeated AYLIA in a 1 minute uneven
fight.
     KENWYD (57-3870) (58-45-2,208) of WRATHMEN fought KETTELMAN (26-4749) (58-98-
1,180) of GOLDEN CANYON.  KENWYD was vanquished by KETTELMAN in an exciting 1 minute
bloody mismatched fight.  This fight is the one Snide says has the most significant
point movements:  Kettelman up 30, Kenwyd down 28.
     GORDIAN (63-2104) (84-80-0,200) of WHY KNOT fought GHRYSHAN (105-25) (0-0-0,181)
of the Same Old Guys.  GORDIAN savagely defeated GHRYSHAN in a crowd pleasing 1
minute bloody match.
     SARINA (26-4220) (96-106-3,201) of GOLDEN CANYON fought COYOTE (60-7626) (99-
110-2,180) of BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS.  SARINA won victory over COYOTE in a crowd
pleasing 5 minute gory brawl.
     WORKS 4 EVIL EMPIRE (82-3317) (47-30-1,216) of SUPERIOR FATHER fought LORIS KEY
(26-4706) (70-122-2,199) of GOLDEN CANYON.  WORKS 4 EVIL EMPIRE demolished LORIS KEY
in a popular 1 minute one-sided melee.

For the title:
     MICHAEL COOPER (4-5943) (105-68-2,290) of SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 fought GOLDERIE
(26-4657) (78-119-2,199) of GOLDEN CANYON.  MICHAEL COOPER slimly won victory over
GOLDERIE in a 3 minute Title fight.  And Michael remains the King's Sentinel, to
nobody's surprise.  Golderie says she's going to "go home and eat a cinnamon roll for
solace."  Sounds like a plan to me!

                                       Ardane

THE KING'S SENTINEL            W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MICHAEL COOPER 4-5943       106  68  2  298  SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 (1028) JHELUM

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 WORKS 4 EVIL EMPIRE 82-3317  48  30  1  229  SUPERIOR FATHER (1033)     DWES EG

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KETTELMAN 26-4749            59  98  1  210  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM
 GOLDERIE 26-4657             78 120  2  207  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM
 SARINA 26-4220               97 106  3  204  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM
 GORDIAN 63-2104              85  80     203  WHY KNOT (1066)            AMEN-TEI
 LORIS KEY 26-4706            70 123  2  195  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM
-100% 14-4429                 27  19  2  188  NO-HALF STEPPING (1053)    TOBIR

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 COYOTE 60-7626               99 111  2  180  BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (1065) ARADI
 KENWYD 57-3870               58  46  2  180  WRATHMEN (705)             ANDOR

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-SHOWSTOPPER 14-4427          22  17  2  145  NO-HALF STEPPING (1053)    TOBIR

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CLEMMIE 26-4630              59 150  1  141  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Pah.  A total of six fights, two of them involving standbys.  Is this an honest
reflection of the Andorian spirit?  IS there still an Andorian spirit?  Two-three for
us, one-one against the standbys, and I escaped the dreaded necessity to do a column
by losing the title match once again.  One does as one must. -- Loris Key

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

MICHAEL COOPER slimly won victory over GOLDERIE in a 3 minute Title fight.
WORKS 4 EVIL EMPIRE demolished LORIS KEY in a popular 1 minute one-sided melee.
SARINA won victory over COYOTE in a crowd pleasing 5 minute gory brawl.
GORDIAN savagely defeated GHRYSHAN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody match.
KENWYD was vanquished by KETTELMAN in a exciting 1 minute bloody mismatched fight.
CLEMMIE handily defeated AYLIA in a 1 minute uneven fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         TOTAL PARRY        3 -   1 -  0      75  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         PARRY-STRIKE       3 -   1 -  0      75  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         PARRY-LUNGE       15 -   7 -  1      68  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         SLASHING ATTACK    6 -   3 -  0      67  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         STRIKING ATTACK   11 -   8 -  0      58  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      6 -   6 -  1      50  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         AIMED BLOW         6 -   8 -  0      43  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         WALL OF STEEL      5 -   7 -  0      42  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         LUNGING ATTACK     9 -  13 -  0      41  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         BASHING ATTACK     3 -   7 -  0      30  |

Turn 628 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  1         3  STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         2  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1         1  AIMED BLOW     
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-LUNGE      MICHAEL COOPER 4-5943     106  68  2  298 SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 (1028)
STRIKING ATTACK  WORKS 4 EVIL EMPI 82-3317  48  30  1  229 SUPERIOR FATHER (1033)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    SARINA 26-4220             97 106  3  204 GOLDEN CANYON (741)
LUNGING ATTACK   GORDIAN 63-2104            85  80  0  203 WHY KNOT (1066)
AIMED BLOW       LORIS KEY 26-4706          70 123  2  195 GOLDEN CANYON (741)
WALL OF STEEL    KENWYD 57-3870             58  46  2  180 WRATHMEN (705)
BASHING ATTACK   CLEMMIE 26-4630            59 150  1  141 GOLDEN CANYON (741)

The overall popularity leader is COYOTE 60-7626.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was COYOTE 60-7626.  The ten other most popular fighters were SARINA 26-4220, 
GOLDERIE 26-4657, MICHAEL COOPER 4-5943, GORDIAN 63-2104, WORKS 4 EVIL EMPIRE 
82-3317, KETTELMAN 26-4749, LORIS KEY 26-4706, CLEMMIE 26-4630, KENWYD 57-3870, and  
0-0.

The least popular fighter this week was KENWYD 57-3870.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were CLEMMIE 26-4630, LORIS KEY 26-4706, KETTELMAN 26-4749, WORKS 4 EVIL 
EMPIRE 82-3317, GORDIAN 63-2104, MICHAEL COOPER 4-5943, GOLDERIE 26-4657, SARINA 
26-4220, COYOTE 60-7626, and  0-0.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
JHELUM(4)            1  0 0  ANDOR(57)            0  1 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         1  0 0  
CALEAM(26)           3  2 0  ARADI(60)            0  1 0  DWES EG(82)          1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MICHAEL COOPER 4-5943      106  68  2  298  SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 (1028) JHELUM
 KETTELMAN 26-4749           59  98  1  210  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM
 KENWYD 57-3870              58  46  2  180  WRATHMEN (705)             ANDOR
 COYOTE 60-7626              99 111  2  180  BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (1065) ARADI
 GORDIAN 63-2104             85  80  0  203  WHY KNOT (1066)            AMEN-TEI
 WORKS 4 EVIL EMPIR 82-3317  48  30  1  229  SUPERIOR FATHER (1033)     DWES EG