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Date   : 03/03/2014    Duedate: 03/15/2014

ANDORAK ARENA

DM 105    TURN 630

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 SUPERIOR FA 82/1033  963  600   5 61.6    3 WHY KNOT 63/1066     505  812  13 38.3
    SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 4/1028                  BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS 60/1065
  2 WRATHMEN 57/705      338  277   2 55.0    4 GOLDEN CANYO 26/741  855 1499  13 36.3

                                  WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 371): ZORK of Z GLADIATORS (The Z-Man, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 744): LAMB CHOP STOP of EASTER FEASTER (Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 744): MANSION of LIVING LARGE (Padre, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 729): DOUGLAS T. JACOBSON of MEDAL OF HONOR 104 (Anarchist, mgr)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 731): HERO SANDWICH of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Arned Bandit)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 728): HURIN of WHEEL OF TIME (Stillgard, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 725): SERGEANT 8 of MEDAL OF HONOR GN (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 726): HUMUNGOUSAUR of OMNITRIX (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 689): MORK CALLING ORSON of CSU COLLEGE RADIO (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 686): SERGEANT 6 of MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 677): SADIE of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 319): ABU JR. of THE CHOSEN ONES (The Chosen One, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 571): SERRGEANT 4 of MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 272): TOBEORNOTTOBE of TOTAL CHAOS (Marma Duke, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 629): MICHAEL COOPER of SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 (Manager, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 371): WEIRD ALCHEMY (La Guillotine, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 744): BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 744): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 729): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 731): TRIBE (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 728): SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 725): MEDAL OF HONOR GN (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 726): ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 689): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 686): LAZY SUNDAY (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 677): FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 319): WHERE AM I? (Var, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 571): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 272): OUTER GODS (Var, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 629): SUPERIOR FATHER et al (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 371): ZORK of Z GLADIATORS (The Z-Man, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 743): GREEN SNOT of COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 728): GASPAR HUELCO of THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 686): SERGEANT 6 of MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
                 (turn 685): SPOCKA THE HUTT of OLD SCHOOL (Otto X, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 676): SNUFFY of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 318): HU YAN ZHUO of WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     I can't believe the violence in ANDORAK!  I still haven't told Mom I'm writing
spy reports.  She'd have a cow!  And she doesn't even like cowas!  Well, here we
go...  MVP award for GOLDERIE?  GOLDEN CANYON's proud of her after beating WORKS 4
EVIL EMPIRE and getting 14 points.  Talk about yer big time losers!  KETTELMAN got
smashed by MASKED GUILDMASTER, and lost 10 points!  Don't you think the Duelmaster is
being unfair?  I think MICHAEL COOPER should let GORDIAN be Duelmaster for a while, 
without fighting about it.  Is the Duelmaster really being a real snob to his
teammates?  Don't ask me!
     No challenges, no avoids, six fights, two standbys.  AAARRGH!!!  I HATE
SPYREPORTING!!!  Sorry.  I just had to say it.
     Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds.  All ANDORAK ever talks about is fighting!
Except now, when they don't talk at all.  Me, I'm more laid back.  Hey you guys,
don't you think your families would like to hear from you?  Write!  (Or have someone
write for you.)
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand
wash.  I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it quits.  I had a fun
time, see you later-- Debby Tonte

     KENWYD (57-3870) (58-47-2,180) of WRATHMEN fought CLEMMIE (26-4630) (59-151-
1,141) of GOLDEN CANYON.  KENWYD slimly won victory over CLEMMIE in a 2 minute bloody
match.
     KETTELMAN (26-4749) (59-99-1,200) of GOLDEN CANYON fought MASKED GUILDMASTER
(105-6) (0-0-0,201) of Same Old Guys.  KETTELMAN was devastated by MASKED GUILDMASTER
in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
     LORIS KEY (26-4706) (71-123-2,205) of GOLDEN CANYON fought MEYK (105-24) (0-0-
0,250) of Same Old Guys.  LORIS KEY was overpowered by MEYK in a crowd pleasing 1
minute one-sided fight.
     SARINA (26-4220) (97-107-3,192) of GOLDEN CANYON fought COYOTE (60-7626) (100-
111-2,182) of BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS.  SARINA overpowered COYOTE in a crowd pleasing 1
minute mismatched duel.
     GOLDERIE (26-4657) (79-120-2,222) of GOLDEN CANYON fought WORKS 4 EVIL EMPIRE
(82-3317) (48-31-1,196) of SUPERIOR FATHER.  GOLDERIE subdued WORKS 4 EVIL EMPIRE in
an exciting 1 minute melee.

     MICHAEL COOPER (4-5943) (107-68-2,309) of SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 fought GORDIAN
(63-2104) (86-80-0,214) of WHY KNOT.  MICHAEL COOPER bested GORDIAN in a crowd
pleasing 4 minute gruesome Title fight.

THE KING'S SENTINEL            W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MICHAEL COOPER 4-5943       108  68  2  320  SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 (1028) JHELUM

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GOLDERIE 26-4657             80 120  2  236  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GORDIAN 63-2104              86  81     208  WHY KNOT (1066)            AMEN-TEI
 SARINA 26-4220               98 107  3  200  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM
 WORKS 4 EVIL EMPIRE 82-3317  48  32  1  193  SUPERIOR FATHER (1033)     DWES EG
 LORIS KEY 26-4706            71 124  2  191  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM
 KETTELMAN 26-4749            59 100  1  190  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KENWYD 57-3870               59  47  2  182  WRATHMEN (705)             ANDOR

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 COYOTE 60-7626              100 112  2  175  BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (1065) ARADI

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CLEMMIE 26-4630              59 152  1  150  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Two-three, no standbys, nobody NEW at all.  What if we all retired?  As Debby Tonte
said, I think it was her, what if we held a fight day and nobody came?  We could try
that. -- Loris Key for the Golden Canyon

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

MICHAEL COOPER bested GORDIAN in a crowd pleasing 4 minute gruesome Title fight.
GOLDERIE subdued WORKS 4 EVIL EMPIRE in a exciting 1 minute melee.
SARINA overpowered COYOTE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched duel.
LORIS KEY was overpowered by MEYK in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight.
KETTELMAN was devastated by MASKED GUILDMASTER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
KENWYD slimly won victory over CLEMMIE in a 2 minute bloody match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         TOTAL PARRY        2 -   0 -  0     100  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         PARRY-STRIKE       2 -   0 -  0     100  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         PARRY-LUNGE       16 -   6 -  1      73  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         SLASHING ATTACK    3 -   2 -  0      60  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         STRIKING ATTACK   11 -  10 -  0      52  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      6 -   6 -  1      50  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         LUNGING ATTACK     9 -  12 -  0      43  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         WALL OF STEEL      5 -   7 -  0      42  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         AIMED BLOW         5 -   7 -  0      42  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         BASHING ATTACK     3 -   7 -  0      30  |

Turn 630 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  1         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  2         2  STRIKING ATTACK
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  2         1  AIMED BLOW     
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                                                                1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-LUNGE      MICHAEL COOPER 4-5943     108  68  2  320 SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 (1028)
LUNGING ATTACK   GORDIAN 63-2104            86  81  0  208 WHY KNOT (1066)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    SARINA 26-4220             98 107  3  200 GOLDEN CANYON (741)
STRIKING ATTACK  WORKS 4 EVIL EMPI 82-3317  48  32  1  193 SUPERIOR FATHER (1033)
AIMED BLOW       LORIS KEY 26-4706          71 124  2  191 GOLDEN CANYON (741)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    KENWYD 57-3870             59  47  2  182 WRATHMEN (705)
BASHING ATTACK   CLEMMIE 26-4630            59 152  1  150 GOLDEN CANYON (741)

The overall popularity leader is COYOTE 60-7626.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was GORDIAN 63-2104.  The ten other most popular fighters were MICHAEL COOPER 4-5943, 
KENWYD 57-3870, GOLDERIE 26-4657, LORIS KEY 26-4706, CLEMMIE 26-4630, WORKS 4 EVIL 
EMPIRE 82-3317, SARINA 26-4220, COYOTE 60-7626, KETTELMAN 26-4749, and  0-0.

The least popular fighter this week was KETTELMAN 26-4749.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were COYOTE 60-7626, SARINA 26-4220, WORKS 4 EVIL EMPIRE 82-3317, 
CLEMMIE 26-4630, LORIS KEY 26-4706, GOLDERIE 26-4657, KENWYD 57-3870, MICHAEL COOPER 
4-5943, GORDIAN 63-2104, and  0-0.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
JHELUM(4)            1  0 0  ANDOR(57)            1  0 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         0  1 0  
CALEAM(26)           2  3 0  ARADI(60)            0  1 0  DWES EG(82)          0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MICHAEL COOPER 4-5943      108  68  2  320  SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 (1028) JHELUM
 GOLDERIE 26-4657            80 120  2  236  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM
 KENWYD 57-3870              59  47  2  182  WRATHMEN (705)             ANDOR
 COYOTE 60-7626             100 112  2  175  BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (1065) ARADI
 GORDIAN 63-2104             86  81  0  208  WHY KNOT (1066)            AMEN-TEI
 WORKS 4 EVIL EMPIR 82-3317  48  32  1  193  SUPERIOR FATHER (1033)     DWES EG

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors 
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. 

                         WILLOW (14-4754) ZOMBIE SQUAD (478) 
                      SERPENTITO (36-7542) SERPENTS HOLD (629) 
                     THE SHINING (82-1279) FAILED MUSICALS (222) 
                     BESS (82-35303) SUPERIOR FORCES 4502 (5816) 
                        JABBER HOGAN (82-49966) LAZY 9 (8398) 
                       LAZY CRIMINAL (84-18259) KAOSTIC (1429) 
                         HIDDEN GERBIL (84-19254) TMI (3416) 

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes