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Date   : 05/26/2014    Duedate: 06/07/2014

ANDORAK ARENA

DM 105    TURN 636

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 SUPERIOR FA 82/1033  970  603   5 61.7    3 WHY KNOT 63/1066     513  816  13 38.6
    SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 4/1028                  BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS 60/1065
  2 WRATHMEN 57/705      341  280   2 54.9    4 GOLDEN CANYO 26/741  867 1517  13 36.4

                                  WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 374): CLYDE D'CLUB of PEASANT REBELLION (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 750): UNCLEAN ONE of CHAOS CARNIVAL (Nurgle, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 750): ODB of WU-TANG FOREVER (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 735): SSG6 of MEDAL OF HONOR 104 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 737): T-JON LOY of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 734): LOIAL of WHEEL OF TIME (Stillgard, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 731): APPELONIA of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 732): KOJAK of ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 695): EBBUTT MARSH of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 692): FLYING PIG of HELL FROZEN OVER (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 683): SADIE of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 322): FAT LIP of OTTO'S PARTS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 577): PFC 1 of MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 275): HAUGHA RYDE of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 635): SARINA of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 374): WEIRD ALCHEMY (La Guillotine, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 750): BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 750): MENTOR BLISS (Dr. Feelgood, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 735): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 737): KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 734): WHEEL OF TIME (Stillgard, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 731): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 732): ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 695): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 692): LAZY SUNDAY (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 683): THE 27 CLUB (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 322): IRON CATHEDRAL (Dameon Darkheart, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 577): MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 275): OUTER GODS (Var, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 635): SUPERIOR FATHER et al (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 374): IWO JIMA of SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
               (turn 373): PORT-A-FORTRESS of THE CHOSEN (Longshot, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 750): HOT DOG of BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 750): BARIUM ENEMY of PERIODIC STATEMENTS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 735): SSG6 of MEDAL OF HONOR 104 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 736): ARE YOU DONE YET? Of BASH BROS. BOSS (Assurnasirbanipal)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 734): LOIAL of WHEEL OF TIME (Stillgard, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 683): SADIE of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 321): SINISTER SAINT of IRON CATHEDRAL (Dameon Darkheart, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 274): MUSHROOM of PIZZA TOPPINGS (Warlock, mgr.)

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Hail and well met warriors of ANDORAK!  Know me for who I am, Zontani Sharp 
Eyes, Spymaster extraordinaire of all Alastari.  GOLDERIE caught the eye of many in 
the gladiatorial commission as she skillfully bested COYOTE and was awarded 5 points 
in recognition.  In one of the week's more notable duels, MASKED GUILDMASTER put down 
KETTELMAN, causing him to lose 8 points of recognition in the process.  Not for 
nothing has SARINA in the past laid claim to the Duelmaster's throne, and this week 
she's proven hers combat skill yet again.  Heed this!  A seer has warned that if 
exactly 6 die in duels this week, the whole city shall perish!  Just remember...5 or 
7!   
     Many and various are the arts of battle.  In ANDORAK "art" is a word that has 
long since passed from the language!   
     Vendettas.  Bloodied blades and broken spears.  Indeed the city has seen more 
than its fair share of red in recent times.  Dark alleys may hide both secrets and 
assassins.  In the arena there is only the brightness of steel.  Keep vigil always!   
     If it were not for my skills as a spy I would have been mugged three times 
already in ANDORAK.  Nice atmosphere you have here!  More than a sharp eye must I 
keep, indeed a stout pair of legs must I keep as well!  The endless paths of Alastari 
await me!  Till we meet again, remember:  a turtle walks slow, hides head in a shell, 
and harms no one; a lion runs to slay its prey.-- Zontani Sharp Eyes  

THE KING'S SENTINEL            W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SARINA 26-4220              102 109  3  251  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GOLDERIE 26-4657             84 122  2  238  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GORDIAN 63-2104              90  83     200  WHY KNOT (1066)            AMEN-TEI
 COYOTE 60-7626              104 114  2  194  BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (1065) ARADI
 WORKS 4 EVIL EMPIRE 82-3317  52  34  1  193  SUPERIOR FATHER (1033)     DWES EG
 KENWYD 57-3870               62  50  2  190  WRATHMEN (705)             ANDOR
 KETTELMAN 26-4749            61 104  1  184  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 LORIS KEY 26-4706            71 130  2  178  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM
 CLEMMIE 26-4630              61 156  1  162  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

I don't care, I am not doing a column.  There's nobody to read it, and I have other
things to do with my time. -- Sarina
P.S.  We went three-two, which tells you how hard up this arena is.  Only five
fights, too.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SARINA viciously subdued KENWYD in a crowd pleasing 6 minute gruesome Title fight.
GOLDERIE subdued COYOTE in a exciting 1 minute melee.
WORKS 4 EVIL EMPIRE overpowered CLEMMIE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched duel.
GORDIAN savagely defeated LORIS KEY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody match.
KETTELMAN was vanquished by MASKED GUILDMASTER in a 1 minute mismatched fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         PARRY-LUNGE       13 -   5 -  0      72  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      7 -   3 -  0      70  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         LUNGING ATTACK    11 -   9 -  0      55  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         WALL OF STEEL      5 -   5 -  0      50  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         STRIKING ATTACK    9 -  11 -  0      45  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         BASHING ATTACK     4 -   6 -  0      40  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         AIMED BLOW         1 -   9 -  0      10  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         TOTAL PARRY        0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         SLASHING ATTACK    0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 636 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  1         3  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1         1  AIMED BLOW     
                                                                1  BASHING ATTACK 
                                                                1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-RIPOSTE    SARINA 26-4220            102 109  3  251 GOLDEN CANYON (741)
PARRY-LUNGE      GOLDERIE 26-4657           84 122  2  238 GOLDEN CANYON (741)
LUNGING ATTACK   GORDIAN 63-2104            90  83  0  200 WHY KNOT (1066)
STRIKING ATTACK  WORKS 4 EVIL EMPI 82-3317  52  34  1  193 SUPERIOR FATHER (1033)
WALL OF STEEL    KENWYD 57-3870             62  50  2  190 WRATHMEN (705)
AIMED BLOW       LORIS KEY 26-4706          71 130  2  178 GOLDEN CANYON (741)
BASHING ATTACK   CLEMMIE 26-4630            61 156  1  162 GOLDEN CANYON (741)

The overall popularity leader is COYOTE 60-7626.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was SARINA 26-4220.  The ten other most popular fighters were KENWYD 57-3870, GORDIAN 
63-2104, WORKS 4 EVIL EMPIRE 82-3317, GOLDERIE 26-4657, COYOTE 60-7626, CLEMMIE 
26-4630, LORIS KEY 26-4706, KETTELMAN 26-4749,  0-0, and  0-0.

The least popular fighter this week was KETTELMAN 26-4749.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were LORIS KEY 26-4706, CLEMMIE 26-4630, COYOTE 60-7626, GOLDERIE 
26-4657, WORKS 4 EVIL EMPIRE 82-3317, GORDIAN 63-2104, KENWYD 57-3870, SARINA 
26-4220,  0-0, and  0-0.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
CALEAM(26)           2  3 0  ARADI(60)            0  1 0  DWES EG(82)          1  0 0  
ANDOR(57)            0  1 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SARINA 26-4220             102 109  3  251  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM
 KENWYD 57-3870              62  50  2  190  WRATHMEN (705)             ANDOR
 COYOTE 60-7626             104 114  2  194  BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (1065) ARADI
 GORDIAN 63-2104             90  83  0  200  WHY KNOT (1066)            AMEN-TEI
 WORKS 4 EVIL EMPIR 82-3317  52  34  1  193  SUPERIOR FATHER (1033)     DWES EG