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Date : 11/24/2014 Duedate: 12/06/2014
ANDORAK ARENA
DM 105 TURN 649
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 SUPERIOR FA 82/1033 980 606 6 61.8 BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS 60/1065
2 WRATHMEN 57/705 344 290 2 54.3 4 GOLDEN CANYO 26/741 900 1549 13 36.7
3 WHY KNOT 63/1066 530 824 13 39.1 5 KISS ME 22/1078 132 237 3 35.8
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
I was going on vacation, see? Surf, sun... But what do those bums say? "Hit
the road, Debby Tonte. ANDORAK needs a spyreport." Oh, well. MVP award for WORKS 4
EVIL EMPIRE? SUPERIOR FATHER's proud of him after beating SARINA and getting 16
points. Talk about yer major upsets! SARINA's match with WORKS 4 EVIL EMPIRE cost
her a loss of 21 points! And I was just getting used to the ex-Duelmaster's habit
of...(!) Oh well, welcome GOLDERIE. Aren't GOLDEN CANYON proud. (Oh, my.) Who was
the wiseguy that said ANDORAK's Duelmaster was paying for drinks at The Crimson
Eagle? Don't look at me!
AAARRGH!!! I HATE SPYREPORTING!!! Sorry. I just had to say it.
Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds. All ANDORAK ever talks about is fighting!
Actually, that's, like, not true. Andorak doesn't talk at all. Sulking, you know?
Me, I'm more laid back. What if they had a fight and nobody showed up? I'd be out
of a job, that's what!!!
Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain. Soak it in cold water, and hand
wash. I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really should stop. It's
been really albendranius! Later, guys-- Debby Tonte
Five fights, two standbys, no challenges or avoids.
CLEMMIE (26-4630) (63-166-1,167) of GOLDEN CANYON fought KENWYD (57-3870) (64-
60-2,177) of WRATHMEN. CLEMMIE was bested by KENWYD in an action packed 1 minute
brawl.
KETTELMAN (26-4749) (67-110-1,182) of GOLDEN CANYON fought TESSHIAN (105-22) (0-
0-0,181) of the Old Reliables. KETTELMAN devastated TESSHIAN in a 1 minute brutal
one-sided fight.
LORIS KEY (26-4706) (78-135-2,187) of GOLDEN CANYON fought MASKED GUILDMASTER
(105-6) (0-0-0,201) of the Old Reliables. LORIS KEY was overpowered by MASKED
GUILDMASTER in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
SARINA (26-4220) (110-113-3,212) of GOLDEN CANYON fought WORKS 4 EVIL EMPIRE
(82-3317) (61-37-2,190) of SUPERIOR FATHER. SARINA was devastated by WORKS 4 EVIL
EMPIRE in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
For the title:
GOLDERIE (26-4657) (92-126-2,202) of GOLDEN CANYON fought GORDIAN (63-2104) (99-
86-0,185) of WHY KNOT. GOLDERIE subdued GORDIAN in an exciting 1 minute Title melee.
And there it is. Why is this arena still open?
Debby Tonte and Ardane
THE KING'S SENTINEL W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
GOLDERIE 26-4657 93 126 2 211 GOLDEN CANYON (741) CALEAM
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
WORKS 4 EVIL EMPIRE 82-3317 62 37 2 206 SUPERIOR FATHER (1033) DWES EG
KETTELMAN 26-4749 68 110 1 193 GOLDEN CANYON (741) CALEAM
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SARINA 26-4220 110 114 3 191 GOLDEN CANYON (741) CALEAM
GORDIAN 63-2104 99 87 184 WHY KNOT (1066) AMEN-TEI
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
LORIS KEY 26-4706 78 136 2 180 GOLDEN CANYON (741) CALEAM
KENWYD 57-3870 65 60 2 180 WRATHMEN (705) ANDOR
CLEMMIE 26-4630 63 167 1 166 GOLDEN CANYON (741) CALEAM
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
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LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
SARINA was devastated by WORKS 4 EVIL EMPIRE in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
GOLDERIE subdued GORDIAN in a exciting 1 minute Title melee.
LORIS KEY was overpowered by MASKED GUILDMASTER in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
KETTELMAN devastated TESSHIAN in a 1 minute brutal one-sided fight.
CLEMMIE was bested by KENWYD in a action packed 1 minute brawl.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 PARRY-LUNGE 7 - 3 - 0 70 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 LUNGING ATTACK 13 - 6 - 0 68 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 STRIKING ATTACK 13 - 7 - 0 65 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 6 - 4 - 0 60 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 AIMED BLOW 6 - 4 - 0 60 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 1 WALL OF STEEL 3 - 7 - 0 30 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 9 - 0 10 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|TOTAL PARRY 0 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 649 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 1 3 STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 WALL OF STEEL
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 1 PARRY-LUNGE
LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 LUNGING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 AIMED BLOW
TOTAL PARRY 0 - 0 1 BASHING ATTACK
1 TOTAL PARRY
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
PARRY-LUNGE GOLDERIE 26-4657 93 126 2 211 GOLDEN CANYON (741)
STRIKING ATTACK WORKS 4 EVIL EMPI 82-3317 62 37 2 206 SUPERIOR FATHER (1033)
PARRY-RIPOSTE SARINA 26-4220 110 114 3 191 GOLDEN CANYON (741)
LUNGING ATTACK GORDIAN 63-2104 99 87 0 184 WHY KNOT (1066)
AIMED BLOW LORIS KEY 26-4706 78 136 2 180 GOLDEN CANYON (741)
WALL OF STEEL KENWYD 57-3870 65 60 2 180 WRATHMEN (705)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
BASHING ATTACK CLEMMIE 26-4630 63 167 1 166 GOLDEN CANYON (741)
The overall popularity leader is GORDIAN 63-2104. The most popular warrior this turn
was WORKS 4 EVIL EMPIRE 82-3317. The ten other most popular fighters were GOLDERIE
26-4657, KETTELMAN 26-4749, KENWYD 57-3870, SARINA 26-4220, GORDIAN 63-2104, CLEMMIE
26-4630, LORIS KEY 26-4706, 0-0, 0-0, and 0-0.
The least popular fighter this week was LORIS KEY 26-4706. The other ten least
popular fighters were CLEMMIE 26-4630, GORDIAN 63-2104, SARINA 26-4220, KENWYD
57-3870, KETTELMAN 26-4749, GOLDERIE 26-4657, WORKS 4 EVIL EMPIRE 82-3317, 0-0,
0-0, and 0-0.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
CALEAM(26) 2 3 0 AMEN-TEI(63) 0 1 0 DWES EG(82) 1 0 0
ANDOR(57) 1 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
GOLDERIE 26-4657 93 126 2 211 GOLDEN CANYON (741) CALEAM
KENWYD 57-3870 65 60 2 180 WRATHMEN (705) ANDOR
GORDIAN 63-2104 99 87 0 184 WHY KNOT (1066) AMEN-TEI
WORKS 4 EVIL EMPIR 82-3317 62 37 2 206 SUPERIOR FATHER (1033) DWES EG
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