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Date   : 11/24/2014    Duedate: 12/06/2014

ANDORAK ARENA

DM 105    TURN 649

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 SUPERIOR FA 82/1033  980  606   6 61.8      BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS 60/1065
  2 WRATHMEN 57/705      344  290   2 54.3    4 GOLDEN CANYO 26/741  900 1549  13 36.7
  3 WHY KNOT 63/1066     530  824  13 39.1    5 KISS ME 22/1078      132  237   3 35.8

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     I was going on vacation, see?  Surf, sun...  But what do those bums say?  "Hit
the road, Debby Tonte.  ANDORAK needs a spyreport."  Oh, well.  MVP award for WORKS 4
EVIL EMPIRE?  SUPERIOR FATHER's proud of him after beating SARINA and getting 16 
points.  Talk about yer major upsets!  SARINA's match with WORKS 4 EVIL EMPIRE cost
her a loss of 21 points!  And I was just getting used to the ex-Duelmaster's habit
of...(!)  Oh well, welcome GOLDERIE.  Aren't GOLDEN CANYON proud.  (Oh, my.) Who was
the wiseguy that said ANDORAK's Duelmaster was paying for drinks at The Crimson
Eagle?  Don't look at me!
     AAARRGH!!!  I HATE SPYREPORTING!!!  Sorry.  I just had to say it.
     Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds.  All ANDORAK ever talks about is fighting!
Actually, that's, like, not true.  Andorak doesn't talk at all.  Sulking, you know?
Me, I'm more laid back.  What if they had a fight and nobody showed up?  I'd be out
of a job, that's what!!!
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand
wash.  I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really should stop.  It's
been really albendranius!  Later, guys-- Debby Tonte

Five fights, two standbys, no challenges or avoids.

     CLEMMIE (26-4630) (63-166-1,167) of GOLDEN CANYON fought KENWYD (57-3870) (64-
60-2,177) of WRATHMEN.  CLEMMIE was bested by KENWYD in an action packed 1 minute
brawl.
     KETTELMAN (26-4749) (67-110-1,182) of GOLDEN CANYON fought TESSHIAN (105-22) (0-
0-0,181) of the Old Reliables.  KETTELMAN devastated TESSHIAN in a 1 minute brutal
one-sided fight.
     LORIS KEY (26-4706) (78-135-2,187) of GOLDEN CANYON fought MASKED GUILDMASTER
(105-6) (0-0-0,201) of the Old Reliables.  LORIS KEY was overpowered by MASKED
GUILDMASTER in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
     SARINA (26-4220) (110-113-3,212) of GOLDEN CANYON fought WORKS 4 EVIL EMPIRE
(82-3317) (61-37-2,190) of SUPERIOR FATHER.  SARINA was devastated by WORKS 4 EVIL
EMPIRE in a 1 minute mismatched fight.

For the title:
     GOLDERIE (26-4657) (92-126-2,202) of GOLDEN CANYON fought GORDIAN (63-2104) (99-
86-0,185) of WHY KNOT.  GOLDERIE subdued GORDIAN in an exciting 1 minute Title melee.

And there it is.  Why is this arena still open?

                              Debby Tonte and Ardane

THE KING'S SENTINEL            W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GOLDERIE 26-4657             93 126  2  211  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 WORKS 4 EVIL EMPIRE 82-3317  62  37  2  206  SUPERIOR FATHER (1033)     DWES EG
 KETTELMAN 26-4749            68 110  1  193  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SARINA 26-4220              110 114  3  191  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM
 GORDIAN 63-2104              99  87     184  WHY KNOT (1066)            AMEN-TEI

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 LORIS KEY 26-4706            78 136  2  180  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM
 KENWYD 57-3870               65  60  2  180  WRATHMEN (705)             ANDOR
 CLEMMIE 26-4630              63 167  1  166  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

This personal contains no information.  You need not read it.  It exists only to
convince hal that the critical parts of the newsletter are present and ready to
print.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SARINA was devastated by WORKS 4 EVIL EMPIRE in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
GOLDERIE subdued GORDIAN in a exciting 1 minute Title melee.
LORIS KEY was overpowered by MASKED GUILDMASTER in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
KETTELMAN devastated TESSHIAN in a 1 minute brutal one-sided fight.
CLEMMIE was bested by KENWYD in a action packed 1 minute brawl.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         PARRY-LUNGE        7 -   3 -  0      70  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         LUNGING ATTACK    13 -   6 -  0      68  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         STRIKING ATTACK   13 -   7 -  0      65  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      6 -   4 -  0      60  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         AIMED BLOW         6 -   4 -  0      60  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         WALL OF STEEL      3 -   7 -  0      30  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         BASHING ATTACK     1 -   9 -  0      10  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         TOTAL PARRY        0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         SLASHING ATTACK    0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 649 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  1         3  STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  WALL OF STEEL  
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                              LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  AIMED BLOW     
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                                                                1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-LUNGE      GOLDERIE 26-4657           93 126  2  211 GOLDEN CANYON (741)
STRIKING ATTACK  WORKS 4 EVIL EMPI 82-3317  62  37  2  206 SUPERIOR FATHER (1033)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    SARINA 26-4220            110 114  3  191 GOLDEN CANYON (741)
LUNGING ATTACK   GORDIAN 63-2104            99  87  0  184 WHY KNOT (1066)
AIMED BLOW       LORIS KEY 26-4706          78 136  2  180 GOLDEN CANYON (741)
WALL OF STEEL    KENWYD 57-3870             65  60  2  180 WRATHMEN (705)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
BASHING ATTACK   CLEMMIE 26-4630            63 167  1  166 GOLDEN CANYON (741)

The overall popularity leader is GORDIAN 63-2104.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was WORKS 4 EVIL EMPIRE 82-3317.  The ten other most popular fighters were GOLDERIE 
26-4657, KETTELMAN 26-4749, KENWYD 57-3870, SARINA 26-4220, GORDIAN 63-2104, CLEMMIE 
26-4630, LORIS KEY 26-4706,  0-0,  0-0, and  0-0.

The least popular fighter this week was LORIS KEY 26-4706.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were CLEMMIE 26-4630, GORDIAN 63-2104, SARINA 26-4220, KENWYD 
57-3870, KETTELMAN 26-4749, GOLDERIE 26-4657, WORKS 4 EVIL EMPIRE 82-3317,  0-0,  
0-0, and  0-0.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
CALEAM(26)           2  3 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         0  1 0  DWES EG(82)          1  0 0  
ANDOR(57)            1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GOLDERIE 26-4657            93 126  2  211  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM
 KENWYD 57-3870              65  60  2  180  WRATHMEN (705)             ANDOR
 GORDIAN 63-2104             99  87  0  184  WHY KNOT (1066)            AMEN-TEI
 WORKS 4 EVIL EMPIR 82-3317  62  37  2  206  SUPERIOR FATHER (1033)     DWES EG

                             * * * * *   MEMO  * * * * *

From:       The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To:         All Managers

In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's 
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately.  Managers may 
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a 
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission.  Each warrior may have 
up to 15 favorite sayings.  Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch, 
Victory and may be up to 80 characters long.  For any questions, please contact the 
Gladiatorial Commission.