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Date : 12/08/2014 Duedate: 12/20/2014
ANDORAK ARENA
DM 105 TURN 650
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 SUPERIOR FA 82/1033 980 607 6 61.8 3 WHY KNOT 63/1066 530 825 13 39.1
SUPERIOR FORCES 60 60/1080 BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS 60/1065
2 WRATHMEN 57/705 344 292 2 54.1 4 GOLDEN CANYO 26/741 905 1549 13 36.9
WRATHMEN 63/1079 5-KISS ME 22/1078 132 237 3 35.8
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
You want personal comments and astute observations? Not going to happen today.
Despite editorial censorship, I will tell you that we here have fallen victim to the
Inexhaustible Fountain of Nasal Fluids, also known (to the plebian) as a roaring head
cold. I would, in fact, have sent you this newsletter with nothing but the golem,
but... eh. The Split has Splat, and I felt it called for some minimal observance.
You will notice some absent faces.
"Hail, ANDORAK! Warriors of the arena, prepare to be praised and blamed for
your deeds. And let's see, CLEMMIE fought KENWYD and gained 20 points and
contributed to GOLDEN CANYON's 5-0-0. KENWYD has lost to CLEMMIE, falling 17 points,
while helping make WRATHMEN a 0-1-0 turn. The attempts to dethrone the Duelmaster
have failed, and GOLDERIE remains ANDORAK's top warrior for another turn. Tell me,
is nothing sacred? I have heard from unimpeachable sources that The Crimson Eagle
uses trolls in their stew. Talk about gristle!
"The crowd's roar, the smell of iron and leather, mixed with sweat, what more
could a warrior ask of life? Well, besides that.
"A coward dies a thousand deaths, a brave man only once. Wise men know this to
be true. We'd like to remind certain teams not to rob the graves of their enemies.
You know who you are; and it's considered rude.
"Thought for the day, a new sword shines bright, but the notched sword sings the
sweetest. It's been nice chatting with you, until we meet again, keep your swords
sharp and your hammers heavy. Until the sun next rises and my pen sets to paper--
Alarond the Scribe"
We had five fights, no challenges, no avoids, and one standby. Pathetic.
LORIS KEY (26-4706) (78-136-2,180) of GOLDEN CANYON fought EVENING STAR (60-
8819) (24-10-0,180) of SUPERIOR FORCES 60. LORIS KEY devastated EVENING STAR in a 1
minute one-sided duel.
CLEMMIE (26-4630) (63-167-1,166) of GOLDEN CANYON fought KENWYD (57-3870) (65-
60-2,180) of WRATHMEN. CLEMMIE overpowered KENWYD in a 1 minute mismatched match.
KETTELMAN (26-4749) (68-110-1,193) of GOLDEN CANYON fought TESSHIAN (105-22) (0-
0-0,181) of The Old Reliables. KETTELMAN overpowered TESSHIAN in a crowd pleasing 1
minute gory mismatched duel.
SARINA (26-4220) (110-114-3,191) of GOLDEN CANYON fought GORDIAN (63-2104) (99-
87-0,184) of WHY KNOT. SARINA won victory over GORDIAN in an action packed 2 minute
brutal battle.
GOLDERIE (26-4657) (93-126-2,211) of GOLDEN CANYON fought OHMYGOD (63-2147) (34-
12-1,190) of WRATHMEN. GOLDERIE devastated OHMYGOD in a 1 minute mismatched Title
fight.
THE KING'S SENTINEL W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
GOLDERIE 26-4657 94 126 2 229 GOLDEN CANYON (741) CALEAM
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SARINA 26-4220 111 114 3 201 GOLDEN CANYON (741) CALEAM
KETTELMAN 26-4749 69 110 1 201 GOLDEN CANYON (741) CALEAM
LORIS KEY 26-4706 79 136 2 197 GOLDEN CANYON (741) CALEAM
CLEMMIE 26-4630 64 167 1 186 GOLDEN CANYON (741) CALEAM
GORDIAN 63-2104 99 88 184 WHY KNOT (1066) AMEN-TEI
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
EVENING STAR 60-8819 24 11 170 SUPERIOR FORCES 60 (1080) ARADI
KENWYD 57-3870 65 61 2 163 WRATHMEN (705) ANDOR
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Coyote -- Change your train! -- Works 4 Evil Empire
I doubt Coyote's manager even glances at the newsletter.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
GOLDERIE devastated OHMYGOD in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
SARINA won victory over GORDIAN in a action packed 2 minute brutal battle.
KETTELMAN overpowered TESSHIAN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory mismatched duel.
CLEMMIE overpowered KENWYD in a 1 minute mismatched match.
LORIS KEY devastated EVENING STAR in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 2 STRIKING ATTACK 14 - 5 - 0 74 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 PARRY-LUNGE 7 - 3 - 0 70 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 6 - 4 - 0 60 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 LUNGING ATTACK 11 - 8 - 0 58 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 AIMED BLOW 6 - 5 - 0 55 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 WALL OF STEEL 3 - 7 - 0 30 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 BASHING ATTACK 2 - 8 - 0 20 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|TOTAL PARRY 0 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 650 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 2 2 AIMED BLOW
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 2 WALL OF STEEL
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 0 1 PARRY-LUNGE
AIMED BLOW 1 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 1 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
1 BASHING ATTACK
1 LUNGING ATTACK
1 TOTAL PARRY
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
PARRY-LUNGE GOLDERIE 26-4657 94 126 2 229 GOLDEN CANYON (741)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
PARRY-RIPOSTE SARINA 26-4220 111 114 3 201 GOLDEN CANYON (741)
STRIKING ATTACK KETTELMAN 26-4749 69 110 1 201 GOLDEN CANYON (741)
AIMED BLOW LORIS KEY 26-4706 79 136 2 197 GOLDEN CANYON (741)
BASHING ATTACK CLEMMIE 26-4630 64 167 1 186 GOLDEN CANYON (741)
LUNGING ATTACK GORDIAN 63-2104 99 88 0 184 WHY KNOT (1066)
WALL OF STEEL KENWYD 57-3870 65 61 2 163 WRATHMEN (705)
The overall popularity leader is GORDIAN 63-2104. The most popular warrior this turn
was GORDIAN 63-2104. The ten other most popular fighters were SARINA 26-4220,
KETTELMAN 26-4749, GOLDERIE 26-4657, CLEMMIE 26-4630, LORIS KEY 26-4706, EVENING STAR
60-8819, OHMYGOD 63-2147, KENWYD 57-3870, 0-0, and 0-0.
The least popular fighter this week was KENWYD 57-3870. The other ten least popular
fighters were OHMYGOD 63-2147, EVENING STAR 60-8819, LORIS KEY 26-4706, CLEMMIE
26-4630, GOLDERIE 26-4657, KETTELMAN 26-4749, SARINA 26-4220, GORDIAN 63-2104, 0-0,
and 0-0.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
CALEAM(26) 5 0 0 ARADI(60) 0 1 0 AMEN-TEI(63) 0 2 0
ANDOR(57) 0 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
GOLDERIE 26-4657 94 126 2 229 GOLDEN CANYON (741) CALEAM
KENWYD 57-3870 65 61 2 163 WRATHMEN (705) ANDOR
EVENING STAR 60-8819 24 11 0 170 SUPERIOR FORCES 60 (1080) ARADI
GORDIAN 63-2104 99 88 0 184 WHY KNOT (1066) AMEN-TEI
CHALLENGES AND AVOIDS
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Make sure you include the ID!