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Date   : 01/05/2015    Duedate: 01/17/2015

ANDORAK ARENA

DM 105    TURN 652

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 SUPERIOR FO 60/1080  980  609   6 61.7      DRATHANEANS 68/771
  2 WRATHMEN 24/753      349  295   2 54.2    3 WHY KNOT 63/1066     532  825  13 39.2
    WRATHMEN 41/737                           4 WANDERERS 41/899     909 1555  13 36.9
    WRATHMEN 57/705                             GOLDEN CANYON 26/741
    WRATHMEN 36/1072                            WEEKEND WARRIORS 20/897
    WRATHMEN 63/1079

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     And a happy new year to you all.  Here we are with ELEVEN fights in Andorak!
I'm amazed.  True, there were eight standbys on the sands, but there still must have
been FOURTEEN managed (to some degree) gladiators out there.  I'm doubly amazed.
     So, eleven fights, no challenges, no avoids, eight standbys.  Saturn gained
twenty-nine points; Nathaniel G lost seventeen.  Beyond that, only the fights remain.

     NATHANIEL G (20-3511) (21-19-1,74) of WEEKEND WARRIORS fought SHINORR (105-1)
(0-0-0,60) of The Old Ones.  NATHANIEL G was overpowered by SHINORR in a crowd
pleasing 1 minute one-sided match.  Shinor is the squishy one, sort of like a
jellyfish.
     GYPSY JOE (41-3694) (26-26-0,81) of WANDERERS fought OHRLAM (105-2) (0-0-0,60)
of The Old Ones.  GYPSY JOE overpowered OHRLAM in an action packed 1 minute gory one-
sided fight.  Ohrlam has horns--five of them!  Overdoing things, if you ask me.
     SATURN (41-3990) (19-77-0,58) of WANDERERS fought TARIN SHARPEYES (105-3) (0-0-
0,100) of The Old Ones.  SATURN unbelievably bested TARIN SHARPEYES in an action
packed 5 minute gruesome fight.  Believe it, and good work, Saturn.  Tarin would suck
the life right out of you if he got a chance.
     MARS (41-3989) (32-19-0,100) of WANDERERS fought OHRLAM (105-2) (0-0-0,60) of
The Old Ones.  MARS vanquished OHRLAM in a 1 minute uneven duel.  Another bad match
for Ohrlam.
     KHYLAR (36-4613) (36-17-0,180) of WRATHMEN fought FLUTTERLEE (41-4153) (24-39-
0,133) of WANDERERS.  KHYLAR overcame FLUTTERLEE in a 2 minute gruesome fight.
Flutterlee may not be much of a fighter, but she does the "helpless fluttering" thing
rather well.

     KENWYD (57-3870) (66-61-2,169) of WRATHMEN fought LAWRENCE THE SOT (105-10) (0-
0-0,150) of The Old Ones.  KENWYD devastated LAWRENCE THE SOT in a 2 minute
mismatched match.  Lawrence isn't an Old One himself, but he's a priest to 'em, which
is why he's also a drunkard.
     KHEDRYN (24-3955) (23-4-1,158) of WRATHMEN fought MASKED GUILDMASTER (105-6) (0-
0-0,201) of The Old Ones.  KHEDRYN was devastated by MASKED GUILDMASTER in a popular
1 minute uneven brawl.  And what, we can but wonder, is hidden behind that mask?
Probably better we don't know, eh?
     BEAULIEU (41-3057) (35-25-0,173) of WRATHMEN fought GHRYSHAN (105-25) (0-0-
0,181) of The Old Ones.  BEAULIEU was overpowered by GHRYSHAN in a 1 minute one-sided
fight.  Teeth, that's Ghryshan's thing.  More teeth than a shark.
     OHMYGOD (63-2147) (34-13-1,183) of WRATHMEN fought BERYL (105-26) (0-0-0,181) of
The Old Ones.  OHMYGOD won victory over BERYL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brawl.
Beryl is the perennially imperiled maiden.  SOMEBODY down there in the Dark WANTS
her.  But at least I note that we did not get Yogonith of the Tentacles today.  Be
grateful for such favors!  Some people go insane at a mere glimpse of the Tentacles.
If you want to know more about the presence of the Old Ones, I *may* have time to say
something next turn.  Or not.  It depends on how things shake down.
     KIANA (24-3878) (31-30-0,184) of WRATHMEN fought EVENING STAR (60-8819) (24-12-
0,172) of SUPERIOR FORCES 60.  KIANA savagely defeated EVENING STAR in an exciting 3
minute gory melee.  Good work, Kiana!  We can't let these Superior types have it all
their own way.

For the title:
     GORDIAN (63-2104) (100-88-0,195) of WHY KNOT fought BERWYN (68-5897) (41-28-
0,190) of DRATHANEANS.  GORDIAN viciously subdued BERWYN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute
gruesome Title fight.  Might be a bit of an experience difference there, depending on
whether Berwyn has hidden tourney fights.  We know that Gordian has none.
Congratulations to both, since Berwyn was not described as a mis-matched opponent.

                                       Ardane

THE KING'S SENTINEL            W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GORDIAN 63-2104             101  88     209  WHY KNOT (1066)            AMEN-TEI

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-GOLDERIE 26-4657             94 126  2  229  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-SARINA 26-4220              111 114  3  201  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM
-KETTELMAN 26-4749            69 110  1  201  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM
-LORIS KEY 26-4706            79 136  2  197  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM
 KIANA 24-3878                32  30     195  WRATHMEN (753)             ZORPUNT
 BERWYN 68-5897               41  29     189  DRATHANEANS (771)          FIREHOLD
-CLEMMIE 26-4630              64 167  1  186  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM
 KHYLAR 36-4613               37  17     182  WRATHMEN (1072)            JHANS

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KENWYD 57-3870               67  61  2  175  WRATHMEN (705)             ANDOR
 EVENING STAR 60-8819         24  13     174  SUPERIOR FORCES 60 (1080)  ARADI
 BEAULIEU 41-3057             35  26     165  WRATHMEN (737)             KATI-TEI
 KHEDRYN 24-3955              23   5  1  159  WRATHMEN (753)             ZORPUNT

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 FLUTTERLEE 41-4153           24  40     146  WANDERERS (899)            KATI-TEI
 MARS 41-3989                 33  19     102  WANDERERS (899)            KATI-TEI

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GYPSY JOE 41-3694            27  26      87  WANDERERS (899)            KATI-TEI
 SATURN 41-3990               20  77      87  WANDERERS (899)            KATI-TEI
 NATHANIEL G 20-3511          21  20  1   57  WEEKEND WARRIORS (897)     SEAM

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

"Low-ranked losers."  Can we sue him?  Come to that, can we sue Jorja?  We never
ASKED to be sent to fight again.  We were just THROWN into the arena without any sort
of preparation for it. -- Flutterlee
P.S.  One-four, which just goes to show that we weren't READY for this.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

GORDIAN viciously subdued BERWYN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gruesome Title fight.
KIANA savagely defeated EVENING STAR in a exciting 3 minute gory melee.
OHMYGOD won victory over BERYL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brawl.
BEAULIEU was overpowered by GHRYSHAN in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
KHEDRYN was devastated by MASKED GUILDMASTER in a popular 1 minute uneven brawl.
KENWYD devastated LAWRENCE THE SOT in a 2 minute mismatched match.
KHYLAR overcame FLUTTERLEE in a 2 minute gruesome fight.
MARS vanquished OHRLAM in a 1 minute uneven duel.
SATURN unbelievably bested TARIN SHARPEYES in a action packed 5 minute gruesome fight.
GYPSY JOE overpowered OHRLAM in a action packed 1 minute gory one-sided fight.
NATHANIEL G was overpowered by SHINORR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  5         SLASHING ATTACK    1 -   0 -  0     100  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         PARRY-LUNGE        7 -   2 -  0      78  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -   3 -  0      63  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         LUNGING ATTACK    11 -   7 -  0      61  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         STRIKING ATTACK   13 -  10 -  0      57  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         TOTAL PARRY        1 -   1 -  0      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         WALL OF STEEL      5 -   6 -  0      45  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         AIMED BLOW         4 -   7 -  0      36  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         BASHING ATTACK     3 -   7 -  0      30  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 652 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  4         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  1         2  STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  AIMED BLOW     
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0                                       1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
                                                                1  BASHING ATTACK 
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   GORDIAN 63-2104           101  88  0  209 WHY KNOT (1066)
SLASHING ATTACK  KIANA 24-3878              32  30  0  195 WRATHMEN (753)
STRIKING ATTACK  BERWYN 68-5897             41  29  0  189 DRATHANEANS (771)
PARRY-LUNGE      KHYLAR 36-4613             37  17  0  182 WRATHMEN (1072)
WALL OF STEEL    KENWYD 57-3870             67  61  2  175 WRATHMEN (705)
AIMED BLOW       EVENING STAR 60-8819       24  13  0  174 SUPERIOR FORCES 60 (1080)
BASHING ATTACK   MARS 41-3989               33  19  0  102 WANDERERS (899)
TOTAL PARRY      SATURN 41-3990             20  77  0   87 WANDERERS (899)

The overall popularity leader is KENWYD 57-3870.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was GORDIAN 63-2104.  The ten other most popular fighters were KIANA 24-3878, EVENING 
STAR 60-8819, SATURN 41-3990, KENWYD 57-3870, KHYLAR 36-4613, GYPSY JOE 41-3694, 
OHMYGOD 63-2147, FLUTTERLEE 41-4153, BERWYN 68-5897, and MARS 41-3989.

The least popular fighter this week was NATHANIEL G 20-3511.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were KHEDRYN 24-3955, BEAULIEU 41-3057, MARS 41-3989, BERWYN 
68-5897, FLUTTERLEE 41-4153, OHMYGOD 63-2147, GYPSY JOE 41-3694, KHYLAR 36-4613, 
KENWYD 57-3870, and SATURN 41-3990.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
SEAM(20)             0  1 0  KATI-TEI(41)         3  2 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         2  0 0  
ZORPUNT(24)          1  1 0  ANDOR(57)            1  0 0  FIREHOLD(68)         0  1 0  
JHANS(36)            1  0 0  ARADI(60)            0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 NATHANIEL G 20-3511         21  20  1   57  WEEKEND WARRIORS (897)     SEAM
 KIANA 24-3878               32  30  0  195  WRATHMEN (753)             ZORPUNT
 KHYLAR 36-4613              37  17  0  182  WRATHMEN (1072)            JHANS
 BEAULIEU 41-3057            35  26  0  165  WRATHMEN (737)             KATI-TEI
 KENWYD 57-3870              67  61  2  175  WRATHMEN (705)             ANDOR
 EVENING STAR 60-8819        24  13  0  174  SUPERIOR FORCES 60 (1080)  ARADI
 GORDIAN 63-2104            101  88  0  209  WHY KNOT (1066)            AMEN-TEI
 BERWYN 68-5897              41  29  0  189  DRATHANEANS (771)          FIREHOLD