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Date   : 01/19/2015    Duedate: 01/31/2015

ANDORAK ARENA

DM 105    TURN 653

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 SUPERIOR FO 60/1080  981  609   6 61.7      WRATHMEN 63/1079
  2 WRATHMEN 24/753      352  299   2 54.1      DRATHANEANS 68/771
    WRATHMEN 41/737                           3 WHY KNOT 63/1066     533  825  13 39.2
    WRATHMEN 57/705                           4 WANDERERS 41/899     911 1558  13 36.9
    WRATHMEN 36/1072                            WEEKEND WARRIORS 20/897

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Well, here we are, the tourney in our past and, courtesy of being Lords
Protector, everyone alive.  Don't know if anyone NEEDED that courtesy, but it was
there.  Resurrection is great, even if it does take a lot of the tension out of
dueling.  Everyone here has EARNED that lack of tension.
     So, ten fights, no challenges or avoids, six standbys, nobody died.  Mars gained
48 points, Beaulieu lost 38, same fight.  Blood on a purple robe needs to be removed
immediately before the stain sets.

     NATHANIEL G (20-3511) (21-20-1,57) of WEEKEND WARRIORS fought TARIN SHARPEYES
(105-3) (0-0-0,100) of Creepy Monsters.  NATHANIEL G handily defeated TARIN SHARPEYES
in a 1 minute one-sided bout.  Did you notice that Tarin has THREE sharp, squinty
eyes?
     GYPSY JOE (41-3694) (27-26-0,87) of WANDERERS fought YOGONITH (105-5) (0-0-0,90)
of Creepy Monsters.  GYPSY JOE was overpowered by YOGONITH in a 1 minute one-sided
fight.  Ah, the tentacles!  Is it fair that Yogonith has six tentacles, but Joe only
two arms and two legs?
     SATURN (41-3990) (20-77-0,87) of WANDERERS fought TARIN SHARPEYES (105-3) (0-0-
0,100) of Creepy Monsters.  SATURN was vanquished by TARIN SHARPEYES in an action
packed 2 minute one-sided duel.  Tarin holds grudges, you know.  Grips 'em in his
lobster-claws.
     BEAULIEU (41-3057) (35-26-0,165) of WRATHMEN fought MARS (41-3989) (33-19-0,102)
of WANDERERS.  BEAULIEU was overpowered by MARS in an action packed 1 minute uneven
melee.  The fight that resulted in big point movements, though I don't know if any
other fights had bigger movements.  This is the one Alarond notice.

     KENWYD (57-3870) (67-61-2,175) of WRATHMEN fought RHYNIAN ALANDA (105-9) (0-0-
0,200) of Creepy Monsters.  KENWYD beat RHYNIAN ALANDA in a crowd pleasing 6 minute
brawl.  Do NOT let this entity get close enough to grip!
     KHEDRYN (24-3955) (23-5-1,159) of WRATHMEN fought FLUTTERLEE (41-4153) (24-40-
0,146) of WANDERERS.  KHEDRYN vanquished FLUTTERLEE in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
And what could anyone expect of a gladiator that specializes in the "helpless
fluttery look"?
     BERWYN (68-5897) (41-29-0,189) of DRATHANEANS fought GUARDSMAN (105-8) (0-0-
0,250) of Creepy Monsters.  BERWYN overpowered GUARDSMAN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute
mismatched match.  I'm told this Guardsman is one of the living dead.  I have not
gotten close enough to test that.
     OHMYGOD (63-2147) (35-13-1,188) of WRATHMEN fought RHYNIAN ALANDA (105-9) (0-0-
0,200) of Creepy Monsters.  OHMYGOD was overpowered by RHYNIAN ALANDA in a 1 minute
mismatched duel.  Careful, Ohmygod!  This entity has been known to suck the brains
out of defeated opponents!
     KIANA (24-3878) (32-30-0,195) of WRATHMEN fought EVENING STAR (60-8819) (24-13-
0,174) of SUPERIOR FORCES 60.  KIANA was overcome by EVENING STAR in a 2 minute
match.  Odd, I thought the Evening Star had vanished into the sun two days ago?

And for the title:
     GORDIAN (63-2104) (101-88-0,209) of WHY KNOT fought KHYLAR (36-4613) (37-17-
0,182) of WRATHMEN.  GORDIAN devastated KHYLAR in an action packed 1 minute brutal
mismatched Title fight.  So we will still have Gordian not writing a column, instead
of Khylar not writing one.  Good try, though, Khylar.

                                       Ardane

THE KING'S SENTINEL            W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GORDIAN 63-2104             102  88     227  WHY KNOT (1066)            AMEN-TEI

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BERWYN 68-5897               42  29     206  DRATHANEANS (771)          FIREHOLD
 KENWYD 57-3870               68  61  2  196  WRATHMEN (705)             ANDOR
 EVENING STAR 60-8819         25  13     192  SUPERIOR FORCES 60 (1080)  ARADI
 KIANA 24-3878                32  31     183  WRATHMEN (753)             ZORPUNT
 KHYLAR 36-4613               37  18     181  WRATHMEN (1072)            JHANS

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KHEDRYN 24-3955              24   5  1  167  WRATHMEN (753)             ZORPUNT

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MARS 41-3989                 34  19     150  WANDERERS (899)            KATI-TEI
 FLUTTERLEE 41-4153           24  41     144  WANDERERS (899)            KATI-TEI
 BEAULIEU 41-3057             35  27     127  WRATHMEN (737)             KATI-TEI

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 NATHANIEL G 20-3511          22  20  1   89  WEEKEND WARRIORS (897)     SEAM
 SATURN 41-3990               20  78      80  WANDERERS (899)            KATI-TEI
 GYPSY JOE 41-3694            27  27      78  WANDERERS (899)            KATI-TEI

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

We're stuck here, we're DOOMED.  Fighting creepy monsters every two weeks and trying
to live in a broom closet in between.  I asked why some of these Lord Protectors that
aren't fighting or likely to, why they don't go HOME.  They claim that being on the
Isle keeps them young.  Something in the water.  Is it worth it, to be young forever
and BORED?  I mean, we were DOING stuff, important stuff--I can't tell you what, need
to know and all that--but we weren't just sitting around, you know?  Now we are.  We
don't like it.  Maybe we need to find some kind of project, or a string of projects,
that we can do in about ten days between the fights.  Hmm.  That... has some
possibilities.  Hmm. -- Flutterlee
P.S.  Three-two for us.  Could've been worse.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

GORDIAN devastated KHYLAR in a action packed 1 minute brutal mismatched Title fight.
KIANA was overcome by EVENING STAR in a 2 minute match.
OHMYGOD was overpowered by RHYNIAN ALANDA in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
BERWYN overpowered GUARDSMAN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.
KHEDRYN vanquished FLUTTERLEE in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
KENWYD beat RHYNIAN ALANDA in a crowd pleasing 6 minute brawl.
BEAULIEU was overpowered by MARS in a action packed 1 minute uneven melee.
SATURN was vanquished by TARIN SHARPEYES in a action packed 2 minute one-sided duel.
GYPSY JOE was overpowered by YOGONITH in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
NATHANIEL G handily defeated TARIN SHARPEYES in a 1 minute one-sided bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  5         PARRY-LUNGE        6 -   3 -  0      67  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         STRIKING ATTACK   15 -  11 -  0      58  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -   3 -  0      57  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         LUNGING ATTACK    10 -   8 -  0      56  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         WALL OF STEEL      6 -   6 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         SLASHING ATTACK    1 -   1 -  0      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         BASHING ATTACK     4 -   6 -  0      40  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         AIMED BLOW         4 -   7 -  0      36  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         TOTAL PARRY        1 -   2 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 653 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         4  STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  WALL OF STEEL  
STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  2     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  AIMED BLOW     
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  1         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                                                                1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                                                                1  BASHING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   GORDIAN 63-2104           102  88  0  227 WHY KNOT (1066)
STRIKING ATTACK  BERWYN 68-5897             42  29  0  206 DRATHANEANS (771)
WALL OF STEEL    KENWYD 57-3870             68  61  2  196 WRATHMEN (705)
AIMED BLOW       EVENING STAR 60-8819       25  13  0  192 SUPERIOR FORCES 60 (1080)
SLASHING ATTACK  KIANA 24-3878              32  31  0  183 WRATHMEN (753)
PARRY-LUNGE      KHYLAR 36-4613             37  18  0  181 WRATHMEN (1072)
BASHING ATTACK   MARS 41-3989               34  19  0  150 WANDERERS (899)
TOTAL PARRY      SATURN 41-3990             20  78  0   80 WANDERERS (899)

The overall popularity leader is KENWYD 57-3870.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was KENWYD 57-3870.  The ten other most popular fighters were GORDIAN 63-2104, 
EVENING STAR 60-8819, MARS 41-3989, KIANA 24-3878, BERWYN 68-5897, KHEDRYN 24-3955, 
NATHANIEL G 20-3511, OHMYGOD 63-2147, BEAULIEU 41-3057, and SATURN 41-3990.

The least popular fighter this week was FLUTTERLEE 41-4153.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were KHYLAR 36-4613, GYPSY JOE 41-3694, SATURN 41-3990, BEAULIEU 
41-3057, OHMYGOD 63-2147, NATHANIEL G 20-3511, KHEDRYN 24-3955, BERWYN 68-5897, KIANA 
24-3878, and MARS 41-3989.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
SEAM(20)             1  0 0  KATI-TEI(41)         1  4 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         1  1 0  
ZORPUNT(24)          1  1 0  ANDOR(57)            1  0 0  FIREHOLD(68)         1  0 0  
JHANS(36)            0  1 0  ARADI(60)            1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 NATHANIEL G 20-3511         22  20  1   89  WEEKEND WARRIORS (897)     SEAM
 KIANA 24-3878               32  31  0  183  WRATHMEN (753)             ZORPUNT
 KHYLAR 36-4613              37  18  0  181  WRATHMEN (1072)            JHANS
 MARS 41-3989                34  19  0  150  WANDERERS (899)            KATI-TEI
 KENWYD 57-3870              68  61  2  196  WRATHMEN (705)             ANDOR
 EVENING STAR 60-8819        25  13  0  192  SUPERIOR FORCES 60 (1080)  ARADI

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GORDIAN 63-2104            102  88  0  227  WHY KNOT (1066)            AMEN-TEI
 BERWYN 68-5897              42  29  0  206  DRATHANEANS (771)          FIREHOLD