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Date   : 05/25/2015    Duedate: 06/06/2015

ANDORAK ARENA

DM 105    TURN 662

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 SUPERIOR FO 60/1080  984  615   6 61.5      WRATHMEN 36/1072
  2 RIDERS OF T 43/1082    8    5   0 61.5      WRATHMEN 63/1079
  3 WRATHMEN 24/753      396  321   2 55.2      DRATHANEANS 68/771
    WRATHMEN 41/737                             GARBAGE PAIL KIDS 16/1081
    WRATHMEN 57/705

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     So why do I have this bag over my head?  Because I am The Unknown Spymaster and 
I'm going to give you a spy report!.  Hey everybody, watch out for EVENING STAR, who 
flew up 9 points in the rankings after mashing WELL DON like a melon.  Keep your eye 
on this guy.  Ya know, some days it doesn't pay to walk out on the sands.  KHYLAR was 
subdued by MASKED GUILDMASTER and drops 9 points.  Our battling duelmaster LI'L RED 
has managed to hold the title, fending off KIANA's none too subtle advances.  Better 
luck next time, WRATHMEN.  4 out of 5 gladiators surveyed protect the body, so try 
and avoid aiming at that location.   
     Here is other news that is of note.   
     Death is kind of like a new puppy:  he's always around wanting to play.  (Ha 
Zontani, how's that for a wise saying?).  Remember:  alliances are great, but try and 
take your ally in the arena with you and see what happens.   
     I think I had better cut this one short.  It's been nice chatting to those of 
you whom I have not offended yet.  Well, there goes another Spy Report.  Good luck in 
next week's fights.  Hasta la bye-bye.  (Loud choruses of 'Beat it, ya bum!')-- The 
Unknown Spymaster  

THE KING'S SENTINEL            W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 LI'L RED 43-3200             65  21  2  285  RIDERS OF THE HOOD (1082)  VEASTIAN

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 EVENING STAR 60-8819         28  19     216  SUPERIOR FORCES 60 (1080)  ARADI

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KENWYD 57-3870               75  63  2  208  WRATHMEN (705)             ANDOR
 KIANA 24-3878                39  33     207  WRATHMEN (753)             ZORPUNT
 BERWYN 68-5897               46  34     198  DRATHANEANS (771)          FIREHOLD
 KHYLAR 36-4613               42  22     187  WRATHMEN (1072)            JHANS
 WELL DON 16-6079             37  25     187  GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1081)   WILLAF
 BEAULIEU 41-3057             43  28     183  WRATHMEN (737)             KATI-TEI

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 OHMYGOD 63-2147              40  18  1  177  WRATHMEN (1079)            AMEN-TEI
 KHEDRYN 24-3955              31   7  1  175  WRATHMEN (753)             ZORPUNT

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

LI'L RED slimly won victory over KIANA in a 2 minute bloody Title fight.
WELL DON lost to EVENING STAR in a 2 minute battle.
BERWYN handily defeated BERYL in a action packed 1 minute one-sided match.
OHMYGOD was devastated by JIMI in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
KHYLAR was overpowered by MASKED GUILDMASTER in a 1 minute mismatched match.
KENWYD overpowered TESSHIAN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided struggle.
KHEDRYN handily defeated AYLIA in a action packed 1 minute uneven fight.
BEAULIEU vanquished LAWRENCE THE SOT in a 1 minute uneven duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         WALL OF STEEL     16 -   4 -  0      80  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         SLASHING ATTACK    7 -   3 -  0      70  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         LUNGING ATTACK    12 -   7 -  0      63  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         PARRY-LUNGE        5 -   5 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         STRIKING ATTACK   19 -  22 -  0      46  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         AIMED BLOW         4 -   6 -  0      40  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   2 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         TOTAL PARRY        2 -   5 -  0      29  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         BASHING ATTACK     2 -   5 -  0      29  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 662 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         2  WALL OF STEEL  
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  AIMED BLOW     
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                                                                1  PARRY-STRIKE   

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   LI'L RED 43-3200           65  21  2  285 RIDERS OF THE HOOD (1082)
AIMED BLOW       EVENING STAR 60-8819       28  19  0  216 SUPERIOR FORCES 60 (1080)
WALL OF STEEL    KENWYD 57-3870             75  63  2  208 WRATHMEN (705)
SLASHING ATTACK  KIANA 24-3878              39  33  0  207 WRATHMEN (753)
STRIKING ATTACK  BERWYN 68-5897             46  34  0  198 DRATHANEANS (771)
PARRY-LUNGE      KHYLAR 36-4613             42  22  0  187 WRATHMEN (1072)
PARRY-STRIKE     WELL DON 16-6079           37  25  0  187 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1081)

The overall popularity leader is KENWYD 57-3870.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was LI'L RED 43-3200.  The ten other most popular fighters were EVENING STAR 60-8819, 
KIANA 24-3878, WELL DON 16-6079, BERWYN 68-5897, KENWYD 57-3870, KHEDRYN 24-3955, 
BEAULIEU 41-3057, KHYLAR 36-4613, OHMYGOD 63-2147, and  0-0.

The least popular fighter this week was OHMYGOD 63-2147.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were KHYLAR 36-4613, BEAULIEU 41-3057, KHEDRYN 24-3955, KENWYD 57-3870, 
BERWYN 68-5897, WELL DON 16-6079, KIANA 24-3878, EVENING STAR 60-8819, LI'L RED 
43-3200, and  0-0.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
WILLAF(16)           0  1 0  KATI-TEI(41)         1  0 0  ARADI(60)            1  0 0  
ZORPUNT(24)          1  1 0  VEASTIAN(43)         1  0 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         0  1 0  
JHANS(36)            0  1 0  ANDOR(57)            1  0 0  FIREHOLD(68)         1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 WELL DON 16-6079            37  25  0  187  GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1081)   WILLAF
 KIANA 24-3878               39  33  0  207  WRATHMEN (753)             ZORPUNT
 KHYLAR 36-4613              42  22  0  187  WRATHMEN (1072)            JHANS
 BEAULIEU 41-3057            43  28  0  183  WRATHMEN (737)             KATI-TEI
 LI'L RED 43-3200            65  21  2  285  RIDERS OF THE HOOD (1082)  VEASTIAN
 KENWYD 57-3870              75  63  2  208  WRATHMEN (705)             ANDOR
 EVENING STAR 60-8819        28  19  0  216  SUPERIOR FORCES 60 (1080)  ARADI
 OHMYGOD 63-2147             40  18  1  177  WRATHMEN (1079)            AMEN-TEI
 BERWYN 68-5897              46  34  0  198  DRATHANEANS (771)          FIREHOLD

                             * * * * *   MEMO  * * * * *

From:       The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To:         All Managers

In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's 
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately.  Managers may 
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a 
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission.  Each warrior may have 
up to 15 favorite sayings.  Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch, 
Victory and may be up to 70 characters long.  For any questions, please contact the 
Gladiatorial Commission.