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Date : 02/15/2016 Duedate: 02/27/2016
ANDORAK ARENA
DM 105 TURN 681
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1-RIDERS OF T 43/1082 24 6 0 80.0 WRATHMEN 63/1079
2 THE OPERA 47/1102 1039 664 7 61.0 WRATHMEN XXV 71/1109
DEAD WE SUCK 32/1098 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS 16/1081
DEMONS & DEVILS 7/1087 4 WARCKERS 26/587 1101 1057 12 51.0
SUPERIOR FORCES 8/1088 MONEY PIT 24/1040
SUPERIOR FORCES 40/538 WAR-C-KERS 11/1007
SUPE FORCES 2A02 84/1145 BLACK & BLUE 4/1012
SUPERIOR FORCES 1F 33/815 MONSTER CHILD 63/996
SUPERIOR FORCES 2Y 33/1099 CRYSTAL PALACE 30/1083
SUPERIOR FORCES 5R 29/1097 HAUNTED CASTLE 82/1084
SUPERIOR FORCES 60 60/1080 SECOND CHANCES 33/1018
SUPERIOR FORCES 22T 12/1091 SECOND CHANCES 71/1026
3 WRATHMEN 24/753 473 386 3 55.1 SECOND CHANCES 74/1020
WRATHMEN 57/705 GAMES PEOPLE PLAY 82/839
WRATHMEN 36/1072
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Greetings, Warriors of ANDORAK. Allow this humble servant Novgorodny Vir to
give you a respite from the fights in the form of this Spyreport. Practice pays for
JULIANNE, who pummelled BUTTERHEAD, to pocket 25 points. Win some, lose some.
Speaking of which, SUPERIOR RROSTARR was winsome, after beating SACRIFICE and seeing
it lose 14 points. KENWYD found out that ANDORAK isn't a democracy. You've gotta be
the best to be Duelmaster here! Word has it one team in ANDORAK is taking speech
lessons to try to bore their opponent to death. I'll bet it works.
A Zenmaster once told me, 'Does not the spinning wheel turn? And do not the
little birds cry out?' Any ideas?
Like the wind whispering among the pines, do hearest I many disquieting rumors.
Oh hard! that to strike a flame, the match itself must needs be wasting!
Do not think spyreporting in ANDORAK is the highlight of my life. Keep those
sands bloody and the buzzards fat! Can anything compare to the pleasure of writing
Spyreports for ANDORAK? On that giddy note I take my leave-- Novgorodny Vir
THE KING'S SENTINEL W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BARBARIAN 12-4783 65 72 358 SUPERIOR FORCES 22T (1091) RIZTAB
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ALBINO RAINBOW 11-6238 51 36 2 248 WAR-C-KERS (1007) ARUAK CITY
VIRGINIA'S SECRET 11-6295 41 35 1 247 WAR-C-KERS (1007) ARUAK CITY
POSITIVE 26-3633 142 105 230 WARCKERS (587) CALEAM
KIANA 24-3878 52 39 224 WRATHMEN (753) ZORPUNT
LLUPERIOR 33-6529 71 77 1 222 SUPERIOR FORCES 2Y (1099) NIATOLI ISLAND
DARK CHAMPION 4-5689 48 42 213 BLACK & BLUE (1012) JHELUM
HIDDEN DOOM 82-12390 21 16 1 211 HAUNTED CASTLE (1084) DWES EG
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
KHEDRYN 24-3955 41 16 1 209 WRATHMEN (753) ZORPUNT
KHYLAR 36-4613 54 29 205 WRATHMEN (1072) JHANS
SILENT DOOM 82-12389 21 10 204 HAUNTED CASTLE (1084) DWES EG
ERICKA BEARICKA 63-2461 47 48 200 MONSTER CHILD (996) AMEN-TEI
BALOR 7-5894 41 24 200 DEMONS & DEVILS (1087) BONSUR
EVENING STAR 60-8819 33 33 199 SUPERIOR FORCES 60 (1080) ARADI
OHMYGOD 63-2147 51 23 1 198 WRATHMEN (1079) AMEN-TEI
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
KENWYD 57-3870 88 69 3 195 WRATHMEN (705) ANDOR
-LI'L RED 43-3200 81 22 2 195 RIDERS OF THE HOOD (1082) VEASTIAN
SAVORY 32-4143 86 94 1 193 DEAD WE SUCK (1098) ARVAT
K. CARSON 8-3609 22 9 193 SUPERIOR FORCES (1088) ARKERS
SUPERIOR RROSTARR 33-5465 77 83 190 SUPERIOR FORCES 1F (815) NIATOLI ISLAND
BELA LUGOSI 40-4114 44 49 1 186 SUPERIOR FORCES (538) ZENSU
YOURBAGD FOREVER 47-6968 17 5 184 THE OPERA (1102) NORTH FORK
DREAM CATCHER 74-3177 41 34 1 182 SECOND CHANCES (1020) DAYLA KIV
SHAVED MONKEY 71-5133 37 31 182 SECOND CHANCES (1026) KYR'TERR
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SACRIFICE 82-12669 19 11 1 176 GAMES PEOPLE PLAY (839) DWES EG
WELL DON 16-6079 42 39 172 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1081) WILLAF
-BEACHED WHALE 33-6405 40 26 2 168 SECOND CHANCES (1018) NIATOLI ISLAND
DAEMYN 71-2940 28 15 167 WRATHMEN XXV (1109) KYR'TERR
FURTIVE RETURNS 29-4186 101 244 1 154 SUPERIOR FORCES 5R (1097) LAPUR
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JULIANNE 84-19630 28 34 142 SUPE FORCES 2A02 (1145) BLACKSTONE
SECRET DOOM 82-13973 14 6 1 140 HAUNTED CASTLE (1084) DWES EG
G.I.I.L. 12-5155 34 41 112 SUPERIOR FORCES 22T (1091) RIZTAB
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SNOWY SNOW 30-4597 21 13 85 CRYSTAL PALACE (1083) IAYE
INNY MEANIE 24-4656 19 13 46 MONEY PIT (1040) ZORPUNT
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
INNY MEANIE 24-4656 19 13 0 MONEY PIT 1040 SHINORR 681
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
BARBARIAN bested KENWYD in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Title fight.
BALOR was viciously subdued by VIRGINIA'S SECRET in a action packed 2 minute battle.
ALBINO RAINBOW defeated K. CARSON in a crowd pleasing 2 minute duel.
KIANA devastated SHAVED MONKEY in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
POSITIVE bested SAVORY in a action packed 1 minute brawl.
ERICKA BEARICKA was narrowly defeated by KHYLAR in a exciting 2 minute struggle.
OHMYGOD was unbelievably bested by LLUPERIOR in a action packed 6 minute fight.
DARK CHAMPION vanquished DAEMYN in a 2 minute uneven duel.
BELA LUGOSI was overpowered by SILENT DOOM in a 1 minute uneven duel.
YOURBAGD FOREVER was overpowered by HIDDEN DOOM in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
EVENING STAR savagely defeated WELL DON in a exciting 2 minute brutal fight.
DREAM CATCHER was devastated by KHEDRYN in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
SACRIFICE was luckily beaten by SUPERIOR RROSTARR in a crowd pleasing 2 minute match.
FURTIVE RETURNS unbelievably bested SECRET DOOM in a popular 2 minute conflict.
JULIANNE savagely defeated BUTTERHEAD in a action packed 4 minute gruesome struggle.
G.I.I.L. overpowered SNOWY SNOW in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched brawl.
INNY MEANIE was assassinated by SHINORR in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 13 TOTAL PARRY 16 - 10 - 0 62 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 9 PARRY-LUNGE 6 - 4 - 0 60 |
|TOTAL PARRY 3 WALL OF STEEL 9 - 7 - 0 56 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 AIMED BLOW 60 - 50 - 0 55 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 LUNGING ATTACK 51 - 43 - 0 54 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 SLASHING ATTACK 13 - 13 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-STRIKE 4 - 8 - 1 33 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 STRIKING ATTACK 7 - 19 - 0 27 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|BASHING ATTACK 0 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 681 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 6 - 7 4 AIMED BLOW
TOTAL PARRY 3 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 4 - 5 2 TOTAL PARRY
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 2 LUNGING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 SLASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 0 - 1 1 PARRY-LUNGE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW BARBARIAN 12-4783 65 72 0 358 SUPERIOR FORCES 22T (1091)
TOTAL PARRY POSITIVE 26-3633 142 105 0 230 WARCKERS (587)
SLASHING ATTACK KIANA 24-3878 52 39 0 224 WRATHMEN (753)
LUNGING ATTACK HIDDEN DOOM 82-12390 21 16 1 211 HAUNTED CASTLE (1084)
STRIKING ATTACK KHEDRYN 24-3955 41 16 1 209 WRATHMEN (753)
PARRY-LUNGE KHYLAR 36-4613 54 29 0 205 WRATHMEN (1072)
WALL OF STEEL KENWYD 57-3870 88 69 3 195 WRATHMEN (705)
PARRY-STRIKE WELL DON 16-6079 42 39 0 172 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1081)
The overall popularity leader is FURTIVE RETURNS 29-4186. The most popular warrior
this turn was OHMYGOD 63-2147. The ten other most popular fighters were SECRET DOOM
82-13973, JULIANNE 84-19630, SACRIFICE 82-12669, KIANA 24-3878, BALOR 7-5894,
VIRGINIA'S SECRET 11-6295, ALBINO RAINBOW 11-6238, EVENING STAR 60-8819, K. CARSON
8-3609, and ERICKA BEARICKA 63-2461.
The least popular fighter this week was DREAM CATCHER 74-3177. The other ten least
popular fighters were BELA LUGOSI 40-4114, INNY MEANIE 24-4656, SNOWY SNOW 30-4597,
YOURBAGD FOREVER 47-6968, SILENT DOOM 82-12389, DAEMYN 71-2940, SHAVED MONKEY
71-5133, KENWYD 57-3870, KHEDRYN 24-3955, and WELL DON 16-6079.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
JHELUM(4) 1 0 0 LAPUR(29) 1 0 0 ANDOR(57) 0 1 0
BONSUR(7) 0 1 0 IAYE(30) 0 1 0 ARADI(60) 1 0 0
ARKERS(8) 0 1 0 ARVAT(32) 0 1 0 AMEN-TEI(63) 0 2 0
ARUAK CITY(11) 2 0 0 NIATOLI ISLAND(33) 2 0 0 KYR'TERR(71) 0 2 0
RIZTAB(12) 2 0 0 JHANS(36) 1 0 0 DAYLA KIV(74) 0 1 0
WILLAF(16) 0 1 0 ZENSU(40) 0 1 0 DWES EG(82) 2 2 0
ZORPUNT(24) 2 1 0 NORTH FORK(47) 0 1 0 BLACKSTONE(84) 1 0 0
CALEAM(26) 1 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DARK CHAMPION 4-5689 48 42 0 213 BLACK & BLUE (1012) JHELUM
BALOR 7-5894 41 24 0 200 DEMONS & DEVILS (1087) BONSUR
K. CARSON 8-3609 22 9 0 193 SUPERIOR FORCES (1088) ARKERS
ALBINO RAINBOW 11-6238 51 36 2 248 WAR-C-KERS (1007) ARUAK CITY
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BARBARIAN 12-4783 65 72 0 358 SUPERIOR FORCES 22T (1091) RIZTAB
WELL DON 16-6079 42 39 0 172 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1081) WILLAF
KIANA 24-3878 52 39 0 224 WRATHMEN (753) ZORPUNT
POSITIVE 26-3633 142 105 0 230 WARCKERS (587) CALEAM
FURTIVE RETURNS 29-4186 101 244 1 154 SUPERIOR FORCES 5R (1097) LAPUR
SNOWY SNOW 30-4597 21 13 0 85 CRYSTAL PALACE (1083) IAYE
SAVORY 32-4143 86 94 1 193 DEAD WE SUCK (1098) ARVAT
LLUPERIOR 33-6529 71 77 1 222 SUPERIOR FORCES 2Y (1099) NIATOLI ISLAND
KHYLAR 36-4613 54 29 0 205 WRATHMEN (1072) JHANS
BELA LUGOSI 40-4114 44 49 1 186 SUPERIOR FORCES (538) ZENSU
YOURBAGD FOREVER 47-6968 17 5 0 184 THE OPERA (1102) NORTH FORK
KENWYD 57-3870 88 69 3 195 WRATHMEN (705) ANDOR
EVENING STAR 60-8819 33 33 0 199 SUPERIOR FORCES 60 (1080) ARADI
ERICKA BEARICKA 63-2461 47 48 0 200 MONSTER CHILD (996) AMEN-TEI
SHAVED MONKEY 71-5133 37 31 0 182 SECOND CHANCES (1026) KYR'TERR
DREAM CATCHER 74-3177 41 34 1 182 SECOND CHANCES (1020) DAYLA KIV
HIDDEN DOOM 82-12390 21 16 1 211 HAUNTED CASTLE (1084) DWES EG
JULIANNE 84-19630 28 34 0 142 SUPE FORCES 2A02 (1145) BLACKSTONE
NAME CHANGE-O-RAMA
The crowd was surprisingly orderly, but it was still a crowd, and the Commission
clerk, Algernon, looked at it uneasily. Whenever this many people came together to
petition for something, it meant trouble. For him, anyway. Records to be altered.
Altering records was Bad. It made Extra Work.
His assistant clerk leaned close and whispered, "If it weren't for gladiators, we
wouldn't have jobs. Smile at them and ask what they want."
Algernon closed his eyes briefly. Looking at this crowd made him dizzy. They
were all wearing black and white stripes. Like a herd of zebras, except that zebras
didn't carry swords. Then he took a deep breath and managed a smile. "What... ah,
what can I do for you?"
"We want new names," the first gladiator said. There was a number on the front
of his shirt: 0381. He thumped the number with his thumb. "This here isn't a
name--"
"We want REAL names!" That voice came from farther back in the crowd.
"Yeah! We've paid our dues," another shouted, "and we've EARNED real names!"
One from the very back yelled, "I want to be called Tom."
All the others turned to look at him.
Algernon couldn't see him, but apparently those looks were accusing. Well, he
could understand that, "Tom" was such a... common name.
"My mom called me Tom," the voice in the back protested. "It's a good name."
"It isn't the name you put on the petition," 0381 said. "We talked about this.
We got our manager's agreement. You get the name on the petition."
"But--!"
Algernon didn't really want to keep staring at all these stripes while they
argued. He picked up the petition. "These names are the ones you want?"
0381 turned back. "Yes."
"It's a lot of trouble, and when other people see that YOU are getting name
changes, THEY are going to want them--" Seeing the gladiators beginning to frown...
and finger their weapons, he went on quickly, "So I figure we might as well make it a
complete deal. A Name-Change-O-Rama. Everyone who wants a name change can petition
for it. Get it all over with at once." He glanced at the petition, shuddered
slightly, and passed it to his clerk. "We'll announce it, proclaim it, even, and you
will get the names on this petition. And others will get the names THEY think they
should have had, too." He paused. "And I think I'll get a new name, I'm tired of
being an Algernon...."
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Warrior and team name changes will be accepted during the month of March. If
you have names you want to change, please contact Customer Service. -- RSI