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Date   : 02/15/2016    Duedate: 02/27/2016

ANDORAK ARENA

DM 105    TURN 681

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1-RIDERS OF T 43/1082   24    6   0 80.0      WRATHMEN 63/1079
  2 THE OPERA 47/1102   1039  664   7 61.0      WRATHMEN XXV 71/1109
    DEAD WE SUCK 32/1098                        GARBAGE PAIL KIDS 16/1081
    DEMONS & DEVILS 7/1087                    4 WARCKERS 26/587     1101 1057  12 51.0
    SUPERIOR FORCES 8/1088                      MONEY PIT 24/1040
    SUPERIOR FORCES 40/538                      WAR-C-KERS 11/1007
    SUPE FORCES 2A02 84/1145                    BLACK & BLUE 4/1012
    SUPERIOR FORCES 1F 33/815                   MONSTER CHILD 63/996
    SUPERIOR FORCES 2Y 33/1099                  CRYSTAL PALACE 30/1083
    SUPERIOR FORCES 5R 29/1097                  HAUNTED CASTLE 82/1084
    SUPERIOR FORCES 60 60/1080                  SECOND CHANCES 33/1018
    SUPERIOR FORCES 22T 12/1091                 SECOND CHANCES 71/1026
  3 WRATHMEN 24/753      473  386   3 55.1      SECOND CHANCES 74/1020
    WRATHMEN 57/705                             GAMES PEOPLE PLAY 82/839
    WRATHMEN 36/1072

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Greetings, Warriors of ANDORAK.  Allow this humble servant Novgorodny Vir to 
give you a respite from the fights in the form of this Spyreport.  Practice pays for 
JULIANNE, who pummelled BUTTERHEAD, to pocket 25 points.  Win some, lose some.  
Speaking of which, SUPERIOR RROSTARR was winsome, after beating SACRIFICE and seeing 
it lose 14 points.  KENWYD found out that ANDORAK isn't a democracy.  You've gotta be 
the best to be Duelmaster here!  Word has it one team in ANDORAK is taking speech 
lessons to try to bore their opponent to death.  I'll bet it works.   
     A Zenmaster once told me, 'Does not the spinning wheel turn?  And do not the 
little birds cry out?'  Any ideas?   
     Like the wind whispering among the pines, do hearest I many disquieting rumors.  
Oh hard!  that to strike a flame, the match itself must needs be wasting!   
     Do not think spyreporting in ANDORAK is the highlight of my life.  Keep those 
sands bloody and the buzzards fat!  Can anything compare to the pleasure of writing 
Spyreports for ANDORAK?  On that giddy note I take my leave-- Novgorodny Vir  

THE KING'S SENTINEL            W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BARBARIAN 12-4783            65  72     358  SUPERIOR FORCES 22T (1091) RIZTAB

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ALBINO RAINBOW 11-6238       51  36  2  248  WAR-C-KERS (1007)          ARUAK CITY
 VIRGINIA'S SECRET 11-6295    41  35  1  247  WAR-C-KERS (1007)          ARUAK CITY
 POSITIVE 26-3633            142 105     230  WARCKERS (587)             CALEAM
 KIANA 24-3878                52  39     224  WRATHMEN (753)             ZORPUNT
 LLUPERIOR 33-6529            71  77  1  222  SUPERIOR FORCES 2Y (1099)  NIATOLI ISLAND
 DARK CHAMPION 4-5689         48  42     213  BLACK & BLUE (1012)        JHELUM
 HIDDEN DOOM 82-12390         21  16  1  211  HAUNTED CASTLE (1084)      DWES EG

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KHEDRYN 24-3955              41  16  1  209  WRATHMEN (753)             ZORPUNT
 KHYLAR 36-4613               54  29     205  WRATHMEN (1072)            JHANS
 SILENT DOOM 82-12389         21  10     204  HAUNTED CASTLE (1084)      DWES EG
 ERICKA BEARICKA 63-2461      47  48     200  MONSTER CHILD (996)        AMEN-TEI
 BALOR 7-5894                 41  24     200  DEMONS & DEVILS (1087)     BONSUR
 EVENING STAR 60-8819         33  33     199  SUPERIOR FORCES 60 (1080)  ARADI
 OHMYGOD 63-2147              51  23  1  198  WRATHMEN (1079)            AMEN-TEI

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KENWYD 57-3870               88  69  3  195  WRATHMEN (705)             ANDOR
-LI'L RED 43-3200             81  22  2  195  RIDERS OF THE HOOD (1082)  VEASTIAN
 SAVORY 32-4143               86  94  1  193  DEAD WE SUCK (1098)        ARVAT
 K. CARSON 8-3609             22   9     193  SUPERIOR FORCES (1088)     ARKERS
 SUPERIOR RROSTARR 33-5465    77  83     190  SUPERIOR FORCES 1F (815)   NIATOLI ISLAND
 BELA LUGOSI 40-4114          44  49  1  186  SUPERIOR FORCES (538)      ZENSU
 YOURBAGD FOREVER 47-6968     17   5     184  THE OPERA (1102)           NORTH FORK
 DREAM CATCHER 74-3177        41  34  1  182  SECOND CHANCES (1020)      DAYLA KIV
 SHAVED MONKEY 71-5133        37  31     182  SECOND CHANCES (1026)      KYR'TERR

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SACRIFICE 82-12669           19  11  1  176  GAMES PEOPLE PLAY (839)    DWES EG
 WELL DON 16-6079             42  39     172  GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1081)   WILLAF
-BEACHED WHALE 33-6405        40  26  2  168  SECOND CHANCES (1018)      NIATOLI ISLAND
 DAEMYN 71-2940               28  15     167  WRATHMEN XXV (1109)        KYR'TERR
 FURTIVE RETURNS 29-4186     101 244  1  154  SUPERIOR FORCES 5R (1097)  LAPUR

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JULIANNE 84-19630            28  34     142  SUPE FORCES 2A02 (1145)    BLACKSTONE
 SECRET DOOM 82-13973         14   6  1  140  HAUNTED CASTLE (1084)      DWES EG
 G.I.I.L. 12-5155             34  41     112  SUPERIOR FORCES 22T (1091) RIZTAB

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SNOWY SNOW 30-4597           21  13      85  CRYSTAL PALACE (1083)      IAYE
 INNY MEANIE 24-4656          19  13      46  MONEY PIT (1040)           ZORPUNT

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN
INNY MEANIE 24-4656       19  13  0 MONEY PIT 1040         SHINORR                   681

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BARBARIAN bested KENWYD in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Title fight.
BALOR was viciously subdued by VIRGINIA'S SECRET in a action packed 2 minute battle.
ALBINO RAINBOW defeated K. CARSON in a crowd pleasing 2 minute duel.
KIANA devastated SHAVED MONKEY in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
POSITIVE bested SAVORY in a action packed 1 minute brawl.
ERICKA BEARICKA was narrowly defeated by KHYLAR in a exciting 2 minute struggle.
OHMYGOD was unbelievably bested by LLUPERIOR in a action packed 6 minute fight.
DARK CHAMPION vanquished DAEMYN in a 2 minute uneven duel.
BELA LUGOSI was overpowered by SILENT DOOM in a 1 minute uneven duel.
YOURBAGD FOREVER was overpowered by HIDDEN DOOM in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
EVENING STAR savagely defeated WELL DON in a exciting 2 minute brutal fight.
DREAM CATCHER was devastated by KHEDRYN in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
SACRIFICE was luckily beaten by SUPERIOR RROSTARR in a crowd pleasing 2 minute match.
FURTIVE RETURNS unbelievably bested SECRET DOOM in a popular 2 minute conflict.
JULIANNE savagely defeated BUTTERHEAD in a action packed 4 minute gruesome struggle.
G.I.I.L. overpowered SNOWY SNOW in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched brawl.
INNY MEANIE was assassinated by SHINORR in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      13         TOTAL PARRY       16 -  10 -  0      62  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   9         PARRY-LUNGE        6 -   4 -  0      60  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         WALL OF STEEL      9 -   7 -  0      56  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         AIMED BLOW        60 -  50 -  0      55  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         LUNGING ATTACK    51 -  43 -  0      54  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         SLASHING ATTACK   13 -  13 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-STRIKE       4 -   8 -  1      33  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         STRIKING ATTACK    7 -  19 -  0      27  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         BASHING ATTACK     0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 681 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         6 -  7         4  AIMED BLOW     
TOTAL PARRY        3 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  5         2  TOTAL PARRY    
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1         1  PARRY-LUNGE    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       BARBARIAN 12-4783          65  72  0  358 SUPERIOR FORCES 22T (1091)
TOTAL PARRY      POSITIVE 26-3633          142 105  0  230 WARCKERS (587)
SLASHING ATTACK  KIANA 24-3878              52  39  0  224 WRATHMEN (753)
LUNGING ATTACK   HIDDEN DOOM 82-12390       21  16  1  211 HAUNTED CASTLE (1084)
STRIKING ATTACK  KHEDRYN 24-3955            41  16  1  209 WRATHMEN (753)
PARRY-LUNGE      KHYLAR 36-4613             54  29  0  205 WRATHMEN (1072)
WALL OF STEEL    KENWYD 57-3870             88  69  3  195 WRATHMEN (705)
PARRY-STRIKE     WELL DON 16-6079           42  39  0  172 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1081)

The overall popularity leader is FURTIVE RETURNS 29-4186.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was OHMYGOD 63-2147.  The ten other most popular fighters were SECRET DOOM 
82-13973, JULIANNE 84-19630, SACRIFICE 82-12669, KIANA 24-3878, BALOR 7-5894, 
VIRGINIA'S SECRET 11-6295, ALBINO RAINBOW 11-6238, EVENING STAR 60-8819, K. CARSON 
8-3609, and ERICKA BEARICKA 63-2461.

The least popular fighter this week was DREAM CATCHER 74-3177.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were BELA LUGOSI 40-4114, INNY MEANIE 24-4656, SNOWY SNOW 30-4597, 
YOURBAGD FOREVER 47-6968, SILENT DOOM 82-12389, DAEMYN 71-2940, SHAVED MONKEY 
71-5133, KENWYD 57-3870, KHEDRYN 24-3955, and WELL DON 16-6079.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
JHELUM(4)            1  0 0  LAPUR(29)            1  0 0  ANDOR(57)            0  1 0  
BONSUR(7)            0  1 0  IAYE(30)             0  1 0  ARADI(60)            1  0 0  
ARKERS(8)            0  1 0  ARVAT(32)            0  1 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         0  2 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       2  0 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   2  0 0  KYR'TERR(71)         0  2 0  
RIZTAB(12)           2  0 0  JHANS(36)            1  0 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        0  1 0  
WILLAF(16)           0  1 0  ZENSU(40)            0  1 0  DWES EG(82)          2  2 0  
ZORPUNT(24)          2  1 0  NORTH FORK(47)       0  1 0  BLACKSTONE(84)       1  0 0  
CALEAM(26)           1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DARK CHAMPION 4-5689        48  42  0  213  BLACK & BLUE (1012)        JHELUM
 BALOR 7-5894                41  24  0  200  DEMONS & DEVILS (1087)     BONSUR
 K. CARSON 8-3609            22   9  0  193  SUPERIOR FORCES (1088)     ARKERS
 ALBINO RAINBOW 11-6238      51  36  2  248  WAR-C-KERS (1007)          ARUAK CITY

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BARBARIAN 12-4783           65  72  0  358  SUPERIOR FORCES 22T (1091) RIZTAB
 WELL DON 16-6079            42  39  0  172  GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1081)   WILLAF
 KIANA 24-3878               52  39  0  224  WRATHMEN (753)             ZORPUNT
 POSITIVE 26-3633           142 105  0  230  WARCKERS (587)             CALEAM
 FURTIVE RETURNS 29-4186    101 244  1  154  SUPERIOR FORCES 5R (1097)  LAPUR
 SNOWY SNOW 30-4597          21  13  0   85  CRYSTAL PALACE (1083)      IAYE
 SAVORY 32-4143              86  94  1  193  DEAD WE SUCK (1098)        ARVAT
 LLUPERIOR 33-6529           71  77  1  222  SUPERIOR FORCES 2Y (1099)  NIATOLI ISLAND
 KHYLAR 36-4613              54  29  0  205  WRATHMEN (1072)            JHANS
 BELA LUGOSI 40-4114         44  49  1  186  SUPERIOR FORCES (538)      ZENSU
 YOURBAGD FOREVER 47-6968    17   5  0  184  THE OPERA (1102)           NORTH FORK
 KENWYD 57-3870              88  69  3  195  WRATHMEN (705)             ANDOR
 EVENING STAR 60-8819        33  33  0  199  SUPERIOR FORCES 60 (1080)  ARADI
 ERICKA BEARICKA 63-2461     47  48  0  200  MONSTER CHILD (996)        AMEN-TEI
 SHAVED MONKEY 71-5133       37  31  0  182  SECOND CHANCES (1026)      KYR'TERR
 DREAM CATCHER 74-3177       41  34  1  182  SECOND CHANCES (1020)      DAYLA KIV
 HIDDEN DOOM 82-12390        21  16  1  211  HAUNTED CASTLE (1084)      DWES EG
 JULIANNE 84-19630           28  34  0  142  SUPE FORCES 2A02 (1145)    BLACKSTONE

                                NAME CHANGE-O-RAMA

     The crowd was surprisingly orderly, but it was still a crowd, and the Commission 
clerk, Algernon, looked at it uneasily.  Whenever this many people came together to 
petition for something, it meant trouble.  For him, anyway.  Records to be altered.  
Altering records was Bad.  It made Extra Work.
     His assistant clerk leaned close and whispered, "If it weren't for gladiators, we 
wouldn't have jobs.  Smile at them and ask what they want."
     Algernon closed his eyes briefly.  Looking at this crowd made him dizzy.  They 
were all wearing black and white stripes.  Like a herd of zebras, except that zebras 
didn't carry swords.  Then he took a deep breath and managed a smile.  "What... ah, 
what can I do for you?"
     "We want new names," the first gladiator said.  There was a number on the front 
of his shirt:  0381.  He thumped the number with his thumb.  "This here isn't a 
name--"
     "We want REAL names!"  That voice came from farther back in the crowd.
     "Yeah!  We've paid our dues," another shouted, "and we've EARNED real names!"
     One from the very back yelled, "I want to be called Tom."
     All the others turned to look at him.
     Algernon couldn't see him, but apparently those looks were accusing.  Well, he 
could understand that, "Tom" was such a... common name.
     "My mom called me Tom," the voice in the back protested.  "It's a good name."
     "It isn't the name you put on the petition," 0381 said.  "We talked about this.  
We got our manager's agreement.  You get the name on the petition."
     "But--!"
     Algernon didn't really want to keep staring at all these stripes while they 
argued.  He picked up the petition.  "These names are the ones you want?"
     0381 turned back.  "Yes."
     "It's a lot of trouble, and when other people see that YOU are getting name 
changes, THEY are going to want them--"  Seeing the gladiators beginning to frown... 
and finger their weapons, he went on quickly, "So I figure we might as well make it a 
complete deal.  A Name-Change-O-Rama.  Everyone who wants a name change can petition 
for it.  Get it all over with at once."  He glanced at the petition, shuddered 
slightly, and passed it to his clerk.  "We'll announce it, proclaim it, even, and you 
will get the names on this petition.  And others will get the names THEY think they 
should have had, too."  He paused.  "And I think I'll get a new name, I'm tired of 
being an Algernon...."

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     Warrior and team name changes will be accepted during the month of March.  If 
you have names you want to change, please contact Customer Service. -- RSI