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Date   : 08/01/2016    Duedate: 08/13/2016

ANDORAK ARENA

DM 105    TURN 690

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 DEAD WE SUC 32/1098 1084  733   7 59.7      DEMON LORE 4/1012
    SUPERIOR FORCES 8/1088                      MONEY PIT 24/1040
    SUPERIOR FORCES 40/538                      WAR-C-KERS 11/1007
    SUPE FORCES 2A02 84/1145                    INCARNATIONS 52/711
    SUPERIOR FORCES 1F 33/815                   WAR SEEKERS 97/1015
    SUPERIOR FORCES 2Y 33/1099                  MONSTER CHILD 63/996
    SUPERIOR FORCES 5R 29/1097                  WAR SEEKERS' 97/1085
    SUPERIOR FORCES 60 60/1080                  BOOK OF THOMAS 15/1151
    SUPERIOR FORCES Y3 71/1110                  CRYSTAL PALACE 30/1083
    SUPERIOR FORCES 22T 12/1091                 HAUNTED CASTLE 82/1084
  2 WRATHMEN 41/737      496  411   4 54.7      SECOND CHANCES 71/1026
    WRATHMEN 36/1072                            SECOND CHANCES 74/1020
    WRATHMEN 63/1079                            SECOND CHANCES 75/1021
    WRATHMEN XIV 71/1074                        SHERWOOD FOREST 26/1153
    GARBAGE PAIL KIDS 16/1081                   GAMES PEOPLE PLAY 82/839
  3 WARCKERS 26/587     1180 1110  14 51.5    4-LIVING LARG 14/1152   15   18   0 45.5

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Greetings, warriors of ANDORAK!  Once again I've been called out of retirement 
for my abilities and insights into Spyreporting.  What's with JULIANNE?  She actually 
beat WRATHMEN's BEAULIEU, and walked away with 29 more points from the fight.  Laughs 
were big at SUPE FORCES 2A02 while they watched JULIANNE clobber BEAULIEU.  He lost 
24 points and got bruised from objects thrown from the stands.  Try as he might, BELA 
LUGOSI wasn't good enough at persuading KHYLAR to step down from the Duelmaster's 
throne...  Wouldn't it be nice to have live subjects to practice on?  I hear some 
team is looking into the uses of convicted prisoners.   
     No matter the time or place, men will always duel.   
     A fighter's lot is filled with strife, revenge, and killing.  Some fighters 
don't accept this.  The best do.  Many a warrior has met his fate in a hungover 
stupor.  You young rapscallions, take note!   
     Many other cities have retirement homes for aged warriors.  Any plans here?  All 
work and no play makes Olaf a dull fighter.  Work and play no fighter dull Olaf.  
Olaffighterwork and no play.  I don't want to overstay my welcome...-- Olaf Modeen  

THE KING'S SENTINEL            W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KHYLAR 36-4613               62  30  0  299  WRATHMEN (1072)            JHANS

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 POSITIVE 26-3633            150 106  0  257  WARCKERS (587)             CALEAM
-REAL GUANO 75-3088           54  26  2  252  SECOND CHANCES (1021)      JADE MOUNTAIN
 SHAVED MONKEY 71-5133        45  32  0  237  SECOND CHANCES (1026)      KYR'TERR
-MARS 52-2609                106  73  0  232  INCARNATIONS (711)         FRATSFA
 BARBARIAN 12-4783            71  75  0  227  SUPERIOR FORCES 22T (1091) RIZTAB
 ALBINO RAINBOW 11-6238       59  37  2  225  WAR-C-KERS (1007)          ARUAK CITY
-SACRIFICE 82-12669           24  13  2  224  GAMES PEOPLE PLAY (839)    DWES EG
 B'ZIADUL 71-3311             56  41  1  213  WRATHMEN XIV (1074)        KYR'TERR

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SAVORY 32-4143               88 101  1  207  DEAD WE SUCK (1098)        ARVAT
 ERICKA BEARICKA 63-2461      53  51  0  206  MONSTER CHILD (996)        AMEN-TEI
 FURTIVE RETURNS 29-4186     107 247  1  202  SUPERIOR FORCES 5R (1097)  LAPUR
 BELA LUGOSI 40-4114          47  55  1  198  SUPERIOR FORCES (538)      ZENSU

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-SILENT DOOM 82-12389         24  13  0  198  HAUNTED CASTLE (1084)      DWES EG
 LLUPERIOR 33-6529            75  82  1  197  SUPERIOR FORCES 2Y (1099)  NIATOLI ISLAND
 OHMYGOD 63-2147              56  27  1  196  WRATHMEN (1079)            AMEN-TEI
 EVENING STAR 60-8819         36  39  0  191  SUPERIOR FORCES 60 (1080)  ARADI
 NAKED TRUTH 15-5162          42  36  1  190  BOOK OF THOMAS (1151)      MALCORN
 K. CARSON 8-3609             24  16  0  190  SUPERIOR FORCES (1088)     ARKERS
-HIDDEN DOOM 82-12390         25  19  1  189  HAUNTED CASTLE (1084)      DWES EG
 DARK CHAMPION 4-5689         52  47  0  186  DEMON LORE (1012)          JHELUM
 SUPERIOR RROSTARR 33-5465    78  91  0  185  SUPERIOR FORCES 1F (815)   NIATOLI ISLAND

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-SECRET DOOM 82-13973         17  10  2  175  HAUNTED CASTLE (1084)      DWES EG
-DREAM CATCHER 74-3177        44  38  1  173  SECOND CHANCES (1020)      DAYLA KIV
 G.I.I.L. 12-5155             37  47  0  172  SUPERIOR FORCES 22T (1091) RIZTAB
 WELL DON 16-6079             45  45  1  169  GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1081)   WILLAF
 JULIANNE 84-19630            30  41  0  167  SUPE FORCES 2A02 (1145)    BLACKSTONE
 BEAULIEU 41-3057             48  41  0  152  WRATHMEN (737)             KATI-TEI

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-MERCURY RISING 97-1378       15  19  4  149  WAR SEEKERS (1015)         SHADOW GROVE

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SIF 71-3925                  16  14  0   96  SUPERIOR FORCES Y3 (1110)  KYR'TERR
-MERCURY'S SPIRIT 97-2218     14  11  5   92  WAR SEEKERS' (1085)        SHADOW GROVE

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-SNOWY SNOW 30-4597           23  18  0   73  CRYSTAL PALACE (1083)      IAYE
 INNY MEANIE 24-4656          23  18  0   73  MONEY PIT (1040)           ZORPUNT
-SAPPER 26-4243               15  11  2   63  SHERWOOD FOREST (1153)     CALEAM
-DE DE MAO 26-4397            17   9  2   57  SHERWOOD FOREST (1153)     CALEAM
-MANSION 14-4897              17   8  0   49  LIVING LARGE (1152)        TOBIR
-YUCKY TUCKY 26-4460          16   8  1   49  SHERWOOD FOREST (1153)     CALEAM

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

KHYLAR devastated BELA LUGOSI in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
ALBINO RAINBOW vanquished LLUPERIOR in a exciting 2 minute gory uneven battle.
SHAVED MONKEY vanquished SUPERIOR RROSTARR in a popular 2 minute mismatched brawl.
POSITIVE subdued MASKED GUILDMASTER in a crowd pleasing 2 minute competition.
SAVORY won victory over DARK CHAMPION in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal fight.
FURTIVE RETURNS viciously subdued NAKED TRUTH in a popular 3 minute competition.
OHMYGOD was viciously subdued by BARBARIAN in a action packed 4 minute gruesome duel.
ERICKA BEARICKA overpowered G.I.I.L. in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
B'ZIADUL overpowered K. CARSON in a popular 1 minute uneven match.
WELL DON was overpowered by EVENING STAR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided match.
BEAULIEU was overcome by JULIANNE in a exciting 1 minute contest.
INNY MEANIE was demolished by SIF in a 2 minute one-sided brawl.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      12         PARRY-LUNGE       14 -   4 -  0      78  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         TOTAL PARRY       16 -  14 -  0      53  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         LUNGING ATTACK    48 -  45 -  2      52  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         AIMED BLOW        65 -  64 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         WALL OF STEEL      3 -   5 -  0      38  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         STRIKING ATTACK    9 -  17 -  0      35  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-STRIKE       4 -   8 -  1      33  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         SLASHING ATTACK    4 -   8 -  0      33  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         BASHING ATTACK     0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 690 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  0     TOTAL PARRY        1 -  2         5  AIMED BLOW     
AIMED BLOW         7 -  5     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  2     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  0     
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0     
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-LUNGE      KHYLAR 36-4613             62  30  0  299 WRATHMEN (1072)
TOTAL PARRY      POSITIVE 26-3633          150 106  0  257 WARCKERS (587)
AIMED BLOW       SHAVED MONKEY 71-5133      45  32  0  237 SECOND CHANCES (1026)
LUNGING ATTACK   B'ZIADUL 71-3311           56  41  1  213 WRATHMEN XIV (1074)
PARRY-STRIKE     WELL DON 16-6079           45  45  1  169 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1081)
WALL OF STEEL    BEAULIEU 41-3057           48  41  0  152 WRATHMEN (737)

The overall popularity leader is FURTIVE RETURNS 29-4186.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was ALBINO RAINBOW 11-6238.  The ten other most popular fighters were NAKED 
TRUTH 15-5162, BARBARIAN 12-4783, SHAVED MONKEY 71-5133, SAVORY 32-4143, FURTIVE 
RETURNS 29-4186, OHMYGOD 63-2147, POSITIVE 26-3633, ERICKA BEARICKA 63-2461, JULIANNE 
84-19630, and INNY MEANIE 24-4656.

The least popular fighter this week was BELA LUGOSI 40-4114.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were WELL DON 16-6079, K. CARSON 8-3609, DARK CHAMPION 4-5689, 
BEAULIEU 41-3057, G.I.I.L. 12-5155, SUPERIOR RROSTARR 33-5465, KHYLAR 36-4613, 
EVENING STAR 60-8819, B'ZIADUL 71-3311, and LLUPERIOR 33-6529.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
JHELUM(4)            0  1 0  ZORPUNT(24)          0  1 0  ZENSU(40)            0  1 0  
ARKERS(8)            0  1 0  CALEAM(26)           1  0 0  KATI-TEI(41)         0  1 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       1  0 0  LAPUR(29)            1  0 0  ARADI(60)            1  0 0  
RIZTAB(12)           1  1 0  ARVAT(32)            1  0 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         1  1 0  
MALCORN(15)          0  1 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   0  2 0  KYR'TERR(71)         3  0 0  
WILLAF(16)           0  1 0  JHANS(36)            1  0 0  BLACKSTONE(84)       1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DARK CHAMPION 4-5689        52  47  0  186  DEMON LORE (1012)          JHELUM
 K. CARSON 8-3609            24  16  0  190  SUPERIOR FORCES (1088)     ARKERS
 ALBINO RAINBOW 11-6238      59  37  2  225  WAR-C-KERS (1007)          ARUAK CITY
 BARBARIAN 12-4783           71  75  0  227  SUPERIOR FORCES 22T (1091) RIZTAB
 NAKED TRUTH 15-5162         42  36  1  190  BOOK OF THOMAS (1151)      MALCORN
 WELL DON 16-6079            45  45  1  169  GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1081)   WILLAF
 INNY MEANIE 24-4656         23  18  0   73  MONEY PIT (1040)           ZORPUNT

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 POSITIVE 26-3633           150 106  0  257  WARCKERS (587)             CALEAM
 FURTIVE RETURNS 29-4186    107 247  1  202  SUPERIOR FORCES 5R (1097)  LAPUR
 SAVORY 32-4143              88 101  1  207  DEAD WE SUCK (1098)        ARVAT
 LLUPERIOR 33-6529           75  82  1  197  SUPERIOR FORCES 2Y (1099)  NIATOLI ISLAND
 KHYLAR 36-4613              62  30  0  299  WRATHMEN (1072)            JHANS
 BELA LUGOSI 40-4114         47  55  1  198  SUPERIOR FORCES (538)      ZENSU
 BEAULIEU 41-3057            48  41  0  152  WRATHMEN (737)             KATI-TEI
 EVENING STAR 60-8819        36  39  0  191  SUPERIOR FORCES 60 (1080)  ARADI
 ERICKA BEARICKA 63-2461     53  51  0  206  MONSTER CHILD (996)        AMEN-TEI
 SHAVED MONKEY 71-5133       45  32  0  237  SECOND CHANCES (1026)      KYR'TERR
 JULIANNE 84-19630           30  41  0  167  SUPE FORCES 2A02 (1145)    BLACKSTONE

                                CHALLENGES AND AVOIDS

To clarify:  You issue Challenges to warriors, but Avoid teams.  
To Challenge, write that warrior's name and ID# in the space provided. 
To Avoid, write the team's name and Team ID in that space. 
Make sure you include the ID!

                             * * * * *   MEMO  * * * * *

From:       The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To:         All Managers

In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's 
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately.  Managers may 
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a 
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission.  Each warrior may have 
up to 15 favorite sayings.  Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch, 
Victory and may be up to 70 characters long.  For any questions, please contact the 
Gladiatorial Commission.