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Date   : 10/10/2016    Duedate: 10/22/2016

ANDORAK ARENA

DM 105    TURN 695

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 THE OPERA 47/1102   1100  772   7 58.8      WRATHMEN 36/1072
    DEAD WE SUCK 32/1098                        WRATHMEN 63/1079
    SUPERIOR FORCES 8/1088                      WRATHMEN XIV 71/1074
    SUPERIOR FORCES 40/538                      WRATHMEN XXV 71/1109
    SUPE FORCES 2A02 84/1145                    GARBAGE PAIL KIDS 16/1081
    SUPERIOR FORCES 1F 33/815                 3 WARCKERS 26/587     1203 1122  14 51.7
    SUPERIOR FORCES 2Y 33/1099                  DEMON LORE 4/1012
    SUPERIOR FORCES 5R 29/1097                  MONEY PIT 24/1040
    SUPERIOR FORCES 60 60/1080                  WAR-C-KERS 11/1007
    SUPERIOR FORCES Y3 71/1110                  MONSTER CHILD 63/996
    SUPERIOR FORCES 22T 12/1091                 BOOK OF THOMAS 15/1151
  2 WRATHMEN 24/753      515  419   4 55.1      SECOND CHANCES 71/1026
    WRATHMEN 41/737

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Got me a "you gotta be kidding" moment here.  I strolled into the office and a 
dude asked me, "You here to work?"  And I said yes, because it was true.  I'm the 
janitor and I come in once a month to clean.  Somebody's got to do it.  I don't know 
how the place gets to be such a mess, since no one spy reports here.  My guess is wild 
parties after hours, but it's just a guess because nobody invites me.
     Anyway, this dude handed me a wad of papers and said, "Do a spy report."
     Excuse me?  I don't know spy reports from, well, anything.  But when the dude 
went out, he locked the door behind him.  So it looks like I'm here till I get 
something done for this spy report.
     So, I don't know what half these papers are about.  The blank ones are easiest.  
No challenges, no avoids.  It looks like four standbys in fourteen fights.  Lots of 
people--managers, you know--not paying attention here.  Couldn't you at least PRETEND?

So, um, the fights:
     KHYLAR (36-4613) (66-30-0,380) of WRATHMEN fought POSITIVE (26-3633) (153-107-
0,212) of WARCKERS.  KHYLAR viciously subdued POSITIVE in a 3 minute bloody Title 
fight.  Apparently Khylar does this repeatedly?
     NAKED TRUTH (15-5162) (46-36-1,217) of BOOK OF THOMAS fought BARBARIAN (12-4783) 
(74-76-0,209) of SUPERIOR FORCES 22T.  NAKED TRUTH was vanquished by BARBARIAN in a 
exciting 1 minute uneven battle.  Naked Truth was exciting, we don't see that often.  
The fight, not so much.
     SAVORY (32-4143) (89-104-1,224) of DEAD WE SUCK fought BEAULIEU (41-3057) (52-41-
0,206) of WRATHMEN.  SAVORY was overpowered by BEAULIEU in a 1 minute mismatched duel.  
I'm not a big fight fan, but I kinda like the Wrathmen.  Always something to watch, 
you know?
     DARK CHAMPION (4-5689) (55-48-0,205) of DEMON LORE fought JULIANNE (84-19630) 
(30-45-0,175) of SUPE FORCES 2A02.  DARK CHAMPION devastated JULIANNE in a exciting 1 
minute one-sided fight.  Well, you know, those Dark Champion types like to win a LOT, 
and if you don't let 'em do it, there is TROUBLE.
     LLUPERIOR (33-6529) (76-85-1,182) of SUPERIOR FORCES 2Y fought OHMYGOD (63-2147) 
(58-29-1,187) of WRATHMEN.  LLUPERIOR was viciously subdued by OHMYGOD in a action 
packed 4 minute gory brawl.  I've seen worse fights.
     KIANA (24-3878) (53-41-0,191) of WRATHMEN fought G.I.I.L. (12-5155) (37-51-0,165) 
of SUPERIOR FORCES 22T.  KIANA devastated G.I.I.L. in a crowd pleasing 1 minute 
mismatched match.  Somehow it just doesn't seem RIGHT for a woman, a pretty girl, 
really, to be doing this.  My sister never would've done this.
     BELA LUGOSI (40-4114) (49-57-1,192) of SUPERIOR FORCES fought ERICKA BEARICKA 
(63-2461) (56-52-0,194) of MONSTER CHILD.  BELA LUGOSI was defeated by ERICKA BEARICKA 
in a action packed 3 minute melee.  They tell me this Bela is a guy?  I don't get 
that.
     SCOMSSS'S NIGHTMARE (47-6934) (44-15-0,192) of THE OPERA fought SHAVED MONKEY 
(71-5133) (48-33-0,209) of SECOND CHANCES.  SCOMSSS'S NIGHTMARE vanquished SHAVED 
MONKEY in a 1 minute uneven duel.  Scomsss's got 22 points for it.  Is that good?
     EVENING STAR (60-8819) (36-43-0,203) of SUPERIOR FORCES 60 fought JIMI (105-27) 
(0-0-0,240) of Stalwart Standbys.  EVENING STAR was overpowered by JIMI in a popular 3 
minute gory uneven duel.  They tell me that's kind of a bad sign.  Don't ask ME.
     B'ZIADUL (71-3311) (59-42-1,198) of WRATHMEN XIV fought ALBINO RAINBOW (11-6238) 
(61-39-2,205) of WAR-C-KERS.  B'ZIADUL savagely defeated ALBINO RAINBOW in a popular 2 
minute gory melee.  Savagely, it says.  Ha.  You don't know savage till you've gotten 
in an argument with my sister.
     WELL DON (16-6079) (46-48-1,185) of GARBAGE PAIL KIDS fought FURTIVE RETURNS (29-
4186) (107-251-1,176) of SUPERIOR FORCES 5R.  WELL DON was demolished by FURTIVE 
RETURNS in a 1 minute mismatched match.  Don lost 15 points.  Does that put him out of 
range for a return engagement?
     DAEMYN (71-2940) (29-17-0,162) of WRATHMEN XXV fought K. CARSON (8-3609) (25-19-
0,177) of SUPERIOR FORCES.  DAEMYN was demolished by K. CARSON in a popular 1 minute 
mismatched match.  Oooh-kay.
     SIF (71-3925) (19-15-0,116) of SUPERIOR FORCES Y3 fought TARIN SHARPEYES (105-3) 
(0-0-0,100) of Stalwart Standbys.  SIF handily defeated TARIN SHARPEYES in a 1 minute 
one-sided conflict.  This is the way it's supposed to go.  At least, that's what they 
tell me.
     INNY MEANIE (24-4656) (25-20-0,85) of MONEY PIT fought OHRLAM (105-2) (0-0-0,60) 
of Stalwart Standbys.  INNY MEANIE won victory over OHRLAM in a crowd pleasing 1 
minute bout.  Did you notice that Ohrlam was in his owl suit?  Kinda cute, isn't he.

     For a last note, Alarond the Scribe seems amazed that Andorak has more 
dishwashers than fighters.  Well, of course.  What did you expect?  Us Andorians like 
things CLEAN.

                                          -- Fred

THE KING'S SENTINEL            W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KHYLAR 36-4613               67  30  0  409  WRATHMEN (1072)            JHANS

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BARBARIAN 12-4783            75  76  0  225  SUPERIOR FORCES 22T (1091) RIZTAB
 B'ZIADUL 71-3311             60  42  1  218  WRATHMEN XIV (1074)        KYR'TERR
 BEAULIEU 41-3057             53  41  0  216  WRATHMEN (737)             KATI-TEI
 SCOMSSS'S NIGHTMARE 47-6934  45  15  0  214  THE OPERA (1102)           NORTH FORK

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DARK CHAMPION 4-5689         56  48  0  210  DEMON LORE (1012)          JHELUM
 POSITIVE 26-3633            153 108  0  205  WARCKERS (587)             CALEAM
 ERICKA BEARICKA 63-2461      57  52  0  201  MONSTER CHILD (996)        AMEN-TEI
 ALBINO RAINBOW 11-6238       61  40  2  200  WAR-C-KERS (1007)          ARUAK CITY
 KIANA 24-3878                54  41  0  195  WRATHMEN (753)             ZORPUNT
 OHMYGOD 63-2147              59  29  1  194  WRATHMEN (1079)            AMEN-TEI
 SHAVED MONKEY 71-5133        48  34  0  194  SECOND CHANCES (1026)      KYR'TERR
 SAVORY 32-4143               89 105  1  193  DEAD WE SUCK (1098)        ARVAT
 FURTIVE RETURNS 29-4186     108 251  1  192  SUPERIOR FORCES 5R (1097)  LAPUR
 EVENING STAR 60-8819         36  44  0  191  SUPERIOR FORCES 60 (1080)  ARADI
 BELA LUGOSI 40-4114          49  58  1  190  SUPERIOR FORCES (538)      ZENSU
 NAKED TRUTH 15-5162          46  37  1  190  BOOK OF THOMAS (1151)      MALCORN
 K. CARSON 8-3609             26  19  0  190  SUPERIOR FORCES (1088)     ARKERS
 LLUPERIOR 33-6529            76  86  1  187  SUPERIOR FORCES 2Y (1099)  NIATOLI ISLAND

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JULIANNE 84-19630            30  46  0  173  SUPE FORCES 2A02 (1145)    BLACKSTONE

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-SUPERIOR RROSTARR 33-5465    78  95  0  171  SUPERIOR FORCES 1F (815)   NIATOLI ISLAND
 WELL DON 16-6079             46  49  1  170  GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1081)   WILLAF
 G.I.I.L. 12-5155             37  52  0  165  SUPERIOR FORCES 22T (1091) RIZTAB
 DAEMYN 71-2940               29  18  0  158  WRATHMEN XXV (1109)        KYR'TERR

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SIF 71-3925                  20  15  0  122  SUPERIOR FORCES Y3 (1110)  KYR'TERR

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 INNY MEANIE 24-4656          26  20  0   87  MONEY PIT (1040)           ZORPUNT

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

What, I get this job shoved onto me, and nobody's TALKING to me?  Crumbs.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

KHYLAR viciously subdued POSITIVE in a 3 minute bloody Title fight.
NAKED TRUTH was vanquished by BARBARIAN in a exciting 1 minute uneven battle.
SAVORY was overpowered by BEAULIEU in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
DARK CHAMPION devastated JULIANNE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
LLUPERIOR was viciously subdued by OHMYGOD in a action packed 4 minute gory brawl.
KIANA devastated G.I.I.L. in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.
BELA LUGOSI was defeated by ERICKA BEARICKA in a action packed 3 minute melee.
SCOMSSS'S NIGHTMARE vanquished SHAVED MONKEY in a 1 minute uneven duel.
EVENING STAR was overpowered by JIMI in a popular 3 minute gory uneven duel.
B'ZIADUL savagely defeated ALBINO RAINBOW in a popular 2 minute gory melee.
WELL DON was demolished by FURTIVE RETURNS in a 1 minute mismatched match.
DAEMYN was demolished by K. CARSON in a popular 1 minute mismatched match.
SIF handily defeated TARIN SHARPEYES in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
INNY MEANIE won victory over OHRLAM in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      13         PARRY-LUNGE       17 -   3 -  0      85  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         WALL OF STEEL      5 -   4 -  0      56  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         AIMED BLOW        64 -  59 -  0      52  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         SLASHING ATTACK    2 -   2 -  0      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         LUNGING ATTACK    30 -  36 -  2      45  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         TOTAL PARRY       12 -  17 -  0      41  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         STRIKING ATTACK    4 -   7 -  0      36  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-STRIKE       2 -   8 -  0      20  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         BASHING ATTACK     0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 695 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  0     AIMED BLOW         6 -  7         5  AIMED BLOW     
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  2         1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-LUNGE      KHYLAR 36-4613             67  30  0  409 WRATHMEN (1072)
AIMED BLOW       BARBARIAN 12-4783          75  76  0  225 SUPERIOR FORCES 22T (1091)
LUNGING ATTACK   B'ZIADUL 71-3311           60  42  1  218 WRATHMEN XIV (1074)
WALL OF STEEL    BEAULIEU 41-3057           53  41  0  216 WRATHMEN (737)
TOTAL PARRY      POSITIVE 26-3633          153 108  0  205 WARCKERS (587)
SLASHING ATTACK  KIANA 24-3878              54  41  0  195 WRATHMEN (753)
PARRY-STRIKE     WELL DON 16-6079           46  49  1  170 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1081)
STRIKING ATTACK  DAEMYN 71-2940             29  18  0  158 WRATHMEN XXV (1109)

The overall popularity leader is FURTIVE RETURNS 29-4186.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was OHMYGOD 63-2147.  The ten other most popular fighters were ERICKA 
BEARICKA 63-2461, B'ZIADUL 71-3311, KHYLAR 36-4613, DARK CHAMPION 4-5689, EVENING 
STAR 60-8819, BARBARIAN 12-4783, LLUPERIOR 33-6529, KIANA 24-3878, FURTIVE RETURNS 
29-4186, and INNY MEANIE 24-4656.

The least popular fighter this week was NAKED TRUTH 15-5162.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were DAEMYN 71-2940, SHAVED MONKEY 71-5133, SAVORY 32-4143, SIF 
71-3925, WELL DON 16-6079, SCOMSSS'S NIGHTMARE 47-6934, G.I.I.L. 12-5155, JULIANNE 
84-19630, BEAULIEU 41-3057, and K. CARSON 8-3609.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
JHELUM(4)            1  0 0  CALEAM(26)           0  1 0  KATI-TEI(41)         1  0 0  
ARKERS(8)            1  0 0  LAPUR(29)            1  0 0  NORTH FORK(47)       1  0 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       0  1 0  ARVAT(32)            0  1 0  ARADI(60)            0  1 0  
RIZTAB(12)           1  1 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   0  1 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         2  0 0  
MALCORN(15)          0  1 0  JHANS(36)            1  0 0  KYR'TERR(71)         2  2 0  
WILLAF(16)           0  1 0  ZENSU(40)            0  1 0  BLACKSTONE(84)       0  1 0  
ZORPUNT(24)          2  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DARK CHAMPION 4-5689        56  48  0  210  DEMON LORE (1012)          JHELUM
 K. CARSON 8-3609            26  19  0  190  SUPERIOR FORCES (1088)     ARKERS
 ALBINO RAINBOW 11-6238      61  40  2  200  WAR-C-KERS (1007)          ARUAK CITY
 BARBARIAN 12-4783           75  76  0  225  SUPERIOR FORCES 22T (1091) RIZTAB
 NAKED TRUTH 15-5162         46  37  1  190  BOOK OF THOMAS (1151)      MALCORN
 WELL DON 16-6079            46  49  1  170  GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1081)   WILLAF
 KIANA 24-3878               54  41  0  195  WRATHMEN (753)             ZORPUNT
 POSITIVE 26-3633           153 108  0  205  WARCKERS (587)             CALEAM
 FURTIVE RETURNS 29-4186    108 251  1  192  SUPERIOR FORCES 5R (1097)  LAPUR
 SAVORY 32-4143              89 105  1  193  DEAD WE SUCK (1098)        ARVAT
 LLUPERIOR 33-6529           76  86  1  187  SUPERIOR FORCES 2Y (1099)  NIATOLI ISLAND
 KHYLAR 36-4613              67  30  0  409  WRATHMEN (1072)            JHANS
 BELA LUGOSI 40-4114         49  58  1  190  SUPERIOR FORCES (538)      ZENSU
 BEAULIEU 41-3057            53  41  0  216  WRATHMEN (737)             KATI-TEI
 SCOMSSS'S NIGHTMAR 47-6934  45  15  0  214  THE OPERA (1102)           NORTH FORK
 EVENING STAR 60-8819        36  44  0  191  SUPERIOR FORCES 60 (1080)  ARADI
 ERICKA BEARICKA 63-2461     57  52  0  201  MONSTER CHILD (996)        AMEN-TEI
 B'ZIADUL 71-3311            60  42  1  218  WRATHMEN XIV (1074)        KYR'TERR
 JULIANNE 84-19630           30  46  0  173  SUPE FORCES 2A02 (1145)    BLACKSTONE