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Date : 10/10/2016 Duedate: 10/22/2016
ANDORAK ARENA
DM 105 TURN 695
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 THE OPERA 47/1102 1100 772 7 58.8 WRATHMEN 36/1072
DEAD WE SUCK 32/1098 WRATHMEN 63/1079
SUPERIOR FORCES 8/1088 WRATHMEN XIV 71/1074
SUPERIOR FORCES 40/538 WRATHMEN XXV 71/1109
SUPE FORCES 2A02 84/1145 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS 16/1081
SUPERIOR FORCES 1F 33/815 3 WARCKERS 26/587 1203 1122 14 51.7
SUPERIOR FORCES 2Y 33/1099 DEMON LORE 4/1012
SUPERIOR FORCES 5R 29/1097 MONEY PIT 24/1040
SUPERIOR FORCES 60 60/1080 WAR-C-KERS 11/1007
SUPERIOR FORCES Y3 71/1110 MONSTER CHILD 63/996
SUPERIOR FORCES 22T 12/1091 BOOK OF THOMAS 15/1151
2 WRATHMEN 24/753 515 419 4 55.1 SECOND CHANCES 71/1026
WRATHMEN 41/737
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Got me a "you gotta be kidding" moment here. I strolled into the office and a
dude asked me, "You here to work?" And I said yes, because it was true. I'm the
janitor and I come in once a month to clean. Somebody's got to do it. I don't know
how the place gets to be such a mess, since no one spy reports here. My guess is wild
parties after hours, but it's just a guess because nobody invites me.
Anyway, this dude handed me a wad of papers and said, "Do a spy report."
Excuse me? I don't know spy reports from, well, anything. But when the dude
went out, he locked the door behind him. So it looks like I'm here till I get
something done for this spy report.
So, I don't know what half these papers are about. The blank ones are easiest.
No challenges, no avoids. It looks like four standbys in fourteen fights. Lots of
people--managers, you know--not paying attention here. Couldn't you at least PRETEND?
So, um, the fights:
KHYLAR (36-4613) (66-30-0,380) of WRATHMEN fought POSITIVE (26-3633) (153-107-
0,212) of WARCKERS. KHYLAR viciously subdued POSITIVE in a 3 minute bloody Title
fight. Apparently Khylar does this repeatedly?
NAKED TRUTH (15-5162) (46-36-1,217) of BOOK OF THOMAS fought BARBARIAN (12-4783)
(74-76-0,209) of SUPERIOR FORCES 22T. NAKED TRUTH was vanquished by BARBARIAN in a
exciting 1 minute uneven battle. Naked Truth was exciting, we don't see that often.
The fight, not so much.
SAVORY (32-4143) (89-104-1,224) of DEAD WE SUCK fought BEAULIEU (41-3057) (52-41-
0,206) of WRATHMEN. SAVORY was overpowered by BEAULIEU in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
I'm not a big fight fan, but I kinda like the Wrathmen. Always something to watch,
you know?
DARK CHAMPION (4-5689) (55-48-0,205) of DEMON LORE fought JULIANNE (84-19630)
(30-45-0,175) of SUPE FORCES 2A02. DARK CHAMPION devastated JULIANNE in a exciting 1
minute one-sided fight. Well, you know, those Dark Champion types like to win a LOT,
and if you don't let 'em do it, there is TROUBLE.
LLUPERIOR (33-6529) (76-85-1,182) of SUPERIOR FORCES 2Y fought OHMYGOD (63-2147)
(58-29-1,187) of WRATHMEN. LLUPERIOR was viciously subdued by OHMYGOD in a action
packed 4 minute gory brawl. I've seen worse fights.
KIANA (24-3878) (53-41-0,191) of WRATHMEN fought G.I.I.L. (12-5155) (37-51-0,165)
of SUPERIOR FORCES 22T. KIANA devastated G.I.I.L. in a crowd pleasing 1 minute
mismatched match. Somehow it just doesn't seem RIGHT for a woman, a pretty girl,
really, to be doing this. My sister never would've done this.
BELA LUGOSI (40-4114) (49-57-1,192) of SUPERIOR FORCES fought ERICKA BEARICKA
(63-2461) (56-52-0,194) of MONSTER CHILD. BELA LUGOSI was defeated by ERICKA BEARICKA
in a action packed 3 minute melee. They tell me this Bela is a guy? I don't get
that.
SCOMSSS'S NIGHTMARE (47-6934) (44-15-0,192) of THE OPERA fought SHAVED MONKEY
(71-5133) (48-33-0,209) of SECOND CHANCES. SCOMSSS'S NIGHTMARE vanquished SHAVED
MONKEY in a 1 minute uneven duel. Scomsss's got 22 points for it. Is that good?
EVENING STAR (60-8819) (36-43-0,203) of SUPERIOR FORCES 60 fought JIMI (105-27)
(0-0-0,240) of Stalwart Standbys. EVENING STAR was overpowered by JIMI in a popular 3
minute gory uneven duel. They tell me that's kind of a bad sign. Don't ask ME.
B'ZIADUL (71-3311) (59-42-1,198) of WRATHMEN XIV fought ALBINO RAINBOW (11-6238)
(61-39-2,205) of WAR-C-KERS. B'ZIADUL savagely defeated ALBINO RAINBOW in a popular 2
minute gory melee. Savagely, it says. Ha. You don't know savage till you've gotten
in an argument with my sister.
WELL DON (16-6079) (46-48-1,185) of GARBAGE PAIL KIDS fought FURTIVE RETURNS (29-
4186) (107-251-1,176) of SUPERIOR FORCES 5R. WELL DON was demolished by FURTIVE
RETURNS in a 1 minute mismatched match. Don lost 15 points. Does that put him out of
range for a return engagement?
DAEMYN (71-2940) (29-17-0,162) of WRATHMEN XXV fought K. CARSON (8-3609) (25-19-
0,177) of SUPERIOR FORCES. DAEMYN was demolished by K. CARSON in a popular 1 minute
mismatched match. Oooh-kay.
SIF (71-3925) (19-15-0,116) of SUPERIOR FORCES Y3 fought TARIN SHARPEYES (105-3)
(0-0-0,100) of Stalwart Standbys. SIF handily defeated TARIN SHARPEYES in a 1 minute
one-sided conflict. This is the way it's supposed to go. At least, that's what they
tell me.
INNY MEANIE (24-4656) (25-20-0,85) of MONEY PIT fought OHRLAM (105-2) (0-0-0,60)
of Stalwart Standbys. INNY MEANIE won victory over OHRLAM in a crowd pleasing 1
minute bout. Did you notice that Ohrlam was in his owl suit? Kinda cute, isn't he.
For a last note, Alarond the Scribe seems amazed that Andorak has more
dishwashers than fighters. Well, of course. What did you expect? Us Andorians like
things CLEAN.
-- Fred
THE KING'S SENTINEL W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
KHYLAR 36-4613 67 30 0 409 WRATHMEN (1072) JHANS
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BARBARIAN 12-4783 75 76 0 225 SUPERIOR FORCES 22T (1091) RIZTAB
B'ZIADUL 71-3311 60 42 1 218 WRATHMEN XIV (1074) KYR'TERR
BEAULIEU 41-3057 53 41 0 216 WRATHMEN (737) KATI-TEI
SCOMSSS'S NIGHTMARE 47-6934 45 15 0 214 THE OPERA (1102) NORTH FORK
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DARK CHAMPION 4-5689 56 48 0 210 DEMON LORE (1012) JHELUM
POSITIVE 26-3633 153 108 0 205 WARCKERS (587) CALEAM
ERICKA BEARICKA 63-2461 57 52 0 201 MONSTER CHILD (996) AMEN-TEI
ALBINO RAINBOW 11-6238 61 40 2 200 WAR-C-KERS (1007) ARUAK CITY
KIANA 24-3878 54 41 0 195 WRATHMEN (753) ZORPUNT
OHMYGOD 63-2147 59 29 1 194 WRATHMEN (1079) AMEN-TEI
SHAVED MONKEY 71-5133 48 34 0 194 SECOND CHANCES (1026) KYR'TERR
SAVORY 32-4143 89 105 1 193 DEAD WE SUCK (1098) ARVAT
FURTIVE RETURNS 29-4186 108 251 1 192 SUPERIOR FORCES 5R (1097) LAPUR
EVENING STAR 60-8819 36 44 0 191 SUPERIOR FORCES 60 (1080) ARADI
BELA LUGOSI 40-4114 49 58 1 190 SUPERIOR FORCES (538) ZENSU
NAKED TRUTH 15-5162 46 37 1 190 BOOK OF THOMAS (1151) MALCORN
K. CARSON 8-3609 26 19 0 190 SUPERIOR FORCES (1088) ARKERS
LLUPERIOR 33-6529 76 86 1 187 SUPERIOR FORCES 2Y (1099) NIATOLI ISLAND
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JULIANNE 84-19630 30 46 0 173 SUPE FORCES 2A02 (1145) BLACKSTONE
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-SUPERIOR RROSTARR 33-5465 78 95 0 171 SUPERIOR FORCES 1F (815) NIATOLI ISLAND
WELL DON 16-6079 46 49 1 170 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1081) WILLAF
G.I.I.L. 12-5155 37 52 0 165 SUPERIOR FORCES 22T (1091) RIZTAB
DAEMYN 71-2940 29 18 0 158 WRATHMEN XXV (1109) KYR'TERR
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SIF 71-3925 20 15 0 122 SUPERIOR FORCES Y3 (1110) KYR'TERR
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
INNY MEANIE 24-4656 26 20 0 87 MONEY PIT (1040) ZORPUNT
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
What, I get this job shoved onto me, and nobody's TALKING to me? Crumbs.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
KHYLAR viciously subdued POSITIVE in a 3 minute bloody Title fight.
NAKED TRUTH was vanquished by BARBARIAN in a exciting 1 minute uneven battle.
SAVORY was overpowered by BEAULIEU in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
DARK CHAMPION devastated JULIANNE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
LLUPERIOR was viciously subdued by OHMYGOD in a action packed 4 minute gory brawl.
KIANA devastated G.I.I.L. in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.
BELA LUGOSI was defeated by ERICKA BEARICKA in a action packed 3 minute melee.
SCOMSSS'S NIGHTMARE vanquished SHAVED MONKEY in a 1 minute uneven duel.
EVENING STAR was overpowered by JIMI in a popular 3 minute gory uneven duel.
B'ZIADUL savagely defeated ALBINO RAINBOW in a popular 2 minute gory melee.
WELL DON was demolished by FURTIVE RETURNS in a 1 minute mismatched match.
DAEMYN was demolished by K. CARSON in a popular 1 minute mismatched match.
SIF handily defeated TARIN SHARPEYES in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
INNY MEANIE won victory over OHRLAM in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 13 PARRY-LUNGE 17 - 3 - 0 85 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 4 WALL OF STEEL 5 - 4 - 0 56 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 AIMED BLOW 64 - 59 - 0 52 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 2 - 0 50 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 LUNGING ATTACK 30 - 36 - 2 45 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 TOTAL PARRY 12 - 17 - 0 41 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 STRIKING ATTACK 4 - 7 - 0 36 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 8 - 0 20 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|BASHING ATTACK 0 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 695 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 0 AIMED BLOW 6 - 7 5 AIMED BLOW
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 2 LUNGING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 PARRY-LUNGE
LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL
BASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 TOTAL PARRY
TOTAL PARRY 0 - 2 1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
PARRY-LUNGE KHYLAR 36-4613 67 30 0 409 WRATHMEN (1072)
AIMED BLOW BARBARIAN 12-4783 75 76 0 225 SUPERIOR FORCES 22T (1091)
LUNGING ATTACK B'ZIADUL 71-3311 60 42 1 218 WRATHMEN XIV (1074)
WALL OF STEEL BEAULIEU 41-3057 53 41 0 216 WRATHMEN (737)
TOTAL PARRY POSITIVE 26-3633 153 108 0 205 WARCKERS (587)
SLASHING ATTACK KIANA 24-3878 54 41 0 195 WRATHMEN (753)
PARRY-STRIKE WELL DON 16-6079 46 49 1 170 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1081)
STRIKING ATTACK DAEMYN 71-2940 29 18 0 158 WRATHMEN XXV (1109)
The overall popularity leader is FURTIVE RETURNS 29-4186. The most popular warrior
this turn was OHMYGOD 63-2147. The ten other most popular fighters were ERICKA
BEARICKA 63-2461, B'ZIADUL 71-3311, KHYLAR 36-4613, DARK CHAMPION 4-5689, EVENING
STAR 60-8819, BARBARIAN 12-4783, LLUPERIOR 33-6529, KIANA 24-3878, FURTIVE RETURNS
29-4186, and INNY MEANIE 24-4656.
The least popular fighter this week was NAKED TRUTH 15-5162. The other ten least
popular fighters were DAEMYN 71-2940, SHAVED MONKEY 71-5133, SAVORY 32-4143, SIF
71-3925, WELL DON 16-6079, SCOMSSS'S NIGHTMARE 47-6934, G.I.I.L. 12-5155, JULIANNE
84-19630, BEAULIEU 41-3057, and K. CARSON 8-3609.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
JHELUM(4) 1 0 0 CALEAM(26) 0 1 0 KATI-TEI(41) 1 0 0
ARKERS(8) 1 0 0 LAPUR(29) 1 0 0 NORTH FORK(47) 1 0 0
ARUAK CITY(11) 0 1 0 ARVAT(32) 0 1 0 ARADI(60) 0 1 0
RIZTAB(12) 1 1 0 NIATOLI ISLAND(33) 0 1 0 AMEN-TEI(63) 2 0 0
MALCORN(15) 0 1 0 JHANS(36) 1 0 0 KYR'TERR(71) 2 2 0
WILLAF(16) 0 1 0 ZENSU(40) 0 1 0 BLACKSTONE(84) 0 1 0
ZORPUNT(24) 2 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DARK CHAMPION 4-5689 56 48 0 210 DEMON LORE (1012) JHELUM
K. CARSON 8-3609 26 19 0 190 SUPERIOR FORCES (1088) ARKERS
ALBINO RAINBOW 11-6238 61 40 2 200 WAR-C-KERS (1007) ARUAK CITY
BARBARIAN 12-4783 75 76 0 225 SUPERIOR FORCES 22T (1091) RIZTAB
NAKED TRUTH 15-5162 46 37 1 190 BOOK OF THOMAS (1151) MALCORN
WELL DON 16-6079 46 49 1 170 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1081) WILLAF
KIANA 24-3878 54 41 0 195 WRATHMEN (753) ZORPUNT
POSITIVE 26-3633 153 108 0 205 WARCKERS (587) CALEAM
FURTIVE RETURNS 29-4186 108 251 1 192 SUPERIOR FORCES 5R (1097) LAPUR
SAVORY 32-4143 89 105 1 193 DEAD WE SUCK (1098) ARVAT
LLUPERIOR 33-6529 76 86 1 187 SUPERIOR FORCES 2Y (1099) NIATOLI ISLAND
KHYLAR 36-4613 67 30 0 409 WRATHMEN (1072) JHANS
BELA LUGOSI 40-4114 49 58 1 190 SUPERIOR FORCES (538) ZENSU
BEAULIEU 41-3057 53 41 0 216 WRATHMEN (737) KATI-TEI
SCOMSSS'S NIGHTMAR 47-6934 45 15 0 214 THE OPERA (1102) NORTH FORK
EVENING STAR 60-8819 36 44 0 191 SUPERIOR FORCES 60 (1080) ARADI
ERICKA BEARICKA 63-2461 57 52 0 201 MONSTER CHILD (996) AMEN-TEI
B'ZIADUL 71-3311 60 42 1 218 WRATHMEN XIV (1074) KYR'TERR
JULIANNE 84-19630 30 46 0 173 SUPE FORCES 2A02 (1145) BLACKSTONE