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Date   : 11/07/2016    Duedate: 11/19/2016

ANDORAK ARENA

DM 105    TURN 697

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 THE OPERA 47/1102   1108  785   7 58.5      WRATHMEN 36/1072
    DEAD WE SUCK 32/1098                        WRATHMEN 63/1079
    SUPERIOR FORCES 8/1088                      WRATHMEN XIV 71/1074
    SUPERIOR FORCES 40/538                      WRATHMEN XXV 71/1109
    SUPE FORCES 2A02 84/1145                    GARBAGE PAIL KIDS 16/1081
    SUPERIOR FORCES 2Y 33/1099                3 WARCKERS 26/587     1213 1126  15 51.9
    SUPERIOR FORCES 5R 29/1097                  DEMON LORE 4/1012
    SUPERIOR FORCES 60 60/1080                  MONEY PIT 24/1040
    SUPERIOR FORCES Y3 71/1110                  WAR-C-KERS 11/1007
    SUPERIOR FORCES 22T 12/1091                 MONSTER CHILD 63/996
  2 WRATHMEN 24/753      519  426   4 54.9      BOOK OF THOMAS 15/1151
    WRATHMEN 41/737                             SECOND CHANCES 71/1026

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Whoosh!  I'm a little wiped out here, probably can't say much.  I went to the 
tourney.  Being a spy reporter, I got a free ticket, and I couldn't WASTE it, you 
know.  Besides, I wanted to see what it was like.  I mean, I never went to one before.  
I tell you what, it was crowded.  Thousands of people, it was like shopping on the 
Maul here on the Isle.  Mostly spectators and, um, staffish type people attached to 
the big managers, but hundreds or maybe even thousands of gladiators, too.  I didn't 
try to count 'em, that would have been Higher Math, and I don't do that stuff.  It was 
just totally confused, as far as I could see.  All these different levels of the 
tourney sort of overlapping; it was a three-arena circus.  And the party afterwards, 
wow!  Just WOW!  Which is probably how I got so wiped out, not that I really remember.

     But, okay, Andorak.  Alarond said there were lots of things happening here today, 
but I must've missed 'em.  I mean, twelve total fights, no challenges, no avoids, two 
standbys.  Yeah, okay, lots of you people, and for sure your managers, were at the 
tourney, too, and probably got just as wiped out as me, I guess.
     Here's what Alarond had to say, not all the curly bits, just about the fights.  
"SHAVED MONKEY fought KHYLAR and gained 30 points and contributed to SECOND CHANCES' 
1-0-0."  That's KHYLAR (36-4613) (67-31-0,203) of WRATHMEN fought SHAVED MONKEY (71-
5133) (48-35-0,192) of SECOND CHANCES.  KHYLAR was savagely defeated by SHAVED MONKEY 
in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory brawl.
     "SIF has lost to INNY MEANIE, falling 25 points, while helping make SUPERIOR 
FORCES Y3 a 0-1-0 turn."  SIF (71-3925) (20-16-0,125) of SUPERIOR FORCES Y3 fought 
INNY MEANIE (24-4656) (27-20-0,91) of MONEY PIT.  SIF was demolished by INNY MEANIE in 
a popular 1 minute mismatched match.
     "Due to its absence and inability to defend the throne, SCOMSSS'S NIGHTMARE has 
lost the title of Duelmaster."  IT?  I didn't know that!  "And all eyes were on 
BARBARIAN this turn as he ascended to the throne of Duelmaster."  Ah, make that King's 
Sentinel.  DARK CHAMPION (4-5689) (57-48-0,229) of DEMON LORE fought BARBARIAN (12-
4783) (76-76-0,238) of SUPERIOR FORCES 22T.  DARK CHAMPION was viciously subdued by 
BARBARIAN in a 2 minute Title fight.  Good going, Barbarian.
     In other bits of gossip, Alarond says that the Crimson Eagle uses trolls in their 
stew.  Bah, that's nothing.  What's WORSE is that they use TOFU as well.
     "We only live a short time in this world, so why not take a sharp blade, and 
shave it close?"  Women like a man who shaves close.  This "I shaved last week" look?  
Pass on that.  And "A brave warrior does not carry a red shield, he has nothing to 
cover or hide when the fight is over."  I never have figured out that one.

The other fights:
     ALBINO RAINBOW (11-6238) (62-40-2,224) of WAR-C-KERS fought SAVORY (32-4143) (90-
105-1,196) of DEAD WE SUCK.  ALBINO RAINBOW demolished SAVORY in a 1 minute one-sided 
melee.
     NAKED TRUTH (15-5162) (47-37-2,232) of BOOK OF THOMAS fought BEAULIEU (41-3057) 
(53-42-0,193) of WRATHMEN.  NAKED TRUTH was savagely defeated by BEAULIEU in a crowd 
pleasing 3 minute duel.
     POSITIVE (26-3633) (154-108-0,220) of WARCKERS fought FURTIVE RETURNS (29-4186) 
(109-251-1,199) of SUPERIOR FORCES 5R.  POSITIVE savagely defeated FURTIVE RETURNS in 
a exciting 1 minute bloody fight.
     K. CARSON (8-3609) (27-19-0,208) of SUPERIOR FORCES fought WELL DON (16-6079) 
(46-50-1,165) of GARBAGE PAIL KIDS.  K. CARSON devastated WELL DON in a crowd pleasing 
1 minute one-sided duel.
     BELA LUGOSI (40-4114) (50-58-1,196) of SUPERIOR FORCES fought JIMI (105-27) (0-0-
0,240) of Fearsome Fighters.  BELA LUGOSI was handily defeated by JIMI in a 1 minute 
uneven melee.
     EVENING STAR (60-8819) (36-45-0,184) of SUPERIOR FORCES 60 fought MEYK (105-24) 
(0-0-0,250) of Fearsome Fighters.  EVENING STAR was viciously subdued by MEYK in a 
popular 4 minute gruesome duel.
     OHMYGOD (63-2147) (59-30-1,192) of WRATHMEN fought LLUPERIOR (33-6529) (76-87-
1,186) of SUPERIOR FORCES 2Y.  OHMYGOD viciously subdued LLUPERIOR in a popular 5 
minute brutal fight.
     ERICKA BEARICKA (63-2461) (57-53-0,187) of MONSTER CHILD fought JULIANNE (84-
19630) (30-47-0,170) of SUPE FORCES 2A02.  ERICKA BEARICKA viciously subdued JULIANNE 
in a popular 2 minute brutal bout.
     B'ZIADUL (71-3311) (60-43-1,208) of WRATHMEN XIV fought G.I.I.L. (12-5155) (37-
53-0,167) of SUPERIOR FORCES 22T.  B'ZIADUL demolished G.I.I.L. in a crowd pleasing 1 
minute mismatched competition.

     And now I think I have a date with a raw egg and some worstershire sauce.  Ugh.  
But if it helps, I'll drink it.  Guh.

                                          -- Fred

THE KING'S SENTINEL            W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BARBARIAN 12-4783            77  76  0  251  SUPERIOR FORCES 22T (1091) RIZTAB

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-SCOMSSS'S NIGHTMARE 47-6934  46  15  0  239  THE OPERA (1102)           NORTH FORK
 ALBINO RAINBOW 11-6238       63  40  2  233  WAR-C-KERS (1007)          ARUAK CITY
 POSITIVE 26-3633            155 108  0  226  WARCKERS (587)             CALEAM
 SHAVED MONKEY 71-5133        49  35  0  222  SECOND CHANCES (1026)      KYR'TERR
 B'ZIADUL 71-3311             61  43  1  211  WRATHMEN XIV (1074)        KYR'TERR

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BEAULIEU 41-3057             54  42  0  210  WRATHMEN (737)             KATI-TEI
 K. CARSON 8-3609             28  19  0  210  SUPERIOR FORCES (1088)     ARKERS
 FURTIVE RETURNS 29-4186     109 252  1  207  SUPERIOR FORCES 5R (1097)  LAPUR
 OHMYGOD 63-2147              60  30  1  198  WRATHMEN (1079)            AMEN-TEI
-KIANA 24-3878                55  41  0  198  WRATHMEN (753)             ZORPUNT
 NAKED TRUTH 15-5162          47  38  2  197  BOOK OF THOMAS (1151)      MALCORN
 KHYLAR 36-4613               67  32  0  196  WRATHMEN (1072)            JHANS
 DARK CHAMPION 4-5689         57  49  0  196  DEMON LORE (1012)          JHELUM
 SAVORY 32-4143               90 106  1  193  DEAD WE SUCK (1098)        ARVAT
 LLUPERIOR 33-6529            76  88  1  192  SUPERIOR FORCES 2Y (1099)  NIATOLI ISLAND
 ERICKA BEARICKA 63-2461      58  53  0  191  MONSTER CHILD (996)        AMEN-TEI
 BELA LUGOSI 40-4114          50  59  1  187  SUPERIOR FORCES (538)      ZENSU

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 EVENING STAR 60-8819         36  46  0  186  SUPERIOR FORCES 60 (1080)  ARADI

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JULIANNE 84-19630            30  48  0  171  SUPE FORCES 2A02 (1145)    BLACKSTONE
 G.I.I.L. 12-5155             37  54  0  170  SUPERIOR FORCES 22T (1091) RIZTAB
 WELL DON 16-6079             46  51  1  167  GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1081)   WILLAF
-DAEMYN 71-2940               29  18  0  158  WRATHMEN XXV (1109)        KYR'TERR

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 INNY MEANIE 24-4656          28  20  0  121  MONEY PIT (1040)           ZORPUNT

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SIF 71-3925                  20  17  0  100  SUPERIOR FORCES Y3 (1110)  KYR'TERR

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-SMOKING MINA 25-5864         14  21  3   66  EMPYREAN COUNCIL (1154)    LYRATILAN

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DARK CHAMPION was viciously subdued by BARBARIAN in a 2 minute Title fight.
ALBINO RAINBOW demolished SAVORY in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
NAKED TRUTH was savagely defeated by BEAULIEU in a crowd pleasing 3 minute duel.
POSITIVE savagely defeated FURTIVE RETURNS in a exciting 1 minute bloody fight.
K. CARSON devastated WELL DON in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
KHYLAR was savagely defeated by SHAVED MONKEY in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory brawl.
BELA LUGOSI was handily defeated by JIMI in a 1 minute uneven melee.
EVENING STAR was viciously subdued by MEYK in a popular 4 minute gruesome duel.
OHMYGOD viciously subdued LLUPERIOR in a popular 5 minute brutal fight.
ERICKA BEARICKA viciously subdued JULIANNE in a popular 2 minute brutal bout.
B'ZIADUL demolished G.I.I.L. in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched competition.
SIF was demolished by INNY MEANIE in a popular 1 minute mismatched match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      12         PARRY-LUNGE       14 -   6 -  0      70  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         SLASHING ATTACK    2 -   1 -  0      67  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         WALL OF STEEL      6 -   4 -  0      60  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         AIMED BLOW        63 -  59 -  1      52  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         LUNGING ATTACK    22 -  27 -  1      45  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         TOTAL PARRY       11 -  16 -  0      41  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         STRIKING ATTACK    2 -   3 -  0      40  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-STRIKE       2 -   8 -  0      20  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         BASHING ATTACK     0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 697 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  2         5  AIMED BLOW     
AIMED BLOW         6 -  6     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  2     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  TOTAL PARRY    
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       BARBARIAN 12-4783          77  76  0  251 SUPERIOR FORCES 22T (1091)
TOTAL PARRY      POSITIVE 26-3633          155 108  0  226 WARCKERS (587)
LUNGING ATTACK   B'ZIADUL 71-3311           61  43  1  211 WRATHMEN XIV (1074)
WALL OF STEEL    BEAULIEU 41-3057           54  42  0  210 WRATHMEN (737)
PARRY-LUNGE      KHYLAR 36-4613             67  32  0  196 WRATHMEN (1072)
PARRY-STRIKE     WELL DON 16-6079           46  51  1  167 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1081)

The overall popularity leader is FURTIVE RETURNS 29-4186.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was OHMYGOD 63-2147.  The ten other most popular fighters were ERICKA 
BEARICKA 63-2461, EVENING STAR 60-8819, SHAVED MONKEY 71-5133, BARBARIAN 12-4783, 
BEAULIEU 41-3057, NAKED TRUTH 15-5162, K. CARSON 8-3609, LLUPERIOR 33-6529, POSITIVE 
26-3633, and KHYLAR 36-4613.

The least popular fighter this week was BELA LUGOSI 40-4114.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were SIF 71-3925, G.I.I.L. 12-5155, SAVORY 32-4143, ALBINO RAINBOW 
11-6238, WELL DON 16-6079, FURTIVE RETURNS 29-4186, DARK CHAMPION 4-5689, INNY MEANIE 
24-4656, B'ZIADUL 71-3311, and JULIANNE 84-19630.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
JHELUM(4)            0  1 0  ZORPUNT(24)          1  0 0  ZENSU(40)            0  1 0  
ARKERS(8)            1  0 0  CALEAM(26)           1  0 0  KATI-TEI(41)         1  0 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       1  0 0  LAPUR(29)            0  1 0  ARADI(60)            0  1 0  
RIZTAB(12)           1  1 0  ARVAT(32)            0  1 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         2  0 0  
MALCORN(15)          0  1 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   0  1 0  KYR'TERR(71)         2  1 0  
WILLAF(16)           0  1 0  JHANS(36)            0  1 0  BLACKSTONE(84)       0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DARK CHAMPION 4-5689        57  49  0  196  DEMON LORE (1012)          JHELUM
 K. CARSON 8-3609            28  19  0  210  SUPERIOR FORCES (1088)     ARKERS
 ALBINO RAINBOW 11-6238      63  40  2  233  WAR-C-KERS (1007)          ARUAK CITY
 BARBARIAN 12-4783           77  76  0  251  SUPERIOR FORCES 22T (1091) RIZTAB
 NAKED TRUTH 15-5162         47  38  2  197  BOOK OF THOMAS (1151)      MALCORN
 WELL DON 16-6079            46  51  1  167  GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1081)   WILLAF
 INNY MEANIE 24-4656         28  20  0  121  MONEY PIT (1040)           ZORPUNT
 POSITIVE 26-3633           155 108  0  226  WARCKERS (587)             CALEAM
 FURTIVE RETURNS 29-4186    109 252  1  207  SUPERIOR FORCES 5R (1097)  LAPUR
 SAVORY 32-4143              90 106  1  193  DEAD WE SUCK (1098)        ARVAT
 LLUPERIOR 33-6529           76  88  1  192  SUPERIOR FORCES 2Y (1099)  NIATOLI ISLAND
 KHYLAR 36-4613              67  32  0  196  WRATHMEN (1072)            JHANS
 BELA LUGOSI 40-4114         50  59  1  187  SUPERIOR FORCES (538)      ZENSU
 BEAULIEU 41-3057            54  42  0  210  WRATHMEN (737)             KATI-TEI
 EVENING STAR 60-8819        36  46  0  186  SUPERIOR FORCES 60 (1080)  ARADI
 OHMYGOD 63-2147             60  30  1  198  WRATHMEN (1079)            AMEN-TEI
 SHAVED MONKEY 71-5133       49  35  0  222  SECOND CHANCES (1026)      KYR'TERR
 JULIANNE 84-19630           30  48  0  171  SUPE FORCES 2A02 (1145)    BLACKSTONE