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Date   : 12/19/2016    Duedate: 12/31/2016

ANDORAK ARENA

DM 105    TURN 700

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 THE SEUSS H 24/1157    3    0   0  100      WRATHMEN 2 7/1155
  2 DEAD WE SUC 32/1098 1121  802   7 58.3      WRATHMEN XIV 71/1074
    SUPERIOR FORCES 8/1088                      GARBAGE PAIL KIDS 16/1081
    SUPERIOR FORCES 40/538                    4 WARCKERS 26/587     1227 1133  15 52.0
    SUPE FORCES 2A02 84/1145                    DEMON LORE 4/1012
    SUPERIOR FORCES 2Y 33/1099                  MONEY PIT 24/1040
    SUPERIOR FORCES 5R 29/1097                  WAR-C-KERS 11/1007
    SUPERIOR FORCES 60 60/1080                  MONSTER CHILD 63/996
    SUPERIOR FORCES Y3 71/1110                  BOOK OF THOMAS 15/1151
    SUPERIOR FORCES 22T 12/1091                 SECOND CHANCES 71/1026
  3 WRATHMEN 30/661      525  434   4 54.7    5 SCORPIONS 11/1156      0   10   0  0.0
    WRATHMEN 41/737                             THE ELITE 60/1158
    WRATHMEN 63/1079                            EMPYREAN COUNCIL 25/1154

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     They locked me in a closet!  I was locked in that dark, small closet full of 
brooms and mops for a MONTH with nothing to eat but frozen mice!  GAAHHH!
     And I get out FINALLY, and what do I find?  Personals I can't read because 
they're in code.  I thank whoever wrote 'em, I think Kharadmon, but seriously, I can't 
read 'em.

     And the fights.  Novgorodny Vir did the notes, and they're piffling.  Nothing to 
'em.  You'd think nothing happened.  But hey, we had fifteen fights!  That's way 
better than the worst, which was probably five or so.  At least that I heard of.  
Fifteen fights, no challenges, no avoids.  The action here, well, I'm reminded of 
molasses at this season.  Okay, not fair.  The guys that are here are giving it the 
old team try.  Getting ready for the winter tourney, maybe.  That would be good, 
having some tourney victors and champions here.

     POSITIVE (26-3633) (157-108-0,246) of WARCKERS fought B'ZIADUL (71-3311) (63-43-
1,231) of WRATHMEN XIV.  POSITIVE bested B'ZIADUL in a crowd pleasing 3 minute 
gruesome Title fight.  No change in the King's Sentinel.
     CAT IN THE HAT (24-3103) (190-119-1,232) of THE SEUSS HEUSS fought WELL DON (16-
6079) (47-52-1,187) of GARBAGE PAIL KIDS.  CAT IN THE HAT demolished WELL DON in a 
popular 1 minute one-sided melee.  It's the hat, keeps the ears warm.  That's 
important.
     FURTIVE RETURNS (29-4186) (110-253-1,193) of SUPERIOR FORCES 5R fought SHAVED 
MONKEY (71-5133) (50-36-0,209) of SECOND CHANCES.  FURTIVE RETURNS was viciously 
subdued by SHAVED MONKEY in a 1 minute brawl.  Furtivity gets you nowhere worth going.
     COLYN SHEA (30-5368) (25-7-2,186) of WRATHMEN fought BARBARIAN (12-4783) (78-77-
0,210) of SUPERIOR FORCES 22T.  COLYN SHEA was defeated by BARBARIAN in a crowd 
pleasing 1 minute match.  Yeah, well, what can you expect?  Barbarians are like that.
     SAVORY (32-4143) (90-108-1,184) of DEAD WE SUCK fought MASKED GUILDMASTER (105-6) 
(0-0-0,201) of the usual Odds and Bods.  SAVORY devastated MASKED GUILDMASTER in a 
crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.  Not to put down Savory, but did you notice 
that the mask crooked?  That Guildmaster couldn't SEE.

     DARK CHAMPION (4-5689) (58-50-0,195) of DEMON LORE fought JULIANNE (84-19630) 
(32-48-0,175) of SUPE FORCES 2A02.  DARK CHAMPION overpowered JULIANNE in a popular 1 
minute mismatched brawl.  Experience.  That'll do it.
     BEAULIEU (41-3057) (55-43-0,210) of WRATHMEN fought BELA LUGOSI (40-4114) (51-60-
1,177) of SUPERIOR FORCES.  BEAULIEU was handily defeated by BELA LUGOSI in a action 
packed 1 minute uneven melee.  Looks like Beaulieu needs to blow on his wrath to keep 
it warm.  No dining on frozen mice, either.
     EVENING STAR (60-8819) (36-48-0,192) of SUPERIOR FORCES 60 fought ERICKA BEARICKA 
(63-2461) (60-53-0,204) of MONSTER CHILD.  EVENING STAR was vanquished by ERICKA 
BEARICKA in a 1 minute uneven fight.  Experience.
     OHMYGOD (63-2147) (60-32-1,200) of WRATHMEN fought K. CARSON (8-3609) (29-20-
0,201) of SUPERIOR FORCES.  OHMYGOD defeated K. CARSON in a action packed 1 minute 
match.  Lots of experience.
     NAKED TRUTH (15-5162) (48-39-2,196) of BOOK OF THOMAS fought G.I.I.L. (12-5155) 
(38-55-0,179) of SUPERIOR FORCES 22T.  NAKED TRUTH was overpowered by G.I.I.L. in a 
exciting 1 minute bloody one-sided fight.  Well, of course!  Naked Truth was FREEZING 
out there.

     ALBINO RAINBOW (11-6238) (64-41-2,209) of WAR-C-KERS fought LLUPERIOR (33-6529) 
(76-90-1,178) of SUPERIOR FORCES 2Y.  ALBINO RAINBOW viciously subdued LLUPERIOR in a 
exciting 3 minute brutal contest.  People say the audience was excited, but *I* think 
all that jumping around was just because they were all cold.
     INNY MEANIE (24-4656) (28-22-0,139) of MONEY PIT fought SIF (71-3925) (22-17-
0,116) of SUPERIOR FORCES Y3.  INNY MEANIE viciously subdued SIF in a 2 minute bloody 
bout.  And just WAIT till Miney Moe comes along.
     ROSIE THE RIVETER (11-7942) (17-27-2,59) of SCORPIONS fought SHINORR (105-1) (0-
0-0,60) of the usual Odds and Bods.  ROSIE THE RIVETER was handily defeated by SHINORR 
in a 1 minute uneven fight.  It's those tentacles.  Shinorr and Yogonith are both 
really into tentacles, and it gives them an edge, which is weird because tentacles 
don't have edges.
     ATHROGATE IRONFORGE (60-9038) (19-32-1,44) of THE ELITE fought YOGONITH (105-5) 
(0-0-0,90) of the usual Odds and Bods.  ATHROGATE IRONFORGE was overpowered by 
YOGONITH in a 1 minute uneven struggle.  Yep, tentacles win.
     DOMINO (25-5865) (21-16-1,51) of EMPYREAN COUNCIL fought SHINORR (105-1) (0-0-
0,60) of the usual Odds and Bods.  DOMINO was handily defeated by SHINORR in a 1 
minute mismatched bout.  Probably the only tentacles on the Isle.  Well, except for 
the tax collectors.  But good try, you guys.  You'll get there.

                                          -- Fred

THE KING'S SENTINEL            W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 POSITIVE 26-3633            158 108  0  264  WARCKERS (587)             CALEAM

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CAT IN THE HAT 24-3103      191 119  1  240  THE SEUSS HEUSS (1157)     ZORPUNT
 BARBARIAN 12-4783            79  77  0  221  SUPERIOR FORCES 22T (1091) RIZTAB
 ERICKA BEARICKA 63-2461      61  53  0  213  MONSTER CHILD (996)        AMEN-TEI
 SHAVED MONKEY 71-5133        51  36  0  213  SECOND CHANCES (1026)      KYR'TERR
 ALBINO RAINBOW 11-6238       65  41  2  211  WAR-C-KERS (1007)          ARUAK CITY
 OHMYGOD 63-2147              61  32  1  211  WRATHMEN (1079)            AMEN-TEI

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 B'ZIADUL 71-3311             63  44  1  210  WRATHMEN XIV (1074)        KYR'TERR
 BELA LUGOSI 40-4114          52  60  1  206  SUPERIOR FORCES (538)      ZENSU
 G.I.I.L. 12-5155             39  55  0  204  SUPERIOR FORCES 22T (1091) RIZTAB
 SAVORY 32-4143               91 108  1  202  DEAD WE SUCK (1098)        ARVAT
 K. CARSON 8-3609             29  21  0  202  SUPERIOR FORCES (1088)     ARKERS
 DARK CHAMPION 4-5689         59  50  0  201  DEMON LORE (1012)          JHELUM
 WELL DON 16-6079             47  53  1  198  GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1081)   WILLAF
 FURTIVE RETURNS 29-4186     110 254  1  194  SUPERIOR FORCES 5R (1097)  LAPUR
 EVENING STAR 60-8819         36  49  0  186  SUPERIOR FORCES 60 (1080)  ARADI
 COLYN SHEA 30-5368           25   8  2  186  WRATHMEN (661)             IAYE

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 LLUPERIOR 33-6529            76  91  1  180  SUPERIOR FORCES 2Y (1099)  NIATOLI ISLAND
 BEAULIEU 41-3057             55  44  0  178  WRATHMEN (737)             KATI-TEI

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 NAKED TRUTH 15-5162          48  40  2  177  BOOK OF THOMAS (1151)      MALCORN
 JULIANNE 84-19630            32  49  0  173  SUPE FORCES 2A02 (1145)    BLACKSTONE

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 INNY MEANIE 24-4656          29  22  0  142  MONEY PIT (1040)           ZORPUNT
 SIF 71-3925                  22  18  0  119  SUPERIOR FORCES Y3 (1110)  KYR'TERR

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-SMOKING MINA 25-5864         14  22  3   53  EMPYREAN COUNCIL (1154)    LYRATILAN
 ROSIE THE RIVETER 11-7942    17  28  2   49  SCORPIONS (1156)           ARUAK CITY
 ATHROGATE IRONFORGE 60-9038  19  33  1   46  THE ELITE (1158)           ARADI
 DOMINO 25-5865               21  17  1   43  EMPYREAN COUNCIL (1154)    LYRATILAN

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

SCORPIONS/ EMPYREAN COUNCIL/ THE ELITE -- Welcome to Andorak!  Not what it once 
was...but better than it has been in recent past.  Hang in there.  The stand ins can 
be rough until your skill levels improve.  I typically do not send my freshmen here, 
so I don't think I have any I could activate so you wouldn't be facing stand ins 
repeatedly.  Got one recent grad I'll send here instead of Homeguard that way you'll 
have at least one down there to battle.  We're a quiet bunch, needless to say....

I can't speak for the other two here, but all mine are on maintenance.  Like many 
others, I used to write personals on a regular basis...but over time have either ran 
out of things to say or just can't seem to find the time.

But anyway... just wanted to give a shout out and I hope you stick around. -- 
Kharadmon, mgr Wrathmen

Merry Christmas everyone!  Hope you have a safe and joyous holiday season! -- 
Kharadmon    

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

POSITIVE bested B'ZIADUL in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gruesome Title fight.
CAT IN THE HAT demolished WELL DON in a popular 1 minute one-sided melee.
FURTIVE RETURNS was viciously subdued by SHAVED MONKEY in a 1 minute brawl.
COLYN SHEA was defeated by BARBARIAN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
SAVORY devastated MASKED GUILDMASTER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
DARK CHAMPION overpowered JULIANNE in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
BEAULIEU was handily defeated by BELA LUGOSI in a action packed 1 minute uneven melee.
EVENING STAR was vanquished by ERICKA BEARICKA in a 1 minute uneven fight.
OHMYGOD defeated K. CARSON in a action packed 1 minute match.
NAKED TRUTH was overpowered by G.I.I.L. in a exciting 1 minute bloody one-sided fight.
ALBINO RAINBOW viciously subdued LLUPERIOR in a exciting 3 minute brutal contest.
INNY MEANIE viciously subdued SIF in a 2 minute bloody bout.
ROSIE THE RIVETER was handily defeated by SHINORR in a 1 minute uneven fight.
ATHROGATE IRONFORGE was overpowered by YOGONITH in a 1 minute uneven struggle.
DOMINO was handily defeated by SHINORR in a 1 minute mismatched bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      13         SLASHING ATTACK    2 -   0 -  0     100  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   5         PARRY-LUNGE       11 -   6 -  0      65  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         WALL OF STEEL      7 -   6 -  0      54  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         AIMED BLOW        65 -  59 -  1      52  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         STRIKING ATTACK    3 -   4 -  0      43  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         LUNGING ATTACK    17 -  26 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         TOTAL PARRY        9 -  15 -  0      38  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-STRIKE       2 -   9 -  0      18  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         BASHING ATTACK     0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 700 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         8 -  5     LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  3         6  AIMED BLOW     
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0     
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0     
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  2     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      POSITIVE 26-3633          158 108  0  264 WARCKERS (587)
STRIKING ATTACK  CAT IN THE HAT 24-3103    191 119  1  240 THE SEUSS HEUSS (1157)
AIMED BLOW       BARBARIAN 12-4783          79  77  0  221 SUPERIOR FORCES 22T (1091)
LUNGING ATTACK   OHMYGOD 63-2147            61  32  1  211 WRATHMEN (1079)
PARRY-STRIKE     WELL DON 16-6079           47  53  1  198 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1081)
WALL OF STEEL    BEAULIEU 41-3057           55  44  0  178 WRATHMEN (737)
PARRY-LUNGE      SIF 71-3925                22  18  0  119 SUPERIOR FORCES Y3 (1110)

The overall popularity leader is CAT IN THE HAT 24-3103.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was B'ZIADUL 71-3311.  The ten other most popular fighters were ALBINO 
RAINBOW 11-6238, POSITIVE 26-3633, SHAVED MONKEY 71-5133, DARK CHAMPION 4-5689, INNY 
MEANIE 24-4656, CAT IN THE HAT 24-3103, ERICKA BEARICKA 63-2461, G.I.I.L. 12-5155, 
BARBARIAN 12-4783, and JULIANNE 84-19630.

The least popular fighter this week was DOMINO 25-5865.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were ATHROGATE IRONFORGE 60-9038, NAKED TRUTH 15-5162, EVENING STAR 60-8819, 
ROSIE THE RIVETER 11-7942, SIF 71-3925, BEAULIEU 41-3057, LLUPERIOR 33-6529, K. 
CARSON 8-3609, SAVORY 32-4143, and COLYN SHEA 30-5368.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
JHELUM(4)            1  0 0  LYRATILAN(25)        0  1 0  ZENSU(40)            1  0 0  
ARKERS(8)            0  1 0  CALEAM(26)           1  0 0  KATI-TEI(41)         0  1 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       1  1 0  LAPUR(29)            0  1 0  ARADI(60)            0  2 0  
RIZTAB(12)           2  0 0  IAYE(30)             0  1 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         2  0 0  
MALCORN(15)          0  1 0  ARVAT(32)            1  0 0  KYR'TERR(71)         1  2 0  
WILLAF(16)           0  1 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   0  1 0  BLACKSTONE(84)       0  1 0  
ZORPUNT(24)          2  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DARK CHAMPION 4-5689        59  50  0  201  DEMON LORE (1012)          JHELUM
 K. CARSON 8-3609            29  21  0  202  SUPERIOR FORCES (1088)     ARKERS
 ALBINO RAINBOW 11-6238      65  41  2  211  WAR-C-KERS (1007)          ARUAK CITY
 BARBARIAN 12-4783           79  77  0  221  SUPERIOR FORCES 22T (1091) RIZTAB
 NAKED TRUTH 15-5162         48  40  2  177  BOOK OF THOMAS (1151)      MALCORN

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 WELL DON 16-6079            47  53  1  198  GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1081)   WILLAF
 CAT IN THE HAT 24-3103     191 119  1  240  THE SEUSS HEUSS (1157)     ZORPUNT
 DOMINO 25-5865              21  17  1   43  EMPYREAN COUNCIL (1154)    LYRATILAN
 POSITIVE 26-3633           158 108  0  264  WARCKERS (587)             CALEAM
 FURTIVE RETURNS 29-4186    110 254  1  194  SUPERIOR FORCES 5R (1097)  LAPUR
 COLYN SHEA 30-5368          25   8  2  186  WRATHMEN (661)             IAYE
 SAVORY 32-4143              91 108  1  202  DEAD WE SUCK (1098)        ARVAT
 LLUPERIOR 33-6529           76  91  1  180  SUPERIOR FORCES 2Y (1099)  NIATOLI ISLAND
 BELA LUGOSI 40-4114         52  60  1  206  SUPERIOR FORCES (538)      ZENSU
 BEAULIEU 41-3057            55  44  0  178  WRATHMEN (737)             KATI-TEI
 EVENING STAR 60-8819        36  49  0  186  SUPERIOR FORCES 60 (1080)  ARADI
 ERICKA BEARICKA 63-2461     61  53  0  213  MONSTER CHILD (996)        AMEN-TEI
 SHAVED MONKEY 71-5133       51  36  0  213  SECOND CHANCES (1026)      KYR'TERR
 JULIANNE 84-19630           32  49  0  173  SUPE FORCES 2A02 (1145)    BLACKSTONE

                                CHALLENGES AND AVOIDS

To clarify:  You issue Challenges to warriors, but Avoid teams.  
To Challenge, write that warrior's name and ID# in the space provided. 
To Avoid, write the team's name and Team ID in that space. 
Make sure you include the ID!

                             * * * * *   MEMO  * * * * *

From:       The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To:         All Managers

In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's 
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately.  Managers may 
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a 
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission.  Each warrior may have 
up to 15 favorite sayings.  Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch, 
Victory and may be up to 70 characters long.  For any questions, please contact the 
Gladiatorial Commission.