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Date : 12/19/2016 Duedate: 12/31/2016
ANDORAK ARENA
DM 105 TURN 700
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 THE SEUSS H 24/1157 3 0 0 100 WRATHMEN 2 7/1155
2 DEAD WE SUC 32/1098 1121 802 7 58.3 WRATHMEN XIV 71/1074
SUPERIOR FORCES 8/1088 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS 16/1081
SUPERIOR FORCES 40/538 4 WARCKERS 26/587 1227 1133 15 52.0
SUPE FORCES 2A02 84/1145 DEMON LORE 4/1012
SUPERIOR FORCES 2Y 33/1099 MONEY PIT 24/1040
SUPERIOR FORCES 5R 29/1097 WAR-C-KERS 11/1007
SUPERIOR FORCES 60 60/1080 MONSTER CHILD 63/996
SUPERIOR FORCES Y3 71/1110 BOOK OF THOMAS 15/1151
SUPERIOR FORCES 22T 12/1091 SECOND CHANCES 71/1026
3 WRATHMEN 30/661 525 434 4 54.7 5 SCORPIONS 11/1156 0 10 0 0.0
WRATHMEN 41/737 THE ELITE 60/1158
WRATHMEN 63/1079 EMPYREAN COUNCIL 25/1154
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
They locked me in a closet! I was locked in that dark, small closet full of
brooms and mops for a MONTH with nothing to eat but frozen mice! GAAHHH!
And I get out FINALLY, and what do I find? Personals I can't read because
they're in code. I thank whoever wrote 'em, I think Kharadmon, but seriously, I can't
read 'em.
And the fights. Novgorodny Vir did the notes, and they're piffling. Nothing to
'em. You'd think nothing happened. But hey, we had fifteen fights! That's way
better than the worst, which was probably five or so. At least that I heard of.
Fifteen fights, no challenges, no avoids. The action here, well, I'm reminded of
molasses at this season. Okay, not fair. The guys that are here are giving it the
old team try. Getting ready for the winter tourney, maybe. That would be good,
having some tourney victors and champions here.
POSITIVE (26-3633) (157-108-0,246) of WARCKERS fought B'ZIADUL (71-3311) (63-43-
1,231) of WRATHMEN XIV. POSITIVE bested B'ZIADUL in a crowd pleasing 3 minute
gruesome Title fight. No change in the King's Sentinel.
CAT IN THE HAT (24-3103) (190-119-1,232) of THE SEUSS HEUSS fought WELL DON (16-
6079) (47-52-1,187) of GARBAGE PAIL KIDS. CAT IN THE HAT demolished WELL DON in a
popular 1 minute one-sided melee. It's the hat, keeps the ears warm. That's
important.
FURTIVE RETURNS (29-4186) (110-253-1,193) of SUPERIOR FORCES 5R fought SHAVED
MONKEY (71-5133) (50-36-0,209) of SECOND CHANCES. FURTIVE RETURNS was viciously
subdued by SHAVED MONKEY in a 1 minute brawl. Furtivity gets you nowhere worth going.
COLYN SHEA (30-5368) (25-7-2,186) of WRATHMEN fought BARBARIAN (12-4783) (78-77-
0,210) of SUPERIOR FORCES 22T. COLYN SHEA was defeated by BARBARIAN in a crowd
pleasing 1 minute match. Yeah, well, what can you expect? Barbarians are like that.
SAVORY (32-4143) (90-108-1,184) of DEAD WE SUCK fought MASKED GUILDMASTER (105-6)
(0-0-0,201) of the usual Odds and Bods. SAVORY devastated MASKED GUILDMASTER in a
crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel. Not to put down Savory, but did you notice
that the mask crooked? That Guildmaster couldn't SEE.
DARK CHAMPION (4-5689) (58-50-0,195) of DEMON LORE fought JULIANNE (84-19630)
(32-48-0,175) of SUPE FORCES 2A02. DARK CHAMPION overpowered JULIANNE in a popular 1
minute mismatched brawl. Experience. That'll do it.
BEAULIEU (41-3057) (55-43-0,210) of WRATHMEN fought BELA LUGOSI (40-4114) (51-60-
1,177) of SUPERIOR FORCES. BEAULIEU was handily defeated by BELA LUGOSI in a action
packed 1 minute uneven melee. Looks like Beaulieu needs to blow on his wrath to keep
it warm. No dining on frozen mice, either.
EVENING STAR (60-8819) (36-48-0,192) of SUPERIOR FORCES 60 fought ERICKA BEARICKA
(63-2461) (60-53-0,204) of MONSTER CHILD. EVENING STAR was vanquished by ERICKA
BEARICKA in a 1 minute uneven fight. Experience.
OHMYGOD (63-2147) (60-32-1,200) of WRATHMEN fought K. CARSON (8-3609) (29-20-
0,201) of SUPERIOR FORCES. OHMYGOD defeated K. CARSON in a action packed 1 minute
match. Lots of experience.
NAKED TRUTH (15-5162) (48-39-2,196) of BOOK OF THOMAS fought G.I.I.L. (12-5155)
(38-55-0,179) of SUPERIOR FORCES 22T. NAKED TRUTH was overpowered by G.I.I.L. in a
exciting 1 minute bloody one-sided fight. Well, of course! Naked Truth was FREEZING
out there.
ALBINO RAINBOW (11-6238) (64-41-2,209) of WAR-C-KERS fought LLUPERIOR (33-6529)
(76-90-1,178) of SUPERIOR FORCES 2Y. ALBINO RAINBOW viciously subdued LLUPERIOR in a
exciting 3 minute brutal contest. People say the audience was excited, but *I* think
all that jumping around was just because they were all cold.
INNY MEANIE (24-4656) (28-22-0,139) of MONEY PIT fought SIF (71-3925) (22-17-
0,116) of SUPERIOR FORCES Y3. INNY MEANIE viciously subdued SIF in a 2 minute bloody
bout. And just WAIT till Miney Moe comes along.
ROSIE THE RIVETER (11-7942) (17-27-2,59) of SCORPIONS fought SHINORR (105-1) (0-
0-0,60) of the usual Odds and Bods. ROSIE THE RIVETER was handily defeated by SHINORR
in a 1 minute uneven fight. It's those tentacles. Shinorr and Yogonith are both
really into tentacles, and it gives them an edge, which is weird because tentacles
don't have edges.
ATHROGATE IRONFORGE (60-9038) (19-32-1,44) of THE ELITE fought YOGONITH (105-5)
(0-0-0,90) of the usual Odds and Bods. ATHROGATE IRONFORGE was overpowered by
YOGONITH in a 1 minute uneven struggle. Yep, tentacles win.
DOMINO (25-5865) (21-16-1,51) of EMPYREAN COUNCIL fought SHINORR (105-1) (0-0-
0,60) of the usual Odds and Bods. DOMINO was handily defeated by SHINORR in a 1
minute mismatched bout. Probably the only tentacles on the Isle. Well, except for
the tax collectors. But good try, you guys. You'll get there.
-- Fred
THE KING'S SENTINEL W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
POSITIVE 26-3633 158 108 0 264 WARCKERS (587) CALEAM
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CAT IN THE HAT 24-3103 191 119 1 240 THE SEUSS HEUSS (1157) ZORPUNT
BARBARIAN 12-4783 79 77 0 221 SUPERIOR FORCES 22T (1091) RIZTAB
ERICKA BEARICKA 63-2461 61 53 0 213 MONSTER CHILD (996) AMEN-TEI
SHAVED MONKEY 71-5133 51 36 0 213 SECOND CHANCES (1026) KYR'TERR
ALBINO RAINBOW 11-6238 65 41 2 211 WAR-C-KERS (1007) ARUAK CITY
OHMYGOD 63-2147 61 32 1 211 WRATHMEN (1079) AMEN-TEI
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
B'ZIADUL 71-3311 63 44 1 210 WRATHMEN XIV (1074) KYR'TERR
BELA LUGOSI 40-4114 52 60 1 206 SUPERIOR FORCES (538) ZENSU
G.I.I.L. 12-5155 39 55 0 204 SUPERIOR FORCES 22T (1091) RIZTAB
SAVORY 32-4143 91 108 1 202 DEAD WE SUCK (1098) ARVAT
K. CARSON 8-3609 29 21 0 202 SUPERIOR FORCES (1088) ARKERS
DARK CHAMPION 4-5689 59 50 0 201 DEMON LORE (1012) JHELUM
WELL DON 16-6079 47 53 1 198 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1081) WILLAF
FURTIVE RETURNS 29-4186 110 254 1 194 SUPERIOR FORCES 5R (1097) LAPUR
EVENING STAR 60-8819 36 49 0 186 SUPERIOR FORCES 60 (1080) ARADI
COLYN SHEA 30-5368 25 8 2 186 WRATHMEN (661) IAYE
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
LLUPERIOR 33-6529 76 91 1 180 SUPERIOR FORCES 2Y (1099) NIATOLI ISLAND
BEAULIEU 41-3057 55 44 0 178 WRATHMEN (737) KATI-TEI
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
NAKED TRUTH 15-5162 48 40 2 177 BOOK OF THOMAS (1151) MALCORN
JULIANNE 84-19630 32 49 0 173 SUPE FORCES 2A02 (1145) BLACKSTONE
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
INNY MEANIE 24-4656 29 22 0 142 MONEY PIT (1040) ZORPUNT
SIF 71-3925 22 18 0 119 SUPERIOR FORCES Y3 (1110) KYR'TERR
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-SMOKING MINA 25-5864 14 22 3 53 EMPYREAN COUNCIL (1154) LYRATILAN
ROSIE THE RIVETER 11-7942 17 28 2 49 SCORPIONS (1156) ARUAK CITY
ATHROGATE IRONFORGE 60-9038 19 33 1 46 THE ELITE (1158) ARADI
DOMINO 25-5865 21 17 1 43 EMPYREAN COUNCIL (1154) LYRATILAN
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
SCORPIONS/ EMPYREAN COUNCIL/ THE ELITE -- Welcome to Andorak! Not what it once
was...but better than it has been in recent past. Hang in there. The stand ins can
be rough until your skill levels improve. I typically do not send my freshmen here,
so I don't think I have any I could activate so you wouldn't be facing stand ins
repeatedly. Got one recent grad I'll send here instead of Homeguard that way you'll
have at least one down there to battle. We're a quiet bunch, needless to say....
I can't speak for the other two here, but all mine are on maintenance. Like many
others, I used to write personals on a regular basis...but over time have either ran
out of things to say or just can't seem to find the time.
But anyway... just wanted to give a shout out and I hope you stick around. --
Kharadmon, mgr Wrathmen
Merry Christmas everyone! Hope you have a safe and joyous holiday season! --
Kharadmon
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
POSITIVE bested B'ZIADUL in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gruesome Title fight.
CAT IN THE HAT demolished WELL DON in a popular 1 minute one-sided melee.
FURTIVE RETURNS was viciously subdued by SHAVED MONKEY in a 1 minute brawl.
COLYN SHEA was defeated by BARBARIAN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
SAVORY devastated MASKED GUILDMASTER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
DARK CHAMPION overpowered JULIANNE in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
BEAULIEU was handily defeated by BELA LUGOSI in a action packed 1 minute uneven melee.
EVENING STAR was vanquished by ERICKA BEARICKA in a 1 minute uneven fight.
OHMYGOD defeated K. CARSON in a action packed 1 minute match.
NAKED TRUTH was overpowered by G.I.I.L. in a exciting 1 minute bloody one-sided fight.
ALBINO RAINBOW viciously subdued LLUPERIOR in a exciting 3 minute brutal contest.
INNY MEANIE viciously subdued SIF in a 2 minute bloody bout.
ROSIE THE RIVETER was handily defeated by SHINORR in a 1 minute uneven fight.
ATHROGATE IRONFORGE was overpowered by YOGONITH in a 1 minute uneven struggle.
DOMINO was handily defeated by SHINORR in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 13 SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 0 - 0 100 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 5 PARRY-LUNGE 11 - 6 - 0 65 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 WALL OF STEEL 7 - 6 - 0 54 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 AIMED BLOW 65 - 59 - 1 52 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 4 - 0 43 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 LUNGING ATTACK 17 - 26 - 0 40 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 TOTAL PARRY 9 - 15 - 0 38 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 9 - 0 18 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|BASHING ATTACK 0 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 700 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 8 - 5 LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 3 6 AIMED BLOW
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 3 LUNGING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 1 TOTAL PARRY
PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0
BASHING ATTACK 0 - 0
WALL OF STEEL 0 - 2
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY POSITIVE 26-3633 158 108 0 264 WARCKERS (587)
STRIKING ATTACK CAT IN THE HAT 24-3103 191 119 1 240 THE SEUSS HEUSS (1157)
AIMED BLOW BARBARIAN 12-4783 79 77 0 221 SUPERIOR FORCES 22T (1091)
LUNGING ATTACK OHMYGOD 63-2147 61 32 1 211 WRATHMEN (1079)
PARRY-STRIKE WELL DON 16-6079 47 53 1 198 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1081)
WALL OF STEEL BEAULIEU 41-3057 55 44 0 178 WRATHMEN (737)
PARRY-LUNGE SIF 71-3925 22 18 0 119 SUPERIOR FORCES Y3 (1110)
The overall popularity leader is CAT IN THE HAT 24-3103. The most popular warrior
this turn was B'ZIADUL 71-3311. The ten other most popular fighters were ALBINO
RAINBOW 11-6238, POSITIVE 26-3633, SHAVED MONKEY 71-5133, DARK CHAMPION 4-5689, INNY
MEANIE 24-4656, CAT IN THE HAT 24-3103, ERICKA BEARICKA 63-2461, G.I.I.L. 12-5155,
BARBARIAN 12-4783, and JULIANNE 84-19630.
The least popular fighter this week was DOMINO 25-5865. The other ten least popular
fighters were ATHROGATE IRONFORGE 60-9038, NAKED TRUTH 15-5162, EVENING STAR 60-8819,
ROSIE THE RIVETER 11-7942, SIF 71-3925, BEAULIEU 41-3057, LLUPERIOR 33-6529, K.
CARSON 8-3609, SAVORY 32-4143, and COLYN SHEA 30-5368.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
JHELUM(4) 1 0 0 LYRATILAN(25) 0 1 0 ZENSU(40) 1 0 0
ARKERS(8) 0 1 0 CALEAM(26) 1 0 0 KATI-TEI(41) 0 1 0
ARUAK CITY(11) 1 1 0 LAPUR(29) 0 1 0 ARADI(60) 0 2 0
RIZTAB(12) 2 0 0 IAYE(30) 0 1 0 AMEN-TEI(63) 2 0 0
MALCORN(15) 0 1 0 ARVAT(32) 1 0 0 KYR'TERR(71) 1 2 0
WILLAF(16) 0 1 0 NIATOLI ISLAND(33) 0 1 0 BLACKSTONE(84) 0 1 0
ZORPUNT(24) 2 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DARK CHAMPION 4-5689 59 50 0 201 DEMON LORE (1012) JHELUM
K. CARSON 8-3609 29 21 0 202 SUPERIOR FORCES (1088) ARKERS
ALBINO RAINBOW 11-6238 65 41 2 211 WAR-C-KERS (1007) ARUAK CITY
BARBARIAN 12-4783 79 77 0 221 SUPERIOR FORCES 22T (1091) RIZTAB
NAKED TRUTH 15-5162 48 40 2 177 BOOK OF THOMAS (1151) MALCORN
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
WELL DON 16-6079 47 53 1 198 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1081) WILLAF
CAT IN THE HAT 24-3103 191 119 1 240 THE SEUSS HEUSS (1157) ZORPUNT
DOMINO 25-5865 21 17 1 43 EMPYREAN COUNCIL (1154) LYRATILAN
POSITIVE 26-3633 158 108 0 264 WARCKERS (587) CALEAM
FURTIVE RETURNS 29-4186 110 254 1 194 SUPERIOR FORCES 5R (1097) LAPUR
COLYN SHEA 30-5368 25 8 2 186 WRATHMEN (661) IAYE
SAVORY 32-4143 91 108 1 202 DEAD WE SUCK (1098) ARVAT
LLUPERIOR 33-6529 76 91 1 180 SUPERIOR FORCES 2Y (1099) NIATOLI ISLAND
BELA LUGOSI 40-4114 52 60 1 206 SUPERIOR FORCES (538) ZENSU
BEAULIEU 41-3057 55 44 0 178 WRATHMEN (737) KATI-TEI
EVENING STAR 60-8819 36 49 0 186 SUPERIOR FORCES 60 (1080) ARADI
ERICKA BEARICKA 63-2461 61 53 0 213 MONSTER CHILD (996) AMEN-TEI
SHAVED MONKEY 71-5133 51 36 0 213 SECOND CHANCES (1026) KYR'TERR
JULIANNE 84-19630 32 49 0 173 SUPE FORCES 2A02 (1145) BLACKSTONE
CHALLENGES AND AVOIDS
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* * * * * MEMO * * * * *
From: The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To: All Managers
In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately. Managers may
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission. Each warrior may have
up to 15 favorite sayings. Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch,
Victory and may be up to 70 characters long. For any questions, please contact the
Gladiatorial Commission.