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Date : 01/02/2017 Duedate: 01/14/2017
ANDORAK ARENA
DM 105 TURN 701
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 THE SEUSS H 24/1157 4 0 0 100 WRATHMEN! 41/1159
2 DEAD WE SUC 32/1098 1125 808 7 58.2 WRATHMEN XIV 71/1074
SUPERIOR FORCES 8/1088 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS 16/1081
SUPERIOR FORCES 40/538 4 WARCKERS 26/587 1233 1134 15 52.1
SUPE FORCES 2A02 84/1145 DEMON LORE 4/1012
SUPERIOR FORCES 2Y 33/1099 MONEY PIT 24/1040
SUPERIOR FORCES 5R 29/1097 WAR-C-KERS 11/1007
SUPERIOR FORCES 60 60/1080 MONSTER CHILD 63/996
SUPERIOR FORCES Y3 71/1110 BOOK OF THOMAS 15/1151
SUPERIOR FORCES 22T 12/1091 SECOND CHANCES 71/1026
3 WRATHMEN 30/661 527 438 4 54.6 5 SCORPIONS 11/1156 0 14 0 0.0
WRATHMEN 41/737 THE ELITE 60/1158
WRATHMEN 63/1079 EMPYREAN COUNCIL 25/1154
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
The year is new, and some of it's good and some is not. I broke a tooth on one
of those frozen mice, and I have to go to some barber to "get the roots out." What?
It's a tooth, not a tree. I'm thinking I should sue.
But meanwhile, you guys need a spy report. Well, the Zontani golem was all set
to do one for you, but trust me, it's a piece of junk. The golem, and the man, too,
if you ask me, has nothing to say worth hearing.
For instance, he says that "art" is a word that has long since passed from the
language. Then what, I ask, is that three-letter word, a-r-t, that he just used? Is
that why no one's seen the real Zontani in years? Did he decide that "mugger" was
long since vanished from the language, and one got him in an alley? Or just when he
heard the spires of a far off city calling to him and answered, he found himself
WALLED UP in a far off spire. Good thing.
Still, we've got fights here, and you get to listen to ME talking about them. Sixteen
fights, no challenges, no avoids, no deaths, four standbys.
POSITIVE (26-3633) (158-108-0,264) of WARCKERS fought CAT IN THE HAT (24-3103)
(191-119-1,240) of THE SEUSS HEUSS. POSITIVE was devastated by CAT IN THE HAT in a 2
minute mismatched Title fight. That makes the Cat the King's Sentinel now. Good
cess. And it's a spiffy hat, too. Tall and green, with plumes.
ALBINO RAINBOW (11-6238) (65-41-2,211) of WAR-C-KERS fought BELA LUGOSI (40-4114)
(52-60-1,206) of SUPERIOR FORCES. ALBINO RAINBOW handily defeated BELA LUGOSI in a 1
minute one-sided match. That was probably because Lugosi wasn't Bela, and Al Rainbow
was annoyed. He thought he'd got a date lined up, and it was just a fight with some
ugly bum. I know Bela's ugly, because Zontani said the warriors here were all ugly.
Some sure are.
BARBARIAN (12-4783) (79-77-0,221) of SUPERIOR FORCES 22T fought B'ZIADUL (71-
3311) (63-44-1,210) of WRATHMEN XIV. BARBARIAN devastated B'ZIADUL in a popular 3
minute brutal one-sided contest. In this instance, the experienced Barbarian WAS a
Superior Force.
SHAVED MONKEY (71-5133) (51-36-0,213) of SECOND CHANCES fought SAVORY (32-4143)
(91-108-1,202) of DEAD WE SUCK. SHAVED MONKEY bested SAVORY in a 2 minute brawl.
Looks to me like that Shaved Monkey was FREEZING out there. Get that guy a fur coat;
it's winter.
ERICKA BEARICKA (63-2461) (61-53-0,213) of MONSTER CHILD fought OHMYGOD (63-2147)
(61-32-1,211) of WRATHMEN. ERICKA BEARICKA vanquished OHMYGOD in a 2 minute brutal
mismatched fight. Let that be a lesson, when a gladiator says, "If I hear that phrase
ONE MORE TIME, I'm gonna do a slice-and-dice on your--" Ah, you know where, right?
And Ohmygod SAID it, and Ericka DID it.
COLYN SHEA (30-5368) (25-8-2,186) of WRATHMEN fought EVENING STAR (60-8819) (36-
49-0,186) of SUPERIOR FORCES 60. COLYN SHEA was bested by EVENING STAR in a popular 3
minute gruesome competition. Well, of course. It's evening. Um, evening somewhere.
Advantage is where you find it, right?
DARK CHAMPION (4-5689) (59-50-0,201) of DEMON LORE fought LLUPERIOR (33-6529)
(76-91-1,180) of SUPERIOR FORCES 2Y. DARK CHAMPION won victory over LLUPERIOR in a
action packed 2 minute gruesome duel. I think your mistake, or weakness, is that
double ell, Llupe.
FURTIVE RETURNS (29-4186) (110-254-1,194) of SUPERIOR FORCES 5R fought BEAULIEU
(41-3057) (55-44-0,178) of WRATHMEN. FURTIVE RETURNS was overpowered by BEAULIEU in a
popular 2 minute gory uneven duel. Next time, be bold, not furtive.
K. CARSON (8-3609) (29-21-0,202) of SUPERIOR FORCES fought WELL DON (16-6079)
(47-53-1,198) of GARBAGE PAIL KIDS. K. CARSON overpowered WELL DON in a popular 1
minute one-sided melee. You know, I was wondering about that helmet. It's a garbage
pail! You can't fool an old janitor, um, make that a well preserved janitor, with a
garbage pail. We KNOW from garbage pails.
G.I.I.L. (12-5155) (39-55-0,204) of SUPERIOR FORCES 22T fought NAKED TRUTH (15-
5162) (48-40-2,177) of BOOK OF THOMAS. G.I.I.L. was subdued by NAKED TRUTH in a crowd
pleasing 1 minute match. Embarrassing. Wear a cloak, at LEAST, Truth. This is a
family newsletter.
JULIANNE (84-19630) (32-49-0,173) of SUPE FORCES 2A02 fought INNY MEANIE (24-
4656) (29-22-0,142) of MONEY PIT. JULIANNE was handily defeated by INNY MEANIE in a
exciting 1 minute one-sided contest. This is one Zontani commented on: "INNY MEANIE
caught the eye of many in the gladiatorial commission as it skillfully bested JULIANNE
and was awarded 27 points in recognition. In one of the week's more notable duels,
INNY MEANIE put down JULIANNE, causing her to lose 24 points of recognition in the
process."
SIF (71-3925) (22-18-0,119) of SUPERIOR FORCES Y3 fought TARIN SHARPEYES (105-3)
(0-0-0,100) of the Usual Crew. SIF devastated TARIN SHARPEYES in a crowd pleasing 1
minute gory mismatched bout. Be careful with our standbys, Sif. They're hard to
replace.
ROSIE THE RIVETER (11-7942) (17-28-2,49) of SCORPIONS fought TARIN SHARPEYES
(105-3) (0-0-0,100) of the Usual Crew. ROSIE THE RIVETER was vanquished by TARIN
SHARPEYES in a 1 minute mismatched bout. And when you annoy them, they turn around
and hand it on to someone else, too.
SMOKING MINA (25-5864) (14-22-3,53) of EMPYREAN COUNCIL fought TARIN SHARPEYES
(105-3) (0-0-0,100) of the Usual Crew. SMOKING MINA was vanquished by TARIN SHARPEYES
in a 1 minute one-sided fray. Sheesh! Out of four standbys, THREE are Tarin?
Probably showed up expecting to see Zontani Sharpeyes.
DOMINO (25-5865) (21-17-1,43) of EMPYREAN COUNCIL fought SHINORR (105-1) (0-0-
0,60) of the Usual Crew. DOMINO was devastated by SHINORR in a 2 minute gory
mismatched brawl. Ah, those tentacles. Shinorr and Yognith are noted for their
tentacles, and their sneaky attacks.
ATHROGATE IRONFORGE (60-9038) (19-33-1,46) of THE ELITE fought KEELAN (41-4667)
(16-1-0,49) of WRATHMEN!. ATHROGATE IRONFORGE was overpowered by KEELAN in a 1 minute
one-sided match. Wrath, ho!
And there you have it. I'll just hand this off to the runner who's waiting for it and
have another chip-- Wait! Are you TELLING me--? A "serving size" is only ELEVEN
chips? Who made that stupid rule? ELEVEN CHIPS? That's unreasonable!
Fred
THE KING'S SENTINEL W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CAT IN THE HAT 24-3103 192 119 1 278 THE SEUSS HEUSS (1157) ZORPUNT
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BARBARIAN 12-4783 80 77 0 244 SUPERIOR FORCES 22T (1091) RIZTAB
ERICKA BEARICKA 63-2461 62 53 0 239 MONSTER CHILD (996) AMEN-TEI
ALBINO RAINBOW 11-6238 66 41 2 222 WAR-C-KERS (1007) ARUAK CITY
SHAVED MONKEY 71-5133 52 36 0 219 SECOND CHANCES (1026) KYR'TERR
K. CARSON 8-3609 30 21 0 212 SUPERIOR FORCES (1088) ARKERS
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
POSITIVE 26-3633 158 109 0 209 WARCKERS (587) CALEAM
DARK CHAMPION 4-5689 60 50 0 204 DEMON LORE (1012) JHELUM
EVENING STAR 60-8819 37 49 0 203 SUPERIOR FORCES 60 (1080) ARADI
SAVORY 32-4143 91 109 1 200 DEAD WE SUCK (1098) ARVAT
BEAULIEU 41-3057 56 44 0 199 WRATHMEN (737) KATI-TEI
BELA LUGOSI 40-4114 52 61 1 196 SUPERIOR FORCES (538) ZENSU
NAKED TRUTH 15-5162 49 40 2 195 BOOK OF THOMAS (1151) MALCORN
OHMYGOD 63-2147 61 33 1 193 WRATHMEN (1079) AMEN-TEI
B'ZIADUL 71-3311 63 45 1 192 WRATHMEN XIV (1074) KYR'TERR
WELL DON 16-6079 47 54 1 191 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1081) WILLAF
G.I.I.L. 12-5155 39 56 0 185 SUPERIOR FORCES 22T (1091) RIZTAB
COLYN SHEA 30-5368 25 9 2 184 WRATHMEN (661) IAYE
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
FURTIVE RETURNS 29-4186 110 255 1 180 SUPERIOR FORCES 5R (1097) LAPUR
LLUPERIOR 33-6529 76 92 1 180 SUPERIOR FORCES 2Y (1099) NIATOLI ISLAND
INNY MEANIE 24-4656 30 22 0 169 MONEY PIT (1040) ZORPUNT
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JULIANNE 84-19630 32 50 0 149 SUPE FORCES 2A02 (1145) BLACKSTONE
SIF 71-3925 23 18 0 125 SUPERIOR FORCES Y3 (1110) KYR'TERR
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
KEELAN 41-4667 17 1 0 58 WRATHMEN! (1159) KATI-TEI
SMOKING MINA 25-5864 14 23 3 55 EMPYREAN COUNCIL (1154) LYRATILAN
ROSIE THE RIVETER 11-7942 17 29 2 52 SCORPIONS (1156) ARUAK CITY
ATHROGATE IRONFORGE 60-9038 19 34 1 41 THE ELITE (1158) ARADI
DOMINO 25-5865 21 18 1 37 EMPYREAN COUNCIL (1154) LYRATILAN
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
POSITIVE was devastated by CAT IN THE HAT in a 2 minute mismatched Title fight.
ALBINO RAINBOW handily defeated BELA LUGOSI in a 1 minute one-sided match.
BARBARIAN devastated B'ZIADUL in a popular 3 minute brutal one-sided contest.
SHAVED MONKEY bested SAVORY in a 2 minute brawl.
ERICKA BEARICKA vanquished OHMYGOD in a 2 minute brutal mismatched fight.
COLYN SHEA was bested by EVENING STAR in a popular 3 minute gruesome competition.
DARK CHAMPION won victory over LLUPERIOR in a action packed 2 minute gruesome duel.
FURTIVE RETURNS was overpowered by BEAULIEU in a popular 2 minute gory uneven duel.
K. CARSON overpowered WELL DON in a popular 1 minute one-sided melee.
G.I.I.L. was subdued by NAKED TRUTH in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
JULIANNE was handily defeated by INNY MEANIE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided contest.
SIF devastated TARIN SHARPEYES in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory mismatched bout.
ROSIE THE RIVETER was vanquished by TARIN SHARPEYES in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
SMOKING MINA was vanquished by TARIN SHARPEYES in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
DOMINO was devastated by SHINORR in a 2 minute gory mismatched brawl.
ATHROGATE IRONFORGE was overpowered by KEELAN in a 1 minute one-sided match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 13 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 - 0 100 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 5 SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 0 - 0 100 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 PARRY-LUNGE 11 - 5 - 0 69 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 AIMED BLOW 67 - 58 - 1 54 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 2 WALL OF STEEL 7 - 7 - 0 50 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 STRIKING ATTACK 4 - 5 - 0 44 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 LUNGING ATTACK 16 - 28 - 0 36 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 TOTAL PARRY 8 - 15 - 0 35 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 0 PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 10 - 0 17 |
|BASHING ATTACK 0 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 701 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 2 8 AIMED BLOW
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 5 1 STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 9 - 4 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 TOTAL PARRY
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 WALL OF STEEL
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 1 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 2
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK CAT IN THE HAT 24-3103 192 119 1 278 THE SEUSS HEUSS (1157)
AIMED BLOW BARBARIAN 12-4783 80 77 0 244 SUPERIOR FORCES 22T (1091)
TOTAL PARRY POSITIVE 26-3633 158 109 0 209 WARCKERS (587)
WALL OF STEEL BEAULIEU 41-3057 56 44 0 199 WRATHMEN (737)
LUNGING ATTACK OHMYGOD 63-2147 61 33 1 193 WRATHMEN (1079)
PARRY-STRIKE WELL DON 16-6079 47 54 1 191 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1081)
PARRY-LUNGE SIF 71-3925 23 18 0 125 SUPERIOR FORCES Y3 (1110)
PARRY-RIPOSTE KEELAN 41-4667 17 1 0 58 WRATHMEN! (1159)
The overall popularity leader is CAT IN THE HAT 24-3103. The most popular warrior
this turn was BARBARIAN 12-4783. The ten other most popular fighters were CAT IN THE
HAT 24-3103, EVENING STAR 60-8819, BEAULIEU 41-3057, COLYN SHEA 30-5368, DARK
CHAMPION 4-5689, POSITIVE 26-3633, ERICKA BEARICKA 63-2461, B'ZIADUL 71-3311, SHAVED
MONKEY 71-5133, and K. CARSON 8-3609.
The least popular fighter this week was SMOKING MINA 25-5864. The other ten least
popular fighters were ROSIE THE RIVETER 11-7942, ATHROGATE IRONFORGE 60-9038, DOMINO
25-5865, JULIANNE 84-19630, WELL DON 16-6079, LLUPERIOR 33-6529, KEELAN 41-4667,
G.I.I.L. 12-5155, BELA LUGOSI 40-4114, and SIF 71-3925.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
JHELUM(4) 1 0 0 LYRATILAN(25) 0 2 0 ZENSU(40) 0 1 0
ARKERS(8) 1 0 0 CALEAM(26) 0 1 0 KATI-TEI(41) 2 0 0
ARUAK CITY(11) 1 1 0 LAPUR(29) 0 1 0 ARADI(60) 1 1 0
RIZTAB(12) 1 1 0 IAYE(30) 0 1 0 AMEN-TEI(63) 1 1 0
MALCORN(15) 1 0 0 ARVAT(32) 0 1 0 KYR'TERR(71) 2 1 0
WILLAF(16) 0 1 0 NIATOLI ISLAND(33) 0 1 0 BLACKSTONE(84) 0 1 0
ZORPUNT(24) 2 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DARK CHAMPION 4-5689 60 50 0 204 DEMON LORE (1012) JHELUM
K. CARSON 8-3609 30 21 0 212 SUPERIOR FORCES (1088) ARKERS
ALBINO RAINBOW 11-6238 66 41 2 222 WAR-C-KERS (1007) ARUAK CITY
BARBARIAN 12-4783 80 77 0 244 SUPERIOR FORCES 22T (1091) RIZTAB
NAKED TRUTH 15-5162 49 40 2 195 BOOK OF THOMAS (1151) MALCORN
WELL DON 16-6079 47 54 1 191 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1081) WILLAF
CAT IN THE HAT 24-3103 192 119 1 278 THE SEUSS HEUSS (1157) ZORPUNT
SMOKING MINA 25-5864 14 23 3 55 EMPYREAN COUNCIL (1154) LYRATILAN
POSITIVE 26-3633 158 109 0 209 WARCKERS (587) CALEAM
FURTIVE RETURNS 29-4186 110 255 1 180 SUPERIOR FORCES 5R (1097) LAPUR
COLYN SHEA 30-5368 25 9 2 184 WRATHMEN (661) IAYE
SAVORY 32-4143 91 109 1 200 DEAD WE SUCK (1098) ARVAT
LLUPERIOR 33-6529 76 92 1 180 SUPERIOR FORCES 2Y (1099) NIATOLI ISLAND
BELA LUGOSI 40-4114 52 61 1 196 SUPERIOR FORCES (538) ZENSU
BEAULIEU 41-3057 56 44 0 199 WRATHMEN (737) KATI-TEI
EVENING STAR 60-8819 37 49 0 203 SUPERIOR FORCES 60 (1080) ARADI
ERICKA BEARICKA 63-2461 62 53 0 239 MONSTER CHILD (996) AMEN-TEI
SHAVED MONKEY 71-5133 52 36 0 219 SECOND CHANCES (1026) KYR'TERR
JULIANNE 84-19630 32 50 0 149 SUPE FORCES 2A02 (1145) BLACKSTONE