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Date   : 01/02/2017    Duedate: 01/14/2017

ANDORAK ARENA

DM 105    TURN 701

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 THE SEUSS H 24/1157    4    0   0  100      WRATHMEN! 41/1159
  2 DEAD WE SUC 32/1098 1125  808   7 58.2      WRATHMEN XIV 71/1074
    SUPERIOR FORCES 8/1088                      GARBAGE PAIL KIDS 16/1081
    SUPERIOR FORCES 40/538                    4 WARCKERS 26/587     1233 1134  15 52.1
    SUPE FORCES 2A02 84/1145                    DEMON LORE 4/1012
    SUPERIOR FORCES 2Y 33/1099                  MONEY PIT 24/1040
    SUPERIOR FORCES 5R 29/1097                  WAR-C-KERS 11/1007
    SUPERIOR FORCES 60 60/1080                  MONSTER CHILD 63/996
    SUPERIOR FORCES Y3 71/1110                  BOOK OF THOMAS 15/1151
    SUPERIOR FORCES 22T 12/1091                 SECOND CHANCES 71/1026
  3 WRATHMEN 30/661      527  438   4 54.6    5 SCORPIONS 11/1156      0   14   0  0.0
    WRATHMEN 41/737                             THE ELITE 60/1158
    WRATHMEN 63/1079                            EMPYREAN COUNCIL 25/1154

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     The year is new, and some of it's good and some is not.  I broke a tooth on one 
of those frozen mice, and I have to go to some barber to "get the roots out."  What?  
It's a tooth, not a tree.  I'm thinking I should sue.
     But meanwhile, you guys need a spy report.  Well, the Zontani golem was all set 
to do one for you, but trust me, it's a piece of junk.  The golem, and the man, too, 
if you ask me, has nothing to say worth hearing.
     For instance, he says that "art" is a word that has long since passed from the 
language.  Then what, I ask, is that three-letter word, a-r-t, that he just used?  Is 
that why no one's seen the real Zontani in years?  Did he decide that "mugger" was 
long since vanished from the language, and one got him in an alley?  Or just when he 
heard the spires of a far off city calling to him and answered, he found himself 
WALLED UP in a far off spire.  Good thing.

Still, we've got fights here, and you get to listen to ME talking about them.  Sixteen 
fights, no challenges, no avoids, no deaths, four standbys.

     POSITIVE (26-3633) (158-108-0,264) of WARCKERS fought CAT IN THE HAT (24-3103) 
(191-119-1,240) of THE SEUSS HEUSS.  POSITIVE was devastated by CAT IN THE HAT in a 2 
minute mismatched Title fight.  That makes the Cat the King's Sentinel now.  Good 
cess.  And it's a spiffy hat, too.  Tall and green, with plumes.

     ALBINO RAINBOW (11-6238) (65-41-2,211) of WAR-C-KERS fought BELA LUGOSI (40-4114) 
(52-60-1,206) of SUPERIOR FORCES.  ALBINO RAINBOW handily defeated BELA LUGOSI in a 1 
minute one-sided match.  That was probably because Lugosi wasn't Bela, and Al Rainbow 
was annoyed.  He thought he'd got a date lined up, and it was just a fight with some 
ugly bum.  I know Bela's ugly, because Zontani said the warriors here were all ugly.  
Some sure are.
     BARBARIAN (12-4783) (79-77-0,221) of SUPERIOR FORCES 22T fought B'ZIADUL (71-
3311) (63-44-1,210) of WRATHMEN XIV.  BARBARIAN devastated B'ZIADUL in a popular 3 
minute brutal one-sided contest.  In this instance, the experienced Barbarian WAS a 
Superior Force.
     SHAVED MONKEY (71-5133) (51-36-0,213) of SECOND CHANCES fought SAVORY (32-4143) 
(91-108-1,202) of DEAD WE SUCK.  SHAVED MONKEY bested SAVORY in a 2 minute brawl.  
Looks to me like that Shaved Monkey was FREEZING out there.  Get that guy a fur coat; 
it's winter.
     ERICKA BEARICKA (63-2461) (61-53-0,213) of MONSTER CHILD fought OHMYGOD (63-2147) 
(61-32-1,211) of WRATHMEN.  ERICKA BEARICKA vanquished OHMYGOD in a 2 minute brutal 
mismatched fight.  Let that be a lesson, when a gladiator says, "If I hear that phrase 
ONE MORE TIME, I'm gonna do a slice-and-dice on your--"  Ah, you know where, right?  
And Ohmygod SAID it, and Ericka DID it.
     COLYN SHEA (30-5368) (25-8-2,186) of WRATHMEN fought EVENING STAR (60-8819) (36-
49-0,186) of SUPERIOR FORCES 60.  COLYN SHEA was bested by EVENING STAR in a popular 3 
minute gruesome competition.  Well, of course.  It's evening.  Um, evening somewhere.  
Advantage is where you find it, right?

     DARK CHAMPION (4-5689) (59-50-0,201) of DEMON LORE fought LLUPERIOR (33-6529) 
(76-91-1,180) of SUPERIOR FORCES 2Y.  DARK CHAMPION won victory over LLUPERIOR in a 
action packed 2 minute gruesome duel.  I think your mistake, or weakness, is that 
double ell, Llupe.
     FURTIVE RETURNS (29-4186) (110-254-1,194) of SUPERIOR FORCES 5R fought BEAULIEU 
(41-3057) (55-44-0,178) of WRATHMEN.  FURTIVE RETURNS was overpowered by BEAULIEU in a 
popular 2 minute gory uneven duel.  Next time, be bold, not furtive.
     K. CARSON (8-3609) (29-21-0,202) of SUPERIOR FORCES fought WELL DON (16-6079) 
(47-53-1,198) of GARBAGE PAIL KIDS.  K. CARSON overpowered WELL DON in a popular 1 
minute one-sided melee.  You know, I was wondering about that helmet.  It's a garbage 
pail!  You can't fool an old janitor, um, make that a well preserved janitor, with a 
garbage pail.  We KNOW from garbage pails.
     G.I.I.L. (12-5155) (39-55-0,204) of SUPERIOR FORCES 22T fought NAKED TRUTH (15-
5162) (48-40-2,177) of BOOK OF THOMAS.  G.I.I.L. was subdued by NAKED TRUTH in a crowd 
pleasing 1 minute match.  Embarrassing.  Wear a cloak, at LEAST, Truth.  This is a 
family newsletter.
     JULIANNE (84-19630) (32-49-0,173) of SUPE FORCES 2A02 fought INNY MEANIE (24-
4656) (29-22-0,142) of MONEY PIT.  JULIANNE was handily defeated by INNY MEANIE in a 
exciting 1 minute one-sided contest.  This is one Zontani commented on:  "INNY MEANIE 
caught the eye of many in the gladiatorial commission as it skillfully bested JULIANNE 
and was awarded 27 points in recognition.  In one of the week's more notable duels, 
INNY MEANIE put down JULIANNE, causing her to lose 24 points of recognition in the 
process."

     SIF (71-3925) (22-18-0,119) of SUPERIOR FORCES Y3 fought TARIN SHARPEYES (105-3) 
(0-0-0,100) of the Usual Crew.  SIF devastated TARIN SHARPEYES in a crowd pleasing 1 
minute gory mismatched bout.  Be careful with our standbys, Sif.  They're hard to 
replace.
     ROSIE THE RIVETER (11-7942) (17-28-2,49) of SCORPIONS fought TARIN SHARPEYES 
(105-3) (0-0-0,100) of the Usual Crew.  ROSIE THE RIVETER was vanquished by TARIN 
SHARPEYES in a 1 minute mismatched bout.  And when you annoy them, they turn around 
and hand it on to someone else, too.
     SMOKING MINA (25-5864) (14-22-3,53) of EMPYREAN COUNCIL fought TARIN SHARPEYES 
(105-3) (0-0-0,100) of the Usual Crew.  SMOKING MINA was vanquished by TARIN SHARPEYES 
in a 1 minute one-sided fray.  Sheesh!  Out of four standbys, THREE are Tarin?  
Probably showed up expecting to see Zontani Sharpeyes.
     DOMINO (25-5865) (21-17-1,43) of EMPYREAN COUNCIL fought SHINORR (105-1) (0-0-
0,60) of the Usual Crew.  DOMINO was devastated by SHINORR in a 2 minute gory 
mismatched brawl.  Ah, those tentacles.  Shinorr and Yognith are noted for their 
tentacles, and their sneaky attacks.
     ATHROGATE IRONFORGE (60-9038) (19-33-1,46) of THE ELITE fought KEELAN (41-4667) 
(16-1-0,49) of WRATHMEN!.  ATHROGATE IRONFORGE was overpowered by KEELAN in a 1 minute 
one-sided match.  Wrath, ho!

And there you have it.  I'll just hand this off to the runner who's waiting for it and 
have another chip--  Wait!  Are you TELLING me--?  A "serving size" is only ELEVEN 
chips?  Who made that stupid rule?  ELEVEN CHIPS?  That's unreasonable!

                                           Fred

THE KING'S SENTINEL            W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CAT IN THE HAT 24-3103      192 119  1  278  THE SEUSS HEUSS (1157)     ZORPUNT

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BARBARIAN 12-4783            80  77  0  244  SUPERIOR FORCES 22T (1091) RIZTAB
 ERICKA BEARICKA 63-2461      62  53  0  239  MONSTER CHILD (996)        AMEN-TEI
 ALBINO RAINBOW 11-6238       66  41  2  222  WAR-C-KERS (1007)          ARUAK CITY
 SHAVED MONKEY 71-5133        52  36  0  219  SECOND CHANCES (1026)      KYR'TERR
 K. CARSON 8-3609             30  21  0  212  SUPERIOR FORCES (1088)     ARKERS

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 POSITIVE 26-3633            158 109  0  209  WARCKERS (587)             CALEAM
 DARK CHAMPION 4-5689         60  50  0  204  DEMON LORE (1012)          JHELUM
 EVENING STAR 60-8819         37  49  0  203  SUPERIOR FORCES 60 (1080)  ARADI
 SAVORY 32-4143               91 109  1  200  DEAD WE SUCK (1098)        ARVAT
 BEAULIEU 41-3057             56  44  0  199  WRATHMEN (737)             KATI-TEI
 BELA LUGOSI 40-4114          52  61  1  196  SUPERIOR FORCES (538)      ZENSU
 NAKED TRUTH 15-5162          49  40  2  195  BOOK OF THOMAS (1151)      MALCORN
 OHMYGOD 63-2147              61  33  1  193  WRATHMEN (1079)            AMEN-TEI
 B'ZIADUL 71-3311             63  45  1  192  WRATHMEN XIV (1074)        KYR'TERR
 WELL DON 16-6079             47  54  1  191  GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1081)   WILLAF
 G.I.I.L. 12-5155             39  56  0  185  SUPERIOR FORCES 22T (1091) RIZTAB
 COLYN SHEA 30-5368           25   9  2  184  WRATHMEN (661)             IAYE

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 FURTIVE RETURNS 29-4186     110 255  1  180  SUPERIOR FORCES 5R (1097)  LAPUR
 LLUPERIOR 33-6529            76  92  1  180  SUPERIOR FORCES 2Y (1099)  NIATOLI ISLAND
 INNY MEANIE 24-4656          30  22  0  169  MONEY PIT (1040)           ZORPUNT

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JULIANNE 84-19630            32  50  0  149  SUPE FORCES 2A02 (1145)    BLACKSTONE
 SIF 71-3925                  23  18  0  125  SUPERIOR FORCES Y3 (1110)  KYR'TERR

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KEELAN 41-4667               17   1  0   58  WRATHMEN! (1159)           KATI-TEI
 SMOKING MINA 25-5864         14  23  3   55  EMPYREAN COUNCIL (1154)    LYRATILAN
 ROSIE THE RIVETER 11-7942    17  29  2   52  SCORPIONS (1156)           ARUAK CITY
 ATHROGATE IRONFORGE 60-9038  19  34  1   41  THE ELITE (1158)           ARADI
 DOMINO 25-5865               21  18  1   37  EMPYREAN COUNCIL (1154)    LYRATILAN

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

POSITIVE was devastated by CAT IN THE HAT in a 2 minute mismatched Title fight.
ALBINO RAINBOW handily defeated BELA LUGOSI in a 1 minute one-sided match.
BARBARIAN devastated B'ZIADUL in a popular 3 minute brutal one-sided contest.
SHAVED MONKEY bested SAVORY in a 2 minute brawl.
ERICKA BEARICKA vanquished OHMYGOD in a 2 minute brutal mismatched fight.
COLYN SHEA was bested by EVENING STAR in a popular 3 minute gruesome competition.
DARK CHAMPION won victory over LLUPERIOR in a action packed 2 minute gruesome duel.
FURTIVE RETURNS was overpowered by BEAULIEU in a popular 2 minute gory uneven duel.
K. CARSON overpowered WELL DON in a popular 1 minute one-sided melee.
G.I.I.L. was subdued by NAKED TRUTH in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
JULIANNE was handily defeated by INNY MEANIE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided contest.
SIF devastated TARIN SHARPEYES in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory mismatched bout.
ROSIE THE RIVETER was vanquished by TARIN SHARPEYES in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
SMOKING MINA was vanquished by TARIN SHARPEYES in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
DOMINO was devastated by SHINORR in a 2 minute gory mismatched brawl.
ATHROGATE IRONFORGE was overpowered by KEELAN in a 1 minute one-sided match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      13         PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -   0 -  0     100  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   5         SLASHING ATTACK    2 -   0 -  0     100  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         PARRY-LUNGE       11 -   5 -  0      69  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         AIMED BLOW        67 -  58 -  1      54  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         WALL OF STEEL      7 -   7 -  0      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         STRIKING ATTACK    4 -   5 -  0      44  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         LUNGING ATTACK    16 -  28 -  0      36  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         TOTAL PARRY        8 -  15 -  0      35  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  10 -  0      17  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         BASHING ATTACK     0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 701 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  2         8  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  5         1  STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         9 -  4     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  TOTAL PARRY    
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  WALL OF STEEL  
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  2     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  CAT IN THE HAT 24-3103    192 119  1  278 THE SEUSS HEUSS (1157)
AIMED BLOW       BARBARIAN 12-4783          80  77  0  244 SUPERIOR FORCES 22T (1091)
TOTAL PARRY      POSITIVE 26-3633          158 109  0  209 WARCKERS (587)
WALL OF STEEL    BEAULIEU 41-3057           56  44  0  199 WRATHMEN (737)
LUNGING ATTACK   OHMYGOD 63-2147            61  33  1  193 WRATHMEN (1079)
PARRY-STRIKE     WELL DON 16-6079           47  54  1  191 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1081)
PARRY-LUNGE      SIF 71-3925                23  18  0  125 SUPERIOR FORCES Y3 (1110)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    KEELAN 41-4667             17   1  0   58 WRATHMEN! (1159)

The overall popularity leader is CAT IN THE HAT 24-3103.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was BARBARIAN 12-4783.  The ten other most popular fighters were CAT IN THE 
HAT 24-3103, EVENING STAR 60-8819, BEAULIEU 41-3057, COLYN SHEA 30-5368, DARK 
CHAMPION 4-5689, POSITIVE 26-3633, ERICKA BEARICKA 63-2461, B'ZIADUL 71-3311, SHAVED 
MONKEY 71-5133, and K. CARSON 8-3609.

The least popular fighter this week was SMOKING MINA 25-5864.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were ROSIE THE RIVETER 11-7942, ATHROGATE IRONFORGE 60-9038, DOMINO 
25-5865, JULIANNE 84-19630, WELL DON 16-6079, LLUPERIOR 33-6529, KEELAN 41-4667, 
G.I.I.L. 12-5155, BELA LUGOSI 40-4114, and SIF 71-3925.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
JHELUM(4)            1  0 0  LYRATILAN(25)        0  2 0  ZENSU(40)            0  1 0  
ARKERS(8)            1  0 0  CALEAM(26)           0  1 0  KATI-TEI(41)         2  0 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       1  1 0  LAPUR(29)            0  1 0  ARADI(60)            1  1 0  
RIZTAB(12)           1  1 0  IAYE(30)             0  1 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         1  1 0  
MALCORN(15)          1  0 0  ARVAT(32)            0  1 0  KYR'TERR(71)         2  1 0  
WILLAF(16)           0  1 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   0  1 0  BLACKSTONE(84)       0  1 0  
ZORPUNT(24)          2  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DARK CHAMPION 4-5689        60  50  0  204  DEMON LORE (1012)          JHELUM
 K. CARSON 8-3609            30  21  0  212  SUPERIOR FORCES (1088)     ARKERS
 ALBINO RAINBOW 11-6238      66  41  2  222  WAR-C-KERS (1007)          ARUAK CITY
 BARBARIAN 12-4783           80  77  0  244  SUPERIOR FORCES 22T (1091) RIZTAB
 NAKED TRUTH 15-5162         49  40  2  195  BOOK OF THOMAS (1151)      MALCORN
 WELL DON 16-6079            47  54  1  191  GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1081)   WILLAF
 CAT IN THE HAT 24-3103     192 119  1  278  THE SEUSS HEUSS (1157)     ZORPUNT
 SMOKING MINA 25-5864        14  23  3   55  EMPYREAN COUNCIL (1154)    LYRATILAN
 POSITIVE 26-3633           158 109  0  209  WARCKERS (587)             CALEAM
 FURTIVE RETURNS 29-4186    110 255  1  180  SUPERIOR FORCES 5R (1097)  LAPUR
 COLYN SHEA 30-5368          25   9  2  184  WRATHMEN (661)             IAYE
 SAVORY 32-4143              91 109  1  200  DEAD WE SUCK (1098)        ARVAT
 LLUPERIOR 33-6529           76  92  1  180  SUPERIOR FORCES 2Y (1099)  NIATOLI ISLAND
 BELA LUGOSI 40-4114         52  61  1  196  SUPERIOR FORCES (538)      ZENSU
 BEAULIEU 41-3057            56  44  0  199  WRATHMEN (737)             KATI-TEI
 EVENING STAR 60-8819        37  49  0  203  SUPERIOR FORCES 60 (1080)  ARADI
 ERICKA BEARICKA 63-2461     62  53  0  239  MONSTER CHILD (996)        AMEN-TEI
 SHAVED MONKEY 71-5133       52  36  0  219  SECOND CHANCES (1026)      KYR'TERR
 JULIANNE 84-19630           32  50  0  149  SUPE FORCES 2A02 (1145)    BLACKSTONE