AD Date : 02/26/2018 Duedate: 03/10/2018 ANDORAK ARENA DM 105 TURN 731 RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K % 1 THE SEUSS H 24/1157 22 12 0 64.7 SUPERIOR FORCES 5411 82/1139 2 DIRTIE 56/1104 1384 1090 9 55.9 SUPERIOR FORCES 5703 82/1137 THE OPERA 47/1102 3 WARCKERS 26/587 1560 1368 22 53.3 DEAD WE SUCK 32/1098 DEMON LORE 4/1012 DEMONS & DEVILS 7/1087 MONEY PIT 24/1040 SUPERIOR FORCES 8/1088 WAR-C-KERS 11/1007 SUPERIOR FORCES 40/538 INCARNATIONS 52/711 SUPE FORCES 2A02 84/1145 WAR SEEKERS 97/1015 SUPERIOR FORCES 1W 82/1036 MONSTER CHILD 63/996 SUPERIOR FORCES 2Y 33/1099 BOOK OF THOMAS 15/1151 SUPERIOR FORCES 5R 29/1097 CRYSTAL PALACE 30/1083 SUPERIOR FORCES 5V 82/1116 HAUNTED CASTLE 82/1084 SUPERIOR FORCES 60 60/1080 SECOND CHANCES 74/1020 SUPERIOR FORCES 6D 82/1119 SHERWOOD FOREST 26/1153 SUPERIOR FORCES 6N 18/1029 GAMES PEOPLE PLAY 82/839 SUPERIOR FORCES IS 82/1039 HAUNTED CASTLE 3 82/1179 SUPERIOR FORCES Y3 71/1110 4 ERRATA 11/1090 2 2 0 50.0 SUPERIOR FORCES Y4 71/1062 ERRATA 25/1095 SUPERIOR FORCES 22T 12/1091 REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER Okay, Vir the Modest (a god descending on Andorak? As if!) has made a couple of notes on the fights here. Bah. Twenty-eight fights, no challenges, no avoids, no deaths, no personals, twelve standbys. This is pathetic. Our own standbys are sneering at us. For the title, a random match: VALERIAN (82-17255) (42-16-0,269) of SUPERIOR FORCES IS fought DREAM CATCHER (74- 3177) (58-51-2,265) of SECOND CHANCES. VALERIAN was viciously subdued by DREAM CATCHER in a 3 minute Title fight. Is this the Catcher's dream? Give us a few words from the top! Some other fights, to make it look like someone cares here: BALOR (7-5894) (52-34-0,237) of DEMONS & DEVILS fought CAT IN THE HAT (24-3103) (210-130-1,204) of THE SEUSS HEUSS. BALOR savagely defeated CAT IN THE HAT in a exciting 3 minute gory melee. Odd, I kinda thought the Cat was a demon. Well, you never know. DARK CHAMPION (4-5689) (69-53-0,259) of DEMON LORE fought LLUPERIOR (33-6529) (85-112-1,182) of SUPERIOR FORCES 2Y. DARK CHAMPION vanquished LLUPERIOR in a popular 3 minute gory mismatched brawl. Is this going to be a Victory for Demons day? ALBINO RAINBOW (11-6238) (89-46-3,219) of WAR-C-KERS fought K. CARSON (8-3609) (39-41-0,187) of SUPERIOR FORCES. ALBINO RAINBOW demolished K. CARSON in a 1 minute mismatched competition. I looked for the rainbow, but it was too albino. SUPERIOR SNOTLING (18-10095) (25-8-0,248) of SUPERIOR FORCES 6N fought TESSHIAN (105-22) (0-0-0,181) of the Guys. SUPERIOR SNOTLING overpowered TESSHIAN in a 1 minute one-sided struggle. I *told* Tesshian he should've carried an off-hand hanky to wipe away the snot, but nooo, he knew better. FURTIVE RETURNS (29-4186) (126-268-1,256) of SUPERIOR FORCES 5R fought TESSHIAN (105-22) (0-0-0,181) of the Guys. FURTIVE RETURNS overcame TESSHIAN in a 1 minute fight. Not Tesshian's day. AIKEN (71-3933) (77-57-1,221) of SUPERIOR FORCES Y4 fought JIMI (105-27) (0-0- 0,240) of the Guys. AIKEN overcame JIMI in a 2 minute melee. Don't bet on Jimi. POSITIVE (26-3633) (185-110-1,369) of WARCKERS fought LOKI (71-3798) (35-34- 2,216) of SUPERIOR FORCES Y3. POSITIVE won victory over LOKI in a 2 minute duel. You'll note that the bookies don't call this a mismatch or uneven. Watch out for this Loki. SAVORY (32-4143) (105-124-1,219) of DEAD WE SUCK fought GUARDSMAN (105-8) (0-0- 0,250) of the Guys. SAVORY vanquished GUARDSMAN in a 1 minute uneven fight. Yeah, well, if the Guardsman was good, he wouldn't be a standby, right? YOURBAGD FOREVER (47-6968) (27-15-0,209) of THE OPERA fought MASKED GUILDMASTER (105-6) (0-0-0,201) of the Guys. YOURBAGD FOREVER slimly lost to MASKED GUILDMASTER in a popular 2 minute brutal fight. You ever wonder who's behind that mask? He never takes it off. We could pass this guy on the street and not know him. MACHINE (56-3795) (58-57-0,202) of DIRTIE fought SACRIFICE (82-12669) (41-23- 2,205) of GAMES PEOPLE PLAY. MACHINE was handily defeated by SACRIFICE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout. A machine sacrificed? That doesn't sound so bad. EVENING STAR (60-8819) (45-70-0,189) of SUPERIOR FORCES 60 fought SILENT DOOM (82-12389) (30-18-0,195) of HAUNTED CASTLE. EVENING STAR was devastated by SILENT DOOM in a exciting 2 minute mismatched conflict. Ah, I thought it was a sunset cloud. ERICKA BEARICKA (63-2461) (78-65-0,207) of MONSTER CHILD fought DEEZ (25-5213) (19-8-1,200) of ERRATA. ERICKA BEARICKA devastated DEEZ in a 1 minute mismatched bout. A telling difference in experience. SIF (71-3925) (35-35-1,186) of SUPERIOR FORCES Y3 fought YUCKY TUCKY (26-4460) (24-18-1,157) of SHERWOOD FOREST. SIF overcame YUCKY TUCKY in a 2 minute fight. And now Sif has a winning record! Good luck hanging onto that, Sif. INNY MEANIE (24-4656) (42-38-2,192) of MONEY PIT fought HUNGRY HIPPO (82-49609) (17-12-0,187) of SUPERIOR FORCES 5411. INNY MEANIE vanquished HUNGRY HIPPO in a action packed 2 minute mismatched bout. Some things even a hippo shouldn't try to eat. And there you have it, or some of it. See you in two weeks, which might be warmer. Fred THE KING'S SENTINEL W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY DREAM CATCHER 74-3177 59 51 2 286 SECOND CHANCES (1020) DAYLA KIV GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY POSITIVE 26-3633 186 110 1 376 WARCKERS (587) CALEAM BALOR 7-5894 53 34 0 285 DEMONS & DEVILS (1087) BONSUR DARK CHAMPION 4-5689 70 53 0 267 DEMON LORE (1012) JHELUM FURTIVE RETURNS 29-4186 127 268 1 258 SUPERIOR FORCES 5R (1097) LAPUR SUPERIOR SNOTLING 18-10095 26 8 0 254 SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (1029) TALCAMA SAVORY 32-4143 106 124 1 230 DEAD WE SUCK (1098) ARVAT ALBINO RAINBOW 11-6238 90 46 3 227 WAR-C-KERS (1007) ARUAK CITY AIKEN 71-3933 78 57 1 227 SUPERIOR FORCES Y4 (1062) KYR'TERR ERICKA BEARICKA 63-2461 79 65 0 223 MONSTER CHILD (996) AMEN-TEI HIDDEN DOOM 82-12390 46 26 2 220 HAUNTED CASTLE (1084) DWES EG SACRIFICE 82-12669 42 23 2 217 GAMES PEOPLE PLAY (839) DWES EG BLUE GREEN ALGAE 82-9099 20 14 1 214 SUPERIOR FORCES 5V (1116) DWES EG LITTLE MOKELE 2 18-9946 45 26 0 212 SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (1029) TALCAMA GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY LOKI 71-3798 35 35 2 210 SUPERIOR FORCES Y3 (1110) KYR'TERR NAKED TRUTH 15-5162 69 49 2 207 BOOK OF THOMAS (1151) MALCORN INNY MEANIE 24-4656 43 38 2 207 MONEY PIT (1040) ZORPUNT SILENT DOOM 82-12389 31 18 0 206 HAUNTED CASTLE (1084) DWES EG CAT IN THE HAT 24-3103 210 131 1 201 THE SEUSS HEUSS (1157) ZORPUNT G.I.I.L. 12-5155 50 75 0 201 SUPERIOR FORCES 22T (1091) RIZTAB GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY VALERIAN 82-17255 42 17 0 198 SUPERIOR FORCES IS (1039) DWES EG YOURBAGD FOREVER 47-6968 27 16 0 196 THE OPERA (1102) NORTH FORK MACHINE 56-3795 58 58 0 195 DIRTIE (1104) ROCANIS DEEZ 25-5213 19 9 1 194 ERRATA (1095) LYRATILAN K. CARSON 8-3609 39 42 0 191 SUPERIOR FORCES (1088) ARKERS SSSS 82-14051 21 32 0 190 SUPERIOR FORCES 6D (1119) DWES EG SIF 71-3925 36 35 1 188 SUPERIOR FORCES Y3 (1110) KYR'TERR BELA LUGOSI 40-4114 64 79 1 186 SUPERIOR FORCES (538) ZENSU EVENING STAR 60-8819 45 71 0 184 SUPERIOR FORCES 60 (1080) ARADI MAXIMUM EFFORT 82-11013 43 55 1 184 SUPERIOR FORCES 1W (1036) DWES EG JULIANNE 84-19630 40 72 0 184 SUPE FORCES 2A02 (1145) BLACKSTONE LLUPERIOR 33-6529 85 113 1 181 SUPERIOR FORCES 2Y (1099) NIYTYOLE ISLAND GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY SALLANCHE 18-8925 29 12 1 180 SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (1029) TALCAMA HUNGRY HIPPO 82-49609 17 13 0 179 SUPERIOR FORCES 5411 (1139)DWES EG BANALADAR 82-37977 20 12 0 177 SUPERIOR FORCES 5703 (1137)DWES EG SNOWY SNOW 30-4597 35 34 0 166 CRYSTAL PALACE (1083) IAYE MERCURY RISING 97-1378 27 31 4 166 WAR SEEKERS (1015) SHADOW GROVE YUCKY TUCKY 26-4460 24 19 1 160 SHERWOOD FOREST (1153) CALEAM GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY RAVEN 71-3435 28 35 2 138 SUPERIOR FORCES Y3 (1110) KYR'TERR JUSTICE 26-4709 30 29 0 137 WARCKERS (587) CALEAM BONESCALE 26-5299 21 9 2 132 WARCKERS (587) CALEAM AXIOM 11-3918 21 9 0 109 ERRATA (1090) ARUAK CITY GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY HATHOR 52-4437 18 5 1 68 INCARNATIONS (711) FRATSFA '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS VALERIAN was viciously subdued by DREAM CATCHER in a 3 minute Title fight. BALOR savagely defeated CAT IN THE HAT in a exciting 3 minute gory melee. DARK CHAMPION vanquished LLUPERIOR in a popular 3 minute gory mismatched brawl. ALBINO RAINBOW demolished K. CARSON in a 1 minute mismatched competition. SUPERIOR SNOTLING overpowered TESSHIAN in a 1 minute one-sided struggle. FURTIVE RETURNS overcame TESSHIAN in a 1 minute fight. AIKEN overcame JIMI in a 2 minute melee. POSITIVE won victory over LOKI in a 2 minute duel. SAVORY vanquished GUARDSMAN in a 1 minute uneven fight. YOURBAGD FOREVER slimly lost to MASKED GUILDMASTER in a popular 2 minute brutal fight. MACHINE was handily defeated by SACRIFICE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout. EVENING STAR was devastated by SILENT DOOM in a exciting 2 minute mismatched conflict. ERICKA BEARICKA devastated DEEZ in a 1 minute mismatched bout. SIF overcame YUCKY TUCKY in a 2 minute fight. INNY MEANIE vanquished HUNGRY HIPPO in a action packed 2 minute mismatched bout. BLUE GREEN ALGAE overpowered TESSHIAN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched brawl. G.I.I.L. was beaten by NAKED TRUTH in a exciting 1 minute match. MAXIMUM EFFORT was savagely defeated by MEYK in a popular 3 minute bloody match. HIDDEN DOOM viciously subdued SALLANCHE in a popular 3 minute gory contest. SSSS was vanquished by MASKED GUILDMASTER in a action packed 1 minute one-sided match. JULIANNE was vanquished by GUARDSMAN in a 2 minute gory mismatched fray. MERCURY RISING was demolished by BELA LUGOSI in a 1 minute one-sided fight. LITTLE MOKELE 2 vanquished SNOWY SNOW in a 1 minute one-sided match. BANALADAR slimly won victory over JUSTICE in a 3 minute fight. BONESCALE was overpowered by TYLARRA in a exciting 1 minute uneven match. AXIOM was vanquished by RAVEN in a 2 minute one-sided fray. SACRED DOOM handily defeated YOGONITH in a 1 minute mismatched bout. HATHOR vanquished SHINORR in a 1 minute one-sided bout. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |AIMED BLOW 14 TOTAL PARRY 16 - 10 - 0 62 | |LUNGING ATTACK 14 AIMED BLOW 95 - 68 - 0 58 | |PARRY-LUNGE 4 PARRY-LUNGE 23 - 17 - 1 58 | |SLASHING ATTACK 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 12 - 10 - 1 55 | |STRIKING ATTACK 3 LUNGING ATTACK 93 - 89 - 1 51 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 STRIKING ATTACK 25 - 34 - 0 42 | |TOTAL PARRY 2 WALL OF STEEL 3 - 5 - 0 38 | |PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-STRIKE 4 - 9 - 1 31 | |BASHING ATTACK 1 SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 10 - 0 23 | |WALL OF STEEL 0 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 - 0 0 | Turn 731 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: AIMED BLOW 10 - 4 SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 6 AIMED BLOW LUNGING ATTACK 8 - 6 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 4 LUNGING ATTACK PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 2 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 3 1 TOTAL PARRY PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME LUNGING ATTACK DREAM CATCHER 74-3177 59 51 2 286 SECOND CHANCES (1020) TOTAL PARRY POSITIVE 26-3633 186 110 1 376 WARCKERS (587) AIMED BLOW DARK CHAMPION 4-5689 70 53 0 267 DEMON LORE (1012) STRIKING ATTACK CAT IN THE HAT 24-3103 210 131 1 201 THE SEUSS HEUSS (1157) PARRY-LUNGE VALERIAN 82-17255 42 17 0 198 SUPERIOR FORCES IS (1039) SLASHING ATTACK DEEZ 25-5213 19 9 1 194 ERRATA (1095) PARRY-RIPOSTE RAVEN 71-3435 28 35 2 138 SUPERIOR FORCES Y3 (1110) PARRY-STRIKE BONESCALE 26-5299 21 9 2 132 WARCKERS (587) BASHING ATTACK AXIOM 11-3918 21 9 0 109 ERRATA (1090) The overall popularity leader is CAT IN THE HAT 24-3103. The most popular warrior this turn was DREAM CATCHER 74-3177. The ten other most popular fighters were HIDDEN DOOM 82-12390, DARK CHAMPION 4-5689, BALOR 7-5894, SILENT DOOM 82-12389, MAXIMUM EFFORT 82-11013, INNY MEANIE 24-4656, AIKEN 71-3933, POSITIVE 26-3633, YOURBAGD FOREVER 47-6968, and SACRIFICE 82-12669. The least popular fighter this week was SNOWY SNOW 30-4597. The other ten least popular fighters were BONESCALE 26-5299, MERCURY RISING 97-1378, DEEZ 25-5213, HATHOR 52-4437, SACRED DOOM 82-10660, AXIOM 11-3918, LITTLE MOKELE 2 18-9946, BELA LUGOSI 40-4114, JULIANNE 84-19630, and SSSS 82-14051. Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K JHELUM(4) 1 0 0 CALEAM(26) 1 3 0 ROCANIS(56) 0 1 0 BONSUR(7) 1 0 0 LAPUR(29) 1 0 0 ARADI(60) 0 1 0 ARKERS(8) 0 1 0 IAYE(30) 0 1 0 AMEN-TEI(63) 1 0 0 ARUAK CITY(11) 1 1 0 ARVAT(32) 1 0 0 KYR'TERR(71) 3 1 0 RIZTAB(12) 0 1 0 NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33) 0 1 0 DAYLA KIV(74) 1 0 0 MALCORN(15) 1 0 0 ZENSU(40) 1 0 0 DWES EG(82) 6 4 0 TALCAMA(18) 2 1 0 NORTH FORK(47) 0 1 0 BLACKSTONE(84) 0 1 0 ZORPUNT(24) 1 1 0 FRATSFA(52) 1 0 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 0 1 0 LYRATILAN(25) 0 1 0 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY DARK CHAMPION 4-5689 70 53 0 267 DEMON LORE (1012) JHELUM BALOR 7-5894 53 34 0 285 DEMONS & DEVILS (1087) BONSUR K. CARSON 8-3609 39 42 0 191 SUPERIOR FORCES (1088) ARKERS ALBINO RAINBOW 11-6238 90 46 3 227 WAR-C-KERS (1007) ARUAK CITY G.I.I.L. 12-5155 50 75 0 201 SUPERIOR FORCES 22T (1091) RIZTAB NAKED TRUTH 15-5162 69 49 2 207 BOOK OF THOMAS (1151) MALCORN SUPERIOR SNOTLING 18-10095 26 8 0 254 SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (1029) TALCAMA INNY MEANIE 24-4656 43 38 2 207 MONEY PIT (1040) ZORPUNT DEEZ 25-5213 19 9 1 194 ERRATA (1095) LYRATILAN POSITIVE 26-3633 186 110 1 376 WARCKERS (587) CALEAM FURTIVE RETURNS 29-4186 127 268 1 258 SUPERIOR FORCES 5R (1097) LAPUR SNOWY SNOW 30-4597 35 34 0 166 CRYSTAL PALACE (1083) IAYE SAVORY 32-4143 106 124 1 230 DEAD WE SUCK (1098) ARVAT LLUPERIOR 33-6529 85 113 1 181 SUPERIOR FORCES 2Y (1099) NIYTYOLE ISLAND BELA LUGOSI 40-4114 64 79 1 186 SUPERIOR FORCES (538) ZENSU YOURBAGD FOREVER 47-6968 27 16 0 196 THE OPERA (1102) NORTH FORK HATHOR 52-4437 18 5 1 68 INCARNATIONS (711) FRATSFA MACHINE 56-3795 58 58 0 195 DIRTIE (1104) ROCANIS EVENING STAR 60-8819 45 71 0 184 SUPERIOR FORCES 60 (1080) ARADI ERICKA BEARICKA 63-2461 79 65 0 223 MONSTER CHILD (996) AMEN-TEI AIKEN 71-3933 78 57 1 227 SUPERIOR FORCES Y4 (1062) KYR'TERR DREAM CATCHER 74-3177 59 51 2 286 SECOND CHANCES (1020) DAYLA KIV HIDDEN DOOM 82-12390 46 26 2 220 HAUNTED CASTLE (1084) DWES EG JULIANNE 84-19630 40 72 0 184 SUPE FORCES 2A02 (1145) BLACKSTONE MERCURY RISING 97-1378 27 31 4 166 WAR SEEKERS (1015) SHADOW GROVE SUMMER FACE-TO-FACE IN ARLINGTON, VIRGINIA We have planned our summer FTF for July 13-15, 2018, in Arlington, Virginia, only 7 miles on a quick Metro ride from Washington, D.C.!. It will be held at the Holiday Inn Arlington at Ballston. Room rates are $79 per night on 7/12 and 7/15 and $129 on 7/13 and 7/14, 1-2 occupancy. There's free wireless throughout the property as well as a fitness center, outdoor pool, and business center, as well as a resturant and bar inside the hotel. There is no airport shuttle and parking is $7/day. The rooms are blocked -- ask for the Reality Simulations block. Reservations must be made by 6/12. (As always if you have issues making reservations, please let us know!) Hotel site: http://www.hiarlington.com Look for the tournament info sheet and minioverviews some time in June. We hope you're all looking forward to it and that we will see you there! -- RSI NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS) For those of you who keep track of such things, one additional warrior graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. SEVENTH SON (1-9401) MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537) DOMINATION (32-5232) ANGELS OF PAIN (360) STARSCREAM (47-7419) DARQUE FORCES (396) THE BOBSTER (82-1072) ODDITIES (184) 0001 (82-7927) JAN 2001 (1148) 0004 (82-7932) JAN 2001 2 (1149) LAKES (82-22204) WAY OF THE BLADE ID (3522) SUPPERMAN (82-48250) HUNGRY HEROES (8107) GEMS (82-49984) 4 LETTER TREASURE (8402) JACK MONTGOMERY (84-38004) MEDAL OF HONOR B7 (6651) SKINNER (84-46102) XCOM BETA (7965) PEPEROMIA PIZZA (85-2352) ADD SOME FLOWER (435) WEBBED ZOMBIE (85-4040) MOM 'N DAD ZOMBIES? (735) Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes