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Date   : 03/26/2018    Duedate: 04/07/2018

ANDORAK ARENA

DM 105    TURN 733

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 THE SEUSS H 24/1157   24   12   0 66.7    3 WARCKERS 26/587     1580 1383  25 53.3
  2 DIRTIE 56/1104      1407 1115   9 55.8      DEMON LORE 4/1012
    THE OPERA 47/1102                           MONEY PIT 24/1040
    DEAD WE SUCK 32/1098                        WAR-C-KERS 11/1007
    DEMONS & DEVILS 7/1087                      INCARNATIONS 52/711
    SUPERIOR FORCES 8/1088                      WAR SEEKERS 97/1015
    SUPERIOR FORCES 40/538                      MONSTER CHILD 63/996
    SUPE FORCES 2A02 84/1145                    WAR SEEKERS' 97/1085
    SUPERIOR FORCES 1W 82/1036                  BOOK OF THOMAS 15/1151
    SUPERIOR FORCES 2Y 33/1099                  CRYSTAL PALACE 30/1083
    SUPERIOR FORCES 5R 29/1097                  HAUNTED CASTLE 82/1084
    SUPERIOR FORCES 5V 82/1116                  SECOND CHANCES 74/1020
    SUPERIOR FORCES 60 60/1080                  SHERWOOD FOREST 26/1153
    SUPERIOR FORCES 6D 82/1119                  GAMES PEOPLE PLAY 82/839
    SUPERIOR FORCES 6N 18/1029                  HAUNTED CASTLE 2 82/1180
    SUPERIOR FORCES IS 82/1039                  HAUNTED CASTLE 3 82/1179
    SUPERIOR FORCES Y3 71/1110                  HAUNTED CASTLE 4 82/1181
    SUPERIOR FORCES Y4 71/1062                4 SHADOW LANC 22/1160   26   23   0 53.1
    SUPERIOR FORCES 22T 12/1091               5-ERRATA 11/1090         2    2   0 50.0
    SUPERIOR FORCES 5411 82/1139                ERRATA 25/1095
    SUPERIOR FORCES 5703 82/1137

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Debby Tonte came by to help me.  Gods preserve me.  She was fun, don't get me 
wrong, but she wasn't really helpful.  I put her to work on the chipmunk problem.  You 
may hear about that when Free Blades runs.  Or not, if she forgets.
     Anyway, hmm, Certain Doom beet a standby and got sixty points.  Big deal.  But 
that's all she commented on, so here it is:  26) CERTAIN DOOM (82-7932) (0-0-0,0) of 
HAUNTED CASTLE 4 fought TARIN SHARPEYES (105-3) (0-0-0,100) of the Guys.  CERTAIN DOOM 
handily defeated TARIN SHARPEYES in a 1 minute uneven bout.

     Other than that, 28 fights, 0 challenges, 0 avoids, 0 personals, 2 dead, 11 
standbys, and a bloodstain on a purple robe.

For the title:
     BLUE GREEN ALGAE (82-9099) (21-14-1,224) of SUPERIOR FORCES 5V fought SILENT DOOM 
(82-12389) (32-18-0,211) of HAUNTED CASTLE.  BLUE GREEN ALGAE devastated SILENT DOOM 
in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.  I dunno, it looked like a good match to me.  If 
you're having a problem with BG Algae, make sure the sun doesn't hit your water 
pitcher.  Sunlight encourages it.

Other fights:
     BALOR (7-5894) (54-34-0,301) of DEMONS & DEVILS fought INNY MEANIE (24-4656) (43-
39-2,201) of MONEY PIT.  BALOR viciously subdued INNY MEANIE in a action packed 3 
minute brutal battle.  Balor PUSHED Inny Meanie into that pit.  Messy.  You'll notice 
that this fight was not uneven.
     ALBINO RAINBOW (11-6238) (91-46-3,236) of WAR-C-KERS fought G.I.I.L. (12-5155) 
(50-76-0,210) of SUPERIOR FORCES 22T.  ALBINO RAINBOW defeated G.I.I.L. in a crowd 
pleasing 3 minute duel.  Albino does that a lot.  No colorful distractions.
     SUPERIOR SNOTLING (18-10095) (27-8-0,265) of SUPERIOR FORCES 6N fought TESSHIAN 
(105-22) (0-0-0,181) of the Guys.  SUPERIOR SNOTLING devastated TESSHIAN in a exciting 
1 minute one-sided fight.  Yup, seeing all that snot coming would devastate most 
people.
     VALERIAN (82-17255) (43-17-0,215) of SUPERIOR FORCES IS fought BERYL (105-26) (0-
0-0,181) of the Guys.  VALERIAN bested BERYL in a action packed 1 minute brawl.  It 
might be the season.

     CAT IN THE HAT (24-3103) (211-131-1,212) of THE SEUSS HEUSS fought EVENING STAR 
(60-8819) (46-71-0,194) of SUPERIOR FORCES 60.  CAT IN THE HAT overpowered EVENING 
STAR in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.  The power of the Hat.  I've heard about that.  
Although it's supposed to be more powerful if the hat is "funny."
     POSITIVE (26-3633) (187-110-1,386) of WARCKERS fought K. CARSON (8-3609) (39-43-
0,194) of SUPERIOR FORCES.  POSITIVE slew K. CARSON in a action packed 1 minute melee.  
The first of the two deaths.  Distinctly uneven, if you ask me.
     ERICKA BEARICKA (63-2461) (80-65-0,232) of MONSTER CHILD fought SSSS (82-14051) 
(21-33-0,193) of SUPERIOR FORCES 6D.  ERICKA BEARICKA won victory over SSSS in a 2 
minute duel.  I was trying to see Ericka's trick, but somebody stood up in front of me 
JUST at the wrong minute.
     AIKEN (71-3933) (79-57-1,233) of SUPERIOR FORCES Y4 fought TESSHIAN (105-22) (0-
0-0,181) of the Guys.  AIKEN vanquished TESSHIAN in a 1 minute uneven fight.  Now 
Tesshian is achin'.
     LOKI (71-3798) (36-35-2,226) of SUPERIOR FORCES Y3 fought NAKED TRUTH (15-5162) 
(69-50-2,195) of BOOK OF THOMAS.  LOKI was viciously subdued by NAKED TRUTH in a 
popular 5 minute brutal fight.  I'm sure there's something I should say about this 
one, but my mind is blank.

     BELA LUGOSI (40-4114) (65-79-1,192) of SUPERIOR FORCES fought DREAM CATCHER (74-
3177) (59-52-2,197) of SECOND CHANCES.  BELA LUGOSI was overcome by DREAM CATCHER in a 
popular 1 minute bout.  Was Bela a dream that got caught?
     YOURBAGD FOREVER (47-6968) (28-16-0,205) of THE OPERA fought JIMI (105-27) (0-0-
0,240) of the Guys.  YOURBAGD FOREVER was narrowly killed by JIMI in a crowd pleasing 
4 minute match.  The second death.  Embarrassing, eh?
     SAVORY (32-4143) (106-125-1,209) of DEAD WE SUCK fought SACRIFICE (82-12669) (42-
24-2,201) of GAMES PEOPLE PLAY.  SAVORY was devastated by SACRIFICE in a crowd 
pleasing 1 minute one-sided battle.  I do NOT understand what makes a fight "one-
sided."
     MACHINE (56-3795) (58-59-0,187) of DIRTIE fought HIDDEN DOOM (82-12390) (46-27-
2,201) of HAUNTED CASTLE.  MACHINE overpowered HIDDEN DOOM in a popular 1 minute 
gruesome mismatched conflict.  Never hide, Doom.  It always means trouble.
     FURTIVE RETURNS (29-4186) (127-269-1,190) of SUPERIOR FORCES 5R fought TESSHIAN 
(105-22) (0-0-0,181) of the Guys.  FURTIVE RETURNS overpowered TESSHIAN in a 1 minute 
uneven struggle.  But furtively, you know.

                                             Fred

THE KING'S SENTINEL            W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BLUE GREEN ALGAE 82-9099     22  14  1  242  SUPERIOR FORCES 5V (1116)  DWES EG

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 POSITIVE 26-3633            188 110  2  424  WARCKERS (587)             CALEAM
 BALOR 7-5894                 55  34  0  311  DEMONS & DEVILS (1087)     BONSUR
-DARK CHAMPION 4-5689         71  53  0  290  DEMON LORE (1012)          JHELUM
 SUPERIOR SNOTLING 18-10095   28   8  0  271  SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (1029)  TALCAMA
 ALBINO RAINBOW 11-6238       92  46  3  244  WAR-C-KERS (1007)          ARUAK CITY
 AIKEN 71-3933                80  57  1  238  SUPERIOR FORCES Y4 (1062)  KYR'TERR
 ERICKA BEARICKA 63-2461      81  65  0  236  MONSTER CHILD (996)        AMEN-TEI
 CAT IN THE HAT 24-3103      212 131  1  223  THE SEUSS HEUSS (1157)     ZORPUNT
 VALERIAN 82-17255            44  17  0  217  SUPERIOR FORCES IS (1039)  DWES EG
 MACHINE 56-3795              59  59  0  215  DIRTIE (1104)              ROCANIS
 SACRIFICE 82-12669           43  24  2  212  GAMES PEOPLE PLAY (839)    DWES EG

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 G.I.I.L. 12-5155             50  77  0  210  SUPERIOR FORCES 22T (1091) RIZTAB

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 K. CARSON 8-3609             39  44  0  210  SUPERIOR FORCES (1088)     ARKERS
 NAKED TRUTH 15-5162          70  50  2  207  BOOK OF THOMAS (1151)      MALCORN
 EVENING STAR 60-8819         46  72  0  206  SUPERIOR FORCES 60 (1080)  ARADI
 DREAM CATCHER 74-3177        60  52  2  202  SECOND CHANCES (1020)      DAYLA KIV
 INNY MEANIE 24-4656          43  40  2  201  MONEY PIT (1040)           ZORPUNT
 LOKI 71-3798                 36  36  2  200  SUPERIOR FORCES Y3 (1110)  KYR'TERR
 FURTIVE RETURNS 29-4186     128 269  1  198  SUPERIOR FORCES 5R (1097)  LAPUR
 LITTLE MOKELE 2 18-9946      46  27  0  198  SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (1029)  TALCAMA
 YOURBAGD FOREVER 47-6968     28  17  0  198  THE OPERA (1102)           NORTH FORK
 SAVORY 32-4143              106 126  1  195  DEAD WE SUCK (1098)        ARVAT
 SSSS 82-14051                21  34  0  195  SUPERIOR FORCES 6D (1119)  DWES EG
-DEEZ 25-5213                 19   9  1  194  ERRATA (1095)              LYRATILAN
 MAXIMUM EFFORT 82-11013      44  56  1  193  SUPERIOR FORCES 1W (1036)  DWES EG
 SILENT DOOM 82-12389         32  19  0  192  HAUNTED CASTLE (1084)      DWES EG
 BELA LUGOSI 40-4114          65  80  1  190  SUPERIOR FORCES (538)      ZENSU
 MERCURY RISING 97-1378       29  31  4  189  WAR SEEKERS (1015)         SHADOW GROVE
 HIDDEN DOOM 82-12390         46  28  2  183  HAUNTED CASTLE (1084)      DWES EG
 BANALADAR 82-37977           21  13  0  183  SUPERIOR FORCES 5703 (1137)DWES EG
 JULIANNE 84-19630            41  73  0  182  SUPE FORCES 2A02 (1145)    BLACKSTONE

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SIF 71-3925                  36  37  1  179  SUPERIOR FORCES Y3 (1110)  KYR'TERR
 YUCKY TUCKY 26-4460          25  20  1  178  SHERWOOD FOREST (1153)     CALEAM
 JUSTICE 26-4709              31  30  0  175  WARCKERS (587)             CALEAM
 LLUPERIOR 33-6529            85 115  1  166  SUPERIOR FORCES 2Y (1099)  NIYTYOLE ISLAND
-SNOWY SNOW 30-4597           35  35  0  161  CRYSTAL PALACE (1083)      IAYE
 VAGABOND 22-5097             26  15  2  157  SHADOW LANCERS (1160)      SOLVEN
 RAVEN 71-3435                30  35  2  155  SUPERIOR FORCES Y3 (1110)  KYR'TERR
 HUNGRY HIPPO 82-49609        17  15  0  154  SUPERIOR FORCES 5411 (1139)DWES EG

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SALLANCHE 18-8925            30  13  1  144  SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (1029)  TALCAMA
 MERCURY'S SPIRIT 97-2218     26  25  5  139  WAR SEEKERS' (1085)        SHADOW GROVE
 BONESCALE 26-5299            21  11  2  132  WARCKERS (587)             CALEAM
-AXIOM 11-3918                21   9  0  109  ERRATA (1090)              ARUAK CITY
 VLADIA THE IMPALER 22-4893   29  22  1  107  SHADOW LANCERS (1160)      SOLVEN

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-APOPHIS 52-3627              21  11  2   76  INCARNATIONS (711)         FRATSFA
 HATHOR 52-4437               19   6  2   65  INCARNATIONS (711)         FRATSFA
 CERTAIN DOOM 82-7932          1   0  0   60  HAUNTED CASTLE 4 (1181)    DWES EG
-WARRIOR EIGHT 40-4680        16   5  1   54  201507 FTF 02 (1182)       ZENSU
 MENTAL DOOM 82-7927           1   0  1   39  HAUNTED CASTLE 2 (1180)    DWES EG

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN
SHINORR                    0   0  0                        HATHOR 52-4437            733
K. CARSON 8-3609          39  44  0 SUPERIOR FORCES 1088   POSITIVE 26-3633          733
YOURBAGD FOREVER 47-6968  28  17  0 THE OPERA 1102         JIMI                      733

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BLUE GREEN ALGAE devastated SILENT DOOM in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
BALOR viciously subdued INNY MEANIE in a action packed 3 minute brutal battle.
ALBINO RAINBOW defeated G.I.I.L. in a crowd pleasing 3 minute duel.
SUPERIOR SNOTLING devastated TESSHIAN in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
VALERIAN bested BERYL in a action packed 1 minute brawl.
CAT IN THE HAT overpowered EVENING STAR in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
POSITIVE slew K. CARSON in a action packed 1 minute melee.
ERICKA BEARICKA won victory over SSSS in a 2 minute duel.
AIKEN vanquished TESSHIAN in a 1 minute uneven fight.
LOKI was viciously subdued by NAKED TRUTH in a popular 5 minute brutal fight.
BELA LUGOSI was overcome by DREAM CATCHER in a popular 1 minute bout.
YOURBAGD FOREVER was narrowly killed by JIMI in a crowd pleasing 4 minute match.
SAVORY was devastated by SACRIFICE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided battle.
MACHINE overpowered HIDDEN DOOM in a popular 1 minute gruesome mismatched conflict.
FURTIVE RETURNS overpowered TESSHIAN in a 1 minute uneven struggle.
SIF was handily defeated by JIMI in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody mismatched bout.
YUCKY TUCKY was defeated by MAXIMUM EFFORT in a exciting 1 minute bout.
MERCURY RISING savagely defeated LLUPERIOR in a exciting 4 minute gory bout.
LITTLE MOKELE 2 slimly won victory over JUSTICE in a 2 minute competition.
MERCURY'S SPIRIT was overpowered by VAGABOND in a exciting 1 minute uneven fight.
JULIANNE overpowered BONESCALE in a 1 minute uneven fray.
HUNGRY HIPPO was viciously subdued by SACRED DOOM in a popular 2 minute contest.
BANALADAR overpowered TESSHIAN in a 1 minute uneven fight.
VLADIA THE IMPALER was overpowered by SALLANCHE in a popular 1 minute uneven fight.
RAVEN subdued TYLARRA in a exciting 4 minute gruesome melee.
CERTAIN DOOM handily defeated TARIN SHARPEYES in a 1 minute uneven bout.
MENTAL DOOM savagely slew SHINORR in a action packed 2 minute brutal competition.
HATHOR slew SHINORR in a action packed 1 minute fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  17         PARRY-RIPOSTE     13 -   7 -  0      65  |
|AIMED BLOW                      13         TOTAL PARRY       14 -  10 -  1      58  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  5         AIMED BLOW        87 -  63 -  0      58  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      4         LUNGING ATTACK    91 -  82 -  1      53  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         PARRY-LUNGE       20 -  20 -  0      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         WALL OF STEEL      2 -   2 -  0      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         STRIKING ATTACK   23 -  28 -  0      45  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-STRIKE       3 -   6 -  1      33  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  11 -  1      21  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         BASHING ATTACK     0 -   1 -  0       0  |

Turn 733 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         5  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK    11 -  6     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  2     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         1  TOTAL PARRY    
AIMED BLOW         7 -  6                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  2                                       1  PARRY-LUNGE    
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1     
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   BLUE GREEN ALGAE 82-9099   22  14  1  242 SUPERIOR FORCES 5V (1116)
TOTAL PARRY      POSITIVE 26-3633          188 110  2  424 WARCKERS (587)
AIMED BLOW       SUPERIOR SNOTLIN 18-10095  28   8  0  271 SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (1029)
STRIKING ATTACK  CAT IN THE HAT 24-3103    212 131  1  223 THE SEUSS HEUSS (1157)
PARRY-LUNGE      VALERIAN 82-17255          44  17  0  217 SUPERIOR FORCES IS (1039)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    JUSTICE 26-4709            31  30  0  175 WARCKERS (587)
PARRY-STRIKE     BONESCALE 26-5299          21  11  2  132 WARCKERS (587)
SLASHING ATTACK  HATHOR 52-4437             19   6  2   65 INCARNATIONS (711)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
The overall popularity leader is CAT IN THE HAT 24-3103.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was MERCURY RISING 97-1378.  The ten other most popular fighters were LOKI 
71-3798, NAKED TRUTH 15-5162, YOURBAGD FOREVER 47-6968, BALOR 7-5894, MENTAL DOOM 
82-7927, ALBINO RAINBOW 11-6238, SACRED DOOM 82-10660, G.I.I.L. 12-5155, MAXIMUM 
EFFORT 82-11013, and CAT IN THE HAT 24-3103.

The least popular fighter this week was SILENT DOOM 82-12389.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were HUNGRY HIPPO 82--15927, BONESCALE 26-5299, HIDDEN DOOM 
82-12390, BELA LUGOSI 40-4114, CERTAIN DOOM 82-7932, VLADIA THE IMPALER 22-4893, 
BANALADAR 82--27559, JULIANNE 84-19630, JUSTICE 26-4709, and SIF 71-3925.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
BONSUR(7)            1  0 0  CALEAM(26)           1  3 1  ARADI(60)            0  1 0  
ARKERS(8)            0  1 0  LAPUR(29)            1  0 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         1  0 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       1  0 0  ARVAT(32)            0  1 0  KYR'TERR(71)         2  2 0  
RIZTAB(12)           0  1 0  NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33)  0  1 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        1  0 0  
MALCORN(15)          1  0 0  ZENSU(40)            0  1 0  DWES EG(82)          8  4 1  
TALCAMA(18)          3  0 0  NORTH FORK(47)       0  1 0  BLACKSTONE(84)       1  0 0  
SOLVEN(22)           1  1 0  FRATSFA(52)          1  0 1  SHADOW GROVE(97)     1  1 0  
ZORPUNT(24)          1  1 0  ROCANIS(56)          1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BALOR 7-5894                55  34  0  311  DEMONS & DEVILS (1087)     BONSUR
 K. CARSON 8-3609            39  44  0  210  SUPERIOR FORCES (1088)     ARKERS
 ALBINO RAINBOW 11-6238      92  46  3  244  WAR-C-KERS (1007)          ARUAK CITY
 G.I.I.L. 12-5155            50  77  0  210  SUPERIOR FORCES 22T (1091) RIZTAB
 NAKED TRUTH 15-5162         70  50  2  207  BOOK OF THOMAS (1151)      MALCORN
 SUPERIOR SNOTLING 18-10095  28   8  0  271  SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (1029)  TALCAMA
 VAGABOND 22-5097            26  15  2  157  SHADOW LANCERS (1160)      SOLVEN
 CAT IN THE HAT 24-3103     212 131  1  223  THE SEUSS HEUSS (1157)     ZORPUNT
 POSITIVE 26-3633           188 110  2  424  WARCKERS (587)             CALEAM
 FURTIVE RETURNS 29-4186    128 269  1  198  SUPERIOR FORCES 5R (1097)  LAPUR
 SAVORY 32-4143             106 126  1  195  DEAD WE SUCK (1098)        ARVAT
 LLUPERIOR 33-6529           85 115  1  166  SUPERIOR FORCES 2Y (1099)  NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 BELA LUGOSI 40-4114         65  80  1  190  SUPERIOR FORCES (538)      ZENSU
 YOURBAGD FOREVER 47-6968    28  17  0  198  THE OPERA (1102)           NORTH FORK
 HATHOR 52-4437              19   6  2   65  INCARNATIONS (711)         FRATSFA
 MACHINE 56-3795             59  59  0  215  DIRTIE (1104)              ROCANIS
 EVENING STAR 60-8819        46  72  0  206  SUPERIOR FORCES 60 (1080)  ARADI
 ERICKA BEARICKA 63-2461     81  65  0  236  MONSTER CHILD (996)        AMEN-TEI
 AIKEN 71-3933               80  57  1  238  SUPERIOR FORCES Y4 (1062)  KYR'TERR
 DREAM CATCHER 74-3177       60  52  2  202  SECOND CHANCES (1020)      DAYLA KIV
 BLUE GREEN ALGAE 82-9099    22  14  1  242  SUPERIOR FORCES 5V (1116)  DWES EG
 JULIANNE 84-19630           41  73  0  182  SUPE FORCES 2A02 (1145)    BLACKSTONE
 MERCURY RISING 97-1378      29  31  4  189  WAR SEEKERS (1015)         SHADOW GROVE

                                NAME CHANGE-O-RAMA

     Algernon, who had NOT gotten the name change he'd asked for, looked at the latest 
petitioner.  This was a typical gladiator, big, muscular, and scarred, with a frown.  
"Ah, what can I do for you?"
     "Name change.  I heard we can do that.  I'm tired of being Jane Doe."
     "I'd think you would be," Algernon said faintly.  "The Commission has actually 
been thinking about this.  It isn't FREE, mind you!  It takes money to run our office, 
you know, and we want to buy some goats--"
     "I don't care about goats!"  He made a crude suggestion about goats.
     "Gladiators, teams, it will cost you two dollars to make a change--"
     "I had a talk with my manager.  He'll find the money.  I want to change my name 
to Jane Ralph.  I'm no doe!"  He thumped a fist on the counter.
     "Er, yes.  Jane Ralph.  Fill out this form, please."  He pushed the paper across 
the counter.  "The changes start on the 15th of April--that's the Ides, you know, and 
can be submitted through the end of May.  With the payment.  No change without the 
goat, ah, the gold."

                                  *   *   *   *   *  

     Warrior and team name changes will be accepted beginning April 15 and continuing 
throughout the month of May.  The cost will be $2 per name change.  All proceeds will 
be used to buy goats via Heifer International and will be matched up to $500.  
If you have names you want to change, please contact Customer Service. -- RSI