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Date : 07/16/2018 Duedate: 07/28/2018
ANDORAK ARENA
DM 105 TURN 741
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 THE SEUSS H 24/1157 29 15 0 65.9 MONEY PIT 24/1040
2 DIRTIE 56/1104 1514 1197 9 55.8 WAR-C-KERS 11/1007
THE OPERA 47/1102 DIRTY TRICKS 63/862
DEAD WE SUCK 32/1098 INCARNATIONS 52/711
DEMONS & DEVILS 7/1087 WAR SEEKERS 97/1015
SUPERIOR FORCES 8/1088 MONSTER CHILD 63/996
SUPERIOR FORCES 40/538 WAR SEEKERS' 97/1085
SUPE FORCES 2A02 84/1145 BOOK OF THOMAS 15/1151
SUPERIOR FORCES 1W 82/1036 CRYSTAL PALACE 30/1083
SUPERIOR FORCES 2Y 33/1099 HAUNTED CASTLE 82/1084
SUPERIOR FORCES 5R 29/1097 SECOND CHANCES 74/1020
SUPERIOR FORCES 5V 82/1116 SHERWOOD FOREST 26/1153
SUPERIOR FORCES 60 60/1080 GAMES PEOPLE PLAY 82/839
SUPERIOR FORCES 6D 82/1119 HAUNTED CASTLE 2 82/1180
SUPERIOR FORCES 6N 18/1029 HAUNTED CASTLE 3 82/1179
SUPERIOR FORCES IS 82/1039 HAUNTED CASTLE 4 82/1181
SUPERIOR FORCES Y3 71/1110 4 SHADOW LANC 22/1160 38 38 0 50.0
SUPERIOR FORCES Y4 71/1062 5 TODDLER TAL 41/1184 2 2 0 50.0
SUPERIOR FORCES 22T 12/1091 201507 FTF 01 11/1183
SUPERIOR FORCES 5411 82/1139 201507 FTF 02 40/1182
SUPERIOR FORCES 5703 82/1137 6 ERRATA 11/1090 4 8 0 33.3
3 WARCKERS 26/587 1660 1469 26 53.1 ERRATA 25/1095
THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
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REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
I guess I can understand Debby complaining about stuff written in code. I thank
whoever, Machine?, for making the effort to do a column, but I don't speak that
language.
On a standard note, twenty-nine fights--people are still straggling in from the
tourney, so this is good. Two challenges, no deaths, lots of standbys. Novgorodny
Vir's ego is swelling, as usual.
Shadow Lancers was/were avoided by Warckers, not a surprise.
The challenges:
VLADIA THE IMPALER (22-4893) (33-25-1,141) of SHADOW LANCERS challenged MENTAL
DOOM (82-7927) (6-2-1,158) of HAUNTED CASTLE 2. Up 17 or so. VLADIA THE IMPALER was
viciously subdued by MENTAL DOOM in a 2 minute Challenge fight. She doesn't always go
for the easy win.
MENACE (22-7393) (17-9-1,70) of SHADOW LANCERS challenged WARRIOR EIGHT (40-4680)
(16-7-1,40) of 201507 FTF 02. Down 30. MENACE was savagely defeated by WARRIOR EIGHT
in a 2 minute brutal Challenge melee. Warrior Eight is listed as Most Challenged.
For the title:
MACHINE (56-3795) (64-61-0,232) of DIRTIE fought ALBINO RAINBOW (11-6238) (99-46-
3,339) of WAR-C-KERS. MACHINE was overpowered by ALBINO RAINBOW in a 3 minute
mismatched Title duel. Looks like a foregone result to me.
Some other fights:
VALERIAN (82-17255) (51-17-0,287) of SUPERIOR FORCES IS fought DEEZ (25-5213)
(19-12-1,190) of ERRATA. VALERIAN defeated DEEZ in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody
match. No surprise here.
HIDDEN DOOM (82-12390) (51-30-2,219) of HAUNTED CASTLE fought SAVORY (32-4143)
(108-131-1,185) of DEAD WE SUCK. HIDDEN DOOM vanquished SAVORY in a 1 minute
mismatched fight. That doom was out in plain sight.
SILENT DOOM (82-12389) (39-19-0,276) of HAUNTED CASTLE fought AIKEN (71-3933)
(85-59-1,210) of SUPERIOR FORCES Y4. SILENT DOOM was overpowered by AIKEN in a
popular 2 minute mismatched brawl. I distinctly heard Silent groan out loud.
MAXIMUM EFFORT (82-11013) (47-60-1,215) of SUPERIOR FORCES 1W fought ERICKA
BEARICKA (63-2461) (86-67-0,199) of MONSTER CHILD. MAXIMUM EFFORT was handily
defeated by ERICKA BEARICKA in a 1 minute uneven melee. Monster children are like
that, and all children are monstrous at some point.
CAT IN THE HAT (24-3103) (217-133-1,248) of THE SEUSS HEUSS fought YOURBAGD
FOREVER (47-6968) (32-20-0,214) of THE OPERA. CAT IN THE HAT was vanquished by
YOURBAGD FOREVER in a 5 minute one-sided duel. Poor Cat, he just slips down and down.
Yourbagd got 55 points for the win.
BLUE GREEN ALGAE (82-9099) (28-15-1,277) of SUPERIOR FORCES 5V fought INNY MEANIE
(24-4656) (44-46-2,196) of MONEY PIT. BLUE GREEN ALGAE overpowered INNY MEANIE in a 2
minute one-sided fight. I thought blue green algae was good? Oxgenated the water, or
something.
LOKI (71-3798) (42-37-2,262) of SUPERIOR FORCES Y3 fought MERCURY RISING (97-
1378) (31-36-4,194) of WAR SEEKERS. LOKI handily defeated MERCURY RISING in a
exciting 1 minute one-sided bout. Ah, but wait till Mercury goes retrograde!
JUSTICE (26-4709) (33-35-0,195) of WARCKERS fought BELA LUGOSI (40-4114) (67-85-
1,190) of SUPERIOR FORCES. JUSTICE was demolished by BELA LUGOSI in a 1 minute
mismatched competition. So, does this mean there IS no justice, or that we don't know
what justice is, or what?
K. CARSON (8-3609) (43-47-0,189) of SUPERIOR FORCES fought SHARP SHOOTER (82-
3474) (31-31-1,200) of GAMES PEOPLE PLAY. K. CARSON bested SHARP SHOOTER in a 2
minute battle. That blunted the Shooter.
RAVEN (71-3435) (33-39-2,180) of SUPERIOR FORCES Y3 fought BONESCALE (26-5299)
(22-17-2,129) of WARCKERS. RAVEN was viciously subdued by BONESCALE in a action
packed 3 minute bloody duel. Raven lost 28 points along with the fight, and rightly
so. The bookies are displeased with her.
Fred
THE KING'S SENTINEL W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ALBINO RAINBOW 11-6238 100 46 3 354 WAR-C-KERS (1007) ARUAK CITY
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
VALERIAN 82-17255 52 17 0 294 SUPERIOR FORCES IS (1039) DWES EG
BLUE GREEN ALGAE 82-9099 29 15 1 287 SUPERIOR FORCES 5V (1116) DWES EG
LOKI 71-3798 43 37 2 271 SUPERIOR FORCES Y3 (1110) KYR'TERR
YOURBAGD FOREVER 47-6968 33 20 0 269 THE OPERA (1102) NORTH FORK
AIKEN 71-3933 86 59 1 233 SUPERIOR FORCES Y4 (1062) KYR'TERR
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HIDDEN DOOM 82-12390 52 30 2 226 HAUNTED CASTLE (1084) DWES EG
LITTLE MOKELE 2 18-9946 49 32 0 224 SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (1029) TALCAMA
SUPERIOR SNOTLING 18-10095 34 10 0 218 SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (1029) TALCAMA
EVENING STAR 60-8819 50 76 0 212 SUPERIOR FORCES 60 (1080) ARADI
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ERICKA BEARICKA 63-2461 87 67 0 210 MONSTER CHILD (996) AMEN-TEI
CERTAIN DOOM 82-7932 9 0 0 209 HAUNTED CASTLE 4 (1181) DWES EG
-LLUPERIOR 33-6529 90 116 1 208 SUPERIOR FORCES 2Y (1099) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
-SACRED DOOM 82-10660 13 5 0 208 HAUNTED CASTLE 3 (1179) DWES EG
MACHINE 56-3795 64 62 0 205 DIRTIE (1104) ROCANIS
BELA LUGOSI 40-4114 68 85 1 204 SUPERIOR FORCES (538) ZENSU
NAKED TRUTH 15-5162 72 56 2 201 BOOK OF THOMAS (1151) MALCORN
LEPRECHAUN 63-2130 44 40 1 201 DIRTY TRICKS (862) AMEN-TEI
K. CARSON 8-3609 44 47 0 201 SUPERIOR FORCES (1088) ARKERS
DEEZ 25-5213 19 13 1 200 ERRATA (1095) LYRATILAN
SILENT DOOM 82-12389 39 20 0 198 HAUNTED CASTLE (1084) DWES EG
CAT IN THE HAT 24-3103 217 134 1 196 THE SEUSS HEUSS (1157) ZORPUNT
DREAM CATCHER 74-3177 65 55 2 196 SECOND CHANCES (1020) DAYLA KIV
BALOR 7-5894 59 38 0 196 DEMONS & DEVILS (1087) BONSUR
-FURTIVE RETURNS 29-4186 131 273 1 195 SUPERIOR FORCES 5R (1097) LAPUR
BANALADAR 82-37977 26 16 0 195 SUPERIOR FORCES 5703 (1137)DWES EG
MAXIMUM EFFORT 82-11013 47 61 1 194 SUPERIOR FORCES 1W (1036) DWES EG
SACRIFICE 82-12669 48 27 3 193 GAMES PEOPLE PLAY (839) DWES EG
INNY MEANIE 24-4656 44 47 2 191 MONEY PIT (1040) ZORPUNT
SSSS 82-14051 25 38 0 190 SUPERIOR FORCES 6D (1119) DWES EG
SHARP SHOOTER 82-3474 31 32 1 189 GAMES PEOPLE PLAY (839) DWES EG
MERCURY'S SPIRIT 97-2218 28 31 5 189 WAR SEEKERS' (1085) SHADOW GROVE
MERCURY RISING 97-1378 31 37 4 188 WAR SEEKERS (1015) SHADOW GROVE
SAVORY 32-4143 108 132 1 185 DEAD WE SUCK (1098) ARVAT
SIF 71-3925 40 41 1 185 SUPERIOR FORCES Y3 (1110) KYR'TERR
JUSTICE 26-4709 33 36 0 182 WARCKERS (587) CALEAM
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HUNGRY HIPPO 82-49609 22 18 0 180 SUPERIOR FORCES 5411 (1139)DWES EG
G.I.I.L. 12-5155 53 82 0 179 SUPERIOR FORCES 22T (1091) RIZTAB
YUCKY TUCKY 26-4460 26 27 1 169 SHERWOOD FOREST (1153) CALEAM
MENTAL DOOM 82-7927 7 2 1 166 HAUNTED CASTLE 2 (1180) DWES EG
BONESCALE 26-5299 23 17 2 163 WARCKERS (587) CALEAM
JULIANNE 84-19630 43 79 0 161 SUPE FORCES 2A02 (1145) BLACKSTONE
RAVEN 71-3435 33 40 2 152 SUPERIOR FORCES Y3 (1110) KYR'TERR
SALLANCHE 18-8925 35 16 1 151 SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (1029) TALCAMA
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
AXIOM 11-3918 23 11 0 150 ERRATA (1090) ARUAK CITY
DE DE MAO 26-4397 29 25 2 143 SHERWOOD FOREST (1153) CALEAM
VLADIA THE IMPALER 22-4893 33 26 1 141 SHADOW LANCERS (1160) SOLVEN
VAGABOND 22-5097 29 20 2 137 SHADOW LANCERS (1160) SOLVEN
HATHOR 52-4437 24 9 2 135 INCARNATIONS (711) FRATSFA
THE BALROG 22-4867 25 26 1 119 SHADOW LANCERS (1160) SOLVEN
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ENCHANTED 30-4517 24 48 0 100 CRYSTAL PALACE (1083) IAYE
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-WARRIOR THREE 11-8047 18 4 1 69 201507 FTF 01 (1183) ARUAK CITY
WARRIOR EIGHT 40-4680 17 7 1 65 201507 FTF 02 (1182) ZENSU
ANUBIS 52-4436 20 16 2 59 INCARNATIONS (711) FRATSFA
MENACE 22-7393 17 10 1 54 SHADOW LANCERS (1160) SOLVEN
UNSCATHED 30-4516 27 45 0 44 CRYSTAL PALACE (1083) IAYE
-I DO IT! 41-4899 12 5 0 41 TODDLER TALK (1184) KATI-TEI
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Mental Doom -- I am not satisfied with this result. So bend over, here it comes
again! -- Vladia
Not in a public newsletter!
Yucky Tucky -- What a comeback! I thought I had you. -- Vagabond
Do you want him?
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
VLADIA THE IMPALER was viciously subdued by MENTAL DOOM in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
MENACE was savagely defeated by WARRIOR EIGHT in a 2 minute brutal Challenge melee.
MACHINE was overpowered by ALBINO RAINBOW in a 3 minute mismatched Title duel.
VALERIAN defeated DEEZ in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody match.
HIDDEN DOOM vanquished SAVORY in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
SILENT DOOM was overpowered by AIKEN in a popular 2 minute mismatched brawl.
MAXIMUM EFFORT was handily defeated by ERICKA BEARICKA in a 1 minute uneven melee.
CAT IN THE HAT was vanquished by YOURBAGD FOREVER in a 5 minute one-sided duel.
BLUE GREEN ALGAE overpowered INNY MEANIE in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
LOKI handily defeated MERCURY RISING in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
JUSTICE was demolished by BELA LUGOSI in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
K. CARSON bested SHARP SHOOTER in a 2 minute battle.
BALOR subdued MERCURY'S SPIRIT in a 2 minute brawl.
EVENING STAR narrowly defeated DREAM CATCHER in a crowd pleasing 4 minute conflict.
LEPRECHAUN lost to SUPERIOR SNOTLING in a 2 minute bout.
SIF bested YUCKY TUCKY in a 2 minute duel.
CERTAIN DOOM viciously subdued HUNGRY HIPPO in a crowd pleasing 4 minute bloody bout.
NAKED TRUTH devastated JULIANNE in a exciting 2 minute brutal one-sided fight.
SACRIFICE was beaten by LITTLE MOKELE 2 in a popular 2 minute match.
SSSS unbelievably bested BERYL in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory competition.
BANALADAR was savagely defeated by RHYNIAN ALANDA in a exciting 2 minute gory duel.
RAVEN was viciously subdued by BONESCALE in a action packed 3 minute bloody duel.
G.I.I.L. overpowered DE DE MAO in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
AXIOM won victory over VAGABOND in a popular 1 minute match.
SALLANCHE vanquished THE BALROG in a exciting 1 minute gruesome one-sided fight.
ENCHANTED was savagely defeated by LAWRENCE THE SOT in a 2 minute gruesome duel.
HATHOR overpowered LAWRENCE THE SOT in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
ANUBIS was handily defeated by TARIN SHARPEYES in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
UNSCATHED was vanquished by SHINORR in a 2 minute brutal one-sided fray.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 18 TOTAL PARRY 9 - 4 - 1 69 |
|AIMED BLOW 17 PARRY-LUNGE 25 - 15 - 0 63 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 5 LUNGING ATTACK 104 - 74 - 2 58 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 4 AIMED BLOW 70 - 76 - 0 48 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 3 SLASHING ATTACK 10 - 11 - 1 48 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 STRIKING ATTACK 22 - 27 - 0 45 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 8 - 12 - 0 40 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 BASHING ATTACK 4 - 6 - 0 40 |
|TOTAL PARRY 0 PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 10 - 0 17 |
|WALL OF STEEL 0 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 741 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 8 - 10 7 AIMED BLOW
AIMED BLOW 11 - 6 SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 3 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 2 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 4 1 PARRY-LUNGE
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 2
TOTAL PARRY 0 - 0
WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW ALBINO RAINBOW 11-6238 100 46 3 354 WAR-C-KERS (1007)
PARRY-LUNGE VALERIAN 82-17255 52 17 0 294 SUPERIOR FORCES IS (1039)
LUNGING ATTACK BLUE GREEN ALGAE 82-9099 29 15 1 287 SUPERIOR FORCES 5V (1116)
SLASHING ATTACK DEEZ 25-5213 19 13 1 200 ERRATA (1095)
STRIKING ATTACK CAT IN THE HAT 24-3103 217 134 1 196 THE SEUSS HEUSS (1157)
PARRY-RIPOSTE JUSTICE 26-4709 33 36 0 182 WARCKERS (587)
PARRY-STRIKE BONESCALE 26-5299 23 17 2 163 WARCKERS (587)
BASHING ATTACK AXIOM 11-3918 23 11 0 150 ERRATA (1090)
The overall popularity leader is CAT IN THE HAT 24-3103. The most popular warrior
this turn was YOURBAGD FOREVER 47-6968. The ten other most popular fighters were
CERTAIN DOOM 82-7932, CAT IN THE HAT 24-3103, EVENING STAR 60-8819, DREAM CATCHER
74-3177, MENTAL DOOM 82-7927, NAKED TRUTH 15-5162, ALBINO RAINBOW 11-6238, BONESCALE
26-5299, DEEZ 25-5213, and AIKEN 71-3933.
The least popular fighter this week was UNSCATHED 30-4516. The other ten least
popular fighters were JUSTICE 26-4709, SAVORY 32-4143, ANUBIS 52-4436, THE BALROG
22-4867, BANALADAR 82--27559, MERCURY'S SPIRIT 97-2218, MERCURY RISING 97-1378, INNY
MEANIE 24-4656, MAXIMUM EFFORT 82-11013, and VLADIA THE IMPALER 22-4893.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
BONSUR(7) 1 0 0 LYRATILAN(25) 0 1 0 ARADI(60) 1 0 0
ARKERS(8) 1 0 0 CALEAM(26) 1 3 0 AMEN-TEI(63) 1 1 0
ARUAK CITY(11) 2 0 0 IAYE(30) 0 2 0 KYR'TERR(71) 3 1 0
RIZTAB(12) 1 0 0 ARVAT(32) 0 1 0 DAYLA KIV(74) 0 1 0
MALCORN(15) 1 0 0 ZENSU(40) 2 0 0 DWES EG(82) 6 6 0
TALCAMA(18) 3 0 0 NORTH FORK(47) 1 0 0 BLACKSTONE(84) 0 1 0
SOLVEN(22) 0 4 0 FRATSFA(52) 1 1 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 0 2 0
ZORPUNT(24) 0 2 0 ROCANIS(56) 0 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BALOR 7-5894 59 38 0 196 DEMONS & DEVILS (1087) BONSUR
K. CARSON 8-3609 44 47 0 201 SUPERIOR FORCES (1088) ARKERS
ALBINO RAINBOW 11-6238 100 46 3 354 WAR-C-KERS (1007) ARUAK CITY
G.I.I.L. 12-5155 53 82 0 179 SUPERIOR FORCES 22T (1091) RIZTAB
NAKED TRUTH 15-5162 72 56 2 201 BOOK OF THOMAS (1151) MALCORN
LITTLE MOKELE 2 18-9946 49 32 0 224 SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (1029) TALCAMA
VLADIA THE IMPALER 22-4893 33 26 1 141 SHADOW LANCERS (1160) SOLVEN
CAT IN THE HAT 24-3103 217 134 1 196 THE SEUSS HEUSS (1157) ZORPUNT
DEEZ 25-5213 19 13 1 200 ERRATA (1095) LYRATILAN
JUSTICE 26-4709 33 36 0 182 WARCKERS (587) CALEAM
ENCHANTED 30-4517 24 48 0 100 CRYSTAL PALACE (1083) IAYE
SAVORY 32-4143 108 132 1 185 DEAD WE SUCK (1098) ARVAT
BELA LUGOSI 40-4114 68 85 1 204 SUPERIOR FORCES (538) ZENSU
YOURBAGD FOREVER 47-6968 33 20 0 269 THE OPERA (1102) NORTH FORK
HATHOR 52-4437 24 9 2 135 INCARNATIONS (711) FRATSFA
MACHINE 56-3795 64 62 0 205 DIRTIE (1104) ROCANIS
EVENING STAR 60-8819 50 76 0 212 SUPERIOR FORCES 60 (1080) ARADI
ERICKA BEARICKA 63-2461 87 67 0 210 MONSTER CHILD (996) AMEN-TEI
LOKI 71-3798 43 37 2 271 SUPERIOR FORCES Y3 (1110) KYR'TERR
DREAM CATCHER 74-3177 65 55 2 196 SECOND CHANCES (1020) DAYLA KIV
VALERIAN 82-17255 52 17 0 294 SUPERIOR FORCES IS (1039) DWES EG
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JULIANNE 84-19630 43 79 0 161 SUPE FORCES 2A02 (1145) BLACKSTONE
MERCURY'S SPIRIT 97-2218 28 31 5 189 WAR SEEKERS' (1085) SHADOW GROVE
Name Change-o-Rama -- Final Update
Algernon looked at the goats and sighed. No doubt it was a Good Deed to give
goats to people who wanted them. But why did the goats have to be gathered in HIS
office? Four of them, and they were a lot like gladiators: not smelly maybe, they
were clean goats, but pushy and sure they were the most important thing around. Maybe
they should be enrolled in the arena? No, there were only four, not enough for a
team.
He shook his head to clear it of the image of armored goats with sharpened horns.
One thing at a time. He pulled a piece of paper out of his desk drawer, dipped his
pen in the ink, and began to write.
"It is our pleasure and honor to note that ninety-eight gladiators and teams have
elected to change their names, supporting the contribution of goats to deserving
people. With the Commission's matching funds, this has purchased four goats--a good
goat can't be purchased for a copper, you know. The goats are already en route to
their new homes, where they will be--" He paused and thought about it. "--very
welcome. We wish all the best to the goats and the new goat-owners."