ADVANCED DUELMASTERS
Date : 12/09/2003 Duedate: 01/05/2004
CRYSALIS
DM-106 TURN-138
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 REAL BEER 21/859 1557 778 21 66.7 MEDICINE SHOW 21/687
MISTAKEN IDENTITY 73/96 CARNIVAL 25/866
THINGS GEORGE DOES 73/812 CARNIVAL 47/1029
PARTY ANIMALS 5/476 10 DARQUE FORCES 31/908 41 40 1 50.6
PRIMATES-R-US 25/963 11 THE BLACK COM 54/698 2 2 0 50.0
ALPHABET SOUP 73/943 12 COMMON JOE'S 35/509 401 414 4 49.2
ROYAL FLUSH 47/10 PAUL'Z PHARTZ 65/985
INGRATE WHITE NORTH 60/745 DUELING FOR DOLLARS 25/558
CHAPEL ROCK 79/615 KIWI CONNECTION 13/747
IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS 7/883 THE FAMILY TREE 20/717
2 DREAM PARK 9/1036 38 19 0 66.7 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS 14/808
HOUSE OF CARDS 65/1034 13-IRON CURTAIN 50/791 13 14 0 48.1
REIGNING DOOM 65/1035 OPHIDIAN ORDER 39/705
3 HAREM 25/998 49 26 2 65.3 14 DARK SIDHE 50/642 112 123 0 47.7
A UNIT 25/835 15 DIRTY TRICKS 63/1033 129 142 2 47.6
A UNIT XI 82/849 16 SIR AGLIO 10/716 40 46 0 46.5
A UNIT XV 82/851 JOKA MASHER! 60/776
A UNIT 10/961 VERMIN!! 82/1024
A UNIT 70/844 17 PBA 78/1006 6 7 0 46.2
A UNIT XII 82/850 TREE PEOPLE 78/1019
4 GET SMART 27/792 430 273 1 61.2 18 ANDORIAN KNIG 11/962 29 37 1 43.9
GLADIATION FOLLY 22/898 19-THE STORMBRIN 31/553 28 36 0 43.8
MAIN COURSE 82/936 20 DRINKING BUDD 39/574 77 136 0 36.2
5 BLOOD LUST 73/978 13 9 0 59.1 21 SAND DANCERS 52/942 236 433 1 35.3
WILLBENDERS 31/1016 SAND DANCERS 51/610
MORDRED'S MADMEN 45/1015 SAND DANCERS 78/848
6 DREAM TEAMS 41/919 88 65 1 57.5 THE MIDDLE WAY 39/946
MIKE'S MISFITS 1/793 TRADERS OF TROCAR 54/1027
DEADLY DE-PARTED 11/370 22 THE WHITE COM 54/529 7 13 0 35.0
7 PISSED PIZZA 14/831 6 5 0 54.5 ABYSMAL BEHAVIORS 28/694
8 ANCIENT KNIGH 65/817 40 34 0 54.1 23 KNIGHTS TEMP 72/1031 0 1 0 0.0
9 CARNIVAL 4/686 51 44 0 53.7
'##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn
WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT
+ ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ Eye of the Storm #69 ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ +
In the Far West:
Shania Silverstar stared at the man, eyes narrowed in calculation. She sorted
data quickly. A man of the local race, one she'd never seen before, not that she'd
seen all the races of Ghea. An advanced gladiator. The nearest of Lady Greywand's
arenas lay to the east of here, in Lirith Kai. And the westernmost of those
arenas.... "You're from Simtakka?"
"Smart as well as beautiful, I see." Faintly sneering. Not mocking her--she
thought that he probably faced all life with a sneer. "I earned my immortality in
Simtakka," he admitted after a moment. His scarred hands flexed. "I did it the hard
way, too. The Adantri aren't all pushovers."
"The ones I've met aren't," Shania agreed. "And their sense of honor is strong.
Very strong."
He bristled immediately. "If you're expecting that kind of soft-in-the-head
honor from ME--"
Shania smiled faintly. Some things a woman didn't need magic to understand.
"You could have attacked me while I slept," she said. "But you didn't. Yes, I am
expecting that honor from you. My name is Shania Silverstar, I graduated from an
Andorian arena." She held out her hand.
"Andorian. Gods, I should have known...a lot more softheaded than the Adantri.
Gods curse the luck." When her extended hand didn't waver, he finally grasped it and
shook it once, then turned away. Over his shoulder, he growled, "I'm called Zakar."
"Zakar. Good. If you have food out there, I would be glad to share it with
you."
*** ***** *** ***** ***
"There shouldn't BE a reef here!" Werre said again, scowling at his chart.
"But we're stuck on one just the same," Jammies said with cheerful tactlessness.
"Where do you suppose it came from?"
"Doesn't matter where it came from," Ashon Chang growled. "The important thing
is getting off it before the waves pound us into pieces."
"Which they will do," Rughal added, studying the clouds that were being driven
up from the south by a strong wind, and the increasingly rough sea below them.
"This is some kind of magical effect," Herlas muttered. He had been tentatively
readmitted to comrade-ship and allowed to move about the ship freely...although
Rughal was usually not far away. "The reef, at least. The coming storm," he turned
to stare southward, "I don't know. Even that MIGHT be magical. There's a mishmash
of forces at work here...."
"Can magic get us off this reef then?" Werre asked suddenly. "Can you do
something?"
Herlas shrugged. "I don't think so. This is not my area of expertise--weather,
ships, and the moving of large objects." His eyes, unusually dark for a Fratsfan,
narrowed as he stared into the water. "This is what comes of not stabilizing the Eye
quickly enough," he muttered. "It could have been prevented--" He twitched when
Rughal, standing behind him, growled. More briskly, he went on, "I don't think
there's a lot I can do here, very powerful forces are at work--more powerful than
those any one, or any two men, for that matter, can muster. And if our hull has been
damaged, we might not WANT to get the ship off this reef, you know! Better to be
stranded than to sink."
"We won't sink if we get moving quickly enough," Werre countered. "If we get
off right away. But if we stay here and let the wind and the waves pound us and drag
us back and forth across whatever it is we hit--"
"Looks like the top of a belfry," Jammies said, hanging over the side.
Werre looked at Ashon Chang, who stared back at him. Then both of them glanced
around. They were in the middle of a plain of water, with not even a rocky islet to
be seen.
"I don't suppose it matters what we hit," Ashon Chang said after a moment. The
important thing is to get off it without having the bottom torn out of our ship."
"Well, at least this explains why there aren't a lot of other ships following
this good current," Vurand said. "What do we do?"
"Two men over the side," Werre decided. "With ropes to keep them from being
swept away, of course. To find out exactly how we're hung up." He glanced around
the little group. "I presume all of you can swim?"
*** ***** *** ***** ***
Shania washed her hands in the little stream that flowed through the shrine,
then sat back against the wall and sighed. "I needed that, thank you. Delicious."
Zakar, squatting on the other side of the stream licked his own fingers and
snorted. "Delicious," he repeated mockingly. "I bet you never ate korry in your
life."
"That the food was unfamiliar doesn't make it necessarily inedible," she
retorted. She glanced out the doorway of the shrine. Twilight had fallen, but the
sounds of a large population were still audible, and the light breeze carried the
scent of thousands of cooking fires as well as the smell of a seacoast. "How long
can we stay here?"
Zakar shrugged. "I don't suppose Hodan cares, even if he really is a god and
not just a myth. But we're both going to have people looking for us, and sooner or
later, they'll look here."
Shania blinked. "They'd violate a religious sanctuary? And what 'they', come
to think of it? I know I am likely to be pursued by priests, but what about you?"
"Everybody'd like to catch me." He seemed to take satisfaction in that. "I'm a
flaming revolutionary. And a heretic, too. 'Course, those're the same thing, here
in Zinaco." At her surprised look, he added, "They're a theocracy."
"What did you do to--? No, that's none of my business, I suppose. How do we
get out of here before we're found? Do we work together," she wasn't sure she wanted
to work with Zakar, there was something about him...but he was the only potential
ally she had here, "or each manage our escape separately?"
Zakar was silent for a long time, studying her with a critical gaze, the way he
might look at a horse he was thinking of buying. From someone he didn't trust.
Finally he said, "We work together." His hard mouth curled into a smile of sorts.
"I've got half an idea, but it would mean playing roles--you much good as an
actress?"
Shania's eyes narrowed. He seemed too pleased with his idea for it to be
something she was going to like. "Depends on the role." She considered mentioning
her magical skills and immediately decided against it. Better to keep that knowledge
in reserve until she knew Zakar better. And maybe not then.
*** ***** *** ***** ***
In the end, it was Ashon Chang and Rughal who went over the side. "Because,"
the samurai explained to Rughal as he slid down a rope and into the water, "we are
victims of our own honor. Werre must remain with the ship, as our most skilled
sailor, neither Jammies nor Vurand swims well, and Herlas claims that he cannot swim
at all. Less honorable men than we are might point out--" He gasped. "The water is
colder than I expected! Might point out," he continued, moving out of the path of
Rughal's descent, "that no great degree of swimming is required, and there ARE the
safety ropes...."
Rughal laughed, which Ashon Chang considered a small victory; the ranger hadn't
so much as smiled since Shania had been taken from them. "I'd go back up and do just
that," he said, "but we're already down here and wet, so we might as well take a look
at things."
The two men made their way along the small ship's waterline, probing with light
poles for depth. Rughal, who was in the lead, made the first find. "Something
here," he said, handing Ashon his pole. "I'll take a look." Before the samurai
could reply, he doubled and thrust downward vanishing beneath the surface.
The next minute seemed a very long one, and Ashon Chang began to hyperventilate
in preparation for diving himself.
Rughal resurfaced, gasped in breath, and said, "It IS a belfry! Or at least the
roof of some kind of tower. Hard to tell what, and who cares? I think we can get
off when the wind changes, IF it changes, as it usually does at sunset."
"Is the hull damaged?"
"Not that I can see. It's a roof with two ridge poles, and the front of our
ship is sitting between them like they were the jaws of a vice. We can't go forward,
but we should be able to go back, if the wind will cooperate." Rughal grabbed his
rope and began to pull himself up hand over hand.
"Excellent!" Ashon Chang began to pull himself up as well. "If the wind
doesn't cooperate, we will get Herlas to do it."
+ ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ The Tides of Magic #17 ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ +
Not Lirin Kiv:
Shylock, who had been lurking behind a hedge of rosebushes as Master Dan Shao
explained the war with the Grey Witch to Clemenda, frowned and sank down onto a handy
bench. This would require thought. This "Grey Witch of the East" sounded nearly as
powerful as Sheila Greywand, and if that was the case, she was a threat to his plans.
She would have to be removed--which had the added advantage that it would apparently
make him a hero to these people. Or else he would have to write off this world as a
place to establish himself and find some other. Because he had no intention of
sharing power....
The thing to do, he decided, was to visit the home city of this Witch. He
didn't have to actually meet her to discover just how much of a danger she might be.
But he had to be closer. And fortunately, there was an obvious reason for the
journey: He, and also Clemenda, which would get her out of the hands of that cursed
Master Dan Shao, would be seeking aid in finding and closing the Gate that had
brought them here. An obvious reason, and one that no one could fault.
He would propose the plan to Dan Shao immediately. No point in wasting time.
*** ***** *** ***** ***
"I don't see why we had to rush off like this," Clemenda muttered. "Another day
or two wouldn't have mattered."
"It might matter," Shylock assured her. "With magic, you can never tell about
things like that. It MIGHT matter." He drew her down onto the bench beside him,
smiling at the water that separated them from Master Dan Shao. More water every
minute. "Besides," he said, "I promised you dinner in Talahya, and I can fulfill
that promise till we get home."
"But the Gate we came through must have been back there on that island!"
"Gates are magic and don't always follow linear logic, my dear."
"But--"
"And besides, Dan Shao sent men out to search the island, and they reported that
the Gate is gone. Or at least closed." He shrugged. "So we need to consult someone
who understands the magic of this world. Dan Shao said the greatest magician or
wizard or whatever you want to call her, the Grey Witch, lives on an island--Thallia,
it's called--to the east."
Clemenda sighed. "Okay, I don't argue with your logic, I guess. But I hope
it's not FAR to the east, because I don't like sailing." She swallowed twice and
moved back toward the rail, leaning over it. "I really don't...."
*** ***** *** ***** ***
"I don't know how far it is to Thallia," the ship's captain said. "I don't sail
there. Just the Irindan Sea, and to the Pillars of Gold, the gates of the Middle
Sea, you know, no farther." He gestured toward the east. "It's dangerous out there!
Our Sea Patrols keep order in the Irindan, but the Middle Sea is full of pirates.
Dangerous place, and you'd do better not to go. Stay in Lirith Kai. No place else
is as good anyway."
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
As I sit here, looking (figuratively, since it's dark) at the mountains, now
liberally splashed with snow, I think to myself, is it that time again already? Yes,
it is. Once again Crysalis marches into the fray, and very frayed this year is. Our
last meeting before the solstice. I could get sentimental about it, but sugar makes
me nauseous.
So, some stuff about this cycle of fights.
Royal Flush was avoided by the Dark Sidhe.
Egan Forn got the most challenges.
We had thirty-six fights today, one less than last time, BUT no standbys fought
this time, so we're four warriors ahead! Fourteen challenge matches, none of them tv
challenges. As noted above, no standbys fought today. One warrior died. The
longest fight was, again, seven minutes. Shall I hand out box turtles again? It
isn't the season for them.
SIR YDER (31-4353) (20-8-0,77) of WILLBENDERS fought THERMODYNAMICS (27-3966)
(18-9-0,54) of GET SMART. SIR YDER vanquished THERMODYNAMICS in an action packed 1
minute one-sided bout. This was a hot match. Positively scorching. But you know
how it is with hot fires: they burn out rapidly.
DANNIA TYL SIO (52-3393) (30-20-1,57) of SAND DANCERS fought NORM PETERSON (39-
2745) (39-68-0,48) of DRINKING BUDDIES. DANNIA TYL SIO demolished NORM PETERSON in a
2 minute one-sided conflict. In truth, this required no special effort on Dannia's
part. All she had to do is withhold Norm's beer.
SIR LANCELOT (72-4997) (14-10-2,54) of KNIGHTS TEMPLAR fought GWEN RYDER (9-
4867) (17-4-0,55) of DREAM PARK. SIR LANCELOT was overcome by GWEN RYDER in an
exciting 1 minute fight. Is this, perhaps, a demonstration of the difference between
dreams and nightmares? Or just a warning to stay out of the park?
300 (78-2346) (16-14-0,33) of PBA fought BREADSTICKS (14-3772) (21-9-0,78) of
PISSED PIZZA GUYS. 300 devastated BREADSTICKS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal
one-sided battle. Nothing left of the Breadsticks but crumbs. Good thing
Crumbsnatcher isn't handy!
PINE (78-2350) (21-3-1,86) of TREE PEOPLE fought UTAH DRIVERS (14-3775) (15-13-
2,56) of PISSED PIZZA GUYS. PINE was devastated by UTAH DRIVERS in a 1 minute one-
sided duel. Remind me to avoid driving in Utah.
FRIED CHICKEN (82-7661) (17-4-0,55) of MAIN COURSE fought EGOTISTIC DUKE (28-
2779) (19-7-1,63) of ABYSMAL BEHAVIORS. FRIED CHICKEN beat EGOTISTIC DUKE in an
exciting 1 minute fray. Give me the recipe for that Chicken, and I will conquer the
world! Or all of it that matters, anyway.
WHAT'S A BLINKER? (14-3773) (22-14-0,100) of PISSED PIZZA GUYS fought MIRTA (51-
4033) (41-27-1,91) of SAND DANCERS. WHAT'S A BLINKER? was defeated by MIRTA in an
exciting 1 minute bout. As the bumper sticker says, "Visualize... using your turn
signals." I could tell you tales! But this is the wrong newsletter for 'em. Some
other time.
BEAR KEEPER (47-3782) (21-31-2,96) of CARNIVAL fought LAME AIM (22-5656) (14-8-
1,47) of GLADIATION FOLLY. BEAR KEEPER was overpowered by LAME AIM in a 1 minute
one-sided match. Does this mean the bear got away? Or was Lame Aim the bear in the
first place?
MOUNTEBANK (4-2083) (43-19-0,130) of CARNIVAL fought JACK SPRAT (47-2954) (46-
54-4,129) of ROYAL FLUSH. MOUNTEBANK won victory over JACK SPRAT in a popular 4
minute fray. What part of it, I wonder, made it "popular"? The flashing card work?
Colorful but confusing. The dazzling duel of cuisine? (In this corner, we have Deep
Fat Frying, and in the other corner, Lean Cuisine.) Mountebank, care to give us your
views on this?
JUAN (41-2304) (23-15-0,164) of DREAM TEAMS fought DOLLFACE (39-2372) (56-74-
1,141) of DRINKING BUDDIES. JUAN handily defeated DOLLFACE in a popular 3 minute
gory one-sided duel. But be warned, Juan, don't go drinking with Dollface until she
calms down, or you'll be "Drink-Face." She seemed a little testy at the end of the
match.
TEN COMMANDMENTS (47-3843) (36-32-0,173) of ROYAL FLUSH fought BALCLUTHA (14-
3169) (23-32-1,115) of OTAGO HIGHLANDERS. TEN COMMANDMENTS was beaten by BALCLUTHA
in an exciting 2 minute fray. The trouble with stone tables is they CHIP. Besides
being heavy to lug around the arena.
HANNYA (73-4350) (23-7-1,166) of BLOOD LUST fought AB DESTINED 4 THE DA (65-
1154) (16-4-2,112) of PAUL'Z PHARTZ. HANNYA viciously subdued AB DESTINED 4 THE DA
in an action packed 2 minute bout. Good thing there's no DA here, isn't it? Not
that a warrior should be penalized for losing a mis-match, but then, who expects life
to be fair?
MAGICIAN (21-1040) (46-37-0,177) of MEDICINE SHOW fought STONEWALL (11-3900)
(47-53-2,123) of ANDORIAN KNIGHTS. MAGICIAN vanquished STONEWALL in a 2 minute
brutal one-sided fight. That flanking maneuver is Magellan's specialty, you know.
He was always sailing around things. Continents, globes, anything, around he'd go.
KING FORADAY (47-3762) (40-37-4,210) of ROYAL FLUSH fought SIR PLUS (10-4316)
(29-21-1,174) of SIR AGLIO. KING FORADAY was overpowered by SIR PLUS in a popular 1
minute one-sided duel. That's "King everywhere but in the Sir Aglio." Everyone has
limits.
KING UVDAHELL (47-1643) (31-12-1,208) of ROYAL FLUSH fought DUNEDIN (14-3703)
(28-32-0,155) of OTAGO HIGHLANDERS. KING UVDAHELL defeated DUNEDIN in a popular 3
minute match. Time for a fighting retreat to the highlands, Dunedin.
SANDMAN (11-3923) (50-51-2,196) of ANDORIAN KNIGHTS fought PRIMUS (21-4975) (36-
12-0,195) of REAL BEER. SANDMAN was viciously subdued by PRIMUS in an action packed
7 minute bloody duel. This is our longest fight, at the end of which, everyone--
fighters, arena staff, and fans alike, was ready for a real beer. Fortunately,
Primus is buying.
WILLIE MAKIT (73-514) (101-38-2,198) of MISTAKEN IDENTITY fought WHEEL OF
FORTUNE (25-2529) (43-35-2,167) of DUELING FOR DOLLARS. WILLIE MAKIT killed WHEEL OF
FORTUNE in a 2 minute bout. Talk about ill fortune! This has got to be the KING of
bad luck. Good thing it happened here and not in Basic.
SNOOPER (1-5154) (33-17-3,274) of MIKE'S MISFITS fought FIGHTER ACE (47-1189)
(51-39-6,207) of ROYAL FLUSH. SNOOPER overpowered FIGHTER ACE in a 1 minute uneven
fight. What secrets did Snooper use to get the advantage over Ace? Only the Unknown
Spymaster knows for sure!
NEWT GINGRICH (5-3399) (69-25-0,227) of PARTY ANIMALS fought TATTOO (25-947)
(46-44-1,190) of CARNIVAL. NEWT GINGRICH overpowered TATTOO in a crowd pleasing 1
minute bloody mismatched fight. Rumor has it that some anonymous person paid a
couple members of the Infirmary staff to tattoo a target onto Tattoo. Can you
confirm?
GROLSCH (21-5029) (33-4-4,216) of REAL BEER fought LONALILTA (50-2806) (49-41-
2,208) of DARK SIDHE. GROLSCH luckily beat LONALILTA in an exciting 3 minute brutal
match. Obviously, Lonalilta is one who can appreciate a REAL beer. This may be a
picnic made in wherever it is that picnics are made.
KALANDRA (50-2443) (54-55-3,247) of DARK SIDHE fought JUNINHO (7-4001) (23-13-
1,190) of IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS. KALANDRA bested JUNINHO in a popular 2 minute brawl.
Only one more, Kalandra, and you'll have a winning record. Congratulations on
working your way up like that. But don't expect Juninho to be easy next time.
HEADACHE (60-3300) (49-36-0,282) of JOKA MASHER! fought BEAUTY QUEEN (47-3352)
(35-36-3,209) of ROYAL FLUSH. HEADACHE beat BEAUTY QUEEN in a 2 minute brawl. Hey,
nobody looks beautiful when she's got a headache. It's a law of nature.
And the challenge matches--
DEBBIE DAHMER (45-3579) (20-5-1,71) of MORDRED'S MADMEN challenged LEVITICUS
(54-1687) (16-15-2,84) of THE WHITE COMPANY. Up 13. DEBBIE DAHMER was vanquished by
LEVITICUS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout. You notice the significance of
their home arena numbers? They're inversions of each other. This means something
deep. Very deep, and probably dark, as deep things so often are.
SPLIT (78-2347) (19-12-0,39) of PBA challenged EGAN FORN (39-3295) (24-28-0,65)
of THE MIDDLE WAY. Up 26. SPLIT devastated EGAN FORN in a crowd pleasing 2 minute
mismatched Challenge bout. This is Egan Forn the Most Challenged, seen in his usual
position.
MERCY (54-1797) (16-9-0,73) of THE BLACK COMPANY challenged MATADOR (11-4139)
(37-32-2,99) of ANDORIAN KNIGHTS. Up 26. MERCY viciously subdued MATADOR in an
exciting 3 minute brutal Challenge contest. White companies, black companines. Do
we have any gray companies? Red, blue, purple? Do we have chromatic discrimination
here? Tune in next time and see!
FEATHER (54-1742) (17-13-2,100) of THE WHITE COMPANY challenged AVONSIDE (13-
3927) (30-37-1,147) of KIWI CONNECTION. Up 47. FEATHER was subdued by AVONSIDE in a
crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge match. Do kiwis have feathers? Maybe Avonside was
collecting enough for a set of wings. Although if I was a flightless bird, I think
I'd get an airline ticket.
BELGOROTH (50-3175) (28-27-0,147) of DARK SIDHE challenged TYRE (31-3713) (28-
18-0,155) of DARQUE FORCES. Up 8. BELGOROTH savagely defeated TYRE in a popular 3
minute gory Challenge melee. A dark match, as well as a gory one. The sun was
eclipsed during this match, so I didn't see much. Just the mess afterward.
*WINTER* (65-3644) (26-19-1,137) of ANCIENT KNIGHTS challenged CARLA (39-2428)
(58-69-1,136) of DRINKING BUDDIES. Down 1. *WINTER* vanquished CARLA in a popular 1
minute one-sided Challenge duel. It's encounters like this that drive Carla to
drink. So she says.
SANDPAWN (11-4169) (43-21-1,160) of ANDORIAN KNIGHTS challenged KYRA (51-3774)
(41-38-1,156) of SAND DANCERS. Down 4. SANDPAWN unbelievably bested KYRA in an
action packed 5 minute gory Challenge duel. Believe it. Nobody fights well when
hung over, and it was NOT the Duelmaster you saw cramped under the table last night.
DISCO QUEEN (47-1992) (32-12-1,180) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged BUTCH (70-6657)
(31-23-2,186) of A UNIT. Up 6. DISCO QUEEN was viciously subdued by BUTCH in a 4
minute Challenge fight. What a dance she led him, though!
DAIRY QUEEN (47-2685) (58-35-2,176) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged SIR LY (10-4116)
(38-28-0,182) of SIR AGLIO. Up 6. DAIRY QUEEN luckily beat SIR LY in an exciting 3
minute bloody Challenge struggle. Bloody? Are you sure? I thought that was
strawberry syrup....
MONKEY BUSINESS (25-4040) (28-16-1,196) of PRIMATES-R-US challenged SIDON (31-
3712) (30-21-2,200) of DARQUE FORCES. Up 4. MONKEY BUSINESS was demolished by SIDON
in a 1 minute Challenge competition. Does this mean no monkeying around in the dark?
SANDBLASTER (11-3899) (50-50-3,192) of ANDORIAN KNIGHTS challenged PAT (35-2292)
(34-40-2,201) of COMMON JOE'S. Up 9. SANDBLASTER was viciously subdued by PAT in a
popular 2 minute gory Challenge contest. Now, this is news. I didn't know Pat was
vicious. Did you? He seemed like such a nice boy....
JACK VALTRAEDS (47-407) (81-58-2,199) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged KITALA THE BOLD
(78-875) (79-100-2,205) of SAND DANCERS. Up 6. JACK VALTRAEDS slimly won victory
over KITALA THE BOLD in a 6 minute Challenge match. Is this a case of One-Eyed Jacks
being wild? Or at least slim.
SCUM #1 (50-2743) (45-50-0,211) of DARK SIDHE challenged TASHIA (11-2740) (28-
30-1,216) of DEADLY DE-PARTED. Up 5. SCUM #1 bested TASHIA in an exciting 4 minute
Challenge duel. As you can see, if you take a look at the back page, Scum #1 really
IS Number One in his style. It isn't every warrior whose name fits him well.
And for the title, FATHER OF ALL MUNS (20-2306) (31-39-1,212) of THE FAMILY TREE
(boldly) challenged ATONEMENT (82-761) (43-25-0,341) of A UNIT XV. Up 129. FATHER
OF ALL MUNS was bested by ATONEMENT in a 2 minute Challenge Title fight. A good try,
a very good one to go over one minute, but not quite good enough. Our salute to both
warriors.
Livia
THE TOWER GUARDIAN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ATONEMENT 82-761 44 25 0 347 A UNIT XV (851) DWES EG
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SNOOPER 1-5154 34 17 3 291 MIKE'S MISFITS (793) MORDANT
HEADACHE 60-3300 50 36 0 288 JOKA MASHER! (776) ARADI
KALANDRA 50-2443 55 55 3 257 DARK SIDHE (642) SNOWBOUND
WILLIE MAKIT 73-514 102 38 3 251 MISTAKEN IDENTITY (96) ERINIKA
NEWT GINGRICH 5-3399 70 25 0 238 PARTY ANIMALS (476) KALTOS
GROLSCH 21-5029 34 4 4 226 REAL BEER (859) SUNSET
SCUM #1 50-2743 46 50 0 219 DARK SIDHE (642) SNOWBOUND
SIDON 31-3712 31 21 2 216 DARQUE FORCES (908) CHIMLEVTAL
-SITS ON HIS DUFF 73-1810 37 18 3 213 THINGS GEORGE DOES (812) ERINIKA
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
KING UVDAHELL 47-1643 32 12 1 210 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
JACK VALTRAEDS 47-407 82 58 2 208 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
-AVAUNT 10-4170 41 29 2 207 A UNIT (961) KOLACT
PAT 35-2292 35 40 2 207 COMMON JOE'S (509) MURSKA
LONALILTA 50-2806 49 42 2 206 DARK SIDHE (642) SNOWBOUND
-AULIC 25-3944 36 26 0 205 A UNIT (835) LYRATILAN
-ALYSSA 82-656 31 32 0 205 A UNIT XII (850) DWES EG
PRIMUS 21-4975 37 12 0 204 REAL BEER (859) SUNSET
KITALA THE BOLD 78-875 79 101 2 203 SAND DANCERS (848) LIN TIRIAN
BUTCH 70-6657 32 23 2 202 A UNIT (844) SENTERN
FATHER OF ALL MUNS 20-2306 31 40 1 201 THE FAMILY TREE (717) SEAM
BEAUTY QUEEN 47-3352 35 37 3 200 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
SIR PLUS 10-4316 30 21 1 200 SIR AGLIO (716) KOLACT
SANDMAN 11-3923 50 52 2 199 ANDORIAN KNIGHTS (962) ARUAK CITY
TASHIA 11-2740 28 31 1 198 DEADLY DE-PARTED (370) ARUAK CITY
-F.O.A.D. 73-442 30 13 2 196 ALPHABET SOUP (943) ERINIKA
FIGHTER ACE 47-1189 51 40 6 194 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
TATTOO 25-947 46 45 1 194 CARNIVAL (866) LYRATILAN
DAIRY QUEEN 47-2685 59 35 2 190 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
-BEERVAHNA 60-4292 30 30 3 190 INGRATE WHITE NORTH (745) ARADI
MONKEY BUSINESS 25-4040 28 17 1 190 PRIMATES-R-US (963) LYRATILAN
SANDBLASTER 11-3899 50 51 3 189 ANDORIAN KNIGHTS (962) ARUAK CITY
JUNINHO 7-4001 23 14 1 189 IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (883) BONSUR
SIR LY 10-4116 38 29 0 183 SIR AGLIO (716) KOLACT
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
WHEEL OF FORTUNE 25-2529 43 36 2 180 DUELING FOR DOLLARS (558) LYRATILAN
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DISCO QUEEN 47-1992 32 13 1 180 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
MAGICIAN 21-1040 47 37 0 179 MEDICINE SHOW (687) SUNSET
KING FORADAY 47-3762 40 38 4 179 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
-SNOOKUMS 82-610 35 32 0 173 A UNIT XI (849) DWES EG
-OUR LADY PEACE 79-1191 24 8 2 171 CHAPEL ROCK (615) MIROI CHANG
JUAN 41-2304 24 15 0 171 DREAM TEAMS (919) KATI-TEI
DUNEDIN 14-3703 28 33 0 169 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (808) TOBIR
HANNYA 73-4350 24 7 1 168 BLOOD LUST (978) ERINIKA
SANDPAWN 11-4169 44 21 1 167 ANDORIAN KNIGHTS (962) ARUAK CITY
BELGOROTH 50-3175 29 27 0 164 DARK SIDHE (642) SNOWBOUND
-THANATO 39-2824 25 21 1 164 OPHIDIAN ORDER (705) XOCHITHLAN
KYRA 51-3774 41 39 1 161 SAND DANCERS (610) TRICORUS
BALCLUTHA 14-3169 24 32 1 154 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (808) TOBIR
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
AVONSIDE 13-3927 31 37 1 149 KIWI CONNECTION (747) DULLENS
TYRE 31-3713 28 19 0 148 DARQUE FORCES (908) CHIMLEVTAL
*WINTER* 65-3644 27 19 1 148 ANCIENT KNIGHTS (817) DAL SHANG
TEN COMMANDMENTS 47-3843 36 33 0 140 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
DOLLFACE 39-2372 56 75 1 139 DRINKING BUDDIES (574) XOCHITHLAN
MOUNTEBANK 4-2083 44 19 0 136 CARNIVAL (686) JHELUM
-JOYCE 25-4387 25 16 0 136 HAREM (998) LYRATILAN
-BUCKNER 50-2841 25 25 1 135 IRON CURTAIN (791) SNOWBOUND
JACK SPRAT 47-2954 46 55 4 133 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
STONEWALL 11-3900 47 54 2 131 ANDORIAN KNIGHTS (962) ARUAK CITY
CARLA 39-2428 58 70 1 128 DRINKING BUDDIES (574) XOCHITHLAN
AB DESTINED 4 THE 65-1154 16 5 2 125 PAUL'Z PHARTZ (985) DAL SHANG
MIRTA 51-4033 42 27 1 106 SAND DANCERS (610) TRICORUS
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
LEVITICUS 54-1687 17 15 2 100 THE WHITE COMPANY (529) TROCAR
FEATHER 54-1742 17 14 2 100 THE WHITE COMPANY (529) TROCAR
MERCY 54-1797 17 9 0 97 THE BLACK COMPANY (698) TROCAR
WHAT'S A BLINKER? 14-3773 22 15 0 94 PISSED PIZZA GUYS (831) TOBIR
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
UTAH DRIVERS 14-3775 16 13 2 90 PISSED PIZZA GUYS (831) TOBIR
SIR YDER 31-4353 21 8 0 87 WILLBENDERS (1016) CHIMLEVTAL
MATADOR 11-4139 37 33 2 84 ANDORIAN KNIGHTS (962) ARUAK CITY
LAME AIM 22-5656 15 8 1 82 GLADIATION FOLLY (898) SOLVEN
-GABRIA HAND 39-3294 26 25 1 76 THE MIDDLE WAY (946) XOCHITHLAN
-BATTLEMAGE 71-4383 23 5 1 75 SHADOW MAGIC (1037) KYR'TERR
-CATFISH HUNTER 5-3315 14 15 1 75 PARTY ANIMALS (476) KALTOS
300 78-2346 17 14 0 73 PBA (1006) LIN TIRIAN
FRIED CHICKEN 82-7661 18 4 0 71 MAIN COURSE (936) DWES EG
-PROOKIE 78-2345 19 10 1 68 PBA (1006) LIN TIRIAN
-BERWICK 14-3901 18 10 3 67 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (808) TOBIR
DANNIA TYL SIO 52-3393 31 20 1 66 SAND DANCERS (942) FRATSFA
DEBBIE DAHMER 45-3579 20 6 1 65 MORDRED'S MADMEN (1015) STORMCROWE
SPLIT 78-2347 20 12 0 65 PBA (1006) LIN TIRIAN
BEAR KEEPER 47-3782 21 32 2 63 CARNIVAL (1029) NORTH FORK
GWEN RYDER 9-4867 18 4 0 63 DREAM PARK (1036) ZUKAL
PINE 78-2350 21 4 1 62 TREE PEOPLE (1019) LIN TIRIAN
-LAST MINUTE 82-11517 18 11 3 61 VERMIN!! (1024) DWES EG
EGOTISTIC DUKE 28-2779 19 8 1 58 ABYSMAL BEHAVIORS (694) MORYA
-JOEY ABEQ 54-2453 18 15 1 54 TRADERS OF TROCAR (1027) TROCAR
THERMODYNAMICS 27-3966 18 10 0 53 GET SMART (792) POINT
SIR LANCELOT 72-4997 14 11 2 53 KNIGHTS TEMPLAR (1031) DRAGONHEAD
-GILGAMESH 31-4428 14 12 0 49 THE STORMBRINGERS (553) CHIMLEVTAL
BREADSTICKS 14-3772 21 10 0 46 PISSED PIZZA GUYS (831) TOBIR
EGAN FORN 39-3295 24 29 0 44 THE MIDDLE WAY (946) XOCHITHLAN
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
NORM PETERSON 39-2745 39 69 0 43 DRINKING BUDDIES (574) XOCHITHLAN
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
WHEEL OF FORTUNE 25-2529 43 36 2 DUELING FOR DOLLAR 558 WILLIE MAKIT 73-514 138
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Crip -- I just can't seem to learn against your warriors! -- Hannya
Maybe that's the lesson: avoid Crip's warriors?
Crip -- It is an honor to battle you. The fight between Disco Queen and Hannya was
one of the best fights I ever read! -- Abraxis
Atonement -- Congrats on taking the T.G. Title. -- Carny
Welcome -- To Sir Lancelot. It is an unwritten rule that your first ADM warrior is
very often followed by your second ADM warrior. Why that is I cannot tell you. --
Carny, Carnival
Probably because the rule-writers had no ink and paper handy.
AK47 -- The Carnival must disgrace with you on a point of logic. You see whenever
the Carnival arrives and sets up, that arena automatically becomes Andorian so that
means Crysalis is of course Andorian. Why that is, is very complex. -- Carny,
Carnival
Yes -- I make that unanimous as proved by my victory streak. -- Mountebank, Carnival
All -- Bear Keeper will arrive on a Unicorn. -- Carny
Snooper -- With that win and train, I declare you top ripper on the Sands. -- Jack
Valtraeds
Kalandra -- So much for my tourney showing. What is a TV good for? -- Juninho
It's someplace to put your keys when you come in the door.
Tashia -- You sure are hard to get hold of. -- F.O.A.D.
Father of All Muns -- Are you planning on staying around here for long? Those stat
raises seem to be adding up, and it is starting to show. -- Dairy Queen
Kitala The Bold -- If nothing else, your popularity title is safe. -- Grolsch
Hannya -- Who says size matters? -- Disco Queen
Sandblaster -- I've been exfoliated! -- Our Lady Peace
Sidon -- Thou shalt not get the jump on me. -- Ten Commandments
Fengar II -- OK, I concede the honour back to you. For now at least. -- Willie Makit
Pat -- Aren't you an old SNL skit? -- Newt Gingrich
Tempus -- Back so soon? -- King Uvdahell
Thanato -- Nice trio! Wish I could have some of those too. -- King Foraday
Scum #1 -- Please quit trying to live up to your name. It's exhausting for the rest
of us. -- Monkey Business
Dannia Tyl Sio -- You didn't deserve to lose that. -- Catfish Hunter
Sandman -- It's a lot easier to write in the beach than in the stones, trust me. --
Ten Commandments
Abby -- My hometown arena in Aruak City has been invaded by 50 anti-Andorian stables
with the sole mission to destroy our way of life. This is totally unacceptable to me
and my stable as we love our friends we left behind in Aruak City. My stable will
not stand by and do nothing. We will hunt down and destroy all who hate my kinsmen
no matter which city they hide in. I have no problem with getting your help in our
just cause. Being an Andorian does not make you honorable any more than being a
Delarquan makes you dishonorable. -- AK47
Brolscho -- You are welcome to come by our stable for free beer. We rejoice and
party to your combat skills as you gave the offender Kitala The Bold her 100th loss.
-- AK47 (drinking hard now)
Kyra -- Did you get tired and need to sleep? Look like I was the one Sand Dancing
not you when the fight ended for you. -- Sandpawn (hoping for a rematch against
hateful Sand Dancers)
AB Destined 4 the DA -- You are good warrior and I know your secret. Very clever of
you, may I be so bold to say. Perhaps I'll do better next time. -- Matador
(recalling his victory in the DA in blessed Aruak City after his invite, passage into
manhood)
Leviticus -- I detected your downchallenge on Mirta of the Hateful Sand Dancers
stable. Does this mean your stable White Company agrees our cause is just and will
join us? It is too bad you lose, but do come by our stable for some free beer. We
drink to Kitala The Bold's 100th loss. -- Stonewall (drinking to his long awaited
victory as he still can't get his final skill learned)
Tashia -- Once again you are top warrior of Aruak City. I salute you with respect.
I miss the leadership from Aruak City elders. My stable has history of single minded
on revenge when we are offended. Do we have the blessings of Aruak City Elders in
our cause to crush all who hate us? -- Sandman (kissing up)
Our Lady Peace -- You did not appear peaceful to me when you charged me and started
to beat me like a red-headed stepchild. We both got to hit each other once in our
battle but I got to hit you last. If I recall it right it went kinda like this. You
hit me, I hit you and you hit the floor. Better luck next time, you hard hitting
woman. -- Sandblaster (kinda rude due to drinking heavily but pleased with himself to
finally to be 50% win/loss warrior again)
Pine -- Well now, remind me not to make you desperate. It's like cornering a wild
cat. I'll be pulling pieces of "pine" out my butt all week. *grin* -- Mercy
All -- For any one that might be interested: I will be going to the Face this January
and I would be more than willing to proxy if any of you would like me to proxy for
you. Just let me know. -- the Mun
Grolsch -- I was honored to fight you, sir. You are a real beer. -- Kitala the Bold
but Not Unfeeling
Sandpawn -- How Andorian of you. I forgot to bring a book, so boredom got me after a
few minutes. -- Kyra
Leviticus -- Well challenged and well fought. -- Mirta
P.S. Watch out for those potions of healing. They may SAY now that they gave it to
you, but wait till you get the bill!
Debbie Dahmer -- My mama told me not to hit girls. That's been a real handicap ever
since I became a gladiator, and never more than now. -- Egan Forn
Catfish Hunter -- Sir! Do I look like a catfish? Surely not! -- Dannia tyl Sio
Baphomet -- I can't offer words of advice, perhaps, but I can issue a warning. If
you so much as look cross-eyed at an Andorian, certain managers here will immediately
declare you their enemy. Odd, how touchy some people are. -- Leeta, Sand Dancers and
other teams here
P.S. Also known as Jorja in Free Blades arenas. I wish you pleasure and good
fortune here on the Isle.
Abby -- Kitala, a warrior from Lin Tirian, spoke harshly to an Andorian warrior who
was, she claims, "too familiar." This anti-Andorianism has drawn a stern reaction
from the Andorian Knights stable. Frankly, I'd advise everybody to stay clear of it.
It looks like one of those nasty situations that will leave all participants feeling
bitter. -- Leeta
13 November 2003
Let it be known far and wide, that the Warrior TUM 18-7380, the Champions Runner-Up
for the recent Tournament, is managed by none other than Shocking Toad. I named this
fabulous warrior after my friend and mentor, TUM, a.k.a. Don! Sorry TUM didn't get
me my first TC; however, a runner-up with all those sandbaggers is pretty impressive,
if I do say so myself. -- Shocking Toad, The Manager
13 November 2003
All -- This is to announce that I am no longer a member of the Vendetta Cartel
Alliance. I have enjoyed my time there, and I've made some great friends. Their
company will be missed, but they will endure. I wish them well. -- Apex
2 December 2003
ZalCon2, ZalCon Reloaded
Where: Jhelum, DM 4
When: February 9th or 23rd, 2003 (TBA when Mail In date set)
How Long: 20 Turns
Restrictions: Zero FE at start of contest. Must announce warrior styles by second
arena fight to receive points. No prize modified warriors. No entry to July Face,
No TV Challenges. All prizes to be used exclusively on warriors from the contest
team only.
Awards:
First Initiate Duelmaster (FID): First warrior announced in the contest to
reach the throne.
Prize: Limited Damage Potion, increasing damage for 1 warrior by one rating to
max for ST/SZ.
Warrior MVP: Top warrior based on MVP points accrued in the contest.
Prize: Limited Damage Potion, Favorites Knowledge for any warrior on team, +1
to bonus in any skill area up to max for style for 1 warrior on team, 2
nights stay at Winter FTF Hotel.
Team MVP: Top Team based on MVP points accrued in contest by all the teams
warriors.
Prize: Limited Damage Potion, Favorites Knowledge, +1 to Bonus, 6 Months Free
Play, 20 Rollups.
Warrior MVP Top 11: Next 10 warriors on MVP list at the end of the contest.
Prize: +1 to Bonus
Style Master: Top warrior in each style based on Style Master points accrued in
the contest.
Prize: Favorites Knowledge of any warrior on team.
Iron Manager Award: Minimum 95 fights in contest by any team.
Prize: Choice of free entry for team to 2005 Winter Face or +1 to Bonus for one
warrior.
MVP Point System: +1 for Win, Fight, Kill, Recognition Leader (after Round 3), -1
Death, +2 Duelmaster, +2 each 3 Consecutive turns as DM, +1 Quality Win (any win over
opponent with 5 or more Rec), +1 for each 10 Rec points over 5 in win (+1 for 5-14
above, +2 for 15-24 above, +3 for 25-34 above).
Style Master Point System: +2 Style Master, +1 Win vs. Same Style Opponent, +1 Win
vs. Same Style Master, +1 for 3 Consecutive Turns as Style Master (rolling).
Please direct any question about rules or clarifications to me, Robert
Occhipinti, via Diplo to DM74, 1988 Dodgers or email to zalgor@hotmail.com. All
rules decisions made by me are final and binding within the confines of this contest.
8 December 2003
Greetings! I would like to invite everyone to Jhans (DM 36) for the first annual kLk
St. Valentine's Day Massacre (kill contest). We will start the contest off with the
ceremonial burning of the Andorian flag on turn 450. (Six turns away. Roughly mid-
February.) The contest will run for 10 turns. On turn 461, 3 separate victors will
be announced. Team with the most kills, warrior with the most kills, and alliance
with the most kills. Prizes will be awarded to the manager of the team with the most
kills and to the manager of the warrior with the most kills. The prizes will
probably be team roll-ups. The number of roll-ups has yet to be determined. The
contest is sponsored by Jhans' newest, (but by the time the contest starts) largest
alliance, the kLk (pronounced "klick"). -- Polarius, mgr. of Blitzkrieg DM 36
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
FATHER OF ALL MUNS was bested by ATONEMENT in a 2 minute Challenge Title fight.
SCUM #1 bested TASHIA in a exciting 4 minute Challenge duel.
JACK VALTRAEDS slimly won victory over KITALA THE BOLD in a 6 minute Challenge match.
SANDBLASTER was viciously subdued by PAT in a popular 2 minute gory Challenge contest.
MONKEY BUSINESS was demolished by SIDON in a 1 minute Challenge competition.
DAIRY QUEEN luckily beat SIR LY in a exciting 3 minute bloody Challenge struggle.
DISCO QUEEN was viciously subdued by BUTCH in a 4 minute Challenge fight.
SANDPAWN unbelievably bested KYRA in a action packed 5 minute gory Challenge duel.
*WINTER* vanquished CARLA in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
BELGOROTH savagely defeated TYRE in a popular 3 minute gory Challenge melee.
FEATHER was subdued by AVONSIDE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge match.
MERCY viciously subdued MATADOR in a exciting 3 minute brutal Challenge contest.
SPLIT devastated EGAN FORN in a crowd pleasing 2 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
DEBBIE DAHMER was vanquished by LEVITICUS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
HEADACHE beat BEAUTY QUEEN in a 2 minute brawl.
KALANDRA bested JUNINHO in a popular 2 minute brawl.
GROLSCH luckily beat LONALILTA in a exciting 3 minute brutal match.
NEWT GINGRICH overpowered TATTOO in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody mismatched fight.
SNOOPER overpowered FIGHTER ACE in a 1 minute uneven fight.
WILLIE MAKIT killed WHEEL OF FORTUNE in a 2 minute bout.
SANDMAN was viciously subdued by PRIMUS in a action packed 7 minute bloody duel.
KING UVDAHELL defeated DUNEDIN in a popular 3 minute match.
KING FORADAY was overpowered by SIR PLUS in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
MAGICIAN vanquished STONEWALL in a 2 minute brutal one-sided fight.
HANNYA viciously subdued AB DESTINED 4 THE DA in a action packed 2 minute bout.
TEN COMMANDMENTS was beaten by BALCLUTHA in a exciting 2 minute fray.
JUAN handily defeated DOLLFACE in a popular 3 minute gory one-sided duel.
MOUNTEBANK won victory over JACK SPRAT in a popular 4 minute fray.
BEAR KEEPER was overpowered by LAME AIM in a 1 minute one-sided match.
WHAT'S A BLINKER? was defeated by MIRTA in a exciting 1 minute bout.
FRIED CHICKEN beat EGOTISTIC DUKE in a exciting 1 minute fray.
PINE was devastated by UTAH DRIVERS in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
300 devastated BREADSTICKS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal one-sided battle.
SIR LANCELOT was overcome by GWEN RYDER in a exciting 1 minute fight.
DANNIA TYL SIO demolished NORM PETERSON in a 2 minute one-sided conflict.
SIR YDER vanquished THERMODYNAMICS in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 19 PARRY-RIPOSTE 16 - 9 - 1 64 |
|WALL OF STEEL 13 AIMED BLOW 30 - 23 - 1 57 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 9 WALL OF STEEL 68 - 57 - 0 54 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 8 LUNGING ATTACK 90 - 81 - 1 53 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 7 SLASHING ATTACK 23 - 21 - 0 52 |
|AIMED BLOW 6 STRIKING ATTACK 54 - 50 - 1 52 |
|TOTAL PARRY 5 PARRY-STRIKE 6 - 7 - 0 46 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 BASHING ATTACK 5 - 6 - 0 45 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 TOTAL PARRY 25 - 33 - 0 43 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-LUNGE 29 - 40 - 0 42 |
Turn 138 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 9 - 10 3 SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 8 - 5 SLASHING ATTACK 4 - 5 2 WALL OF STEEL
TOTAL PARRY 3 - 2 PARRY-LUNGE 3 - 4 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
AIMED BLOW 3 - 3 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 1 PARRY-LUNGE
STRIKING ATTACK 4 - 4 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 2 1 AIMED BLOW
1 TOTAL PARRY
1 STRIKING ATTACK
1 LUNGING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
WALL OF STEEL ATONEMENT 82-761 44 25 0 347 A UNIT XV (851)
PARRY-RIPOSTE SNOOPER 1-5154 34 17 3 291 MIKE'S MISFITS (793)
SLASHING ATTACK HEADACHE 60-3300 50 36 0 288 JOKA MASHER! (776)
PARRY-LUNGE KALANDRA 50-2443 55 55 3 257 DARK SIDHE (642)
AIMED BLOW WILLIE MAKIT 73-514 102 38 3 251 MISTAKEN IDENTITY (96)
TOTAL PARRY SCUM #1 50-2743 46 50 0 219 DARK SIDHE (642)
LUNGING ATTACK KING UVDAHELL 47-1643 32 12 1 210 ROYAL FLUSH (10)
STRIKING ATTACK KITALA THE BOLD 78-875 79 101 2 203 SAND DANCERS (848)
PARRY-STRIKE DISCO QUEEN 47-1992 32 13 1 180 ROYAL FLUSH (10)
BASHING ATTACK KING FORADAY 47-3762 40 38 4 179 ROYAL FLUSH (10)
The overall popularity leader is KITALA THE BOLD 78-875. The most popular warrior
this turn was KITALA THE BOLD 78-875. The ten other most popular fighters were
TASHIA 11-2740, JACK VALTRAEDS 47-407, KYRA 51-3774, SANDMAN 11-3923, BUTCH 70-6657,
JACK SPRAT 47-2954, MERCY 54-1797, HANNYA 73-4350, JUAN 41-2304, and BELGOROTH
50-3175.
The least popular fighter this week was BREADSTICKS 14-3772. The other ten least
popular fighters were FIGHTER ACE 47-1189, THERMODYNAMICS 27-3966, NORM PETERSON
39-2745, SIR LANCELOT 72-4997, PINE 78-2350, BEAR KEEPER 47-3782, KING FORADAY
47-3762, DEBBIE DAHMER 45-3579, EGAN FORN 39-3295, and CARLA 39-2428.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 1 0 0 SOLVEN(22) 1 0 0 TRICORUS(51) 1 1 0
JHELUM(4) 1 0 0 LYRATILAN(25) 0 3 0 FRATSFA(52) 1 0 0
KALTOS(5) 1 0 0 POINT(27) 0 1 0 TROCAR(54) 2 1 0
BONSUR(7) 0 1 0 MORYA(28) 0 1 0 ARADI(60) 1 0 0
ZUKAL(9) 1 0 0 CHIMLEVTAL(31) 2 1 0 DAL SHANG(65) 1 1 0
KOLACT(10) 1 1 0 MURSKA(35) 1 0 0 SENTERN(70) 1 0 0
ARUAK CITY(11) 1 5 0 XOCHITHLAN(39) 0 4 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 0 1 0
DULLENS(13) 1 0 0 KATI-TEI(41) 1 0 0 ERINIKA(73) 2 0 1
TOBIR(14) 2 3 0 STORMCROWE(45) 0 1 0 LIN TIRIAN(78) 2 2 0
SEAM(20) 0 1 0 NORTH FORK(47) 3 7 0 DWES EG(82) 2 0 0
SUNSET(21) 3 0 0 SNOWBOUND(50) 3 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SNOOPER 1-5154 34 17 3 291 MIKE'S MISFITS (793) MORDANT
MOUNTEBANK 4-2083 44 19 0 136 CARNIVAL (686) JHELUM
NEWT GINGRICH 5-3399 70 25 0 238 PARTY ANIMALS (476) KALTOS
JUNINHO 7-4001 23 14 1 189 IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (883) BONSUR
GWEN RYDER 9-4867 18 4 0 63 DREAM PARK (1036) ZUKAL
SIR PLUS 10-4316 30 21 1 200 SIR AGLIO (716) KOLACT
SANDMAN 11-3923 50 52 2 199 ANDORIAN KNIGHTS (962) ARUAK CITY
AVONSIDE 13-3927 31 37 1 149 KIWI CONNECTION (747) DULLENS
DUNEDIN 14-3703 28 33 0 169 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (808) TOBIR
FATHER OF ALL MUNS 20-2306 31 40 1 201 THE FAMILY TREE (717) SEAM
GROLSCH 21-5029 34 4 4 226 REAL BEER (859) SUNSET
LAME AIM 22-5656 15 8 1 82 GLADIATION FOLLY (898) SOLVEN
TATTOO 25-947 46 45 1 194 CARNIVAL (866) LYRATILAN
THERMODYNAMICS 27-3966 18 10 0 53 GET SMART (792) POINT
EGOTISTIC DUKE 28-2779 19 8 1 58 ABYSMAL BEHAVIORS (694) MORYA
SIDON 31-3712 31 21 2 216 DARQUE FORCES (908) CHIMLEVTAL
PAT 35-2292 35 40 2 207 COMMON JOE'S (509) MURSKA
DOLLFACE 39-2372 56 75 1 139 DRINKING BUDDIES (574) XOCHITHLAN
JUAN 41-2304 24 15 0 171 DREAM TEAMS (919) KATI-TEI
DEBBIE DAHMER 45-3579 20 6 1 65 MORDRED'S MADMEN (1015) STORMCROWE
KING UVDAHELL 47-1643 32 12 1 210 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
KALANDRA 50-2443 55 55 3 257 DARK SIDHE (642) SNOWBOUND
KYRA 51-3774 41 39 1 161 SAND DANCERS (610) TRICORUS
DANNIA TYL SIO 52-3393 31 20 1 66 SAND DANCERS (942) FRATSFA
LEVITICUS 54-1687 17 15 2 100 THE WHITE COMPANY (529) TROCAR
HEADACHE 60-3300 50 36 0 288 JOKA MASHER! (776) ARADI
*WINTER* 65-3644 27 19 1 148 ANCIENT KNIGHTS (817) DAL SHANG
BUTCH 70-6657 32 23 2 202 A UNIT (844) SENTERN
SIR LANCELOT 72-4997 14 11 2 53 KNIGHTS TEMPLAR (1031) DRAGONHEAD
WILLIE MAKIT 73-514 102 38 3 251 MISTAKEN IDENTITY (96) ERINIKA
KITALA THE BOLD 78-875 79 101 2 203 SAND DANCERS (848) LIN TIRIAN
ATONEMENT 82-761 44 25 0 347 A UNIT XV (851) DWES EG