ADVANCED DUELMASTERS
Date : 03/02/2004 Duedate: 03/29/2004
CRYSALIS
DM-106 TURN-141
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1-CASINO HAMME 33/1039 4 1 0 80.0 DUELING FOR DOLLARS 25/558
2 THE MUPPETS 54/852 3 1 0 75.0 KIWI CONNECTION 13/747
3 BLOOD LUST 73/978 21 10 0 67.7 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS 14/808
MORDRED'S MADMEN 45/1015 THE FAMILY TREE 20/717
WILLBENDERS 31/1016 13-DARK SIDHE 50/642 116 127 0 47.7
4-REAL BEER 21/859 1574 787 21 66.7 14 PBA 78/1006 10 11 0 47.6
MISTAKEN IDENTITY 73/96 TREE PEOPLE 78/1019
ROYAL FLUSH 47/10 15 SIR AGLIO 10/716 43 49 0 46.7
IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS 7/883 16 ANDORIAN KNIG 11/962 37 44 1 45.7
5 A UNIT 70/844 53 27 2 66.3 17-IRON CURTAIN 50/791 13 16 0 44.8
A UNIT XV 82/851 OPHIDIAN ORDER 39/705
6 DREAM PARK 9/1036 38 22 0 63.3 18-DRUID'S GROV 50/1041 5 7 1 41.7
7 EMETICS 45/1030 3 2 0 60.0 19 DRINKING BUDD 39/574 82 140 0 36.9
HAPLESS WAIF 8/1051 20 SAND DANCERS 78/848 242 444 1 35.3
WITLESS WONDERS 39/1052 SAND DANCERS 51/610
8 THE BLACK COM 54/698 4 3 0 57.1 SAND DANCERS 52/942
9 DREAM TEAMS 41/919 92 70 1 56.8 THE MIDDLE WAY 39/946
MIKE'S MISFITS 1/793 NORTHERN LIGHTS 45/1042
DEADLY DE-PARTED 11/370 21 OVERRATED 96/1044 1 2 0 33.3
10-ANCIENT KNIGH 65/817 40 35 0 53.3 MYSTIC ORC FEAST 47/704
11 DARQUE FORCES 31/908 46 45 1 50.5 22 THE WHITE COM 54/529 9 23 0 28.1
DARQUE FORCES VIII 73/1043 ABYSMAL BEHAVIORS 28/694
DARQUE FORCES 72/1009 23-KNIGHTS TEMP 72/1031 0 2 0 0.0
12 COMMON JOE'S 35/509 406 422 4 49.0 24-WALKING DEATH 45/771 0 2 0 0.0
PAUL'Z PHARTZ 65/985
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WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT
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Duelmasters
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 241): CLOSED MIND of BLACKTHORN ORCS (Slugbait, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 238): ZACHARIAH of RED IRON KNIGHTS (Woelfe, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 236): HUNGRY BONES of UNFIT TO BE ORCS (Slugbait, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 192): TAMMY FAYE of WITLESS WONDERS (Berylstar, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 213): MING of DYNASTIC (Jack Wolfspider, mgr.)
DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 208): 100% COLUMBIAN of COFFEE RULES! (Mr. Coffee, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 195): NASSE of DARK SIDHE (Daehir, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 188): GRIM GLADIOLA of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 178): RUBBER BULLET of USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 166): DUFF of ISLANDERS (Nick, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 143): TOMB of SHADOW GOLD (Shadowgate, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 143): 2 PHAT TOO of VERMIN (Sultan, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 143): KASENKO of PERFECTION QUEST II (Mannequin, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 241): X-FORCE (Savant, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 238): THE WARLORDS II (Fizban, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 236): WHAMMO & THUDDA 4 U! (Micky, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 192): CHEAP SHOTS (?, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 213): DYNASTIC (Jack Wolfspider, mgr.)
DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 208): THE JESUITS (Goat, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 195): TEAM VIRTUE (Boy Scout, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 188): ASSASSIN NATION (Ghab, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 178): USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 166): THE EXPLORERS (Kellog, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 143): SHADOW SONGS (?, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 143): EPOCHOLYPSE (Brewmaster, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 143): MAGIC MAYHEM (Fizban, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 241): MELTDOWN of X-FORCE (Savant, mgr.)
(turn 240): LUMBERING WAIF of HAPLESS WAIF (Berylstar, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 236): SODOM of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
PALLADICE of STORMWATCH (Polar Bear, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 191): ZOOLANDER of WITLESS WONDERS (Berylstar, mgr.)
DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 208): UR BRAIN ON EGG of MYSTIC ORC FEAST (Slugbait, mgr.)
(turn 207): STRAW FIRE of LAND OF OZ (Oz the Successful, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 195): NASSE of DARK SIDHE (Daehir, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 188): RED EYE of ASSASSIN NATION (Ghab, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 142): MISSY MAYHAM of ANGELS OF CHAOS (Lord Chaos, mgr.)
THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
Reflections by the Chief Tower Guard
Oh, crap. Here we go again. I've worn out numerous pairs of combat boots, not
to mention scimitars, kicking the butts of big mouths who think they are the baddest
of the bad and all they do is talk a lot. Usually they don't show. Okay Matrix, if
you read this, bring on Chaos. You said "FEAR CHAOS INC." I laugh. Ha, ha, ha, ha,
ha, etc. (Yawn!!! -- oops, that slipped out.)
Atonement, ready and waiting
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Do you get tired of the same old thing sometimes? Well, as Debby Tonte would
say, "Fergit it, this is the Crysalis spy report." Same old fights, same old fight
report. Well, more or less the same.
We start with Drinking Buddies being avoided by Andorian Knights. Carla of
Drinking Buddies got the most challenges. Given that out of a mere twenty-five
fights we had only seven challenges (none of them tv challenges), "most" could be no
more than two. Twenty-five fights is fifty warriors, but three were standbys, so
that's only forty-seven warriors active here today. Where has everybody gone?
Our longest fight was seven minutes, which is respectable--barely, but I've seen
much longer ones. Here, as a matter of fact.
Nobody died, which is good. Deaths are depressing, more often than not, even if
you DO get resurrected.
The fights--
PROOKIE (78-2345) (19-11-1,46) of PBA fought ALASTARIAN DESERTER (106-1) (0-0-
0,30) of Crysalis Poets' Society. PROOKIE vanquished ALASTARIAN DESERTER in an
action packed 1 minute one-sided match. The crowd was well pleased with this, though
the announcer didn't say so. But if you'd heard the Deserter's "poetry," you
wouldn't wonder at their glee!
NORM PETERSON (39-2745) (41-69-0,72) of DRINKING BUDDIES fought SPLIT (78-2347)
(21-12-0,67) of PBA. NORM PETERSON was subdued by SPLIT in a popular 3 minute fight.
Norm Peterson is always doing stuff like that--being subdued. He told me once that
he felt practicing was a mistake, because it cut into the time he had for SERIOUS
business: drinking.
SNOWFALL (45-3473) (24-12-0,59) of NORTHERN LIGHTS fought ZOOLANDER (39-3523)
(13-6-1,46) of WITLESS WONDERS. SNOWFALL was viciously subdued by ZOOLANDER in a 2
minute gory contest. I bet Snowfall's wondering if coming to the Isle was such a
good idea after all.... Many Lord Protectors stay home on their "graduation lands"
and help defend their home regions, and a worthy thing that is, too.
GWEN RYDER (9-4867) (18-6-0,50) of DREAM PARK fought LUMBERING WAIF (8-4346)
(14-9-0,51) of HAPLESS WAIF. GWEN RYDER was overpowered by LUMBERING WAIF in a 1
minute uneven fray. Obviously, "lumbering" is not a handicap to a vicious-minded
Waif. An awe-inspiring performance.
UNCERTAIN OMELET (47-3786) (12-4-0,40) of MYSTIC ORC FEAST fought BINGE N PURGE
(45-3567) (16-9-0,55) of EMETICS. UNCERTAIN OMELET was narrowly defeated by BINGE N
PURGE in a 3 minute fight. I am confused as to how an omelet could be uncertain, but
no doubt a mystic Orc could manage it if anyone could.
PINE (78-2350) (21-5-1,54) of TREE PEOPLE fought RIRORNI SOLDIER (106-3) (0-0-
0,30) of Crysalis Poets' Society. PINE slimly lost to RIRORNI SOLDIER in a 2 minute
contest. The Soldier is well known for his epic poetry; a mere two minutes didn't
give him time to get started.
RANDOM MATCHUP (96-1048) (8-3-3,59) of OVERRATED fought DEBBIE DAHMER (45-3579)
(22-6-1,83) of MORDRED'S MADMEN. RANDOM MATCHUP was overpowered by DEBBIE DAHMER in
a 1 minute mismatched fight. I suppose it's appropriate that Random Matchup should
fight in such a bout. But imagine going through your dueling life with such a name!
SIR YDER (31-4353) (23-8-0,100) of WILLBENDERS fought PIXIE BLIGHT (73-4427)
(15-12-0,86) of DARQUE FORCES VIII. SIR YDER demolished PIXIE BLIGHT in a 1 minute
one-sided bout. Does this mean that Pixie's will was bent? And how can you tell?
Is will always straight, normally? I've never seen this diagrammed, and if anybody
knows, I'm curious to hear about it.
EVE (72-4596) (12-2-0,94) of DARQUE FORCES fought DANNIA TYL SIO (52-3393) (32-
21-1,79) of SAND DANCERS. EVE devastated DANNIA TYL SIO in a 1 minute one-sided
fight. "Devastated darquely," no doubt. Fairly impressive work here.
MERCY (54-1797) (18-10-0,114) of THE BLACK COMPANY fought ZORRO, THE GAY BLADE
(106-8) (0-0-0,110) of Crysalis Poets' Society. MERCY overpowered ZORRO, THE GAY
BLADE in a 1 minute mismatched brawl. And it was a mercy to us all, as well. If
you'd had to LISTEN to Zorro's poetry...! The good poets don't come out to fight as
standbys, you see.
TYRE (31-3713) (29-20-0,146) of DARQUE FORCES fought DOLLFACE (39-2372) (57-76-
1,135) of DRINKING BUDDIES. TYRE was outwaited by DOLLFACE in an action packed 7
minute duel. Our longest fight, and I have a question. If one person is a Dwarf of
the male persuasion, and the other is an Elf of the female persuasion, can they be
attracted to each other?
MIRTA (51-4033) (44-27-1,152) of SAND DANCERS fought FEATHER (54-1742) (18-15-
2,103) of THE WHITE COMPANY. MIRTA was overpowered by FEATHER in a 1 minute one-
sided duel. Gives new meaning to the statement "his blows were as light as a
feather," doesn't it, Mirta?
SIR PLUS (10-4316) (30-23-1,192) of SIR AGLIO fought SIDON (31-3712) (32-22-
2,193) of DARQUE FORCES. SIR PLUS beat SIDON in a crowd pleasing 1 minute conflict.
I'm surprised it ended that fast, as this was a very close match. We really need
Debby's Instant Replay to appreciate it properly.
SANDBLASTER (11-3899) (51-52-3,192) of ANDORIAN KNIGHTS fought BALCLUTHA (14-
3169) (25-34-1,208) of OTAGO HIGHLANDERS. SANDBLASTER was viciously subdued by
BALCLUTHA in an exciting 3 minute bloody battle. I am sometimes surprised by what
excites the fans.
JUAN (41-2304) (26-15-0,203) of DREAM TEAMS fought DUNEDIN (14-3703) (29-35-
0,206) of OTAGO HIGHLANDERS. JUAN was savagely defeated by DUNEDIN in a crowd
pleasing 4 minute bloody match. Ah, it would appear that these Otago people are
really cleaning up today! It is, of course, a good day for cleaning up--every day is
good for that. Dirt is Bad, after all.
SANDMAN (11-3923) (50-54-2,186) of ANDORIAN KNIGHTS fought SNOOPER (1-5154) (35-
18-3,196) of MIKE'S MISFITS. SANDMAN was overpowered by SNOOPER in a popular 3
minute gory uneven match. Is it true? I couldn't hear, but the gossip is that that
Snooper taunts his opponents with the results of his snooping.
BUTCH (70-6657) (33-23-2,212) of A UNIT fought SIR LY (10-4116) (39-30-0,192) of
SIR AGLIO. BUTCH was defeated by SIR LY in an action packed 3 minute gory duel. And
Sir Ly scowled the whole time, too. If he doesn't watch out, his face will FREEZE
that way.
KITALA THE BOLD (78-875) (81-101-2,232) of SAND DANCERS fought TASHIA (11-2740)
(28-33-1,183) of DEADLY DE-PARTED. KITALA THE BOLD vanquished TASHIA in a 1 minute
uneven duel. Which makes Tashia vanquished but not departed, no doubt an improvement
on her state at other times.
And the challenge matches:
EGOTISTIC DUKE (28-2779) (19-10-1,52) of ABYSMAL BEHAVIORS challenged 300 (78-
2346) (17-15-0,70) of PBA. Up 18. EGOTISTIC DUKE was viciously subdued by 300 in a
2 minute Challenge fight. And what, in the end, can one say about a warrior with a
name like 300? Three hundred WHAT?
MATADOR (11-4139) (39-33-2,90) of ANDORIAN KNIGHTS challenged EGAN FORN (39-
3295) (24-31-0,51) of THE MIDDLE WAY. Down 39. MATADOR savagely defeated EGAN FORN
in an exciting 2 minute bloody Challenge struggle. No surprise here.
BIRAN (54-1927) (15-6-1,48) of THE WHITE COMPANY challenged SCOOTER (54-118)
(17-7-1,86) of THE MUPPETS. Up 38. BIRAN was demolished by SCOOTER in a 1 minute
mismatched Challenge competition. Muppets, here? Er... so they are....
LEVITICUS (54-1687) (17-17-2,100) of THE WHITE COMPANY challenged STONEWALL (11-
3900) (47-56-2,126) of ANDORIAN KNIGHTS. Up 26. LEVITICUS was devastated by
STONEWALL in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight. A bold try, Leviticus. Better
luck next time.
HANNYA (73-4350) (25-8-1,146) of BLOOD LUST challenged CARLA (39-2428) (59-71-
1,146) of DRINKING BUDDIES. Straight across. HANNYA savagely defeated CARLA in an
action packed 4 minute bloody Challenge fight. Ooooh, people keep TELLING Carla not
to drink before the fights, but she keeps on DOING it.
SANDPAWN (11-4169) (46-21-1,178) of ANDORIAN KNIGHTS challenged KYRA (51-3774)
(41-41-1,172) of SAND DANCERS. Down 6. SANDPAWN vanquished KYRA in a 1 minute
uneven Challenge battle. Again, no surprise here.
And for the title:
FATHER OF ALL MUNS (20-2306) (32-42-1,227) of THE FAMILY TREE challenged
ATONEMENT (82-761) (46-25-0,378) of A UNIT XV. Up 151. FATHER OF ALL MUNS slimly
lost to ATONEMENT in a 4 minute Challenge Title fight. Boldly challenged, Father of
All Muns, and briliantly won, Atonement. I salute you both.
Livia
THE TOWER GUARDIAN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ATONEMENT 82-761 47 25 0 386 A UNIT XV (851) DWES EG
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-WILLIE MAKIT 73-514 104 38 3 268 MISTAKEN IDENTITY (96) ERINIKA
-LONALILTA 50-2806 51 42 2 248 DARK SIDHE (642) SNOWBOUND
KITALA THE BOLD 78-875 82 101 2 239 SAND DANCERS (848) LIN TIRIAN
-GROLSCH 21-5029 36 4 4 238 REAL BEER (859) SUNSET
DUNEDIN 14-3703 30 35 0 220 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (808) TOBIR
-FIGHTER ACE 47-1189 53 40 6 215 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
BALCLUTHA 14-3169 26 34 1 214 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (808) TOBIR
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-PAT 35-2292 35 42 2 210 COMMON JOE'S (509) MURSKA
-JUNINHO 7-4001 25 14 1 210 IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (883) BONSUR
SIR LY 10-4116 40 30 0 209 SIR AGLIO (716) KOLACT
-KALANDRA 50-2443 56 56 3 208 DARK SIDHE (642) SNOWBOUND
-BEAUTY QUEEN 47-3352 36 38 3 208 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
SNOOPER 1-5154 36 18 3 206 MIKE'S MISFITS (793) MORDANT
-AVONSIDE 13-3927 31 39 1 205 KIWI CONNECTION (747) DULLENS
FATHER OF ALL MUNS 20-2306 32 43 1 204 THE FAMILY TREE (717) SEAM
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SIR PLUS 10-4316 31 23 1 204 SIR AGLIO (716) KOLACT
-KING UVDAHELL 47-1643 33 13 1 203 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
-SCUM #1 50-2743 46 52 0 201 DARK SIDHE (642) SNOWBOUND
JUAN 41-2304 26 16 0 198 DREAM TEAMS (919) KATI-TEI
-AB DESTINED 4 THE 65-1154 16 7 2 198 PAUL'Z PHARTZ (985) DAL SHANG
BUTCH 70-6657 33 24 2 197 A UNIT (844) SENTERN
-WHEEL OF FORTUNE 25-2529 43 38 2 196 DUELING FOR DOLLARS (558) LYRATILAN
-PRIMUS 21-4975 38 13 0 196 REAL BEER (859) SUNSET
-DAIRY QUEEN 47-2685 60 36 2 195 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
-*WINTER* 65-3644 27 25 1 195 ANCIENT KNIGHTS (817) DAL SHANG
-JACK VALTRAEDS 47-407 82 60 2 191 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
SANDBLASTER 11-3899 51 53 3 190 ANDORIAN KNIGHTS (962) ARUAK CITY
SIDON 31-3712 32 23 2 189 DARQUE FORCES (908) CHIMLEVTAL
SANDPAWN 11-4169 47 21 1 186 ANDORIAN KNIGHTS (962) ARUAK CITY
SANDMAN 11-3923 50 55 2 185 ANDORIAN KNIGHTS (962) ARUAK CITY
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TASHIA 11-2740 28 34 1 177 DEADLY DE-PARTED (370) ARUAK CITY
-KING FORADAY 47-3762 41 39 4 176 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
-DISCO QUEEN 47-1992 32 15 1 175 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
KYRA 51-3774 41 42 1 171 SAND DANCERS (610) TRICORUS
-BELGOROTH 50-3175 30 28 0 167 DARK SIDHE (642) SNOWBOUND
-TEN COMMANDMENTS 47-3843 38 33 0 165 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
-THANATO 39-2824 25 22 1 163 OPHIDIAN ORDER (705) XOCHITHLAN
HANNYA 73-4350 26 8 1 154 BLOOD LUST (978) ERINIKA
DOLLFACE 39-2372 58 76 1 151 DRINKING BUDDIES (574) XOCHITHLAN
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CARLA 39-2428 59 72 1 149 DRINKING BUDDIES (574) XOCHITHLAN
FEATHER 54-1742 19 15 2 148 THE WHITE COMPANY (529) TROCAR
-JACK SPRAT 47-2954 48 55 4 147 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
TYRE 31-3713 29 21 0 138 DARQUE FORCES (908) CHIMLEVTAL
STONEWALL 11-3900 48 56 2 129 ANDORIAN KNIGHTS (962) ARUAK CITY
-BUCKNER 50-2841 25 26 1 124 IRON CURTAIN (791) SNOWBOUND
MERCY 54-1797 19 10 0 123 THE BLACK COMPANY (698) TROCAR
MIRTA 51-4033 44 28 1 118 SAND DANCERS (610) TRICORUS
SIR YDER 31-4353 24 8 0 108 WILLBENDERS (1016) CHIMLEVTAL
EVE 72-4596 13 2 0 106 DARQUE FORCES (1009) DRAGONHEAD
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
LEVITICUS 54-1687 17 18 2 97 THE WHITE COMPANY (529) TROCAR
MATADOR 11-4139 40 33 2 92 ANDORIAN KNIGHTS (962) ARUAK CITY
SCOOTER 54-118 18 7 1 92 THE MUPPETS (852) TROCAR
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DEBBIE DAHMER 45-3579 23 6 1 90 MORDRED'S MADMEN (1015) STORMCROWE
PIXIE BLIGHT 73-4427 15 13 0 84 DARQUE FORCES VIII (1043) ERINIKA
SPLIT 78-2347 22 12 0 78 PBA (1006) LIN TIRIAN
300 78-2346 18 15 0 78 PBA (1006) LIN TIRIAN
DANNIA TYL SIO 52-3393 32 22 1 76 SAND DANCERS (942) FRATSFA
-GOLDEN MOMENT 11-5622 22 5 1 72 COLORIFIC (1050) ARUAK CITY
-ABYSS 8-3178 18 15 0 69 PHANTOM FORCES 2 (1048) ARKERS
NORM PETERSON 39-2745 41 70 0 67 DRINKING BUDDIES (574) XOCHITHLAN
LUMBERING WAIF 8-4346 15 9 0 67 HAPLESS WAIF (1051) ARKERS
ZOOLANDER 39-3523 14 6 1 65 WITLESS WONDERS (1052) XOCHITHLAN
BINGE N PURGE 45-3567 17 9 0 63 EMETICS (1030) STORMCROWE
-WILD CARD HAMMER 33-6864 22 17 2 62 CASINO HAMMERZ (1039) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
-FEUDER 45-1305 23 21 0 61 WALKING DEATH (771) STORMCROWE
RANDOM MATCHUP 96-1048 8 4 3 59 OVERRATED (1044) OLD VALAMANTIS
EGAN FORN 39-3295 24 32 0 58 THE MIDDLE WAY (946) XOCHITHLAN
-SIR LANCELOT 72-4997 14 12 2 55 KNIGHTS TEMPLAR (1031) DRAGONHEAD
EGOTISTIC DUKE 28-2779 19 11 1 54 ABYSMAL BEHAVIORS (694) MORYA
PROOKIE 78-2345 20 11 1 53 PBA (1006) LIN TIRIAN
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BIRAN 54-1927 15 7 1 51 THE WHITE COMPANY (529) TROCAR
SNOWFALL 45-3473 24 13 0 49 NORTHERN LIGHTS (1042) STORMCROWE
UNCERTAIN OMELET 47-3786 12 5 0 44 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (704) NORTH FORK
GWEN RYDER 9-4867 18 7 0 42 DREAM PARK (1036) ZUKAL
PINE 78-2350 21 6 1 38 TREE PEOPLE (1019) LIN TIRIAN
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Ten Commandments -- Commandment #1 -- I shall not challenge thee again. I'm not sure
the four points of recognition were worth the whipping I took. -- Mercy
Silver Stroke -- Tough turn, bub. -- Woelfe
All -- It looks like there are a lot of new teams here in beautiful Crysalis. Sorry
that I didn't welcome you all sooner. So, welcome to all the new teams. -- the Mun
Slugbait -- Welcome to Crysalis. It was good to meet you at the face. I had a lot
of fun at our table and I hope that you stay around for a while. -- the Mun
Baphomet -- No disrespect taken. I have no army of gladiators only the five you see
before you. I have been away a long time from beloved Aruak City. I cannot recall
if Leeta was there when I was. Who hates Aruak City but hides here? I am on a
manhunt for foes. -- AK47 (wondering why his last week personal ads were not printed)
No idea about the personals that went missing. I didn't see the newsletter last
time at all (hence the computer spy report). -- L
Kyra -- Perhaps not but I could win on you. -- Sandpawn (that makes 4th win in row
off Kyra)
Egan Forn -- Don't take your bare knuckle beatings personal. It is not your actions
but Kitala the Bold's words of hate which bought your pain to you. -- Matador
(Mailman of Pain)
Kitala The Bold -- Thank you for your kind words. Does not change a thing but my
stablemate respect your fighting skills. Our feud goes on until honor is restored.
-- Sandman (tending to his wounds)
Tashia -- You hit me and I hit the floor. And stayed down for 2 minutes as you poked
holes in me with your little epee. Do I look like a pin cushion to you? Yet I still
won without hitting you once. Am I not the best warrior here from Aruak City? --
Sandblaster (looking for the joker who tied a large shield on his back instead of a
scimitar before the battle)
Ten Commandments -- And for our eleventh commandment: Thou shall not challenge the
Ten Commandments...I know, so witty of me. <grin> -- Mercy
Primus -- I have nothing at all against real beer. And it was a pleasure to fight
you, also. -- Kitala the Bold but Not Unfriendly
Carla -- Well, if you didn't go drinking right before the fight, things might go
better for you! -- Mirta
300 -- A good number, of course, but not an ultimate one. -- Dannia tyl Sio
Pixie Blight -- You blighted wretch! Ouch. -- Snowfall
Atonement -- I can't speak for others, but I have found that the arrival of Gateway
warriors in Primus, while tedious in some ways, has one benefit: Gateway skill
training! Warriors who have been maxed for years are learning skills, and learning
them well. It's amazing. -- player behind Sand Dancers et al
Baphomet -- Not a problem. Real life has a way of intruding at the most inconvenient
times! Better luck next time. -- Leeta
4 February 2004
Greeting from Jhans, DM 36 -- In 2 turns the kLk will host our first annual "St.
Valentines Day Massacre" in Jhans, arena 36. (Kill Contest) The contest will begin
on turn 450. It will run for 10 turns. On turn 461 the winners will be announced.
There will be 3 separate categories, the team with the most kills, the alliance with
the most kills, and the warrior with the most kills. For the manager of the team
with the most kills a PRIZE of 10 ROLL-UPS will be rewarded (or $50 deposited into
his account). No need to declare yourself in the personals. If you are in DM 36,
you will be part of the contest whether you like it or not. We encourage as much
trash talk as you'd like. All teams, managers, and alliances invited. Please
contact Polarius (mgr. of Blitzkrieg) in DM 36 with questions. Or you can email me
at jamieptmo@hotmail.com. Good luck and see you in the sands. -- Polarius
25 February 2004
Readers, and especially those who volunteered warriors -- My apologies for the sudden
lack of episodes. I've been sick, but expect to be back at the keyboard soon. -- the
Scribe
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
FATHER OF ALL MUNS slimly lost to ATONEMENT in a 4 minute Challenge Title fight.
SANDPAWN vanquished KYRA in a 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
HANNYA savagely defeated CARLA in a action packed 4 minute bloody Challenge fight.
LEVITICUS was devastated by STONEWALL in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
BIRAN was demolished by SCOOTER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
MATADOR savagely defeated EGAN FORN in a exciting 2 minute bloody Challenge struggle.
EGOTISTIC DUKE was viciously subdued by 300 in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
KITALA THE BOLD vanquished TASHIA in a 1 minute uneven duel.
BUTCH was defeated by SIR LY in a action packed 3 minute gory duel.
SANDMAN was overpowered by SNOOPER in a popular 3 minute gory uneven match.
JUAN was savagely defeated by DUNEDIN in a crowd pleasing 4 minute bloody match.
SANDBLASTER was viciously subdued by BALCLUTHA in a exciting 3 minute bloody battle.
SIR PLUS beat SIDON in a crowd pleasing 1 minute conflict.
MIRTA was overpowered by FEATHER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
TYRE was outwaited by DOLLFACE in a action packed 7 minute duel.
MERCY overpowered ZORRO, THE GAY BLADE in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
EVE devastated DANNIA TYL SIO in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SIR YDER demolished PIXIE BLIGHT in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
RANDOM MATCHUP was overpowered by DEBBIE DAHMER in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
PINE slimly lost to RIRORNI SOLDIER in a 2 minute contest.
UNCERTAIN OMELET was narrowly defeated by BINGE N PURGE in a 3 minute fight.
GWEN RYDER was overpowered by LUMBERING WAIF in a 1 minute uneven fray.
SNOWFALL was viciously subdued by ZOOLANDER in a 2 minute gory contest.
NORM PETERSON was subdued by SPLIT in a popular 3 minute fight.
PROOKIE vanquished ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a action packed 1 minute one-sided match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 15 PARRY-RIPOSTE 17 - 9 - 0 65 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 7 AIMED BLOW 36 - 21 - 1 63 |
|WALL OF STEEL 7 WALL OF STEEL 63 - 57 - 0 53 |
|AIMED BLOW 5 LUNGING ATTACK 89 - 84 - 1 51 |
|TOTAL PARRY 3 STRIKING ATTACK 47 - 46 - 0 51 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 3 TOTAL PARRY 26 - 27 - 0 49 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 3 BASHING ATTACK 6 - 8 - 0 43 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 SLASHING ATTACK 20 - 27 - 0 43 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 PARRY-LUNGE 27 - 39 - 0 41 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 7 - 0 30 |
Turn 141 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
STRIKING ATTACK 5 - 2 WALL OF STEEL 3 - 4 4 LUNGING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 1 AIMED BLOW 2 - 3 3 WALL OF STEEL
LUNGING ATTACK 8 - 7 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 2 2 AIMED BLOW
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 1 PARRY-LUNGE
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 1 STRIKING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
WALL OF STEEL ATONEMENT 82-761 47 25 0 386 A UNIT XV (851)
STRIKING ATTACK KITALA THE BOLD 78-875 82 101 2 239 SAND DANCERS (848)
LUNGING ATTACK DUNEDIN 14-3703 30 35 0 220 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (808)
PARRY-RIPOSTE SNOOPER 1-5154 36 18 3 206 MIKE'S MISFITS (793)
AIMED BLOW JUAN 41-2304 26 16 0 198 DREAM TEAMS (919)
SLASHING ATTACK SIDON 31-3712 32 23 2 189 DARQUE FORCES (908)
TOTAL PARRY SANDPAWN 11-4169 47 21 1 186 ANDORIAN KNIGHTS (962)
PARRY-LUNGE SANDMAN 11-3923 50 55 2 185 ANDORIAN KNIGHTS (962)
BASHING ATTACK LUMBERING WAIF 8-4346 15 9 0 67 HAPLESS WAIF (1051)
The overall popularity leader is KITALA THE BOLD 78-875. The most popular warrior
this turn was DUNEDIN 14-3703. The ten other most popular fighters were BALCLUTHA
14-3169, HANNYA 73-4350, BUTCH 70-6657, SNOOPER 1-5154, FATHER OF ALL MUNS 20-2306,
BINGE N PURGE 45-3567, ATONEMENT 82-761, UNCERTAIN OMELET 47-3786, SPLIT 78-2347, and
CARLA 39-2428.
The least popular fighter this week was GWEN RYDER 9-4867. The other ten least
popular fighters were RANDOM MATCHUP 96-1048, DANNIA TYL SIO 52-3393, MIRTA 51-4033,
TASHIA 11-2740, BIRAN 54-1927, LEVITICUS 54-1687, KYRA 51-3774, SNOWFALL 45-3473,
PIXIE BLIGHT 73-4427, and DOLLFACE 39-2372.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 1 0 0 CHIMLEVTAL(31) 1 2 0 TROCAR(54) 3 2 0
ARKERS(8) 1 0 0 XOCHITHLAN(39) 2 3 0 SENTERN(70) 0 1 0
ZUKAL(9) 0 1 0 KATI-TEI(41) 0 1 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 1 0 0
KOLACT(10) 2 0 0 STORMCROWE(45) 2 1 0 ERINIKA(73) 1 1 0
ARUAK CITY(11) 3 3 0 NORTH FORK(47) 0 1 0 LIN TIRIAN(78) 4 1 0
TOBIR(14) 2 0 0 TRICORUS(51) 0 2 0 DWES EG(82) 1 0 0
SEAM(20) 0 1 0 FRATSFA(52) 0 1 0 OLD VALAMANTIS(96) 0 1 0
MORYA(28) 0 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SNOOPER 1-5154 36 18 3 206 MIKE'S MISFITS (793) MORDANT
LUMBERING WAIF 8-4346 15 9 0 67 HAPLESS WAIF (1051) ARKERS
GWEN RYDER 9-4867 18 7 0 42 DREAM PARK (1036) ZUKAL
SIR LY 10-4116 40 30 0 209 SIR AGLIO (716) KOLACT
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SANDBLASTER 11-3899 51 53 3 190 ANDORIAN KNIGHTS (962) ARUAK CITY
DUNEDIN 14-3703 30 35 0 220 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (808) TOBIR
FATHER OF ALL MUNS 20-2306 32 43 1 204 THE FAMILY TREE (717) SEAM
EGOTISTIC DUKE 28-2779 19 11 1 54 ABYSMAL BEHAVIORS (694) MORYA
SIDON 31-3712 32 23 2 189 DARQUE FORCES (908) CHIMLEVTAL
DOLLFACE 39-2372 58 76 1 151 DRINKING BUDDIES (574) XOCHITHLAN
JUAN 41-2304 26 16 0 198 DREAM TEAMS (919) KATI-TEI
DEBBIE DAHMER 45-3579 23 6 1 90 MORDRED'S MADMEN (1015) STORMCROWE
UNCERTAIN OMELET 47-3786 12 5 0 44 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (704) NORTH FORK
KYRA 51-3774 41 42 1 171 SAND DANCERS (610) TRICORUS
DANNIA TYL SIO 52-3393 32 22 1 76 SAND DANCERS (942) FRATSFA
FEATHER 54-1742 19 15 2 148 THE WHITE COMPANY (529) TROCAR
BUTCH 70-6657 33 24 2 197 A UNIT (844) SENTERN
EVE 72-4596 13 2 0 106 DARQUE FORCES (1009) DRAGONHEAD
HANNYA 73-4350 26 8 1 154 BLOOD LUST (978) ERINIKA
KITALA THE BOLD 78-875 82 101 2 239 SAND DANCERS (848) LIN TIRIAN
ATONEMENT 82-761 47 25 0 386 A UNIT XV (851) DWES EG
RANDOM MATCHUP 96-1048 8 4 3 59 OVERRATED (1044) OLD VALAMANTIS