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Date : 07/20/2004 Duedate: 08/16/2004
CRYSALIS
DM-106 TURN-146
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 REAL BEER 21/859 1592 800 21 66.6 COMMON JOE'S 35/509
ROYAL FLUSH 47/10 ALL THE MUN'S MEN 37/219
2-A UNIT XI 82/849 55 28 2 66.3 DUELING FOR DOLLARS 25/558
3 BLOOD LUST 73/978 31 16 0 66.0 KIWI CONNECTION 13/747
MORDRED'S MADMEN 45/1015 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS 14/808
WILLBENDERS 31/1016 14 FISH HAMMERZ 49/1068 13 15 0 46.4
4-THE BLACK COM 54/698 6 4 0 60.0 JUNGLE HAMMERZ 39/738
5 EMETICS 45/1030 16 11 0 59.3 CASINO HAMMERZ 33/1039
WITLESS WONDERS 39/1052 MILCHAMAH HAMMERZ 33/1061
HAPLESS WAIF 8/1051 FLOWER HAMMERZ 28/1057
SINGLE MALTS 31/1071 15 SIR AGLIO 10/716 47 55 0 46.1
6 DREAM TEAMS 41/919 99 78 1 55.9 16 THE STORMBRIN 31/553 30 37 0 44.8
MIKE'S MISFITS 1/793 17-PERFECTION Q 73/1069 3 4 0 42.9
DEADLY DE-PARTED 11/370 18 PBA 78/1006 20 27 0 42.6
7-CANADIAN CLUB 50/76 43 37 0 53.8 TREE PEOPLE 78/1019
FEARSOME LEGENDS 37/997 19 THE WHITE COM 54/529 20 32 0 38.5
ANCIENT KNIGHTS 65/817 ABYSMAL BEHAVIORS 28/694
8 OVERLORDS 20/371 65 60 0 52.0 20 OVERRATED 96/1044 3 5 0 37.5
THE STORMGUARDS 31/192 21 DRINKING BUDD 39/574 88 149 1 37.1
9 KNIGHT BREED 45/1070 54 50 1 51.9 22 SAND DANCERS 78/848 257 459 1 35.9
DARQUE FORCES VIII 73/1043 SAND DANCERS 52/942
10 DARK SIDHE 50/642 132 130 1 50.4 NORTHERN LIGHTS 45/1042
11 ANDORIAN KNIG 11/962 53 53 1 50.0 SAND DANCERS 51/610
12-THE SHADOWS 18/1064 2 2 0 50.0 THE MIDDLE WAY 39/946
PEACE MAKERS 73/1025 23-IDIOTIC ICCE 28/1065 2 8 0 20.0
13 D-DAY SQUAD 34/551 428 452 4 48.6 24-KNIGHTS TEMP 72/1031 0 3 0 0.0
ALL-STAR NANA'S 67/787
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WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT
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Duelmasters
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 246): GOLDENEYE of BONDAGE (Spawn, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 243): CIARAN POWER of 50TH MILK RAS (Dr. Mabuse, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 241): LUCKY 7 of NUMBERS GAME (Destitute Noble, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 197): MYRON NAGEL of THE MIDDLE WAY (Nick, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 218): MARILYN of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 213): CUP OF CAT of MYSTIC ORC FEAST (Slugbait, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 200): TOM SMITH DISEASE of STRANGE TUNES (Berylstar, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 193): MUTILATE of ASSASSIN NATION (Ghab, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 183): LAWYER of PLAGUES (Abarsis, the Slaughter Priest, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 171): HOFFA WITH HAIR of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 148): CHEROKEE of CHIEFS' ELITE (Matrix, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 148): CANNONBALL of X-POSSE (Savant, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 148): RED HOT CHILE PAPA of WORLDWIDE GORE (Crip, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 246): PHOENIX FIRE (Bobby Bigfoot, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 243): BAD GERMS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 241): OVERLORDS (The Icelord, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 197): THE MIDDLE WAY (Nick, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 218): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 213): MYSTIC ORC FEAST (Slugbait, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 200): DRUID'S GROVE (Talon Warsmith, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 193): ASSASSIN NATION (Ghab, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 183): USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 171): THE EXPLORERS (Kellog, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 148): CHIEFS' ELITE (Matrix, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 148): X-POSSE (Savant, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 148): DEMONIC (?, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 245): MISS STEP of LADIES IN WAITING (Crip, mgr.)
GREY FOX of A.K.A. (?, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 243): CIARAN POWER of 50TH MILK RAS (Dr. Mabuse, mgr.)
STUPID SMILEY of IDIOTIC ICCERS (THawk, mgr.)
(turn 242): TERRIBLE TOTOMAC of IDIOTIC ICCERS (THawk, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 241): DIXIE SCUM of LOONY TOONS (Rascally Rabbit, mgr.)
(turn 240): LAPHROAIG of SINGLE MALTS (Berylstar, mgr.)
TIGBASA of STORMWATCH (Polar Bear, mgr.)
SIR PELLEAS of WILLBENDERS (Abraxis, mgr.)
STIGMA OF STUPID of UNFIT TO BE ORCS (Slugbait, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 197): MYRON NAGEL of THE MIDDLE WAY (Nick, mgr.)
(turn 196): MISS CON DUCK of DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 218): SUNFLASH of NORTHERN LIGHTS (Jorja, mgr.)
(turn 217): SCORPIUS of KNIGHT BREED (The Omnimancer, mgr.)
DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 213): CUP OF CAT of MYSTIC ORC FEAST (Slugbait, mgr.)
(turn 212): HONEY BEAR of THE BEAR'S PAW (Kat, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 199): MAEGOLOS of DARK SIDHE (Daehir, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 182): MERGEN of THE BLACK COMPANY (Woelfe, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 171): HOFFA WITH HAIR of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 147): 2 PHAT of VERMIN (Sultan, mgr.)
THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
Reflections by the Chief Tower Guard
And once again I, Scum #1, rise to the top. It's been two or three years since
I last sat on top but hopefully I will stay up here for a while. Five turns would be
nice at least. Then I'd have a winning record. Must thank Earth Elemental for his
fine challenge. Normally I fear warriors in leather armor, but he didn't even hit
me, although he did break two of my shields. Blame the elves for that. Always
buying cheap used armor and weapons for the mere human. For those who care I'm
challenging Balclutha and Fengar II in some vain effort to protect Belgoraoth from
getting himself run through. Best of luck + learns to all!!
Scum #1
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
All right, all right, you want a spy report. I could have given you Snide
Clemens, so you'd better appreciate this. It has NOT been a fun week, and I don't
care who knows it! Forty-five fights is too many to watch on a hot day like this,
and if you think I'm going to TALK about them all, you've got another think coming!
Or, as the louts in the top row say, "Fat chance!"
Only sixteen challenge matches, which is piffling. No tv challenges. No
deaths. I would've enjoyed seeing someone die today. Why aren't you killing each
other? What's the point of immortality if you don't die from time to time?
Royal Flush was avoided by Andorian Knights.
Kyra got the most challenges.
Big deal.
SCUM #1 (50-2743) (49-53-0,237) of DARK SIDHE challenged BALCLUTHA (14-3169)
(29-35-1,237) of OTAGO HIGHLANDERS. Straight across. SCUM #1 bested BALCLUTHA in a
crowd pleasing 5 minute gruesome Challenge Title fight. Grue is good. We need lots
of grue out there.
KALANDRA (50-2443) (59-57-3,225) of DARK SIDHE challenged BEAUTY QUEEN (47-3352)
(38-38-3,234) of ROYAL FLUSH. Up 9. KALANDRA demolished BEAUTY QUEEN in a popular 1
minute one-sided Challenge melee. Demolishing beauty is good. We don't need
beautiful gladiators. What'd be the point? They spend all their time staring into
mirror-polished shields.
HANNYA (73-4350) (28-10-1,198) of BLOOD LUST challenged JUAN (41-2304) (28-18-
0,199) of DREAM TEAMS. Up 1. HANNYA vanquished JUAN in a popular 1 minute gory
mismatched Challenge brawl. Ah, gore. Great stuff, gore. I like to see it, the
fans like to see it, it annoys the maintenance crew--all is good.
KING FORADAY (47-3762) (42-40-4,174) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged MIRTA (51-4033)
(48-28-1,175) of SAND DANCERS. Up 1. KING FORADAY was savagely defeated by MIRTA in
a 2 minute Challenge competition. Damn straigh! Down with kings. Unless they're
me.
R'SHANN (20-577) (54-44-3,179) of OVERLORDS challenged SIR PLUS (10-4316) (32-
26-1,205) of SIR AGLIO. Up 26. R'SHANN defeated SIR PLUS in a 2 minute Challenge
struggle. Naturally. How could R'Shann be an OVER-lord if he didn't win? If he
lost, he'd be an UNDER-lord.
SPLIT (78-2347) (24-14-0,108) of PBA challenged DOLLFACE (39-2372) (59-79-1,122)
of DRINKING BUDDIES. Up 14. SPLIT was beaten by DOLLFACE in a crowd pleasing 5
minute Challenge brawl. Ah, one for the drunks. That pleases the crowd, too. They
like to see drunks win fights, because it let's 'em claim there's nothing wrong with
THEIR drinking. Idiots, but then, we knew this.
PIXIE BLIGHT (73-4427) (18-14-0,103) of DARQUE FORCES VIII challenged CARLA (39-
2428) (60-75-2,161) of DRINKING BUDDIES. Up 58. PIXIE BLIGHT was overpowered by
CARLA in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee. An insane challenge, but pixies are like
that, whether blighted or not.
BURGER KING (47-4152) (30-27-2,131) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged ZEBRA HAMMER (39-
3170) (22-8-0,135) of JUNGLE HAMMERZ. Up 4. BURGER KING viciously subdued ZEBRA
HAMMER in an action packed 2 minute Challenge duel. Drat. I don't want to see kings
win fights. Although since he beat a zebra, it might be okay. This time.
300 (78-2346) (21-16-0,127) of PBA challenged JACK SPRAT (47-2954) (49-56-4,136)
of ROYAL FLUSH. Up 9. 300 won victory over JACK SPRAT in a popular 2 minute gory
Challenge duel. I don't know why this was popular with the crowd, unless the
audience was packed with Fat-Lovers Anonymous. Which it might have been. They ooze
in everywhere.
SIR YDER (31-4353) (26-10-0,137) of WILLBENDERS challenged KYRA (51-3774) (41-
46-1,145) of SAND DANCERS. Up 8. SIR YDER overpowered KYRA in a 1 minute one-sided
Challenge melee. An incident that is sure to tweak Kyra's temper, but so what?
Women don't belong in the arena.
MATADOR (11-4139) (44-33-2,100) of ANDORIAN KNIGHTS challenged EGAN FORN (39-
3295) (24-36-0,61) of THE MIDDLE WAY. Down 39. MATADOR savagely defeated EGAN FORN
in a exciting 1 minute bloody Challenge match.
PINE (78-2350) (22-9-1,59) of TREE PEOPLE challenged EGOTISTIC DUKE (28-2779)
(20-14-1,63) of ABYSMAL BEHAVIORS. Up 4. PINE was viciously subdued by EGOTISTIC
DUKE in an exciting 2 minute Challenge contest. Hey, where'd you think the Duke got
his ego from? The guy is good. And if you've got it, flaunt it, right?
BOX ELDER (78-2272) (17-4-0,55) of TREE PEOPLE challenged RANDOM MATCHUP (96-
1048) (9-7-3,39) of OVERRATED. Down 16. BOX ELDER was unbelievably bested by RANDOM
MATCHUP in a 3 minute Challenge bout. And who's over-rated here, eh?
PROOKIE (78-2345) (22-13-1,70) of PBA challenged DANNIA TYL SIO (52-3393) (34-
24-1,78) of SAND DANCERS. Up 8. PROOKIE was defeated by DANNIA TYL SIO in a 2
minute Challenge duel. Let the damned Adantri beat each other up and bad cess to
'em, is what I say. Besides, who can believe in a warrior named "Prookie"?
GUTTERBALL (78-2344) (20-16-1,80) of PBA challenged DEBBIE DAHMER (45-3579) (25-
8-1,91) of MORDRED'S MADMEN. Up 11. GUTTERBALL was overpowered by DEBBIE DAHMER in
a 1 minute uneven Challenge struggle. Nothing like madness to give you an edge, eh
Debbie?
BLANK (78-2374) (15-8-2,55) of TREE PEOPLE challenged MAPPATES HAMMER (33-5597)
(15-11-2,57) of MILCHAMAH HAMMERZ. Up 2. BLANK was overpowered by MAPPATES HAMMER
in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl. Who'd name a warrior "Blank"? That's
prejudicial to his/her/its future success. It implies a lack of faith.
Ketchum
THE TOWER GUARDIAN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SCUM #1 50-2743 50 53 0 245 DARK SIDHE (642) SNOWBOUND
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
FENGAR II 20-61 113 79 2 297 OVERLORDS (371) SEAM
BELGOROTH 50-3175 34 29 1 291 DARK SIDHE (642) SNOWBOUND
SNOOPER 1-5154 41 18 3 265 MIKE'S MISFITS (793) MORDANT
GROLSCH 21-5029 37 4 4 241 REAL BEER (859) SUNSET
KALANDRA 50-2443 60 57 3 238 DARK SIDHE (642) SNOWBOUND
HANNYA 73-4350 29 10 1 215 BLOOD LUST (978) ERINIKA
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
KITALA THE BOLD 78-875 86 102 2 210 SAND DANCERS (848) LIN TIRIAN
-MATTEONE 37-1045 60 34 0 210 FEARSOME LEGENDS (997) SIBIKHAS
SANDMAN 11-3923 54 56 2 210 ANDORIAN KNIGHTS (962) ARUAK CITY
JACK VALTRAEDS 47-407 84 61 2 209 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
-*WINTER* 65-3644 28 26 1 206 ANCIENT KNIGHTS (817) DAL SHANG
WEINERMUN 37-2635 54 46 3 205 ALL THE MUN'S MEN (219) SIBIKHAS
PAUL 35-2349 36 39 2 203 COMMON JOE'S (509) MURSKA
FIGHTER ACE 47-1189 55 41 6 202 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
SANDPAWN 11-4169 50 23 1 202 ANDORIAN KNIGHTS (962) ARUAK CITY
SIR LY 10-4116 43 32 0 202 SIR AGLIO (716) KOLACT
DAIRY QUEEN 47-2685 62 37 2 199 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
R'SHANN 20-577 55 44 3 199 OVERLORDS (371) SEAM
PRIMUS 21-4975 39 13 0 198 REAL BEER (859) SUNSET
BALCLUTHA 14-3169 29 36 1 198 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (808) TOBIR
SANDBLASTER 11-3899 53 56 3 196 ANDORIAN KNIGHTS (962) ARUAK CITY
DISCO QUEEN 47-1992 35 15 1 196 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
JUAN 41-2304 28 19 0 193 DREAM TEAMS (919) KATI-TEI
BEAUTY QUEEN 47-3352 38 39 3 192 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
-PAT 35-2292 38 43 2 191 COMMON JOE'S (509) MURSKA
-EARTH ELEMENTAL 31-1245 34 23 0 191 THE STORMGUARDS (192) CHIMLEVTAL
DUNEDIN 14-3703 30 40 0 191 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (808) TOBIR
KING UVDAHELL 47-1643 34 15 1 190 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
-CANADA COOLER 50-1904 26 24 0 190 CANADIAN CLUB (76) SNOWBOUND
CRUSADER LORD 31-3946 42 32 5 189 THE STORMGUARDS (192) CHIMLEVTAL
SIR PLUS 10-4316 32 27 1 188 SIR AGLIO (716) KOLACT
TALOS 31-2069 53 26 0 187 THE STORMGUARDS (192) CHIMLEVTAL
-STEE JANS 20-65 43 40 0 184 OVERLORDS (371) SEAM
TEN COMMANDMENTS 47-3843 39 35 0 184 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
-MERCY 54-1797 21 11 0 183 THE BLACK COMPANY (698) TROCAR
MIRTA 51-4033 49 28 1 182 SAND DANCERS (610) TRICORUS
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-SNOOKUMS 82-610 36 32 0 180 A UNIT XI (849) DWES EG
KRAC D'CHEVALIERS 31-4345 21 26 0 180 THE STORMGUARDS (192) CHIMLEVTAL
KING FORADAY 47-3762 42 41 4 177 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
TEMPUS 31-538 38 36 0 177 THE STORMGUARDS (192) CHIMLEVTAL
WHEEL OF FORTUNE 25-2529 45 41 2 169 DUELING FOR DOLLARS (558) LYRATILAN
AVONSIDE 13-3927 32 43 1 168 KIWI CONNECTION (747) DULLENS
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
PRINCE OF AR 31-3625 15 12 1 167 THE STORMBRINGERS (553) CHIMLEVTAL
CARLA 39-2428 61 75 2 163 DRINKING BUDDIES (574) XOCHITHLAN
FEATHER 54-1742 21 18 2 160 THE WHITE COMPANY (529) TROCAR
SIR YDER 31-4353 27 10 0 151 WILLBENDERS (1016) CHIMLEVTAL
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BURGER KING 47-4152 31 27 2 148 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
300 78-2346 22 16 0 140 PBA (1006) LIN TIRIAN
LUMBERING WAIF 8-4346 18 11 0 140 HAPLESS WAIF (1051) ARKERS
TASHIA 11-2740 28 39 1 139 DEADLY DE-PARTED (370) ARUAK CITY
WILD CARD HAMMER 33-6864 26 17 2 137 CASINO HAMMERZ (1039) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
KYRA 51-3774 41 47 1 135 SAND DANCERS (610) TRICORUS
SINYAMEGIL 50-2952 25 22 0 133 DARK SIDHE (642) SNOWBOUND
JACK SPRAT 47-2954 49 57 4 131 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
DOLLFACE 39-2372 60 79 1 129 DRINKING BUDDIES (574) XOCHITHLAN
ZEBRA HAMMER 39-3170 22 9 0 129 JUNGLE HAMMERZ (738) XOCHITHLAN
STONEWALL 11-3900 50 59 2 128 ANDORIAN KNIGHTS (962) ARUAK CITY
LEVITICUS 54-1687 20 20 2 123 THE WHITE COMPANY (529) TROCAR
SPLIT 78-2347 24 15 0 110 PBA (1006) LIN TIRIAN
PIXIE BLIGHT 73-4427 18 15 0 108 DARQUE FORCES VIII (1043) ERINIKA
MATADOR 11-4139 45 33 2 102 ANDORIAN KNIGHTS (962) ARUAK CITY
DEBBIE DAHMER 45-3579 26 8 1 101 MORDRED'S MADMEN (1015) STORMCROWE
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
KISSYFUR 67-2187 23 11 1 99 ALL-STAR NANA'S (787) BARIKALA
-HONEY BEAR 47-3032 27 14 0 95 THE BEAR'S PAW (196) NORTH FORK
BIRAN 54-1927 19 8 1 94 THE WHITE COMPANY (529) TROCAR
-JUSTICE 73-4299 17 8 1 92 PEACE MAKERS (1025) ERINIKA
-BARK 11-4177 25 16 0 91 BULLDOGS (174) ARUAK CITY
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-CANADIAN MIST 50-1136 35 23 2 89 CANADIAN CLUB (76) SNOWBOUND
U.S.S. ARIZONA 34-2643 21 17 1 89 D-DAY SQUAD (551) MONUNTIAL
DANNIA TYL SIO 52-3393 35 24 1 87 SAND DANCERS (942) FRATSFA
SNOWFALL 45-3473 27 15 0 86 NORTHERN LIGHTS (1042) STORMCROWE
SIR PELLEAS 31-4352 20 16 1 82 WILLBENDERS (1016) CHIMLEVTAL
-UNCAS 31-4189 25 20 0 81 THE STORMGUARDS (192) CHIMLEVTAL
GUTTERBALL 78-2344 20 17 1 78 PBA (1006) LIN TIRIAN
EGOTISTIC DUKE 28-2779 21 14 1 77 ABYSMAL BEHAVIORS (694) MORYA
MOSGIEL 14-3836 21 9 1 77 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (808) TOBIR
BISMARCK 34-2400 23 20 2 75 D-DAY SQUAD (551) MONUNTIAL
ZOOLANDER 39-3523 17 8 1 74 WITLESS WONDERS (1052) XOCHITHLAN
TAMMY FAYE 39-3520 17 8 0 72 WITLESS WONDERS (1052) XOCHITHLAN
PROOKIE 78-2345 22 14 1 71 PBA (1006) LIN TIRIAN
MAPPATES HAMMER 33-5597 16 11 2 71 MILCHAMAH HAMMERZ (1061) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
EGAN FORN 39-3295 24 37 0 69 THE MIDDLE WAY (946) XOCHITHLAN
-TIGBASA 31-4868 21 5 0 68 STORMWATCH (690) CHIMLEVTAL
-BEEF BULLION 11-4501 19 8 3 68 BULLDOGS (174) ARUAK CITY
BINGE N PURGE 45-3567 20 11 0 67 EMETICS (1030) STORMCROWE
LAPHROAIG 31-4529 18 14 0 67 SINGLE MALTS (1071) CHIMLEVTAL
NORM PETERSON 39-2745 43 73 0 66 DRINKING BUDDIES (574) XOCHITHLAN
-MERGEN 54-1899 17 13 2 66 THE BLACK COMPANY (698) TROCAR
RANCID WAIF 8-4413 17 11 0 66 HAPLESS WAIF (1051) ARKERS
-DOG-TIRED 11-4467 19 7 1 65 BULLDOGS (174) ARUAK CITY
RANDOM MATCHUP 96-1048 10 7 3 62 OVERRATED (1044) OLD VALAMANTIS
-LILITH 18-7794 17 11 2 58 THE SHADOWS (1064) TALCAMA
-GREY FOX 8-2880 15 12 1 58 A.K.A. (1072) ARKERS
PINE 78-2350 22 10 1 57 TREE PEOPLE (1019) LIN TIRIAN
MANZANITA 78-2276 19 3 0 55 TREE PEOPLE (1019) LIN TIRIAN
POPPY HAMMER 28-3318 17 11 0 53 FLOWER HAMMERZ (1057) MORYA
-TERRIBLE TOTOMAC 28-3569 15 7 1 53 IDIOTIC ICCERS (1065) MORYA
BLANK 78-2374 15 9 2 47 TREE PEOPLE (1019) LIN TIRIAN
BOX ELDER 78-2272 17 5 0 46 TREE PEOPLE (1019) LIN TIRIAN
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-SIR LANCELOT 72-4997 14 13 2 46 KNIGHTS TEMPLAR (1031) DRAGONHEAD
-STIGMA OF STUPID 31-4948 13 4 1 44 UNFIT TO BE ORCS (881) CHIMLEVTAL
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Scum #1 -- Congrats. Earth Elemental thought he had enough parry to handle you.
Guess not. -- The Icelord
High Lord Bosk -- Salute, warrior. Was great to see Rush and swill a few ales with
you, my brother. -- The Icelord (if anyone has a chance to catch Rush on this, their
30th anniversary tour, I recommend you do so. Bosk and I caught them in Dallas and
they were awesome.)
Gladiatorial Commission -- I notice Bosk's team, The Stormbringers, are listed as
"The Stormbrin." Can their entire name be spelled out? Thanks. -- The Icelord
Unfortunately, the space in the newsletter for the team name is not as long in
an AD arena as it is in the regular arena, at least for the first listed team
for each manager. Quite a lot of team names suffer from that at one time or
another. -- Ed.
Crysalis -- I suggest we throw a little party on turn #150. How about a little
"Crysalis Craziness?" I vote for ALL warriors to fight bare-handed on turn #150.
What do you all think? Sure, AB's would have an advantage but nothing wrong with a
little knuckles in the nose to liven things up! Who would be willing to have a one
turn bare-handed brawl?? -- The Icelord
Goat -- Neither you, nor any of your pathetic allies have ever been able to put a
"spanking" on anyone, let alone The COL. Crysalis should be spared from your asinine
blather. Be silent. -- Lord Protector Krac D'Chevaliers
Hammer -- How are you doing, my old friend? I no longer answer to Bossman unless
someone is looking to pay out some cash. I still make folks mad. Just like old
times. -- AK47 (saluting his mentor)
Andorian Knight Stable -- All five fights were won. First time ever since I sent you
five to advance Duelmasters. Just don't stand there. Go win me five more. -- AK47
(had to check fight report twice to make sure)
Crip -- Don't make me out to be the bad guy. It was Kitala the Bold who insulted all
Andorians in public. Did she not get on her knees and beg for this feud to be put
onto her head and the heads of her stablemates? Have she confessed her sin and asked
to be forgiven? I say unto you she has not. Our wrath will be poured out onto her
and her friends who delight in their rudeness. -- AK47 (about to pass out collection
plates)
Icelord -- How about turn 150 we all send our gladiators to battle with no weapons,
armor or shield. Let them wear nothing but smiles. -- AK47 (hearing from Matador how
much Egan Forn likes to fight naked men)
Tashia -- I am no longer worst gladiator from Aruak City. You are! -- Stonewall (who
would rather be lucky than good any day)
The Icelord -- Seems last turn turned back in your favour. Way to save face! And
while I've done some odd things to spruce up ceremonial turns in the past, I don't
see having the time for this one. -- Crip
The Shadows -- While not officially sanctioned as any type of arena, all managers
except AK47 seem to challenge in search of challenging wins up the rankings, or at
least they have been. -- Crip, mgr. of Royal Flush
Pat -- Aren't you the subject of an old SNL skit? -- Beauty Queen, sans doute
Fengar II & Tempus -- Two wins for the Icelord, but only a 1-0 tally between the
Guard and the Flush. -- King Uvdahell & Burger King
Sir Plus -- I'm hoping that train pushes me up to the next level. -- Dairy Queen
Balclutha -- Darn knockdowns. Would like to see a fight where everyone stays on
their feet to the end. -- Jack Valtraeds
Leviticus -- Are you sure you couldn't find and older fogie to challenge? -- Jack
Sprat
Kitala The Way too Quick for Me -- Even my armourer wasn't pleased with those
results. -- King Foraday
Carla -- Since when did you push your way up to the upper ranks? I must have been
sleeping. -- Fighter Ace
Sir Yder -- Welcome to the mid to upper end of ADM, big boy! Not too many around
here will actually look up to you. -- Disco Queen
AK47 -- I try not to write p-ads when I'm not fighting, but in this case, I'm gonna
make an exception. You've been warned about the wimpishly cowardly tactics. It's
your choice in how you respond. Take it kindly, or not. Personally I try to be
friendly these days, but...if you keep at it, you'll find it not so personably kind.
Your choice. -- Baphomet
Crip -- Friend, when you take a stand, you *REALLY TAKE A STAND* don'tcha? Just
remind men not to do anything to bunch up your boxers, okay? -- Baphomet
Leeta -- As always, our highest regards to you. -- Baphomet
R'Shann -- You really should wear a helm if you're not going to protect your head.
Now look at the mess I'm in! -- Belgoroth
Bluegill Hammer -- Five skills must be nice! -- Sinyamegil
Rirorni Captain of team #(1) -- Never seen one of you learn a skill before? --
Kalandra
12 July 2004
All Readers -- Due to the pressures resulting from preparing for and dealing with the
Face to Face, no spotlights will be written until it's over. -- the Scribe
17 July 2004
I am currently trying to put together a favorites chart for AD warriors. I
desperately need help with this. What I need are style, favorite rhythm (ex.:
hi/low), favorite weapons, and tactics. What would be great is if you could send me
a copy of the invite with the warrior's name, id#, and arena blacked out. This way,
I can verify that this is an actual warrior. Minis will work, too!
For those interested, I have both a challenge style vs. style and a match-up style
vs. style chart. There's about 250 fights calculated in these charts, and I'll be
happy to send a copy to anyone who asks. You can contact me (if you're a free world
player) at: Rick Stringer, Merit/East, SCI, P.O. Box 500, Georgetown, DE 19947-0500.
If you're in prison, just send a diplo to: Baphomet, Mgr. Knights Templar (568), DM
#47--North Fork. (I also have a lot of other charts and info for anyone who wants
it.) Thanks!
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
SCUM #1 bested BALCLUTHA in a crowd pleasing 5 minute gruesome Challenge Title fight.
KALANDRA demolished BEAUTY QUEEN in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
HANNYA vanquished JUAN in a popular 1 minute gory mismatched Challenge brawl.
KING FORADAY was savagely defeated by MIRTA in a 2 minute Challenge competition.
R'SHANN defeated SIR PLUS in a 2 minute Challenge struggle.
SPLIT was beaten by DOLLFACE in a crowd pleasing 5 minute Challenge brawl.
PIXIE BLIGHT was overpowered by CARLA in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
BURGER KING viciously subdued ZEBRA HAMMER in a action packed 2 minute Challenge duel.
300 won victory over JACK SPRAT in a popular 2 minute gory Challenge duel.
SIR YDER overpowered KYRA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
MATADOR savagely defeated EGAN FORN in a exciting 1 minute bloody Challenge match.
PINE was viciously subdued by EGOTISTIC DUKE in a exciting 2 minute Challenge contest.
BOX ELDER was unbelievably bested by RANDOM MATCHUP in a 3 minute Challenge bout.
PROOKIE was defeated by DANNIA TYL SIO in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
GUTTERBALL was overpowered by DEBBIE DAHMER in a 1 minute uneven Challenge struggle.
BLANK was overpowered by MAPPATES HAMMER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
FENGAR II defeated PAUL in a exciting 1 minute bout.
GROLSCH savagely defeated SANDBLASTER in a exciting 4 minute gory bout.
BELGOROTH viciously subdued DAIRY QUEEN in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory competition.
SNOOPER savagely defeated SIR LY in a exciting 3 minute gory duel.
SANDPAWN overcame KRAC D'CHEVALIERS in a action packed 6 minute duel.
DUNEDIN was outwaited by DISCO QUEEN in a exciting 7 minute gory bout.
WEINERMUN defeated CRUSADER LORD in a exciting 1 minute duel.
TALOS was savagely defeated by SANDMAN in a popular 8 minute gory duel.
PRIMUS subdued PRINCE OF AR in a exciting 3 minute melee.
KITALA THE BOLD vanquished AVONSIDE in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fray.
JACK VALTRAEDS overpowered GOJIRO in a 2 minute uneven competition.
FIGHTER ACE overpowered THE BLACKSMITH in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
KING UVDAHELL was overpowered by TELGOR in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
TEN COMMANDMENTS overpowered FEATHER in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
WHEEL OF FORTUNE overcame TASHIA in a 2 minute match.
TEMPUS viciously subdued LUMBERING WAIF in a popular 2 minute bloody duel.
LEVITICUS demolished U.S.S. ARIZONA in a exciting 1 minute gruesome mismatched match.
TIGER SHARK HAMMER was overpowered by SINYAMEGIL in a 1 minute one-sided match.
STONEWALL was viciously subdued by WILD CARD HAMMER in a action packed 4 minute match.
MAHALUMMAH HAMMER was overpowered by IMPRISONED SPY in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
MOSGIEL demolished BLUEGILL HAMMER in a 1 minute uneven competition.
MANZANITA was overpowered by SNOWFALL in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
KISSYFUR vanquished TAMMY FAYE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided struggle.
BIRAN vanquished NORM PETERSON in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
POPPY HAMMER slimly lost to BISMARCK in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gruesome match.
SIR PELLEAS slimly won victory over RANCID WAIF in a exciting 3 minute gory match.
BINGE N PURGE subdued UNEMPLOYED PERSON in a 1 minute fight.
ZOOLANDER viciously subdued R.O.U.S. in a popular 5 minute gruesome bout.
LAPHROAIG savagely defeated CAPTURED PIRATE KING in a 1 minute competition.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 23 PARRY-RIPOSTE 22 - 11 - 0 67 |
|WALL OF STEEL 13 AIMED BLOW 30 - 20 - 1 60 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 12 PARRY-LUNGE 35 - 25 - 0 58 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 7 TOTAL PARRY 30 - 24 - 0 56 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 6 PARRY-STRIKE 9 - 8 - 0 53 |
|TOTAL PARRY 6 WALL OF STEEL 57 - 53 - 2 52 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 5 STRIKING ATTACK 49 - 48 - 0 51 |
|AIMED BLOW 4 LUNGING ATTACK 87 - 98 - 0 47 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 4 BASHING ATTACK 11 - 13 - 0 46 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 SLASHING ATTACK 20 - 35 - 0 36 |
Turn 146 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 - 1 LUNGING ATTACK 9 - 14 2 TOTAL PARRY
PARRY-LUNGE 5 - 2 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 2 LUNGING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 7 - 5 2 WALL OF STEEL
WALL OF STEEL 7 - 6 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE
AIMED BLOW 2 - 2 2 PARRY-LUNGE
PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 2 1 STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 3
TOTAL PARRY 3 - 3
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY SCUM #1 50-2743 50 53 0 245 DARK SIDHE (642)
LUNGING ATTACK FENGAR II 20-61 113 79 2 297 OVERLORDS (371)
WALL OF STEEL BELGOROTH 50-3175 34 29 1 291 DARK SIDHE (642)
PARRY-RIPOSTE SNOOPER 1-5154 41 18 3 265 MIKE'S MISFITS (793)
PARRY-LUNGE KALANDRA 50-2443 60 57 3 238 DARK SIDHE (642)
STRIKING ATTACK KITALA THE BOLD 78-875 86 102 2 210 SAND DANCERS (848)
SLASHING ATTACK WEINERMUN 37-2635 54 46 3 205 ALL THE MUN'S MEN (219)
PARRY-STRIKE R'SHANN 20-577 55 44 3 199 OVERLORDS (371)
AIMED BLOW JUAN 41-2304 28 19 0 193 DREAM TEAMS (919)
BASHING ATTACK KING FORADAY 47-3762 42 41 4 177 ROYAL FLUSH (10)
The overall popularity leader is KITALA THE BOLD 78-875. The most popular warrior
this turn was DUNEDIN 14-3703. The ten other most popular fighters were BALCLUTHA
14-3169, ZOOLANDER 39-3523, SNOOPER 1-5154, SANDMAN 11-3923, SPLIT 78-2347, DISCO
QUEEN 47-1992, SANDBLASTER 11-3899, BELGOROTH 50-3175, MATADOR 11-4139, and BOX ELDER
78-2272.
The least popular fighter this week was NORM PETERSON 39-2745. The other ten least
popular fighters were MAHALUMMAH HAMMER 33-5146, TIGER SHARK HAMMER 49-3190,
GUTTERBALL 78-2344, PINE 78-2350, PIXIE BLIGHT 73-4427, JUAN 41-2304, TAMMY FAYE
39-3520, MANZANITA 78-2276, BLUEGILL HAMMER 49-3310, and U.S.S. ARIZONA 34-2643.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 1 0 0 CHIMLEVTAL(31) 4 4 0 VITHICAR(49) 0 2 0
ARKERS(8) 0 2 0 NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33) 2 1 0 SNOWBOUND(50) 4 0 0
KOLACT(10) 0 2 0 MONUNTIAL(34) 1 1 0 TRICORUS(51) 1 1 0
ARUAK CITY(11) 3 3 0 MURSKA(35) 0 1 0 FRATSFA(52) 1 0 0
DULLENS(13) 0 1 0 SIBIKHAS(37) 1 0 0 TROCAR(54) 2 1 0
TOBIR(14) 1 2 0 XOCHITHLAN(39) 3 4 0 BARIKALA(67) 1 0 0
SEAM(20) 2 0 0 KATI-TEI(41) 0 1 0 ERINIKA(73) 1 1 0
SUNSET(21) 2 0 0 STORMCROWE(45) 3 0 0 LIN TIRIAN(78) 2 7 0
LYRATILAN(25) 1 0 0 NORTH FORK(47) 5 5 0 OLD VALAMANTIS(96) 1 0 0
MORYA(28) 1 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SNOOPER 1-5154 41 18 3 265 MIKE'S MISFITS (793) MORDANT
LUMBERING WAIF 8-4346 18 11 0 140 HAPLESS WAIF (1051) ARKERS
SIR LY 10-4116 43 32 0 202 SIR AGLIO (716) KOLACT
SANDMAN 11-3923 54 56 2 210 ANDORIAN KNIGHTS (962) ARUAK CITY
AVONSIDE 13-3927 32 43 1 168 KIWI CONNECTION (747) DULLENS
BALCLUTHA 14-3169 29 36 1 198 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (808) TOBIR
FENGAR II 20-61 113 79 2 297 OVERLORDS (371) SEAM
GROLSCH 21-5029 37 4 4 241 REAL BEER (859) SUNSET
WHEEL OF FORTUNE 25-2529 45 41 2 169 DUELING FOR DOLLARS (558) LYRATILAN
EGOTISTIC DUKE 28-2779 21 14 1 77 ABYSMAL BEHAVIORS (694) MORYA
CRUSADER LORD 31-3946 42 32 5 189 THE STORMGUARDS (192) CHIMLEVTAL
WILD CARD HAMMER 33-6864 26 17 2 137 CASINO HAMMERZ (1039) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
U.S.S. ARIZONA 34-2643 21 17 1 89 D-DAY SQUAD (551) MONUNTIAL
PAUL 35-2349 36 39 2 203 COMMON JOE'S (509) MURSKA
WEINERMUN 37-2635 54 46 3 205 ALL THE MUN'S MEN (219) SIBIKHAS
CARLA 39-2428 61 75 2 163 DRINKING BUDDIES (574) XOCHITHLAN
JUAN 41-2304 28 19 0 193 DREAM TEAMS (919) KATI-TEI
DEBBIE DAHMER 45-3579 26 8 1 101 MORDRED'S MADMEN (1015) STORMCROWE
JACK VALTRAEDS 47-407 84 61 2 209 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
SCUM #1 50-2743 50 53 0 245 DARK SIDHE (642) SNOWBOUND
MIRTA 51-4033 49 28 1 182 SAND DANCERS (610) TRICORUS
DANNIA TYL SIO 52-3393 35 24 1 87 SAND DANCERS (942) FRATSFA
FEATHER 54-1742 21 18 2 160 THE WHITE COMPANY (529) TROCAR
KISSYFUR 67-2187 23 11 1 99 ALL-STAR NANA'S (787) BARIKALA
HANNYA 73-4350 29 10 1 215 BLOOD LUST (978) ERINIKA
KITALA THE BOLD 78-875 86 102 2 210 SAND DANCERS (848) LIN TIRIAN
RANDOM MATCHUP 96-1048 10 7 3 62 OVERRATED (1044) OLD VALAMANTIS