AD Date : 12/06/2005 Duedate: 01/02/2006 CRYSALIS DM-106 TURN-164 RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K % 1 REAL BEER 21/859 1714 864 24 66.5 X-POSSE 72/1093 CRUEL PET NAMES 40/1117 5 ANDORIAN KNIG 11/962 99 84 2 54.1 OTTO'S PARTS 52/664 6-DARQUE FORCE 47/1115 70 62 1 53.0 IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS 7/883 7 VALHALLA 28/1102 39 40 1 49.4 ROYAL FLUSH 47/10 THE BEAR'S PAW 47/196 2 OVERRATED 96/1044 30 17 1 63.8 8 SIR AGLIO 10/716 77 90 1 46.1 BLACKTHORN ORCS 8/663 9 SECOND BANAN 47/1127 3 4 0 42.9 UNFIT TO BE ORCS 31/881 THE INANIMATES 73/1116 WASTED SCUM 47/1112 10 NEMESIS 47/313 11 16 0 40.7 3 LENPROS 30/189 125 92 0 57.6 11 SAND DANCERS 52/942 307 535 1 36.5 FLOWER GIRLS 52/265 SAND DANCERS 51/610 BULLDOGS 11/174 NORTHERN LIGHTS 45/1042 GOLDEN GLADIATORS 16/577 THE MIDDLE WAY 39/946 COLORIFIC 11/1050 MIDDLE WAY 6 50/1114 COLORIFIC 48/815 12 CHAMPIONS OF 8/1106 2 0 0 100 Z GLADIATORZ 8/1128 13 ODIN'S CHOSE 73/1088 1 1 0 50.0 4 X-FORCE 8/1054 17 13 1 56.7 14 PRIZE FIGHTE 62/1126 0 1 0 0.0 '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER Well, nineteen fights is better than last time, but I expect you all to pull up your socks and give us a rousing turnout next year! Lots of fights, lots of challenges, lots of kills! Show you're really trying. Sir Ly got the most challenges, out of six warriors receiving any at all. Royal Flush was avoided by Andorian Knights. Nobody died. Despite threats from the Flower Girls, our longest fight was a mere seven minutes, and a good thing. Even seven minutes is too long to stand around outside. Glad I'm in a heated observation booth. So, here are some high points, starting with the runners-up for longest fight. IRONBAR (47-182) (37-25-0,208) of NEMESIS fought ROTTEN LIVER (52-2902) (31-11- 1,198) of OTTO'S PARTS. IRONBAR unbelievably bested ROTTEN LIVER in a popular 5 minute gruesome duel. Even fresh liver's bad enough. JUNINHO (7-4001) (30-16-1,189) of IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS fought RAVISHING REDBUD (52-3197) (29-6-0,200) of FLOWER GIRLS. JUNINHO savagely defeated RAVISHING REDBUD in an action packed 5 minute gruesome melee. Five minutes? Bah. BLUE VELVET (11-6248) (21-7-0,77) of COLORIFIC challenged CANNONBALL (72-5313) (19-13-0,84) of X-POSSE. Up 7. BLUE VELVET was viciously subdued by CANNONBALL in a 2 minute Challenge match. Now it's more like "blue felt." MELTDOWN (8-4353) (22-12-0,67) of X-FORCE challenged ELLITA FESS (50-3392) (25- 24-1,97) of MIDDLE WAY 6. Up 30. MELTDOWN unbelievably bested ELLITA FESS in an action packed 7 minute Challenge brawl. Our longest fight, well, tied for it, anyway. ORPHAN (72-5463) (21-9-2,131) of X-POSSE challenged BEARNICE (47-2847) (20-24- 6,136) of THE BEAR'S PAW. Up 5. ORPHAN devastated BEARNICE in an exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight. SHADE (47-983) (27-15-2,114) of NEMESIS challenged KYRA (51-3774) (51-54-1,164) of SAND DANCERS. Up 50. SHADE lost to KYRA in a 1 minute Challenge brawl. Talk about crazy! SANDPAWN (11-4169) (57-33-1,196) of ANDORIAN KNIGHTS challenged POOH-BEAR (47- 1050) (35-32-0,198) of THE BEAR'S PAW. Up 2. SANDPAWN was savagely defeated by POOH-BEAR in an exciting 7 minute Challenge melee. The other longest fight. SANDBLASTER (11-3899) (65-61-3,229) of ANDORIAN KNIGHTS challenged SIR LY (10- 4116) (54-38-0,292) of SIR AGLIO. Up 63. SANDBLASTER slimly won victory over SIR LY in a 7 minute Challenge Title fight. And the third of the tie for longest fight, plus the title. Congratulations to Sandblaster. Ketchum THE TOWER GUARDIAN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY SANDBLASTER 11-3899 66 61 3 245 ANDORIAN KNIGHTS (962) ARUAK CITY GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY -FIGHTER ACE 47-1189 63 45 6 266 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK IRONBAR 47-182 38 25 0 225 NEMESIS (313) NORTH FORK MATADOR 11-4139 53 43 3 220 ANDORIAN KNIGHTS (962) ARUAK CITY POOH-BEAR 47-1050 36 32 0 217 THE BEAR'S PAW (196) NORTH FORK -DISCO QUEEN 47-1992 41 21 1 215 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK JUNINHO 7-4001 31 16 1 215 IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (883) BONSUR -DAIRY QUEEN 47-2685 71 40 3 213 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK -PRIMUS 21-4975 48 14 0 213 REAL BEER (859) SUNSET KING UVDAHELL 47-1643 41 21 1 213 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK KING FORADAY 47-3762 51 45 4 211 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY -TEN COMMANDMENTS 47-3843 47 39 1 206 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK GRINNON BEARIT 47-2955 34 19 3 205 THE BEAR'S PAW (196) NORTH FORK -JACK VALTRAEDS 47-407 94 63 2 203 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK -BURGER KING 47-4152 38 32 3 203 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK -TOADKILLER DOG 47-1103 24 6 1 202 WASTED SCUM (1112) NORTH FORK ROTTEN LIVER 52-2902 31 12 1 200 OTTO'S PARTS (664) FRATSFA SIR LY 10-4116 54 39 0 199 SIR AGLIO (716) KOLACT -JACK SPRAT 47-2954 56 62 4 197 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK SANDPAWN 11-4169 57 34 1 196 ANDORIAN KNIGHTS (962) ARUAK CITY -GROLSCH 21-5029 44 7 4 196 REAL BEER (859) SUNSET -BEAUTY QUEEN 47-3352 43 46 3 194 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK RAVISHING REDBUD 52-3197 29 7 0 194 FLOWER GIRLS (265) FRATSFA MIRTA 51-4033 55 40 1 185 SAND DANCERS (610) TRICORUS STIGMA OF STUPID 31-4948 24 5 1 182 UNFIT TO BE ORCS (881) CHIMLEVTAL GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY DANNIA TYL SIO 52-3393 46 31 1 180 SAND DANCERS (942) FRATSFA ORANGE CRUSH 48-3809 21 8 1 180 COLORIFIC (815) CAER KYRA 51-3774 52 54 1 166 SAND DANCERS (610) TRICORUS GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY WHACKING WILLOW 52-3167 32 8 1 150 FLOWER GIRLS (265) FRATSFA ORPHAN 72-5463 22 9 2 145 X-POSSE (1093) DRAGONHEAD BEARNICE 47-2847 20 25 6 126 THE BEAR'S PAW (196) NORTH FORK SHADE 47-983 27 16 2 122 NEMESIS (313) NORTH FORK -FIVE GOLDEN RINGS 16-4331 29 3 0 120 GOLDEN GLADIATORS (577) WILLAF -RANDOM MATCHUP 96-1048 17 11 4 117 OVERRATED (1044) OLD VALAMANTIS BEAR ACUDA 47-4995 21 10 1 116 THE BEAR'S PAW (196) NORTH FORK GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY -FANTA FUELED FUZZ 8-4092 28 8 1 100 BLACKTHORN ORCS (663) ARKERS CANNONBALL 72-5313 20 13 0 97 X-POSSE (1093) DRAGONHEAD GILIA HARN 50-3391 25 26 0 95 MIDDLE WAY 6 (1114) SNOWBOUND BALDER 28-3778 18 13 3 93 VALHALLA (1102) MORYA MELTDOWN 8-4353 23 12 0 91 X-FORCE (1054) ARKERS GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY -PRINCE OF PITY 8-3548 19 4 2 91 BLACKTHORN ORCS (663) ARKERS GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY -GOLD FILLING 16-4510 25 9 0 84 GOLDEN GLADIATORS (577) WILLAF ELLITA FESS 50-3392 25 25 1 83 MIDDLE WAY 6 (1114) SNOWBOUND -MACIOBELLY 31-4392 22 6 3 78 UNFIT TO BE ORCS (881) CHIMLEVTAL -98 POUND WEAKLING 31-4055 15 3 1 77 UNFIT TO BE ORCS (881) CHIMLEVTAL BLUE VELVET 11-6248 21 8 0 76 COLORIFIC (1050) ARUAK CITY -SENATOR SEDALIA 30-4245 20 8 0 76 LENPROS (189) IAYE -HOT DOG 11-6343 20 13 1 74 BULLDOGS (174) ARUAK CITY PHILLIP THE BIRD 40-3708 12 7 0 74 CRUEL PET NAMES (1117) ZENSU MANNAZ THORSSON 73-4269 18 11 1 71 ODIN'S CHOSEN (1088) ERINIKA SUNFLASH 45-3474 28 32 1 70 NORTHERN LIGHTS (1042) STORMCROWE SNOWFALL 45-3473 35 25 0 66 NORTHERN LIGHTS (1042) STORMCROWE CHAOS WARRIOR 8-1779 25 19 0 66 CHAMPIONS OF STEEL (1106) ARKERS -BEER BELLY BOB 31-4056 19 10 0 66 UNFIT TO BE ORCS (881) CHIMLEVTAL HOLLAN INNIS 50-3388 20 24 0 63 MIDDLE WAY 6 (1114) SNOWBOUND -BLUE BLAZES 11-6280 16 7 0 59 COLORIFIC (1050) ARUAK CITY -HUNGRY BONES 31-4720 16 8 1 58 UNFIT TO BE ORCS (881) CHIMLEVTAL -BIG BLOATED BEN 31-4059 17 3 0 57 UNFIT TO BE ORCS (881) CHIMLEVTAL -ZIG ZAG 8-4384 16 6 0 54 Z GLADIATORZ (1128) ARKERS -THORN MOUSE 8-3590 15 4 1 54 BLACKTHORN ORCS (663) ARKERS -YMIR BLOODRAVEN 8-4369 13 10 2 51 NORTHERN BADLANDS (886) ARKERS -CLOSED MIND 8-4429 17 7 0 50 BLACKTHORN ORCS (663) ARKERS EGAN FORN 39-3295 30 49 0 48 THE MIDDLE WAY (946) XOCHITHLAN BIG DOG 11-6378 17 7 0 48 BULLDOGS (174) ARUAK CITY -NI THE LESSER 8-3453 15 9 2 47 BLACKTHORN ORCS (663) ARKERS -ZIT 8-4385 15 2 0 47 Z GLADIATORZ (1128) ARKERS '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE Balder -- Remember the good old days? They're back. -- Senator Sedalia Editor -- But I heard that Orc Doctors came real cheap? -- The Consortium Scribe In what universe? -- Ketchum Gilia Harn -- On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me.... -- Five Golden Rings Sultan -- Sulking? Again? We have absolutely no intention helping you with THAT problem. -- The Consortium Folk Snarky -- And a "howdy-do" to y'all's self. -- The Southern Consortium Sector Had to go back and pull out a few ladies from my Flower Girls for The Consortium Mailer. You may just see them fighting here. Watch out for Whacking Willow, who went 2,295 minutes in the Mailer. Not up to our Consortium record of 32,000+, but a sleeper, none the less. -- Lady Fern, Consortium Kyra -- Caught me nappin' in the -- SHADE, awake for rematch A nap sounds good, now that you mention it. Dannia 'til Sunrise -- Hey, wanna start somethin'? -- SHADE, who fancies apple... (Whoa, Shade, cool down big guy... -- SNARK, managing) Pooh-bear -- I think I finally understand why you're so popular. Thanks for sharing. -- IRONBEAR, North Fork's #1) Tenna tyl KnockOut -- I'm impressed. Yeah nice touch. Just one more question though: where goes all that personal profile info we put on our warriors' sheets then? -- SNARKneversatisfied I think there's a black hole involved. If you want the warriors to appear in an episode, you COULD try diploing the information to the Scribe, but scribes are so lazy.... (Whoa, Snarksir, cool down... -- SHADE, grinning) Shade -- I like 'em dark and adnagerous but, um, what happened to "tall"? -- Kyra P.S. Experience counts. Cannonball -- Do the rest of us get to use cannons, too? -- Hollan Innis Sir Ly -- Wow, you ARE grumpy! -- Dannia tyl Sio Sandblaster -- Damn, that hurt! Good match. But then, your style usually does do well. -- Mirta Bearnice -- Can I call you Bear-Nasty? What if I want to play the piano? -- Ellita Fess Five Golden Rings -- That's just another way of saying "knuckle dusters," isn't it? -- Gilia Harn Meltdown -- You won't lack for work in this weather. -- Egan Forn Ketchum -- You're a dirty old man. -- Dannia tyl Sio LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS SANDBLASTER slimly won victory over SIR LY in a 7 minute Challenge Title fight. SANDPAWN was savagely defeated by POOH-BEAR in a exciting 7 minute Challenge melee. SHADE lost to KYRA in a 1 minute Challenge brawl. ORPHAN devastated BEARNICE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight. MELTDOWN unbelievably bested ELLITA FESS in a action packed 7 minute Challenge brawl. BLUE VELVET was viciously subdued by CANNONBALL in a 2 minute Challenge match. JUNINHO savagely defeated RAVISHING REDBUD in a action packed 5 minute gruesome melee. IRONBAR unbelievably bested ROTTEN LIVER in a popular 5 minute gruesome duel. KING UVDAHELL vanquished MIRTA in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight. KING FORADAY handily defeated ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a 1 minute one-sided bout. MATADOR unbelievably bested ORANGE CRUSH in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal conflict. DANNIA TYL SIO was demolished by GRINNON BEARIT in a 1 minute one-sided brawl. STIGMA OF STUPID viciously subdued WHACKING WILLOW in a action packed 4 minute fight. BEAR ACUDA devastated GILIA HARN in a exciting 1 minute uneven duel. BALDER devastated SNOWFALL in a popular 1 minute brutal mismatched brawl. BIG DOG was demolished by PHILLIP THE BIRD in a 1 minute one-sided bout. MANNAZ THORSSON narrowly defeated HOLLAN INNIS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute fight. EGAN FORN was devastated by CHAOS WARRIOR in a 2 minute gory one-sided contest. SUNFLASH vanquished R.O.U.S. in a action packed 1 minute gruesome one-sided match. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |LUNGING ATTACK 8 BASHING ATTACK 13 - 7 - 1 65 | |WALL OF STEEL 7 SLASHING ATTACK 13 - 8 - 0 62 | |TOTAL PARRY 6 AIMED BLOW 21 - 14 - 1 60 | |AIMED BLOW 3 LUNGING ATTACK 58 - 46 - 2 56 | |PARRY-LUNGE 3 STRIKING ATTACK 27 - 23 - 1 54 | |BASHING ATTACK 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 12 - 11 - 0 52 | |STRIKING ATTACK 3 PARRY-STRIKE 4 - 4 - 0 50 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 TOTAL PARRY 22 - 26 - 0 46 | |SLASHING ATTACK 1 PARRY-LUNGE 16 - 20 - 0 44 | |PARRY-STRIKE 0 WALL OF STEEL 28 - 39 - 0 42 | Turn 164 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 2 4 LUNGING ATTACK LUNGING ATTACK 7 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 1 - 6 2 AIMED BLOW AIMED BLOW 2 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 WALL OF STEEL PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 2 1 TOTAL PARRY BASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 1 PARRY-STRIKE TOTAL PARRY 3 - 3 1 BASHING ATTACK TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME LUNGING ATTACK SANDBLASTER 11-3899 66 61 3 245 ANDORIAN KNIGHTS (962) TOTAL PARRY IRONBAR 47-182 38 25 0 225 NEMESIS (313) AIMED BLOW MATADOR 11-4139 53 43 3 220 ANDORIAN KNIGHTS (962) BASHING ATTACK KING FORADAY 47-3762 51 45 4 211 ROYAL FLUSH (10) WALL OF STEEL SIR LY 10-4116 54 39 0 199 SIR AGLIO (716) STRIKING ATTACK STIGMA OF STUPID 31-4948 24 5 1 182 UNFIT TO BE ORCS (881) SLASHING ATTACK KYRA 51-3774 52 54 1 166 SAND DANCERS (610) PARRY-LUNGE BEARNICE 47-2847 20 25 6 126 THE BEAR'S PAW (196) PARRY-RIPOSTE ELLITA FESS 50-3392 25 25 1 83 MIDDLE WAY 6 (1114) The overall popularity leader is KING FORADAY 47-3762. The most popular warrior this turn was ROTTEN LIVER 52-2902. The ten other most popular fighters were POOH-BEAR 47-1050, ELLITA FESS 50-3392, STIGMA OF STUPID 31-4948, JUNINHO 7-4001, SIR LY 10-4116, SANDBLASTER 11-3899, ORANGE CRUSH 48-3809, MELTDOWN 8-4353, CANNONBALL 72-5313, and SANDPAWN 11-4169. The least popular fighter this week was BIG DOG 11-6378. The other ten least popular fighters were SNOWFALL 45-3473, GILIA HARN 50-3391, DANNIA TYL SIO 52-3393, MIRTA 51-4033, BLUE VELVET 11-6248, SHADE 47-983, PHILLIP THE BIRD 40-3708, BEARNICE 47-2847, KYRA 51-3774, and CHAOS WARRIOR 8-1779. Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K BONSUR(7) 1 0 0 XOCHITHLAN(39) 0 1 0 SNOWBOUND(50) 0 3 0 ARKERS(8) 2 0 0 ZENSU(40) 1 0 0 TRICORUS(51) 1 1 0 KOLACT(10) 0 1 0 STORMCROWE(45) 1 1 0 FRATSFA(52) 0 4 0 ARUAK CITY(11) 2 3 0 NORTH FORK(47) 6 2 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 2 0 0 MORYA(28) 1 0 0 CAER(48) 0 1 0 ERINIKA(73) 1 0 0 CHIMLEVTAL(31) 1 0 0 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY JUNINHO 7-4001 31 16 1 215 IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (883) BONSUR MELTDOWN 8-4353 23 12 0 91 X-FORCE (1054) ARKERS SIR LY 10-4116 54 39 0 199 SIR AGLIO (716) KOLACT SANDBLASTER 11-3899 66 61 3 245 ANDORIAN KNIGHTS (962) ARUAK CITY BALDER 28-3778 18 13 3 93 VALHALLA (1102) MORYA TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY STIGMA OF STUPID 31-4948 24 5 1 182 UNFIT TO BE ORCS (881) CHIMLEVTAL EGAN FORN 39-3295 30 49 0 48 THE MIDDLE WAY (946) XOCHITHLAN PHILLIP THE BIRD 40-3708 12 7 0 74 CRUEL PET NAMES (1117) ZENSU SUNFLASH 45-3474 28 32 1 70 NORTHERN LIGHTS (1042) STORMCROWE IRONBAR 47-182 38 25 0 225 NEMESIS (313) NORTH FORK ORANGE CRUSH 48-3809 21 8 1 180 COLORIFIC (815) CAER GILIA HARN 50-3391 25 26 0 95 MIDDLE WAY 6 (1114) SNOWBOUND MIRTA 51-4033 55 40 1 185 SAND DANCERS (610) TRICORUS ROTTEN LIVER 52-2902 31 12 1 200 OTTO'S PARTS (664) FRATSFA ORPHAN 72-5463 22 9 2 145 X-POSSE (1093) DRAGONHEAD MANNAZ THORSSON 73-4269 18 11 1 71 ODIN'S CHOSEN (1088) ERINIKA