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Date   : 12/06/2005    Duedate: 01/02/2006

CRYSALIS

DM-106    TURN-164

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 REAL BEER 21/859     1714  864 24 66.5      X-POSSE 72/1093                       
    CRUEL PET NAMES 40/1117                   5 ANDORIAN KNIG 11/962   99   84  2 54.1
    OTTO'S PARTS 52/664                       6-DARQUE FORCE 47/1115   70   62  1 53.0
    IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS 7/883                7 VALHALLA 28/1102       39   40  1 49.4
    ROYAL FLUSH 47/10                           THE BEAR'S PAW 47/196                 
  2 OVERRATED 96/1044      30   17  1 63.8    8 SIR AGLIO 10/716       77   90  1 46.1
    BLACKTHORN ORCS 8/663                     9 SECOND BANAN 47/1127    3    4  0 42.9
    UNFIT TO BE ORCS 31/881                     THE INANIMATES 73/1116                
    WASTED SCUM 47/1112                      10 NEMESIS 47/313         11   16  0 40.7
  3 LENPROS 30/189        125   92  0 57.6   11 SAND DANCERS 52/942   307  535  1 36.5
    FLOWER GIRLS 52/265                         SAND DANCERS 51/610                   
    BULLDOGS 11/174                             NORTHERN LIGHTS 45/1042               
    GOLDEN GLADIATORS 16/577                    THE MIDDLE WAY 39/946                 
    COLORIFIC 11/1050                           MIDDLE WAY 6 50/1114                  
    COLORIFIC 48/815                         12 CHAMPIONS OF  8/1106    2    0  0  100
    Z GLADIATORZ 8/1128                      13 ODIN'S CHOSE 73/1088    1    1  0 50.0
  4 X-FORCE 8/1054         17   13  1 56.7   14 PRIZE FIGHTE 62/1126    0    1  0  0.0

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Well, nineteen fights is better than last time, but I expect you all to pull up 
your socks and give us a rousing turnout next year!  Lots of fights, lots of 
challenges, lots of kills!  Show you're really trying.
     Sir Ly got the most challenges, out of six warriors receiving any at all.
     Royal Flush was avoided by Andorian Knights.
     Nobody died.
     Despite threats from the Flower Girls, our longest fight was a mere seven 
minutes, and a good thing.  Even seven minutes is too long to stand around outside.  
Glad I'm in a heated observation booth.

     So, here are some high points, starting with the runners-up for longest fight.
     IRONBAR (47-182) (37-25-0,208) of NEMESIS fought ROTTEN LIVER (52-2902) (31-11-
1,198) of OTTO'S PARTS.  IRONBAR unbelievably bested ROTTEN LIVER in a popular 5 
minute gruesome duel.  Even fresh liver's bad enough.
     JUNINHO (7-4001) (30-16-1,189) of IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS fought RAVISHING REDBUD 
(52-3197) (29-6-0,200) of FLOWER GIRLS.  JUNINHO savagely defeated RAVISHING REDBUD 
in an action packed 5 minute gruesome melee.  Five minutes?  Bah.

     BLUE VELVET (11-6248) (21-7-0,77) of COLORIFIC challenged CANNONBALL (72-5313) 
(19-13-0,84) of X-POSSE.  Up 7.  BLUE VELVET was viciously subdued by CANNONBALL in a 
2 minute Challenge match.  Now it's more like "blue felt."
     MELTDOWN (8-4353) (22-12-0,67) of X-FORCE challenged ELLITA FESS (50-3392) (25-
24-1,97) of MIDDLE WAY 6.  Up 30.  MELTDOWN unbelievably bested ELLITA FESS in an 
action packed 7 minute Challenge brawl.  Our longest fight, well, tied for it, 
anyway.
     ORPHAN (72-5463) (21-9-2,131) of X-POSSE challenged BEARNICE (47-2847) (20-24-
6,136) of THE BEAR'S PAW.  Up 5.  ORPHAN devastated BEARNICE in an exciting 1 minute 
one-sided Challenge fight.
     SHADE (47-983) (27-15-2,114) of NEMESIS challenged KYRA (51-3774) (51-54-1,164) 
of SAND DANCERS.  Up 50.  SHADE lost to KYRA in a 1 minute Challenge brawl.  Talk 
about crazy!
     SANDPAWN (11-4169) (57-33-1,196) of ANDORIAN KNIGHTS challenged POOH-BEAR (47-
1050) (35-32-0,198) of THE BEAR'S PAW.  Up 2.  SANDPAWN was savagely defeated by 
POOH-BEAR in an exciting 7 minute Challenge melee.  The other longest fight.

     SANDBLASTER (11-3899) (65-61-3,229) of ANDORIAN KNIGHTS challenged SIR LY (10-
4116) (54-38-0,292) of SIR AGLIO.  Up 63.  SANDBLASTER slimly won victory over SIR LY 
in a 7 minute Challenge Title fight.  And the third of the tie for longest fight, 
plus the title.  Congratulations to Sandblaster.

                                       Ketchum

THE TOWER GUARDIAN            W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SANDBLASTER 11-3899         66  61  3  245  ANDORIAN KNIGHTS (962)     ARUAK CITY

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-FIGHTER ACE 47-1189         63  45  6  266  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 IRONBAR 47-182              38  25  0  225  NEMESIS (313)              NORTH FORK
 MATADOR 11-4139             53  43  3  220  ANDORIAN KNIGHTS (962)     ARUAK CITY
 POOH-BEAR 47-1050           36  32  0  217  THE BEAR'S PAW (196)       NORTH FORK
-DISCO QUEEN 47-1992         41  21  1  215  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 JUNINHO 7-4001              31  16  1  215  IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (883) BONSUR
-DAIRY QUEEN 47-2685         71  40  3  213  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
-PRIMUS 21-4975              48  14  0  213  REAL BEER (859)            SUNSET
 KING UVDAHELL 47-1643       41  21  1  213  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 KING FORADAY 47-3762        51  45  4  211  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-TEN COMMANDMENTS 47-3843    47  39  1  206  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 GRINNON BEARIT 47-2955      34  19  3  205  THE BEAR'S PAW (196)       NORTH FORK
-JACK VALTRAEDS 47-407       94  63  2  203  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
-BURGER KING 47-4152         38  32  3  203  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
-TOADKILLER DOG 47-1103      24   6  1  202  WASTED SCUM (1112)         NORTH FORK
 ROTTEN LIVER 52-2902        31  12  1  200  OTTO'S PARTS (664)         FRATSFA
 SIR LY 10-4116              54  39  0  199  SIR AGLIO (716)            KOLACT
-JACK SPRAT 47-2954          56  62  4  197  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 SANDPAWN 11-4169            57  34  1  196  ANDORIAN KNIGHTS (962)     ARUAK CITY
-GROLSCH 21-5029             44   7  4  196  REAL BEER (859)            SUNSET
-BEAUTY QUEEN 47-3352        43  46  3  194  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 RAVISHING REDBUD 52-3197    29   7  0  194  FLOWER GIRLS (265)         FRATSFA
 MIRTA 51-4033               55  40  1  185  SAND DANCERS (610)         TRICORUS
 STIGMA OF STUPID 31-4948    24   5  1  182  UNFIT TO BE ORCS (881)     CHIMLEVTAL

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DANNIA TYL SIO 52-3393      46  31  1  180  SAND DANCERS (942)         FRATSFA
 ORANGE CRUSH 48-3809        21   8  1  180  COLORIFIC (815)            CAER
 KYRA 51-3774                52  54  1  166  SAND DANCERS (610)         TRICORUS

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 WHACKING WILLOW 52-3167     32   8  1  150  FLOWER GIRLS (265)         FRATSFA
 ORPHAN 72-5463              22   9  2  145  X-POSSE (1093)             DRAGONHEAD
 BEARNICE 47-2847            20  25  6  126  THE BEAR'S PAW (196)       NORTH FORK
 SHADE 47-983                27  16  2  122  NEMESIS (313)              NORTH FORK
-FIVE GOLDEN RINGS 16-4331   29   3  0  120  GOLDEN GLADIATORS (577)    WILLAF
-RANDOM MATCHUP 96-1048      17  11  4  117  OVERRATED (1044)           OLD VALAMANTIS
 BEAR ACUDA 47-4995          21  10  1  116  THE BEAR'S PAW (196)       NORTH FORK

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-FANTA FUELED FUZZ 8-4092    28   8  1  100  BLACKTHORN ORCS (663)      ARKERS
 CANNONBALL 72-5313          20  13  0   97  X-POSSE (1093)             DRAGONHEAD
 GILIA HARN 50-3391          25  26  0   95  MIDDLE WAY 6 (1114)        SNOWBOUND
 BALDER 28-3778              18  13  3   93  VALHALLA (1102)            MORYA
 MELTDOWN 8-4353             23  12  0   91  X-FORCE (1054)             ARKERS

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-PRINCE OF PITY 8-3548       19   4  2   91  BLACKTHORN ORCS (663)      ARKERS

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-GOLD FILLING 16-4510        25   9  0   84  GOLDEN GLADIATORS (577)    WILLAF
 ELLITA FESS 50-3392         25  25  1   83  MIDDLE WAY 6 (1114)        SNOWBOUND
-MACIOBELLY 31-4392          22   6  3   78  UNFIT TO BE ORCS (881)     CHIMLEVTAL
-98 POUND WEAKLING 31-4055   15   3  1   77  UNFIT TO BE ORCS (881)     CHIMLEVTAL
 BLUE VELVET 11-6248         21   8  0   76  COLORIFIC (1050)           ARUAK CITY
-SENATOR SEDALIA 30-4245     20   8  0   76  LENPROS (189)              IAYE
-HOT DOG 11-6343             20  13  1   74  BULLDOGS (174)             ARUAK CITY
 PHILLIP THE BIRD 40-3708    12   7  0   74  CRUEL PET NAMES (1117)     ZENSU
 MANNAZ THORSSON 73-4269     18  11  1   71  ODIN'S CHOSEN (1088)       ERINIKA
 SUNFLASH 45-3474            28  32  1   70  NORTHERN LIGHTS (1042)     STORMCROWE
 SNOWFALL 45-3473            35  25  0   66  NORTHERN LIGHTS (1042)     STORMCROWE
 CHAOS WARRIOR 8-1779        25  19  0   66  CHAMPIONS OF STEEL (1106)  ARKERS
-BEER BELLY BOB 31-4056      19  10  0   66  UNFIT TO BE ORCS (881)     CHIMLEVTAL
 HOLLAN INNIS 50-3388        20  24  0   63  MIDDLE WAY 6 (1114)        SNOWBOUND
-BLUE BLAZES 11-6280         16   7  0   59  COLORIFIC (1050)           ARUAK CITY
-HUNGRY BONES 31-4720        16   8  1   58  UNFIT TO BE ORCS (881)     CHIMLEVTAL
-BIG BLOATED BEN 31-4059     17   3  0   57  UNFIT TO BE ORCS (881)     CHIMLEVTAL
-ZIG ZAG 8-4384              16   6  0   54  Z GLADIATORZ (1128)        ARKERS
-THORN MOUSE 8-3590          15   4  1   54  BLACKTHORN ORCS (663)      ARKERS
-YMIR BLOODRAVEN 8-4369      13  10  2   51  NORTHERN BADLANDS (886)    ARKERS
-CLOSED MIND 8-4429          17   7  0   50  BLACKTHORN ORCS (663)      ARKERS
 EGAN FORN 39-3295           30  49  0   48  THE MIDDLE WAY (946)       XOCHITHLAN
 BIG DOG 11-6378             17   7  0   48  BULLDOGS (174)             ARUAK CITY
-NI THE LESSER 8-3453        15   9  2   47  BLACKTHORN ORCS (663)      ARKERS
-ZIT 8-4385                  15   2  0   47  Z GLADIATORZ (1128)        ARKERS

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY              TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Balder -- Remember the good old days?  They're back. -- Senator Sedalia

Editor -- But I heard that Orc Doctors came real cheap? -- The Consortium Scribe

     In what universe? -- Ketchum

Gilia Harn -- On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me.... -- Five 
Golden Rings

Sultan -- Sulking?  Again?  We have absolutely no intention helping you with THAT 
problem. -- The Consortium Folk

Snarky -- And a "howdy-do" to y'all's self. -- The Southern Consortium Sector

Had to go back and pull out a few ladies from my Flower Girls for The Consortium 
Mailer.  You may just see them fighting here.  Watch out for Whacking Willow, who 
went 2,295 minutes in the Mailer.  Not up to our Consortium record of 32,000+, but a 
sleeper, none the less. -- Lady Fern, Consortium

Kyra -- Caught me nappin' in the -- SHADE, awake for rematch

     A nap sounds good, now that you mention it.

Dannia 'til Sunrise -- Hey, wanna start somethin'? -- SHADE, who fancies apple...

(Whoa, Shade, cool down big guy... -- SNARK, managing)

Pooh-bear -- I think I finally understand why you're so popular.  Thanks for sharing. 
-- IRONBEAR, North Fork's #1)

Tenna tyl KnockOut -- I'm impressed.  Yeah nice touch.  Just one more question 
though:  where goes all that personal profile info we put on our warriors' sheets 
then? -- SNARKneversatisfied

     I think there's a black hole involved.  If you want the warriors to appear in an
     episode, you COULD try diploing the information to the Scribe, but scribes are
     so lazy....

(Whoa, Snarksir, cool down... -- SHADE, grinning)

Shade -- I like 'em dark and adnagerous but, um, what happened to "tall"? -- Kyra
P.S.  Experience counts.

Cannonball -- Do the rest of us get to use cannons, too? -- Hollan Innis

Sir Ly -- Wow, you ARE grumpy! -- Dannia tyl Sio

Sandblaster -- Damn, that hurt!  Good match.  But then, your style usually does do 
well. -- Mirta

Bearnice -- Can I call you Bear-Nasty?  What if I want to play the piano? -- Ellita 
Fess

Five Golden Rings -- That's just another way of saying "knuckle dusters," isn't it? 
-- Gilia Harn

Meltdown -- You won't lack for work in this weather. -- Egan Forn

Ketchum -- You're a dirty old man. -- Dannia tyl Sio

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SANDBLASTER slimly won victory over SIR LY in a 7 minute Challenge Title fight.
SANDPAWN was savagely defeated by POOH-BEAR in a exciting 7 minute Challenge melee.
SHADE lost to KYRA in a 1 minute Challenge brawl.
ORPHAN devastated BEARNICE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
MELTDOWN unbelievably bested ELLITA FESS in a action packed 7 minute Challenge brawl.
BLUE VELVET was viciously subdued by CANNONBALL in a 2 minute Challenge match.
JUNINHO savagely defeated RAVISHING REDBUD in a action packed 5 minute gruesome melee.
IRONBAR unbelievably bested ROTTEN LIVER in a popular 5 minute gruesome duel.
KING UVDAHELL vanquished MIRTA in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
KING FORADAY handily defeated ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
MATADOR unbelievably bested ORANGE CRUSH in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal conflict.
DANNIA TYL SIO was demolished by GRINNON BEARIT in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
STIGMA OF STUPID viciously subdued WHACKING WILLOW in a action packed 4 minute fight.
BEAR ACUDA devastated GILIA HARN in a exciting 1 minute uneven duel.
BALDER devastated SNOWFALL in a popular 1 minute brutal mismatched brawl.
BIG DOG was demolished by PHILLIP THE BIRD in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
MANNAZ THORSSON narrowly defeated HOLLAN INNIS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute fight.
EGAN FORN was devastated by CHAOS WARRIOR in a 2 minute gory one-sided contest.
SUNFLASH vanquished R.O.U.S. in a action packed 1 minute gruesome one-sided match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   8         BASHING ATTACK    13 -   7 -  1      65  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    7         SLASHING ATTACK   13 -   8 -  0      62  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      6         AIMED BLOW        21 -  14 -  1      60  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         LUNGING ATTACK    58 -  46 -  2      56  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         STRIKING ATTACK   27 -  23 -  1      54  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         PARRY-RIPOSTE     12 -  11 -  0      52  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         PARRY-STRIKE       4 -   4 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         TOTAL PARRY       22 -  26 -  0      46  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-LUNGE       16 -  20 -  0      44  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         WALL OF STEEL     28 -  39 -  0      42  |

Turn 164 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  2         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     7 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      1 -  6         2  AIMED BLOW     
AIMED BLOW         2 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  WALL OF STEEL  
PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  2         1  TOTAL PARRY    
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  1                                       1  PARRY-STRIKE   
TOTAL PARRY        3 -  3                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   SANDBLASTER 11-3899        66  61  3  245 ANDORIAN KNIGHTS (962)
TOTAL PARRY      IRONBAR 47-182             38  25  0  225 NEMESIS (313)
AIMED BLOW       MATADOR 11-4139            53  43  3  220 ANDORIAN KNIGHTS (962)
BASHING ATTACK   KING FORADAY 47-3762       51  45  4  211 ROYAL FLUSH (10)
WALL OF STEEL    SIR LY 10-4116             54  39  0  199 SIR AGLIO (716)
STRIKING ATTACK  STIGMA OF STUPID 31-4948   24   5  1  182 UNFIT TO BE ORCS (881)
SLASHING ATTACK  KYRA 51-3774               52  54  1  166 SAND DANCERS (610)
PARRY-LUNGE      BEARNICE 47-2847           20  25  6  126 THE BEAR'S PAW (196)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    ELLITA FESS 50-3392        25  25  1   83 MIDDLE WAY 6 (1114)

The overall popularity leader is KING FORADAY 47-3762.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was ROTTEN LIVER 52-2902.  The ten other most popular fighters were POOH-BEAR 
47-1050, ELLITA FESS 50-3392, STIGMA OF STUPID 31-4948, JUNINHO 7-4001, SIR LY 
10-4116, SANDBLASTER 11-3899, ORANGE CRUSH 48-3809, MELTDOWN 8-4353, CANNONBALL 
72-5313, and SANDPAWN 11-4169.

The least popular fighter this week was BIG DOG 11-6378.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were SNOWFALL 45-3473, GILIA HARN 50-3391, DANNIA TYL SIO 52-3393, MIRTA 
51-4033, BLUE VELVET 11-6248, SHADE 47-983, PHILLIP THE BIRD 40-3708, BEARNICE 
47-2847, KYRA 51-3774, and CHAOS WARRIOR 8-1779.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
BONSUR(7)            1  0 0  XOCHITHLAN(39)       0  1 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        0  3 0  
ARKERS(8)            2  0 0  ZENSU(40)            1  0 0  TRICORUS(51)         1  1 0  
KOLACT(10)           0  1 0  STORMCROWE(45)       1  1 0  FRATSFA(52)          0  4 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       2  3 0  NORTH FORK(47)       6  2 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       2  0 0  
MORYA(28)            1  0 0  CAER(48)             0  1 0  ERINIKA(73)          1  0 0  
CHIMLEVTAL(31)       1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JUNINHO 7-4001              31  16  1  215  IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (883) BONSUR
 MELTDOWN 8-4353             23  12  0   91  X-FORCE (1054)             ARKERS
 SIR LY 10-4116              54  39  0  199  SIR AGLIO (716)            KOLACT
 SANDBLASTER 11-3899         66  61  3  245  ANDORIAN KNIGHTS (962)     ARUAK CITY
 BALDER 28-3778              18  13  3   93  VALHALLA (1102)            MORYA

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 STIGMA OF STUPID 31-4948    24   5  1  182  UNFIT TO BE ORCS (881)     CHIMLEVTAL
 EGAN FORN 39-3295           30  49  0   48  THE MIDDLE WAY (946)       XOCHITHLAN
 PHILLIP THE BIRD 40-3708    12   7  0   74  CRUEL PET NAMES (1117)     ZENSU
 SUNFLASH 45-3474            28  32  1   70  NORTHERN LIGHTS (1042)     STORMCROWE
 IRONBAR 47-182              38  25  0  225  NEMESIS (313)              NORTH FORK
 ORANGE CRUSH 48-3809        21   8  1  180  COLORIFIC (815)            CAER
 GILIA HARN 50-3391          25  26  0   95  MIDDLE WAY 6 (1114)        SNOWBOUND
 MIRTA 51-4033               55  40  1  185  SAND DANCERS (610)         TRICORUS
 ROTTEN LIVER 52-2902        31  12  1  200  OTTO'S PARTS (664)         FRATSFA
 ORPHAN 72-5463              22   9  2  145  X-POSSE (1093)             DRAGONHEAD
 MANNAZ THORSSON 73-4269     18  11  1   71  ODIN'S CHOSEN (1088)       ERINIKA