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Date : 02/28/2006 Duedate: 03/27/2006
CRYSALIS
DM-106 TURN-167
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 CHAMPIONS OF 8/1106 4 0 0 100 COLORIFIC 48/815
2 REAL BEER 21/859 1751 875 24 66.7 5 X-FORCE 8/1054 21 18 2 53.8
HERE TO PHOENIX 26/871 X-POSSE 72/1093
CRUEL PET NAMES 40/1117 6 ANDORIAN KNIG 11/962 102 88 2 53.7
PRIMATES-R-US 25/963 7-ODIN'S CHOSE 73/1088 2 2 0 50.0
MILITARY MAYHEM 31/37 8 SECOND CHANC 71/1130 129 142 2 47.6
PARTY ANIMALS 5/476 9 VALHALLA 28/1102 42 49 1 46.2
OTTO'S PARTS 52/664 THE BEAR'S PAW 47/196
INGRATE WHITE NORTH 60/745 10-SIR AGLIO 10/716 78 92 1 45.9
ROYAL FLUSH 47/10 11-MORE DESTROYE 44/469 4 6 0 40.0
IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS 7/883 THE UNHOLY ONES 53/160
3 OVERRATED 96/1044 31 21 1 59.6 12 SAND DANCERS 52/942 318 552 1 36.6
UNFIT TO BE ORCS 31/881 SAND DANCERS 51/610
WASTED SCUM 47/1112 NORTHERN LIGHTS 45/1042
4 LENPROS 30/189 131 98 0 57.2 THE MIDDLE WAY 39/946
FLOWER GIRLS 52/265 MIDDLE WAY 6 50/1114
GOLDEN GLADIATORS 16/577 13-PHAZE PHOLKS 65/1118 1 0 0 100
Z GLADIATORZ 8/1128 14 WHY DID I DO 31/1129 1 0 0 100
COLORIFIC 11/1050
'##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Well! This is a fine how-de-do! Here we are with thirty-one fights, which
sounds respectable, and then I count FOURTEEN mimes out there! It's a flaming
disgrace! Despite the padded fight schedule, we only have forty-eight warriors on
the sands today. The shame!
Flower Girls were avoided by Royal Flush, a very avoiding group of warriors.
Like to pick their fights, I suppose.
Despite ending up in a random match, General Public was the most-challenged
warrior. And yes, we DID have challenges that went through, so it wasn't what you're
thinking. Only seven, but that's better than no challenges at all. Or than fourteen
standbys! I can't stop marveling at that. FOURTEEN. Gods. It's a disgrace. Very
nearly twenty percent of the warriors out there! Mimes. Gods, that was awful. I
almost let Olaf take the spy report when I saw that. And five of them WON. How
could you do this?
SNOWFALL (45-3473) (37-25-0,86) of NORTHERN LIGHTS fought CAPTURED PIRATE KING
(106-2) (0-0-0,30) of the College of Mimes. SNOWFALL savagely defeated CAPTURED
PIRATE KING in a 2 minute bloody match. Good. This was proper. The Pirate Kings
are getting uppity.
HOLLAN INNIS (50-3388) (21-25-0,46) of MIDDLE WAY 6 fought CHAOS WARRIOR (8-
1779) (26-19-0,74) of CHAMPIONS OF STEEL. HOLLAN INNIS was vanquished by CHAOS
WARRIOR in a 2 minute mismatched fight. Two managed warriors, nothing remarkable.
Keep it up.
ELLITA FESS (50-3392) (26-26-1,78) of MIDDLE WAY 6 fought CAPTURED PIRATE KING
(106-2) (0-0-0,30) of the College of Mimes. ELLITA FESS overpowered CAPTURED PIRATE
KING in an exciting 2 minute uneven bout. Another Pirate King learns his place. Or
maybe the same one, but who cares?
EGAN FORN (39-3295) (31-50-0,56) of THE MIDDLE WAY fought RIRORNI SOLDIER (106-
3) (0-0-0,30) of the College of Mimes. EGAN FORN was overpowered by RIRORNI SOLDIER
in a 1 minute one-sided fight. With "warriors" like this, it's no wonder Xochithlan
is still half in ruins from the Rirorni War.
CUBA (26-3917) (18-8-0,80) of HERE TO PHOENIX fought SUNFLASH (45-3474) (29-33-
1,63) of NORTHERN LIGHTS. CUBA vanquished SUNFLASH in an exciting 1 minute brutal
one-sided fray. And may you reach Phoenix any day now.
PHILLIP THE BIRD (40-3708) (14-7-0,100) of CRUEL PET NAMES fought SENATOR
SEDALIA (30-4245) (21-8-0,94) of LENPROS. PHILLIP THE BIRD viciously subdued SENATOR
SEDALIA in a popular 2 minute gory bout. There are points beyond which even a Bird
will not endure.
GILIA HARN (50-3391) (25-28-0,97) of MIDDLE WAY 6 fought IT FELT GOOD (31-5093)
(18-9-0,63) of WHY DID I DO IT. GILIA HARN was handily defeated by IT FELT GOOD in a
2 minute mismatched bout. Well, I'm sure It thought so.
GENERAL PUBLIC (31-3112) (18-14-1,127) of MILITARY MAYHEM fought SHARD (45-3507)
(22-30-1,97) of NORTHERN LIGHTS. GENERAL PUBLIC was vanquished by SHARD in an action
packed 1 minute gory uneven bout. This is apparently our Most Challenged General
Public and I have no idea why the match turned out to be random. Some evil
influence, no doubt. Lots of them around.
MICHAEL J'EH FOX (60-5263) (26-13-2,176) of INGRATE WHITE NORTH fought ORPHAN
(72-5463) (22-11-2,126) of X-POSSE. MICHAEL J'EH FOX overpowered ORPHAN in a 1
minute one-sided bout. And now Orphan is truly "lone, lorn."
BEERVAHNA (60-4292) (31-30-3,192) of INGRATE WHITE NORTH fought WHACKING WILLOW
(52-3167) (33-8-1,152) of FLOWER GIRLS. BEERVAHNA vanquished WHACKING WILLOW in an
action packed 1 minute one-sided match. Whacked that Willow upside the stem? But
was she a pussywillow? Inquiring minds, etc.
BEAUTY QUEEN (47-3352) (43-47-3,194) of ROYAL FLUSH fought IMPRISONED SPY (106-
9) (0-0-0,170) of the College of Mimes. BEAUTY QUEEN demolished IMPRISONED SPY in a
2 minute one-sided fight. Good! I wish she'd killed him. A creep of the first
order.
DAIRY QUEEN (47-2685) (72-40-3,221) of ROYAL FLUSH fought ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL
(106-28) (0-0-0,200) of the College of Mimes. DAIRY QUEEN was viciously subdued by
ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a 3 minute fray. An arenamaster is nobody to trifle with.
Trifle is too rich for his old arteries.
DISCO QUEEN (47-1992) (42-21-1,223) of ROYAL FLUSH fought CRYSALIS GUARD (106-
29) (0-0-0,200) of the College of Mimes. DISCO QUEEN won victory over CRYSALIS GUARD
in a popular 4 minute gruesome match. And what was he guarding, before she blinded
him, eh? Anybody see?
JACK SPRAT (47-2954) (57-62-4,218) of ROYAL FLUSH fought CLOTTO (106-25) (0-0-
0,181) of the College of Mimes. JACK SPRAT was unbelievably bested by CLOTTO in a
popular 2 minute gory contest. I believe it. I don't LIKE it, but I believe it. I
saw, after all.
FIGHTER ACE (47-1189) (65-45-6,289) of ROYAL FLUSH fought ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL
(106-28) (0-0-0,200) of the College of Mimes. FIGHTER ACE overpowered ARENAMASTER
SANDAVOL in a 2 minute bloody one-sided match. Ah, old Sandoval is good for one
fight, but not two.
JACK VALTRAEDS (47-407) (96-63-2,231) of ROYAL FLUSH fought ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL
(106-28) (0-0-0,200) of the College of Mimes. JACK VALTRAEDS devastated ARENAMASTER
SANDAVOL in an exciting 2 minute one-sided fight. Or three.
KING FORADAY (47-3762) (53-45-4,238) of ROYAL FLUSH fought RIRORNI CAPTAIN (106-
26) (0-0-0,200) of the College of Mimes. KING FORADAY handily defeated RIRORNI
CAPTAIN in a 2 minute mismatched bout. Ah! Now, this is the style that won the War,
which fortunately did not get all the way up to North Fork. If only it had started
in the north and worked south....
TEN COMMANDMENTS (47-3843) (48-39-1,217) of ROYAL FLUSH fought VERMICIOUS KNID
(106-30) (0-0-0,240) of the College of Mimes. TEN COMMANDMENTS was unbelievably
bested by VERMICIOUS KNID in a 2 minute bout. Knids don't take commandments well.
Or at all. It makes 'em testy.
JUNINHO (7-4001) (32-17-1,214) of IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS fought SANDBLASTER (11-
3899) (67-62-3,197) of ANDORIAN KNIGHTS. JUNINHO was savagely defeated by
SANDBLASTER in a crowd pleasing 2 minute conflict. Ah, well, there are days like
this. It's one of the rules of Life.
NEWT GINGRICH (5-3399) (71-25-0,242) of PARTY ANIMALS fought STIGMA OF STUPID
(31-4948) (24-7-1,190) of UNFIT TO BE ORCS. NEWT GINGRICH devastated STIGMA OF
STUPID in a 1 minute one-sided battle. But the question arises, what is stupider
than an orc? A tough one, there are so many choices....
PRIMUS (21-4975) (50-14-0,234) of REAL BEER fought TELGOR (106-27) (0-0-0,200)
of the College of Mimes. PRIMUS was savagely defeated by TELGOR in a crowd pleasing
5 minute bloody match. Primus, what do you MEAN by saying you "didn't know he could
hold it that well"? Of course he could! Telgor wins PRIZES for how well he holds
his beer!
MONKEY BUSINESS (25-4040) (29-17-1,213) of PRIMATES-R-US fought RIRORNI COOK
(106-24) (0-0-0,181) of the College of Mimes. MONKEY BUSINESS savagely defeated
RIRORNI COOK in a popular 2 minute gory melee. I see it now, monkey gizzard stew for
every meal for a month.... Next time, try not to annoy the cook?
GROLSCH (21-5029) (46-7-4,221) of REAL BEER fought CRYSALIS GUARD (106-29) (0-0-
0,200) of the College of Mimes. GROLSCH was viciously subdued by CRYSALIS GUARD in a
popular 3 minute gory duel. Another heavy drinker. What else do the standbys have
to do, if not to drink day in and day out?
Ah, the challenge matches. At least there will be no mimes among them.
ZIT (8-4385) (16-2-0,64) of Z GLADIATORZ challenged BALDER (28-3778) (18-15-
3,65) of VALHALLA. Up 1. ZIT unbelievably bested BALDER in an action packed 5
minute gruesome Challenge fight. What is this "unbelievable" business? We see it,
and they tell us we can't believe? Or is it the bookies trying to weasel out of
paying up on long shots?
CANNONBALL (72-5313) (22-13-1,146) of X-POSSE challenged KYRA (51-3774) (53-55-
1,175) of SAND DANCERS. Up 29. CANNONBALL overpowered KYRA in a crowd pleasing 1
minute one-sided Challenge struggle. No overwhelming surprise.
MELTDOWN (8-4353) (24-13-0,110) of X-FORCE challenged BEAR ACUDA (47-4995) (22-
11-1,151) of THE BEAR'S PAW. Up 41. MELTDOWN was savagely defeated by BEAR ACUDA in
a 5 minute Challenge competition. That is a mean bear, Melty. Or maybe a real bear
of a fish.
TAOS (26-4042) (17-10-1,102) of HERE TO PHOENIX challenged BEARNICE (47-2847)
(20-27-6,105) of THE BEAR'S PAW. Up 3. TAOS defeated BEARNICE in a 2 minute
Challenge fight. Must've been that Taos Lightning.
ROTTEN LIVER (52-2902) (32-13-1,199) of OTTO'S PARTS challenged MIRTA (51-4033)
(55-42-1,199) of SAND DANCERS. Straight across. ROTTEN LIVER overpowered MIRTA in a
crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel. It was the stench that did it.
Bring onions next time. Even the stewards commented.
BURGER KING (47-4152) (38-33-3,189) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged DANNIA TYL SIO
(52-3393) (47-32-1,193) of SAND DANCERS. Up 4. BURGER KING demolished DANNIA TYL
SIO in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee. Ah, probably too greasy. Or maybe
"forgot" to hold the onions. Whatever works.
RAVISHING REDBUD (52-3197) (30-7-0,211) of FLOWER GIRLS challenged GRINNON
BEARIT (47-2955) (35-20-3,217) of THE BEAR'S PAW. Up 6. RAVISHING REDBUD
unbelievably bested GRINNON BEARIT in a 3 minute Challenge fight. But Grinnon loved
every minute of it.
And for the title: KING UVDAHELL (47-1643) (43-21-1,245) of ROYAL FLUSH fought
MATADOR (11-4139) (54-44-3,211) of ANDORIAN KNIGHTS. A random match. KING UVDAHELL
viciously subdued MATADOR in an action packed 2 minute gory Title duel.
Congratulations to the victor, and to the vanquished for making a good fight of it.
Ketchum
THE TOWER GUARDIAN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
KING UVDAHELL 47-1643 44 21 1 258 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
FIGHTER ACE 47-1189 66 45 6 300 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
NEWT GINGRICH 5-3399 72 25 0 259 PARTY ANIMALS (476) KALTOS
KING FORADAY 47-3762 54 45 4 251 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
JACK VALTRAEDS 47-407 97 63 2 244 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
DISCO QUEEN 47-1992 43 21 1 231 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
RAVISHING REDBUD 52-3197 31 7 0 225 FLOWER GIRLS (265) FRATSFA
ROTTEN LIVER 52-2902 33 13 1 217 OTTO'S PARTS (664) FRATSFA
MONKEY BUSINESS 25-4040 30 17 1 216 PRIMATES-R-US (963) LYRATILAN
SANDBLASTER 11-3899 68 62 3 215 ANDORIAN KNIGHTS (962) ARUAK CITY
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BURGER KING 47-4152 39 33 3 209 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
BEERVAHNA 60-4292 32 30 3 206 INGRATE WHITE NORTH (745) ARADI
GRINNON BEARIT 47-2955 35 21 3 204 THE BEAR'S PAW (196) NORTH FORK
-SANDPAWN 11-4169 57 35 1 203 ANDORIAN KNIGHTS (962) ARUAK CITY
MATADOR 11-4139 54 45 3 202 ANDORIAN KNIGHTS (962) ARUAK CITY
-TOADKILLER DOG 47-1103 24 7 1 201 WASTED SCUM (1112) NORTH FORK
BEAUTY QUEEN 47-3352 44 47 3 199 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
PRIMUS 21-4975 50 15 0 198 REAL BEER (859) SUNSET
TEN COMMANDMENTS 47-3843 48 40 1 198 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
DAIRY QUEEN 47-2685 72 41 3 196 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
GROLSCH 21-5029 46 8 4 196 REAL BEER (859) SUNSET
JUNINHO 7-4001 32 18 1 195 IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (883) BONSUR
STIGMA OF STUPID 31-4948 24 8 1 195 UNFIT TO BE ORCS (881) CHIMLEVTAL
MIRTA 51-4033 55 43 1 194 SAND DANCERS (610) TRICORUS
JACK SPRAT 47-2954 57 63 4 188 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
-SIR LY 10-4116 55 40 0 188 SIR AGLIO (716) KOLACT
DANNIA TYL SIO 52-3393 47 33 1 183 SAND DANCERS (942) FRATSFA
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-ORANGE CRUSH 48-3809 21 9 1 180 COLORIFIC (815) CAER
MICHAEL J'EH FOX 60-5263 27 13 2 179 INGRATE WHITE NORTH (745) ARADI
-WARLORD 53-722 34 24 0 177 THE UNHOLY ONES (160) KHALHUMS
CANNONBALL 72-5313 23 13 1 172 X-POSSE (1093) DRAGONHEAD
BEAR ACUDA 47-4995 23 11 1 155 THE BEAR'S PAW (196) NORTH FORK
KYRA 51-3774 53 56 1 153 SAND DANCERS (610) TRICORUS
WHACKING WILLOW 52-3167 33 9 1 153 FLOWER GIRLS (265) FRATSFA
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ORPHAN 72-5463 22 12 2 133 X-POSSE (1093) DRAGONHEAD
SHARD 45-3507 23 30 1 125 NORTHERN LIGHTS (1042) STORMCROWE
MELTDOWN 8-4353 24 14 0 119 X-FORCE (1054) ARKERS
-RANDOM MATCHUP 96-1048 18 11 4 119 OVERRATED (1044) OLD VALAMANTIS
PHILLIP THE BIRD 40-3708 15 7 0 113 CRUEL PET NAMES (1117) ZENSU
TAOS 26-4042 18 10 1 110 HERE TO PHOENIX (871) CALEAM
-YOUNG JOAN 28-3534 28 20 1 105 DODGE BULLETS (867) MORYA
-FIVE GOLDEN RINGS 16-4331 29 4 0 102 GOLDEN GLADIATORS (577) WILLAF
GENERAL PUBLIC 31-3112 18 15 1 102 MILITARY MAYHEM (37) CHIMLEVTAL
-WYATT BURP 28-3531 26 23 0 101 DODGE BULLETS (867) MORYA
BEARNICE 47-2847 20 28 6 101 THE BEAR'S PAW (196) NORTH FORK
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SENATOR SEDALIA 30-4245 21 9 0 93 LENPROS (189) IAYE
IT FELT GOOD 31-5093 19 9 0 91 WHY DID I DO IT (1129) CHIMLEVTAL
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SNOWFALL 45-3473 38 25 0 88 NORTHERN LIGHTS (1042) STORMCROWE
CUBA 26-3917 19 8 0 87 HERE TO PHOENIX (871) CALEAM
-MANNAZ THORSSON 73-4269 19 12 1 86 ODIN'S CHOSEN (1088) ERINIKA
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ELLITA FESS 50-3392 27 26 1 80 MIDDLE WAY 6 (1114) SNOWBOUND
-TOTO 47-3914 22 13 0 79 LAND OF OZ (28) NORTH FORK
CHAOS WARRIOR 8-1779 27 19 0 78 CHAMPIONS OF STEEL (1106) ARKERS
-LANIK MUELLER 65-3632 16 6 2 75 PHAZE PHOLKS (1118) DAL SHANG
GILIA HARN 50-3391 25 29 0 73 MIDDLE WAY 6 (1114) SNOWBOUND
ZIT 8-4385 17 2 0 73 Z GLADIATORZ (1128) ARKERS
-BLUE VELVET 11-6248 21 9 0 72 COLORIFIC (1050) ARUAK CITY
-DAISY HAMMER 28-3317 15 26 1 72 FLOWER HAMMERZ (1057) MORYA
BALDER 28-3778 18 16 3 66 VALHALLA (1102) MORYA
-SIR DA 10-5586 16 12 3 63 SIR AGLIO (716) KOLACT
SUNFLASH 45-3474 29 34 1 60 NORTHERN LIGHTS (1042) STORMCROWE
-BLUE BLAZES 11-6280 16 8 0 59 COLORIFIC (1050) ARUAK CITY
-SARA 44-1824 16 10 1 57 MORE DESTROYERS (469) KRILL
-GOLDEN ARCHES 16-4984 15 6 0 51 GOLDEN GLADIATORS (577) WILLAF
-ACE METRIC 47-3554 13 8 0 47 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
HOLLAN INNIS 50-3388 21 26 0 46 MIDDLE WAY 6 (1114) SNOWBOUND
EGAN FORN 39-3295 31 51 0 33 THE MIDDLE WAY (946) XOCHITHLAN
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Sorry there isn't a Slow Arena News this time, but the choice was no news, or
delay the whole newsletter. I chose "no news." It's good news, isn't it? --
Ketchum
Hollan Innis -- Only when used improperly are the runes considered "letters!" The
runes are not, nor were they ever, meant for writing per se, but for communication
between gods and men. Each rune has a deep meaning of its own, independent of one
another, and Mannaz signifies "man" the intelligent, rational mind and describes the
Northern European folk as being the progeny of the gods. In essence, Mannaz reflects
the perfected man or ubermensch--much like myself! -- Mannaz Thorsson
Phillip The Bird -- Perhaps you just do not understand fight throwing at its optimum?
-- Horrid Holly, Blue Velvet, and Doc
Egan Forn -- Well, humm...it's good because it's bad; it is easy to organize because
you can depend on it being dis-organized. Or at least Blackstorm knows how to whip
it into something useful, and I guess that's all that matters. Don't worry about
things that you cannot comprehend for that is chaotic. -- Chaos Warrior (grin)
Welcome to my fellow Arena brothers from Arkers. Glad Zit and Zig Zag stayed. --
Chaos Warrior
P.S. Too bad the others left.
Z-man -- Howdy! Now would you and Curator be pulling a fast one on me? Are you the
one and the same, or am I crazy as usual? -- Blackstorm
Blue Blazes -- Oho! A scout. That was a good try, but I've never lost to one of
your style yet. -- Chaos Warrior
P.S. Sorry about the neck.
Phillip the Bird -- And slap it into a gilded cage, too. -- Ellita Fess
P.S. Provided the gilding is over steel bars! No solid gold, he'd get OUT too
easily.
Primus -- I don't mind real beer being a golem, I can live with that, but I thought
it'd be masculine, not neuter. Are you sure? -- Mirta
Juninho -- Go kick around an imported football, why don't you? -- Dannia tyl Sio
Sandblaster -- Ah, it's you. -- Kyra
Cannonball -- If I'd let loose the desperate wail sooner, would it have put you off
your stroke? -- Gilia Harn
P.S. I hate dying.
P.P.S. And tell Ketchum that I'll complain if I want to!
An Alastarian Deserter? Whoopee-doo. That is JUST what I wanted for the Equinox,
which can't get here too soon to please me. -- Hollan Innis
Rat-kebab. -- Egan Forn
Amazing how many rats there are in this place! -- Snowfall
And it's really unfair that the Captured Pirate Kin should learn four skills and me
NOTHING. He pirated those skills, dammit! -- Sunflash
Fighter Ace -- I don't know whose I'm coming into, but I don't THINK it's my own. --
Mirta
Ed. -- No. I think the Commission forces him to use an inhibitor. -- Egan Forn
Aw, where's the fun in that! -- Ed.
30 January 2006
We of the Desolate Empire Alliance want to announce with glad hearts that Heathen
Hatebred is no longer just a friend, but also an alliance-mate. Heathen brings a lot
with him to our alliance. His experience, talent, and loyalty will be a great
benefit to us all. Welcome Heathen; may all our enemies' blood continue to flow
freely! -- Dark Knights of the Desolate Empire
22 February 2006
The Olympics have arrived!
The Mordanti Olympics, having been gone for six years, have returned to the Mordanti
Alliance, sponsored by Amicitia Primoris. Teams have competed against each other for
recognition and notoriety four times in the past. It is far past time for the fifth
Mordanti Olympics to be held. The Mordanti Olympics shall be held in the Mordant
arena (DM-1) from May 1st (T544) through Oct 30 (T557). There will be a
'registration period' lasting until T543, where teams will be allowed to register by
activating in Mordant and declaring their participation in the personals. Rules will
be posted in the Mordant arena (DM-1) newsletter no later than T543, but shall be
available online before then. An announcement will be made as to where they will be
posted. Prizes will be awarded to the winners.
Lord Xiang
Amicitia Primoris
amicitia@gwi.net
http://amicitiaprimoris.gotdns.com
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
RAVISHING REDBUD unbelievably bested GRINNON BEARIT in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
BURGER KING demolished DANNIA TYL SIO in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
ROTTEN LIVER overpowered MIRTA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
TAOS defeated BEARNICE in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
MELTDOWN was savagely defeated by BEAR ACUDA in a 5 minute Challenge competition.
CANNONBALL overpowered KYRA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
ZIT unbelievably bested BALDER in a action packed 5 minute gruesome Challenge fight.
KING UVDAHELL viciously subdued MATADOR in a action packed 2 minute gory Title duel.
GROLSCH was viciously subdued by CRYSALIS GUARD in a popular 3 minute gory duel.
MONKEY BUSINESS savagely defeated RIRORNI COOK in a popular 2 minute gory melee.
PRIMUS was savagely defeated by TELGOR in a crowd pleasing 5 minute bloody match.
NEWT GINGRICH devastated STIGMA OF STUPID in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
JUNINHO was savagely defeated by SANDBLASTER in a crowd pleasing 2 minute conflict.
TEN COMMANDMENTS was unbelievably bested by VERMICIOUS KNID in a 2 minute bout.
KING FORADAY handily defeated RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a 2 minute mismatched bout.
JACK VALTRAEDS devastated ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a exciting 2 minute one-sided fight.
FIGHTER ACE overpowered ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a 2 minute bloody one-sided match.
JACK SPRAT was unbelievably bested by CLOTTO in a popular 2 minute gory contest.
DISCO QUEEN won victory over CRYSALIS GUARD in a popular 4 minute gruesome match.
DAIRY QUEEN was viciously subdued by ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a 3 minute fray.
BEAUTY QUEEN demolished IMPRISONED SPY in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
BEERVAHNA vanquished WHACKING WILLOW in a action packed 1 minute one-sided match.
MICHAEL J'EH FOX overpowered ORPHAN in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
GENERAL PUBLIC was vanquished by SHARD in a action packed 1 minute gory uneven bout.
GILIA HARN was handily defeated by IT FELT GOOD in a 2 minute mismatched bout.
PHILLIP THE BIRD viciously subdued SENATOR SEDALIA in a popular 2 minute gory bout.
CUBA vanquished SUNFLASH in a exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided fray.
EGAN FORN was overpowered by RIRORNI SOLDIER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
ELLITA FESS overpowered CAPTURED PIRATE KING in a exciting 2 minute uneven bout.
HOLLAN INNIS was vanquished by CHAOS WARRIOR in a 2 minute mismatched fight.
SNOWFALL savagely defeated CAPTURED PIRATE KING in a 2 minute bloody match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 12 PARRY-STRIKE 5 - 0 - 0 100 |
|WALL OF STEEL 9 PARRY-RIPOSTE 17 - 7 - 0 71 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 6 LUNGING ATTACK 59 - 36 - 3 62 |
|TOTAL PARRY 6 SLASHING ATTACK 14 - 11 - 0 56 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 BASHING ATTACK 14 - 11 - 1 56 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 3 TOTAL PARRY 26 - 27 - 0 49 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 AIMED BLOW 15 - 16 - 1 48 |
|AIMED BLOW 3 STRIKING ATTACK 18 - 20 - 0 47 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 WALL OF STEEL 31 - 42 - 0 42 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-LUNGE 13 - 20 - 0 39 |
Turn 167 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 2 5 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 2 2 SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 10 - 2 WALL OF STEEL 1 - 8 1 BASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 4 - 2 AIMED BLOW 0 - 3 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 PARRY-STRIKE
TOTAL PARRY 3 - 3 1 TOTAL PARRY
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK KING UVDAHELL 47-1643 44 21 1 258 ROYAL FLUSH (10)
SLASHING ATTACK NEWT GINGRICH 5-3399 72 25 0 259 PARTY ANIMALS (476)
BASHING ATTACK KING FORADAY 47-3762 54 45 4 251 ROYAL FLUSH (10)
PARRY-RIPOSTE JACK VALTRAEDS 47-407 97 63 2 244 ROYAL FLUSH (10)
PARRY-STRIKE DISCO QUEEN 47-1992 43 21 1 231 ROYAL FLUSH (10)
TOTAL PARRY RAVISHING REDBUD 52-3197 31 7 0 225 FLOWER GIRLS (265)
AIMED BLOW MATADOR 11-4139 54 45 3 202 ANDORIAN KNIGHTS (962)
STRIKING ATTACK BEAUTY QUEEN 47-3352 44 47 3 199 ROYAL FLUSH (10)
WALL OF STEEL PRIMUS 21-4975 50 15 0 198 REAL BEER (859)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
PARRY-LUNGE BEAR ACUDA 47-4995 23 11 1 155 THE BEAR'S PAW (196)
The overall popularity leader is JACK VALTRAEDS 47-407. The most popular warrior
this turn was BALDER 28-3778. The ten other most popular fighters were BEAR ACUDA
47-4995, GRINNON BEARIT 47-2955, PHILLIP THE BIRD 40-3708, KING UVDAHELL 47-1643,
KING FORADAY 47-3762, JACK VALTRAEDS 47-407, JACK SPRAT 47-2954, SANDBLASTER 11-3899,
TEN COMMANDMENTS 47-3843, and DISCO QUEEN 47-1992.
The least popular fighter this week was SUNFLASH 45-3474. The other ten least
popular fighters were ORPHAN 72-5463, WHACKING WILLOW 52-3167, DANNIA TYL SIO
52-3393, EGAN FORN 39-3295, SENATOR SEDALIA 30-4245, GILIA HARN 50-3391, GENERAL
PUBLIC 31-3112, KYRA 51-3774, MICHAEL J'EH FOX 60-5263, and JUNINHO 7-4001.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
KALTOS(5) 1 0 0 MORYA(28) 0 1 0 NORTH FORK(47) 8 5 0
BONSUR(7) 0 1 0 IAYE(30) 0 1 0 SNOWBOUND(50) 1 2 0
ARKERS(8) 2 1 0 CHIMLEVTAL(31) 1 2 0 TRICORUS(51) 0 2 0
ARUAK CITY(11) 1 1 0 XOCHITHLAN(39) 0 1 0 FRATSFA(52) 2 2 0
SUNSET(21) 0 2 0 ZENSU(40) 1 0 0 ARADI(60) 2 0 0
LYRATILAN(25) 1 0 0 STORMCROWE(45) 2 1 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 1 1 0
CALEAM(26) 2 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
NEWT GINGRICH 5-3399 72 25 0 259 PARTY ANIMALS (476) KALTOS
JUNINHO 7-4001 32 18 1 195 IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (883) BONSUR
MELTDOWN 8-4353 24 14 0 119 X-FORCE (1054) ARKERS
SANDBLASTER 11-3899 68 62 3 215 ANDORIAN KNIGHTS (962) ARUAK CITY
PRIMUS 21-4975 50 15 0 198 REAL BEER (859) SUNSET
MONKEY BUSINESS 25-4040 30 17 1 216 PRIMATES-R-US (963) LYRATILAN
TAOS 26-4042 18 10 1 110 HERE TO PHOENIX (871) CALEAM
BALDER 28-3778 18 16 3 66 VALHALLA (1102) MORYA
SENATOR SEDALIA 30-4245 21 9 0 93 LENPROS (189) IAYE
STIGMA OF STUPID 31-4948 24 8 1 195 UNFIT TO BE ORCS (881) CHIMLEVTAL
EGAN FORN 39-3295 31 51 0 33 THE MIDDLE WAY (946) XOCHITHLAN
PHILLIP THE BIRD 40-3708 15 7 0 113 CRUEL PET NAMES (1117) ZENSU
SHARD 45-3507 23 30 1 125 NORTHERN LIGHTS (1042) STORMCROWE
KING UVDAHELL 47-1643 44 21 1 258 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK
ELLITA FESS 50-3392 27 26 1 80 MIDDLE WAY 6 (1114) SNOWBOUND
MIRTA 51-4033 55 43 1 194 SAND DANCERS (610) TRICORUS
RAVISHING REDBUD 52-3197 31 7 0 225 FLOWER GIRLS (265) FRATSFA
BEERVAHNA 60-4292 32 30 3 206 INGRATE WHITE NORTH (745) ARADI
CANNONBALL 72-5313 23 13 1 172 X-POSSE (1093) DRAGONHEAD