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Date   : 04/25/2006    Duedate: 05/22/2006

CRYSALIS

DM-106    TURN-169

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 WHY DID I DO 31/1129    3    0  0  100      FLOWER GIRLS 52/265                   
  2-CHAMPIONS OF  8/1106    4    1  0 80.0      Z GLADIATORZ 8/1128                   
  3 REAL BEER 21/859     1773  896 25 66.4    6 ANDORIAN KNIG 11/962  103   91  2 53.1
    HERE TO PHOENIX 26/871                    7-SECOND CHANC 71/1130  129  142  2 47.6
    CRUEL PET NAMES 40/1117                   8 VALHALLA 28/1102       47   52  1 47.5
    PRIMATES-R-US 25/963                        THE BEAR'S PAW 47/196                 
    PARTY ANIMALS 5/476                       9 MILCHAMAH 72/1133      17   19  0 47.2
    MILITARY MAYHEM 31/37                    10 X-FORCE 8/1054         21   24  2 46.7
    OTTO'S PARTS 52/664                         X-POSSE 72/1093                       
    IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS 7/883               11 FREEDONIA 47/1135      11   16  0 40.7
    INGRATE WHITE NORTH 60/745               12 SAND DANCERS 52/942   325  563  1 36.6
    ROYAL FLUSH 47/10                           SAND DANCERS 51/610                   
    CHAPEL ROCK 79/615                          NORTHERN LIGHTS 45/1042               
  4 OVERRATED 96/1044      35   23  1 60.3      MIDDLE WAY 6 50/1114                  
    UNFIT TO BE ORCS 31/881                     THE MIDDLE WAY 39/946                 
    WASTED SCUM 47/1112                         MIDDLE WAY 7 31/1131                  
  5 LENPROS 30/189        134  100  0 57.3   13-KNIGHTS TEMP 47/1132    1    7  0 12.5
    GOLDEN GLADIATORS 16/577                 14 VILE REAVERS 59/1134    1    0  0  100

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                                  WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 269): INOCHI of YAKUZA (Sensei Jan, mgr.)
 DM  28 SLAUGHTER PRIEST MEM (turn 266): CAM SHAFT of OTTO'S MECHANICS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 264): BUSTER BUNNY of LOONY TOONS (Rascally Rabbit, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 220): SKULK of CHEAP SHOTS (Cheap Shots Management, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 241): HOT LIPS of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 SCOMSS SWAMP (turn 236): WHITE SETTLER of NATURAL B. KILLERS 2 (Maximillian)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 223): YAIWE of DARK SIDHE (Daehir, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 216): INSOLENT IRIS of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 206): CHAOS WARRIOR of EYE OF THE STORM (Blackstorm, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 194): DUFF of ISLANDERS (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 171): EYE OF THE KNEE DOLL of HAZAARDS OF CLONING (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 171): EAGLE KEYS of ANCIENT KNIGHTS (Brewmaster, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 171): APPLE DANISH of WORLDWIDE GORE (Crip, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 269): YAKUZA (Sensei Jan, mgr.)
 DM  28 SLAUGHTER PRIEST MEM (turn 266): THE PENTARCHY (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 264): none
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 220): CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 241): A DEAL'S A DEAL (Applejack, mgr.)
 DM  47 SCOMSS SWAMP (turn 236): OLD HABITS (Father O'Malley, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 223): DRUID'S GROVE (Talon Warsmith, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 216): SILVER KNIGHTS (Dark Knight Toker, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 206): MILLENIUM METAL (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 194): VINCERE AUT MORI (Dark Knight Toker, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 171): HAZAARDS OF CLONING (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 171): MILCHAMAH (Hammer, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 171): FAMILY JEWELS (Gem Genius, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 268): TOM SAWYER of SMITHSONIAN (The Curator, mgr.)
 DM  28 SLAUGHTER PRIEST MEM (turn 266): MR. CHOMP CHOMP of THE PENTARCHY (Le
                                         Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 264): NINJATO of SAMURAI KIDS II (Sensei Jan, mgr.)
                   (turn 263): BRILLIANT ORANGE of UNFIT TO BE ORCS (Slugbait, mgr.)
 DM  47 SCOMSS SWAMP (turn 235): BOMBADIL of FREEDONIA (Mr. Snarky, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 216): TORMENT of ASSASSIN NATION (Ghab, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 206): VIKING RAIDER of SPARF! (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 193): SOUL SCOURGE of VILE REAVERS (Bobby Bigfoot, mgr.)
                          WIMPIRA of ISLANDERS (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (170): MAKKEH KILLER of MILCHAMAH (Hammer, mgr.)

                                 THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
                         Reflections by the Chief Tower Guard

Observation from the Crip Camp is that the commission flunkies seem to have gotten a 
lot tougher around here.

Turn 167

Crip's Crap vs other warriors 9-2
Crip's Crap vs Crysalis standbys 6-5

Turn 168

Crip's Crap vs other warriors 6-3
Crip's Crap vs Crysalis standbys 4-8

King Uvdahell
Chief of Tower Guard
Royal Flush

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Greetings, warriors of CRYSALIS!  Once again I've been called out of retirement 
for my abilities and insights into spy reporting.  Ah, who am I fooling, I'm not 
retired.  I may be dead, but they expect me to show up at the office at sunrise every 
day.  Let me tell you, this is not how I planned to spend my afterlife.  This wasn't 
even how I planned to spend this evening!  But Ketchum can be very, very persuasive 
when he wants to be.

     So, let's take a look at the day's fights.  These are the first notes, made 
actually DURING the fights (as opposed to the reasoned and witty comments that we spy 
reporters come with in the office over a glass of beer afterward):
       What's with PHILLIP THE BIRD?  He actually beat X-POSSE's ORPHAN, and walked 
away with 51 more points from the fight.  And not only won but killed his opponent.  
This Phillip is a mean bird.  Here are the facts, as provided by the arena steward.  
ORPHAN (72-5463) (22-13-2,137) of X-POSSE fought PHILLIP THE BIRD (40-3708) (15-8-
0,115) of CRUEL PET NAMES.  ORPHAN was dispatched by PHILLIP THE BIRD in a 1 minute 
bout.  But I don't get the use of "dispatched" here.  (Not my word, some damned 
scribe put it in.)  It makes it sound like Orphan was merely sent on a tedious 
errand.
     Laughs were big at MIDDLE WAY 6 while they watched HOLLAN INNIS clobber MAKKEH 
KILLER.  She (meaning Makkeh Killer, as Hollan is a he) lost 29 points and got 
bruised from objects thrown from the stands.  Do you really think Jorja would let her 
warriors laugh at somebody who got bruised by objects thrown from the stands?  It 
seems unlikely.  MAKKEH KILLER (72-6032) (17-14-0,65) of MILCHAMAH fought HOLLAN 
INNIS (50-3388) (21-27-0,28) of MIDDLE WAY 6.  MAKKEH KILLER was overpowered by 
HOLLAN INNIS in a 1 minute uneven fight.

     Oh, here's a good one, you know, the really stupid comments that the scribes put 
in the spy reports and we have to pretend WE said?  "Wouldn't it be nice to have live 
subjects to practice on?  I hear some team is looking into the uses of convicted 
prisoners."  Anybody have any idea AT ALL what this is supposed to mean?  Magicians 
practice on live subjects.  Gladiators practice on each other.  What good would it do 
any of you to have a "live subject" standing around to beat up?  Will this teach you 
skills?  As if! as Debby would say.

     If at first you don't succeed, avoid.  That'll get you in the spy reports, for 
lack of us having anything new to say.  How well I know the feeling of being in the 
most avoided team!  (Yes, indeed, I was a host in myself.)  Don't fall out of 
practive, ANDORIAN KNIGHTS!  In my day, no team with a 102-90-2 would scare me off!  
Of course, it may not be a question of being "scared off."  What's the problem, ROYAL 
FLUSH?
     What do people see in SANDBLASTER?  His 69-63-3?  ANDORIAN KNIGHTS ain't 
talkin', but he's got 214 points.  So?  The Tower Guardian has more than that.  Yeah, 
all right, I think this means Sandblaster got blasted with the most challenges.  
Today, this is not going to be hard to achieve, but I do wish that the scribes could 
be a little more specific in these notes.  Do I look like a mind reader?

     In other "news," I note that there were thirty fights, of which seven were 
challenges, and that TWELVE fights involved standbys.  This is ridiculous.  You're 
supposed to fight EACH OTHER.  Get your acts together.

     I'm going to give you the piffling seven challenge matches, and then the title 
fight (not a challenge), and call it a night.  I'm getting too old for this stuff.
     CUBA (26-3917) (20-8-0,89) of HERE TO PHOENIX challenged SNOWFALL (45-3473) (39-
25-0,90) of NORTHERN LIGHTS.  Up 1.  CUBA handily defeated SNOWFALL in an action 
packed 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.  Give that winning warrior a cigar!
     BALDER (28-3778) (19-16-3,72) of VALHALLA challenged SUNFLASH (45-3474) (29-35-
1,58) of NORTHERN LIGHTS.  Down 14.  BALDER devastated SUNFLASH in a crowd pleasing 1 
minute mismatched Challenge match.  And it looks to me like Sunflash was lucky to get 
out of this alive.
     FIVE GOLDEN RINGS (16-4331) (30-4-0,116) of GOLDEN GLADIATORS challenged 
MELTDOWN (8-4353) (24-15-0,116) of X-FORCE.  Straight across.  FIVE GOLDEN RINGS 
outwaited MELTDOWN in a dull 24 minute gory Challenge brawl.  This was the longest 
fight, and very well timed.  I was ready for a nap about then.
     TAOS (26-4042) (18-11-1,111) of HERE TO PHOENIX challenged BEARNICE (47-2847) 
(21-28-6,112) of THE BEAR'S PAW.  Up 1.  TAOS defeated BEARNICE in an exciting 1 
minute Challenge fight.  I hear there was some "Taos lightning" involved in this 
fight somehow.  Anyone care to give us the story?
     OUR LADY PEACE (79-1191) (24-10-2,159) of CHAPEL ROCK challenged CANNONBALL (72-
5313) (23-14-1,171) of X-POSSE.  Up 12.  OUR LADY PEACE vanquished CANNONBALL in a 1 
minute mismatched Challenge brawl.  This puts a whole different face on the question 
of peace and war, doesn't it?
     GRINNON BEARIT (47-2955) (35-22-3,203) of THE BEAR'S PAW challenged BEERVAHNA 
(60-4292) (33-30-3,219) of INGRATE WHITE NORTH.  Up 16.  GRINNON BEARIT demolished 
BEERVAHNA in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.  And I could tell--that 
grin, you know--that Mr. Bearit enjoyed every min-- every second of this fight.
     JUNINHO (7-4001) (33-18-1,213) of IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS challenged TOADKILLER DOG 
(47-1103) (25-7-1,216) of WASTED SCUM.  Up 3.  JUNINHO viciously subdued TOADKILLER 
DOG in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge fight.  And well he should!  We don't want 
dogs killing toads around here.  This could have very unpleasant consequences, if it 
became common.  Dog kills toad, contracts Warty Poison from the slimy thing, and then 
goes and bites a person, passing on the horrid disease.  Can't have that!

     Ah, for the title:  KING UVDAHELL (47-1643) (45-21-1,278) of ROYAL FLUSH fought 
STIGMA OF STUPID (31-4948) (24-9-1,189) of UNFIT TO BE ORCS.  KING UVDAHELL was 
defeated by STIGMA OF STUPID in a 1 minute Title duel.  I can barely restrain my 
enthusiam for UNFIT TO BE ORCS' outstanding member, Tower Guardian STIGMA OF STUPID.  
Do you suppose Stupid will write a column?  Or even can write one?

     And the standard closing paragraphs:
     "Warriors of CRYSALIS unite.  You have only your games to lose!  Here's some 
advice:  study your opponent, master many skills, fight dirty.
     "Who knows what the future holds for a warrior.  More fights, there's no doubt.  
All work and no play makes Olaf a dull fighter.  Work and play no fighter dull Olaf.  
Olaffighterwork and no play.  I don't want to overstay my welcome..."

                                     Olaf Modeen

THE TOWER GUARDIAN            W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 STIGMA OF STUPID 31-4948    25   9  1  212  UNFIT TO BE ORCS (881)     CHIMLEVTAL

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 NEWT GINGRICH 5-3399        74  25  0  281  PARTY ANIMALS (476)        KALTOS
 JACK VALTRAEDS 47-407       99  63  2  258  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 JUNINHO 7-4001              34  18  1  230  IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (883) BONSUR
 MONKEY BUSINESS 25-4040     31  17  1  222  PRIMATES-R-US (963)        LYRATILAN
 BEAUTY QUEEN 47-3352        46  47  3  219  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 GRINNON BEARIT 47-2955      36  22  3  216  THE BEAR'S PAW (196)       NORTH FORK
 PRIMUS 21-4975              52  15  0  215  REAL BEER (859)            SUNSET
 SANDBLASTER 11-3899         69  63  3  214  ANDORIAN KNIGHTS (962)     ARUAK CITY

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JACK SPRAT 47-2954          58  64  4  206  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
-RAVISHING REDBUD 52-3197    31   8  0  202  FLOWER GIRLS (265)         FRATSFA
 MATADOR 11-4139             54  47  3  201  ANDORIAN KNIGHTS (962)     ARUAK CITY
 TOADKILLER DOG 47-1103      25   8  1  200  WASTED SCUM (1112)         NORTH FORK
 FIGHTER ACE 47-1189         67  46  6  199  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 ROTTEN LIVER 52-2902        33  15  1  197  OTTO'S PARTS (664)         FRATSFA
-MIRTA 51-4033               55  43  1  194  SAND DANCERS (610)         TRICORUS
 TEN COMMANDMENTS 47-3843    48  42  1  194  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 BEERVAHNA 60-4292           33  31  3  194  INGRATE WHITE NORTH (745)  ARADI
 KING UVDAHELL 47-1643       45  22  1  193  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 DISCO QUEEN 47-1992         43  23  1  192  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 BURGER KING 47-4152         40  34  3  190  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 GROLSCH 21-5029             46  10  4  185  REAL BEER (859)            SUNSET
 KING FORADAY 47-3762        54  47  4  183  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
-DANNIA TYL SIO 52-3393      47  33  1  183  SAND DANCERS (942)         FRATSFA

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DAIRY QUEEN 47-2685         73  42  3  180  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 OUR LADY PEACE 79-1191      25  10  2  180  CHAPEL ROCK (615)          MIROI CHANG
-MICHAEL J'EH FOX 60-5263    27  13  2  179  INGRATE WHITE NORTH (745)  ARADI
 BEAR ACUDA 47-4995          24  12  1  169  THE BEAR'S PAW (196)       NORTH FORK
 PHILLIP THE BIRD 40-3708    16   8  1  166  CRUEL PET NAMES (1117)     ZENSU
 CANNONBALL 72-5313          23  15  1  159  X-POSSE (1093)             DRAGONHEAD
-KYRA 51-3774                53  56  1  153  SAND DANCERS (610)         TRICORUS
-WHACKING WILLOW 52-3167     33   9  1  153  FLOWER GIRLS (265)         FRATSFA

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SHARD 45-3507               25  30  1  138  NORTHERN LIGHTS (1042)     STORMCROWE
 RANDOM MATCHUP 96-1048      20  11  4  129  OVERRATED (1044)           OLD VALAMANTIS
 FIVE GOLDEN RINGS 16-4331   31   4  0  123  GOLDEN GLADIATORS (577)    WILLAF

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ORPHAN 72-5463              22  14  2  123  X-POSSE (1093)             DRAGONHEAD
 TAOS 26-4042                19  11  1  118  HERE TO PHOENIX (871)      CALEAM
 MELTDOWN 8-4353             24  16  0  115  X-FORCE (1054)             ARKERS
 BEARNICE 47-2847            21  29  6  108  THE BEAR'S PAW (196)       NORTH FORK

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 IT FELT GOOD 31-5093        21   9  0  100  WHY DID I DO IT (1129)     CHIMLEVTAL
 CUBA 26-3917                21   8  0  100  HERE TO PHOENIX (871)      CALEAM
 GENERAL PUBLIC 31-3112      18  17  1   97  MILITARY MAYHEM (37)       CHIMLEVTAL
-SENATOR SEDALIA 30-4245     21   9  0   93  LENPROS (189)              IAYE
 ELLITA FESS 50-3392         28  27  1   92  MIDDLE WAY 6 (1114)        SNOWBOUND
 GILIA HARN 50-3391          27  29  0   91  MIDDLE WAY 6 (1114)        SNOWBOUND

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-NEUMA 50-3406               23  17  1   87  DARK SIDHE (642)           SNOWBOUND
 SNOWFALL 45-3473            39  26  0   82  NORTHERN LIGHTS (1042)     STORMCROWE
-BOMBADIL 47-2724            23  13  0   82  FREEDONIA (1135)           NORTH FORK
-WIMPIRA 59-2421             21  15  1   79  ISLANDERS (804)            ILLIS
 BALDER 28-3778              20  16  3   79  VALHALLA (1102)            MORYA
-CHAOS WARRIOR 8-1779        27  20  0   76  CHAMPIONS OF STEEL (1106)  ARKERS
 SOUL SCOURGE 59-2589        20   2  0   74  VILE REAVERS (1134)        ILLIS
 ZIT 8-4385                  18   3  0   71  Z GLADIATORZ (1128)        ARKERS
 KAMBARD MURH 31-5045        18  23  0   66  MIDDLE WAY 7 (1131)        CHIMLEVTAL
 FENDER GRALE 50-3389        18  32  2   63  MIDDLE WAY 6 (1114)        SNOWBOUND
 HOLLAN INNIS 50-3388        22  27  0   59  MIDDLE WAY 6 (1114)        SNOWBOUND
-ART PENDRAGON 47-5151       14  16  0   58  KNIGHTS TEMPLAR (1132)     NORTH FORK
-BRILLIANT ORANGE 31-4961    15  11  1   57  UNFIT TO BE ORCS (881)     CHIMLEVTAL
 EGAN FORN 39-3295           31  53  0   53  THE MIDDLE WAY (946)       XOCHITHLAN
 SUNFLASH 45-3474            29  36  1   53  NORTHERN LIGHTS (1042)     STORMCROWE
-TOM SAWYER 8-4281           16   5  0   53  SMITHSONIAN (250)          ARKERS
 MAKKEH KILLER 72-6032       17  15  0   36  MILCHAMAH (1133)           DRAGONHEAD

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY              TURN
ORPHAN 72-5463             22  14  2 X-POSSE 1093           PHILLIP THE BIRD 40-37 169

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Dannio Tyl Sio -- Sorry for being so rude, but the stable is getting tired of meeting 
up with the arena flunkies.  Sorry for mistaking your for one of them, I'll give you 
a free whopper next time we meet. -- Burger King

     Sounds like a good deal to me.

Mirta -- Strange duel!  We clash and I throw crit parries.  Something smells fishy in 
Crysalis, and its certainly not me. -- Rotten Liver

Bearnice  -- I've long been an admirerererer of your kill tallies since the Swamp 
Jeopardy.   Had to see if they were for real, though. -- Taos

Matador -- Excellent duel.  You would be a deserving title holder here.  And with 
those stat trains you've been stringing together, I suspect that will be soon. -- 
King Uvdahell

Stigma of Stupid -- With trains like that, certainly   you are going to fail to live 
up to your name. I really don't want to meet up with your again. -- Newt Gingrich

Sandblaster -- I believe you've become my own personal nemesis. -- Juninho

Whacking Willow -- Able to take even more of a licking and keep on ticking.  I like 
it ,but haven't I heard that somewhere before. -- Beervahna

Orphan -- Remember to bribe the MUGS with a little something each week.   Those 50 
point difference in recognitiion can be nasty.  At least you got a bunch of skills 
for your pain. -- Michael J'Eh Fox

     But, alas, not this time.

Shard -- I feel like you've ripped through my defenses like an explosive projectile.
-- General Public

Senator Sedalia -- I must say you Consortium Dudes are easy.  Not like them Flower 
Girls. -- Phillip the Bird

Sunflash -- Oops, you'd think with my deftness, I'd be able to hit my target once in 
a while. -- Cuba

     But that's boring!  So predictable.

Icelord -- No movement of any of Crip's Crap at this split.  In fact, with the 
bundles of losses to the stock characters here of late, I've had 4 or 5 move from 
eligible back to ADM. -- Crip

Stigma of Stupid -- Surpise!  Nice trains over the past few turns for you anyway -- 
Juninho

Matador -- Grandmaster of Bullfighting!  I'm impressed -- Beervahna

Meltdown -- A good try, but I'm refractory. -- Shard

Zit -- Have you ever tried... washing your face?  You'd be surprised what it can do. 
-- Gilia Harn

Chaos Warrior -- My specialty is imposing order. -- Ellita Fess
P.S.  But it never lasts.

It Felt Good -- Couldn't prove it by me. -- Kambard Murh

Cuba -- That's... a square tuba? -- Egan Forn

Rats, I hate rats! -- Fender Grale

And I hate pirates.  There should be a law. -- Hollan Innis

I can cool a rat's ardor very easily. -- Snowfall

Balder -- I flashed off your polished dome and blinded myself! -- Sunflash

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

JUNINHO viciously subdued TOADKILLER DOG in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge fight.
GRINNON BEARIT demolished BEERVAHNA in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
OUR LADY PEACE vanquished CANNONBALL in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
TAOS defeated BEARNICE in a exciting 1 minute Challenge fight.
FIVE GOLDEN RINGS outwaited MELTDOWN in a dull 24 minute gory Challenge brawl.
BALDER devastated SUNFLASH in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
CUBA handily defeated SNOWFALL in a action packed 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
KING UVDAHELL was defeated by STIGMA OF STUPID in a 1 minute Title duel.
MONKEY BUSINESS vanquished RIRORNI COOK in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
BURGER KING was overpowered by AMBER WOLFWALKER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BEAUTY QUEEN viciously subdued VERMICIOUS KNID in a crowd pleasing 4 minute conflict.
NEWT GINGRICH demolished MATADOR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody one-sided brawl.
JACK VALTRAEDS defeated CRYSALIS GUARD in a 2 minute duel.
GROLSCH was overpowered by AMBER WOLFWALKER in a 2 minute uneven struggle.
FIGHTER ACE devastated VILLAINOUS INFORMER in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
PRIMUS overpowered BEAR ACUDA in a 2 minute one-sided match.
DISCO QUEEN was beaten by SANDBLASTER in a popular 4 minute bloody match.
DAIRY QUEEN was devastated by CLOTTO in a popular 1 minute one-sided contest.
JACK SPRAT vanquished ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a 1 minute one-sided match.
KING FORADAY was vanquished by TELGOR in a popular 1 minute brutal mismatched fray.
TEN COMMANDMENTS was defeated by CRYSALIS GUARD in a 2 minute fight.
ROTTEN LIVER was unbelievably bested by VERMICIOUS KNID in a popular 4 minute match.
RANDOM MATCHUP overpowered ELLITA FESS in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
ORPHAN was dispatched by PHILLIP THE BIRD in a 1 minute bout.
SHARD vanquished GENERAL PUBLIC in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fray.
IT FELT GOOD savagely defeated EGAN FORN in a action packed 1 minute competition.
MAKKEH KILLER was overpowered by HOLLAN INNIS in a 1 minute uneven fight.
SOUL SCOURGE slimly won victory over KAMBARD MURH in a exciting 4 minute fight.
GILIA HARN demolished CAPTURED PIRATE KING in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
FENDER GRALE was beaten by ZIT in a popular 4 minute gruesome bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  13         PARRY-STRIKE       4 -   2 -  0      67  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    9         LUNGING ATTACK    67 -  34 -  4      66  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      5         SLASHING ATTACK   18 -  11 -  0      62  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  4         PARRY-RIPOSTE     16 -  10 -  0      62  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         TOTAL PARRY       28 -  29 -  0      49  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    4         AIMED BLOW        12 -  16 -  1      43  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         STRIKING ATTACK   15 -  20 -  0      43  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         BASHING ATTACK    12 -  16 -  1      43  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         PARRY-LUNGE       13 -  20 -  0      39  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         WALL OF STEEL     31 -  48 -  0      39  |

Turn 169 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      4 -  5         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  3         2  STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     9 -  4     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  3         2  SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        3 -  2     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  3         1  AIMED BLOW     
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  
                                                                1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  STIGMA OF STUPID 31-4948   25   9  1  212 UNFIT TO BE ORCS (881)
SLASHING ATTACK  NEWT GINGRICH 5-3399       74  25  0  281 PARTY ANIMALS (476)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    JACK VALTRAEDS 47-407      99  63  2  258 ROYAL FLUSH (10)
AIMED BLOW       JUNINHO 7-4001             34  18  1  230 IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (883)
LUNGING ATTACK   MONKEY BUSINESS 25-4040    31  17  1  222 PRIMATES-R-US (963)
WALL OF STEEL    PRIMUS 21-4975             52  15  0  215 REAL BEER (859)
TOTAL PARRY      TOADKILLER DOG 47-1103     25   8  1  200 WASTED SCUM (1112)
PARRY-STRIKE     DISCO QUEEN 47-1992        43  23  1  192 ROYAL FLUSH (10)
BASHING ATTACK   KING FORADAY 47-3762       54  47  4  183 ROYAL FLUSH (10)
PARRY-LUNGE      BEAR ACUDA 47-4995         24  12  1  169 THE BEAR'S PAW (196)

The overall popularity leader is JACK VALTRAEDS 47-407.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was ROTTEN LIVER 52-2902.  The ten other most popular fighters were BEAUTY 
QUEEN 47-3352, JUNINHO 7-4001, SANDBLASTER 11-3899, FENDER GRALE 50-3389, DISCO QUEEN 
47-1992, SOUL SCOURGE 59-2589, TOADKILLER DOG 47-1103, NEWT GINGRICH 5-3399, BEAR 
ACUDA 47-4995, and ZIT 8-4385.

The least popular fighter this week was FIVE GOLDEN RINGS 16-4331.  The other ten 
least popular fighters were MELTDOWN 8-4353, MAKKEH KILLER 72-6032, EGAN FORN 
39-3295, ELLITA FESS 50-3392, SNOWFALL 45-3473, SUNFLASH 45-3474, CANNONBALL 72-5313, 
GENERAL PUBLIC 31-3112, ORPHAN 72-5463, and KING FORADAY 47-3762.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
KALTOS(5)            1  0 0  CALEAM(26)           2  0 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        2  2 0  
BONSUR(7)            1  0 0  MORYA(28)            1  0 0  FRATSFA(52)          0  1 0  
ARKERS(8)            1  1 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       2  2 0  ILLIS(59)            1  0 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       1  1 0  XOCHITHLAN(39)       0  1 0  ARADI(60)            0  1 0  
WILLAF(16)           1  0 0  ZENSU(40)            1  0 1  DRAGONHEAD(72)       0  3 0  
SUNSET(21)           1  1 0  STORMCROWE(45)       1  2 0  MIROI CHANG(79)      1  0 0  
LYRATILAN(25)        1  0 0  NORTH FORK(47)       5  9 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 NEWT GINGRICH 5-3399        74  25  0  281  PARTY ANIMALS (476)        KALTOS
 JUNINHO 7-4001              34  18  1  230  IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (883) BONSUR
 MELTDOWN 8-4353             24  16  0  115  X-FORCE (1054)             ARKERS
 SANDBLASTER 11-3899         69  63  3  214  ANDORIAN KNIGHTS (962)     ARUAK CITY
 FIVE GOLDEN RINGS 16-4331   31   4  0  123  GOLDEN GLADIATORS (577)    WILLAF
 PRIMUS 21-4975              52  15  0  215  REAL BEER (859)            SUNSET
 MONKEY BUSINESS 25-4040     31  17  1  222  PRIMATES-R-US (963)        LYRATILAN
 TAOS 26-4042                19  11  1  118  HERE TO PHOENIX (871)      CALEAM
 BALDER 28-3778              20  16  3   79  VALHALLA (1102)            MORYA
 STIGMA OF STUPID 31-4948    25   9  1  212  UNFIT TO BE ORCS (881)     CHIMLEVTAL
 EGAN FORN 39-3295           31  53  0   53  THE MIDDLE WAY (946)       XOCHITHLAN
 PHILLIP THE BIRD 40-3708    16   8  1  166  CRUEL PET NAMES (1117)     ZENSU
 SHARD 45-3507               25  30  1  138  NORTHERN LIGHTS (1042)     STORMCROWE
 JACK VALTRAEDS 47-407       99  63  2  258  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 ELLITA FESS 50-3392         28  27  1   92  MIDDLE WAY 6 (1114)        SNOWBOUND
 ROTTEN LIVER 52-2902        33  15  1  197  OTTO'S PARTS (664)         FRATSFA
 SOUL SCOURGE 59-2589        20   2  0   74  VILE REAVERS (1134)        ILLIS
 BEERVAHNA 60-4292           33  31  3  194  INGRATE WHITE NORTH (745)  ARADI
 CANNONBALL 72-5313          23  15  1  159  X-POSSE (1093)             DRAGONHEAD
 OUR LADY PEACE 79-1191      25  10  2  180  CHAPEL ROCK (615)          MIROI CHANG
 RANDOM MATCHUP 96-1048      20  11  4  129  OVERRATED (1044)           OLD VALAMANTIS