AD Date : 08/15/2006 Duedate: 09/11/2006 CRYSALIS DM-106 TURN-173 RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K % 1 CHAMPIONS OF 8/1106 5 2 0 71.4 DARQUE ANGELS 39/1087 2 ROYAL FLUSH 47/10 1784 899 25 66.5 DARQUE FORCES 72/1009 IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS 7/883 DARQUE FORCES 31/908 PARTY ANIMALS 5/476 DARQUE FORCES VIII 73/1043 HAZAARDS OF CLONING 71/1144 LUNAE MILITES 28/1143 3 OVERRATED 96/1044 46 26 1 63.9 8 ANDORIAN KNIG 11/962 106 96 2 52.5 UNFIT TO BE ORCS 31/881 9 PLAYPEN 14/1146 55 64 1 46.2 WASTED SCUM 47/1112 VALHALLA 28/1102 4 NORTHERN BADLA 8/886 3 2 0 60.0 THE BEAR'S PAW 47/196 NATURAL B. KILLERS 2 47/1148 10 X-FORCE 8/1054 23 31 2 42.6 5 SMITHSONIAN 8/250 146 102 0 58.9 X-POSSE 72/1093 Z GLADIATORZ 8/1128 11-FREEDONIA 47/1135 12 17 0 41.4 GOLDEN GLADIATORS 16/577 12 MIDDLE WAY 6 50/1114 334 582 1 36.5 FLOWER GIRLS 52/265 NORTHERN LIGHTS 45/1042 COLORIFIC 11/1050 MIDDLE WAY 11 8/1145 GLOOM AND DOOM 4/1151 13-DOGS OF WAR 71/418 4 8 0 33.3 6 ODIN'S CHOSE 73/1088 4 3 0 57.1 14 FILIPINA LAD 28/1147 1 1 0 50.0 7 KNIGHT BREED 45/1070 75 67 1 52.8 '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER Like the magnificent Sun, rising upon the Dawn and exiling the Night for a Day, I, Novgorodny Vir, return once again! NORTHERN LIGHTS had cause to celebrate, after SNOWFALL got 17 points by beating DART. LADY CONSOLACION certainly had a baffled expression on hers face, after losing to MANNAZ THORSSON and losing 11 points in the process! Well, Duelmaster JUNINHO TV challenged ANDORIAN KNIGHTS' MATADOR. Is a 37-18-1 good enough? MATADOR found out that CRYSALIS isn't a democracy. You've gotta be the best to be Duelmaster here! So who was the warrior seen charging into immovable walls and challenging dead trees? Someone's got a basic problem... My mother wished me to avoid conflict, and seek the gentle trade of Spyreporter. But warriors aren't supposed to avoid fights! Like a horde of jackals fleeing from the lion, so did the "warriors" in CRYSALIS avoid THE BEAR'S PAW. As a woman of good breeding scorns the "warriors" of PARTY ANIMALS, so did that sorry team shy from THE BEAR'S PAW Is it charming personality? Conversational abilities? Good oral hygiene? Whatever it is, PIXIE BLIGHT is the most challenged warrior. Do my ears deceive me? FIVE GOLDEN RINGS (outclassed by 41 points) challenged CANNONBALL, in what promises to be a fight.(!) Fixed fights? Paybacks? Blind luck? Whatever, FIVE GOLDEN RINGS challenged CANNONBALL, FIVE GOLDEN RINGS the underdog by 41 points. Call 'im brash! Call 'im brassy! Call 'im brave! Call 'im sassy! ORPHAN will face PIXIE BLIGHT, up by 41. Aaaah, just call 'im dead meat. The gods smiled upon ORPHAN, in his upset fight against PIXIE BLIGHT. ORPHAN gets a win, 33 points, and a free drink on me. (Next week, OK?) Word has it BALDER suffered a romantic setback. Note how he challenged RANDOM MATCHUP, 48 points his senior. Like a mother cat batting her overly rambunctious kitten into submission, RANDOM MATCHUP quashed BALDER. But BALDER, if at first you don't succeed... Is there life after death? Pragmatics (and warriors) know there is death after life! Questions are being raised about the disposing of severed body parts in the arena. A certain tavern in CRYSALIS would I avoid! All good things must come to an end. More important duties call me. Can anything compare to the pleasure of writing Spyreports for CRYSALIS? On that giddy note I take my leave-- Novgorodny Vir THE TOWER GUARDIAN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY JUNINHO 7-4001 38 18 1 292 IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (883) BONSUR GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY NEWT GINGRICH 5-3399 78 25 0 344 PARTY ANIMALS (476) KALTOS TOADKILLER DOG 47-1103 28 9 1 225 WASTED SCUM (1112) NORTH FORK -WHACKING WILLOW 52-3167 36 9 1 221 FLOWER GIRLS (265) FRATSFA JACK VALTRAEDS 47-407 101 65 2 215 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK -RAVISHING REDBUD 52-3197 32 8 0 213 FLOWER GIRLS (265) FRATSFA GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY STIGMA OF STUPID 31-4948 27 11 1 209 UNFIT TO BE ORCS (881) CHIMLEVTAL -KING UVDAHELL 47-1643 46 22 1 208 ROYAL FLUSH (10) NORTH FORK GRINNON BEARIT 47-2955 37 25 3 207 THE BEAR'S PAW (196) NORTH FORK SODOM 31-4368 29 12 1 204 DARQUE FORCES (908) CHIMLEVTAL EVE 72-4596 20 7 0 199 DARQUE FORCES (1009) DRAGONHEAD MATADOR 11-4139 56 49 3 196 ANDORIAN KNIGHTS (962) ARUAK CITY SANDBLASTER 11-3899 70 66 3 192 ANDORIAN KNIGHTS (962) ARUAK CITY BEAR ACUDA 47-4995 25 15 1 186 THE BEAR'S PAW (196) NORTH FORK GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY FIVE GOLDEN RINGS 16-4331 33 4 0 168 GOLDEN GLADIATORS (577) WILLAF ORPHAN 72-5463 24 16 2 165 X-POSSE (1093) DRAGONHEAD CANNONBALL 72-5313 23 19 1 163 X-POSSE (1093) DRAGONHEAD GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY RANDOM MATCHUP 96-1048 24 11 4 150 OVERRATED (1044) OLD VALAMANTIS PIXIE BLIGHT 73-4427 24 21 0 144 DARQUE FORCES VIII (1043) ERINIKA SCORPIUS 45-3752 27 12 0 131 KNIGHT BREED (1070) STORMCROWE BEARNICE 47-2847 24 30 6 130 THE BEAR'S PAW (196) NORTH FORK -YAIWE 50-3414 37 4 0 115 DARK SIDHE (642) SNOWBOUND SHARD 45-3507 26 33 1 109 NORTHERN LIGHTS (1042) STORMCROWE -DR. ROSENZWEIG 30-4247 30 13 1 104 LENPROS (189) IAYE GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY BALDER 28-3778 22 18 3 100 VALHALLA (1102) MORYA -SAMURAI STRIKER 71-62 18 15 1 100 DOGS OF WAR (418) KYR'TERR -BOMBADIL 47-2724 24 14 0 97 FREEDONIA (1135) NORTH FORK -SASHA BAL TOR 8-4034 26 16 0 94 NORTHERN BADLANDS (886) ARKERS BLUE VELVET 11-6248 23 9 0 93 COLORIFIC (1050) ARUAK CITY SNOWFALL 45-3473 41 28 0 92 NORTHERN LIGHTS (1042) STORMCROWE ELLITA FESS 50-3392 30 29 1 92 MIDDLE WAY 6 (1114) SNOWBOUND -WARGASM 31-1557 24 19 1 92 AVENGERS (259) CHIMLEVTAL GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY ANGELOST 39-3415 18 8 1 90 DARQUE ANGELS (1087) XOCHITHLAN -ZIT 8-4385 20 3 0 89 Z GLADIATORZ (1128) ARKERS MANNAZ THORSSON 73-4269 21 13 1 88 ODIN'S CHOSEN (1088) ERINIKA -KIRKEN TUORNIN 31-4849 20 20 2 82 THE NIGHTHAWKS (182) CHIMLEVTAL TOM SAWYER 8-4281 18 7 0 82 SMITHSONIAN (250) ARKERS WHITE SETTLER 47-5322 18 10 1 79 NATURAL B. KILLERS 2 (1148 NORTH FORK GILIA HARN 50-3391 27 33 0 77 MIDDLE WAY 6 (1114) SNOWBOUND HOLLAN INNIS 50-3388 25 28 0 77 MIDDLE WAY 6 (1114) SNOWBOUND LADY CONSOLACION 28-3703 22 22 2 77 FILIPINA LADYZ (1147) MORYA CHAOS WARRIOR 8-1779 28 21 0 74 CHAMPIONS OF STEEL (1106) ARKERS -SIR BROKE STROKER 10-5623 20 10 0 70 SIR AGLIO (716) KOLACT -HORRID HOLLY 52-3334 20 10 0 70 FLOWER GIRLS (265) FRATSFA -NICKLEBACK 54-2815 16 19 1 68 MILLENIUM METAL (1150) TROCAR DART 8-4586 20 12 1 66 X-FORCE (1054) ARKERS -YMIR BLOODRAVEN 8-4369 14 11 2 65 NORTHERN BADLANDS (886) ARKERS LITTLE DEVIL 14-4359 16 7 0 62 PLAYPEN (1146) TOBIR -PUTRESSENCE 4-5778 17 8 1 60 GLOOM AND DOOM (1151) JHELUM SIPPYCUP SAM 14-4280 15 8 3 59 PLAYPEN (1146) TOBIR SUNFLASH 45-3474 30 39 1 54 NORTHERN LIGHTS (1042) STORMCROWE GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY -ZOEY 45-4126 14 10 1 53 A DEAL'S A DEAL (1149) STORMCROWE -POT OF GOLD 16-5590 14 9 0 51 GOLDEN GLADIATORS (577) WILLAF -SERB SMASHER 71-1393 15 8 2 47 DOGS OF WAR (418) KYR'TERR FENDER GRALE 50-3389 18 36 2 40 MIDDLE WAY 6 (1114) SNOWBOUND '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE All -- I'm afraid Galen couldn't make it at the last minute, which left us rather in the lurch. That's why you have a golem this cycle. Next cycle though, your regular reporter will be back from sabbatical. -- Ed. Oh, Jack, Honey, that felt soooooo good! You are such the man to let me be on top! (wink) -- Whacking Willow Gilia -- You are a great fence painter. Uh huh. -- Tom Sawyer Watch out for Five Golden Rings! He is energized from winning his record-tying 32,757 minute fight at The Baltimore Face. Bad! But golden! -- Midas, Golden Gladiators Grinnon Bearit -- Why, you are one fine person for saying that! Come on over to my apartment and let me show you how fine. -- Ravishing Redbud Galen -- Macho????? You beast! -- Blue Velvet BV -- (smiling) Kat -- Welcome to you too. I'm coming to see you as soon as I can. -- Dark Knight Blackstorm Sunflash -- Sorry, don't like the sun, A LOT! I prefer dark clouds, but no rain. -- Chaos Warrior Snarky-- Did I hear right, you are retiring? You'll be missed. -- DK Blackstorm My Nytemair shall be arriving shortly. (grin) -- Dark Knight Blackstorm Dark Knight Blackstorm -- Hailsa Brother! Yeah, I'm just running a lonely soldier here, but I represent the DEA wherever I go!! -- Dark Knight Heathen Kat -- Thanks for the welcome. My blade stays honed and I look forward to crossing it with you and your brethren at every opportunity! -- D.K. Heathen Hatebred All -- Most challenged? Wow. Really, you shouldn't have! -- Grinnon Bearit Matador -- Simply winning wasn't enough? Had to do the whole 'demolish' thing, eh? Ok, ok, I get the hint. -- Bear Acuda Ellita Fess -- For once, Bearnice was right--you ARE an accommodating dance partner! -- Balder Juninho -- No DM column? We don't pay you to just SIT up there and collect TC's, y'know. -- Sippycup Sam Orphan -- You don't look like some poor, abandoned kid to ME. You look like trouble. -- Shard Tom Sawyer -- But why should *I* paint the fence? It isn't MY fence. -- Gilia Harn Balder -- My mother SWEARS that using a hairbrush on your scalp will help that. Sounds like an old mom's tale to me. -- Ellita Fess Sippycup Sam -- Hmm, is that some kind of "potion of learning" in your cup? You surely did suck up the skills. -- Hollan Innis Lady Consolacion -- If that's behavior appropriate to a lady, I'll take a plate of hash instead. Urg. -- Fender Grale Ymir Bloodraven -- Ah, but it's my job to clean up after that kind of thing. -- Snowfall Chaos Warrior -- Somehow, I would not have expected that style to be chaotic, but you had me totally confused. -- Sunflash P.S. Maybe it was all the reflections. Tom Sawyer -- Ah. Well, it isn't a GOOD disguise, it makes you look like a dwarf. -- Ellita Fess and Gillia Harn Blue Velvet -- No, I was too busy thinking about a dress of blue velvet spangled with snowflakes in seed pearls, and I didn't pay attention to the fight. -- Snowfall 11 August 2006 All -- I support Vendetta Cartel's observation of The Dark Knights! If war is declared on V.C. by The Dark Knights, then war is also declared on The Dark Knights of the Desolate Empire by The Avengers of Light! We have been quietly awaiting such a chance to expose ourselves (all interested parties contact me c/o The Barbarians: DM 31, Attn: Timothias)! Come, Vendetta Cartel, let us show these broke-down "Knights" what true warriors are! -- Gemini Goldphoenix, Overlord of The Avengers of Light LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS JUNINHO devastated MATADOR in a 3 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight. BEAR ACUDA was handily defeated by STIGMA OF STUPID in a 1 minute Challenge match. JACK VALTRAEDS won victory over GRINNON BEARIT in a 3 minute Challenge brawl. FIVE GOLDEN RINGS defeated CANNONBALL in a exciting 5 minute bloody Challenge fight. ORPHAN devastated PIXIE BLIGHT in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel. BALDER was bested by RANDOM MATCHUP in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge match. TOM SAWYER defeated HOLLAN INNIS in a action packed 3 minute Challenge melee. SIPPYCUP SAM vanquished FENDER GRALE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel. NEWT GINGRICH overpowered EVE in a 1 minute uneven duel. TOADKILLER DOG overpowered SANDBLASTER in a action packed 6 minute one-sided fight. SODOM savagely defeated ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a exciting 3 minute bloody match. SHARD was handily defeated by SCORPIUS in a exciting 1 minute one-sided contest. BEARNICE overpowered ZORRO, THE GAY BLADE in a 2 minute mismatched conflict. BLUE VELVET narrowly defeated GILIA HARN in a popular 2 minute duel. LADY CONSOLACION was bested by MANNAZ THORSSON in a action packed 1 minute duel. LITTLE DEVIL was beaten by ANGELOST in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brawl. ELLITA FESS bested CHAOS WARRIOR in a exciting 3 minute fight. WHITE SETTLER demolished SUNFLASH in a 1 minute one-sided bout. SNOWFALL overpowered DART in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody mismatched fight. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |LUNGING ATTACK 8 SLASHING ATTACK 20 - 12 - 0 63 | |TOTAL PARRY 5 LUNGING ATTACK 57 - 35 - 2 62 | |AIMED BLOW 4 TOTAL PARRY 32 - 23 - 0 58 | |SLASHING ATTACK 4 PARRY-RIPOSTE 18 - 13 - 0 58 | |WALL OF STEEL 4 AIMED BLOW 17 - 13 - 0 57 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 2 - 0 50 | |PARRY-LUNGE 3 STRIKING ATTACK 11 - 16 - 0 41 | |BASHING ATTACK 3 WALL OF STEEL 27 - 40 - 0 40 | |STRIKING ATTACK 2 PARRY-LUNGE 12 - 18 - 0 40 | |PARRY-STRIKE 0 BASHING ATTACK 9 - 20 - 0 31 | Turn 173 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 5 3 TOTAL PARRY STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 2 3 LUNGING ATTACK TOTAL PARRY 3 - 2 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 2 SLASHING ATTACK AIMED BLOW 2 - 2 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 1 AIMED BLOW SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 2 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE WALL OF STEEL 2 - 2 1 STRIKING ATTACK TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME AIMED BLOW JUNINHO 7-4001 38 18 1 292 IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (883) SLASHING ATTACK NEWT GINGRICH 5-3399 78 25 0 344 PARTY ANIMALS (476) TOTAL PARRY TOADKILLER DOG 47-1103 28 9 1 225 WASTED SCUM (1112) PARRY-RIPOSTE JACK VALTRAEDS 47-407 101 65 2 215 ROYAL FLUSH (10) STRIKING ATTACK STIGMA OF STUPID 31-4948 27 11 1 209 UNFIT TO BE ORCS (881) LUNGING ATTACK GRINNON BEARIT 47-2955 37 25 3 207 THE BEAR'S PAW (196) PARRY-LUNGE BEAR ACUDA 47-4995 25 15 1 186 THE BEAR'S PAW (196) BASHING ATTACK ORPHAN 72-5463 24 16 2 165 X-POSSE (1093) WALL OF STEEL BLUE VELVET 11-6248 23 9 0 93 COLORIFIC (1050) The overall popularity leader is JACK VALTRAEDS 47-407. The most popular warrior this turn was TOADKILLER DOG 47-1103. The ten other most popular fighters were BALDER 28-3778, SODOM 31-4368, CANNONBALL 72-5313, JUNINHO 7-4001, ELLITA FESS 50-3392, HOLLAN INNIS 50-3388, SANDBLASTER 11-3899, JACK VALTRAEDS 47-407, GRINNON BEARIT 47-2955, and ANGELOST 39-3415. The least popular fighter this week was SUNFLASH 45-3474. The other ten least popular fighters were EVE 72-4596, FENDER GRALE 50-3389, PIXIE BLIGHT 73-4427, BEAR ACUDA 47-4995, LADY CONSOLACION 28-3703, SHARD 45-3507, DART 8-4586, CHAOS WARRIOR 8-1779, LITTLE DEVIL 14-4359, and NEWT GINGRICH 5-3399. Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K KALTOS(5) 1 0 0 WILLAF(16) 1 0 0 NORTH FORK(47) 4 2 0 BONSUR(7) 1 0 0 MORYA(28) 0 2 0 SNOWBOUND(50) 1 3 0 ARKERS(8) 1 2 0 CHIMLEVTAL(31) 2 0 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 1 2 0 ARUAK CITY(11) 1 2 0 XOCHITHLAN(39) 1 0 0 ERINIKA(73) 1 1 0 TOBIR(14) 1 1 0 STORMCROWE(45) 2 2 0 OLD VALAMANTIS(96) 1 0 0 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY NEWT GINGRICH 5-3399 78 25 0 344 PARTY ANIMALS (476) KALTOS JUNINHO 7-4001 38 18 1 292 IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (883) BONSUR TOM SAWYER 8-4281 18 7 0 82 SMITHSONIAN (250) ARKERS MATADOR 11-4139 56 49 3 196 ANDORIAN KNIGHTS (962) ARUAK CITY LITTLE DEVIL 14-4359 16 7 0 62 PLAYPEN (1146) TOBIR FIVE GOLDEN RINGS 16-4331 33 4 0 168 GOLDEN GLADIATORS (577) WILLAF TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY BALDER 28-3778 22 18 3 100 VALHALLA (1102) MORYA STIGMA OF STUPID 31-4948 27 11 1 209 UNFIT TO BE ORCS (881) CHIMLEVTAL ANGELOST 39-3415 18 8 1 90 DARQUE ANGELS (1087) XOCHITHLAN SCORPIUS 45-3752 27 12 0 131 KNIGHT BREED (1070) STORMCROWE TOADKILLER DOG 47-1103 28 9 1 225 WASTED SCUM (1112) NORTH FORK ELLITA FESS 50-3392 30 29 1 92 MIDDLE WAY 6 (1114) SNOWBOUND EVE 72-4596 20 7 0 199 DARQUE FORCES (1009) DRAGONHEAD PIXIE BLIGHT 73-4427 24 21 0 144 DARQUE FORCES VIII (1043) ERINIKA RANDOM MATCHUP 96-1048 24 11 4 150 OVERRATED (1044) OLD VALAMANTIS NEW TEAMS IN THE TEMPORARY TOURNAMENT ARENAS (DM 81/83) Please note that all new teams created at the Face-to-Face were temporarily placed in a temporary Tournament Arena, DM 81 or DM 83. If you requested that your team be placed in a specific arena, it has already transferred to that arena. Any teams not transferred out of DM 81 and DM 83 by September 1st will be deleted. If you have questions about any of your teams, please contact Customer Service. -- RSI